"Living Next To A Squatter"

On this episoide of the Strawberry And Lizette Mexican / Ginger Podcast, there is a squatter living next to Lizette, we talked about gated communities giving false sences of security, making phone calls while flying, and more!

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Episode Transcript

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On episode six of the Strawberry andLazette Mexican Ginger Podcast, we talked about
Lazette's squatter encounter, getting flamed onInstagram, for a hot take about Casey
Anthony making phone calls on the airplane, and more. All that coming up.
NeXT's podcast time. It's the Strawberryand Lizette Mexican Ginger Podcast. Not

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suitable for a younger audience. Areyou ready? Are you ready to jingle
your bells? All right? Check? Check check check your Mike Lazette,
yo, all right, it's theUncentered Podcast Strawberry and Lazette. Um,
come, Mick. As you couldtell, it's the holiday season. Okay,

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I wrote a bunch of stuff downfor you. Actually, at least
I have notes. So you wantto go shit that popped off this morning,
So you go, because I won'tforget. I wrote my stuff down
lyddy okay, so you will notnever believe what the fuck happened across from
my apartment this morning, your neighboror like in the parking lot, the
neighbor well, then the neighboring buildingthe apartment across from like my front door,

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but nobody's living in that unit.They just moved out, so they're
like fixing it up. You're connectedby the walkway, yes, okay,
homeless person went in there, fireflood, there was a squatter, no
way, Yeah, it's so exciting. How long was the person not living?

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Like? How long has that apartmentbeen vacant for a while? But
I feel like, like I thinkright after Halloween is when they moved out.
But I think the squatter was onlyin there for only in their last
night because there's been workers going inthere every day, okay, fixing it

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up to rent it to someone else. Yeah, So I took my son
to school this morning and I gotback home maybe like around eight o'clock,
maybe a little after eight, andI see all the workers, which,
by the way, fucking embarrassing becauselike I woke up late because I've been
I think I'm getting sick, soit's like hard for me to like wake
up and get up in the morning. Yeah, all I want to do

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is sleep. But anyway, soI was in green. I was in
fucking green sweats with bleached spots allover it, a sports bra and yeah,
just like my pink fuzzy ug robejust over me. I just I
just threw a robe on and wewent out the door. So I had
I was sitting in my car waitingfor all the workers to finish, walking

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back and forth, like hoping,I'll just wait for them to go into
the apartment and then I'll get out. Yeah, little did I know there's
a fucking squatter in there. Sothat's why there were so many of them
walking back and forth, because theykept going back and forth to from the
front door to then like the livingroom windows and the bedroom windows and then
trying to look inside. I'm like, whatever, I'm not, I can't
send the car all morning, Sothey were trying. They were trying to

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investigate to make sure the squad orwas still in there before they went into
the building. I went into theunit. They were trying to see if
they could see where he was at. Oh, so they didn't walk in
and get like conked on the head. I guess, I don't know,
so conked on the head, layon the bed, don't have to don't
have to be So I walked byand they there's like four of them in

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the hallway in front of my doorand the neighboring door where the squatter is,
and then they have all their toolslaid out. Yeah. So they
see me walking up and they're like, oh, my bad. And I'm
like, it's okay, my doorsright here, Like I don't need to
pass you guys. I'm just comingright here. Yeah, okay. So
I go into my apartment and I'mas I'm walking into my bedroom, I
hear, hey, bro, we'lllet you go, like we just have

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work to do. We need youto come out. And my ears went
and I ran back to my frontdoor and I watched the little people and
they're they're just like, hey,bro, we need to come in like
like water, lock them out,locks them out. They couldn't get inside
the apartment. And they have youknow, when they're renovating units, they
have like the little keypad locks orthe workers can get in and whatever.

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They don't have like a key tothe door for safety reasons. Yeah,
but they have like just like alittle keypad and they press the little code
and the door opens and they goin. Well, they couldn't get in,
so the guy must have got wentin. And then we have like
a bolt lock on top and thenlike a door, a door locked,
So if you must have locked lockedthe door, they couldn't get in.
So he's there's like four guys standingoutside, the smallest ones pounding on the

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door like look man, like weget it. You need it somewhere to
sleep. We'll let you go,but like we got hell of work to
do, so you need to getthe fuck out now, Like time to
get up, go start your day. Yeah, we don't, like,
we're not gonna call the cops.Just leave. We got to get to
work. And so it was liketen minutes of that and then then walking
back and forth back to the windowand like I don't see him, and

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then back to the door, andit was that for a while, and
then they all walked out to theparking lot and I'm still looking through the
door, and this guy must havealso been in the peep hole watching them
to see like okay, I'm justgonna wait for them to wait my chance.
Yeah yeah, because the minute theyall left, then I see the
door open and he comes out withhis fucking bike. He had a whole
bike in there, and he justwalks away with his bike. And I

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was like watching all of this throughmy people. I'm like, wow,
I've never seen like and I knewsquatters existed, but I've actually seen anyone
do it. Yeah, like wow. And then after I watched him roll
his bike away, I'm like,oh, I have hella left over lasagna
that I'm tired of eating and shouldgave it to him. That's you know.
I bet people who run apartments andeven hotels they probably deal with that

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a lot, because it's not hardto figure out which unit or room is
vacant. And like, you know, when at the last place I was
living, it was not only obviouswhich one was vacant, but it was
vacant for like months on end,like three or four months. They were
trying to rent this place out orwhatever. So, and it's getting cold
out here in Sacramento now, soI can only imagine dude needed shelter.

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Yeah, so that happened. AndI live in a gated complex, so
you would think it would be safer, but these gates are always broken.
Yeah, my sister lives in thegate complex. And every time actually near
you, oh, I know,every time her house or neighborhood is by

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my son's Orthodonist And every time Igo to the orthodon and stick right across
the street, I'm like, oh, there's her gate. Yeah, she
lives there, and every time Igo over, she texts me the gay,
Oh, here's the gate code,And I'm like, I don't need
it, you know why, becausesomeone's always leaving or ups is always going
in. Out of all the timesI've visited my sister, I don't think
I've ever punched in the code justbecause the gate's either stuck open or somebody's

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going in or someone's going out.I'm like, all right, So we
have three gates in our complex.Yeah, and the one closest to where
there's like one in the middle wherethe main office is, and then there's
one on the left side, andthere's one on the right side. So
mine's the one on the right side, and that gate is always stuck open,
right, always stuck open. Andthe other day when I was coming
home through that gate. Also,you know how next to the gate that

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your car drives through is a smallergate for you with the handle that you
just walk in. Ye stuff,was that one was open? See,
unless unless it's ghetto, unless it'slike those places in Calabasas or the Hollywood
Hills that actually have a like asecurity guard shack, like if there's actually
somebody, it's only one way toleave and one way to get in.

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Then the gated community doesn't It doesn'tmean anything. You just wait there.
It looks like you wait there fora little while and someone's going to go
in, or someone have cameras.See it's a false sense of security.
Also, I ended the bathroom bythe way. I should have done that
before we started. I drink toomuch of water anyway. I got a
lot of flat the other day.So Lazette the Lazette is is the go

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to if you need like a Netflixor Amazon, Rhymer, Hulu recommendation.
She knows and she's like, Yo, this just came out. It's trending.
I watched it. It's good.Or this just came out. It's
trending. It sucks. Don't watchyour time on it. So you guys,
listen to the podcast long enough,you'll know that Lazette is up on
all the new like trending, whatevershows you're streaming. So all the radio
Lazette goes. You know that CaseyAnthony woman that was accused of murdering her

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child but then not found guilty inthe court of law. I watched the
new Casey Anthony documentary. I don'tthink she did it, and I'm like,
oh shit, that's a bold statement, Lazette. I'm gonna go home
and I'm gonna watch this documentary.So in the opening scene, it's Casey
Anthony and it says like what happenedto Kaylee? I'm like, oh cool.
So I took a picture of thatand I put on my Instagram story.

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I'm like, yeah, Lazette,watch this, and she says it'll
change your view on who's guilty.My comments too. I'm not gonna lie
like a her. She doesn't deservea documentary, she doesn't deserve to live.
She's a horrible mother. I'm like, look, i never believe the
words she's said. And I'm onlyfifteen minutes into episode one of like this

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three episode series, so I haven'tformulated an opinion. I'm just telling you
that, Lazette. Don't try tothrow me into device. Lazette said that
after watching this documentary, you maythink differently. And I don't even think
I said innocent or guilty. Ijust said you'll think differently, And so
I mean they they lit me up. I don't know how many people added
you, but they lit me upin the comments. I don't think anyone

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added me, but I because youposted it in your story, so I
reposted it and I did get afew people that responded to the story,
and it was mainly like what streamingservices the side, but there was some
some people and basically, like,my thing is depending on if you believe

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her or not, because they madeit very clear she's a compulsive liar.
She's very good at lying, andshe can like really like manipulate people and
when she's talking and with her likefake emotions and crocodile tears or whatever.
She admitted it. Also it's notjust them saying she's a known compulsive liar,
and but it really just comes downto if you believe what she's saying

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or not right. And to me, did you finish watching it? No,
Like I said, I think wefinished the first episode. We watched
it during dinner, which is aweird combination, but I think we watched
the first episode during dinner. I'mlike, I bet I can't watch I
can't binge this woman. The wholestory was horrible. It just really comes
down to if you believe what she'ssaying. And they also did have a

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I forget what she was she wassome sort of like scientists too, where
basically, like I wish I couldremember exactly what her words were, but
it was something along the lines of, yeah, they had all this evidence
in court with Kaylee's DNA being inthe trunk and yeah, and then finding
duct tape over her face her likeskeletal remains or whatever. But her job

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was to dive deeper into it andmake sense of it all and basically like
debunk this like scientific evidence that they'rebringing to court, right, So she
did. She went through a lotof that and was like, this is
what they presented, and this iswhat is running in the media, but
in actuality, this is what Ifound, and so like, like,

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for example, the only one Ican remember off the top of my head
was the the duct tape. Shesaid they when they find when they found
it, that it looked like therewas duct tape over Kaylee's face, and
so that made that made people runwith the story of oh, they duc
duct tape over her eyes, overher mouth or whatever the case. But

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the lady was like, but therewas no DNA on the tape. There
was no anything on the back ofthe tape. So in actuality, the
duct tape was used to close thebag. There was never any duct tape
over her mouth or over her noseor on her face or in contact with
her at all. But that's whatthey what they showed pictures of in the

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core, and that was the evidencethey brought, and that's what the media
ran with. But like a lotof that stuff was not what they said
basically, So they had her therelike debunking all of this stuff, and
then with her abuse claims, theyalso had someone confirm her, like I

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forget, like her mannerisms or heremotions or whatever, she has stuff that
that does confirm. Yeah, stufflike that, Like they had some psychologists
and whatever where they basically were like, she does fall into line with victims
of abuse of emotional abuse, mentalabuse, physical abuse, things like that.

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Although I think they were like,we can't prove that it was her
dad or her brother that was abusingher, like she's claiming so, but
she does show signs of abuse,so that was confirmed. So it was
just like a lot of things,I was like, Okay, and then
so if she is telling the truth, then this makes sense with this and

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I could I could understand how,you know, if she didn't report her
daughter missing for thirty one days.It's because her dad told her to and
she's only listening to what he saysbecause she has flashbacks of when she told
him no when she was seven gettingabuse. He would smether her a maker
until she passed out. So it'slike all these psychological things where it's like,
yeah, when you think about it, you're going to go along with

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what this person is saying, andyou're gonna believe what they're saying, and
you're gonna listen to what they're tellingyou to do because you're scared. All
you have to do in a courtof law is create a shadow of a
doubt. So if if, if, if they can just make you think,
oh, well maybe so and sodid it or maybe it didn't happen.

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If they can get anyone in thejury to say, well, maybe,
boom they got you. A shadowof a doubt, And all I
gotta do is is murky the waterand cloudy the water. So you go,
well, she's a victim of abuseand the dad has a history,
and if that's true, then yeah, that would track. But I don't
know, Boom they got you.So that's why you know so many people

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who may or may not be guiltyare let off because the the prosecution,
sorry that the defense. The defensejust creates a shadow of a doubt.
Anyway, so yeah, my mycomments got lit up. Okay, this
is the I travel a lot,and this is the first time this has
ever happened to me. And Itold this story to some friends of mine

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I saw last week, and theygo, what the what? So I
can't remember we talked about this.This is on the air we talked about
the other day. I fly alot, and as long as everyone just
behaves and does their thing and doesit You're like, like, I'm comfortable.
I get nervous when too many peopleare standing up when there's a commotion,

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or if there's like a stewardess sorry, flight attendant like kind of like
jogs, you know, she she'sin a rush somewhere. I'm like,
oh, shoot, what why?Why? What's going on? What's going
on? So I'm great in theair as long as they don't have to
think that something bad is happening.I don't like people standing by the bathroom
up in the front where the pilotis. I'm like, none going on

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over there? What's going on?So anyway, mine in my obusiness on
a flight the other day. We'rein the air. My okay, we've
taken off. We are in theair and someone's phone rings and I'm like,
ah, that happens. Whatever.The dude who's sitting by the emergency
exit, sitting by the emergency exit, his phone rings. He gets on

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the phone and he's having a conversation, and I'm like, wait, what
the hell. And he's doing oneof those things where you put the person
on speaker and you kind of holdthe phone up to your ear and mouth
speaking here. Yeah, so youknow, you know, he's holding the
phone horizontal, and I'm like,wait, he's answering the phone. And

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I look and he's a couple ofrolls behind me. So I turn around
and look. I'm like, theguy's he's having a phone call. And
I look around. I'm like,no one else is finding a problem with
this. That the dude next tothe emergency exit is thirty thousand feet and
he's having a phone conversation with withhis wife or or somebody, I don't
know who it was. And I'mlike nobody, Like, nobody's complaining,

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nobody's worried about safety or even justthe fact that it's annoying, like like
a FaceTime regardless, but whatever itwas. We're thirty thousand feet the air.
You're not supposed to be on thephone, Like, that's that's rule
number one. Sit down, buckleup, turn yourself here on your phone.
No, you can't contact anybody.You can watch videos, you're not

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supposed to call somebody and get facetimes from people. Really, Yeah,
that's like against the law. Wellthey say that it messes with the instrument
instrument panel up front. Yeah,you're not supposed to be on the phone.
You can't. I didn't know that. Yeah, and so I'm looking
around like no, no one's gonnasay anything, like you know, one's
gonna ring the call button. Youknow what I always wondered, huh remember

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like when nine to eleven happened andobviously you remember, but remember how the
families of the people on the planewere like, yeah, they called us
while they were on the plane tosay their final goodbyes. Yeah. I've
always wondered like how the hell didthey call? Because I can't ever get
make a phone call while I'm upon a plane. Yeah, like how

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did that work? I don't becausethere was a time did they wait till
they got low enough to be likenow now we call Like, there was
a time that that the back ofthe is because we used to fly my
my grandma was in la at Burbank, so we would no. I'm just
saying no, no, So wewould for like Christmas, whatever we would,

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we'd fly to go see her.So I was flying, so I
was a kid. There was atime when there would be these little phones
on the back of the headrest.Do you remember that? Do you remember
there was phones and you just slideyour credit card in, You slide your
credit card in, and then youtake the phone off the off the headrest
of the seat in front of you, and you could make a call on
just a regular plane. Yeah,it was a phone like it looks.

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It was square like those old cordlessphones, and it was in the you
could probably google it like headrest phoneairplane or whatever airplane. So yeah,
when nine to eleven happened, Ijust assumed that it was those people like
using those phones instead of cell phones. But I've I've thought the same thing,

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was thatte I don't see phones.I think you're lying no, because
it used to be No, Iswear so okay, so it was the
worst plight. Oh, it's showingme is like clips to put on the
back of a headrest to put yourphone in. I don't know what to
go. I'll find it for you. So okay, So that that's happening
on that flight, the guys onhis phone having a call because we have

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Wi Fi. It's one of thoseflights that have Wi Fi, so you
can like watch your movies or whatever. So a year, maybe if I
put a year, I don't know, airplane phone, airplane c phone.
All right, let's find this beforeI continue the story. Then hold on
to help you google it. Iwant to know if anybody ever phones on

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Yeah that Yeah, I've never seenthem before. Yeah, so I think
those were on the flights back inback when nine eleven happened and they worked.
We sound like shit, I knowwe need to go home. We're
both in here fu and coffin andsniffling and sneezing, some of them back
in my throat. Okay, Soso that happened. Okay, so the
guy let me go back to thatflight. So the guys on his phone

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facetiming somebody. He's sitting by theemergency exit it's freaking me out. Now
there's and he's just a couple rowsbehind me. If he wasn't by the
emergency exit, would you have notbeen so freaked out? No, I
think I still would have been freakedout. But I think because he was
by the emergency exit, he freakedme out a little more. So.
Yes, Jesus Christ, I don'thave any I got three bottles of water

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and they're all emptied. I reallycould use some water right now anyway.
No, not, doctor Pepper.So let me get back to this flight.
So that's happening dying. So that'shappening to my right, the woman
in front of me, it's it'sat that point where you take off and
you're going and before you hit tenthousand feet, so your seatbell's supposed to
be buckled still, because you knowthey did go. They go, dang,

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Hey, we're ten thousand feet.You can pull out your laptop if
you want. Right now, thatpart hasn't happened. We just took off.
We're up. We haven't gotten theHey, take out your lap top.
Girl in front of me does ourseatbelt, gets up, walks two
rows back, switch his seats andsits down. I'm like, what's going
on? Like we just left theground, Like we just left the ground,

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and you're and you go back.I'm like what. Then the guy
starts talking, and then a coupleof minutes later, that girl gets up
a second time and moves to anotherseat, like, what's happening on this
flight? Like too much stuff isgoing on. That's just not like normal,
and it's setting off. It's justsetting off my I don't think I

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would have it's too much because Iimmediately either go to sleep or I'm watching
something on my phone. I'm notpaying attention to what everybody else is doing.
I'm hyper focused. And then sothen then flight's fine, we land,
no problem, we land. Geton the flight coming home, and
you know, and this is atthe airport. Now get on the flight

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coming home. There like, hey, if your group A, stand up,
Hey if your group B stand up, Hey B one through fifteen.
So we're doing this thing. Thiswoman who's flying alone, she goes to
the ticket reader, guy, Hey, you know we're low. We're boarding
B one through B thirty. Soshe starts. She goes up, says
something to him, gives him abig hug. She's like a short little

(22:19):
Asian lady, big hug, likeshe needed comfort, and then like the
hug was a couple of seconds long, and then she gets on the flight
like what's what is this? Likewhat? Why? Why are we doing
this? Why the hug? AndI try to look at the guy to
read his face, like what wasthat about? Do you know her?
Is she going through something? Areyou comforting her? Is she saying her

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last goodbyes? Because this is itfor us? Like what's going on?
Like what's your psycho? No?I just don't like things disrupting the flow.
There should be a flow. Whatif she was like, Hey,
I'm doing a contest of how manyhugs I can get in the day longer
than two seconds, then she shouldhave stayed at the front of the airplane

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hugged everybody. I would have gladlyhugged her. If that was a story,
I'm like, come here. Butif it was only by airplane,
I'm ploye Okay, So yeah,I don't know. I just had the
weirdest trip that I just took.I'm like, why is why is all
this weird stuff happening on a flight, Like I don't get it. I
don't like it. I didn't likeit at all, not one bit interesting.

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Yeah, you don't have those thoughtsin your head, huh. No.
The only time I freak out ona plane is when I feel like
the turbulence is a little more extrathan usual, like it's like dramatic af
yeah that, and then I startfreaking out. But then I look at
everyone else to see if anyone elseis freaking out, and if no one
else is freaking out, like becauseI used to not fly a lot,

(23:48):
like when I lived at home beforeI started moving around. The only time
I would fly was when we likewent on family vacations, like to Mexico.
I probably had only been on aplane twice when I first moved out
of my mom's house. And thefirst couple of times that I was flying
from Nashville back to California for tovisit, there was like crazy turbulence,

(24:15):
right, and I'm freaking out.I'm like, oh my god, oh
my god. The plane shaking andI'm shaking, and I look around and
I'm like, okay, like afew people are a little disgruntled, but
no one else is freaking out,right, So I remember telling myself like,
Okay, maybe this is normal.Then like, maybe this stuff happens
all the time. You're the onlyone freaking out because you're you've never experienced

(24:37):
it before, but nobody else isfreaking out, so this is must be
normal. Those are the only timesI freak out is when I feel like
the turbulence is a little much.But then I kind of just go off
everyone else's vibe, Like if noone else was like ah, or the
flight attendants are not like buckling themselvesinto the chair, I'm like, okay,
we're fine, Yeah, all right, I need some water otherwise we're

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