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Speaker 1 (00:00):
On episode sixty seven of the Mexican Ginger Podcast, we
talked about Offset and Sabrina Carpenter, trying to drive a
tesla around Austin, serial murderers, and more.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
All coming up next. It's podcast time. It's the Strawberry
and What's that Mexican Ginger podcast not suitable for a
younger audience, reporting live from Austin, Texas.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
It's the Strawberry and Lazette Mexican Ginger Podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Not intended for younger audiences.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Can we start with the with the tesla because I
also have updates on the serial murderer.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
I mean, it's all you.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
So no, there's all I mean, there's us. There's stuff
we got to talk about with our trip.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
I feel like nothing. I feel like all I've been
doing is working and eating. You're the one that went
on an adventure this morning and came back here. You're like,
oh my god, so much. Okay, So like, okay, go,
we're in this. We're in this awesome hotel.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
And at the hotel they have a bunch of different
teslas up front that you can borrow, you can demo.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Right, there's a cyber truck, there's.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
The there's a cyber truck up.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
The cyber truck. There's a cyber truck.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
There's a Yeah, were seen a cyber truck.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
We drove past it when we left hotel today. Because
here's the thing. They have four teslas.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
Iyber truck. I bet you was the one that's being
demoed the most. That's why it's never there.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
So when I took one, I took the why what
did I take the why? Anyway, when I took that
and I came back, the three spots were filled. They
I think they pulled the cyber truck out of the
garage anyway, so you can you can demo it for
an hour, up to four hours. And so I talked
to the guy this morning, like, Yo, how do I
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demo this tesla? I want to go grab something to
eat because the beautilef fiance's asleep, Lasett's asleep. I'm like,
I'm hungry, I want to go eat. Guys like, just
scan the QR code. You have it for an hour.
If you want to extend it, just give me a call.
I'm like, hell, yeah, I've never been in a test.
I mean I've been in a tesla. I've never driven
a tesla.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Yeah, I'm either, So you fill out a.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Bunch of paperwork, you download the app, so I know
Tesla has all my info, like they have my They
got everything right.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
So I get in the car. Stupid me. Stupid me
for thinking.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
I could just hop into a robot car from the
future and just hit the star button and go.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
I get in.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
Did it make you do? Like a tutorial?
Speaker 2 (02:06):
I should have taken the tutorial.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
But there's it's a steering wheel and a huge iPad
and that's the end. You have a blinker left blinker,
right blinker. But there's no on start shift, there's nothing.
So I get in there and I'm like, well, how
do you start this thing? And so I've been I've
driven hybrids before, so I know that like once you
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hit the gas it just goes. So I'm playing around
with the iPad. I figure out that I need to
like step on the brake and then like go. So
I'm going, but it took it take me a while,
like freaking get out of there, like this is kind
of cool.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
So I'm driving. It's got good pickup and everything.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
I drive ten minutes, get to the little cafe where
I'm going to eat, and I can't figure out how
to turn it off because you're sitting in there and
the car you can hear the engine or whatever's still turning.
And I'm like, I don't know ten minutes ten, I
was sitting there from ten thirty to ten forty one.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
Why did it take you so long? Why didn't you
just google it?
Speaker 2 (03:04):
I ended up googling how to turn this freaking testlae.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
Okay, see, just like a man. Yeah, you want to
just try to figure everything out by yourself. I know
so bad, Like you're you're so I don't need help.
I know what I'm doing all the time. Like you
know how much time you would have saved if you
would have just been like, hey.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Siri, Yeah, hey Google or tech minute real.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
Quick, never mind Siri, I don't need anything.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
And I admitted, I admitted it was my fault for
thinking I could jump in this like UFO from the
future and just take off.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Yeah, it's I admit my fault.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
I was in a I don't even feel bad for you.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Just wait.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
And so I'm googling and there's this YouTube videos like
here's how you turn off your Tesla. Go to your iPad,
go to setting or sorry safety scroll all the way
down and then hit like a power off button.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
I'm like, that's that's a lot of work. It's a
lot of work. So I'm like, fine, whatever, hit that,
get out, go inside, like.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Hey, what's going on? They go cool, we want to
eat something? And I'm like, yeah, I want something to eat.
So I'm sitting there and I'm like, wow, this parking
lot sounds pretty dangerous because people are honking at each other.
Like what's going on in this parking lot? People are
always honking. So I'm sitting there waiting for my food
server comes back. She goes, do you own a great tesla?
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And I'm like yeah. She goes, that's your tesla up front?
Like yeah, she goes, it's honking and it's scaring the
customers on the patio. I just thought you should know
that your car is honking. I'm like, oh, it's my
car that's honking the parking lot. I'm like, wow, what
a wild ass car parking lot. So I'm like, oh, yeah, yeah,
my bad. So I walk out. Remember I hit the
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safety button in the power off button? Yeah, And so
I walk out. The hazards are going I'm like, how
did I turn the hazards on and the car is
still like on running the he So I get in,
pull up some more youtubes. I'm texting Tesla. I'm like,
how do I turn this thing off? And the flashers
are going I don't even know how to do that.
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So again I'm youtubing and googling how to do that
this thing they call me.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
I'm like, how do I do this?
Speaker 1 (05:03):
And they walk me through, well, here's what you do,
and here's what you do, and by the way, you're
supposed to return the car now in like half hour.
I'm like, dude, I just got to the cafe and
I just ordered like it's taken me forever to turn
it off, and they go, we'll extend your time.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Don't worry.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
She goes, but do you have time to get to
a Tesla charging port or whatever. I'm like, I'm like, no,
like I gotta go, and she goes, well that, oh,
by the way, they can see me, they see where
I'm at.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
They go, yeah, we see that you're at the cafe,
and we see you're parked.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
She goes, yeah, there's a there's a Tesla you know,
charging port, like right across the street. She goes, that's
part of the demo drive, you're required to charge it
before you return it. I'm like, oh yeah, in that case,
I guess I can do that. They go okay, and
I'll extend your time. You just got to like log
on and do something.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
Did the car because it was it was like just
going off while you were sitting inside the cafe. Did
that drain a lot of battery?
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Maybe because I got the car at twenty and when
I got out of the cafe was down to nineteen,
So maybe it did. So the cars honking at people
on the patio flashers are going, I don't know how
I'm youtubing how to drive this thing and turn this
thing off. So I get back in the cafe, finish
dinner or whatever, breakfast, get back in the freaking Tesla,
and I'm like, cool, let me find out where this
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charging port is.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
So I look up, that's the address Tesla setting me.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
I'm like, coolest, Literally just across the freeway, get on
big ass parking lote. I drive to the things and
it says charging port. People who have Tesla's probably already
know where this story is going. It says charging port.
So I pull up to a charging port and it says,
all right, we'll tap your card or enter your charge
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part charging port code code.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
And I'm like, I don't have a car code. What
the fuck.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
So I'm reading this, I'm like, all right, well, I
guess I got to like pay for electricity. So I
take my credit card out, tap it and then I
it's like, oh, this thing's not working.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
It's not working whatever. I'm like, what the fuck?
Speaker 1 (07:04):
So I go inside the car again, and now I'm
looking up how to charge this Tesla and I'm texting
the helpline. I'm like, bro, help me, I need to
charge this thing. And I get an alert on my phone.
He goes, hey, Chase detected fraud. Did you just spend
seventy three dollars at a viral? It was like socialviral
dot com And I go no. And that was a
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pop up ad that came up with I was trying
to download a charging port account some shit I don't know.
And so it's like, all right, cool, don't worry, we're
turning off your card. I'm like, no, no, no, no, don't
turn off my card. And it goes we'll send you
a new card in three.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
To seven days. Oh no, And I'm like damn it.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
And then the Tesla's making noises like once once you
power this car down, you can't restart it because you're
you're overdue, like you know, you had to return it
to the hotel by Now all this shit's going wrong,
and I'm like, well fuck, so I call Tesla. I'm like,
hey man, i'm at a charging heart. I need to
extend my return. I turned the car off. Now I
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can't turn it back on. And he's like, yeah, okay,
no worries, all extend it. He's like, yeah, I see
you're at the whatever Walgreens parking lot and I'm like,
I think I may be at the wrong charging place.
He's like, does it say Tesla Supercharge. I'm like, no,
it says charging port. He's like, yeah, that's the wrong place.
You gotta go to the Tesla area. I'm like, all right,
I probably need the other end of the other end
of the parking lot.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
He's like yep. And so he's like, oh, I see
what you're doing.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
Okay, so just back it out and from whatever like
satellite office, he's at he go. He's watching me, and
he's like okay, yeah, so back out of the stall.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
Okay. At the stops. I make a left, go past
that building.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
See the building on your left, Yeah, make a left
there and you'll see the chargers on your right.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
I'm like, this guy knows where the fuck I am.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
That's scary, super scary. So I pull up to the
charging thing. He's like, the cool thing is you can
just pull up to the He's like, you got to
back in. I said okay, and he goes, you can
just pull up to the charging things and hit a
button and it'll reverse in for you. And I'm like, oh,
I want to try that. And so I couldn't find
the button. I'm like, dude, I know how to reverse it.
I'll just I'll do this myself. So I reversed in again.
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My fault for not reading the owner's manual, thinking I
could just jump into a spaceship and hit go. My fault.
So I back in, put the thing on charger. I'm like,
do I have to do anything? He's like, no, hit
this button and hit this button and then when you're done,
just put it back and go. I'm like, I can
do that.
Speaker 3 (09:24):
So I'm like, how do you have to pay for that?
Speaker 1 (09:26):
No, that's why I asked. And I'm like do I
need a credit card? He's like, no, no, it's all Tessa's
paying for it. It's all part of your demo drive.
And the car is free from the hotel, right, and
so Tessa's like, yeah, we'll pay for the electricity. So
I back in, put the charger thing on, and I'm
waiting for like ten minutes, and it's charging up fast.
But again it's I got my to go smoothie for
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my fiance and her green juice. And I left the
hotel like what ten fifteen, it's noon now, Like it
just just taking so long to operate this car, and
I'm like, I don't want to sit in this parking
lot for hell of long. So I sat there for
ten minutes and then I'm looking through the Tesla app
and it goes to have the car drive itself or
whatever the fuck it's called. It's called like supervised Auto
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something or other. It's like to have the car drive itself.
Enter the address and hold down this blue button. And
I'm like, that's what I really want to do. I
want this car to drive itself. And so I'm like cool,
the hotel was like two freeway egsits away. I'm gonna
type in the address. And then so I put the
charging thing back, get in the car. I'm like, here
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we go. I spent all this headache. This is this
is the payoff. Put the thing in, hold the button
and it goes all right. To confirm that you want
the space lords to drive your car for you, like
double tap the brake or tap the brake or something
like that. I'm like, yes, drive my car, and it says, okay,
put your hands on the wheel.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
I'm like, all right, put my hand on the wheel,
and he goes fucking driving through the dude, it's driving
through the parking lot.
Speaker 3 (10:55):
You have to put your hands on the wheel.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
I think it may have been like to start, but
then what I I wanted to film it, So I
with my other hand. I get my cell phone and
I'm like texting you and then I'm trying to take
selfies and my hand it's it's barely it's loose. It's
just barely like fingertips, wiji board touching it so much
so like you know, like as the car's turning, the
wheel like it's just sliding over my hands. My hand,
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I have one hand on it, and I'm like, this
is cool. So it's navigating through the parking lot, turns
on the I don't know why I was so impressed
with this, turns on the blinker when it wants to
go left, turns on the blinker when it wants to
go right, shuts the blinker off immediately. It's waiting at
a stop sign. It's waiting for the cross traffic, and
I'm like, this is freaking cool.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
Jumps on the.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
Little freeway zoom takes off like the car is driving itself,
like I know I'm late to the party.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
It's the coolest freaking thing.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
We gotta do this tomorrow, like now that I know
how those pharcles that you got to drive this thing tomorrow, Like,
you gotta have to let it drive yourself.
Speaker 3 (11:51):
What if they don't let me because my license expired?
Speaker 1 (11:55):
You're fine, Actually, you're probably not fine because you do
have to upload a photo of your ID. Jeff Bezos
has my now or not? Jeff Bezos.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
D now? So the cool thing is so I'm like, yo,
go to the go to the hotel.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
It drives me to the hotel, speeds up on the freeway,
switches lanes, and do it.
Speaker 3 (12:10):
I would have been had so much anxiety because on
the way up to the hotel.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
Uh huh, there's this.
Speaker 3 (12:16):
Kind of narrow, windy road like up a mountain side.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
Yeah, yeah, I would.
Speaker 3 (12:21):
Have been terrified of the Tesla doing that, of the
car driving itself through that, it.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
Was super cool. So it comes to the it.
Speaker 3 (12:29):
Drives off the cliff.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
Well, then that's that's why I got your seat built.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
So it drives up to the Tesla parking area where
where the three Teslas are, but now they're all full.
There's a cyber truck and a I don't know the
letters the other Teslas are there, drives up, stops, immediately
goes you know what, we gotta go to the parking garage.
Instead makes a right turns it into the parking lot,
parking garage. It's going up the parking garage ramps. I
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don't know what it's looking for, but it's going and
going in like it kind of stops at one point,
like in the valet area, and I think because there
were cones in the valet spots.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
It just stopped.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
So I'm like, I don't think we're supposed to stop here.
So I tap the gas a little bit and it's
like all right, and it keeps going and then it
stops again, and I'm like, I don't think it knows
where to park in the parking garage, so I take over.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
We accidentally, me and the Tesla run over a couple
of the traffic cones, and then I drive the thing out.
Now I'm in charge.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
I drive it out to like the front of the
valet and I'm like, let them, let them do with it,
and I and now I know how to turn the
car off, So then I hit all the freaking buttons
turn the car off, and I'm like, hey, cool, thanks man.
Two hours later, it's supposed to be like a forty
five minute thing.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
Took me forever. Such a hassle, but having the car
drive itself worth it, Worth the headache, that's scary. Worth it.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
But now my debit card is canceled because I try
to download a charging app for the charge port. It's like, nope,
we're gonna sign you up for some weird like Russian
a spam.
Speaker 3 (14:01):
So was that charge port like a scammy, a fake
charging port or how did that happen?
Speaker 2 (14:06):
I don't know what I think.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
So the charging port was real because people were charging,
but I went online to download the charging port app
and I think I went to a weird website that goes,
all right, cool, bro, we're taking all your credit card info.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
So again, that's my bad. Interesting that one's on me,
But dude, that thing was cool. Okay. So we're in Austin.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
In case you didn't listen the last couple of podcasts.
We're out here in Austin visiting some of the iHeart
stations out here that we work for. And before Lasette
and I had this trip, more bodies were found in
this lake called Lady Bird Lake, which we can see
from the studio here, the iHeart studio.
Speaker 3 (14:48):
We can see it. Is that from.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
Outside it's that's that water. I believe that's that water,
isn't it look or maybe it's downtown. No, my bad,
my bad, we can see it from downtown. I was
looking at it last night.
Speaker 3 (14:59):
I was like a thought, scratch, is that by the river?
Speaker 1 (15:01):
You're right, scratch that we're by the river. I saw that.
I saw it last night. So we're in town and
we are asking everybody. Bro, there's been nineteen bodies pulled
out this lake over the last couple of years. Every like,
all these articles are coming out saying there's a serial murder, Like,
what do you know, why do you call it.
Speaker 3 (15:17):
A serial murderer? It really bothers me.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
Me too, I don't know why I say that a
serial killer, like you.
Speaker 3 (15:23):
Even posted it on Instagram. I'm like, it's not a
serial murderer, it's a serial killer. And why does he
keep saying that?
Speaker 1 (15:30):
So Lazette is asking everybody, all of our waiters, bartenders,
freaking uber drivers, lift drivers, and everyone's got opinions on
what's really going on? Yeah, and everybody like you and
I are thinking there's something going on and the cops
are covering it up.
Speaker 3 (15:48):
Yeah I think it's a cop.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (15:51):
So far, a lot of people have kind of been
saying the same thing that either A, huh, there's no
serial killer, uh huh, and like, oh the cops confirmed it,
like no suspicious activity, no feul play, nothing like that.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
Or B.
Speaker 3 (16:10):
They're like, oh, yeah, I think it's a woman.
Speaker 2 (16:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (16:15):
So at first I thought it was like like a
Jeffrey Dahmer like gay thing. And then people started saying
because I don't know if I just made this up
or if I saw it somewhere that that drinks were
being spiked at like two different gay clubs. Maybe this
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is a completely different like situation, but I correlated it
with the serial killer, and I thought that's what was happening,
that their drinks were being spiked and then they you know,
get lured out or whatever and like.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
Blah blah blah.
Speaker 3 (16:51):
So at first I thought it was like a gay
serial killer.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
Sure.
Speaker 3 (16:57):
Then a lot of these, a lot of the men
out here, think that it's a woman. And then we've
heard also that it she goes after like or they
go after college aged men. They all kind of have
like the same look, the same physical characteristics or whatever.
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Apparently some of them are like badly beaten, some are not.
So there's a lot of different stories. But you mentioned
that you heard a new one.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
Yeah, but hold on, what about so when we were
going to sushi, one uber driver said lift driver sorry, said.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
Freaking there's a Facebook group.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
There's like a Facebook group and everyone's trying to like
slooth it out.
Speaker 2 (17:47):
That was a young kid. What did he say?
Speaker 3 (17:48):
No, No, that was the girl.
Speaker 2 (17:50):
The girl? Okay, what did the kids say? The guy
Octavia or whatever?
Speaker 1 (17:53):
When we were on the way to suit It's something
we're like, yo, that's new information.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
I don't remember Facebook.
Speaker 3 (18:00):
We've talked to so many people at remember, and.
Speaker 2 (18:02):
Then we went to the mall yesterday.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
So sad because again Lizette and I and my fiancee
are asking everybody about it because it's big news out here.
The guy who moved from Cuba and he's living here
in Austin, Texas, he said he was the barber shop
and the barber who chterms up his beard. The barber's
brother was one of the victims that they pulled out
of the lake. And he's like, yo, yeah, like it's real,
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and like my barber, like his family is mourning because.
Speaker 2 (18:30):
Yeah, one of the guys, yeah, died. Okay.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
So last night, last night we go to dinner, Lazette
goes back to the hotel. My fiancee wants to go
out downtown, so she and I go downtown and she's like, yo,
let's find Maybe I shouldn't say the hotel, so don't
ask me the name. So we go to this rooftop
bar pool hotel thing, and so we're hanging out.
Speaker 2 (18:53):
I mean, the city is beautiful.
Speaker 1 (18:55):
At night, lights are up and everything, and that's where
we see the water from. We see the lake from there,
and we're like cool, cool. Cool, And the guy comes
over like, hey, everybody, I know you're you're having fun.
Just we're gonna shut down the pool area and like ten,
you know, at eleven o'clock, like like ten minutes such,
you know, you can finish your drinks inside.
Speaker 2 (19:10):
We're like cool, cool, cool. So we're hanging out.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
We're looking for the next place to go, and so
as we're walking out, we ask him like, hey, we're looking.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
For some live music. What do you think? What do
you think?
Speaker 1 (19:19):
He's giving us some directions and we're like cool, thanks
for your help. I have another question for you, in
your unofficial opinion. Because I know you're working right now,
I don't know what you can tell me. What do
you think about the serial killer? The dude looks around
and he goes, they're trying to sweep it under the rug,
but there's something going on here and I'm like, oh.
Speaker 3 (19:37):
Because that's why I think it's a cop.
Speaker 1 (19:39):
He goes, he goes, yeah, the cops were investigating. The
FBI was out here.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
I'm like, wait a minute, the FBI was out here.
He's like yeah, it was like four in the afternoon.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
Because he's on the rooftop, He's like and there's a
you can see like the water and in the bridge.
He's like yeah, he's like four in the afternoon and
all these black SUVs and vans with lights on them
shut down, like the odes and the bridge, like they
blocked off the whole bridge and all these people with
lights and cameras stuff like that.
Speaker 2 (20:07):
They're searching down in the water for Oh.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
Sorry, I'm confusing too, Storry. Sorry, Sorryorry. Four twenty is
a different day. He's like, yeah, I was all the FBI,
like black vans, black SUVs. They're shining all these lights
in the water, like right over the bridge, like they
were looking for something all day and they were in
town for a couple days and just disappeared. And he's like,
they say it's nothing, but it's like the FBI isn't
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gonna come out here for just nothing, like okay, weird.
Speaker 2 (20:35):
He's like, then, I'm on the citizen app. I'm here working.
Speaker 1 (20:38):
My citizen app goes off it's like four fifteen, four
to twenty in the afternoon, saying that there's a body
that was found. He's pointing right there right not in
the water, but like on the.
Speaker 2 (20:49):
River bed, like like in the trees, bushes.
Speaker 1 (20:51):
He's like, I don't know if it's related, but like
they find they find bodies in the water, and then
now they find a body just outside the water. He's like,
it could just be like a coincidence, but like it's
on the citizen aap, like there's a dead body right
next to the water.
Speaker 2 (21:05):
He's like, bro, there's something going on.
Speaker 1 (21:06):
And so he's telling us this while he's like walking
us out of the pool area.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
He was dope, but my dude, I don't know the
FBI was involved.
Speaker 1 (21:13):
He's like, yeah, they came in, they looked around, and
they left. But everybody thinks. Everybody thinks there's a cover up.
He also thought that it was a cop. He's like,
I think it might be somebody who works with law enforcement.
He's like, but it's been going for so many years.
I don't know if it's somebody who's an Austin resident,
somebody who came to Austin to relocate, or just has
(21:35):
a summer house here, because you'll go a couple months
without like a disappearance and then boom, it pops up,
like it's been going on for so many years, Like
it's somebody who either lives here or travels here.
Speaker 2 (21:44):
But I'm like, I didn't know the FBI were involved.
Speaker 3 (21:47):
That's crazy crazy, So okay, we were wondering what exactly Okay,
because people were saying or at least investigators or whatever
we're trying to pass off that like, oh, it's just
drunk people falling in the water because it's close to downtown.
People are getting fucked up. You leave, they're walking around
the hotel.
Speaker 2 (22:05):
Guy didn't buy that at all.
Speaker 3 (22:06):
They die.
Speaker 2 (22:07):
Yeah, so.
Speaker 3 (22:09):
You were there kind of. I know it was night time,
so I don't know how much you could see. I've
never been to the area. What does the lake and
its surroundings actually look like? Like could it make sense?
Not even though I still don't think this happened, this
is what happened, But could it make sense that drunk
people from downtown are wandering to the lake and falling
(22:31):
in or is it like a park or what does
it look like a park?
Speaker 1 (22:36):
I mean, it's like a lake in the middle of downtown,
so like think lake merit. Okay, and you know right
by in Oakland. We'll go down either tonight or tomorrow.
We'll go down and check the area out. But like, sure,
maybe like one or two drunk people can fall in,
but like nineteen and some of them are beat up,
Like I don't think so. So we are also talking
to one of our lyft drivers about who move from Milwaukee, Wisconsin.
(23:00):
We were talking about the serial killer out here. She goes, oh, yeah,
there's a serial killer when I was like living in
in you know, in college in Milwaukee, and I'm like, really,
he's like, yeah, dressed up like a clown, like fucking
John Wayne Gacy.
Speaker 3 (23:13):
That you kept saying that, but that didn't make sense
to me because she was so young.
Speaker 2 (23:17):
Yeah, I did.
Speaker 1 (23:17):
That's the why I googled right now, John Wayne Gacy,
you know, murdering between nineteen seventy two and nineteen seventy eight.
Speaker 2 (23:24):
So she wasn't in college and.
Speaker 3 (23:25):
She was like twenty five.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
Yeah, but there's some other killer clown in the Wisconsin
area that I guess was like in they would go,
the driver would play volleyball at this park where the
guy was like getting all his victims. So she's like,
he was probably watching me in my college girls. Yeah, girls,
murderers are crazy. Yeah, Okay, So here's my complaint about Austin,
(23:52):
and Lizette's heard me talk about it for three days.
They do not know how to handle air conditioning. So
starting with our flight, that was the coldest flight I've
ever been on leaving Sacramento.
Speaker 2 (24:03):
Yeah, for freezing. So it's three hour flight. Everybody's freezing.
Speaker 1 (24:07):
We're looking around, everyone kind huddled up, and it's almost
like we almost land in.
Speaker 2 (24:11):
My fiance asks the flight atten. She goes, is there
a way to adjust the air, like it's really cold?
And she goes, yeah, it is.
Speaker 1 (24:17):
I'm gonna go talk to the captain and she turned
it up a couple of degrees or whatever.
Speaker 2 (24:21):
But freezing. Yeah, So because.
Speaker 1 (24:24):
It's so humid out here, and where's the temperature, it's
like it's in the where are we at?
Speaker 2 (24:28):
It's eighty something right now. Austin feels that if it's
eighty outside.
Speaker 3 (24:34):
Right now, it's eighty seven.
Speaker 2 (24:35):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (24:36):
They figure if it's eighty seven outside, it has to
be like sixty seven inside. So whether you walk into
a restaurant, the mall, you get into somebody's car they
have the AC blasting, it's like, it doesn't need.
Speaker 3 (24:50):
Sixty one percent humidity.
Speaker 2 (24:52):
You don't need to do the two extremes.
Speaker 1 (24:54):
You don't need to be as and they don't know
how to deal with their ag simes.
Speaker 3 (24:58):
I get when we get into some of these like
ubers and lyfts, and it's like like they have like
the wind. It's one thing to have like the ac on,
but it's on very very low, so it's just keeping
the car cool. Yeah, but they'll have it like blowing.
Speaker 2 (25:13):
It's ridiculous. It's ridiculous.
Speaker 3 (25:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (25:16):
Maybe we're we're climatize.
Speaker 1 (25:19):
We're from California, so we're climatized to like hot and
we know how like your your AC.
Speaker 2 (25:24):
Can be like seventy three degrees and still be nice.
They have it like they have it so like even
here in the studio it's freezing.
Speaker 3 (25:30):
Yeah, it is cold in here. It's weird because it's
cold in here, but it's like stuffy.
Speaker 2 (25:37):
Yeah. I think that's the humidity.
Speaker 3 (25:39):
It's like it's weird. It's feels it smells like and
feels like it would be like damp in here.
Speaker 2 (25:47):
Uh huh, yeah, I don't know you. First off, I
was on the flight out here.
Speaker 1 (25:57):
I'm with two five foot one individuals and all six
foot of me is crammed in the middle seat like
super uncomfortable.
Speaker 2 (26:06):
It was so uncomfortable.
Speaker 3 (26:08):
Why you were crammed?
Speaker 1 (26:09):
I was. I don't fit well in those things. I
have long legs. I don't fit well in those things.
Speaker 2 (26:14):
And I always tell you're talking.
Speaker 3 (26:15):
Just about airplane seats in general, or are you saying
because of the way we were both sitting next to you?
Speaker 2 (26:19):
Maybe that? But also in general the middle seat sucks.
Speaker 3 (26:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (26:22):
So if I'm on the aisle or the window, I
can lean one way, but I'm stuck. You fell asleep
on the fucking trade table, which they say they say,
never do that.
Speaker 3 (26:32):
I always sleep like that with your face on the
trade table. My face wasn't on it. That's why I
had my arms like this. I'm sleeping on my arms.
But I sleep because I can't sleep sitting up. Yeah
the chair, and the chair doesn't go back enough for
me to like feel like I don't have to hold
my head up. Okay, so I could I put the
(26:55):
chair back, but it's not enough for me to fully
just like relax my body and fall asleep because I
still feel like I'm having to like hold myself up
to keep from falling over. So I sleep on the
trade table sometimes the same way I would fall asleep
in class on the desk.
Speaker 2 (27:13):
Yeah, at least they clean the desks. I don't think
they ever cleaned the trade tables.
Speaker 3 (27:17):
Yeah, but I didn't put my face on it. Okay,
all right, have you been waiting three days to call
me out on that?
Speaker 2 (27:23):
Not call you out?
Speaker 1 (27:23):
I'm just gonna say, like on all the like flight
attendants say, never do this on the flight, Like a
lot of them say, don't.
Speaker 2 (27:29):
Vog and fall asleep on the trade table.
Speaker 3 (27:31):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (27:31):
I wasn't waiting to call you out. I just wanted
to bring it up.
Speaker 3 (27:33):
I had a sweatshirt on, my hoodie was over my face.
I had even pulled this way more to cover this
side of my face. And Anna was laying on my arms.
Speaker 2 (27:44):
Nice.
Speaker 1 (27:45):
Okay, so we have a Where are we at?
Speaker 2 (27:49):
I guess in an hour?
Speaker 1 (27:50):
Oh, we got to leave here in a half hour.
We're going to like a cool client salespeople meet and greet.
It's gonna go for two hours. So you wanna you
want to go get a cigar tonight? You're gonna get
your cigar tonight? Do you want to say that for tomorrow?
Speaker 3 (28:03):
I'm not going to smoke it here.
Speaker 1 (28:05):
Oh I thought you're gonna get it that's why you
the guy who said, like the Romeo and Juliet cigars
is the one that you want.
Speaker 3 (28:11):
I mean we could, but then I don't want my
stuff to smell like cigar in my suitcase.
Speaker 1 (28:19):
Okay, okay, So after after the meet and greet, you
want to like head downtown and like do the do
like the dirty Sixth Street and the rainy We.
Speaker 3 (28:27):
Have to come back here and work.
Speaker 2 (28:31):
See this vacation not vacation.
Speaker 3 (28:33):
Why you wanted a podcast? We could have been doing
other things this whole.
Speaker 1 (28:35):
Time because I wanted to talk about this test. I
mean credit card information.
Speaker 3 (28:41):
We could have done that tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (28:42):
It was hot, so busy, hot in my brain. It
was hot in my brain.
Speaker 1 (28:46):
Oh yeah, we're doing Vanits tomorrow too.
Speaker 3 (28:49):
Heck yeah, we're not gonna have a whole lot of time.
Speaker 1 (28:54):
Oh that's what I wanted to tell you, So offset
off set. I don't know how he came out and
wanted to make this announcement that he loves Sabrina Carpenter,
that he loves Sabrina Carpenter.
Speaker 2 (29:07):
Shoot world Star posts so much.
Speaker 1 (29:09):
I saw this in the car the other day and
I was reading the comments.
Speaker 2 (29:12):
Oh here it is so.
Speaker 1 (29:14):
This has offset reveals he has a crush on Sabrina Carpenter.
So I go to the comments. Damn it, all the
funny ones are gone. Big news for the unemployed. This
divorce is clearly taking a toll on him. Bruh. And
it's weird that he he says he has this crush
on Sabrina Carpenter right when Cardi B Is posting that
(29:34):
Stefan Diggs rented a castle in France for her.
Speaker 2 (29:37):
Did you see the castle? They're standing? So he's obviously
taking this breakup pretty He has.
Speaker 3 (29:42):
Been since like the beginning, Yeah, every time, because I
think he knows. I don't know. It's very weird. He
didn't appreciate her when he had her.
Speaker 2 (29:56):
He cheated on our hello times, hell of times.
Speaker 3 (29:59):
And after the first few times, right, like I think
you should know that, Carti B. She made like obviously,
sure it it, I'm sure it hurts, I'm sure she's
cried over it, whatever the case. But she's not gonna
be sad girl moping around forever, and she's especially not
(30:22):
gonna do that in front of people.
Speaker 1 (30:23):
Nah.
Speaker 3 (30:23):
She moved on like she was ready to move on.
She was over it. She like you can only wait
for a man to change for so long before you
also are like, Okay, well yeah, I'm not gonna do
this anymore. And I don't know. I think she took
him back too many times to where he thought like, oh, yeah,
she's never gonna leave me.
Speaker 2 (30:42):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 3 (30:42):
They get comfortable and they think that they're never going
to get left.
Speaker 2 (30:45):
Do you remember when she was doing a concert and
he stopped the concert.
Speaker 3 (30:50):
With hell of flowers and bears and balloons. Yeah, that's
what I'm saying, Like she took him back so many times.
Speaker 1 (30:56):
Yeah, this comment says, leave Sabrina alone.
Speaker 2 (31:00):
She don't need to be someone's fifth baby mama. How
many baby moms does he have? Just Cardi B. Does
Officet have more babies?
Speaker 3 (31:06):
He does have more kids, but I don't know how
many baby moms he got?
Speaker 1 (31:09):
Sabrina over here like hard pass. Somebody said I saw
this yes day. I don't know where I can find it today.
Someone said something like I thought that like he was
forty years old and she was twenty. And then I
looked and he's only seven years older than her, but
he looks like he's eighty like something like that, Like, bro,
you're you guys are kind of the same age, but
(31:29):
you look like crap?
Speaker 3 (31:31):
Yeah, how old is he? I feel like me and
him are the same age?
Speaker 2 (31:37):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (31:37):
I know I'm older than Cardi B. Definitely ordered the
Sabrina carpenter. Me and him maybe the same ajor Like,
maybe I'm older. I wouldn't be surprised. But yeah, he
does a lot of drugs.
Speaker 1 (31:49):
Oh yeah, bet can you imaginef they hook up though?
Bobby Head? Oh Bobblehead?
Speaker 2 (31:58):
My bad? Who's bob Behead? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (32:01):
Off Set is getting trashed in these comments. Way too
old for Sabrina.
Speaker 3 (32:08):
I think he's looking for the next girl that'll keep
him relevant. He was only talked about because he was
married to Cardi B. Migos are not a thing anymore.
He became talked about when Takeoff died Recipes take Off.
He was never the popular migo like it was always Quavo. Yeah,
(32:32):
and the only reason he was not even relevant, The
only reason that he was even like cool was because
of Cardi B. Sure when they first got together, he
was more popular. Over time, he definitely became more popular. Yeah,
And I think without Cardi B, people will forget about him,
(32:59):
And so he's probably looking for like, okay, well, who's
cool right now? Yeah, Sabrina Carpenter. Sabrina Carpenter. Dating offset
is the equivalent of finding out that Kendall Jenner was
dating asap Rocky, Like, what the fuck?
Speaker 2 (33:13):
Wait, Kendall Jenner was dating asap?
Speaker 3 (33:16):
Yes, that was a thing.
Speaker 2 (33:22):
Oh, it was.
Speaker 1 (33:23):
Right around the time when Kylie first got with Tiger.
Speaker 3 (33:27):
I think, oh, back.
Speaker 2 (33:28):
When Tiger I was gonna say, uh, with Travis Scott.
Speaker 3 (33:32):
Oh, one of them, I don't know, Okay, yeah, it
was a minute ago, but yeah, they had a thing interesting.
Speaker 2 (33:39):
Interisante. All right, so I need to get a car
that drives myself. We need to find where the serial
killer is hunting out there. And then I think that
was it. Silento just got thirty years in prison.
Speaker 3 (33:55):
Mm hmm. All right, wrap it up.
Speaker 1 (34:00):
Let's wrap this up. We got some more work to do,
all right. We just wanted to check in from Austin.
Follow us on Instagram at Strawberry and Lazettes.
Speaker 2 (34:06):
You can follow her.
Speaker 3 (34:07):
I'm at lastte love l I Z E T t
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Speaker 2 (34:12):
I'm at Strawberry Radio. We'll talk to you next time. Peace,