June 17, 2025 • 43 mins
On this episode of the Strawberry And Lizette Mexican / Ginger Podcast, we talked about the Austin serial killer, kids Strawberry went to school with, 100 women vs one gorilla, and more!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Episode sixty six of the Mexican Ginger Podcast. We talked
about the Austin serial killer that we're gonna go out
and visit. Lazette hating my face, kids I went to
school with, and what would happen if one hundred women
took on a gorilla? All that and more coming up next.
It's podcast time.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
It's the Strawberry And was that Mexican Ginger podcast not
suitable for a younger audience?
Speaker 1 (00:24):
So next week Lazette and I will be in Austin.
We're making our first trip to Austin and u Sokaba
news articles. This article says fears of a serial killer.
Proudly I saw that after nineteen bodies pulled from the
lake in the last three years.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
So I can't remember if I saw this on Instagram
or if it was like something on TikTok.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
It's been all over you probably saw it everywhere.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
But no, but I saw this a while ago.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Uh huh.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
And I'm like, Okay, great, dude, that's where we're going.
And this tie is just like okay, just won't go
anywhere by myself.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Yeah, well this ties into and I'll read some of
this article in a podcast or two ago. We were
talking about how when I was out in Austin a
couple years back with my buddy, like we think he
got drugged because we were doing shot shot. Then he
was just like obliterated, Like I was carrying him from
the club to the car and from the car to
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the hotel, like I was carrying this guy. So anyway,
this article says it like, yeah, nineteen bodies, and they're
all like.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
But it's been spread out.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Sure, right, Yeah, it's been spread out. But in the
last three years there's been nineteen bodies I think thirty
since twenty twenty two. But they're all like generally like
dudes who are partying in this area because the lake
is near Rainy Street, where like the party areas, like
the clubs and everything. So they're like, I mean, I
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don't know what kind of ties into, Like my buddy
thought he got drug. Anyway, A body believed to be
men most of them.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
Oh well then I'm safe. Wow, carry on.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
A body believed to be of a teenage boy missing
since Sunday, was discovered by a paddle border in Ladybird
Lake in Austin, Texas Tuesday. That would suck to find
a dead body floating in the water.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
I know you're the one finds it and stuff.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
The discovery has renewed fears that a mass murderer, dubbed
the Rainy Street Ripper, is on the loose in the city.
We're close to a million residents. Police insists that a
killer is not roaming the streets, and they've said only
one of the cases was homicide, but a half dozen
of the bodies dragged from Ladybird Lake have causes of
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death still remaining unknown. It was, however, the thirtieth male
corpse to be discovered. You would think that, like since
twenty twenty two.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
Like, whose genius idea was it to put a lake
next to where people just get drunk, like so drunk?
You know what if they're just drunk and they fall
into the lake.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
That's what some of the cops are saying. The cops
are saying they're just getting drunk and like falling into
the lake and not being able to swim their way out.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
The cop is the killer, could be one of the
cops is the serial killer.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Two cops were found in the river in April. A
petition has over six thousand signatures where people are insisting
in the Austin Police Department investigate these because the people
who sign the petition think that these are not accidents.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
So I the last book I read, uh huh was
like really not true crimey but like low key. You know,
it's always who you don't expect it to be. Yeah,
and it's always the person who can like who has
enough control and can like control the narrative and cover
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their tracks, right, like Dexter, Everything points to the cop
is the killer.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Maybe you know a lot of these cops they pick
up extra hourss like off duty officers, like bouncing at
the clubs, like being secure.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
I didn't know that, actually, yeah, so.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
They'll they'll pick up extra hours working the club scene. Maybe. Okay,
see boom, the guy gets a little too like, oh,
you can't tell me what I can't really I can't. Okay,
I guess what, Stab, Stab, You're dead, drag your body
at the lake. You're gonna sink to the bottom. No
one's gonna find it.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
No, I mean, they wouldn't do it like that. You
can't just kill them in front of everyone.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Drug them. That's why they get drugged. Everyone's getting drugged
out there.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
Yeah, but you said stab, I just.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
Just figure speech. You know how you say no, I
don't the official Okay, he was found two days later.
Oh yeah, so this one guy, twenty one year old
guy named Christian he was He disappeared after a night
out on Rainy Street. This is in twenty nineteen. He
was found two days later, so badly beaten that he
fell into a coma for a month. The police report
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said he quote fell into a lake in a tragic accident.
This says. Bodies have shown up in Ladybird Lake for
most of its history. However, they started the game media
attention when six men with similar features were found dead
among the same time in twenty twenty two.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
Okay, yeah, so this cop is gay.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
What's the dude to Jeffrey Dahmer.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Well he didn't really have a type though,
but he was human. Organ is his type. Yeah yeah,
so he didn't have like a type he was targeting.
He just was gay.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Yeah, there may be a serial killer when we go
to Austin.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
This cop is gay and has a type. What do
they look like? Are you his type?
Speaker 1 (05:40):
I hope not? Hope not, dude. Austin's gonna be so fun.
Are we down for BUCkies? BUCkies is a thing.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
How are we going to get to all these places?
Speaker 1 (05:51):
We're renting a car? We are, yeah, because we're going
to spend So we're going down there to meet with
a lot of the salespeople at the radio station in
Austin that we work at and meet some clients and stuff.
But it's not just gonna be hotel, radio station, back
to hotel, Like we're gonna go explore, Like we're gonna go.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
Yeah, I just assumed that we would uber everywhere. That's
why I was like, I don't want an uber an
hour to BUCkies.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
No, no, no, no, We'll get a car. We'll get a car,
but yeah, we gotta go explore. Like I have a list.
I have a list of recommendations people gave us, like
try the best food over here, best drink over here.
Breakfast tacos. Breakfast tacos is a thing in Austin. I
think maybe Texas as a whole, but breakfast tacos are
a thing.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
Okay, don't get offended.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
I'm not saying like they're Mexican tacos, not saying.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
I was just gonna I was just gonna ask, like
this sounds very like white people tourist trap. Yeah, I
don't really want to do that, say, have food car.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
You know how Portland has like parking lots just full
of food trucks.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
No, I don't. I've been to Portland once and it
was that fun. I didn't want to go back.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
Austin has like these, like these parking lots that are
just full of food trucks, Like the food truck scene
is like kind of but they're just always there.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
But I don't know if I want to go to
Austin and just like eat food trucks.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
No, we don't have to. We have What do you
want to do out there?
Speaker 3 (07:19):
I don't know what there is to do out there.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
We're going to find out what to do out there.
Speaker 3 (07:21):
But I don't want to go eat breakfast talk. I
can make that at home. I can make my own
breakfast tacos. Okay, Okay, I don't know what I want
to do. I want to go. I do want to
eat places that we don't have here obviously, Yeah, but
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like what those places are. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
There's some badass barbecue spots out there.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
I do like Barbie, okay, but I don't like Chewi meat.
Oh Jesus Christ, wait is your fiance coming or is
it just us? She'll come okay, can do it, okay.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
But she's like if we have business. I told her, like,
look if we have been in stuff like off the
time with you later and she's gonna be working remote anyway,
so she'll be working. Well, we're out working. But it
was I looked at it. I almost texted you because
it was ten o'clock. Our night was a Saturday, so
it was midnight in Austin. It was ninety degrees midnight.
(08:20):
I almost texted you like that here too, yo.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
Really yeah, not right now, but in the summer it
can be for sure.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
If anybody has Austin recommendations where the meat isn't too
chewy and it's not a white tourist trap, send it
to us on Instagram at Strawberry and Lazette. But we'll
be in Austin on.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
Like everything in Austin is going to be a white
tourist trap if we want to.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Like, you know what's funny because the places that I
went with my buddy when he got drugged, we went
to a lot of white tourist traps.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
It's like going to Nashville and spending the entire trip
on Broadway, like like no, so very sure it can
be fun, but that's like literally where the tourists go
and what the tourists do. Yeah, yeah, like we need
an Austin native tell.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
Us where to go, right for sure? And that office
is full of them. So we'll get all I have
my list from Austin people, we'll get the list from
the Austin office. But there is this one. Was it
a diner or a restaurant? I swear you've probably the.
Speaker 3 (09:24):
House out the house I miss it so much.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
Yeah we can.
Speaker 4 (09:28):
Uh, there's this restaurant and there's this was this wall
and in like cursive red spray paint, it just says
I love you, like just real quick to do, and
everyone goes and takes a photo of this.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
I guess the story was it was these two lesbians
that were to I don't know if they were married. Yeah,
I don't know if they were married. But then like
one of them opened that restaurants and then it broke
up and then the girl wrote like I love you
and when she left or whatever. So this is like
there's a whole story behind this, like I love you
spray paint and everybody like, Oh, how cute. I'm gonna
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go take a photo in front of it. But like
there's a cool backstory behind it, which I'm probably butchering.
But and so that was one of the places we went.
Speaker 3 (10:11):
So when we go to the wall and say I
love you three times, you turn into a lesbian.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
Hell yeah, it's on. So that place and Tecos Tacos
Ticos Tacos is cool. I got a shirt from there
after I had my breakfast tacos. I did go to
a lot of white tourists place.
Speaker 3 (10:25):
Is that the same Tikos Tacos and Selena's?
Speaker 1 (10:28):
I doubt it? Oh is it Ticos Tacos? Maybe I'm
thinking it. I just saw the shirt today is a.
Speaker 3 (10:32):
Tikos Tacos and Selenas. And you know, I've actually never
been there.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
Tico's Tacos a U s c.
Speaker 3 (10:40):
You know where where to find good huh is on
TikTok Hell yeah, So I'm gonna look on TikTok uh Huh.
Like I want to go to like you know how
Sacramento has the Mermaid Bar. Yeah, yeah, like I want that, Matt, But.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
In Austin, for sure, we can do that. We'll find that.
Speaker 3 (10:59):
I want the slim and huskies.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
The club scene, and it's gonna be summer, so all
the schools are out, like the bar scene is going
to be nice.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
They got bugs, like cicadas. I don't know, you know,
I don't know exactly where the cicadas go. I know
it's a southern thing, yeah, because it was a thing
when I lived in Nashville. They didn't I wasn't living
there for the time of like the you know, the
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every every so many years where they just like swarm
and invade. Yeah, I wasn't there for that, but I
did hear them everywhere. Yeah, the cicadas. Yeah. So, but
I don't know if it's like obviously it's a regional thing,
but I don't know how far it goes. I'm assuming Austin.
Austin is more like on the eastern part of Texas,
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isn't it.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
I have no idea, I think so I just fly
in and fly out.
Speaker 3 (12:00):
Or maybe it's central I don't know. I don't know either.
All right.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
I didn't go to my mom's house, so I don't
have my high school yearbooks, but somehow I found my
elementary school ones. So here is you don't have to
read them all that here is the one I told
you about with the blue sticky. Okay, he says, like,
lay Mally, you stink lay Molly from Nick. Remember I was.
Speaker 3 (12:31):
Telling you, Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
We were in seventh grade. Lay Mollie Molly because everybody
knew I had to crush on Molly, like everybody had
a crush on Molly. And I think I think he
was like.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
What an idiot he said?
Speaker 1 (12:46):
And he spelled it l e. I remember, I'm like,
he spelled it.
Speaker 3 (12:49):
Weird, Eric, Mollie loves you.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
Hey, who said that?
Speaker 3 (12:53):
Wendy? Oh?
Speaker 1 (12:54):
Hell yeah, Wendy?
Speaker 3 (12:55):
What Then she said, PS, just kidding all these years?
Speaker 1 (13:01):
Oh wow, I just found an old photo. Who is this?
Jimmy Jimmy Jong? You suck? I hate you, but I'll
sign this piece of jump anyway. Oh from Chip PS
keep in touch, you suck. I'm not kidding. Eric.
Speaker 3 (13:18):
I hope you have a great summer. Hope to see
you on your paper boy route. Shit, who is that? Ashley?
Speaker 5 (13:26):
Was it k?
Speaker 1 (13:27):
There's a couple of k's.
Speaker 3 (13:28):
With an M.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
Was that a paperboy back then?
Speaker 3 (13:33):
Maybe I was, I guess.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
So.
Speaker 3 (13:34):
Yeah, it has been a great year with you. You've
been a real path.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
But look at all these But remember how, like you said,
your son, they just like signed their names. Look at
all these long ass messages.
Speaker 3 (13:44):
No, yeah, mine was like that too, a long Look
at all.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
These like long ass messages all r. You don't have
to read the whole thing.
Speaker 3 (13:51):
I just relax. I haven't even read it.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
I just looked for that one signature by Nick, and
it's burned in my brain. I knew it was cursive.
I knew it was in red ink.
Speaker 3 (14:02):
Okay, here's here's a nurse. Here's a rhyme. Oh cool,
tulips in the garden, tulips in the park.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
Oh yeah, I know this one.
Speaker 3 (14:14):
But the tulips you like best are twulips in the dark.
Speaker 6 (14:19):
Yeap?
Speaker 1 (14:20):
Who did that?
Speaker 3 (14:22):
Brian?
Speaker 1 (14:23):
Oh, Brian Jones.
Speaker 3 (14:25):
Dude, that's weird how you'd like know all of their
names still because some of these names, like I can't
read the last names. But then once you say it,
I'm like, oh, yeah, I does say that. Well.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
I was essentially with the same group of thirty kids
for eight years of my life, like the first eight
years of my life, first grade through eighth Brian Jones,
he and I, He and I were friends. He uh,
he became a firefighter and then he it he invented
some life saving device that if you're out. I think
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he was a firefighter and then went to CalFire. Like
when you're in a forest fire and all of a sudden,
all the flames start coming to you. He invented some
like fire blanket that you just dig a hole in
the ground and you put this blanket over yourself and
the fire can like go right over and you save
lives like he invented. And I'm like, yo, you're a
firefighter like he was. Yeah, he was a good friend
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of mine.
Speaker 3 (15:17):
I had a great time with you. Hey, you still
have to give me a favor.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
Who's that from?
Speaker 3 (15:23):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
Give me the first name.
Speaker 3 (15:29):
I don't know. I can't It's like some of it's
in highlighter, so I can't really read it. Do you
have front signings too?
Speaker 1 (15:40):
I think I only got these in six seventh and eighth.
Speaker 3 (15:42):
What's your middle name? Why would they say, is that
your middle name?
Speaker 1 (15:48):
That's my handwriting? Yes, I have a middle name.
Speaker 3 (15:53):
That's your real name. Really would not have expected that.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
What's my that I have? An Oh?
Speaker 3 (16:03):
It just that's supposed to be a period. Yeah, you
thought it was zero. I thought it was an O.
I thought your middle name was Mo.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
No, when do you learn cursive writing? Fifth sixth grade?
I think I was just getting into cursive writing. No,
you learned cursive writing earlier than that.
Speaker 3 (16:20):
I don't think that's how you do your f's. But
we already knew you don't know how to write curses.
Oh my god, was this the principal?
Speaker 2 (16:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (16:28):
At one point, sister Angela, this looks like she died.
Did she She might have? No, I don't know. She's
not still alive. Now, there's no way.
Speaker 3 (16:37):
Oh so I okay, So first, can I look for you?
Speaker 1 (16:41):
Yeah, held, I'll even tell you what what year I'm in.
Speaker 3 (16:44):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
So in my elementary school, it's first through eighth, right,
and it was a Catholic school. So you come into
elementary school and like the most hardcore Irish, no nonsense
smack with the ruler. None is your first grade teacher.
And then I think you had a nun.
Speaker 3 (17:06):
Miss McAdams. No, oh, she's the first grade teacher here.
Speaker 1 (17:10):
Oh at that point, she looks young and nice. Yeah,
I didn't have her. I had nuns. And so the
nuns were hardcore, didn't take any shit from No.
Speaker 3 (17:18):
I had teacher none teachers too in middle school.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
Yeah, and so the weirdest thing also, so they lived
on campus. They lived in a convent on campus, but
they would because they were sisters, So they had these
sweaters on. When they would have they said they didn't
have pockets or whatever.
Speaker 3 (17:34):
Is that you They drew on your face? I can't
even see.
Speaker 1 (17:37):
Let me see. Is that mean? Does it look like me?
Speaker 3 (17:40):
I don't know. They drew in your face. Yeah, it
does kind of look like you're actually, but they drew
on your face.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
Maybe I drew it, or maybe maybe somebod else drow
on my face. But my points. So when they would
wipe their nose or blow their nose, they would put
the Kleenex back in their sleeve.
Speaker 3 (17:54):
Oh yeah yeah yeah.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
Is that a non thing or just like an old
person thing?
Speaker 3 (17:58):
Is an old lady thing? Because I saw old ladies
do that in church too, So gross. Yeah, And I
remember being.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
A first grader like that's so gross, Like you have
cleanex in your sleeve, but you can't tell these nuns anything,
like they'll whoop your hat.
Speaker 3 (18:10):
Oh here's you again, hey, first year of.
Speaker 1 (18:15):
In intermediate, intermediate?
Speaker 3 (18:19):
What band?
Speaker 1 (18:20):
Oh? What did you play in elementar school? Clarinet? I
think everybody played clarinet.
Speaker 3 (18:26):
Was it made of skin?
Speaker 1 (18:28):
Because you go in it sucked. You go in, You're like, hey,
I want to play this. I want to play this.
They go no, Oh my god, I want to play saxophone.
They go, no, you're gonna play clarinet. I'm like oh.
And then somebody said like, I want to play drums
and they're like, Nope, you're gonna play this.
Speaker 3 (18:42):
It's so wild, like the like the style, the clothes. Yeah,
boys basketball not they put you on Hoochi daddy shore Yeah.
Oh shd you know it's gross. Those are the same. Damn.
Speaker 1 (18:55):
He's tall, oh Ben tall, blondue with glasses. Yeah, that
was the guy I talked to are standing on a step.
Speaker 3 (19:01):
He's from Chili, Chile.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
He had He was the guy who had like the
hole in his chest. Did I tell you about that?
Speaker 3 (19:08):
No, like his ribs.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
I don't know what it was, but his ribs, you
know how picture of regular ribs. These came in. So
he had a hole. So his trick was he would
put his fist into his He had like a concave rib.
He's just born like that. He's just born like that.
Super tallis from Chile. His family would go back to
Chile every summer. I wonder where you that.
Speaker 3 (19:31):
You know, you look exactly how I pictured you would
look as a kid. Yeah, and you also just look
bad as hell.
Speaker 1 (19:39):
That's what my fiance says too.
Speaker 3 (19:41):
Yeah, you look like a badass kid.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
Like this young whipper snapper.
Speaker 3 (19:48):
Shit. Wait, let me see because this is your books,
the black and white. Yeah, I can't see like your hair.
I want to see your hair color.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
There were hell freckles. Yeah, that's how I got the
nickname Strawberry because my hair was that red.
Speaker 3 (19:57):
So what happened to your freckles?
Speaker 1 (19:59):
They just kind of morphed. I don't know, they fade?
Are they morphed? I looking at that photo, I'm like, damn,
I had a hell of freckles. I don't know.
Speaker 3 (20:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (20:11):
My fiance sees old photos of me, she goes, oh,
you were a badass kid.
Speaker 3 (20:14):
Yeah, you look bad as fuck. You look like the
type of you look like the type of kid that
would be a dick. And then but you thought it
was funny.
Speaker 1 (20:27):
Yeah that's my thing.
Speaker 3 (20:29):
Yeah, I know, so I can imagine you doing that
as a kid, like you would like I could imagine you,
like you would like throw rocks at girls or something. Yeah,
you would like hit them with sticks and be like
and you would like think it's funny, Like you would
be like you would do dickhead shit and also be
super fucking annoying. It's called flirting, but then think it's funny.
Speaker 1 (20:52):
Yeah, you kind of nailed me.
Speaker 3 (20:55):
I can tell. I could see it in your face
and kids like you pissed me the fuck off. Did
you have braces? Oh?
Speaker 1 (21:05):
Yeah, I had braces, and I was so so funny.
I was so excited to get braces because this is weird.
I was excited to get braces. Hell of freckles on
this young guy.
Speaker 3 (21:16):
Wait wait, wait, let me see again.
Speaker 1 (21:18):
No, I use your cell phone at that's right here, Okay,
I think I can take a picture of the phone.
I was so excited. I was so excited to get braces, you.
Speaker 3 (21:30):
Know, set it to visa and be like for your fire.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
I was excited to get braces because when people were
getting braces and then we'd be in recess, like playing ball.
If they get hit in the face, like their lips
started bleeding right, And I was super psyched to get
braces so that because I played a lot of sports
so that my lip would bleed if I got into
some sort of like scrum or something. I was looking
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forward to cutting my lips.
Speaker 3 (22:00):
Why.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (22:01):
I'm like, oh, yeah, I hated that. Have you have
you ever had your lip get stuck? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (22:06):
Like, yeah, it wasn't my favorite part.
Speaker 3 (22:08):
Of the of the worst. I hated that.
Speaker 1 (22:12):
I was hell looking forward to it. And then when
I got him, I'm like, yeah, and I played basketball,
hella hard, played soccer hell hard. Was like running into people.
Speaker 3 (22:20):
Yeah, man, did you like play every sport?
Speaker 1 (22:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (22:26):
I love Eric the stud.
Speaker 1 (22:28):
Hey who wrote that? Was that Brian? Again?
Speaker 3 (22:31):
No, it's some girl?
Speaker 1 (22:32):
Hell yeah?
Speaker 3 (22:33):
Should have been most improved, pretty rad. I feel like
most improved me. I can't tell if you're writing these
things about yourself or someone else's.
Speaker 1 (22:46):
I can tell you for my handwriting. Oh I don't know.
Speaker 3 (22:52):
Oh there's one on the back. Oh, let me show you, Molly.
Speaker 1 (22:54):
Let me tell you the girl I had the crush on,
And you'll be like, of course.
Speaker 3 (22:58):
There was she. She was in your class?
Speaker 1 (23:03):
Yeah, in my class.
Speaker 3 (23:04):
Yeah, Okay, I'm gonna try to find her.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
She'll give you a hint.
Speaker 3 (23:06):
No, I'm gonna I'm just gonna look and be like,
this little girl looks cute.
Speaker 1 (23:11):
So Sean, okay, so while you're looking for her. So
Sean was I probably shouldn't say his last name. So
he had a sleepover party, right, He was one of
those kids that again, we were all together from first
through eighth grade. He came in maybe like fourth or
fifth grade.
Speaker 3 (23:25):
Her because she's also circled.
Speaker 1 (23:28):
Let me see, that's probably her.
Speaker 3 (23:33):
Yeah, yeah, thanks for writing on her face.
Speaker 1 (23:37):
Yeah, I'll find that's when I was in sixth grade.
Holy cow, I'll find a better picture of anyway. So
Sean was having a sleepover party and then like a
bunch of us went over the house. Somebody I don't
I forget which guy it was, in the middle of
the night, got up because we're all sleeping and sleeping
bags in the living room or whatever, went behind the
(23:57):
couch pete and peed in the middle of the night.
Speaker 3 (24:02):
What did he sleepwalk?
Speaker 1 (24:03):
I don't know, but you no, it wasn't me. But
we woke up and Shawn's mom was like, why is
the couch move? She's like, who peede behind the couch,
and whoever it was admitted it or it came out
who it was. But even even as a sixth grader,
I'm like, who gets up at the midnight and pee's
behind a couch? Like, what are you doing?
Speaker 3 (24:24):
Maybe they sleptwalk.
Speaker 1 (24:25):
Could be here's here's our eighth grade photo. See you
can find Molly.
Speaker 3 (24:32):
God, your face just pisses me off.
Speaker 1 (24:36):
That's the name of this podcast.
Speaker 3 (24:38):
Your face pisses me off.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
This episode. She give you a hint?
Speaker 3 (24:44):
No, no, no, okay, Look, I'm just trying to look
for the least goofy one. Is it her? Uh?
Speaker 1 (24:51):
No, she was super cute. Renee is it her? Uh? Sandy, No,
that wasn't her. You're getting close, though.
Speaker 3 (25:01):
Those are the cutest girls in the class.
Speaker 1 (25:03):
How dare you? Nope? Okay, go s trying to give
you a hint.
Speaker 3 (25:07):
No, no, no, okay, hold on, literally everyone else, this
might be a bad picture of her because she is her.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
No, she was hurt cute. No, nobody likes her. No,
nobody liked her either her. Uh that's Elizabeth. I had
a huge crush on her too, But no, that's not her.
You're close. I give up In the middle. Molly, the
blonde girl.
Speaker 3 (25:31):
There's like five blondes in the middle. Let me see
the one with the cramped hair.
Speaker 1 (25:34):
Front row, front row, sad, I mean, sorry, yeah, front
row in the middle. Her, Yeah, don't. She was my
elementary school crushiance is out of your fucking league? First off, out,
dare you? Secondly, that's who you like? I was in
eighth grade, like the only girls.
Speaker 3 (25:55):
I sorry, she she's kind of.
Speaker 1 (25:58):
Those are the only fifteen girl I knew I would
have first, like eight years of my life.
Speaker 2 (26:03):
Well that's not true.
Speaker 3 (26:03):
For the first I would have never, like eight years
of school picked her because she's not to be mean,
I know these are children. Well she's grown up now.
She's kind of goofy looking as a kid. I'm sure
she's changed.
Speaker 1 (26:18):
They seem like an fine on their photo of her.
Why am I looking up? Old?
Speaker 3 (26:22):
Dang, you were tiny.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
I was tin.
Speaker 3 (26:24):
Everyone looks so much bigger than you.
Speaker 1 (26:26):
I was four foot in the four foot hold on whatever.
It was a big deal. There's another redhead named Kelly.
He and I were the shortest. It was a big deal.
When one of us turned five, not turned one of
us became five feet like it was a huge deal
when we were five feet and I think that didn't
happen till like eighth grade maybe uh freshman.
Speaker 3 (26:42):
Something about this being like in black and white just
makes it look like all these people died.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
Oh all those teachers.
Speaker 3 (26:50):
Yeah, when did color yearbooks come out? When was your
first day they were out?
Speaker 1 (26:55):
They were just cheaper. These are cheaper to print black
and white than color.
Speaker 3 (27:01):
And you know what, it's like, what do you mean
we can't have color yearbooks? You know how much money
we fucking pay intuition to come to private school.
Speaker 1 (27:09):
Here's the I don't want to put this on camera.
This yearbook was dedicated to that guy that was the
kid Toucher. He was the kid Toucher. There was a
there was a building on campus that was named after him.
And when the word came out, like yeah, they changed it.
They changed it so fast. Dude, I haven't seen his
(27:33):
face since I was in elementary school.
Speaker 3 (27:35):
Did he touch you?
Speaker 5 (27:36):
No?
Speaker 1 (27:37):
Did I tell you that story? Because I wasn't? Are
you I was?
Speaker 3 (27:41):
Yeah? You did?
Speaker 5 (27:41):
So?
Speaker 4 (27:41):
I was.
Speaker 1 (27:42):
I was not an altar boy, like my mom wouldn't
allow us to be ALTI boys, me or my brother,
but it was it was because she's like, well until
they allow altared girls, you know, I don't want to
support a church that only alter boys. Like she was
like on that type of stuff, which is fine, but yeah,
there were I was one of the few kids in
my class that wasn't an altar boy. And yeah, the
(28:04):
word came out that some of my classmates got uh
got diddled by this dude.
Speaker 3 (28:10):
Are you offended that you did it?
Speaker 1 (28:12):
No, I'm glad because one then I think you weren't.
Like no, it was gross hearing the stories because the
news it was big news. And my sister called me
one morning and she goes, yo, did you hear about
you know, father so and so. I don't want to
say his name, And I'm like no, what she goes,
he just you know, it came out or he got
(28:32):
found at like you know, while he was a pastor
or do they call him not pastors? They call him
a a crez uh. I guess it is a pastor. Yeah,
that he was, you know, messing around with boys. And
I'm like, oh, that's crazy. And then she just went
silent on the phone.
Speaker 2 (28:48):
Because she was waiting for you to be like, yeah,
she's waiting for me to say something and then and
I'm like oh, and I go no me, I'm like Mary,
I was I was never an altar boy, Like he
didn't get anywhere near me.
Speaker 1 (28:59):
And she goes okay, And then a couple of years
later she told me like that like pause that like dramatic,
like when she went silent, she was like fearing the worst.
She goes, that was the longest pause. I was waiting
for you to say something. When I called you, I'm Mike,
Oh whoa. I thought you're just telling me the news, like, hey,
did you hear this father got caught.
Speaker 3 (29:18):
Touch This wasn't funny. I'm like sitting here laughing. Well, no,
but it's because it reminds me of that one what's
his face?
Speaker 6 (29:25):
Like?
Speaker 3 (29:26):
I was brutally molested Bobby Lee.
Speaker 2 (29:29):
Bobby Lee.
Speaker 5 (29:31):
No.
Speaker 3 (29:32):
One summer I was brutally molested.
Speaker 1 (29:34):
No, he said, from the age of like six to
fourteen or something like every day.
Speaker 3 (29:39):
Every day for an entire summer. I was brutally molested
by my neighbor. Would town syndrome, Oh bother it was funny,
but no.
Speaker 1 (29:46):
My sister called me, she goes, this father got it's
in the news. Now he was touching kids and I'm like, oh, crazy,
and then she just went silent and I go, oh.
Speaker 3 (29:57):
He didn't touch me, Like she goes, oh okay.
Speaker 1 (30:00):
I was just wondering and I'm like, no, man, Mom
wouldn't let us be. Alternately, I had.
Speaker 3 (30:03):
A teacher who also got caught. He wasn't my teacher,
he was my sister's teacher. And then my dentist also
got caught with like child porn or something. Yeah, and
I was like, oh, his hands were in my mouth.
Speaker 1 (30:21):
Yeah, right, thinking I know, But what about also all
those those stories that come out, like when you go
into surgery, like yeah, you're unconscious and people are either
like making fun of you or joking or like I
mean they can look at your body, Like those stories
come out.
Speaker 3 (30:39):
All people like microphones. They hide microphones like in their
hair or something. Yep, yep, I'm gonna do that.
Speaker 1 (30:45):
When when's your next surgery? You got one planned? No oh,
but it's like if you gotta go but next time, yeah, yeah,
you never know what they're saying or doing.
Speaker 3 (30:55):
Make a quick book. I know, right, I'm gonna like write,
I'm gonna write degrading Ship on my stomach so that
they read it out loud, and they're like this fat bitch.
I'm gonna have the recording and be like this fat bitch,
dare you? And when and when I'm most vulnerable?
Speaker 1 (31:17):
My most vulnerable? Oh shoot, but yeah, I didn't know
that the yearbook was dedicated to uh that priest.
Speaker 3 (31:26):
This fast bitch really needed this light boat.
Speaker 1 (31:31):
While she's here, Maybe we should also do this. Oh
you said you had something, but it was like, hell, long,
let's get into it real quick.
Speaker 3 (31:38):
It's kind of long.
Speaker 1 (31:39):
Okay, well how long?
Speaker 3 (31:41):
I don't know? All right, so let me pull it
back up because talking.
Speaker 1 (31:46):
About like kid touchers. The whole time we weren't.
Speaker 3 (31:48):
We were talking about how your face pissed me the
fuck off. Okay, you know the whole one hundred men
versus one gorilla conversation one hundred women verse says one
gorilla just entered the chat, but.
Speaker 1 (32:03):
It's still wait, one hundred women, but you're still gonna
get decimated.
Speaker 3 (32:08):
Listen.
Speaker 1 (32:08):
Okay, fine, Okay, Oh, I think I know where they're going.
Speaker 3 (32:13):
Bait slash sacrifice, body Blue Alabama Barker, Oh, Sydney Sweeney. Okay,
Sophie Rain.
Speaker 1 (32:22):
I don't know who Sophie I know the name though.
Speaker 3 (32:24):
Ice Spice and Blake Lively have been chosen for the
bait slash sacrifice.
Speaker 1 (32:28):
How quickly the world turned against Blake Lively though, with
the girl's girl like the millennium, I mean, the millennial queen.
Speaker 3 (32:36):
Yeah, she turned into like public enemy number one, public
enemy mean girl. Yeah, she's like the ultimate mean girl.
Speaker 1 (32:44):
Okay, so those are the girls gonna get sacrificed. See
the Gorilla lull, the gorilla in the fallse sense.
Speaker 3 (32:48):
Of security and I'm not I'm not going to read
the numbers, but this is a list of one hundred women. Okay, Strategists,
Abby Lee Miller, What the fuck is the difference strategists?
Speaker 1 (32:58):
People come up with strategists strategy. Sorry you said strategists.
Speaker 3 (33:02):
I know, couldn't that not be the same thing. It's strategists,
not a word strategists.
Speaker 1 (33:09):
If you have been saying strategists in your.
Speaker 3 (33:11):
Life, I might have been strategist strategists. Strategists sounds fancy.
Go for it, Abby Lee Miller, I haven't really is
that not a word for real? Melania Trump? Okay, Joan
of Arc.
Speaker 1 (33:26):
Oh, okay, Leaders.
Speaker 3 (33:28):
Okay, Heidi Lamar, Hetty Lamar Michelle Obama, Princess Diana, Lady Gaga,
Kamala Kamala, Harris, Cleopatra, Hillary Clinton, Chapelone have been chosen
(33:49):
as leaders.
Speaker 1 (33:50):
Okay, hold on one time for Kanye.
Speaker 5 (33:51):
There's product here, and this is where you end up
right here. If you could communicate this product, you can
make money.
Speaker 3 (33:58):
Off the product.
Speaker 1 (34:00):
There's product here, sorry.
Speaker 3 (34:01):
And this is where you end here.
Speaker 5 (34:04):
If you could communicate this product, you can make money
off the product. Because look at Gaga. She's the creative
director of Polaroid.
Speaker 1 (34:14):
I like some of the Gaga songs.
Speaker 3 (34:16):
What the fuck does she know about cameras? Okay, okay,
go ahead. Michelle Obama Chaperone, which I don't know why
chaperone has been chosen as a leader.
Speaker 1 (34:27):
I don't either.
Speaker 3 (34:29):
She's she's I don't really like her as a person.
I don't think oh okay, not that I know her,
but I feel like she's one of those artists that
like hates their fans. Mmmm.
Speaker 1 (34:39):
Yeah. She has been known to like call me, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (34:43):
She's mean girl. She should be sacrificed. Finance. Chris Jenner,
The Dance Mom's Lori Griner, No, Lori grinds. I don't
know who that is? Okay, okay, uniform design You guys.
Speaker 1 (34:57):
Are doing uniforms. We're not doing uniforms because.
Speaker 3 (35:00):
The women have thought of everything. Donna Tella Versace.
Speaker 1 (35:05):
Lori Griner is the lady on Shark Tank, the blonde lady.
Speaker 3 (35:07):
Okay, okay, okay, so she was one of the finance Okay, cool,
we agree, vera wayg Coco Chanel. These are the who
the uniform designs distractions?
Speaker 1 (35:18):
Oh okay, here we go.
Speaker 3 (35:20):
Ellen's de generous jojo siwah. Okay, the record player is
inside of it? Girl, I don't know who that is.
Sophia Vergara and Kim Kardashian, the last two I don't
agree with. Actually, Sophia Forgara could be a good distraction.
Speaker 1 (35:36):
Uh what is this?
Speaker 3 (35:39):
What are those in your hands?
Speaker 2 (35:41):
Elia Rario and Taylor Shift albums?
Speaker 3 (35:43):
Why do you eat those? You could just listen to
it on YouTube. You need an actual, like record player
for these? Do you know what a record players?
Speaker 2 (35:51):
Inside of this?
Speaker 3 (35:54):
You don't know what record player is? Do you what
is she.
Speaker 6 (35:59):
Holding the record for?
Speaker 2 (36:00):
Actually? Inside of this?
Speaker 1 (36:02):
Oh my god, this poor little girl has the biggest
overbite you've ever seen. Also, like she has face.
Speaker 3 (36:10):
I agree with her being a distraction.
Speaker 1 (36:11):
So she's a meme.
Speaker 3 (36:12):
Yeah, okay, verbal this is the verbal assault team. Okay,
Bahad Bahabi Okay, yeah, she'd do it. Azalea Banks okay,
Natalie none do I. Natalie Nunn was a bad Girls
club girl and now she has her own batties show
or something.
Speaker 1 (36:30):
Okay. Oh yeah, yeah, she's the one.
Speaker 3 (36:32):
With the big chiny hr h collection. I don't know
what that is.
Speaker 1 (36:37):
Okay, she does have a big chin.
Speaker 3 (36:39):
Here's what we get, here's where we get dirty. First attack,
ray Ray Ripley, ray A Ripley, Serena Williams, Megan Stallion, Beyonce, uh,
Catnus Everdeen.
Speaker 1 (36:55):
Okay, because it had a theme. Do you notice the
theme going on until Catnus Everdeen?
Speaker 3 (37:01):
Black Girls?
Speaker 1 (37:02):
Yeah, this is the first attack.
Speaker 3 (37:06):
I was just thinking, like big bitches like Serena Williams,
Megan Stallion, and then it got to Beyonce and I
was like, I feel like they just are a Beyonce
fan because I would not put her in there. Catus Eberdeen,
Maddie Ziegler Okay, Lizzo, Miley Cyrus, Okay, halftime entertainment, you.
Speaker 1 (37:28):
Guys, said at halftime show.
Speaker 3 (37:31):
Nicki Minaj, when you have some time, you should put
together your own list of one hundred men. Nicki Minaj,
Charlie XCX, Addison, Ray, Iggy, Zalea Shakira emotional.
Speaker 1 (37:42):
Support, Showy emotional support.
Speaker 3 (37:44):
Drew Barrymore and Kelly Clarkson. For Sure, Yes, Catering oh
boy naras Smith. She's a TikToker. She's like makes every
fucking thing from.
Speaker 1 (37:56):
Little scrat like her. I like her.
Speaker 3 (37:58):
Second Attack Trina Vega from Victorious, Cardi B Charlie Demalio, Damilio, Scarlett, Johansson,
glowrillaa jt Naomi Campbell, Angelina Jolie, Megan Fox, Bree Larsen
and Rihanna. Second Attack Team.
Speaker 1 (38:19):
Good, Second Attack Team Okay, Okay.
Speaker 3 (38:21):
Third Attack Bianca Belair, Neither, Chloe Kardashian, Courtney Kardashian, Ray,
Mariah Carey, Doja Cat, Britney Spears, Kesha, Paris Hilton, j
Loo and Alicia Keys. This third attack is kind of
weak to me the place. Yeah, I don't, I'm not.
(38:42):
I don't agree with the Third Attack team, but maybe
they're like, maybe they're the ones who's left that aren't
strong enough for first or second attack. They're like, you
guys can be the finishers, but it's gonna be after
you know this one gorilla has already taken the team
of all these people. Okay, defense, We're now at number
seventy one Defense Meryl Street okay, Kate Winslet, Zendaia okay,
(39:08):
Kendall Jenner, why no, no, writer, Milacunas, Sarah Saraha fuck Sarah,
Jessica Parker Okay. I don't really see them as a
good defense team either, Like what, like, what are they
defending because it's not the gorilla us against the gorilla.
Speaker 1 (39:23):
No, they're either old or they're like frail, Like Zendea
is a tiny.
Speaker 3 (39:27):
Girl, but Zendea is from Oakland.
Speaker 1 (39:29):
Yeah, good point. But like her and Kendall Jenner, Yeah,
they're both.
Speaker 3 (39:35):
I wouldn't want Kendall Jenner defending me. No, all right,
HiPE gals, here we go, Meghan Trainer, Gwen Stefani, Yeah,
Cupcake Flow Millie Okay, good hype crew negotiators in case
fighting doesn't work. Uh huh, we have negotiators one hundred
women versus one at number eighty two. Wendy Williams, Tricia
(39:57):
pay yat Pai yat hig Yes, papas, Missy Elliott Latto,
Sexy Red Rico Nasty.
Speaker 1 (40:07):
Sexy Red is a negotiator. I want to put her
up bow bow, bow bow. I want to put her
up in the sacrifices. I want her first ways, I
want her in third attack. What okay? Maybe yeah, okay, okay.
Speaker 3 (40:19):
Yeah, yeah, she's good for something. I don't know what yet,
find out a non sacrifice, okay, peace building. Emma Watson, Oprah,
Natalie Portman, Stevie Nicks, Jodie Foster.
Speaker 1 (40:31):
These are good healers, okay.
Speaker 3 (40:34):
Meredith Gray, Yes, yes, Christina Yang, Okay, that's funny. Lisa Cuddy.
Dominic pet Petrova. It's kind of hard to read looks
like this.
Speaker 6 (40:50):
In Dominic was the dom What Dominic Petrova? I think, uh,
Petrusso not the guy.
Speaker 3 (41:02):
I don't know. All right, Okay, we're we're nearing the
end of the list here. Entertainment Team number two.
Speaker 1 (41:08):
Oh, Dominika Petrova is somebody I don't know who.
Speaker 3 (41:13):
Cool, okay, Alex Consoni, Kate McKinnon, okay, Eliana.
Speaker 1 (41:23):
Something with a K hand.
Speaker 3 (41:26):
Yeah, I don't I don't funk with entertainment team number
two because I don't even know who they are. And
number one hundred, our last resort our Hail Mary is
the Virgin Mary.
Speaker 1 (41:39):
Why don't you just start with her, be like this
war is over.
Speaker 3 (41:45):
She's not a hypnotist, Like why would you say it
like that? But that is the list. One hundred men,
one hundred women versus one gorilla.
Speaker 1 (41:54):
It's a good list, it's a good team. It's well organized.
Speaker 3 (41:57):
Well that's what that's what happens when it's women.
Speaker 1 (42:01):
Yeah, I mean it's one hundred women are still gonna
die from the gorilla. People vastly underestimate how big and
dangerous and scary wild animals are.
Speaker 3 (42:15):
I know, I've seen.
Speaker 5 (42:18):
Of it.
Speaker 3 (42:18):
Like, Okay, in my head, I'm thinking, like a hundred
men versus one gorilla. Sure, maybe the first like ten
are going to be sacrificed, like for sure, you know, yeah,
but you got a hold ninety other men. Like in
my head it feels possible. Numbers wise, numbers wise, Yeah,
(42:39):
But then I see a video of like two gorillas
fighting and I'm like, yeah, like, you're not surviving a hit, no,
and even if you do, you're going to be massively injured,
like down bad, like hit by a fucking truck.
Speaker 1 (42:58):
Yeah. I'm sure people have said this already, but I
think the only chance is it all one hundred people
just rush the grill at the same time.
Speaker 3 (43:07):
I'm going for the eyes.
Speaker 1 (43:09):
Yeah, it's screwed. Poor gorillas. Maybe when we go to Austin,
we can break into the zoo and try to fight
a gorilla with ninety ninety on other people.
Speaker 3 (43:19):
Do they have a zoo?
Speaker 1 (43:20):
Sure they do. I don't know.
Speaker 4 (43:22):
Oh well, we'll be in Austin next week.
Speaker 1 (43:26):
Yeah. Reach out to us on Instagram at Strawberry and Lazette.
Thank you for podcasting with us and checking out our
YouTube page YouTube Strawberry and Lazette follow us on Instagram.
Speaker 3 (43:35):
I'm at Lisette love l A Z E T t
E l O V e E.
Speaker 1 (43:38):
I am at Strawberry Radio. We'll talk to you next time. Peace,
Episode sixty six of the Mexican Ginger Podcast. We talked
about the Austin serial killer that we're gonna go out
and visit. Lazette hating my face, kids I went to
school with, and what would happen if one hundred women
took on a gorilla? All that and more coming up next.
It's podcast time.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
It's the Strawberry And was that Mexican Ginger podcast not
suitable for a younger audience?
Speaker 1 (00:24):
So next week Lazette and I will be in Austin.
We're making our first trip to Austin and u Sokaba
news articles. This article says fears of a serial killer.
Proudly I saw that after nineteen bodies pulled from the
lake in the last three years.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
So I can't remember if I saw this on Instagram
or if it was like something on TikTok.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
It's been all over you probably saw it everywhere.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
But no, but I saw this a while ago.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Uh huh.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
And I'm like, Okay, great, dude, that's where we're going.
And this tie is just like okay, just won't go
anywhere by myself.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Yeah, well this ties into and I'll read some of
this article in a podcast or two ago. We were
talking about how when I was out in Austin a
couple years back with my buddy, like we think he
got drugged because we were doing shot shot. Then he
was just like obliterated, Like I was carrying him from
the club to the car and from the car to
(01:29):
the hotel, like I was carrying this guy. So anyway,
this article says it like, yeah, nineteen bodies, and they're
all like.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
But it's been spread out.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Sure, right, Yeah, it's been spread out. But in the
last three years there's been nineteen bodies I think thirty
since twenty twenty two. But they're all like generally like
dudes who are partying in this area because the lake
is near Rainy Street, where like the party areas, like
the clubs and everything. So they're like, I mean, I
(01:58):
don't know what kind of ties into, Like my buddy
thought he got drug. Anyway, A body believed to be
men most of them.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
Oh well then I'm safe. Wow, carry on.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
A body believed to be of a teenage boy missing
since Sunday, was discovered by a paddle border in Ladybird
Lake in Austin, Texas Tuesday. That would suck to find
a dead body floating in the water.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
I know you're the one finds it and stuff.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
The discovery has renewed fears that a mass murderer, dubbed
the Rainy Street Ripper, is on the loose in the city.
We're close to a million residents. Police insists that a
killer is not roaming the streets, and they've said only
one of the cases was homicide, but a half dozen
of the bodies dragged from Ladybird Lake have causes of
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death still remaining unknown. It was, however, the thirtieth male
corpse to be discovered. You would think that, like since
twenty twenty two.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
Like, whose genius idea was it to put a lake
next to where people just get drunk, like so drunk?
You know what if they're just drunk and they fall
into the lake.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
That's what some of the cops are saying. The cops
are saying they're just getting drunk and like falling into
the lake and not being able to swim their way out.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
The cop is the killer, could be one of the
cops is the serial killer.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Two cops were found in the river in April. A
petition has over six thousand signatures where people are insisting
in the Austin Police Department investigate these because the people
who sign the petition think that these are not accidents.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
So I the last book I read, uh huh was
like really not true crimey but like low key. You know,
it's always who you don't expect it to be. Yeah,
and it's always the person who can like who has
enough control and can like control the narrative and cover
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their tracks, right, like Dexter, Everything points to the cop
is the killer.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Maybe you know a lot of these cops they pick
up extra hourss like off duty officers, like bouncing at
the clubs, like being secure.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
I didn't know that, actually, yeah, so.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
They'll they'll pick up extra hours working the club scene. Maybe. Okay,
see boom, the guy gets a little too like, oh,
you can't tell me what I can't really I can't. Okay,
I guess what, Stab, Stab, You're dead, drag your body
at the lake. You're gonna sink to the bottom. No
one's gonna find it.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
No, I mean, they wouldn't do it like that. You
can't just kill them in front of everyone.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Drug them. That's why they get drugged. Everyone's getting drugged
out there.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
Yeah, but you said stab, I just.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
Just figure speech. You know how you say no, I
don't the official Okay, he was found two days later.
Oh yeah, so this one guy, twenty one year old
guy named Christian he was He disappeared after a night
out on Rainy Street. This is in twenty nineteen. He
was found two days later, so badly beaten that he
fell into a coma for a month. The police report
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said he quote fell into a lake in a tragic accident.
This says. Bodies have shown up in Ladybird Lake for
most of its history. However, they started the game media
attention when six men with similar features were found dead
among the same time in twenty twenty two.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
Okay, yeah, so this cop is gay.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
What's the dude to Jeffrey Dahmer.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Well he didn't really have a type though,
but he was human. Organ is his type. Yeah yeah,
so he didn't have like a type he was targeting.
He just was gay.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Yeah, there may be a serial killer when we go
to Austin.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
This cop is gay and has a type. What do
they look like? Are you his type?
Speaker 1 (05:40):
I hope not? Hope not, dude. Austin's gonna be so fun.
Are we down for BUCkies? BUCkies is a thing.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
How are we going to get to all these places?
Speaker 1 (05:51):
We're renting a car? We are, yeah, because we're going
to spend So we're going down there to meet with
a lot of the salespeople at the radio station in
Austin that we work at and meet some clients and stuff.
But it's not just gonna be hotel, radio station, back
to hotel, Like we're gonna go explore, Like we're gonna go.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
Yeah, I just assumed that we would uber everywhere. That's
why I was like, I don't want an uber an
hour to BUCkies.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
No, no, no, no, We'll get a car. We'll get a car,
but yeah, we gotta go explore. Like I have a list.
I have a list of recommendations people gave us, like
try the best food over here, best drink over here.
Breakfast tacos. Breakfast tacos is a thing in Austin. I
think maybe Texas as a whole, but breakfast tacos are
a thing.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
Okay, don't get offended.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
I'm not saying like they're Mexican tacos, not saying.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
I was just gonna I was just gonna ask, like
this sounds very like white people tourist trap. Yeah, I
don't really want to do that, say, have food car.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
You know how Portland has like parking lots just full
of food trucks.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
No, I don't. I've been to Portland once and it
was that fun. I didn't want to go back.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
Austin has like these, like these parking lots that are
just full of food trucks, Like the food truck scene
is like kind of but they're just always there.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
But I don't know if I want to go to
Austin and just like eat food trucks.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
No, we don't have to. We have What do you
want to do out there?
Speaker 3 (07:19):
I don't know what there is to do out there.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
We're going to find out what to do out there.
Speaker 3 (07:21):
But I don't want to go eat breakfast talk. I
can make that at home. I can make my own
breakfast tacos. Okay, Okay, I don't know what I want
to do. I want to go. I do want to
eat places that we don't have here obviously, Yeah, but
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like what those places are. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
There's some badass barbecue spots out there.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
I do like Barbie, okay, but I don't like Chewi meat.
Oh Jesus Christ, wait is your fiance coming or is
it just us? She'll come okay, can do it, okay.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
But she's like if we have business. I told her, like,
look if we have been in stuff like off the
time with you later and she's gonna be working remote anyway,
so she'll be working. Well, we're out working. But it
was I looked at it. I almost texted you because
it was ten o'clock. Our night was a Saturday, so
it was midnight in Austin. It was ninety degrees midnight.
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I almost texted you like that here too, yo.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
Really yeah, not right now, but in the summer it
can be for sure.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
If anybody has Austin recommendations where the meat isn't too
chewy and it's not a white tourist trap, send it
to us on Instagram at Strawberry and Lazette. But we'll
be in Austin on.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
Like everything in Austin is going to be a white
tourist trap if we want to.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Like, you know what's funny because the places that I
went with my buddy when he got drugged, we went
to a lot of white tourist traps.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
It's like going to Nashville and spending the entire trip
on Broadway, like like no, so very sure it can
be fun, but that's like literally where the tourists go
and what the tourists do. Yeah, yeah, like we need
an Austin native tell.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
Us where to go, right for sure? And that office
is full of them. So we'll get all I have
my list from Austin people, we'll get the list from
the Austin office. But there is this one. Was it
a diner or a restaurant? I swear you've probably the.
Speaker 3 (09:24):
House out the house I miss it so much.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
Yeah we can.
Speaker 4 (09:28):
Uh, there's this restaurant and there's this was this wall
and in like cursive red spray paint, it just says
I love you, like just real quick to do, and
everyone goes and takes a photo of this.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
I guess the story was it was these two lesbians
that were to I don't know if they were married. Yeah,
I don't know if they were married. But then like
one of them opened that restaurants and then it broke
up and then the girl wrote like I love you
and when she left or whatever. So this is like
there's a whole story behind this, like I love you
spray paint and everybody like, Oh, how cute. I'm gonna
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go take a photo in front of it. But like
there's a cool backstory behind it, which I'm probably butchering.
But and so that was one of the places we went.
Speaker 3 (10:11):
So when we go to the wall and say I
love you three times, you turn into a lesbian.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
Hell yeah, it's on. So that place and Tecos Tacos
Ticos Tacos is cool. I got a shirt from there
after I had my breakfast tacos. I did go to
a lot of white tourists place.
Speaker 3 (10:25):
Is that the same Tikos Tacos and Selena's?
Speaker 1 (10:28):
I doubt it? Oh is it Ticos Tacos? Maybe I'm
thinking it. I just saw the shirt today is a.
Speaker 3 (10:32):
Tikos Tacos and Selenas. And you know, I've actually never
been there.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
Tico's Tacos a U s c.
Speaker 3 (10:40):
You know where where to find good huh is on
TikTok Hell yeah, So I'm gonna look on TikTok uh Huh.
Like I want to go to like you know how
Sacramento has the Mermaid Bar. Yeah, yeah, like I want that, Matt, But.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
In Austin, for sure, we can do that. We'll find that.
Speaker 3 (10:59):
I want the slim and huskies.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
The club scene, and it's gonna be summer, so all
the schools are out, like the bar scene is going
to be nice.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
They got bugs, like cicadas. I don't know, you know,
I don't know exactly where the cicadas go. I know
it's a southern thing, yeah, because it was a thing
when I lived in Nashville. They didn't I wasn't living
there for the time of like the you know, the
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every every so many years where they just like swarm
and invade. Yeah, I wasn't there for that, but I
did hear them everywhere. Yeah, the cicadas. Yeah. So, but
I don't know if it's like obviously it's a regional thing,
but I don't know how far it goes. I'm assuming Austin.
Austin is more like on the eastern part of Texas,
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isn't it.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
I have no idea, I think so I just fly
in and fly out.
Speaker 3 (12:00):
Or maybe it's central I don't know. I don't know either.
All right.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
I didn't go to my mom's house, so I don't
have my high school yearbooks, but somehow I found my
elementary school ones. So here is you don't have to
read them all that here is the one I told
you about with the blue sticky. Okay, he says, like,
lay Mally, you stink lay Molly from Nick. Remember I was.
Speaker 3 (12:31):
Telling you, Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
We were in seventh grade. Lay Mollie Molly because everybody
knew I had to crush on Molly, like everybody had
a crush on Molly. And I think I think he
was like.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
What an idiot he said?
Speaker 1 (12:46):
And he spelled it l e. I remember, I'm like,
he spelled it.
Speaker 3 (12:49):
Weird, Eric, Mollie loves you.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
Hey, who said that?
Speaker 3 (12:53):
Wendy? Oh?
Speaker 1 (12:54):
Hell yeah, Wendy?
Speaker 3 (12:55):
What Then she said, PS, just kidding all these years?
Speaker 1 (13:01):
Oh wow, I just found an old photo. Who is this?
Jimmy Jimmy Jong? You suck? I hate you, but I'll
sign this piece of jump anyway. Oh from Chip PS
keep in touch, you suck. I'm not kidding. Eric.
Speaker 3 (13:18):
I hope you have a great summer. Hope to see
you on your paper boy route. Shit, who is that? Ashley?
Speaker 5 (13:26):
Was it k?
Speaker 1 (13:27):
There's a couple of k's.
Speaker 3 (13:28):
With an M.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
Was that a paperboy back then?
Speaker 3 (13:33):
Maybe I was, I guess.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
So.
Speaker 3 (13:34):
Yeah, it has been a great year with you. You've
been a real path.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
But look at all these But remember how, like you said,
your son, they just like signed their names. Look at
all these long ass messages.
Speaker 3 (13:44):
No, yeah, mine was like that too, a long Look
at all.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
These like long ass messages all r. You don't have
to read the whole thing.
Speaker 3 (13:51):
I just relax. I haven't even read it.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
I just looked for that one signature by Nick, and
it's burned in my brain. I knew it was cursive.
I knew it was in red ink.
Speaker 3 (14:02):
Okay, here's here's a nurse. Here's a rhyme. Oh cool,
tulips in the garden, tulips in the park.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
Oh yeah, I know this one.
Speaker 3 (14:14):
But the tulips you like best are twulips in the dark.
Speaker 6 (14:19):
Yeap?
Speaker 1 (14:20):
Who did that?
Speaker 3 (14:22):
Brian?
Speaker 1 (14:23):
Oh, Brian Jones.
Speaker 3 (14:25):
Dude, that's weird how you'd like know all of their
names still because some of these names, like I can't
read the last names. But then once you say it,
I'm like, oh, yeah, I does say that. Well.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
I was essentially with the same group of thirty kids
for eight years of my life, like the first eight
years of my life, first grade through eighth Brian Jones,
he and I, He and I were friends. He uh,
he became a firefighter and then he it he invented
some life saving device that if you're out. I think
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he was a firefighter and then went to CalFire. Like
when you're in a forest fire and all of a sudden,
all the flames start coming to you. He invented some
like fire blanket that you just dig a hole in
the ground and you put this blanket over yourself and
the fire can like go right over and you save
lives like he invented. And I'm like, yo, you're a
firefighter like he was. Yeah, he was a good friend
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of mine.
Speaker 3 (15:17):
I had a great time with you. Hey, you still
have to give me a favor.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
Who's that from?
Speaker 3 (15:23):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
Give me the first name.
Speaker 3 (15:29):
I don't know. I can't It's like some of it's
in highlighter, so I can't really read it. Do you
have front signings too?
Speaker 1 (15:40):
I think I only got these in six seventh and eighth.
Speaker 3 (15:42):
What's your middle name? Why would they say, is that
your middle name?
Speaker 1 (15:48):
That's my handwriting? Yes, I have a middle name.
Speaker 3 (15:53):
That's your real name. Really would not have expected that.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
What's my that I have? An Oh?
Speaker 3 (16:03):
It just that's supposed to be a period. Yeah, you
thought it was zero. I thought it was an O.
I thought your middle name was Mo.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
No, when do you learn cursive writing? Fifth sixth grade?
I think I was just getting into cursive writing. No,
you learned cursive writing earlier than that.
Speaker 3 (16:20):
I don't think that's how you do your f's. But
we already knew you don't know how to write curses.
Oh my god, was this the principal?
Speaker 2 (16:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (16:28):
At one point, sister Angela, this looks like she died.
Did she She might have? No, I don't know. She's
not still alive. Now, there's no way.
Speaker 3 (16:37):
Oh so I okay, So first, can I look for you?
Speaker 1 (16:41):
Yeah, held, I'll even tell you what what year I'm in.
Speaker 3 (16:44):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
So in my elementary school, it's first through eighth, right,
and it was a Catholic school. So you come into
elementary school and like the most hardcore Irish, no nonsense
smack with the ruler. None is your first grade teacher.
And then I think you had a nun.
Speaker 3 (17:06):
Miss McAdams. No, oh, she's the first grade teacher here.
Speaker 1 (17:10):
Oh at that point, she looks young and nice. Yeah,
I didn't have her. I had nuns. And so the
nuns were hardcore, didn't take any shit from No.
Speaker 3 (17:18):
I had teacher none teachers too in middle school.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
Yeah, and so the weirdest thing also, so they lived
on campus. They lived in a convent on campus, but
they would because they were sisters, So they had these
sweaters on. When they would have they said they didn't
have pockets or whatever.
Speaker 3 (17:34):
Is that you They drew on your face? I can't
even see.
Speaker 1 (17:37):
Let me see. Is that mean? Does it look like me?
Speaker 3 (17:40):
I don't know. They drew in your face. Yeah, it
does kind of look like you're actually, but they drew
on your face.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
Maybe I drew it, or maybe maybe somebod else drow
on my face. But my points. So when they would
wipe their nose or blow their nose, they would put
the Kleenex back in their sleeve.
Speaker 3 (17:54):
Oh yeah yeah yeah.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
Is that a non thing or just like an old
person thing?
Speaker 3 (17:58):
Is an old lady thing? Because I saw old ladies
do that in church too, So gross. Yeah, And I
remember being.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
A first grader like that's so gross, Like you have
cleanex in your sleeve, but you can't tell these nuns anything,
like they'll whoop your hat.
Speaker 3 (18:10):
Oh here's you again, hey, first year of.
Speaker 1 (18:15):
In intermediate, intermediate?
Speaker 3 (18:19):
What band?
Speaker 1 (18:20):
Oh? What did you play in elementar school? Clarinet? I
think everybody played clarinet.
Speaker 3 (18:26):
Was it made of skin?
Speaker 1 (18:28):
Because you go in it sucked. You go in, You're like, hey,
I want to play this. I want to play this.
They go no, Oh my god, I want to play saxophone.
They go, no, you're gonna play clarinet. I'm like oh.
And then somebody said like, I want to play drums
and they're like, Nope, you're gonna play this.
Speaker 3 (18:42):
It's so wild, like the like the style, the clothes. Yeah,
boys basketball not they put you on Hoochi daddy shore Yeah.
Oh shd you know it's gross. Those are the same. Damn.
Speaker 1 (18:55):
He's tall, oh Ben tall, blondue with glasses. Yeah, that
was the guy I talked to are standing on a step.
Speaker 3 (19:01):
He's from Chili, Chile.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
He had He was the guy who had like the
hole in his chest. Did I tell you about that?
Speaker 3 (19:08):
No, like his ribs.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
I don't know what it was, but his ribs, you
know how picture of regular ribs. These came in. So
he had a hole. So his trick was he would
put his fist into his He had like a concave rib.
He's just born like that. He's just born like that.
Super tallis from Chile. His family would go back to
Chile every summer. I wonder where you that.
Speaker 3 (19:31):
You know, you look exactly how I pictured you would
look as a kid. Yeah, and you also just look
bad as hell.
Speaker 1 (19:39):
That's what my fiance says too.
Speaker 3 (19:41):
Yeah, you look like a badass kid.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
Like this young whipper snapper.
Speaker 3 (19:48):
Shit. Wait, let me see because this is your books,
the black and white. Yeah, I can't see like your hair.
I want to see your hair color.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
There were hell freckles. Yeah, that's how I got the
nickname Strawberry because my hair was that red.
Speaker 3 (19:57):
So what happened to your freckles?
Speaker 1 (19:59):
They just kind of morphed. I don't know, they fade?
Are they morphed? I looking at that photo, I'm like, damn,
I had a hell of freckles. I don't know.
Speaker 3 (20:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (20:11):
My fiance sees old photos of me, she goes, oh,
you were a badass kid.
Speaker 3 (20:14):
Yeah, you look bad as fuck. You look like the
type of you look like the type of kid that
would be a dick. And then but you thought it
was funny.
Speaker 1 (20:27):
Yeah that's my thing.
Speaker 3 (20:29):
Yeah, I know, so I can imagine you doing that
as a kid, like you would like I could imagine you,
like you would like throw rocks at girls or something. Yeah,
you would like hit them with sticks and be like
and you would like think it's funny, Like you would
be like you would do dickhead shit and also be
super fucking annoying. It's called flirting, but then think it's funny.
Speaker 1 (20:52):
Yeah, you kind of nailed me.
Speaker 3 (20:55):
I can tell. I could see it in your face
and kids like you pissed me the fuck off. Did
you have braces? Oh?
Speaker 1 (21:05):
Yeah, I had braces, and I was so so funny.
I was so excited to get braces because this is weird.
I was excited to get braces. Hell of freckles on
this young guy.
Speaker 3 (21:16):
Wait wait, wait, let me see again.
Speaker 1 (21:18):
No, I use your cell phone at that's right here, Okay,
I think I can take a picture of the phone.
I was so excited. I was so excited to get braces, you.
Speaker 3 (21:30):
Know, set it to visa and be like for your fire.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
I was excited to get braces because when people were
getting braces and then we'd be in recess, like playing ball.
If they get hit in the face, like their lips
started bleeding right, And I was super psyched to get
braces so that because I played a lot of sports
so that my lip would bleed if I got into
some sort of like scrum or something. I was looking
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forward to cutting my lips.
Speaker 3 (22:00):
Why.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (22:01):
I'm like, oh, yeah, I hated that. Have you have
you ever had your lip get stuck? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (22:06):
Like, yeah, it wasn't my favorite part.
Speaker 3 (22:08):
Of the of the worst. I hated that.
Speaker 1 (22:12):
I was hell looking forward to it. And then when
I got him, I'm like, yeah, and I played basketball,
hella hard, played soccer hell hard. Was like running into people.
Speaker 3 (22:20):
Yeah, man, did you like play every sport?
Speaker 1 (22:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (22:26):
I love Eric the stud.
Speaker 1 (22:28):
Hey who wrote that? Was that Brian? Again?
Speaker 3 (22:31):
No, it's some girl?
Speaker 1 (22:32):
Hell yeah?
Speaker 3 (22:33):
Should have been most improved, pretty rad. I feel like
most improved me. I can't tell if you're writing these
things about yourself or someone else's.
Speaker 1 (22:46):
I can tell you for my handwriting. Oh I don't know.
Speaker 3 (22:52):
Oh there's one on the back. Oh, let me show you, Molly.
Speaker 1 (22:54):
Let me tell you the girl I had the crush on,
And you'll be like, of course.
Speaker 3 (22:58):
There was she. She was in your class?
Speaker 1 (23:03):
Yeah, in my class.
Speaker 3 (23:04):
Yeah, Okay, I'm gonna try to find her.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
She'll give you a hint.
Speaker 3 (23:06):
No, I'm gonna I'm just gonna look and be like,
this little girl looks cute.
Speaker 1 (23:11):
So Sean, okay, so while you're looking for her. So
Sean was I probably shouldn't say his last name. So
he had a sleepover party, right, He was one of
those kids that again, we were all together from first
through eighth grade. He came in maybe like fourth or
fifth grade.
Speaker 3 (23:25):
Her because she's also circled.
Speaker 1 (23:28):
Let me see, that's probably her.
Speaker 3 (23:33):
Yeah, yeah, thanks for writing on her face.
Speaker 1 (23:37):
Yeah, I'll find that's when I was in sixth grade.
Holy cow, I'll find a better picture of anyway. So
Sean was having a sleepover party and then like a
bunch of us went over the house. Somebody I don't
I forget which guy it was, in the middle of
the night, got up because we're all sleeping and sleeping
bags in the living room or whatever, went behind the
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couch pete and peed in the middle of the night.
Speaker 3 (24:02):
What did he sleepwalk?
Speaker 1 (24:03):
I don't know, but you no, it wasn't me. But
we woke up and Shawn's mom was like, why is
the couch move? She's like, who peede behind the couch,
and whoever it was admitted it or it came out
who it was. But even even as a sixth grader,
I'm like, who gets up at the midnight and pee's
behind a couch? Like, what are you doing?
Speaker 3 (24:24):
Maybe they sleptwalk.
Speaker 1 (24:25):
Could be here's here's our eighth grade photo. See you
can find Molly.
Speaker 3 (24:32):
God, your face just pisses me off.
Speaker 1 (24:36):
That's the name of this podcast.
Speaker 3 (24:38):
Your face pisses me off.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
This episode. She give you a hint?
Speaker 3 (24:44):
No, no, no, okay, Look, I'm just trying to look
for the least goofy one. Is it her? Uh?
Speaker 1 (24:51):
No, she was super cute. Renee is it her? Uh? Sandy, No,
that wasn't her. You're getting close, though.
Speaker 3 (25:01):
Those are the cutest girls in the class.
Speaker 1 (25:03):
How dare you? Nope? Okay, go s trying to give
you a hint.
Speaker 3 (25:07):
No, no, no, okay, hold on, literally everyone else, this
might be a bad picture of her because she is her.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
No, she was hurt cute. No, nobody likes her. No,
nobody liked her either her. Uh that's Elizabeth. I had
a huge crush on her too, But no, that's not her.
You're close. I give up In the middle. Molly, the
blonde girl.
Speaker 3 (25:31):
There's like five blondes in the middle. Let me see
the one with the cramped hair.
Speaker 1 (25:34):
Front row, front row, sad, I mean, sorry, yeah, front
row in the middle. Her, Yeah, don't. She was my
elementary school crushiance is out of your fucking league? First off, out,
dare you? Secondly, that's who you like? I was in
eighth grade, like the only girls.
Speaker 3 (25:55):
I sorry, she she's kind of.
Speaker 1 (25:58):
Those are the only fifteen girl I knew I would
have first, like eight years of my life.
Speaker 2 (26:03):
Well that's not true.
Speaker 3 (26:03):
For the first I would have never, like eight years
of school picked her because she's not to be mean,
I know these are children. Well she's grown up now.
She's kind of goofy looking as a kid. I'm sure
she's changed.
Speaker 1 (26:18):
They seem like an fine on their photo of her.
Why am I looking up? Old?
Speaker 3 (26:22):
Dang, you were tiny.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
I was tin.
Speaker 3 (26:24):
Everyone looks so much bigger than you.
Speaker 1 (26:26):
I was four foot in the four foot hold on whatever.
It was a big deal. There's another redhead named Kelly.
He and I were the shortest. It was a big deal.
When one of us turned five, not turned one of
us became five feet like it was a huge deal
when we were five feet and I think that didn't
happen till like eighth grade maybe uh freshman.
Speaker 3 (26:42):
Something about this being like in black and white just
makes it look like all these people died.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
Oh all those teachers.
Speaker 3 (26:50):
Yeah, when did color yearbooks come out? When was your
first day they were out?
Speaker 1 (26:55):
They were just cheaper. These are cheaper to print black
and white than color.
Speaker 3 (27:01):
And you know what, it's like, what do you mean
we can't have color yearbooks? You know how much money
we fucking pay intuition to come to private school.
Speaker 1 (27:09):
Here's the I don't want to put this on camera.
This yearbook was dedicated to that guy that was the
kid Toucher. He was the kid Toucher. There was a
there was a building on campus that was named after him.
And when the word came out, like yeah, they changed it.
They changed it so fast. Dude, I haven't seen his
(27:33):
face since I was in elementary school.
Speaker 3 (27:35):
Did he touch you?
Speaker 5 (27:36):
No?
Speaker 1 (27:37):
Did I tell you that story? Because I wasn't? Are
you I was?
Speaker 3 (27:41):
Yeah? You did?
Speaker 5 (27:41):
So?
Speaker 4 (27:41):
I was.
Speaker 1 (27:42):
I was not an altar boy, like my mom wouldn't
allow us to be ALTI boys, me or my brother,
but it was it was because she's like, well until
they allow altared girls, you know, I don't want to
support a church that only alter boys. Like she was
like on that type of stuff, which is fine, but yeah,
there were I was one of the few kids in
my class that wasn't an altar boy. And yeah, the
(28:04):
word came out that some of my classmates got uh
got diddled by this dude.
Speaker 3 (28:10):
Are you offended that you did it?
Speaker 1 (28:12):
No, I'm glad because one then I think you weren't.
Like no, it was gross hearing the stories because the
news it was big news. And my sister called me
one morning and she goes, yo, did you hear about
you know, father so and so. I don't want to
say his name, And I'm like no, what she goes,
he just you know, it came out or he got
(28:32):
found at like you know, while he was a pastor
or do they call him not pastors? They call him
a a crez uh. I guess it is a pastor. Yeah,
that he was, you know, messing around with boys. And
I'm like, oh, that's crazy. And then she just went
silent on the phone.
Speaker 2 (28:48):
Because she was waiting for you to be like, yeah,
she's waiting for me to say something and then and
I'm like oh, and I go no me, I'm like Mary,
I was I was never an altar boy, Like he
didn't get anywhere near me.
Speaker 1 (28:59):
And she goes okay, And then a couple of years
later she told me like that like pause that like dramatic,
like when she went silent, she was like fearing the worst.
She goes, that was the longest pause. I was waiting
for you to say something. When I called you, I'm Mike,
Oh whoa. I thought you're just telling me the news, like, hey,
did you hear this father got caught.
Speaker 3 (29:18):
Touch This wasn't funny. I'm like sitting here laughing. Well, no,
but it's because it reminds me of that one what's
his face?
Speaker 6 (29:25):
Like?
Speaker 3 (29:26):
I was brutally molested Bobby Lee.
Speaker 2 (29:29):
Bobby Lee.
Speaker 5 (29:31):
No.
Speaker 3 (29:32):
One summer I was brutally molested.
Speaker 1 (29:34):
No, he said, from the age of like six to
fourteen or something like every day.
Speaker 3 (29:39):
Every day for an entire summer. I was brutally molested
by my neighbor. Would town syndrome, Oh bother it was funny,
but no.
Speaker 1 (29:46):
My sister called me, she goes, this father got it's
in the news. Now he was touching kids and I'm like, oh, crazy,
and then she just went silent and I go, oh.
Speaker 3 (29:57):
He didn't touch me, Like she goes, oh okay.
Speaker 1 (30:00):
I was just wondering and I'm like, no, man, Mom
wouldn't let us be. Alternately, I had.
Speaker 3 (30:03):
A teacher who also got caught. He wasn't my teacher,
he was my sister's teacher. And then my dentist also
got caught with like child porn or something. Yeah, and
I was like, oh, his hands were in my mouth.
Speaker 1 (30:21):
Yeah, right, thinking I know, But what about also all
those those stories that come out, like when you go
into surgery, like yeah, you're unconscious and people are either
like making fun of you or joking or like I
mean they can look at your body, Like those stories
come out.
Speaker 3 (30:39):
All people like microphones. They hide microphones like in their
hair or something. Yep, yep, I'm gonna do that.
Speaker 1 (30:45):
When when's your next surgery? You got one planned? No oh,
but it's like if you gotta go but next time, yeah, yeah,
you never know what they're saying or doing.
Speaker 3 (30:55):
Make a quick book. I know, right, I'm gonna like write,
I'm gonna write degrading Ship on my stomach so that
they read it out loud, and they're like this fat bitch.
I'm gonna have the recording and be like this fat bitch,
dare you? And when and when I'm most vulnerable?
Speaker 1 (31:17):
My most vulnerable? Oh shoot, but yeah, I didn't know
that the yearbook was dedicated to uh that priest.
Speaker 3 (31:26):
This fast bitch really needed this light boat.
Speaker 1 (31:31):
While she's here, Maybe we should also do this. Oh
you said you had something, but it was like, hell, long,
let's get into it real quick.
Speaker 3 (31:38):
It's kind of long.
Speaker 1 (31:39):
Okay, well how long?
Speaker 3 (31:41):
I don't know? All right, so let me pull it
back up because talking.
Speaker 1 (31:46):
About like kid touchers. The whole time we weren't.
Speaker 3 (31:48):
We were talking about how your face pissed me the
fuck off. Okay, you know the whole one hundred men
versus one gorilla conversation one hundred women verse says one
gorilla just entered the chat, but.
Speaker 1 (32:03):
It's still wait, one hundred women, but you're still gonna
get decimated.
Speaker 3 (32:08):
Listen.
Speaker 1 (32:08):
Okay, fine, Okay, Oh, I think I know where they're going.
Speaker 3 (32:13):
Bait slash sacrifice, body Blue Alabama Barker, Oh, Sydney Sweeney. Okay,
Sophie Rain.
Speaker 1 (32:22):
I don't know who Sophie I know the name though.
Speaker 3 (32:24):
Ice Spice and Blake Lively have been chosen for the
bait slash sacrifice.
Speaker 1 (32:28):
How quickly the world turned against Blake Lively though, with
the girl's girl like the millennium, I mean, the millennial queen.
Speaker 3 (32:36):
Yeah, she turned into like public enemy number one, public
enemy mean girl. Yeah, she's like the ultimate mean girl.
Speaker 1 (32:44):
Okay, so those are the girls gonna get sacrificed. See
the Gorilla lull, the gorilla in the fallse sense.
Speaker 3 (32:48):
Of security and I'm not I'm not going to read
the numbers, but this is a list of one hundred women. Okay, Strategists,
Abby Lee Miller, What the fuck is the difference strategists?
Speaker 1 (32:58):
People come up with strategists strategy. Sorry you said strategists.
Speaker 3 (33:02):
I know, couldn't that not be the same thing. It's strategists,
not a word strategists.
Speaker 1 (33:09):
If you have been saying strategists in your.
Speaker 3 (33:11):
Life, I might have been strategist strategists. Strategists sounds fancy.
Go for it, Abby Lee Miller, I haven't really is
that not a word for real? Melania Trump? Okay, Joan
of Arc.
Speaker 1 (33:26):
Oh, okay, Leaders.
Speaker 3 (33:28):
Okay, Heidi Lamar, Hetty Lamar Michelle Obama, Princess Diana, Lady Gaga,
Kamala Kamala, Harris, Cleopatra, Hillary Clinton, Chapelone have been chosen
(33:49):
as leaders.
Speaker 1 (33:50):
Okay, hold on one time for Kanye.
Speaker 5 (33:51):
There's product here, and this is where you end up
right here. If you could communicate this product, you can
make money.
Speaker 3 (33:58):
Off the product.
Speaker 1 (34:00):
There's product here, sorry.
Speaker 3 (34:01):
And this is where you end here.
Speaker 5 (34:04):
If you could communicate this product, you can make money
off the product. Because look at Gaga. She's the creative
director of Polaroid.
Speaker 1 (34:14):
I like some of the Gaga songs.
Speaker 3 (34:16):
What the fuck does she know about cameras? Okay, okay,
go ahead. Michelle Obama Chaperone, which I don't know why
chaperone has been chosen as a leader.
Speaker 1 (34:27):
I don't either.
Speaker 3 (34:29):
She's she's I don't really like her as a person.
I don't think oh okay, not that I know her,
but I feel like she's one of those artists that
like hates their fans. Mmmm.
Speaker 1 (34:39):
Yeah. She has been known to like call me, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (34:43):
She's mean girl. She should be sacrificed. Finance. Chris Jenner,
The Dance Mom's Lori Griner, No, Lori grinds. I don't
know who that is? Okay, okay, uniform design You guys.
Speaker 1 (34:57):
Are doing uniforms. We're not doing uniforms because.
Speaker 3 (35:00):
The women have thought of everything. Donna Tella Versace.
Speaker 1 (35:05):
Lori Griner is the lady on Shark Tank, the blonde lady.
Speaker 3 (35:07):
Okay, okay, okay, so she was one of the finance Okay, cool,
we agree, vera wayg Coco Chanel. These are the who
the uniform designs distractions?
Speaker 1 (35:18):
Oh okay, here we go.
Speaker 3 (35:20):
Ellen's de generous jojo siwah. Okay, the record player is
inside of it? Girl, I don't know who that is.
Sophia Vergara and Kim Kardashian, the last two I don't
agree with. Actually, Sophia Forgara could be a good distraction.
Speaker 1 (35:36):
Uh what is this?
Speaker 3 (35:39):
What are those in your hands?
Speaker 2 (35:41):
Elia Rario and Taylor Shift albums?
Speaker 3 (35:43):
Why do you eat those? You could just listen to
it on YouTube. You need an actual, like record player
for these? Do you know what a record players?
Speaker 2 (35:51):
Inside of this?
Speaker 3 (35:54):
You don't know what record player is? Do you what
is she.
Speaker 6 (35:59):
Holding the record for?
Speaker 2 (36:00):
Actually? Inside of this?
Speaker 1 (36:02):
Oh my god, this poor little girl has the biggest
overbite you've ever seen. Also, like she has face.
Speaker 3 (36:10):
I agree with her being a distraction.
Speaker 1 (36:11):
So she's a meme.
Speaker 3 (36:12):
Yeah, okay, verbal this is the verbal assault team. Okay,
Bahad Bahabi Okay, yeah, she'd do it. Azalea Banks okay,
Natalie none do I. Natalie Nunn was a bad Girls
club girl and now she has her own batties show
or something.
Speaker 1 (36:30):
Okay. Oh yeah, yeah, she's the one.
Speaker 3 (36:32):
With the big chiny hr h collection. I don't know
what that is.
Speaker 1 (36:37):
Okay, she does have a big chin.
Speaker 3 (36:39):
Here's what we get, here's where we get dirty. First attack,
ray Ray Ripley, ray A Ripley, Serena Williams, Megan Stallion, Beyonce, uh,
Catnus Everdeen.
Speaker 1 (36:55):
Okay, because it had a theme. Do you notice the
theme going on until Catnus Everdeen?
Speaker 3 (37:01):
Black Girls?
Speaker 1 (37:02):
Yeah, this is the first attack.
Speaker 3 (37:06):
I was just thinking, like big bitches like Serena Williams,
Megan Stallion, and then it got to Beyonce and I
was like, I feel like they just are a Beyonce
fan because I would not put her in there. Catus Eberdeen,
Maddie Ziegler Okay, Lizzo, Miley Cyrus, Okay, halftime entertainment, you.
Speaker 1 (37:28):
Guys, said at halftime show.
Speaker 3 (37:31):
Nicki Minaj, when you have some time, you should put
together your own list of one hundred men. Nicki Minaj,
Charlie XCX, Addison, Ray, Iggy, Zalea Shakira emotional.
Speaker 1 (37:42):
Support, Showy emotional support.
Speaker 3 (37:44):
Drew Barrymore and Kelly Clarkson. For Sure, Yes, Catering oh
boy naras Smith. She's a TikToker. She's like makes every
fucking thing from.
Speaker 1 (37:56):
Little scrat like her. I like her.
Speaker 3 (37:58):
Second Attack Trina Vega from Victorious, Cardi B Charlie Demalio, Damilio, Scarlett, Johansson,
glowrillaa jt Naomi Campbell, Angelina Jolie, Megan Fox, Bree Larsen
and Rihanna. Second Attack Team.
Speaker 1 (38:19):
Good, Second Attack Team Okay, Okay.
Speaker 3 (38:21):
Third Attack Bianca Belair, Neither, Chloe Kardashian, Courtney Kardashian, Ray,
Mariah Carey, Doja Cat, Britney Spears, Kesha, Paris Hilton, j
Loo and Alicia Keys. This third attack is kind of
weak to me the place. Yeah, I don't, I'm not.
(38:42):
I don't agree with the Third Attack team, but maybe
they're like, maybe they're the ones who's left that aren't
strong enough for first or second attack. They're like, you
guys can be the finishers, but it's gonna be after
you know this one gorilla has already taken the team
of all these people. Okay, defense, We're now at number
seventy one Defense Meryl Street okay, Kate Winslet, Zendaia okay,
(39:08):
Kendall Jenner, why no, no, writer, Milacunas, Sarah Saraha fuck Sarah,
Jessica Parker Okay. I don't really see them as a
good defense team either, Like what, like, what are they
defending because it's not the gorilla us against the gorilla.
Speaker 1 (39:23):
No, they're either old or they're like frail, Like Zendea
is a tiny.
Speaker 3 (39:27):
Girl, but Zendea is from Oakland.
Speaker 1 (39:29):
Yeah, good point. But like her and Kendall Jenner, Yeah,
they're both.
Speaker 3 (39:35):
I wouldn't want Kendall Jenner defending me. No, all right,
HiPE gals, here we go, Meghan Trainer, Gwen Stefani, Yeah,
Cupcake Flow Millie Okay, good hype crew negotiators in case
fighting doesn't work. Uh huh, we have negotiators one hundred
women versus one at number eighty two. Wendy Williams, Tricia
(39:57):
pay yat Pai yat hig Yes, papas, Missy Elliott Latto,
Sexy Red Rico Nasty.
Speaker 1 (40:07):
Sexy Red is a negotiator. I want to put her
up bow bow, bow bow. I want to put her
up in the sacrifices. I want her first ways, I
want her in third attack. What okay? Maybe yeah, okay, okay.
Speaker 3 (40:19):
Yeah, yeah, she's good for something. I don't know what yet,
find out a non sacrifice, okay, peace building. Emma Watson, Oprah,
Natalie Portman, Stevie Nicks, Jodie Foster.
Speaker 1 (40:31):
These are good healers, okay.
Speaker 3 (40:34):
Meredith Gray, Yes, yes, Christina Yang, Okay, that's funny. Lisa Cuddy.
Dominic pet Petrova. It's kind of hard to read looks
like this.
Speaker 6 (40:50):
In Dominic was the dom What Dominic Petrova? I think, uh,
Petrusso not the guy.
Speaker 3 (41:02):
I don't know. All right, Okay, we're we're nearing the
end of the list here. Entertainment Team number two.
Speaker 1 (41:08):
Oh, Dominika Petrova is somebody I don't know who.
Speaker 3 (41:13):
Cool, okay, Alex Consoni, Kate McKinnon, okay, Eliana.
Speaker 1 (41:23):
Something with a K hand.
Speaker 3 (41:26):
Yeah, I don't I don't funk with entertainment team number
two because I don't even know who they are. And
number one hundred, our last resort our Hail Mary is
the Virgin Mary.
Speaker 1 (41:39):
Why don't you just start with her, be like this
war is over.
Speaker 3 (41:45):
She's not a hypnotist, Like why would you say it
like that? But that is the list. One hundred men,
one hundred women versus one gorilla.
Speaker 1 (41:54):
It's a good list, it's a good team. It's well organized.
Speaker 3 (41:57):
Well that's what that's what happens when it's women.
Speaker 1 (42:01):
Yeah, I mean it's one hundred women are still gonna
die from the gorilla. People vastly underestimate how big and
dangerous and scary wild animals are.
Speaker 3 (42:15):
I know, I've seen.
Speaker 5 (42:18):
Of it.
Speaker 3 (42:18):
Like, Okay, in my head, I'm thinking, like a hundred
men versus one gorilla. Sure, maybe the first like ten
are going to be sacrificed, like for sure, you know, yeah,
but you got a hold ninety other men. Like in
my head it feels possible. Numbers wise, numbers wise, Yeah,
(42:39):
But then I see a video of like two gorillas
fighting and I'm like, yeah, like, you're not surviving a hit, no,
and even if you do, you're going to be massively injured,
like down bad, like hit by a fucking truck.
Speaker 1 (42:58):
Yeah. I'm sure people have said this already, but I
think the only chance is it all one hundred people
just rush the grill at the same time.
Speaker 3 (43:07):
I'm going for the eyes.
Speaker 1 (43:09):
Yeah, it's screwed. Poor gorillas. Maybe when we go to Austin,
we can break into the zoo and try to fight
a gorilla with ninety ninety on other people.
Speaker 3 (43:19):
Do they have a zoo?
Speaker 1 (43:20):
Sure they do. I don't know.
Speaker 4 (43:22):
Oh well, we'll be in Austin next week.
Speaker 1 (43:26):
Yeah. Reach out to us on Instagram at Strawberry and Lazette.
Thank you for podcasting with us and checking out our
YouTube page YouTube Strawberry and Lazette follow us on Instagram.
Speaker 3 (43:35):
I'm at Lisette love l A Z E T t
E l O V e E.
Speaker 1 (43:38):
I am at Strawberry Radio. We'll talk to you next time. Peace,
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