July 3, 2025 • 35 mins
On this episode of the Strawberry And Lizette Mexican / Ginger Podcast, we talked about Strawberry being a young pyro, peeing in your sleep, funeral stories, and more!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
On episode sixty eight of the Mexican Ginger Podcast, we
talked about Lazette peeing her bed, what happens when you die, pale,
and being a young pyro. All that and more coming
up next. It's podcast time.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
It's the Strawberry and that Mexican Ginger podcast not suitable
for a younger audience.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
All right, let me start with blowing your mind. You're
ready for a mind blow?
Speaker 3 (00:22):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (00:23):
Okay. Do you remember when Michael Jackson, Yes, uh, he
did that Pepsi commercial.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
And he like caught fire.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Yes, okay, So for the people who don't remember, Michael
Jackson had a whole lot of hair product in and
he was filming this Pepsi commercial where he was gonna
dance and like behind him like all these like.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
Sparklers were like pyrotechnics.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Yes, and one of the sparks activated some of the
stuff in his hair. His hair can on fire. Was bad.
He got singed. It was bad. So that Pepsi incident,
that Michael Jackson hair on fire incident happened January twenty seventh,
nineteen eighty four. Okay, don't need to worry about that.
At the time, Michael Jackson was twenty five years old.
(01:06):
He was twenty five years, four months, and twenty nine
days old. Okay, Okay, when Michael Jackson passed away, he
passed away twenty five years, four months, twenty nine days later.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
You're using a lot of numbers that I can't keep
up with.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Right now, write him down, Okay, So when Michael Jackson
got his hair.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
Right now, I don't even know what to write down.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
I'm gonna tell you. I'm gonna tell you what's to write.
Do you need a pen because you have to see this? Oh,
I believe it.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
You write it then because it makes sense to you.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Okay, when Michael Jackson got his hair caught on fire,
uh huh, he was twenty five years, four months and
twenty nine days old. Okay, he passed away twenty five years,
four months, and twenty nine days later. That was literally
literally the halfway point of his life.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
Interesting, Literally, my mind's not blown because I feel like
that's just a like a coincidence. Like anyone could look
at anyone who's died and been like, Okay, what happens
at the halfpoint of their life? You know?
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Fair?
Speaker 3 (02:19):
Fair, And I'm sure someone will always find something granted,
that's like a drastic thing to find. Yeah, that was
like ultra shoot. That's a day that like the set
almost blew up and he hella got burned, and it
was like huge news, Like okay, I'll give you that.
That's a that's a big like oh shit, yeah big.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Uh. I was gonna say monument monumental, big milestone, like
a big milestone. It's a big thing.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
I wouldn't call it a milestone.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
But like a day later, it's like, oh yeah, Michael
Jackson was like at the in and out drive through
like nothing, no big deal, nobody cares. But it was
it was the pepsi hair caught on fire. Was the
I've been.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
Singed on your hair, like my whole face?
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Oh is that? Why? Okay? What nothing?
Speaker 3 (03:06):
Just what what's wrong with my face?
Speaker 1 (03:09):
What's wrong with your face?
Speaker 3 (03:10):
No? But that is why I refuse to light a
gas barbecue pit.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
The whole thing blew up in your face. You know
I did once. I was stupid enough. I was so stupid.
I was a little pyro when I was a kid too.
I was stupid enough.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
You fucking look like it, I know, Oh my god,
I could Like that's what I mean when I tell
you that you've looked like you were a badass fucking kid.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
Uh huh. Let me tell you all the things I
used to do with fire. Okay, first off, I was
I don't know why I wanted to hear it. I
wanted to hear what it sounded like when like you
have a lighter, like when it when it lights. So
I held it up to my ear and I flicked it,
and I'm like, okay, okay, cool. I'm holding it for
a couple of seconds and I go, well, yeah, dummy,
(03:54):
you're burning all this the hair on the side of
your head. So okay. So when okay, So when we
were kids, so every summer we would go to this
beach actually in Watsonville, right, We'd go.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
To every summer every day for an entire summer.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
So we would we had this family, we had these
family friends and whatever. It's like my mom, my parents,
and then their parents would they'd rent this beach house
at Paro Dunes in Watsonville, right, and so we'd stay
there for a week, like the last week of summer.
We realized that if you walk down the boardwalk to
like the visitor center or whatever where they sell candy,
and like whatever. They have little boxes of matches, like, hey,
(04:30):
Paro dunes matches. So we used to take these boxes
of matches, like we would clean them out and then
we would go out to the beach. And we learned
that if you take a take a match stick and
put it just so on the box of matches, you
could then flick it and the match would light, it
would strike, it would light, and then it would fly
in the air like a little fireball. So we learned
(04:52):
that if you flick it, or if you hold it
upside down, you go like that, I could throw a
lit match at you.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
Like from a use from a b a box. Okay,
you have to show that to me, because oh yeah,
I don't know how this works.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
So me, my brother and our friend Jeff would just
pockets full of match books. Hey, which one is the
one that you fold? That's a book box. Yeah, I'm sorry, sorry,
pockets full of boxes of matches. We would light matches
and just throw you fold. No, no, no, no, that's a book.
So it's a box. It's the one you slide open. Yeah. Yeah,
(05:27):
but I found a way to like roll like with
the books of matches. You wouldn't roll the match back,
not rip it off, but you would strike it and
like the whole thing would light on fire. So we
learned how to light a whole match book on fire. Also,
but we're in the sand throwing lit matches at each other,
flicking lit matches at each other, and then guess what
we were doing in the house throwing lit matches at
(05:49):
each other and flicking lit matches at.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
Each other, psycho. So I thought I was being like
when I discovered when you had the match book right,
and you take one and you fold the top back
and you light it that way in between like the
like I felt cool doing that.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
That is pretty cool though, Like yeah, so in that way,
then we're playing with matches.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
But y'all took it to a whole other level.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
Yeah. And then I'm on the beach. I dug a
little hole and then I lit something on fire. I
don't know. I think I let the whole book on
fire with something, and I'm like, I know because the
sand is soft. Again, I'm stupid kid. Because the sand
is soft, I'll light this thing on fire and then
I'll be able to like like punch it out right.
So I lit a box of matches on fire. Whatever,
and I go to like with my fist like punch
(06:31):
the sand, but like the sand gave way and so
the match didn't go out, so I burn. I still
have a scar on one of my pinkies. I don't
know which one it is because both my pinkies are
going to jacked up. I think it's this one. But
now I have a scar on my pinky because I
burned myself with a box of matches. And then don't
get me started your hairstyl stupid. I feel like.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
I used to like not have a fingerprint. Uh huh,
I can't find it. I feel like part of my
fingerprint is gone or at least just figured because I
touched the cigarette lighter in the car. Yeah, cars don't
have them anymore.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
They make those anymore.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
No, not in the newer cars.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
Those are red hot.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
I know, but you used to. You used to like
light it and then I would look at it and
you just want to touch it.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
Yeah. Yeah, that's so weird that they would do that,
Like that's so unsafe and not just like the carcin
engens of like smoking a cigarette in a car. Do
with your life what you want, but the fact that
you have a red hot thing in the car where your.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
Car literally had cigarette lighters and ash trays. Yeah, that's nuts.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
It is super nuts. They don't make cigarette lighters anymore.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
I feel like I was just somewhere. I can't remember
if I actually was somewhere or if this was a
dream that it said like no smoking.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
Huh.
Speaker 3 (07:54):
But then there was like an ash tray right there?
Was it at a place? Did we go to eat?
I can't remember actually if this was real life or not,
now that I'm trying to think about it. Was it
in Austin?
Speaker 1 (08:09):
I was gonna say, we're spoiled in California because you'll
go to other states and you can smoke indoors in some.
Speaker 3 (08:14):
Places there was like a no smoking sign.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
Uh huh.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
But also there was an ashtray.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
Might have been Austin.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
What did we do in Austin?
Speaker 1 (08:25):
Wasn't it the sushi place?
Speaker 3 (08:27):
Was it in the hotel?
Speaker 1 (08:28):
Maybe could have been in the hotel because they had cigars.
Remember I thought you were gonna get a cigar. The
guy's like, yeah, just go smoke it outside. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
I can't I cannot remember if if this was even
real life or not.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Huh.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
But I vividly remember seeing like a no smoking sign, Yeah,
and then like an ashtray right there, but like like
one of those old school like kind of like the
ones in the car that you could flip out and
then you could like flip it back in.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
Huh.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
That's why I'm so confused if that was real or not.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
Anyways, it probably was.
Speaker 3 (08:58):
What were we talking.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
About, is, oh, yeah, hairspray. Of course we did, like
the blow torch, right either, the blow torch with the.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
Right No, I've actually never done that either.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
That's pretty cool, you get it was like we had
aquinet obviously, so I had you know, you get a
lighter or a match and you just hold it and
you just spray the hairspray on it, and it just
turns into a blow torch. You know what.
Speaker 3 (09:18):
I can never figure out. And I see it in
movies all the time, and I was convinced this was
not real. But I feel like it's real, and I
just don't know how to do it. The old school
lighters that are like in the metal case with the
lid that you.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
Can zip, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (09:31):
How do you how do those stay lit? Is there
like a trick to that?
Speaker 1 (09:37):
No, it's just it's just constantly blowing, but tane.
Speaker 3 (09:41):
Because I've I've had because you seen the movies, like
the Light one of those, and then they'll just like
hold it and they'll throw it on like some gas
or whatever they're whatever building they're trying to burn down.
They throw it on the ground and it stays lit
the whole time. The last time I had, the last
and only time I had one of those, and I
was I was trying to get it to stay lit,
(10:02):
but the second I let go of the little lighter part,
it would go out.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
You probably had like one with like a safety it
was like a safety lighter, but old school zippos. I
remember holding those and throwing those two. My grandpa had one.
I used to play with it all the time.
Speaker 3 (10:15):
So it just does it by itself.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
Yeah, stays lit. It stays lit. You miss it, don't
tell me.
Speaker 3 (10:22):
The one time that I was able to play with one. Yeah,
it was like fucking faulty or something.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
Let's go get a Zippo lighter.
Speaker 3 (10:30):
Because I can never I was always like, I'm not
doing anything differently than I've seen on TV or in
the movies. How do they get it to stay lit?
Speaker 1 (10:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (10:40):
Because I always wanted to like light it and have
it stay lit and then flip it closed and it
goes out, Yeah, like they do on TV. And I
couldn't get it to do that because the second I
let go go out.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
No, you weren't the same pier as me. I did.
Speaker 3 (10:55):
Used to like to play with butterfly knives nice, A
real one?
Speaker 1 (11:00):
Nice? Those are legal? Right? One? Something is illegal? Is it?
Switchbladesf lotterfly knife ire legal? Legal? Nice?
Speaker 3 (11:07):
Played with one once?
Speaker 1 (11:08):
Hell? Yeah, did you catch yourself?
Speaker 3 (11:10):
No?
Speaker 1 (11:10):
Good job?
Speaker 3 (11:11):
Pretty good at it?
Speaker 1 (11:12):
Good job. I want to get one, just to have one.
Speaker 3 (11:15):
They're fun?
Speaker 1 (11:16):
Yeah, what is this? I wrote? Oh, Michael Jackson? I
also wanted to where was this hold off? On? Her?
Hold on? So? I mean I should have We should
have talked about this in the radio. June second. It's
June third now, but like we're at the halfway point
(11:38):
between the year No, well that too, but between twenty
is it twenty fifty? Yeah, the year twenty and twenty fifty,
So June second was the halfway point. So now every
day we move, we're closer to twenty fifty than we
are to two thousand. Doesn't that that's nuts?
Speaker 3 (11:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (11:58):
Because yeah, we're in twenty twenty.
Speaker 3 (12:00):
In twenty fifty, my son will be like my age. Now.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
Yeah, we're closer to that than did you have him
in the year two thousand? Where are you?
Speaker 2 (12:11):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (12:11):
I remember that. I remember year two thousand.
Speaker 3 (12:13):
I had him in twenty eleven.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
Okay, and we're close.
Speaker 3 (12:17):
Was graduating high school in twenty thirty.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
Dude, I thought I thought twenty thirty was in forever.
I just got a new credit card.
Speaker 3 (12:26):
It inspires in twenty thirty.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
My expiration dates twenty thirty. I'm like, that'll never come.
And I'm like, oh wait, we're halfway through twenty twenty
five now. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (12:34):
My debit card expires in December. What And I remember
getting it being like December twenty five.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
That's never gonna happen.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
That's hell a far. Yeah, dude, I used to lose
my debit card all the time. I was constantly having
to request new ones.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
I went through a period of time when I lost
it too. That's why I got this new one is
because it's when I got scammed from this stupid thing
in Austin when I tried to charge the Tesla and
I just went online to download the app.
Speaker 3 (13:05):
I'm gonna get it. I'm gonna have to. They're gonna
send me a new one soon. But yeah, I used
to always like I never had a place for my
debit card. Uh huh, back when I like first got
one and I was younger. Yeah, so I would always
put it like in pockets or in my jeans or
in my bag, or I would like leave it on
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tables and counters.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
A wallet or a purse or anything. I had a purse,
just raw dog, but I didn't have a card.
Speaker 3 (13:31):
I didn't have a wallet, so I just it was
just I didn't have a place for it to go, Okay,
So I would lose it all the fucking time. I
was constantly losing my debit card and then I'd have
to go request a new one.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
Hell no. And then one day it just stopped. I
guess one day I grew up. There's this lady who
I don't know how I feel about it. The fact
that like TikTok and social media, YouTube whatever, uh, it
gives people a cool platform. Like remember we were talking
(14:07):
about the bartender. Were you with me when we were
talking about when we were talking to the bartender in
Austin And he's like, oh, yeah, all these celebrity all
these people come in, these influencers and they do cool things.
We're like, dude, you're a bartender, you do cool stuff. Yeah, yeah,
you should make your own like you have a cool niche,
you have a good channel, Like you could make drinks,
like why I was there? Okay, Like I watched people
make drinks all the time, or like do construction all
(14:29):
the time like that.
Speaker 3 (14:30):
One like Jamaican guy. I think he's Jamaican. He always
makes cocktails. That's like literally what he does online. Yeah,
and he has a whole God damn it, what's his name?
Jamaican guy makes cocktail online. Here we go, Tipsy bartender.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
Yeah, yeah, tipsy bartender. He's dope. Yeah. So people have
interesting jobs and social media gives them a chance to
like in fighte us behind the curtain. So I like that.
But there's this woman who works in the I believe
it's the LA County Corner's office, and so she's like,
here's some of the celebrities that I saw dead. She's
(15:13):
listing off a bunch. Have a video of her if
you want, because she's talking about Kobe Whitney, Houston, Paul Walker,
and she saw them She's like, I work at the
Corner's Office and like her whole that sounds like, well
she works, that's where she works. Like they breathe, their bodies.
Speaker 3 (15:30):
Start the fucking chances you saw all of them.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
Yeah, I mean that's where the dead bodies go, she said,
Michael Jackson here to watch up play.
Speaker 3 (15:40):
I don't believe her.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
No, her entire TikTok is all is talking about like
the dead people she saw. Hold on, let me if
I can record this, Senior. So I'm just yeah, here
we go.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
I used to work for the Corner's Office for sixteen years,
so I'm just on here telling you guys stories of
my experiences there.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
So all of.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
The famous people that I've seen while working there include
Whitney Houston, Kobe Bryant, and everybody that was on the helicopter,
Paul Walker, Don Cornelius, Nipsey Hustle, there are a few more.
(16:22):
I do have another video posted where I just put
the names on there, and I'm.
Speaker 3 (16:25):
Like, why is she telling us this?
Speaker 1 (16:27):
I don't know, that's why, because I thought this was
just a one off. So I watched the video and
I saved it for the podcast. And then she always
pops up on my timeline now where she talks about like, oh,
when I saw Whitney Houston, she just looked like she
was asleep. Paul Walker when I saw him, Like she
just keeps talking about like it's gross because he was
in a car accident. Yeah, in the car cal fire.
(16:49):
She's like, nobody had any idea who this guy was,
Like he was unrecognizable. The only way they knew it
was him was because this was the body from the
driver's seat, Like that's how we knew. And then like obviously, yeah,
dental records whatever it like you it was just charred,
like it was just a as gross. So yeah, I.
Speaker 3 (17:07):
Kind of was imagine being someone like like Mariah Carey, Right,
uh huh, you die and you're in the coroner's office
and you fart, Like how embarrassing? How do we prevent
that from happening after we die? I don't want to
fart in front of people.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
You're gonna have to like get hit by a train
or something. Because if you die and like your body
is whole, that's part of the decomposition process, your body
will start off gassing. So your body that's why when
people like they when they drown, they come back up
because their bodies flow, they float and then like once
the gas is released, they go back down. But you're
(17:45):
gonna like, oh, this is so gross. This is not
my quote. There was a dude, one of the dude
that one of the I guess bodyguards that was with
Biggie or his buddy or something like that. When Biggie
Small's got pu pewed, He's like, he's dead, man, He's dead.
They're like, no, he's not, Like help him out of
the car, like, get him in the hospital. He was
like he's always dead. And the guy's like he's shit himself.
(18:05):
He shited himself, he pissed himself. Like I knew Biggie
was dead, and everyone's like trying to rush from the hospital.
I'm like, no, he's dead.
Speaker 3 (18:12):
I knew that happens.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
That you go to the bathroom on yourself.
Speaker 3 (18:15):
Yeah, my man tells me that all the fucking time.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
Just for fun, Like you sure you want that dessert?
You know what's gonna happen right if you die tonight?
Speaker 3 (18:24):
Uh? I forget how we how we talk about how
it comes up, but.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
Does happen every dead body or just like some because
I'm not looking forward to that. If it's every dead.
Speaker 3 (18:35):
Body, I think it happens to like everyone.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
Oh diying, it's so gross.
Speaker 3 (18:39):
Like you just lose all bodily function, like everything just
comes out. Yeah, let me ask Google.
Speaker 1 (18:48):
That's why I'm gonna. I'm gonna go to the bathroom
every twenty minutes, like for the rest of my life,
so that if I die there's nothing.
Speaker 3 (18:55):
Do all dead bodies defecate? Oh yeah, no, okay, so
it doesn't happen to everyone. It's common for people to
lose control of their bladder and bowels upon death as mucklescles.
Speaker 1 (19:09):
Muscles, maybe.
Speaker 3 (19:14):
Muscles the sea really threw me off, as muscles relax,
including the sphincter muscles that control these functions. This relaxation
can lead to the release of urine feces. However, not
everyone will experience this, as it depends on factors like
the amount of waste in the bowels and bladder at
the time of death. So as long as you keep
(19:36):
everything clear, then I guess, I guess you're good to go.
Speaker 1 (19:39):
But you will fart, that's fine.
Speaker 3 (19:43):
I think that's why that's why they say, like when
you get an accident, you've got to piss yourself so
that you can sue for more.
Speaker 1 (19:50):
Wait what you never heard that?
Speaker 3 (19:52):
No, Like if you get hit in a car accident,
or like a car hits you or something like that,
Like you could do a lot more damage and like
get a lot more money if you piss yourself, because
that has something to do.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
With severity of the crash.
Speaker 3 (20:08):
It has something to do with like the severity of
your injuries, Like you lose control and like piss yourself,
And it has to do with I forget a spinal something.
Maybe Okay, I forget exactly, But that's the thing, pissing
yourself when you get in an accident.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
You know how hard it is to go to the
bathroom on yourself?
Speaker 3 (20:27):
I do it right now?
Speaker 1 (20:28):
You can.
Speaker 3 (20:30):
Have you ever like almost peed in bed because you
were dreaming that, Yes, and then you wait, like, oh,
that is the most terrifying thing. Yes, And you can
tell that you dead ass almost pissed yourself in bed.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
You know how I can tell tell me if it's
the same way. I have dreams where I'm trying to
go to the bathroom and either I can't go to
the bathroom or like I just have to keep going
to the bathroom. But there's something like I'm peeing in
my dream and I'm like I just can't be or
like a pain so much right now. And then that
wakes me up and I'm like, oh, because I gotta
go pee. But like, do you have like dream is that?
(21:07):
Does that happen to you?
Speaker 3 (21:08):
I don't feel like I have dreams where I can't go,
but I do I have.
Speaker 1 (21:14):
Dreams that I'm going, Yeah, maybe that's it.
Speaker 3 (21:16):
Like I'm and then I'm like crazy, wake up and
I can tell that like I started to, but I
woke up right before I fully.
Speaker 1 (21:25):
And then I'm like, oh God, alright, then on herself
that Jesus, what did I write?
Speaker 3 (21:38):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (21:38):
Deb you want to hear more of this?
Speaker 3 (21:40):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (21:40):
Corners office lady?
Speaker 3 (21:43):
Is it interesting?
Speaker 1 (21:44):
Kind of? She babbles for a long time. It's a
four minute long video. I wanted to edit it. I
told you all the the highlights, like some of the
people looked like they were just asleep, and then some
people like she couldn't tell who they were, and then
so people was like she just didn't believe it. I
think it was it's either Whitney Houston or Nipsey Hustle
(22:05):
She's like, they just looked like they were asleep, and
I didn't believe they were dead, Like, because that has
to be.
Speaker 3 (22:10):
Whitney Houston Nipsey Hustle got shot in the fucking head.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
No that I got shot in chest.
Speaker 3 (22:14):
He got shot in the fucking head.
Speaker 1 (22:16):
Okay, then it was Whitney and I had to.
Speaker 3 (22:18):
Have been well, I think he got shot in the chest.
To him, sure, but okay, I vividly remember seeing a video.
Remember when he got shot and videos were circulating. I
vividly remember seeing a video of like his head leaking.
Speaker 1 (22:30):
Oh yeah, but yeah. And then going back to her,
I was split on this is cool because I'm I'm
morbidly curious about that world. But also, these are real
people with real families, and now you're talking about their
loved one on social media for our consumption. So I
was kind of I was kind of split, like I
had a moral dilemma. I'm like, h yikes. But anyway,
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she's if you guys want to go follow her, it's
Aisha Ai s h A Underscore Brailsford b r AI
L S f O r D like every video I
see for oh shit, seventy one thousand followers you know
what I mean. That's why she's talking about all the
dead bodies because you know what I've.
Speaker 3 (23:13):
Read when we the other day when we were talking
about like common facts that aren't true.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I've read.
Speaker 3 (23:22):
You know how they say that your hair and nails
continue to grow after you die.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
Yeah, I thought that was true.
Speaker 3 (23:28):
It's not true. That's one of the things that's not
true Christ so much. And it's because after you die
and like the skin starts, your skin starts to like
get dehydrated and shrivel up. It shrinks. So it makes
your nails appear longer because the skin around your fingers
like went back a little bit because your skin is
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like so dehydrated and it's shrinking. It's the same with
like the hair on your head, Like your skin like
fucking deflates.
Speaker 1 (23:55):
Huh.
Speaker 3 (23:56):
So it makes everything. Do you see what I'm saying. Yeah,
like the skin on your like your beard, it'll look
longer because the skin like retracted, but it does it's
not actually growing.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
Damn.
Speaker 3 (24:09):
Isn't that crazy?
Speaker 1 (24:10):
We were lied to by everyone about everything.
Speaker 3 (24:13):
Okay, So when you die, Yeah, what are your dead
body must haves at your funeral? Do you have a
list of things that you've specifically already requested to someone,
like make sure I'm lined up, make sure my like
put some fucking rogain in my beard or something like that. Uh, like,
(24:33):
have you thought about this?
Speaker 1 (24:34):
First off? How dare you? Secondly?
Speaker 3 (24:36):
Well, I don't know. Maybe you don't want the grays
popping out.
Speaker 1 (24:39):
It's funny, well not funny. But the beautiful fiance and
I got into a deep conversation recently about what you want, if, if,
and when you die, Like what do you want when? Where? Burial, cremation,
if cremation where Like we touched on this for a
little bit, and I kind of know, like where she
(24:59):
wants to be. I don't even know if I'm supposed
to be like revealiance. I know I won't. I know
some of her wishes.
Speaker 3 (25:06):
That's not what I'm asking.
Speaker 1 (25:07):
No, no, no, But I'm just saying all that to
say that I have recently discussed this. I don't think
I'm leaning towards burial. I think I'm leaning towards cremation,
even though that idea kind of freaks me out. I
think I'm leaning more toward cremation. Spread my ashes somewhere
versus my asses, Hey, I do want something. There is
(25:28):
something I do want, and I know I've told you
this probably a bunch of times, but I just want
to keep putting it out there.
Speaker 3 (25:33):
You want to be a tree?
Speaker 1 (25:34):
No, but I kind of do like that. I do
like that idea versus like Chris Jenner wants to be
a diamond, right Like that's yeah, that's a little arrogant
to me, but whatever, I do like the tree idea.
I do want a chance for people to get on
the mic and share stories because.
Speaker 3 (25:53):
Okay, no, this is not even what I'm talking about.
Speaker 1 (25:55):
But I want to put it out there in case
I die. I'm a way to our barbecue tonight.
Speaker 3 (25:59):
I'm not talking about out Okay, finished putting it.
Speaker 1 (26:01):
Out there because I had a great speech plan for
my aunt who died a couple of years ago, and
they didn't. They didn't like open them my no open mics.
I'm like, oh that sucks. And then my best friend
when he passed away, I wrote a great speech for him.
Again nothing, and I swear there was the third person
that I went to. I'm like, I think I'm going
to share this story. This is a great story and nothing.
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But I've been to a couple services where they do
pass them, like, hey, if you have a you know,
a good memory of Strawberry, come up and share it
right now. I want people to do that because when
I wasn't able to do that for my best friend
and my aunt, I felt I didn't feel the closure
and I and I think these would have been good
stories to share and for people to have like a
(26:45):
like a warm feeling. So I want people to share
stories about me.
Speaker 3 (26:50):
Okay, great, what I was asking okay was okay, pretend
you are not leaning towards getting cremated, okay, and you
are going to have an open casket funeral.
Speaker 1 (27:03):
Oh okay, what are your like?
Speaker 3 (27:08):
Vanity must have? This must be done to me. This
is how I want to look. Okay, make sure I
have this. Okay, I'm gonna go with put me in
a good looking suit. I want to be in a
nice looking suit, maybe like a gray like like a Yeah.
I don't want to be in a jersey like like oh.
He hosted for the Krack and put him in a
(27:29):
crack in Jersey. He was a Raider fan, give him
a Raider jersey. He hosted for the AG's put an
A's hat on him. I don't want any sports memorabilia.
I've made no a couple of funerals and everyone's.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
Like, oh, we're all wearing Raiders gear for him. Am
I all right? Like I knew he was a fan,
but okay, I don't want any sports gear. I don't
want any sports gear on me. You can put him
in the casket also, because that's cool. I do love
I do like those teams, and these are good experience
I have with them, but like I don't want to
like be buried in a jersey. Yeah right, open caskie. Yeah,
(28:01):
give me a suit, I think. Yeah, if I haven't
got I normally get my hair cut like every three
four weeks, So if I if I have it, then yeah,
line my line, my beard up, fix my hair so
it looks good. I don't think I have any vanity stuff.
Do you have?
Speaker 3 (28:17):
Yes? Okay, So my eyebrows. I was just telling my
sister this when she was here last weekend. My eyebrows
need to be done. I have to have lashes on, okay,
I have to have highlight.
Speaker 1 (28:33):
Highlight What does that mean?
Speaker 3 (28:35):
Like the shimmer that girls put on their Like we'll
have little shimmers like it's basically highlights the high points
of our face. So we'll put what's called highlighter. It's
kind of like a shimmery, a shimmery like powder. We'll
put it like on our cheekbones, or on the bridge
of our nose, or a cupid's bow right here above
our lip.
Speaker 1 (28:55):
Huh.
Speaker 3 (28:56):
There's so much to make up, you don't know. But
I have to have highlight, highlight, brows, lashes. I want
my nails done. I showed her how I do my lipliner,
your sister, okay, yeah, so she could make sure my
lipliner is done the way that I like, okay, and
how I do it, and that pretty much was the
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main things.
Speaker 1 (29:22):
What are you wearing?
Speaker 3 (29:24):
I don't know, they can figure that out.
Speaker 1 (29:25):
Like a foubuo jersey?
Speaker 3 (29:27):
What the.
Speaker 1 (29:31):
What do women wear when they get buried? Like a dress? Okay, dress?
Speaker 3 (29:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (29:36):
I don't like open caskets, dude, they don't. The people
don't look. My grandma wore like.
Speaker 3 (29:43):
It like low key was like a church outfit. Yeah,
it was very old lady ish, but she had her
lashes and she had her highlight and everyone was just
looking at her like a fucking course she would you know,
what I mean. So I'm like, I want my lashes.
I think I even also told my lash tech like
when I die, will you my lashes? And she probably
thought I was joking, but like, no, bitch, come come
(30:05):
fill me up.
Speaker 1 (30:07):
I need to fill There are people that do that,
not estheticians. What are they called? Like makeup people were morticians?
I know that, but like in real life, what do
what do you make up people? What are they called
makeup artists? I guess so yeah, yeah, yeah, there's like
post mortem makeup artists, Like that's what they do.
Speaker 3 (30:23):
Yeah, they're called morticians.
Speaker 1 (30:25):
No, but they have no no, no morticians isn't the
same as the makeup artist. They'll bring in makeup artists
to do hair and lashes and stuff.
Speaker 3 (30:34):
Are those not called morticians?
Speaker 1 (30:35):
No. Mortician is the person that like does all the
stuff with the body, Like yeah, yeah, they have other
people do your hair and makeup. We should call lou Rock. Oh,
by the way, it's rock Rit's birthday tomorrow. Uh nope, today,
it's rock Rits birthday today.
Speaker 3 (30:57):
What is it? Is it called? What do you call
the people who do makeup on dead bodies? I'm about
to get fucking flagged by Google right mortuary cosmic cosmic cosmetologists. Me,
(31:20):
I cannot talk and this doesn't.
Speaker 1 (31:24):
Getting so frustrated.
Speaker 3 (31:27):
This has been happening to me for like weeks.
Speaker 1 (31:30):
Yikes. Okay, uh, we'll just pretend.
Speaker 3 (31:35):
They're also called morticians.
Speaker 1 (31:36):
Interesting.
Speaker 3 (31:39):
Uh, mortician or funeral director might also be used. Their
role encompasses broader responsibilities beyond just makeup application, including overall
body prep and funeral arrangements. So I guess. I guess
morticians just do everything.
Speaker 1 (31:56):
Okay, I do know there are people who like specialize
in like body hair and makeup.
Speaker 3 (32:02):
Yeah, you have to because you have to know how
to Like, it's crazy what they do. Like they just
look at a picture and then they tried to make
that person look like the picture, like matching skin tone
and like facial Uh, I don't know features. I guess
(32:23):
because you're just so lifeless when you die. You know.
Speaker 1 (32:28):
What's so funny?
Speaker 3 (32:30):
They said they said that, uh, little Yachty was built
like an autopsy.
Speaker 1 (32:40):
YACHTI was built like an autopsy? What does that mean?
Speaker 3 (32:44):
That means he's built like an autopsy? Like you ever
seen an autopsy? Body? How they're just like they're like
big and they have like no definition. They're just like puffy.
Speaker 1 (32:56):
Oh yeah, I literally googled little yachty built like an auto.
I'm seeing it showed up And yeah, that photo.
Speaker 3 (33:03):
That picture of him, isn't that so funny?
Speaker 1 (33:06):
I was dying not to body shame, not to body
shame him. But why would he post a shirtless selfie
like that? I don't know. That's a weird looking selfie.
Speaker 3 (33:14):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (33:16):
I just thought of something. Also, while you're talking, you
know how pale I am right now? Yeah, when I die,
it's gonna be whoe pale. It's like, why because I'm
gonna be You're gonna lose more color. I'm gonna be
like three shades paler. Like if I die, you're.
Speaker 3 (33:33):
Gonna blend into the casket.
Speaker 1 (33:35):
I know, Like I'm getting sun because I'm golfing and
I'm hosting the A's game, so I'm out in the sun.
So I'm getting like some I don't want to say
tam and I'm getting some sun. Dude, if I die
in the winter, oh yeah, when I'm going back and
forth to see me too, I'm actually really fucking pale.
If you die right now, you're gonna be hell a
pale in that cast.
Speaker 3 (33:52):
If I don't intentionally go get some sun, I'm a very,
very pale Mexican, it's gonna be a problem.
Speaker 1 (34:00):
You're gonna have a Yeah.
Speaker 3 (34:01):
I could see you being buried with like your ray bands.
What yeah, even in a suit, but with your ray bands.
I could see that.
Speaker 1 (34:09):
Not unless they cut a check for some endorsement. Here
we go. Let's wrap this up on a on a
good note, let's FaceTime Rock right for his birthday. I
don't think he's gonna answer, but that's okay. He's the homie.
He changed his hair. He looks like Bruno Mars. Now,
all right, let's wrap up this podcast because he's not
(34:30):
gonna answer. Sorry, birthday boy.
Speaker 3 (34:31):
He don't like you.
Speaker 1 (34:32):
He does like me?
Speaker 3 (34:33):
No, we don't. He does, No, we don't. All right.
Speaker 1 (34:37):
On Instagram, We're at Strawberry and Lazette.
Speaker 3 (34:39):
I'm at Lisette Love l I Z E T.
Speaker 1 (34:42):
T E l O v e E. I am at
Strawberry Radio. You can follow us on Instagram. Thank you
for uh streaming this podcast and we will talk to
you later. Don't die pale, bye yo, It's Strawberry and Lazette,
the bitches. We We're facetiming you to say happy birthday
(35:02):
and you didn't answer, so fuck off you and your
Bruno Mars haircut.
Speaker 3 (35:07):
Yeah, Bruno Mars, love you, buddy.
Speaker 1 (35:10):
Have a good one.
On episode sixty eight of the Mexican Ginger Podcast, we
talked about Lazette peeing her bed, what happens when you die, pale,
and being a young pyro. All that and more coming
up next. It's podcast time.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
It's the Strawberry and that Mexican Ginger podcast not suitable
for a younger audience.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
All right, let me start with blowing your mind. You're
ready for a mind blow?
Speaker 3 (00:22):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (00:23):
Okay. Do you remember when Michael Jackson, Yes, uh, he
did that Pepsi commercial.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
And he like caught fire.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Yes, okay, So for the people who don't remember, Michael
Jackson had a whole lot of hair product in and
he was filming this Pepsi commercial where he was gonna
dance and like behind him like all these like.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
Sparklers were like pyrotechnics.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Yes, and one of the sparks activated some of the
stuff in his hair. His hair can on fire. Was bad.
He got singed. It was bad. So that Pepsi incident,
that Michael Jackson hair on fire incident happened January twenty seventh,
nineteen eighty four. Okay, don't need to worry about that.
At the time, Michael Jackson was twenty five years old.
(01:06):
He was twenty five years, four months, and twenty nine
days old. Okay, Okay, when Michael Jackson passed away, he
passed away twenty five years, four months, twenty nine days later.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
You're using a lot of numbers that I can't keep
up with.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Right now, write him down, Okay, So when Michael Jackson
got his hair.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
Right now, I don't even know what to write down.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
I'm gonna tell you. I'm gonna tell you what's to write.
Do you need a pen because you have to see this? Oh,
I believe it.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
You write it then because it makes sense to you.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Okay, when Michael Jackson got his hair caught on fire,
uh huh, he was twenty five years, four months and
twenty nine days old. Okay, he passed away twenty five years,
four months, and twenty nine days later. That was literally
literally the halfway point of his life.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
Interesting, Literally, my mind's not blown because I feel like
that's just a like a coincidence. Like anyone could look
at anyone who's died and been like, Okay, what happens
at the halfpoint of their life? You know?
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Fair?
Speaker 3 (02:19):
Fair, And I'm sure someone will always find something granted,
that's like a drastic thing to find. Yeah, that was
like ultra shoot. That's a day that like the set
almost blew up and he hella got burned, and it
was like huge news, Like okay, I'll give you that.
That's a that's a big like oh shit, yeah big.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Uh. I was gonna say monument monumental, big milestone, like
a big milestone. It's a big thing.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
I wouldn't call it a milestone.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
But like a day later, it's like, oh yeah, Michael
Jackson was like at the in and out drive through
like nothing, no big deal, nobody cares. But it was
it was the pepsi hair caught on fire. Was the
I've been.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
Singed on your hair, like my whole face?
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Oh is that? Why? Okay? What nothing?
Speaker 3 (03:06):
Just what what's wrong with my face?
Speaker 1 (03:09):
What's wrong with your face?
Speaker 3 (03:10):
No? But that is why I refuse to light a
gas barbecue pit.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
The whole thing blew up in your face. You know
I did once. I was stupid enough. I was so stupid.
I was a little pyro when I was a kid too.
I was stupid enough.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
You fucking look like it, I know, Oh my god,
I could Like that's what I mean when I tell
you that you've looked like you were a badass fucking kid.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
Uh huh. Let me tell you all the things I
used to do with fire. Okay, first off, I was
I don't know why I wanted to hear it. I
wanted to hear what it sounded like when like you
have a lighter, like when it when it lights. So
I held it up to my ear and I flicked it,
and I'm like, okay, okay, cool. I'm holding it for
a couple of seconds and I go, well, yeah, dummy,
(03:54):
you're burning all this the hair on the side of
your head. So okay. So when okay, So when we
were kids, so every summer we would go to this
beach actually in Watsonville, right, We'd go.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
To every summer every day for an entire summer.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
So we would we had this family, we had these
family friends and whatever. It's like my mom, my parents,
and then their parents would they'd rent this beach house
at Paro Dunes in Watsonville, right, and so we'd stay
there for a week, like the last week of summer.
We realized that if you walk down the boardwalk to
like the visitor center or whatever where they sell candy,
and like whatever. They have little boxes of matches, like, hey,
(04:30):
Paro dunes matches. So we used to take these boxes
of matches, like we would clean them out and then
we would go out to the beach. And we learned
that if you take a take a match stick and
put it just so on the box of matches, you
could then flick it and the match would light, it
would strike, it would light, and then it would fly
in the air like a little fireball. So we learned
(04:52):
that if you flick it, or if you hold it
upside down, you go like that, I could throw a
lit match at you.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
Like from a use from a b a box. Okay,
you have to show that to me, because oh yeah,
I don't know how this works.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
So me, my brother and our friend Jeff would just
pockets full of match books. Hey, which one is the
one that you fold? That's a book box. Yeah, I'm sorry, sorry,
pockets full of boxes of matches. We would light matches
and just throw you fold. No, no, no, no, that's a book.
So it's a box. It's the one you slide open. Yeah. Yeah,
(05:27):
but I found a way to like roll like with
the books of matches. You wouldn't roll the match back,
not rip it off, but you would strike it and
like the whole thing would light on fire. So we
learned how to light a whole match book on fire. Also,
but we're in the sand throwing lit matches at each other,
flicking lit matches at each other, and then guess what
we were doing in the house throwing lit matches at
(05:49):
each other and flicking lit matches at.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
Each other, psycho. So I thought I was being like
when I discovered when you had the match book right,
and you take one and you fold the top back
and you light it that way in between like the
like I felt cool doing that.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
That is pretty cool though, Like yeah, so in that way,
then we're playing with matches.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
But y'all took it to a whole other level.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
Yeah. And then I'm on the beach. I dug a
little hole and then I lit something on fire. I
don't know. I think I let the whole book on
fire with something, and I'm like, I know because the
sand is soft. Again, I'm stupid kid. Because the sand
is soft, I'll light this thing on fire and then
I'll be able to like like punch it out right.
So I lit a box of matches on fire. Whatever,
and I go to like with my fist like punch
(06:31):
the sand, but like the sand gave way and so
the match didn't go out, so I burn. I still
have a scar on one of my pinkies. I don't
know which one it is because both my pinkies are
going to jacked up. I think it's this one. But
now I have a scar on my pinky because I
burned myself with a box of matches. And then don't
get me started your hairstyl stupid. I feel like.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
I used to like not have a fingerprint. Uh huh,
I can't find it. I feel like part of my
fingerprint is gone or at least just figured because I
touched the cigarette lighter in the car. Yeah, cars don't
have them anymore.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
They make those anymore.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
No, not in the newer cars.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
Those are red hot.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
I know, but you used to. You used to like
light it and then I would look at it and
you just want to touch it.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
Yeah. Yeah, that's so weird that they would do that,
Like that's so unsafe and not just like the carcin
engens of like smoking a cigarette in a car. Do
with your life what you want, but the fact that
you have a red hot thing in the car where your.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
Car literally had cigarette lighters and ash trays. Yeah, that's nuts.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
It is super nuts. They don't make cigarette lighters anymore.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
I feel like I was just somewhere. I can't remember
if I actually was somewhere or if this was a
dream that it said like no smoking.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
Huh.
Speaker 3 (07:54):
But then there was like an ash tray right there?
Was it at a place? Did we go to eat?
I can't remember actually if this was real life or not,
now that I'm trying to think about it. Was it
in Austin?
Speaker 1 (08:09):
I was gonna say, we're spoiled in California because you'll
go to other states and you can smoke indoors in some.
Speaker 3 (08:14):
Places there was like a no smoking sign.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
Uh huh.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
But also there was an ashtray.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
Might have been Austin.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
What did we do in Austin?
Speaker 1 (08:25):
Wasn't it the sushi place?
Speaker 3 (08:27):
Was it in the hotel?
Speaker 1 (08:28):
Maybe could have been in the hotel because they had cigars.
Remember I thought you were gonna get a cigar. The
guy's like, yeah, just go smoke it outside. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
I can't I cannot remember if if this was even
real life or not.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Huh.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
But I vividly remember seeing like a no smoking sign, Yeah,
and then like an ashtray right there, but like like
one of those old school like kind of like the
ones in the car that you could flip out and
then you could like flip it back in.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
Huh.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
That's why I'm so confused if that was real or not.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
Anyways, it probably was.
Speaker 3 (08:58):
What were we talking.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
About, is, oh, yeah, hairspray. Of course we did, like
the blow torch, right either, the blow torch with the.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
Right No, I've actually never done that either.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
That's pretty cool, you get it was like we had
aquinet obviously, so I had you know, you get a
lighter or a match and you just hold it and
you just spray the hairspray on it, and it just
turns into a blow torch. You know what.
Speaker 3 (09:18):
I can never figure out. And I see it in
movies all the time, and I was convinced this was
not real. But I feel like it's real, and I
just don't know how to do it. The old school
lighters that are like in the metal case with the
lid that you.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
Can zip, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (09:31):
How do you how do those stay lit? Is there
like a trick to that?
Speaker 1 (09:37):
No, it's just it's just constantly blowing, but tane.
Speaker 3 (09:41):
Because I've I've had because you seen the movies, like
the Light one of those, and then they'll just like
hold it and they'll throw it on like some gas
or whatever they're whatever building they're trying to burn down.
They throw it on the ground and it stays lit
the whole time. The last time I had, the last
and only time I had one of those, and I
was I was trying to get it to stay lit,
(10:02):
but the second I let go of the little lighter part,
it would go out.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
You probably had like one with like a safety it
was like a safety lighter, but old school zippos. I
remember holding those and throwing those two. My grandpa had one.
I used to play with it all the time.
Speaker 3 (10:15):
So it just does it by itself.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
Yeah, stays lit. It stays lit. You miss it, don't
tell me.
Speaker 3 (10:22):
The one time that I was able to play with one. Yeah,
it was like fucking faulty or something.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
Let's go get a Zippo lighter.
Speaker 3 (10:30):
Because I can never I was always like, I'm not
doing anything differently than I've seen on TV or in
the movies. How do they get it to stay lit?
Speaker 1 (10:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (10:40):
Because I always wanted to like light it and have
it stay lit and then flip it closed and it
goes out, Yeah, like they do on TV. And I
couldn't get it to do that because the second I
let go go out.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
No, you weren't the same pier as me. I did.
Speaker 3 (10:55):
Used to like to play with butterfly knives nice, A
real one?
Speaker 1 (11:00):
Nice? Those are legal? Right? One? Something is illegal? Is it?
Switchbladesf lotterfly knife ire legal? Legal? Nice?
Speaker 3 (11:07):
Played with one once?
Speaker 1 (11:08):
Hell? Yeah, did you catch yourself?
Speaker 3 (11:10):
No?
Speaker 1 (11:10):
Good job?
Speaker 3 (11:11):
Pretty good at it?
Speaker 1 (11:12):
Good job. I want to get one, just to have one.
Speaker 3 (11:15):
They're fun?
Speaker 1 (11:16):
Yeah, what is this? I wrote? Oh, Michael Jackson? I
also wanted to where was this hold off? On? Her?
Hold on? So? I mean I should have We should
have talked about this in the radio. June second. It's
June third now, but like we're at the halfway point
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between the year No, well that too, but between twenty
is it twenty fifty? Yeah, the year twenty and twenty fifty,
So June second was the halfway point. So now every
day we move, we're closer to twenty fifty than we
are to two thousand. Doesn't that that's nuts?
Speaker 3 (11:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (11:58):
Because yeah, we're in twenty twenty.
Speaker 3 (12:00):
In twenty fifty, my son will be like my age. Now.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
Yeah, we're closer to that than did you have him
in the year two thousand? Where are you?
Speaker 2 (12:11):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (12:11):
I remember that. I remember year two thousand.
Speaker 3 (12:13):
I had him in twenty eleven.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
Okay, and we're close.
Speaker 3 (12:17):
Was graduating high school in twenty thirty.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
Dude, I thought I thought twenty thirty was in forever.
I just got a new credit card.
Speaker 3 (12:26):
It inspires in twenty thirty.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
My expiration dates twenty thirty. I'm like, that'll never come.
And I'm like, oh wait, we're halfway through twenty twenty
five now. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (12:34):
My debit card expires in December. What And I remember
getting it being like December twenty five.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
That's never gonna happen.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
That's hell a far. Yeah, dude, I used to lose
my debit card all the time. I was constantly having
to request new ones.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
I went through a period of time when I lost
it too. That's why I got this new one is
because it's when I got scammed from this stupid thing
in Austin when I tried to charge the Tesla and
I just went online to download the app.
Speaker 3 (13:05):
I'm gonna get it. I'm gonna have to. They're gonna
send me a new one soon. But yeah, I used
to always like I never had a place for my
debit card. Uh huh, back when I like first got
one and I was younger. Yeah, so I would always
put it like in pockets or in my jeans or
in my bag, or I would like leave it on
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tables and counters.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
A wallet or a purse or anything. I had a purse,
just raw dog, but I didn't have a card.
Speaker 3 (13:31):
I didn't have a wallet, so I just it was
just I didn't have a place for it to go, Okay,
So I would lose it all the fucking time. I
was constantly losing my debit card and then I'd have
to go request a new one.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
Hell no. And then one day it just stopped. I
guess one day I grew up. There's this lady who
I don't know how I feel about it. The fact
that like TikTok and social media, YouTube whatever, uh, it
gives people a cool platform. Like remember we were talking
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about the bartender. Were you with me when we were
talking about when we were talking to the bartender in
Austin And he's like, oh, yeah, all these celebrity all
these people come in, these influencers and they do cool things.
We're like, dude, you're a bartender, you do cool stuff. Yeah, yeah,
you should make your own like you have a cool niche,
you have a good channel, Like you could make drinks,
like why I was there? Okay, Like I watched people
make drinks all the time, or like do construction all
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the time like that.
Speaker 3 (14:30):
One like Jamaican guy. I think he's Jamaican. He always
makes cocktails. That's like literally what he does online. Yeah,
and he has a whole God damn it, what's his name?
Jamaican guy makes cocktail online. Here we go, Tipsy bartender.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
Yeah, yeah, tipsy bartender. He's dope. Yeah. So people have
interesting jobs and social media gives them a chance to
like in fighte us behind the curtain. So I like that.
But there's this woman who works in the I believe
it's the LA County Corner's office, and so she's like,
here's some of the celebrities that I saw dead. She's
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listing off a bunch. Have a video of her if
you want, because she's talking about Kobe Whitney, Houston, Paul Walker,
and she saw them She's like, I work at the
Corner's Office and like her whole that sounds like, well
she works, that's where she works. Like they breathe, their bodies.
Speaker 3 (15:30):
Start the fucking chances you saw all of them.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
Yeah, I mean that's where the dead bodies go, she said,
Michael Jackson here to watch up play.
Speaker 3 (15:40):
I don't believe her.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
No, her entire TikTok is all is talking about like
the dead people she saw. Hold on, let me if
I can record this, Senior. So I'm just yeah, here
we go.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
I used to work for the Corner's Office for sixteen years,
so I'm just on here telling you guys stories of
my experiences there.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
So all of.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
The famous people that I've seen while working there include
Whitney Houston, Kobe Bryant, and everybody that was on the helicopter,
Paul Walker, Don Cornelius, Nipsey Hustle, there are a few more.
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I do have another video posted where I just put
the names on there, and I'm.
Speaker 3 (16:25):
Like, why is she telling us this?
Speaker 1 (16:27):
I don't know, that's why, because I thought this was
just a one off. So I watched the video and
I saved it for the podcast. And then she always
pops up on my timeline now where she talks about like, oh,
when I saw Whitney Houston, she just looked like she
was asleep. Paul Walker when I saw him, Like she
just keeps talking about like it's gross because he was
in a car accident. Yeah, in the car cal fire.
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She's like, nobody had any idea who this guy was,
Like he was unrecognizable. The only way they knew it
was him was because this was the body from the
driver's seat, Like that's how we knew. And then like obviously, yeah,
dental records whatever it like you it was just charred,
like it was just a as gross. So yeah, I.
Speaker 3 (17:07):
Kind of was imagine being someone like like Mariah Carey, Right,
uh huh, you die and you're in the coroner's office
and you fart, Like how embarrassing? How do we prevent
that from happening after we die? I don't want to
fart in front of people.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
You're gonna have to like get hit by a train
or something. Because if you die and like your body
is whole, that's part of the decomposition process, your body
will start off gassing. So your body that's why when
people like they when they drown, they come back up
because their bodies flow, they float and then like once
the gas is released, they go back down. But you're
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gonna like, oh, this is so gross. This is not
my quote. There was a dude, one of the dude
that one of the I guess bodyguards that was with
Biggie or his buddy or something like that. When Biggie
Small's got pu pewed, He's like, he's dead, man, He's dead.
They're like, no, he's not, Like help him out of
the car, like, get him in the hospital. He was
like he's always dead. And the guy's like he's shit himself.
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He shited himself, he pissed himself. Like I knew Biggie
was dead, and everyone's like trying to rush from the hospital.
I'm like, no, he's dead.
Speaker 3 (18:12):
I knew that happens.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
That you go to the bathroom on yourself.
Speaker 3 (18:15):
Yeah, my man tells me that all the fucking time.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
Just for fun, Like you sure you want that dessert?
You know what's gonna happen right if you die tonight?
Speaker 3 (18:24):
Uh? I forget how we how we talk about how
it comes up, but.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
Does happen every dead body or just like some because
I'm not looking forward to that. If it's every dead.
Speaker 3 (18:35):
Body, I think it happens to like everyone.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
Oh diying, it's so gross.
Speaker 3 (18:39):
Like you just lose all bodily function, like everything just
comes out. Yeah, let me ask Google.
Speaker 1 (18:48):
That's why I'm gonna. I'm gonna go to the bathroom
every twenty minutes, like for the rest of my life,
so that if I die there's nothing.
Speaker 3 (18:55):
Do all dead bodies defecate? Oh yeah, no, okay, so
it doesn't happen to everyone. It's common for people to
lose control of their bladder and bowels upon death as mucklescles.
Speaker 1 (19:09):
Muscles, maybe.
Speaker 3 (19:14):
Muscles the sea really threw me off, as muscles relax,
including the sphincter muscles that control these functions. This relaxation
can lead to the release of urine feces. However, not
everyone will experience this, as it depends on factors like
the amount of waste in the bowels and bladder at
the time of death. So as long as you keep
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everything clear, then I guess, I guess you're good to go.
Speaker 1 (19:39):
But you will fart, that's fine.
Speaker 3 (19:43):
I think that's why that's why they say, like when
you get an accident, you've got to piss yourself so
that you can sue for more.
Speaker 1 (19:50):
Wait what you never heard that?
Speaker 3 (19:52):
No, Like if you get hit in a car accident,
or like a car hits you or something like that,
Like you could do a lot more damage and like
get a lot more money if you piss yourself, because
that has something to do.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
With severity of the crash.
Speaker 3 (20:08):
It has something to do with like the severity of
your injuries, Like you lose control and like piss yourself,
And it has to do with I forget a spinal something.
Maybe Okay, I forget exactly, But that's the thing, pissing
yourself when you get in an accident.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
You know how hard it is to go to the
bathroom on yourself?
Speaker 3 (20:27):
I do it right now?
Speaker 1 (20:28):
You can.
Speaker 3 (20:30):
Have you ever like almost peed in bed because you
were dreaming that, Yes, and then you wait, like, oh,
that is the most terrifying thing. Yes, And you can
tell that you dead ass almost pissed yourself in bed.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
You know how I can tell tell me if it's
the same way. I have dreams where I'm trying to
go to the bathroom and either I can't go to
the bathroom or like I just have to keep going
to the bathroom. But there's something like I'm peeing in
my dream and I'm like I just can't be or
like a pain so much right now. And then that
wakes me up and I'm like, oh, because I gotta
go pee. But like, do you have like dream is that?
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Does that happen to you?
Speaker 3 (21:08):
I don't feel like I have dreams where I can't go,
but I do I have.
Speaker 1 (21:14):
Dreams that I'm going, Yeah, maybe that's it.
Speaker 3 (21:16):
Like I'm and then I'm like crazy, wake up and
I can tell that like I started to, but I
woke up right before I fully.
Speaker 1 (21:25):
And then I'm like, oh God, alright, then on herself
that Jesus, what did I write?
Speaker 3 (21:38):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (21:38):
Deb you want to hear more of this?
Speaker 3 (21:40):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (21:40):
Corners office lady?
Speaker 3 (21:43):
Is it interesting?
Speaker 1 (21:44):
Kind of? She babbles for a long time. It's a
four minute long video. I wanted to edit it. I
told you all the the highlights, like some of the
people looked like they were just asleep, and then some
people like she couldn't tell who they were, and then
so people was like she just didn't believe it. I
think it was it's either Whitney Houston or Nipsey Hustle
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She's like, they just looked like they were asleep, and
I didn't believe they were dead, Like, because that has
to be.
Speaker 3 (22:10):
Whitney Houston Nipsey Hustle got shot in the fucking head.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
No that I got shot in chest.
Speaker 3 (22:14):
He got shot in the fucking head.
Speaker 1 (22:16):
Okay, then it was Whitney and I had to.
Speaker 3 (22:18):
Have been well, I think he got shot in the chest.
To him, sure, but okay, I vividly remember seeing a video.
Remember when he got shot and videos were circulating. I
vividly remember seeing a video of like his head leaking.
Speaker 1 (22:30):
Oh yeah, but yeah. And then going back to her,
I was split on this is cool because I'm I'm
morbidly curious about that world. But also, these are real
people with real families, and now you're talking about their
loved one on social media for our consumption. So I
was kind of I was kind of split, like I
had a moral dilemma. I'm like, h yikes. But anyway,
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she's if you guys want to go follow her, it's
Aisha Ai s h A Underscore Brailsford b r AI
L S f O r D like every video I
see for oh shit, seventy one thousand followers you know
what I mean. That's why she's talking about all the
dead bodies because you know what I've.
Speaker 3 (23:13):
Read when we the other day when we were talking
about like common facts that aren't true.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I've read.
Speaker 3 (23:22):
You know how they say that your hair and nails
continue to grow after you die.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
Yeah, I thought that was true.
Speaker 3 (23:28):
It's not true. That's one of the things that's not
true Christ so much. And it's because after you die
and like the skin starts, your skin starts to like
get dehydrated and shrivel up. It shrinks. So it makes
your nails appear longer because the skin around your fingers
like went back a little bit because your skin is
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like so dehydrated and it's shrinking. It's the same with
like the hair on your head, Like your skin like
fucking deflates.
Speaker 1 (23:55):
Huh.
Speaker 3 (23:56):
So it makes everything. Do you see what I'm saying. Yeah,
like the skin on your like your beard, it'll look
longer because the skin like retracted, but it does it's
not actually growing.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
Damn.
Speaker 3 (24:09):
Isn't that crazy?
Speaker 1 (24:10):
We were lied to by everyone about everything.
Speaker 3 (24:13):
Okay, So when you die, Yeah, what are your dead
body must haves at your funeral? Do you have a
list of things that you've specifically already requested to someone,
like make sure I'm lined up, make sure my like
put some fucking rogain in my beard or something like that. Uh, like,
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have you thought about this?
Speaker 1 (24:34):
First off? How dare you? Secondly?
Speaker 3 (24:36):
Well, I don't know. Maybe you don't want the grays
popping out.
Speaker 1 (24:39):
It's funny, well not funny. But the beautiful fiance and
I got into a deep conversation recently about what you want, if, if,
and when you die, Like what do you want when? Where? Burial, cremation,
if cremation where Like we touched on this for a
little bit, and I kind of know, like where she
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wants to be. I don't even know if I'm supposed
to be like revealiance. I know I won't. I know
some of her wishes.
Speaker 3 (25:06):
That's not what I'm asking.
Speaker 1 (25:07):
No, no, no, But I'm just saying all that to
say that I have recently discussed this. I don't think
I'm leaning towards burial. I think I'm leaning towards cremation,
even though that idea kind of freaks me out. I
think I'm leaning more toward cremation. Spread my ashes somewhere
versus my asses, Hey, I do want something. There is
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something I do want, and I know I've told you
this probably a bunch of times, but I just want
to keep putting it out there.
Speaker 3 (25:33):
You want to be a tree?
Speaker 1 (25:34):
No, but I kind of do like that. I do
like that idea versus like Chris Jenner wants to be
a diamond, right Like that's yeah, that's a little arrogant
to me, but whatever, I do like the tree idea.
I do want a chance for people to get on
the mic and share stories because.
Speaker 3 (25:53):
Okay, no, this is not even what I'm talking about.
Speaker 1 (25:55):
But I want to put it out there in case
I die. I'm a way to our barbecue tonight.
Speaker 3 (25:59):
I'm not talking about out Okay, finished putting it.
Speaker 1 (26:01):
Out there because I had a great speech plan for
my aunt who died a couple of years ago, and
they didn't. They didn't like open them my no open mics.
I'm like, oh that sucks. And then my best friend
when he passed away, I wrote a great speech for him.
Again nothing, and I swear there was the third person
that I went to. I'm like, I think I'm going
to share this story. This is a great story and nothing.
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But I've been to a couple services where they do
pass them, like, hey, if you have a you know,
a good memory of Strawberry, come up and share it
right now. I want people to do that because when
I wasn't able to do that for my best friend
and my aunt, I felt I didn't feel the closure
and I and I think these would have been good
stories to share and for people to have like a
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like a warm feeling. So I want people to share
stories about me.
Speaker 3 (26:50):
Okay, great, what I was asking okay was okay, pretend
you are not leaning towards getting cremated, okay, and you
are going to have an open casket funeral.
Speaker 1 (27:03):
Oh okay, what are your like?
Speaker 3 (27:08):
Vanity must have? This must be done to me. This
is how I want to look. Okay, make sure I
have this. Okay, I'm gonna go with put me in
a good looking suit. I want to be in a
nice looking suit, maybe like a gray like like a Yeah.
I don't want to be in a jersey like like oh.
He hosted for the Krack and put him in a
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crack in Jersey. He was a Raider fan, give him
a Raider jersey. He hosted for the AG's put an
A's hat on him. I don't want any sports memorabilia.
I've made no a couple of funerals and everyone's.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
Like, oh, we're all wearing Raiders gear for him. Am
I all right? Like I knew he was a fan,
but okay, I don't want any sports gear. I don't
want any sports gear on me. You can put him
in the casket also, because that's cool. I do love
I do like those teams, and these are good experience
I have with them, but like I don't want to
like be buried in a jersey. Yeah right, open caskie. Yeah,
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give me a suit, I think. Yeah, if I haven't
got I normally get my hair cut like every three
four weeks, So if I if I have it, then yeah,
line my line, my beard up, fix my hair so
it looks good. I don't think I have any vanity stuff.
Do you have?
Speaker 3 (28:17):
Yes? Okay, So my eyebrows. I was just telling my
sister this when she was here last weekend. My eyebrows
need to be done. I have to have lashes on, okay,
I have to have highlight.
Speaker 1 (28:33):
Highlight What does that mean?
Speaker 3 (28:35):
Like the shimmer that girls put on their Like we'll
have little shimmers like it's basically highlights the high points
of our face. So we'll put what's called highlighter. It's
kind of like a shimmery, a shimmery like powder. We'll
put it like on our cheekbones, or on the bridge
of our nose, or a cupid's bow right here above
our lip.
Speaker 1 (28:55):
Huh.
Speaker 3 (28:56):
There's so much to make up, you don't know. But
I have to have highlight, highlight, brows, lashes. I want
my nails done. I showed her how I do my lipliner,
your sister, okay, yeah, so she could make sure my
lipliner is done the way that I like, okay, and
how I do it, and that pretty much was the
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main things.
Speaker 1 (29:22):
What are you wearing?
Speaker 3 (29:24):
I don't know, they can figure that out.
Speaker 1 (29:25):
Like a foubuo jersey?
Speaker 3 (29:27):
What the.
Speaker 1 (29:31):
What do women wear when they get buried? Like a dress? Okay, dress?
Speaker 3 (29:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (29:36):
I don't like open caskets, dude, they don't. The people
don't look. My grandma wore like.
Speaker 3 (29:43):
It like low key was like a church outfit. Yeah,
it was very old lady ish, but she had her
lashes and she had her highlight and everyone was just
looking at her like a fucking course she would you know,
what I mean. So I'm like, I want my lashes.
I think I even also told my lash tech like
when I die, will you my lashes? And she probably
thought I was joking, but like, no, bitch, come come
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fill me up.
Speaker 1 (30:07):
I need to fill There are people that do that,
not estheticians. What are they called? Like makeup people were morticians?
I know that, but like in real life, what do
what do you make up people? What are they called
makeup artists? I guess so yeah, yeah, yeah, there's like
post mortem makeup artists, Like that's what they do.
Speaker 3 (30:23):
Yeah, they're called morticians.
Speaker 1 (30:25):
No, but they have no no, no morticians isn't the
same as the makeup artist. They'll bring in makeup artists
to do hair and lashes and stuff.
Speaker 3 (30:34):
Are those not called morticians?
Speaker 1 (30:35):
No. Mortician is the person that like does all the
stuff with the body, Like yeah, yeah, they have other
people do your hair and makeup. We should call lou Rock. Oh,
by the way, it's rock Rit's birthday tomorrow. Uh nope, today,
it's rock Rits birthday today.
Speaker 3 (30:57):
What is it? Is it called? What do you call
the people who do makeup on dead bodies? I'm about
to get fucking flagged by Google right mortuary cosmic cosmic cosmetologists. Me,
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I cannot talk and this doesn't.
Speaker 1 (31:24):
Getting so frustrated.
Speaker 3 (31:27):
This has been happening to me for like weeks.
Speaker 1 (31:30):
Yikes. Okay, uh, we'll just pretend.
Speaker 3 (31:35):
They're also called morticians.
Speaker 1 (31:36):
Interesting.
Speaker 3 (31:39):
Uh, mortician or funeral director might also be used. Their
role encompasses broader responsibilities beyond just makeup application, including overall
body prep and funeral arrangements. So I guess. I guess
morticians just do everything.
Speaker 1 (31:56):
Okay, I do know there are people who like specialize
in like body hair and makeup.
Speaker 3 (32:02):
Yeah, you have to because you have to know how
to Like, it's crazy what they do. Like they just
look at a picture and then they tried to make
that person look like the picture, like matching skin tone
and like facial Uh, I don't know features. I guess
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because you're just so lifeless when you die. You know.
Speaker 1 (32:28):
What's so funny?
Speaker 3 (32:30):
They said they said that, uh, little Yachty was built
like an autopsy.
Speaker 1 (32:40):
YACHTI was built like an autopsy? What does that mean?
Speaker 3 (32:44):
That means he's built like an autopsy? Like you ever
seen an autopsy? Body? How they're just like they're like
big and they have like no definition. They're just like puffy.
Speaker 1 (32:56):
Oh yeah, I literally googled little yachty built like an auto.
I'm seeing it showed up And yeah, that photo.
Speaker 3 (33:03):
That picture of him, isn't that so funny?
Speaker 1 (33:06):
I was dying not to body shame, not to body
shame him. But why would he post a shirtless selfie
like that? I don't know. That's a weird looking selfie.
Speaker 3 (33:14):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (33:16):
I just thought of something. Also, while you're talking, you
know how pale I am right now? Yeah, when I die,
it's gonna be whoe pale. It's like, why because I'm
gonna be You're gonna lose more color. I'm gonna be
like three shades paler. Like if I die, you're.
Speaker 3 (33:33):
Gonna blend into the casket.
Speaker 1 (33:35):
I know, Like I'm getting sun because I'm golfing and
I'm hosting the A's game, so I'm out in the sun.
So I'm getting like some I don't want to say
tam and I'm getting some sun. Dude, if I die
in the winter, oh yeah, when I'm going back and
forth to see me too, I'm actually really fucking pale.
If you die right now, you're gonna be hell a
pale in that cast.
Speaker 3 (33:52):
If I don't intentionally go get some sun, I'm a very,
very pale Mexican, it's gonna be a problem.
Speaker 1 (34:00):
You're gonna have a Yeah.
Speaker 3 (34:01):
I could see you being buried with like your ray bands.
What yeah, even in a suit, but with your ray bands.
I could see that.
Speaker 1 (34:09):
Not unless they cut a check for some endorsement. Here
we go. Let's wrap this up on a on a
good note, let's FaceTime Rock right for his birthday. I
don't think he's gonna answer, but that's okay. He's the homie.
He changed his hair. He looks like Bruno Mars. Now,
all right, let's wrap up this podcast because he's not
(34:30):
gonna answer. Sorry, birthday boy.
Speaker 3 (34:31):
He don't like you.
Speaker 1 (34:32):
He does like me?
Speaker 3 (34:33):
No, we don't. He does, No, we don't. All right.
Speaker 1 (34:37):
On Instagram, We're at Strawberry and Lazette.
Speaker 3 (34:39):
I'm at Lisette Love l I Z E T.
Speaker 1 (34:42):
T E l O v e E. I am at
Strawberry Radio. You can follow us on Instagram. Thank you
for uh streaming this podcast and we will talk to
you later. Don't die pale, bye yo, It's Strawberry and Lazette,
the bitches. We We're facetiming you to say happy birthday
(35:02):
and you didn't answer, so fuck off you and your
Bruno Mars haircut.
Speaker 3 (35:07):
Yeah, Bruno Mars, love you, buddy.
Speaker 1 (35:10):
Have a good one.
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