September 5, 2023 • 33 mins
This episoide of the Strawberry And Lizette Mexican / Ginger Podcast is like an ABC Afterschool Special. We talked about Lizette's very dark joke to her Mom, Strawberry's elementary school priest and more!
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Episode thirteen of the Strawberry and LazetteMexican Ginger Podcast is like an after school
special. We talked about the verydark joke Lazette told her mom. We
talked about the priest at my elementaryschool growing up, and a whole lot
more all coming up next. It'spodcast time. It's the Strawberry and Lizette
Mexican Ginger Podcast. Not suitable fora younger audience. Okay, this may
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be a bonus feature or maybe tooriskue for the podcast will go ahead.
Not risque, but just like extremelydark humor. Okay, I don't know
if many people will think it's funny. I thought it was anyways, let's
get to the joke. So Iwent to go pick up my son at
my mom's house in Selina's yesterday anda lot of people don't know this,
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but I have a brother. Whathe was a stillborn and his name is
baby Jesse, So I would hewould have been older, huh. And
I was driving down to Selina's yesterdayand I don't know why, randomly thought
about him and I was just like, I bet my mom was going to
name him Hey sus right, andthen called him Jesse for short, so
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we just call him baby Jesse.But I was like, I bet you
his real name is hay Sus.Like hell a Mexican, right, So
when I got to my mom's house, I asked her. I was like,
were you gonna name him hey Sus? And then you just like made
it Jesse for short, And mylittle sister was like, no, that's
a sin, and I was likereally. She was like yeah, it's
like disrespectful to name your son's heysus because there's only supposed to be one
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Jesus. My roommate was hay Sus, so well he show me he's sinning
and and we were just like,oh, I didn't know that, and
she was like yeah, it justmade sense to me, Like I was
thinking about it because he was bornon Easter Sunday. And then she stopped
herself and she was like, well, not born because he was still born.
And I was like, but hewas still born, yeah, And
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I looked at my sister and Iwould that's not in front of your mom
and mean, we're laughing so hard, and my mom was like what,
I don't get it, and wewere like because he he was still born,
Oh my god, is that isthat too much. I mean,
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you laughed. I think it's funny. He's dark. I think it's dark,
but I like dark humor. Butyeah, he's he's still born,
but he's still born. And itjust came to me too, like so
quick, that's pretty good. Thatwas a good one. I was and
he was so he was he hewas born. Yeah, he was born
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on East was still born. Hewas naming him Hey, suso, Yeah,
oh that's what you're talking about.Yeah, that's where I was because
yeah, on the Easter Sundays whenJesus rose from the dead, ascended into
heaven to see the right hand ofthe Father. How do you know all
that? It's part of a prayer. How do you know that you don't
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pray like twelve years remember that stuff? You know? He said, you
know used to like when I wasa kid. So I was a kid,
like going to church and stuff likethat. I'm like, it's like
the same stories over and over,like you know, like Chris and this
is this is me as like asa kid mentality, right, So I
was trying to figure it out becausewe'd go to church. It's like all
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right, well at Christmas they telllike the Christmas stories, and then around
Easter they tell like the Easter storiesand Lent and stuff like that. And
so then when you would go througha full year and it's like yeah,
but it's there's gotta be more storiesthan just like a year's worth of stories.
Like it was just it was alwaysweird to me, like like the
priest would start doing a sermon andstuff like I'm like, oh, yeah,
I know this story. You don'tmean like if someone like it's like
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watching reruns of Friends, like oh, yeah, I've seen this one before.
But then not like being too youngand not realizing that like yeah,
like the Friends, they're gonna justgonna keep repeating because these stories go with
these holidays or celebrations or whatever thecase. Yeah, but I'm like it's
just these same stories, like there'sonly like a one year's worth of stories
and not even that like fifty twostories, because it's like that like there
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was this church. There was thischurch that I used to go to,
and selina Us and our pastor,father Mike, he was really really good
to where he wasn't like he wouldtake like a sentence out of the Bible
like a like very the very briefpart of a story. But then the
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whole time he was preaching, hewas using like realistic Yeah what am I?
Analogies? Four realistic analogies and metaphorssay. It's like talking about like
oh, you're like your husband andwife or your daughter, or your your
friend or he even tells stories ofhim golfing and stuff like that, like
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and he was hell of funny too. So it was he was the cool
priest. He was the cool priest. Yeah, and I hated I thought
I always thought church was so boring. But if we were going to his
church, I'd be like, yeah, okay, we can go. Yeah.
I had a favorite I had afavorite priest too. Oh this guy
no, oh this guy. YeahI met like you didn't I didn't.
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I did tell you that story though, right, I told you the story
about about uh oh yeah yeah yeahwith the uh huh, like the bad
stuff. So I was sore.You gonna tell the story, okay,
So I guess I could. SoI was in element I was an element
school. Were already here, Isaid, well, we're already here.
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Were here? So it was firstthrough eighth We had a cap school was
first grade through eighth grade, andwe had a what are they called the
priest like our I couldn't remember whatthey were called either. That's why I
went like this with my hands,because well, I mean, I know
it was a priest, but likethe parish leader, like the parishian.
Know what's called the priest that waslike in charge of our school. He
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was thinking, I was thinking oflike the like the they're not ushers,
Yes, okay, so it wasa cool thing to be alter boys like
because well, at the end ofthe year and the school year, he
would take the why is his name? Why is the words slipping? Like
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the priest, but the parish ourparish priest, I guess that's what you
call him whatever. He would takethe kids, like to an amusement park
or something like that, Like hewould take all the boys amuse You already
known where this story is going.Yeah, it went there. And so
my mom wouldn't let my brother andI become alter boys. And again,
like we all, it was likea small like community. So you would
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go to school, you would goto church, and you would see the
guy from your school. Do youknow, she said, I gotta ask
that, she said, because sheshe grew up in a very strict Catholic
household also, but she was like, until there's equality, until there's alter
girls, we're not gonna support You'renot gonna be an alter boy until there's
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alto girls. I think she knewalso, I think she knew like we
just wanted to like become alter boysbecause like, yeah, we want to
go on the end of the yeartrip to Great America or whatever. So
for whatever reason, she wouldn't letus. We're like, oh, okay,
well that sucks. But it cameout years later when I was in
was I in high school or college? I think I know because my sister
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called me, so I was incollege, it came out that that priest
messed around with a lot of boys. And it was it was. It
was on the news. It wasin the paper like this, like I
don't know how the story broke,but like the story broke, and it
was huge news in Mountain View,huge news. And he had already passed
away. But there were some ofmy classmates and some of people I went
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to school with. Yeah, theypeople I went to school with, they
were like, yo, he didthis and this is what he would do.
And your kids, you're like third, fourth, fifth grade, like,
you don't know. I don't thinkyou were third grade, but you're
definitely fourth and fifth grade. Youdon't know any different, right, So
we took advantage of some of thekids. Yeah, And so my sister
called me and she goes, hey, did you hear about father so?
And so I'm like no, whatand she goes it was found out that
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he, you know, did thisbad stuff to some of the some of
the boys. And I'm like ohwow, and then it was like silent
on the phone and I'm like,m yep, he didn't do it to
me. Is that what you're calling? Like? Are you calling me for
that reason? She goes, yeah, I wanted to make sure. Like
I'm like no, no, no, like we wouldn't let me be an
alter boys. Yeah, it's safe. We couldn't be alter boys. And
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she goes, okay, I justwanted to check. And looking back at
it, that was very mature ofher. She was older than me,
but still very mature of her tobe like, hey, did you hear
about this priest? And then shejust kind of like left the door open
for me to be like yeah,me too, or like no, but
so she's like to she did there, Yeah, he almost I almost got
me too, but yeah, sono, that was a thing that was
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a thing in my in my highschool, I sorry, elementary school.
There was a teacher in my elementaryschool. He wasn't my teacher, but
he was my sister's teacher. Ithink, I want to say, like
her fourth or fifth grade teacher,and I was two years two grades under
her, so I may have beensecond or third grade. And it came
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out like very very long after wewere no like far graduated high school and
everything that he was like also liketouching kids, And I'm like, oh,
my gosh, because I always usedto think, as as an adult
older, how weird it was thatthat one teacher used to always call me
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into his classroom, like during recess, like nobody else was in his classroom,
it was just him. He wouldalways call me in there and just
like like kind of pick on mea little bit, like, oh,
look at your hair. I usedto have like these curls that would stick
out on the side of my head. He would always like make fun of
me, and like it was justlike very weird. And I didn't think
of anything of it when I wassmall, but then I would when I
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got older. I'm like, that'sreally weird that he would call me into
his classroom, Like I would neverintentionally make myself be alone with a child,
you know what I mean, Like, it's just weirder weird. Yeah.
And I also had a dentist whoafter I moved out of moved away
from Selenas and moved out of California, he got arrested for having child porn
on his computer. WHOA, mydentist, whoa? He was all in
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my mind right, probably rubbing mycheek there there, Elizabeth side grow So.
But going back to cool priest,so that was we didn't we had
we had like a cool one inelementary school, but there was a reason.
But then in high school they wasa brother. It was brother Sam.
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He wrote a motorcycle, so alreadyhe's freaking cool. Yeah, it's
I don't know how the ranking goes. It was a Jezuit high school.
Jesuit high school, so he's likeboy nuns like sister Sam, Brother Sam.
I don't know. Maybe I don'tknow their rank as far as like,
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is that above a priest? Itwas blow it is it like parallel
to a priest? I don't know. Later roll to a priest. I
don't know where how brothers rank,but okay, but uh yeah, so
he wrote he drove a motorcycle.So everyone's like, dude, this guy's
hella cool. He wore cowboy bootsand uh he did like the first thing,
like the first day of class.He comes in, he goes,
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hey, I know you're He wouldcome in like a minute or too late,
like after the bell rang on thefirst day of class, to assert
his dominance kind of. He wouldcome in. He's like, hey,
I know you're waiting for brother Sam. You know in the meantime that dada.
I forget what his whole thing was, but pretty much like I'm here
four brothers Sam, like some sometimeI'll be right back, and like he
leaves the classroom and he comes back, oh, brother Sam. But it
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was like, I forget what hedid. So it's not making sense now,
but I just remember he did that. I'm like, oh, that's
pretty cool. He did like athing. Oh he didn't do anything with
kids, That's what I No,no, no, I thought this was
going. I was like I waslike, okay, no, no,
sad, not any kids I did. I wanted to go back with with
like the cool priests or like thecool clergy. So he was he was
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super fun. He was super cool, like cool teacher. My sixth grade
teacher was the cool teacher because coolteacher, cool priest teacher. Okay,
so when in elementary school, Ididn't go to a Catholic school until seventh
grade. So my sixth grade teacherwas like the cool teacher. And when
we had free time, she hada little radio like a stereo boombox or
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whatever in her classroom, so whenwe had free time, she would put
it on Kadon so we could listento Kadon And I remember the Afroman song
came on and it was and shewas like, we're not gonna play this
in my classrooms. So she turnsit off, right because yeah, And
then I was like, why didyou turn it off? Like, no,
turn turn turn it back on,Like if you listen to it,
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he's really saying like you shouldn't dothat because of you know, how messed
up his life. Gone, yeah, you're right, you're accurate, and
and she was like kind of lookedat me and then she turned it back
on and could not have been worsetiming. She turns it back on and
then he said I was gonna eatjoked, and I was like, I'm
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so uncomfortable. It's like, I'mso sorry. I didn't know he's gonna
say that. That's too bad.Yeah, yis, But anyways, don't
touch kids. Yeah yeah, let'slet's not let's let's stop that. How
did we get here? Oh you'restill born? You're still born joke?
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Which is which is inappropriate? Sobad? Does your mom get the joke
yet? I don't know. Ithink so, but she like didn't think
it was funny. How old wereyou when when you found out that you
were going at you would have hada brother because he was older? You
said, right, he was older. I don't. I don't remember ever
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finding out like she should. Westill go to his grave every year to
put flowers on his birthday, andshe's been taking us like since even since
I was like one or two yearsold, like we've been going okay,
So I don't I don't remember evernecessarily like finding out and it being like
a shock. I just I justknew there always was a baby Jesse.
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And then it was like I didn'tnecessarily call him like my brother. She
doesn't say like my son. Weall just we just all referred to him
as baby Jesse. And so theremust have been like a point that I
realized maybe like like oh okay,like I had a brother, like this
is what happened. Yeah, I'msure there was, but I don't I
don't remember, so you so howdoes it go? It would it would
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have gone. It would have beenNurse Naomi, baby Jesse, Oh wow,
Selena me and then my little sister. He would have been the second
Okay, oh wow, that's sad. Yeah, so he would have been
like I don't know, late latethirties mm hmm. That weird. Yeah,
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and then you're throwing it in yourmom's face. That's I know,
not nice. The only boy Iknow that's brutal. Anyway, anyways,
Okay, what else do I got? Okay, how complain you yet?
But what wait? Did you havesome I'll remember mine if you're gonna forget
your Yeah. Well, while we'reon the subject of touching kids, whoa
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I was gonna talk about rice.I have a rice problem. I wanted
to switch topics completely, so asI wanted to talk about touching kids some
more, I mean not touching kids, right right, So how can I
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have the conversation with my son becauseI feel like he's getting he's at that
age in that grade where like heneeds to know what's appropriate and what's inappropriate
from adults. But like how doI bring that up? And how do
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I explain to him, like,yeah, they can be nice to you,
but if they're too nice, likehe needs to us to tell someone,
you know what I mean, whoathis is? You should have he
should have had this conversation a coupleof years ago, just based on based
on the friends I know and thefamily members I know who have kids,
they had that conversation young. Well, I've had I've had conversations with him
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him, not not to that level, like not that in depth of like
hey, if an adult, likeyou know, if they reb you on
your back and you don't like it, like tell me or you know what
I mean. Like I've told himthings like, you know, don't let
anyone touch you on your privates orlike look at your privates unless it's you
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know me or like a doctor orless. I'm there, what's okay?
No, But I'm saying like ifit's a stranger or if it's for like
a medical reason, because I've hadto look at his butt already. That
was weird. Then you have aslipper or something like that in his butt,
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like a splinter, splinters you likethese cheeks. Mom, He thought
he had like a splinter or something, and he made me look. Well,
I told him to look first.I was like, get a mirror
in her Yeah, it's like lookon your phone or something like that.
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And he was like I tried alreadyand a kid see anything, but like
it hurts. Yeah. So it'slike you probably have like a splinter or
something like I don't know, something'sthere. Yeah, And so I looked
for him. Yeah, but soyeah, don't let only me you're a
doctor are allowed, is what you'resaying. Well, not not really even
me, but I'm like, like, only a doctor if they need to,
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and like I I if you wantme to, I can be in
the room like things like that.But just like like other kids or like
your teacher other a, yeah,like don't like that's not okay for them
to do that. So, likeI've had that conversation with him, but
not as I haven't had one asin depth as like just thinking back to
one of the students at my elementaryschool, who the teacher who did get
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caught like molesting kids. Can Isay all this stuff? Yeah, I
feel like those words are always bleepedout. But anyways, the teacher who
did get caught, Like, therewas a girl in my sister's class who
her mom removed her from that classbecause he would always like come by and
like like touch her shoulders and stuff, and she didn't like it, and
I guess she told her mom andher mom was like, okay, weirdo,
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Like, good, we'll take youout of the class. But like,
I don't know, like I've beenlike rubbed on the shoulder or the
back or whatever, and I didn'tfeel any type of way. So you
know, like how do I differatedifferentiate that and explain that to him?
Yeah? I think just remind himand hey, remember how we talked about
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you know, it's not okay ifpeople. Yeah, And so it's funny
because what do they say, mybuddy says, Matt, you met Matt
at the party? They said,bathing suit area. No one's allowed to
touch you, and you're bathing suitarea. Oh that makes sense, which
kind of like drives the point home. So yeah, hey, if it's
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a body suit, like like mynephew wears like a whole like long sleeve
t shirts. Yeah, we're likewhy do you wear that? And he's
like it's waterproof, Like okayproof.So I would say, hey, remember
how we talked about you know younot it's like an obvious like like it's
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an obvious they can't touch you there. But the other stuff, like what
I missed the other stuff? Whatthis stuff? Like? Like I don't
think all all child molesters are notrunning around grabbing private parts, you know
what I mean? They do otherthings that I want him to like be
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aware of. Yeah. Uh,and he's and he's so and he's so
friendly that like I don't know ifhe would be able to differentiate. Like
this is how they trick you.They act like they're your friend, Like
yeah, this teacher's super cool,Like he gives me candy all the time,
and he always lets me go inthe closet and use my phone or
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something like you know what I mean. I don't know. There's like little
things like that that it's like,yeah, I would just tell him that,
like, hey, you know what, sometimes people will pretend to be
your friend for a little while andbe nice to you. Because they're setting
you up to do something naughty later. Maybe he's naughty. It sounds weird.
Sorry, I don't want to sayI feel weird sitting naughty, Yeah,
not naughty, do something nuts nutty. I don't know how to talk
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to it, so I don't know. But I would just be straight with
him. I think. I thinkthe more straight you are with him,
the more I'll be like yeah,mom, like I got it, or
like okay, cool because this oneteacher or this one kid in my class,
and I got weird vibes from him, Just tell and be like,
look, man, you gotta trustyour gut, trust your instincts. This
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is a good after school special podcastfor doing. Remember those after school tonight
on a very special episode. Iremember watching one of those, and till
this day, I remember that ifI'm ever writing my bike, if I'm
ever riding my bike and a carpulls over to try to kidnap me,
to just turn my bike around andride the other way, because it'll take
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them longer to turn the car around. By then I'll be gone. What
are happening? After school specials?That was only like a small window of
time, right, And I remembermy teacher I think like my fifth grade
teacher told us that if we thatwe could die from trying a cigarette,
even for the first time. Lame. And then I was like, oh
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no, no, oh you smokedcigarettes are used to your gross used to
sell them too. It's sell newportsbehind the church cross the street from my
high school. How did you getthem? Literally, everyone else like what
my sister co workers, Well,they weren't my co workers. They were
later, but you know my sister, all the all the hood rats were
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staying out with Yeah. Point,good point. Anyways, I would say,
just be just be straight up inlike fourth right with your son and
and just tell him you can neverdo that whole relationship with him where you
can like just have direct conversations.Yeah I have. Okay, tell me
about your ass on your rice Ohmy rats, I said, your ass,
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oh my as you like these cheeks. Tell me about your race.
So I just so, I justgot back from vacation. We were in
Mexico. We were in Cabo.We're this all inclusive place, which was
the only, I think the secondtime I've ever done like an inclusive,
which is so dope. So you'reat this hotel. Any food you want
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any drink. It's like a cruise. Any food, didn't drink whatever,
you get it. Room service twentyfour hours a day, Like I can
call him like, Hey I needa six pack of water, Hey I
need three beers, Hey I wantice cream, Hey I want I would
hate to be the room service rightperson. So you can do that in
your rooms, do it at thepool, dinners, breakfast, buffets,
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like everything, every They paid forit. The cool thing was there were
these two hotels next to each other. They were like sister properties, so
no matter which hotel you were stayingat, you could use either one of
them. Their pool, their gym, their buffets, their restaurants. Each
one has hell of different restaurants.They also this, really there's a third
property, really really nice property wayup on the hill. Yeah, looking
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looking out at the hotel. Uh, Puebloc Oh sorry, it was a
Pueblo Bonito. And then it waseither Blanco, Rose or Sunset, So
we stayed at Blanco was white.Rose was next door it was pink,
and then Sunset was the one likeon the hill, the very fancy one
orange. Uh kind of actually yeah. So anyway, so mad one of
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my favorite things Mexican rice huh SpanishSpanish rice, right, and what does
it look like? Normally orange?Right? So I order. I ordered
it was like, hey, tacosand of a out of Mexican rice.
I'm like, cool, let meget one of those. Brought it to
me. It was like it wasfried rice, like like Chinese fried rice.
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It was white rice with squares ofcorn all right, squares of carrots
and little things of corn. I'mlike, this is obviously when people do
that. Yeah, this is obviouslya mistake. It's okay, I'll order
something else with Mexican rice at thenext restaurant and next whatever. Three different
meals in three different places where Ihad rice in Mexico. It was like
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stirved fry rice. I hate whenpeople do that. I'm like, what
are you guys doing? What doyou like? Yellow? Like? Yeah,
they never make it right. No, the red rice or the orange
rice, Like, oh my god, I eat so much of that,
like at a normal tacarea. NoMexico dropped the bag on the Mexican.
Yeah, sometimes my rice comes outlike so fire. A buddy's mom made
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the best rice. I would alwaysinvite him over to parties and like,
you know, people bring like beerfood. He would bring this huge,
like aluminum foil tray of Mexican riceat is mom made? Yeah Holser you
know, oh yeah, yeah yeah. Always anytime I invite him over,
ay man, my mom's making rice. Hell yeah, Holser bringing Yeah,
that's what I always make too.I make, Like my go to dishes
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for taking to a party is salsa, rice beans if I have to.
I don't cook beans a lot though, or like macaroni salad or something m
macaryce salad that's touch and go.I normally don't fule people's macaroni salad.
We always make it. I don'tknow if it's a Mexican thing or if
it's just like something that my momalways made, so like it's something that
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we always have together. But wealways have macaroni salad with our rice and
mole. It's like such a weirdmeal combination, but like we always make
that together. Well. Part ofMexico is she from, Okay, because
central like Central Mexico, Northern Mexico, Southern Mexico. It's just as different,
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uh, food wise as like California, New York the South. Like
the food's different, the cultures aredifferent, so are different too, But
yeah, that's that's for you.Do you want me to make you some
Spanish rice, stir fry rice?Hell? Yes, okay, hell yes,
stir fry rice in Mexico. Yeah, that's insane, so mad.
All these white people go there likeyou and they're like, my love,
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this is Spanish rice. I've neverhad it so good, I know,
except you actually know what it is. I absolutely know. But no other
than other than that rice. Thefood was very Mexican and very very good.
You know. You go like,just like you said, you go
to some places and they go,we need to kind of like scale the
food down for the tourists, likemaybe not as spicy, maybe not as
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whatever. No, so good.I can't wait to go. Hell's yes,
and I got some burn, ofcourse I did, God damn it.
All right? A third who cares? Third gen z guilty? They
feel guilty while they're on vacation forlike not working. They feel guilty not
working while they're on vacation. Oh, let me tell you what I did
on vacation. So before we left, I've only this isn't the second time
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I've ever done this, So fussyourself. Huh, what what did you
say? What I'm gonna rewind thatfind out what you said. So I
turned my notifications off on my workemail. I said any bounce back said
like, I'm out of the country. I don't have any internet access.
Boom. Same thing with my Gmailbecause people who don't reach me at work
they go to my Gmail. SoBoom, sorry, Gmail, out of
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the country. I'll get back toeverybody Monday. And then I disconnected the
all my mail alerts on my phonekept my phone in airplane mode the whole
time. I only got two textmessages from work. One was from somebody
we work with who needed to borrowthe studio, like, Hey, are
you guys gonna be used the studiotoday. I'm like, no, dude,
we're on vacation, go ahead andenjoy it. The other one was
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actually from our boss, which Ibecause he's so cool, I let it
slide. But he's like, hey, man, I need the password for
the for the radio station Instagram accountsda da da da da. Oh yeah,
because he asked me too, Yeah, and I don't have it.
It's not coming up on my phone. But because I normally right him now,
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but I'm like, well, can'tyou just contact so and so who's
in who's in office this week?He's all right, yeah, yeah,
I'll get ahold of him. Sothat was the only only got one work
text the entire time. And itfelt so good. It felt so good
just to be way. I didn'teven look at it the radio station Instagram.
Really yeah, I didn't look atour Instagram. I look at the
show on Instagram. I posted acouple of things from my Instagram and then
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shut my phone right back off.So good. It was so good to
be away from like anything digital.Yeah. Me and my Chinese Rice in
Mexico. Jesus, all right,I went shooting, you did? Yeah?
I did a little pew pe withthe big gun too big ones in
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Atlanta. Yeah, and in Uh, I was in a claiko. Okay,
I went by. I went byLato's old high school and Sierra went
there also. Did you hear that? Uh listen, see I got another
one in her. Yeah, listento this. Wait. That was so
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rude of you to say, butthat's on me. That was me.
Whoa holy cow? What gun isthat? I don't know? Fucking Are
you looking through the scope? No? Yeah, I wasn't looking through it
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because your target is pink, thoughI would have been insulted. Yeah,
I think target. No, Ipicked it out. Okay, cool,
Look how I did though, youdid pretty good when we were shooting.
Look at that all body shots,A few in the head, two in
one right in the middle. He'sgot a lot of lung problems. Yeah,
you gave him some some breathing issues. I think it's like an AR
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or something. Does that look likean AR? Yeah, you gotta ask.
Let me see it. Look there'sanother picture. You can see it
a little better right there. Jeez. I was almost too scarred to shoot
this. Oh my god, Iwas. So we went in there.
I said, I didn't shoot itfirst. The person I went with shot
at first, and I was standingbehind him, and I think, just
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like standing behind the what's it calledrange, the like just like the one
that we were, And we wereright next to a wall, so we
were like on one of the endsand I'm standing behind him, and he
started shooting and I could feel theair hit me real standing behind him from
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the from the gun, and itwas so loud it was like making me
flinch. Every time he shot.It was like it was like echoing times
ten behind him and coming towards me, and so I was like, oh
my god. And then we hadthese cheapass like ears on that what they
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call it didn't work protection. Theear protection. I feel like it wasn't
as soundproof as other ones I've usedbefore. So I was like standing there
and I'm thinking, I don't thinkI can shoot this, like it looks
it's so loud, and it justfeels so powerful. I don't think I
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can shoot this. And then heputs it down. Then it certainly looks
back and he's like, you wantto know, you want to go?
And I was, And then Iwas like thinking to myself, I'm gonna
shoot it once. I don't likeit, then I'll put it down.
So I shot it once and itwas not as bad as I thought it
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was gonna be. Like, itwasn't even it wasn't as loud. I
didn't feel like I could smell thegunpowder though, like that like burned my
nostrils. It was. It wasjust so I feel like it was so
much and it went just like itwas just so powerful. It was like
a gun that was I think itwas it's an R or something or other.
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It looks intense. Yeah, letme text, Okay, let's wrap
up this podcast on Instagram at Strawberryand Lazette. I'm at Lazette Love l
I z E T t E lO v E. I'm at Strawberry Radio.
We'll talk to you next time.In peace,
Episode thirteen of the Strawberry and LazetteMexican Ginger Podcast is like an after school
special. We talked about the verydark joke Lazette told her mom. We
talked about the priest at my elementaryschool growing up, and a whole lot
more all coming up next. It'spodcast time. It's the Strawberry and Lizette
Mexican Ginger Podcast. Not suitable fora younger audience. Okay, this may
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be a bonus feature or maybe tooriskue for the podcast will go ahead.
Not risque, but just like extremelydark humor. Okay, I don't know
if many people will think it's funny. I thought it was anyways, let's
get to the joke. So Iwent to go pick up my son at
my mom's house in Selina's yesterday anda lot of people don't know this,
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but I have a brother. Whathe was a stillborn and his name is
baby Jesse, So I would hewould have been older, huh. And
I was driving down to Selina's yesterdayand I don't know why, randomly thought
about him and I was just like, I bet my mom was going to
name him Hey sus right, andthen called him Jesse for short, so
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we just call him baby Jesse.But I was like, I bet you
his real name is hay Sus.Like hell a Mexican, right, So
when I got to my mom's house, I asked her. I was like,
were you gonna name him hey Sus? And then you just like made
it Jesse for short, And mylittle sister was like, no, that's
a sin, and I was likereally. She was like yeah, it's
like disrespectful to name your son's heysus because there's only supposed to be one
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Jesus. My roommate was hay Sus, so well he show me he's sinning
and and we were just like,oh, I didn't know that, and
she was like yeah, it justmade sense to me, Like I was
thinking about it because he was bornon Easter Sunday. And then she stopped
herself and she was like, well, not born because he was still born.
And I was like, but hewas still born, yeah, And
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I looked at my sister and Iwould that's not in front of your mom
and mean, we're laughing so hard, and my mom was like what,
I don't get it, and wewere like because he he was still born,
Oh my god, is that isthat too much. I mean,
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you laughed. I think it's funny. He's dark. I think it's dark,
but I like dark humor. Butyeah, he's he's still born,
but he's still born. And itjust came to me too, like so
quick, that's pretty good. Thatwas a good one. I was and
he was so he was he hewas born. Yeah, he was born
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on East was still born. Hewas naming him Hey, suso, Yeah,
oh that's what you're talking about.Yeah, that's where I was because
yeah, on the Easter Sundays whenJesus rose from the dead, ascended into
heaven to see the right hand ofthe Father. How do you know all
that? It's part of a prayer. How do you know that you don't
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pray like twelve years remember that stuff? You know? He said, you
know used to like when I wasa kid. So I was a kid,
like going to church and stuff likethat. I'm like, it's like
the same stories over and over,like you know, like Chris and this
is this is me as like asa kid mentality, right, So I
was trying to figure it out becausewe'd go to church. It's like all
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right, well at Christmas they telllike the Christmas stories, and then around
Easter they tell like the Easter storiesand Lent and stuff like that. And
so then when you would go througha full year and it's like yeah,
but it's there's gotta be more storiesthan just like a year's worth of stories.
Like it was just it was alwaysweird to me, like like the
priest would start doing a sermon andstuff like I'm like, oh, yeah,
I know this story. You don'tmean like if someone like it's like
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watching reruns of Friends, like oh, yeah, I've seen this one before.
But then not like being too youngand not realizing that like yeah,
like the Friends, they're gonna justgonna keep repeating because these stories go with
these holidays or celebrations or whatever thecase. Yeah, but I'm like it's
just these same stories, like there'sonly like a one year's worth of stories
and not even that like fifty twostories, because it's like that like there
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was this church. There was thischurch that I used to go to,
and selina Us and our pastor,father Mike, he was really really good
to where he wasn't like he wouldtake like a sentence out of the Bible
like a like very the very briefpart of a story. But then the
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whole time he was preaching, hewas using like realistic Yeah what am I?
Analogies? Four realistic analogies and metaphorssay. It's like talking about like
oh, you're like your husband andwife or your daughter, or your your
friend or he even tells stories ofhim golfing and stuff like that, like
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and he was hell of funny too. So it was he was the cool
priest. He was the cool priest. Yeah, and I hated I thought
I always thought church was so boring. But if we were going to his
church, I'd be like, yeah, okay, we can go. Yeah.
I had a favorite I had afavorite priest too. Oh this guy
no, oh this guy. YeahI met like you didn't I didn't.
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I did tell you that story though, right, I told you the story
about about uh oh yeah yeah yeahwith the uh huh, like the bad
stuff. So I was sore.You gonna tell the story, okay,
So I guess I could. SoI was in element I was an element
school. Were already here, Isaid, well, we're already here.
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Were here? So it was firstthrough eighth We had a cap school was
first grade through eighth grade, andwe had a what are they called the
priest like our I couldn't remember whatthey were called either. That's why I
went like this with my hands,because well, I mean, I know
it was a priest, but likethe parish leader, like the parishian.
Know what's called the priest that waslike in charge of our school. He
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was thinking, I was thinking oflike the like the they're not ushers,
Yes, okay, so it wasa cool thing to be alter boys like
because well, at the end ofthe year and the school year, he
would take the why is his name? Why is the words slipping? Like
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the priest, but the parish ourparish priest, I guess that's what you
call him whatever. He would takethe kids, like to an amusement park
or something like that, Like hewould take all the boys amuse You already
known where this story is going.Yeah, it went there. And so
my mom wouldn't let my brother andI become alter boys. And again,
like we all, it was likea small like community. So you would
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go to school, you would goto church, and you would see the
guy from your school. Do youknow, she said, I gotta ask
that, she said, because sheshe grew up in a very strict Catholic
household also, but she was like, until there's equality, until there's alter
girls, we're not gonna support You'renot gonna be an alter boy until there's
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alto girls. I think she knewalso, I think she knew like we
just wanted to like become alter boysbecause like, yeah, we want to
go on the end of the yeartrip to Great America or whatever. So
for whatever reason, she wouldn't letus. We're like, oh, okay,
well that sucks. But it cameout years later when I was in
was I in high school or college? I think I know because my sister
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called me, so I was incollege, it came out that that priest
messed around with a lot of boys. And it was it was. It
was on the news. It wasin the paper like this, like I
don't know how the story broke,but like the story broke, and it
was huge news in Mountain View,huge news. And he had already passed
away. But there were some ofmy classmates and some of people I went
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to school with. Yeah, theypeople I went to school with, they
were like, yo, he didthis and this is what he would do.
And your kids, you're like third, fourth, fifth grade, like,
you don't know. I don't thinkyou were third grade, but you're
definitely fourth and fifth grade. Youdon't know any different, right, So
we took advantage of some of thekids. Yeah, And so my sister
called me and she goes, hey, did you hear about father so?
And so I'm like no, whatand she goes it was found out that
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he, you know, did thisbad stuff to some of the some of
the boys. And I'm like ohwow, and then it was like silent
on the phone and I'm like,m yep, he didn't do it to
me. Is that what you're calling? Like? Are you calling me for
that reason? She goes, yeah, I wanted to make sure. Like
I'm like no, no, no, like we wouldn't let me be an
alter boys. Yeah, it's safe. We couldn't be alter boys. And
(08:41):
she goes, okay, I justwanted to check. And looking back at
it, that was very mature ofher. She was older than me,
but still very mature of her tobe like, hey, did you hear
about this priest? And then shejust kind of like left the door open
for me to be like yeah,me too, or like no, but
so she's like to she did there, Yeah, he almost I almost got
me too, but yeah, sono, that was a thing that was
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a thing in my in my highschool, I sorry, elementary school.
There was a teacher in my elementaryschool. He wasn't my teacher, but
he was my sister's teacher. Ithink, I want to say, like
her fourth or fifth grade teacher,and I was two years two grades under
her, so I may have beensecond or third grade. And it came
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out like very very long after wewere no like far graduated high school and
everything that he was like also liketouching kids, And I'm like, oh,
my gosh, because I always usedto think, as as an adult
older, how weird it was thatthat one teacher used to always call me
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into his classroom, like during recess, like nobody else was in his classroom,
it was just him. He wouldalways call me in there and just
like like kind of pick on mea little bit, like, oh,
look at your hair. I usedto have like these curls that would stick
out on the side of my head. He would always like make fun of
me, and like it was justlike very weird. And I didn't think
of anything of it when I wassmall, but then I would when I
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got older. I'm like, that'sreally weird that he would call me into
his classroom, Like I would neverintentionally make myself be alone with a child,
you know what I mean, Like, it's just weirder weird. Yeah.
And I also had a dentist whoafter I moved out of moved away
from Selenas and moved out of California, he got arrested for having child porn
on his computer. WHOA, mydentist, whoa? He was all in
(10:37):
my mind right, probably rubbing mycheek there there, Elizabeth side grow So.
But going back to cool priest,so that was we didn't we had
we had like a cool one inelementary school, but there was a reason.
But then in high school they wasa brother. It was brother Sam.
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He wrote a motorcycle, so alreadyhe's freaking cool. Yeah, it's
I don't know how the ranking goes. It was a Jezuit high school.
Jesuit high school, so he's likeboy nuns like sister Sam, Brother Sam.
I don't know. Maybe I don'tknow their rank as far as like,
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is that above a priest? Itwas blow it is it like parallel
to a priest? I don't know. Later roll to a priest. I
don't know where how brothers rank,but okay, but uh yeah, so
he wrote he drove a motorcycle.So everyone's like, dude, this guy's
hella cool. He wore cowboy bootsand uh he did like the first thing,
like the first day of class.He comes in, he goes,
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hey, I know you're He wouldcome in like a minute or too late,
like after the bell rang on thefirst day of class, to assert
his dominance kind of. He wouldcome in. He's like, hey,
I know you're waiting for brother Sam. You know in the meantime that dada.
I forget what his whole thing was, but pretty much like I'm here
four brothers Sam, like some sometimeI'll be right back, and like he
leaves the classroom and he comes back, oh, brother Sam. But it
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was like, I forget what hedid. So it's not making sense now,
but I just remember he did that. I'm like, oh, that's
pretty cool. He did like athing. Oh he didn't do anything with
kids, That's what I No,no, no, I thought this was
going. I was like I waslike, okay, no, no,
sad, not any kids I did. I wanted to go back with with
like the cool priests or like thecool clergy. So he was he was
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super fun. He was super cool, like cool teacher. My sixth grade
teacher was the cool teacher because coolteacher, cool priest teacher. Okay,
so when in elementary school, Ididn't go to a Catholic school until seventh
grade. So my sixth grade teacherwas like the cool teacher. And when
we had free time, she hada little radio like a stereo boombox or
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whatever in her classroom, so whenwe had free time, she would put
it on Kadon so we could listento Kadon And I remember the Afroman song
came on and it was and shewas like, we're not gonna play this
in my classrooms. So she turnsit off, right because yeah, And
then I was like, why didyou turn it off? Like, no,
turn turn turn it back on,Like if you listen to it,
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he's really saying like you shouldn't dothat because of you know, how messed
up his life. Gone, yeah, you're right, you're accurate, and
and she was like kind of lookedat me and then she turned it back
on and could not have been worsetiming. She turns it back on and
then he said I was gonna eatjoked, and I was like, I'm
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so uncomfortable. It's like, I'mso sorry. I didn't know he's gonna
say that. That's too bad.Yeah, yis, But anyways, don't
touch kids. Yeah yeah, let'slet's not let's let's stop that. How
did we get here? Oh you'restill born? You're still born joke?
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Which is which is inappropriate? Sobad? Does your mom get the joke
yet? I don't know. Ithink so, but she like didn't think
it was funny. How old wereyou when when you found out that you
were going at you would have hada brother because he was older? You
said, right, he was older. I don't. I don't remember ever
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finding out like she should. Westill go to his grave every year to
put flowers on his birthday, andshe's been taking us like since even since
I was like one or two yearsold, like we've been going okay,
So I don't I don't remember evernecessarily like finding out and it being like
a shock. I just I justknew there always was a baby Jesse.
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And then it was like I didn'tnecessarily call him like my brother. She
doesn't say like my son. Weall just we just all referred to him
as baby Jesse. And so theremust have been like a point that I
realized maybe like like oh okay,like I had a brother, like this
is what happened. Yeah, I'msure there was, but I don't I
don't remember, so you so howdoes it go? It would it would
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have gone. It would have beenNurse Naomi, baby Jesse, Oh wow,
Selena me and then my little sister. He would have been the second
Okay, oh wow, that's sad. Yeah, so he would have been
like I don't know, late latethirties mm hmm. That weird. Yeah,
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and then you're throwing it in yourmom's face. That's I know,
not nice. The only boy Iknow that's brutal. Anyway, anyways,
Okay, what else do I got? Okay, how complain you yet?
But what wait? Did you havesome I'll remember mine if you're gonna forget
your Yeah. Well, while we'reon the subject of touching kids, whoa
(15:52):
I was gonna talk about rice.I have a rice problem. I wanted
to switch topics completely, so asI wanted to talk about touching kids some
more, I mean not touching kids, right right, So how can I
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have the conversation with my son becauseI feel like he's getting he's at that
age in that grade where like heneeds to know what's appropriate and what's inappropriate
from adults. But like how doI bring that up? And how do
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I explain to him, like,yeah, they can be nice to you,
but if they're too nice, likehe needs to us to tell someone,
you know what I mean, whoathis is? You should have he
should have had this conversation a coupleof years ago, just based on based
on the friends I know and thefamily members I know who have kids,
they had that conversation young. Well, I've had I've had conversations with him
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him, not not to that level, like not that in depth of like
hey, if an adult, likeyou know, if they reb you on
your back and you don't like it, like tell me or you know what
I mean. Like I've told himthings like, you know, don't let
anyone touch you on your privates orlike look at your privates unless it's you
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know me or like a doctor orless. I'm there, what's okay?
No, But I'm saying like ifit's a stranger or if it's for like
a medical reason, because I've hadto look at his butt already. That
was weird. Then you have aslipper or something like that in his butt,
(17:42):
like a splinter, splinters you likethese cheeks. Mom, He thought
he had like a splinter or something, and he made me look. Well,
I told him to look first.I was like, get a mirror
in her Yeah, it's like lookon your phone or something like that.
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And he was like I tried alreadyand a kid see anything, but like
it hurts. Yeah. So it'slike you probably have like a splinter or
something like I don't know, something'sthere. Yeah, And so I looked
for him. Yeah, but soyeah, don't let only me you're a
doctor are allowed, is what you'resaying. Well, not not really even
me, but I'm like, like, only a doctor if they need to,
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and like I I if you wantme to, I can be in
the room like things like that.But just like like other kids or like
your teacher other a, yeah,like don't like that's not okay for them
to do that. So, likeI've had that conversation with him, but
not as I haven't had one asin depth as like just thinking back to
one of the students at my elementaryschool, who the teacher who did get
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caught like molesting kids. Can Isay all this stuff? Yeah, I
feel like those words are always bleepedout. But anyways, the teacher who
did get caught, Like, therewas a girl in my sister's class who
her mom removed her from that classbecause he would always like come by and
like like touch her shoulders and stuff, and she didn't like it, and
I guess she told her mom andher mom was like, okay, weirdo,
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Like, good, we'll take youout of the class. But like,
I don't know, like I've beenlike rubbed on the shoulder or the
back or whatever, and I didn'tfeel any type of way. So you
know, like how do I differatedifferentiate that and explain that to him?
Yeah? I think just remind himand hey, remember how we talked about
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you know, it's not okay ifpeople. Yeah, And so it's funny
because what do they say, mybuddy says, Matt, you met Matt
at the party? They said,bathing suit area. No one's allowed to
touch you, and you're bathing suitarea. Oh that makes sense, which
kind of like drives the point home. So yeah, hey, if it's
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a body suit, like like mynephew wears like a whole like long sleeve
t shirts. Yeah, we're likewhy do you wear that? And he's
like it's waterproof, Like okayproof.So I would say, hey, remember
how we talked about you know younot it's like an obvious like like it's
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an obvious they can't touch you there. But the other stuff, like what
I missed the other stuff? Whatthis stuff? Like? Like I don't
think all all child molesters are notrunning around grabbing private parts, you know
what I mean? They do otherthings that I want him to like be
(20:41):
aware of. Yeah. Uh,and he's and he's so and he's so
friendly that like I don't know ifhe would be able to differentiate. Like
this is how they trick you.They act like they're your friend, Like
yeah, this teacher's super cool,Like he gives me candy all the time,
and he always lets me go inthe closet and use my phone or
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something like you know what I mean. I don't know. There's like little
things like that that it's like,yeah, I would just tell him that,
like, hey, you know what, sometimes people will pretend to be
your friend for a little while andbe nice to you. Because they're setting
you up to do something naughty later. Maybe he's naughty. It sounds weird.
Sorry, I don't want to sayI feel weird sitting naughty, Yeah,
not naughty, do something nuts nutty. I don't know how to talk
(21:27):
to it, so I don't know. But I would just be straight with
him. I think. I thinkthe more straight you are with him,
the more I'll be like yeah,mom, like I got it, or
like okay, cool because this oneteacher or this one kid in my class,
and I got weird vibes from him, Just tell and be like,
look, man, you gotta trustyour gut, trust your instincts. This
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is a good after school special podcastfor doing. Remember those after school tonight
on a very special episode. Iremember watching one of those, and till
this day, I remember that ifI'm ever writing my bike, if I'm
ever riding my bike and a carpulls over to try to kidnap me,
to just turn my bike around andride the other way, because it'll take
(22:07):
them longer to turn the car around. By then I'll be gone. What
are happening? After school specials?That was only like a small window of
time, right, And I remembermy teacher I think like my fifth grade
teacher told us that if we thatwe could die from trying a cigarette,
even for the first time. Lame. And then I was like, oh
(22:29):
no, no, oh you smokedcigarettes are used to your gross used to
sell them too. It's sell newportsbehind the church cross the street from my
high school. How did you getthem? Literally, everyone else like what
my sister co workers, Well,they weren't my co workers. They were
later, but you know my sister, all the all the hood rats were
(22:56):
staying out with Yeah. Point,good point. Anyways, I would say,
just be just be straight up inlike fourth right with your son and
and just tell him you can neverdo that whole relationship with him where you
can like just have direct conversations.Yeah I have. Okay, tell me
about your ass on your rice Ohmy rats, I said, your ass,
(23:19):
oh my as you like these cheeks. Tell me about your race.
So I just so, I justgot back from vacation. We were in
Mexico. We were in Cabo.We're this all inclusive place, which was
the only, I think the secondtime I've ever done like an inclusive,
which is so dope. So you'reat this hotel. Any food you want
(23:40):
any drink. It's like a cruise. Any food, didn't drink whatever,
you get it. Room service twentyfour hours a day, Like I can
call him like, Hey I needa six pack of water, Hey I
need three beers, Hey I wantice cream, Hey I want I would
hate to be the room service rightperson. So you can do that in
your rooms, do it at thepool, dinners, breakfast, buffets,
(24:00):
like everything, every They paid forit. The cool thing was there were
these two hotels next to each other. They were like sister properties, so
no matter which hotel you were stayingat, you could use either one of
them. Their pool, their gym, their buffets, their restaurants. Each
one has hell of different restaurants.They also this, really there's a third
property, really really nice property wayup on the hill. Yeah, looking
(24:22):
looking out at the hotel. Uh, Puebloc Oh sorry, it was a
Pueblo Bonito. And then it waseither Blanco, Rose or Sunset, So
we stayed at Blanco was white.Rose was next door it was pink,
and then Sunset was the one likeon the hill, the very fancy one
orange. Uh kind of actually yeah. So anyway, so mad one of
(24:45):
my favorite things Mexican rice huh SpanishSpanish rice, right, and what does
it look like? Normally orange?Right? So I order. I ordered
it was like, hey, tacosand of a out of Mexican rice.
I'm like, cool, let meget one of those. Brought it to
me. It was like it wasfried rice, like like Chinese fried rice.
(25:07):
It was white rice with squares ofcorn all right, squares of carrots
and little things of corn. I'mlike, this is obviously when people do
that. Yeah, this is obviouslya mistake. It's okay, I'll order
something else with Mexican rice at thenext restaurant and next whatever. Three different
meals in three different places where Ihad rice in Mexico. It was like
(25:30):
stirved fry rice. I hate whenpeople do that. I'm like, what
are you guys doing? What doyou like? Yellow? Like? Yeah,
they never make it right. No, the red rice or the orange
rice, Like, oh my god, I eat so much of that,
like at a normal tacarea. NoMexico dropped the bag on the Mexican.
Yeah, sometimes my rice comes outlike so fire. A buddy's mom made
(25:56):
the best rice. I would alwaysinvite him over to parties and like,
you know, people bring like beerfood. He would bring this huge,
like aluminum foil tray of Mexican riceat is mom made? Yeah Holser you
know, oh yeah, yeah yeah. Always anytime I invite him over,
ay man, my mom's making rice. Hell yeah, Holser bringing Yeah,
that's what I always make too.I make, Like my go to dishes
(26:17):
for taking to a party is salsa, rice beans if I have to.
I don't cook beans a lot though, or like macaroni salad or something m
macaryce salad that's touch and go.I normally don't fule people's macaroni salad.
We always make it. I don'tknow if it's a Mexican thing or if
it's just like something that my momalways made, so like it's something that
(26:41):
we always have together. But wealways have macaroni salad with our rice and
mole. It's like such a weirdmeal combination, but like we always make
that together. Well. Part ofMexico is she from, Okay, because
central like Central Mexico, Northern Mexico, Southern Mexico. It's just as different,
(27:06):
uh, food wise as like California, New York the South. Like
the food's different, the cultures aredifferent, so are different too, But
yeah, that's that's for you.Do you want me to make you some
Spanish rice, stir fry rice?Hell? Yes, okay, hell yes,
stir fry rice in Mexico. Yeah, that's insane, so mad.
All these white people go there likeyou and they're like, my love,
(27:26):
this is Spanish rice. I've neverhad it so good, I know,
except you actually know what it is. I absolutely know. But no other
than other than that rice. Thefood was very Mexican and very very good.
You know. You go like,just like you said, you go
to some places and they go,we need to kind of like scale the
food down for the tourists, likemaybe not as spicy, maybe not as
(27:48):
whatever. No, so good.I can't wait to go. Hell's yes,
and I got some burn, ofcourse I did, God damn it.
All right? A third who cares? Third gen z guilty? They
feel guilty while they're on vacation forlike not working. They feel guilty not
working while they're on vacation. Oh, let me tell you what I did
on vacation. So before we left, I've only this isn't the second time
(28:10):
I've ever done this, So fussyourself. Huh, what what did you
say? What I'm gonna rewind thatfind out what you said. So I
turned my notifications off on my workemail. I said any bounce back said
like, I'm out of the country. I don't have any internet access.
Boom. Same thing with my Gmailbecause people who don't reach me at work
they go to my Gmail. SoBoom, sorry, Gmail, out of
(28:33):
the country. I'll get back toeverybody Monday. And then I disconnected the
all my mail alerts on my phonekept my phone in airplane mode the whole
time. I only got two textmessages from work. One was from somebody
we work with who needed to borrowthe studio, like, Hey, are
you guys gonna be used the studiotoday. I'm like, no, dude,
we're on vacation, go ahead andenjoy it. The other one was
(28:56):
actually from our boss, which Ibecause he's so cool, I let it
slide. But he's like, hey, man, I need the password for
the for the radio station Instagram accountsda da da da da. Oh yeah,
because he asked me too, Yeah, and I don't have it.
It's not coming up on my phone. But because I normally right him now,
(29:17):
but I'm like, well, can'tyou just contact so and so who's
in who's in office this week?He's all right, yeah, yeah,
I'll get ahold of him. Sothat was the only only got one work
text the entire time. And itfelt so good. It felt so good
just to be way. I didn'teven look at it the radio station Instagram.
Really yeah, I didn't look atour Instagram. I look at the
show on Instagram. I posted acouple of things from my Instagram and then
(29:38):
shut my phone right back off.So good. It was so good to
be away from like anything digital.Yeah. Me and my Chinese Rice in
Mexico. Jesus, all right,I went shooting, you did? Yeah?
I did a little pew pe withthe big gun too big ones in
(29:59):
Atlanta. Yeah, and in Uh, I was in a claiko. Okay,
I went by. I went byLato's old high school and Sierra went
there also. Did you hear that? Uh listen, see I got another
one in her. Yeah, listento this. Wait. That was so
(30:21):
rude of you to say, butthat's on me. That was me.
Whoa holy cow? What gun isthat? I don't know? Fucking Are
you looking through the scope? No? Yeah, I wasn't looking through it
(30:48):
because your target is pink, thoughI would have been insulted. Yeah,
I think target. No, Ipicked it out. Okay, cool,
Look how I did though, youdid pretty good when we were shooting.
Look at that all body shots,A few in the head, two in
one right in the middle. He'sgot a lot of lung problems. Yeah,
you gave him some some breathing issues. I think it's like an AR
(31:14):
or something. Does that look likean AR? Yeah, you gotta ask.
Let me see it. Look there'sanother picture. You can see it
a little better right there. Jeez. I was almost too scarred to shoot
this. Oh my god, Iwas. So we went in there.
I said, I didn't shoot itfirst. The person I went with shot
at first, and I was standingbehind him, and I think, just
(31:41):
like standing behind the what's it calledrange, the like just like the one
that we were, And we wereright next to a wall, so we
were like on one of the endsand I'm standing behind him, and he
started shooting and I could feel theair hit me real standing behind him from
(32:02):
the from the gun, and itwas so loud it was like making me
flinch. Every time he shot.It was like it was like echoing times
ten behind him and coming towards me, and so I was like, oh
my god. And then we hadthese cheapass like ears on that what they
(32:23):
call it didn't work protection. Theear protection. I feel like it wasn't
as soundproof as other ones I've usedbefore. So I was like standing there
and I'm thinking, I don't thinkI can shoot this, like it looks
it's so loud, and it justfeels so powerful. I don't think I
(32:45):
can shoot this. And then heputs it down. Then it certainly looks
back and he's like, you wantto know, you want to go?
And I was, And then Iwas like thinking to myself, I'm gonna
shoot it once. I don't likeit, then I'll put it down.
So I shot it once and itwas not as bad as I thought it
(33:07):
was gonna be. Like, itwasn't even it wasn't as loud. I
didn't feel like I could smell thegunpowder though, like that like burned my
nostrils. It was. It wasjust so I feel like it was so
much and it went just like itwas just so powerful. It was like
a gun that was I think itwas it's an R or something or other.
(33:29):
It looks intense. Yeah, letme text, Okay, let's wrap
up this podcast on Instagram at Strawberryand Lazette. I'm at Lazette Love l
I z E T t E lO v E. I'm at Strawberry Radio.
We'll talk to you next time.In peace,
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