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September 18, 2025 • 32 mins
On this episode of the Strawberry And Lizette Mexican / Ginger Podcast, we talked about singer D4VID, the most incredible essay homework assignment ever, a horrible hibachi experience, and more! (18+)

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
On episode seventy six of the Mexican Ginger Podcast, we
talked about Horrible Hibachi's, David, the singer who had a
decomposing body found in the trunk of his tesla, and
the world's greatest intro to any essay writing assignment ever.
All coming up next, it's podcast time.

Speaker 2 (00:16):
It's the Strawberry AND's that Mexican Ginger podcast not suitable
for a younger audience.

Speaker 3 (00:23):
All right, here we go.

Speaker 1 (00:23):
Thank you for podcasting with us and watching these on YouTube.
You can follow us at Strawberry and Lazette's. I just
got back this morning from Seattle. This morning, well this afternoon.
I flew out there yesterday, so it was a twenty
four hour trip. When I was on the flight, the
guy in front of me had a David shirt D four.

(00:44):
How does these spells? Name D four D for aid
d D? I think okay, And so I'm like, oh,
that's random, because every Instagram post right now is talking
about David and the girl that was found mutilating in
the trunk of his car. I'm like, that's weird. Why
is this guy in Seattle wearing a David shirt? Get
off the flight. Later that night, the story breaks that

(01:05):
she's been identified as a fifteen year old girl, and
he canceled all his shows, including the one he was
supposed to do in Seattle that night. I think it
was either that night or like technically tonight, but yeah,
so I'm like, oh, that's why that guy wore a
David shirt on the flight to Seattle. He was gonna
go see him. What the hell, Like, what's going on

(01:26):
with this dude.

Speaker 4 (01:29):
I don't know all the details, Okay, so let me
just start by saying I didn't know who the fuck
this was same until this.

Speaker 3 (01:38):
Story broke late last week or early this week or.

Speaker 4 (01:44):
Something that there was a body found in the trunk
of his abandoned tesla.

Speaker 1 (01:50):
Uh huh.

Speaker 4 (01:55):
And I saw my son posting about it on Instagram.
He's like, oh, no, like David, And I'm like.

Speaker 3 (02:01):
Who is this guy?

Speaker 4 (02:02):
Yeah, so he's a singer. I think he's like twenty
right now. And I kind of went down like a
little rabbit hole.

Speaker 3 (02:10):
This morning. They find this.

Speaker 4 (02:13):
Body in the back of his abandoned tesla, and the
initial descriptions are it's a female five one eighty pounds,
and everyone automatically is like, bro, that sounds like a child.

Speaker 1 (02:27):
Yeah, and.

Speaker 3 (02:30):
They did a little more testing identified the body.

Speaker 4 (02:34):
It's a fifteen year old girl named Celeste, like her
Nanaz or something like that.

Speaker 3 (02:42):
She was thirteen when she was reported missing.

Speaker 4 (02:46):
I believe in February or March of twenty three, that
long ago. She was thirteen years old. She turned fourteen
that year. Yeah, and she just turned fifteen this year.
I think on like September seventh or something, so like
literally like a week ago she turned fifteen. Yeah, so yeah,

(03:07):
she was missing for that long. And people are doing
the math and they're like, so he.

Speaker 3 (03:12):
Was seventeen when they started talking.

Speaker 1 (03:16):
He was being generous also, Yeah.

Speaker 4 (03:18):
Well, people on social media are doing a lot of
digging and they're finding screenshots of this girl, of this
girl and David texting or screenshots of them because I
guess he used to be I guess he initially was

(03:38):
like a streamer, like a video game streamer guy. Now
he's the singer or something, but initially they met on
his stream. She was twelve years old, he was seventeen eighteen.
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (03:50):
Okay, so it's not looking good.

Speaker 1 (03:54):
What was the matching tattoos all about? Do they have
matching tattoos.

Speaker 4 (03:57):
On I think he has a tattoo of her name,
and they finger tattoo a different tattoo. I think he
has a tattoo of her name, I think on one
of his fingers or somewhere. But he and the girl
that was found in the trunk of his car also
have matching tattoos on their index finger that say yeah,

(04:22):
it's like the same one that I think Rihanna has
the one very popular trendy tattoo at one point, but
huge coincidence that they both have it.

Speaker 3 (04:32):
They also, i think.

Speaker 4 (04:35):
Via his cell phone, pinpointed that like the night she
went missing or the day she went missing, he was
pinged I think, like half a mile from her house
in some parking lot or something like that. And then
there's of course everyone deep diving into his music and.

Speaker 3 (04:54):
His music videos.

Speaker 4 (04:56):
There's songs about him killing her there.

Speaker 3 (05:01):
His music videos.

Speaker 4 (05:03):
All the female leads in this videos look just like her,
same dark curly hair, same like skin complexion.

Speaker 1 (05:11):
Are you talking about the song? Was it romantic homicide?

Speaker 4 (05:13):
There's a romantic homicide. There's a song called Celeste. There's
like it's so much, it's so much to points that
points to like he was obsessed with this girl.

Speaker 3 (05:25):
Uh huh.

Speaker 4 (05:28):
But I don't know what the laws are as far
as using lyrics against Sure artists in court.

Speaker 3 (05:36):
I know that's been a big thing. I don't know
if they're allowed to or not.

Speaker 1 (05:41):
I also saw today they searched a home that he
lived in, which is under the name of his manager,
but it's his home. They search one of his homes.
And other than the fact he just canceled his concerts,
like you know yesterday, I haven't seen any statement like
if somebody was found chopped up in the trunk of
my car, I'm like, oh my gosh, that's gross. I

(06:02):
hope they find the killer like or like like anything like,
oh my thoughts and prayers go to whoever that it was.
And by the way, my car got stolen, Like he
hasn't said nothing, right, but he hadn't said anything like.

Speaker 4 (06:13):
Well, I think I think he thought him being on
tour was gonna like save him sure from whatever was
gonna happen. Yeah, she's been missing for this long. She's
now all of a sudden found chopped up decomposing, like
for all we know, she's been dead for a very

(06:33):
long time, and they kept her preserved for this moment,
like I don't know, he's very sad.

Speaker 1 (06:39):
Well, we're saying you said something about your deep dive
before I went off onto the home search. I think
that was it. Tattoos the lyrics music video.

Speaker 2 (06:52):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah gross.

Speaker 1 (07:03):
So it's just, you know, it's funny when I was
like fifteen or sixteen or whatever, like there were girls
that not really went to my school, but like we're
kind of like the in the city. They were going
to other schools, but like they'd be like, oh yeah,
I'm just gonna run away for the weekend, or I'm
talking to the other guy. Like when you have that
fifteen year old sixteen brain, you don't think of like,

(07:26):
oh dangerous. You just think of like, oh she's she's
a wow, she's a wild child, Like she's just she's like,
oh yeah, I just you know, I've ran away, or
I didn't come home this weekend. I was with my
so and so friend who's like eighteen, or he drives
a car. Now. Like back then, when you're fifteen, you
don't think about it like, oh, man's she's crazy. Like
I could never like run away again.

Speaker 4 (07:47):
I don't know how many times I've had this conversation
of I remember being like.

Speaker 3 (07:54):
A freshman in high school or something like that, and
girls were.

Speaker 4 (08:01):
Guys that were fresh out of high school, like freshman
in college. Yeah, nineteen twenty twenty one. Like I remember,
like I'd be like a sophomore or something and had
access to a guy that could buy me and my
friend's alcohol. Yeah, and now that you're older and you
look back and you're like creepy, what the fuck? Like,

(08:22):
although we're at the age where we can look at
a twenty one year old and they'll still look like
a child to us, But like when I was twenty one,
I wasn't checking for no sixteen year old like fucking
creep like fucking disgusting. Yeah, And I think about that
all the time. Like when you're when you're that young,
it's it's cool to be like dating an older guy,

(08:45):
someone that can drive, someone that can buy you alcohol
or whatever you want to do. But looking back, it's
like very disturbing. Yeah, for sure, how common and just
like normalize.

Speaker 1 (08:59):
Yeah that is these dudes are creeping on these girls too. Yeah, pray, Yeah,
that's so gross.

Speaker 4 (09:06):
Yeah, Like since I was in eighth grade, even like
middle school, and at that time, you're like, oh, it's
cool this older guy.

Speaker 3 (09:16):
I think I'm hots.

Speaker 1 (09:17):
Yeah, get there, give me attention, which is predatory behavior.

Speaker 4 (09:21):
You give him attention, and then you get older you
be like nineteen twenty like what the fuck was that
guy doing talking to me.

Speaker 1 (09:28):
In eighth grade? Like, ill, that's so gross. Yeah, so
what do you think? What's your You went down the
rabbit hole?

Speaker 4 (09:33):
I didn't.

Speaker 1 (09:34):
I just kind of like looked at the headlines. What
do you think about this David dude? Does he have
a solid alibi? And did somebody know what.

Speaker 3 (09:41):
His alibi is?

Speaker 1 (09:42):
Just that he was on tour? Like is it looking bad?
It looks bad for him? But like does it?

Speaker 4 (09:46):
First of all, Tesla's have like three sixty cameras. Yeah,
so what's taking so long to look at the Tesla
cameras to see what the fuck?

Speaker 1 (09:58):
Yeah? Good point? You know what, that's a great point.
Going back to the Tesla that I borrowed in Austin,
I couldn't figure out how to charge it, so I
hit the little on star and the woman's like, oh, yeah,
I see you're in a Safeway parking lot.

Speaker 3 (10:08):
You're right over here.

Speaker 1 (10:09):
What you need to do is drive around go to
the dry cleaner.

Speaker 4 (10:13):
Does have crazy cameras on the outside, Like I see
them every time I'm walking by a tesla, and I
think they start recording when they detect any type of
movement nearby. I mean, I don't have a tesla and
I don't know anything about them.

Speaker 1 (10:26):
But they know where you're at, right at all times.

Speaker 4 (10:29):
Right, I guarantee you there's going to be some fucking
footage of dude, either him, his friends, who knows, who
knows who's involved?

Speaker 1 (10:43):
But that's so gross.

Speaker 4 (10:46):
But he's I don't think he's innocent, gotcha. I think
he's too fucking young and stupid to pull something like
that off.

Speaker 1 (10:51):
Right, Because you think, let me start there, let's start there.

Speaker 4 (10:55):
Let's start there. I think you were obsessed with this girl.
She she ran away from home to be with you
when she was thirteen. She probably at some point was like,
I want to go back home, and at that point
he was like fucking twenty, was like no, you can't.

Speaker 1 (11:07):
Yeah, right, like yeah, come on, hell no, I don't know.
I don't know how legit this is. It looks legit.
There is this Instagram account that posted a phone. They
posted a photo with the caption probably the best essay
introduction I've read in a while.

Speaker 3 (11:29):
And I say like a paper.

Speaker 1 (11:30):
I say like a paper.

Speaker 3 (11:31):
I thought that was short for sexual assault.

Speaker 1 (11:32):
I was like, oh my god, sorry, let's let's transition.
So this is a paper like, it's printed up, it's
got the professor's writing, you know, scratch out here, fix
this whatever, whatever. And it's dated twenty fifteen. So somebody
turning turning this assignment. You can see where they folded
the paper over and it was stapled. So somebody took
a photo of this and posted it. So it's uh,

(11:54):
dated April seven, twenty fifteen. The subject of this say
is Rosa Parks. And there's only like eight lines that
fit in this photo. So I'm just gonna read it
because the professor crossed all of them out. Okay, it says,
buckle your seats, boys and girls, Professor or whoever is
reading this at this spectacular time in your life, because

(12:15):
in eight short pages, I'm going to learn you a
thing that I only know the basics when I was
in first or second grade, and the rest I learned
myself in about two hours. Comma, so sit down, Comma
shut up, Comma and enjoyed the experience of my three
am Monster Energy ADHD Medicine indue, self hatred fueled writing
extravaganza about Rosa Parks and what this one sentence and

(12:39):
what you are going to read is damn near the
best thing you will probably read in a thirty minute timeframe.
That's all one sentence.

Speaker 3 (12:48):
I'm interested to keep reading the rest of that story.

Speaker 1 (12:51):
So she crossed out buckle your seat, bell, boys and girls, professor,
whoever's reading this at this spectacular time, She crossed out
the word this is reading at this spectacular time in
your life, and then she underlined learn you a thing.
And then she realized, wait a minute, this whole fucking
sentence is like eight lines long, and then she just

(13:12):
crossed out the whole thing and just read wrote inappropriate introduction.
That's one long ass sentence. And then he goes, sure
it's grammatically incorrect, but he came out blazing, that's an attention.

Speaker 4 (13:26):
Grabbing introduction, like you you wrote this uh in thirty
minutes off of Monster in ADHD Meds at three am.

Speaker 3 (13:35):
I want to hear what the fuck you gotta say?

Speaker 1 (13:37):
We try to do it all in one breath. Buckle
your seatbelt, boys and girls, Professor or whoever is reading
this at this spectacular time in your life, because in
eight short pages, I'm gonna learn you a thing that
I only know the basis when I was in first
or second grade, and then I read, and then the
rest I learned myself about two hours ago. So sit down,
shut up, and enjoy the experience. But my three am
monster energy ADHD medicine and do self hatred fueling writing

(13:59):
extravaganza about Rosa Parks and what you are going to
read is damn near the best thing you will probably
read in a thirty minute timeframe. Yeah tell me Moore
couldn't do it in one breath. That's all one sentence.
Rosa Parks is one of the many people that made
an impact in the nineteen fifties that changed how we
shaped as a country.

Speaker 3 (14:15):
Yeah, Parks had a husband who had a car.

Speaker 1 (14:19):
I did hear that?

Speaker 2 (14:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (14:20):
Yeah, isn't that crazy? Isn't that something? Yes, motherfucker's had cars?

Speaker 1 (14:32):
Yeah, well it was. It was a protest. The whole
thing was a protest because they're saying she was trying
to She and other people who were protesting were making
statements about how the buses were treating people.

Speaker 3 (14:46):
I mean, yes, but this whole time.

Speaker 1 (14:52):
What did you think.

Speaker 3 (14:53):
I thought she was just a normal.

Speaker 4 (14:54):
Passenger on a bus who decided, you know what, enough
is enough. I will not go to the back of
the bus. I'm gonna sit the fuck right here, bitch.

Speaker 1 (15:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (15:06):
And then that's what started this whole thing.

Speaker 1 (15:09):
That's how the story did kind of, that's what the
story morphed into. That's the symbolism now when in reality,
you're right, it was protests that were going on. There
were people doing this. She got all the publicity for
whatever reason, you need a figurehead for a protest or
a movement. It was late in her life, the time.

Speaker 3 (15:31):
She had a goddamn husband in a car.

Speaker 4 (15:34):
And then when I found that out, I was like,
what kind of fucking husband makes his wife take the bus?

Speaker 3 (15:40):
Well, first, in the first place, well, if he has.

Speaker 1 (15:43):
To go to work, maybe you're not on the same
What are you saying she don't schedules? Uh?

Speaker 3 (15:50):
What are you saying back then? I don't think you
don't think she had a job, why because she's.

Speaker 1 (15:54):
Think a lot of people were two income households back then.
Whatever your ethnicity, let me look. Yeah, I look that up.

Speaker 3 (16:01):
Did Rosa Parks?

Speaker 1 (16:03):
You look have a job?

Speaker 3 (16:04):
I have a job civil rights activists. She was a seamstress.

Speaker 1 (16:13):
There you go.

Speaker 3 (16:13):
Hell she did have a job.

Speaker 4 (16:16):
Okay, good, you didn't think she had a job. And
she was an office clerk, added an insurance agency.

Speaker 1 (16:24):
Nice.

Speaker 4 (16:25):
Oh no, she was an office clerk and insurance agents.
And she only died twenty years ago. That shit feels
like they made it seem like it was one hundred
years ago.

Speaker 1 (16:41):
Yeah. I just pulled up Instagram and the first thing
is David recorded a song called Celeste back in twenty
twenty three, says I hear her voice each time I
take a breath. I'm obsessed. And then there's a screenshot
from twenty twenty two and he said Celeste in here

(17:02):
and she said hi David Bark. Yeah, so these are
like chats.

Speaker 4 (17:06):
Yeah, those are all the screenshots that I saw too.
How would you feel if your wife became a political
activist fucking iconat but but whole time, the narrative is

(17:29):
that you and ain't shit husband, and you make her
take the bus while you get to drive around in
the car.

Speaker 1 (17:34):
I don't think that was the narrative. But yes, once
you become some sort of icon or figurehead, like you
have no control over the narrative, You have no say so.

Speaker 3 (17:45):
Like every time people saw you.

Speaker 1 (17:47):
Uh huh, they were like, ugh.

Speaker 3 (17:51):
Making his wife take the goddamn.

Speaker 4 (17:52):
Buss, Like yeah, and that was just your story.

Speaker 3 (17:57):
They see you in your car and they look and they.

Speaker 4 (17:59):
Go, oh you got.

Speaker 1 (18:05):
Neither of us are qualified to speak on the social history,
but yes, as a narrative, that would suck. God damn.
J Justin Bieber is gonna make ten million dollars performing
at Coachella.

Speaker 3 (18:18):
Ten million dollars perform at Coachella.

Speaker 1 (18:22):
He's one of the headliners. Sabrina Carpenter is one of
the headliners, and.

Speaker 3 (18:25):
Is David headlining.

Speaker 1 (18:26):
Ah no, it would be busy that day. Um uh
freaking uh. Carol Jeek I think Carol g is one
of the headliners.

Speaker 3 (18:38):
I have no desire to ever go to Coachella.

Speaker 4 (18:40):
I don't either I or Burning Man or like any
of them festivals in If I can't stay in a
hotel after or in between, I'm not going.

Speaker 1 (18:52):
If I can't take a shower or go to a
private bathroom, like its just the amount of people that
are shoulder to shoulder and just like the crowd just
turns me off, like, oh, it's too many people, the
line is too long, it's gonna stink.

Speaker 2 (19:06):
Yeah, ugh uh huh.

Speaker 1 (19:10):
For a lot of festivals I feel that way. But
like the Seattlefice, like Bumber Shoot bumber shit was cool
because it was a big festival, but it was it
was in a park.

Speaker 3 (19:18):
But people were like camping. You could go there and
then you could leave after.

Speaker 4 (19:22):
Exactly Lovers Lovers and friends in Vegas is about middle
of the desert, as I'll go, okay, but you.

Speaker 1 (19:29):
Can get to it and get back to like civilization, right,
you're not far from like a hotel, right right, Like.

Speaker 3 (19:34):
We're still in the desert.

Speaker 4 (19:35):
Yeah, but I did I remember.

Speaker 3 (19:42):
It was a one day event.

Speaker 4 (19:43):
They didn't spread it out over like an entire weekend.
The time that I went, they put everything in one day,
which I liked because I didn't feel like I was
I was missing anything by not going to the second
day or vice versa.

Speaker 3 (19:57):
So that was cool.

Speaker 1 (20:01):
Summer Jam used to be two days. I remember that
came out. Summer Jam. They had this clock this like
tick tick tick tick, and they're like, hey, when this
when the alarm goes off, we're gonn announce the summer
jam lineup, and like in the middle of a song,
like you know, the DJ would like pot it up.
It's like tick tick tick tick, and you'd call your
friends like it sounds like it's slowing down. I swear

(20:22):
it's slowing down. Knowing what we know now, they knew
that they were gonna do this clock for two weeks
and then Monday morning, like eight fifteen, they're gonna make
the announcement like knowing what we don't know now behind
the scenes of radio, but as a listener as a kid,
we're like, yo, I swore, I swore it was slowing down.
Swore slowing And then when they played the clicking, clicking,
ticking song over the song, dude, that means it's about

(20:44):
to go off. The alarms going off anyway, they'd be like,
here's the lineup for day number one at the Shoreline Amphitheater.
Here here's the lineup for day number two.

Speaker 3 (20:51):
What did you need two days of summer jam? That's wild.

Speaker 1 (20:54):
It was because there weren't festivals at the time, Like
think of all the festivals that are happen now. There
were none. It was just like you want to see
everybody you will listen to on the radio. Here they
are in forty eight hours, and you would buy tickets
for either day one or day two. Some people would
do for both. But that was the first concert I
went to.

Speaker 4 (21:14):
My first concert was Soldier Boy.

Speaker 1 (21:18):
It was too short. CIR mixed a lot, MC hammer.
I think TLC was there. It was big. It was
so big, but yeah, that was a fun music festival
because you're at Shortline, you're at a real like amphitheater.

Speaker 4 (21:37):
One image places David just a six minute walk from
her house, and another appears to show them together on
a FaceTime call, though that hasn't been verified.

Speaker 1 (21:48):
Did they live in the same city or did he's like, hey,
I'm flying out to your city and I'm a half
mile away.

Speaker 4 (21:55):
No, they had to have lived in the same city
or at least close, because he wasn't a singer back then.
He was just like some kid playing video games. Streamer okay,
and then I think he became like a more famous streamer.

Speaker 1 (22:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (22:15):
Police are searching for a surveillance footage from the area
where the tesla was left. David hasn't been named a suspects,
but the well you should be the investigation is intensifying.

Speaker 3 (22:26):
Yeah, this is going to be.

Speaker 4 (22:29):
You know what I would absolutely love is if Netflix
made a fucking documentary about this. I could just sit
and watch everything in one sitting. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (22:37):
I'm tired of that.

Speaker 2 (22:39):
I not that.

Speaker 3 (22:39):
I not that I've been having to search shit.

Speaker 4 (22:42):
Yeah, but I don't like having to sit here and
search it and piece things together. I want Netflix to
make a documentary for me.

Speaker 1 (22:47):
Do it for me?

Speaker 2 (22:48):
Yep?

Speaker 1 (22:50):
So gross. You know who always creeped me out? Three
people always creeped me out? Internet dudes? You like this,
Like people who just like spend all their free time
on the internet. Promoters like, hey, you know part whether
it's party promoter, club promoter, whatever, So internet dudes, promoters
and photographers because again it's kind of like promoters like hey,

(23:12):
look girl, I'm gonna take a photo of you, and
oh you want these photos? You want to look good
here to.

Speaker 4 (23:16):
This and oh like like professional modeling photographers.

Speaker 1 (23:21):
Maybe amateur photographers, just photographers in.

Speaker 4 (23:25):
General, but the ones on the ones that take pictures
of models, not like the ones in the club taking pictures.

Speaker 3 (23:33):
For the club.

Speaker 1 (23:34):
Anybody, any photographer Obviously there's the professional ones and like
they're everything's above board and whatever, but like just in
my experience, like dudes with cameras, dudes with internets, and
dudes with parties to promote, those are the three creeps
up creeps.

Speaker 3 (23:51):
And old Mexican men.

Speaker 4 (23:54):
Uh, you don't know about that because because you're a.

Speaker 1 (23:59):
Boy old Mexican dudes, but as a twelve.

Speaker 4 (24:02):
Year old girl walking around Mexico, imagine, oh god, inappropriate,
so fucking disgusting, and they do not care. You walk
by and they moan in your ear eh and they're like, I, Mommy, yes,
it's fucking disgusting. And I was like ten.

Speaker 1 (24:23):
Ow, yeah, like not to be funny to actually like hey,
yeahs even.

Speaker 4 (24:29):
In Selina's like walking around the mall, yeah, but it
definitely was worse in Mexico.

Speaker 3 (24:36):
That's so yeah, they're fucking disgusting.

Speaker 1 (24:38):
Anybody does that as gross? Anyways, Hoping we have something more.

Speaker 3 (24:44):
Hope you guys are enjoying our pedophile podcast.

Speaker 1 (24:48):
I don't even know we can call it. I don't
think we'll be allowed to post it on YouTuber or
pedo cast. Gross. Gross.

Speaker 3 (24:56):
I gotta go pick up my son's bike all right.

Speaker 1 (24:58):
You want a real quick complain because you can name
them here the hibachi.

Speaker 3 (25:03):
Okay, Yeah, so I took my son. We love hibachi.

Speaker 4 (25:06):
Any chance we get, we're gonna go to Benny Hanna,
or any chance we get, like if we're back home,
we're gonna go to Sapporo in montereg because they're fucking amazing.
So he wanted to go eat hibachi for his birthday.

Speaker 3 (25:17):
Which was yesterday.

Speaker 4 (25:19):
So I was looking for hibachi spot last night. There's
surprisingly not a lot of hibachi in Sacramento. In Sacramento,
there's none in Roseville Rockland area, where we live.

Speaker 3 (25:33):
There's like hibachi buffet restaurants.

Speaker 4 (25:38):
I found a lot of those where you can go
and order food that they say they cook like hibachi style,
but they don't cook.

Speaker 3 (25:47):
It in front of you. You order it from kitchen
and they'll bring it out to me.

Speaker 4 (25:50):
There's a lot of those, okay, But an actual hibachi
where you sit down and they cook it in front
of you, there's not a lot. I found one in
Elk Grove, which we were going to go to, but
then after more looking, I found one in Natomas, which
was closer to us. And the reviews on Yelp didn't

(26:11):
look like it was that bad, so I was like cool.
So we go to this one Tokyo steakhouse in Knotomas
the worst hibachi experience.

Speaker 3 (26:27):
I didn't even know it could be this bad, right,
The chef was a young guy, but he didn't.

Speaker 4 (26:36):
You know, when you go to a hibachi restaurant, you
go for the experience for the show, and the chef
isn't supposed to be an entertainer and is supposed to
entertain while he cooks.

Speaker 1 (26:50):
How many people are at this table? Is it like
baby table? So like ten people? Eight? Ten people? There's
like a full table. It was.

Speaker 4 (26:58):
Because you know how it's like on one table, but
it's kind of split into two. So one, two, three, four, five, six, seven,
eight people on one side, eight people on the other side.

Speaker 3 (27:12):
Like we were proud we were at a full table.

Speaker 4 (27:16):
I was only a party of three and they sat
us next with another family. So the chef comes out
and just like double checks everyone's orders and then he's
like okay, cool, starts cooking and then just fucking ignores
us the entire time he's cooking. Doesn't do any tricks. Yeah,

(27:37):
he doesn't do and like, no catch the shrimp and nothing.
And I'm not even talking like out of this world's
magic tricks that some of the more experienced chefs will do.
They'll fucking make eggs disappear and reappear from under a bowl,
like like nothing like that. He didn't toss shrimp in
our mouth. He did it, which I would imagine us skills.

(28:00):
So if you don't know how to do that, then cool.

Speaker 3 (28:02):
But he didn't make the fried rice into a heart
and then make it beat.

Speaker 4 (28:07):
H He didn't cut the onion up into rings and
make a little volcano and then turn it into a
two two train.

Speaker 1 (28:14):
Like.

Speaker 3 (28:14):
He didn't do shit.

Speaker 4 (28:16):
He didn't even speak, He didn't tell jokes, he didn't
tell his stories. Like literally just fucking cooked. Yeah, took
hell a long to cook. He made the fried rice first.
And also they don't even have chicken fried rice. They
have bacon fried rice. So I was forced to eat
bacon fried rice, which tastes like fucking masa. Yeah, and

(28:38):
my son got it without the bacon, but was pissed
because he wanted chicken fried rice, as did I. And
they're like, well, we have chicken fried rice, but you
have to order it from the kitchen and then we
make it in the kitchen and then bring it out
to you. That also does not come included with like
your hibachi dinner that you ordered, so it's gonna come
separate and it's gonna be like an extra twenty dollars.
So we were like, fuck the chicken fried rice, We'll

(29:01):
just do I'll I'll do the bacon fried rice. And
then my son was like, I'll just do the do
it without bacon, then fine. So that fucking sucked. So
he makes the fried rice and then he cooks like
our entree part and he was taking so long that
he cooks all this meat right, and then he like

(29:22):
puts it on all our plates, and I was like, weird,
Like they normally will serve veggies with dinner in front
of it. All we're getting is like the meat and
the rice, which which isn't even that fucking good. And
then like hella long later, then he starts cooking the
veggies and like everyone's already fucking halfway done with their food,

(29:42):
Like why didn't you cook the veggies while you were
cooking the rice or something like why are you doing
everything one by one? You're taking as long as possible yeah,
and it's not even fun to watch. Yeah, look you're
not doing anything cool. So just the whole thing fucking sucked.
I slid to the waiter that it was my son's birthday,
and he was like, okay, got you.

Speaker 1 (30:03):
Here's where your night's gonna turn around.

Speaker 3 (30:05):
Before we.

Speaker 4 (30:11):
Even got to eat our food, like I think the
chef was still cooking the fried rice. The waiter comes
out with like two other people and was like, oh,
we got a birthday, and then he makes everyone sing
happy birthday. And I look over and they gave my
son the tiniest little cup of steamed rice with a

(30:32):
candle in it, and that was his like free birthday
dessert was a cup of rice.

Speaker 1 (30:38):
I've had whipped cream before, Like they come out with
like a little tiny shot glass. It's just full of
whip cream cream.

Speaker 3 (30:43):
We would have ate whipped cream with the cherry on it.
Fucking something.

Speaker 1 (30:47):
Here's white rice for your birthday. This place is bad.
This place sounds trash.

Speaker 2 (30:56):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (30:57):
He's side eyeing who's a little BROCOLI had kid next
to him, his friend. Yeah, it seems like it.

Speaker 4 (31:04):
It was the worst and the food wasn't even that great,
Like we weren't impressed.

Speaker 1 (31:10):
Candles all candles like halfway falling over.

Speaker 4 (31:13):
He didn't even get like a cool free birthday dessert. Yeah,
like not a scoop of ice cream as Sapporo they
give you like a pineapple that's cut up all cool and.

Speaker 3 (31:23):
Looks like a fish cool.

Speaker 1 (31:25):
Like.

Speaker 4 (31:26):
I was just very disappointed and unsatisfied with our experience there.
Zero stars, never fucking going back. Yeah, it was awful.

Speaker 1 (31:39):
That suck. And you didn't You didn't catch if all
the other chefs at the other tables were doing tricks
and stunts. You didn't catch that.

Speaker 3 (31:44):
Yeah, No, I wasn't paying attention.

Speaker 4 (31:46):
Yeah, because I didn't even notice until hella long into
the thing, into like the cooking and stuff. I was like,
you know, yeah, he hasn't said a fucking word.

Speaker 3 (32:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (32:01):
Yeah, that sucks. All right, don't go there, Yeah, don't
go there.

Speaker 2 (32:05):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (32:06):
We got to bring your your son to uh Frank Fatz,
the Chinese place that gives uh yeah yeah yeah yeah,
but that's the place where you need to bring a
bunch of people because there's so much food there. Yeah,
so much. All right, let's wrap this up on Instagram.
We are at Strawberry and Lazette.

Speaker 3 (32:25):
I'm at Lisette love l I Z E T t
E l O v e E.

Speaker 1 (32:29):
I am at Strawberry Radio. Stay away from those live streamers.

Speaker 2 (32:33):
What the hell was that?

Speaker 3 (32:35):
Come on, I gotta go and okay byee
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