Mike complains about wind, Valentines Day, 3 Second Dates - an extended M&D for you

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
There is something that I find to be a little
odd in our break room here at the iHeartRadio Studios. Okay,
this is the Mike and Diancho by the way, on
ninety five point one WayV. Mike, what is the deal
with all the pecans or pecans?

Speaker 2 (00:16):
And how do you say that? Let us know?

Speaker 3 (00:18):
I saw that, and I was like, who brought these?
And then who has the nutcracker to be able to
get into these?

Speaker 2 (00:30):
Those were my questions.

Speaker 1 (00:31):
It's a five pound bag of what should I say,
pecan's pecans?

Speaker 4 (00:36):
I think it depends on how fast you're.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
Saying it can't he can't cut.

Speaker 1 (00:39):
Okay, so it's a five pound bag of those things.
They've been in there for the past few weeks.

Speaker 2 (00:44):
They're not well.

Speaker 1 (00:45):
They moved from the high top table now to the countertop,
and I found out that you don't need a nutcracker
because our coworker Andrea evidently smashed into it and was
able to She's strong, and Andrea.

Speaker 4 (00:58):
Got gorilla hands smash him up.

Speaker 2 (01:03):
He didn't mean that, Andrea, I did.

Speaker 3 (01:04):
She makes fun of me all the time. I can
get her back.

Speaker 1 (01:06):
Yeah, So they moved, so then I walk in and
then on the table in the break room.

Speaker 2 (01:13):
There's a box of pecan divinities. Did you see them?

Speaker 3 (01:17):
Who's going?

Speaker 5 (01:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:18):
But who's going through this?

Speaker 4 (01:19):
Kick?

Speaker 2 (01:19):
I have no idea.

Speaker 3 (01:20):
I almost want to eat one.

Speaker 4 (01:21):
Just like, first of all, do you think I could
break one with my hand?

Speaker 3 (01:25):
I don't know if I can.

Speaker 2 (01:27):
Let's try. Yeah, yeah, yeah, go get it, go get it?
Come on, good, don't don't do it? There he goes,
there he goes.

Speaker 1 (01:33):
So the pecan divinities, it's a light whipped treat with
pecans on top. So that's on the table, the high
top table, and then the five pound bag of pecans
in the background there. So it's just a little odd
that in all of these years, I mean, how many
years have I been there? I've never seen so many pecans. Okay,

(01:53):
Mike has listen.

Speaker 3 (01:54):
This is a pretty solid nut. It's I gotta be
honest with you. The bag is one of those red
like like netting, like almost like a fish net. Yes,
who's bringing?

Speaker 4 (02:06):
All right?

Speaker 3 (02:07):
That's when I'm I am concerned.

Speaker 1 (02:09):
I mean, I feel like this is something Jerry Seinfeld
would ask. But I don't know what the deal is
with them.

Speaker 3 (02:14):
She literally has gorilla hands. If she can break this
thing without a nutcracker, Like, I am speaking with all
my might, and I feel like I have strong hands.

Speaker 2 (02:22):
I'm not even trying.

Speaker 3 (02:23):
This is one barbaric nut.

Speaker 1 (02:25):
I'm too delicate this nut. Just try to crack its. Yeah,
there you go, Yeah, just pound it on the whoa, I'm.

Speaker 3 (02:36):
Gonna pound my nut on this table? Got it? Oh
you got it? Okay?

Speaker 2 (02:42):
All right?

Speaker 3 (02:43):
How did she do this with her hands? I'm don't know.

Speaker 4 (02:45):
I'm genuinely concerned about that.

Speaker 3 (02:47):
I don't.

Speaker 6 (02:51):
Ed.

Speaker 2 (02:51):
But what is the pecan?

Speaker 1 (02:54):
I don't know the streak of pecans happening lately? I
don't know if there are any pecan divinities left, as
were liking them, the treats, the light whip treats.

Speaker 2 (03:04):
But I don't know. In all my years here.

Speaker 1 (03:06):
Nobody has ever brought in a pecan. If something strange
is happening.

Speaker 3 (03:10):
You know what else is weird in that kitchen that
I just noticed? You notice that there's an open like
can of like milkshake in the freezer?

Speaker 2 (03:20):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah? What is that idea?

Speaker 3 (03:22):
And who who drank half their like carbonated shake drink
and just decided we're gonna put it in there? And
it's been in there for three four weeks. Like, that's
a milk product. What are we doing?

Speaker 1 (03:35):
Oh well, if anything is lingering in your break room
at work, pecans, milkshakes, anything like that, we definitely want
to know. So record us a message on the free
iHeart radio app. Just tap that red microphone. All right,
are you eating the pecan?

Speaker 2 (03:50):
Pecon?

Speaker 7 (03:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (03:50):
The pecan?

Speaker 2 (03:51):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (03:51):
I don't know what I'm gonna do with this mess
I created over here, but I'm eating it.

Speaker 1 (03:54):
We'll keep you updated about the break room and anything
else that's lingering.

Speaker 3 (03:58):
Also, Andrea, never come near me again.

Speaker 1 (04:01):
Matt from EHT is looking for a second date up
date with a woman named Lauren.

Speaker 2 (04:06):
Good morning, Matt, Hey, how's it going right. How you doing?

Speaker 6 (04:10):
I'm doing pretty good. I'm great.

Speaker 2 (04:12):
It's good.

Speaker 1 (04:13):
You could probably be a little bit better because we're
assuming that you have not heard from Lauren after your
first date, So tell us about her, and please tell
us about the date.

Speaker 6 (04:23):
Yeah. So, Lauren and I we went on our first date.
It was really nice. I had a great time. We
went to a hibachi girl. Yeah, it was like a
little show. The guy was cooking the food in front
of us. The food was really good, you know, and
I was trying to break up like the weirdness, you

(04:45):
know between the guy that was cooking and us trying
to have like our little you know date sense. Yeah,
I mean, who doesn't like kibachi? It was it was
also really good.

Speaker 1 (04:57):
And I liked that idea for a first date because
it entertaining and sometimes you can get awkward just the conversation,
so I like that there's something else going on.

Speaker 3 (05:05):
And yeah, like you, there's that beginning part where you
have the awkwardness, the middle part where you're not necessarily talking,
but you're kind of watching this guy cook for you
and you don't necessarily have to carry the conversation through.

Speaker 6 (05:20):
And then once the food cooker.

Speaker 3 (05:23):
I think we just gave everybody a great first did idea.

Speaker 2 (05:27):
You're not going to be able to get a reservation.

Speaker 1 (05:31):
Enough.

Speaker 2 (05:31):
But Matt, you haven't heard anything, no calls, no texts.

Speaker 6 (05:35):
Yes, So that's the issue. After the hibachi day, which
I thought went well, I haven't heard back from her
at all, So I don't know what happened. If she
didn't have fun, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (05:49):
Right, Well, that's why we are here for you.

Speaker 1 (05:51):
So what we will do is We'll put you on hold,
we'll play a song, and we'll try to get Lauren
on the phone and get some answers.

Speaker 2 (05:58):
Does that sound good?

Speaker 6 (05:59):
Yeah? Great, Thank you guys.

Speaker 2 (06:01):
You're welcome.

Speaker 1 (06:01):
Coming up next on ninety five point one WayV. A
few minutes ago, Matt told us about his first date
with Lauren. They went to Hibachi, had a fun time,
but he has not heard a word from her after
that first date.

Speaker 2 (06:14):
So, Matt, are you ready. We're gonna give her a
call here.

Speaker 6 (06:18):
Yeah, I'm ready. I'm I'm crossed my fingers.

Speaker 2 (06:21):
Okay, hopefully she'll pick up here.

Speaker 1 (06:24):
Just in case.

Speaker 8 (06:33):
Hello, Hi, is this Lauren? Y? Good morning?

Speaker 2 (06:39):
Sure, it's Mike and Diane. I don't blame you.

Speaker 1 (06:42):
It's Mike and Diane from ninety five point one WayV Radio.

Speaker 2 (06:45):
We host the morning show. Oh yeah, Hi, Hello, how
you doing.

Speaker 9 (06:50):
I'm okay, you guys, it's good.

Speaker 2 (06:53):
We are living the dream Lauren as always.

Speaker 1 (06:56):
But we do have a reason why we're calling if
you have a minute. One of our radio family members
by the name of Matt gave us a call and
he was telling us that he went on a date
with you.

Speaker 2 (07:07):
He said it was.

Speaker 1 (07:08):
Fun, he had a great time, but he hasn't heard
a word from you and really just wanted to get
some answers. So on his behalf, would you mind telling
us about the date and what you thought about and
why you haven't reached out.

Speaker 8 (07:21):
I know he had fun. Yeah, God, I feel awkward
doing this, but basically what happened, I guess. I mean, like, look, Matt,
super nice guy, very sweet, he paid in everything.

Speaker 6 (07:37):
On.

Speaker 8 (07:37):
There were a couple of red flashs where I was
just like, I don't know about this. So like the
first part, so we went out to bashi, right, yeah,
that's what he said. But you know that part in
a bachi where they sling the suit into your mouth.

Speaker 2 (07:52):
Oh yeah, catch it?

Speaker 8 (07:55):
So you know usually like you either touch it he's
here or you don't, right, and then you're just like, ah,
move on to the next person. Yep, you didn't catch
it at first, and started kind of.

Speaker 10 (08:09):
Like yelling at not yelling.

Speaker 8 (08:11):
But he's just like getting onto the cluk to be
like throw what better one more time?

Speaker 11 (08:16):
One more time?

Speaker 7 (08:16):
Grows better, throw.

Speaker 9 (08:18):
It better, linging himself over me and everything, and.

Speaker 8 (08:22):
Then up knocking over a pickled drinks and.

Speaker 10 (08:24):
Stuff and like we're not the we need people at
this table, right. Like then he like went to drop
me off and he got out of the car, which
I thought was very nice, lost me halfway to my door,
and then I.

Speaker 8 (08:43):
Keep walking and then I turn and he's like not
even there anymore.

Speaker 10 (08:46):
Like he didn't even walk me all the way.

Speaker 8 (08:48):
To my door, and it's kind of dark outside and everything.

Speaker 5 (08:52):
Oh wow, it's just like where did he go?

Speaker 2 (08:55):
Right exactly?

Speaker 3 (08:56):
That was like a second strike, So the second so
he left before the door was open.

Speaker 8 (09:03):
Before I even knocked my door.

Speaker 2 (09:04):
Hmm.

Speaker 1 (09:05):
I'm thinking he high tailed it back to the hibachi
to try. Well, let's ask him, because Lauren, I have
to let you know that Matt has actually been listening
in So Matt, yeah, at least.

Speaker 2 (09:17):
You know now. So laur right, let's start with the
first part the hibachi. What was up with that?

Speaker 6 (09:23):
Hey, Lauren? Uh? I mean I didn't think it was
that big with you we were at the hibachi. I mean,
I think it's pretty fun, like you know, when they
throw the food at you, I get pretty into it,
Like I don't know, but I didn't think I was
being like rude or anything. I just I wanted the
guy to throw it correctly, and I didn't feel like
he was.

Speaker 1 (09:46):
Drinks are expensive, though, and if they get knocked over anyway.

Speaker 6 (09:49):
Yeah, I don't know. I didn't think it was a
big deal. I didn't even know that she saw anything
about that.

Speaker 3 (09:56):
I want you to picture yourself at the other end
of the table. Watch a maniac man launch himself across
to catch a zucchini flying through the air.

Speaker 6 (10:07):
I guess, I don't know. I mean I should, I
should turn it down.

Speaker 2 (10:10):
Like I go, okay, well, that's nice of you to admit.
That's good, that's progress. And what about the second part
when you dropped her off? What was up with that?

Speaker 1 (10:20):
Uh?

Speaker 6 (10:21):
I mean, it's kind of embarrassing, but I want to
be honest because I don't want her to think I'm rude.
I had to go to the bathroom really bad.

Speaker 2 (10:32):
That makes sense, So I watched.

Speaker 6 (10:36):
Her or I didn't want to have an action, and
so I don't know. I high tailed it back and
I had to go to the gas station real quick.

Speaker 2 (10:47):
All right, Yeah, we don't need any more information on that.

Speaker 1 (10:52):
Obviously, he didn't want to use her bathroom on the
first daid, Oh.

Speaker 6 (10:56):
Lord, I'm sorry. I should have I should have said something.
I should have I should have we for a second longer.

Speaker 8 (11:04):
How how No, it's really okay.

Speaker 3 (11:09):
I have a real question, and this is dead serious
for neither of you. For Diane, yes, how the hell
am I going to explain to my kids what I
do for a living? How am I doing this that
I have to sit here and listen to this guy
say I had the pooh oh.

Speaker 2 (11:27):
Well, my answer is h they don't listen to the
radio stage. They'll never know.

Speaker 3 (11:34):
What is happening, all right, I guess asked the question.
We have all the reasonable answers outside of him being
a maniacs.

Speaker 2 (11:41):
Yeah, my bad, Daddy's going off to a real job.
You'll never know.

Speaker 3 (11:45):
He's going off to the mental education all right.

Speaker 2 (11:48):
So Matt was the one who called us.

Speaker 1 (11:50):
So, Matt, if Lauren agreed, would you want to go
on a second date with her?

Speaker 6 (11:54):
Yeah, I would love to, and we could do something
different than hibot yet.

Speaker 1 (11:59):
I guess, all right, Lauren, it all is up to you.

Speaker 2 (12:06):
Would you want a second date?

Speaker 1 (12:07):
After hearing Matt's explanation on both points for the first day,
would you want a second date, a non Hibachi date?

Speaker 8 (12:15):
I mean, look, I appreciate the explanation and everything, but
this is all kind of like getting a little too
weird for me. Your nice guy, I don't know if
the spark is there. I I don't think so.

Speaker 2 (12:29):
Sorry, sorry, Matt.

Speaker 6 (12:32):
If I get a cool I did have fun.

Speaker 3 (12:37):
Just think you would have had a second date if
you pooped your pants. I gotta go bye, We're done,
We're done.

Speaker 2 (12:46):
Good morning.

Speaker 1 (12:47):
It's a Mike and Diane show on ninety five point
one w a y V with your latest junk food update. Okay,
now it's official. I have a few things for you
that I think you're going to like. First of all,
cinnamon toast Crunch Hersey's Hershey's Kisses now exist. The kisses
are packed with cinnamon toast crunch, flavored cream and crunchy

(13:09):
gram bits, all wrapped in colorful foil, inspired by the
cereals iconic branding.

Speaker 3 (13:15):
Those donuts really really went mainstream, huh. Like I feel
like the first time I saw cinnamon toast crunch branch
out was like on those donuts.

Speaker 4 (13:24):
Yeah, and then all.

Speaker 3 (13:25):
Big, big company, big Cereal, went let's do this, we
can do it.

Speaker 1 (13:29):
Yes, So Hershey's, would you try that? Hershey cinnamon toast
crunch kisses.

Speaker 2 (13:33):
I would why not?

Speaker 4 (13:34):
Why not?

Speaker 1 (13:35):
They've been spotted at Targe, but a full nationwide release
is coming this spring.

Speaker 2 (13:40):
How about Little Debbies?

Speaker 1 (13:41):
I just springs back so many good memories and of
like last week when I Ate Little Debbies, Little Debbie
combined two classic fan favorites for a new treat. The
new Nutty Buddy cream Pies take everything that people love
about the classic wafer treat, the Nutty Buddy, and they
combine it with another classic, transforming them into a soft

(14:02):
baked peanut butter cookie sandwich with a creamy filling and
chocolatey coating.

Speaker 2 (14:07):
Ooh, I just gained five pounds, saying.

Speaker 1 (14:09):
That the sweet and salty goodie is already creating a
buzz online, with fans dreaming up ways to enjoy them
like warmed up over ice cream. Now you're talking look
for them in stores starting this week. Nutty Buddy cream Pies,
thank you. So we have to talk Valentine's Day since it's.

Speaker 2 (14:26):
The big week. If you want to up your.

Speaker 1 (14:28):
Valentine's Day game, there are some restaurants ready to help.

Speaker 2 (14:32):
What is cuterer than heart shaped food?

Speaker 1 (14:34):
I say nothing good Valentine's Day.

Speaker 2 (14:38):
I only say cute, I didn't say good. Now, but
these are all good though.

Speaker 1 (14:41):
Actually, Chick fil A heart shaped trays? Yes, please, Yeah,
if you give your sweetheart Chick fil a tray, that's
a good thing.

Speaker 3 (14:49):
I gotta be honest. That's probably what my Valentine's Day
is going to be. Okay, is a Chick fil a
heart shaped tray?

Speaker 2 (14:57):
That's fine? That's fine?

Speaker 3 (14:58):
Is it like two?

Speaker 2 (15:00):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (15:00):
I forgot to ask the price? Yeah? Yeah, but you
normally spend a decent amount on Valentine's don't you? Not?

Speaker 3 (15:06):
Really? My wife, we're not like the the Oh my god,
it's Valentine's Day. I need three thousand roses. I didn't marry.
I'm gonna be on I'm just gonna say it like
it is. I didn't marry one of those, like I
married a very realistic Yeah. Good, Oh, it's great, it's fantastic.

Speaker 1 (15:24):
I just tell them don't buy the roses because it's
gonna be on my credit card statement. So we have
the same credit card, but we are getting a heart
shaped carvel ice cream cake. That's gonna be our little
treat for Valentine's Day. Was like sixteen Bucks or something,
so that's reasonable. Krispy Kream Hearts in bloom collection. I
don't know where the closest Krispy Kreme is. There used
to be one in Northfield, but I would take that. Also,

(15:46):
Dunkin Donuts Heart Shaped Donuts had them DQ Red Velvet Blizzard,
Cupid Cake Yum, and Papa John's Heart Shaped Pizza. Also
just in time for Valentine's Day. Mike, let's make it
extra official. That is your junk food update.

Speaker 3 (16:04):
Dunk Food Update.

Speaker 4 (16:05):
I'm still looking up the price.

Speaker 2 (16:08):
Good luck with that. Good morning.

Speaker 1 (16:09):
It's Mike and Diane Schell on ninety five point one WayV.

Speaker 2 (16:13):
Just heads up, it is going to be cold today,
although our coworker was still wearing his shorts. Yeah only
HI have.

Speaker 1 (16:20):
Twenty eight mostly sonny and sorry to say, still windy,
gust up to thirty miles an hour, but I get,
I mean a little less than it was the past
couple of days.

Speaker 3 (16:29):
I'm done. I'm so done. I'm so speaking of shorts outside,
I got a call. I was outside, like checking on
my gazebo right over the last couple days during the
wind because I was worried about it.

Speaker 2 (16:42):
Yeah, and I.

Speaker 3 (16:43):
Get a call, and I'm trying to like put the
chairs back up that blew all over place, the metal chairs,
by the way, not the little folding ones, like heavy
chairs of the wind blew over. For some reason, I
didn't say, hey, let me go look at the trampoline.
Didn't say that other side of the yard, didn't go
over there. I get a call from my neighbor whose
door blew open from the wind front door, and they said, hey,

(17:06):
while we were closing our front door, we looked out
in your tree and your trampoline is in it.

Speaker 2 (17:13):
Oh great, what the trampoline is in the tree?

Speaker 3 (17:16):
Can you say that again for me? Because now this
trampoline has gone straight up in the air and straight
at their house.

Speaker 1 (17:23):
And that's scary because the trampoline is that that's nothing
full around with.

Speaker 3 (17:27):
That's a big item, big and heavy. Yeah, so it
lifted and went and got stuck in this tree. And
I'm like, oh my god, I'll be right out there.
I get out there. Her husband and I guess they
had a friend over are literally holding this thing in
the tree because if it's not, the wind is blowing
straight at their house. So like, thank you tree for

(17:48):
stopping this because we would have a heck of a
home insurance claim.

Speaker 4 (17:52):
Yeah, like two.

Speaker 3 (17:53):
Cars and a house. Like right at it. I'm now
on a ladder in forty five mine hour winds unhooking
this thing and disassembling a trampoline at eleven thirty at
night with a winter like skiing coat on and shorts
and slippers. I am so cold my hands went numb. Now,

(18:14):
once we get that all disassembled, they carry it back
in my backyard. We like loaded with ladders and like
all the construction stuff that's in the backyard still, so
that ain't going anywhere.

Speaker 4 (18:24):
It's broken, but it ain't going anywhere.

Speaker 3 (18:27):
Right next thing I know, I finally get back upstairs,
I get in bed, I hear the wind, and all
night I'm just like, oh, this is gonna suck.

Speaker 4 (18:35):
And then we hear bang was the trampoline?

Speaker 3 (18:39):
No? No, it was my gazebo again. Oh not the
gazebo lifted and slammed into the house, broke the siding.

Speaker 2 (18:47):
Oh my goodness.

Speaker 3 (18:48):
I'm like, can I get a break?

Speaker 2 (18:49):
Can you catch a break?

Speaker 3 (18:51):
I jump out of bed, Me and my wife jump
out of bed. We go running down there. Now I
have every rock in my backyard. And if you've heard
this show ever before, there's too many rocks, big rocks
that I can't get rid of. They finally come in handy.
I am now weighing this thing down on all four sides.
Like all night. I was up until three am, up

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and down, up and down, up and down, up and down.
I couldn't believe. I mean, hundreds of pounds I moved
at one in.

Speaker 2 (19:21):
The morning, and it's freezing cold and still windy.

Speaker 3 (19:26):
For yes, all night, I just laid awake with my
eyes over, my heart pounding, waiting to hear that gusta
Wynn hit the back of the house, because you know,
you hear it the whoo and then I'm just waiting
for that deadly second of nothingness and then bang. I'm
waiting that for that all night.

Speaker 2 (19:43):
I feel like.

Speaker 1 (19:44):
We're living in the Wizard of Oz. That's what I
said when I came in from walking the dog.

Speaker 4 (19:48):
I've now decided I will do nothing.

Speaker 3 (19:50):
I will put nothing in my house unless it is
six feet into the ground or like construction grade material
into the ground. And I know, I know, I know.
We what's the definition of insanity? Yeah, we lost the gazebo.
In the tornado once somehow. That's a real story that
I've told on the air. Well, we almost lost another one. Well,
we might have lost this one because I haven't really

(20:11):
gone and checked on all the damage.

Speaker 4 (20:13):
I know wood is broken.

Speaker 3 (20:14):
I'm screwing screws into like the broken bits, just like
hold it together, because I thought about disassembling it. But
I'm like no, because the heavy part of this is
the legs. That's what's gonna hold this thing down.

Speaker 6 (20:24):
Right.

Speaker 4 (20:25):
If I take the tin roof off, it's just gonna
whoo gone.

Speaker 1 (20:29):
Man.

Speaker 3 (20:29):
So it was a really fun night. I got a
lot of sleep, got two hours full two hours.

Speaker 2 (20:34):
It's always something.

Speaker 3 (20:35):
And of course the kids got up at six in
the morning, like, huh, how's it going?

Speaker 2 (20:39):
Really like shut it off?

Speaker 1 (20:40):
Wait until they grow up and they have to take
they have to adult, like you have to.

Speaker 4 (20:45):
I went to home depot. I got fun like cement screws.

Speaker 12 (20:49):
Like.

Speaker 3 (20:49):
I didn't move any of this because it's still windy
and it's pretty way down, but it's construction is back
on at my house.

Speaker 2 (20:57):
Good luck, Mike.

Speaker 4 (20:59):
Yeah, well, I have.

Speaker 3 (21:00):
To go collect my uh pretty much everything else from
my backyard that is scattered all over the place.

Speaker 2 (21:06):
Yeah, it's like a scavenger hunt. Think of it that way.

Speaker 4 (21:09):
Not a good one. I don't want to do this again.

Speaker 2 (21:11):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (21:11):
Mike and Diane's second date update on ninety five point
one WayV Regina from Atlantic City is looking for a
second date update with a guy named Steve Regina.

Speaker 11 (21:21):
How are you, hi, guys, I'm good. How are you well?

Speaker 2 (21:26):
You sound good.

Speaker 1 (21:27):
You sound like you're caffeinated and ready to get some
answers for this date.

Speaker 13 (21:32):
I am.

Speaker 12 (21:33):
Yeah, I have no idea what happened, so I'm excited.

Speaker 13 (21:36):
To yeah, get the story.

Speaker 2 (21:38):
Okay, well, tell us a little about Steve and your
first date.

Speaker 1 (21:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 12 (21:43):
So Steve and I we went to the movies and
we had a great dinner and the conversation was flowing,
we were vibing.

Speaker 13 (21:52):
I thought everything was great.

Speaker 12 (21:55):
And then at the end of the date, like I
kind of, you know, wait around to see if he
was going to say anything, and he gave me like
a really polite, cute little hug that was a little tight,
and then he was like, oh, I can't wait to
see you again, and I was like great, And then
I haven't heard anything bikes.

Speaker 1 (22:16):
Yeah, because it to me, it sounds like a great date.
First of all, movies and dinner's perfect date. And a
lot of times on first dates you have that awkward silence.

Speaker 2 (22:24):
But you said the conversation was flowing.

Speaker 3 (22:27):
Just kind of kept it going.

Speaker 2 (22:28):
So what happened? That's what we did?

Speaker 6 (22:30):
You do?

Speaker 1 (22:31):
We come in, well, we got to see. Let's not
jump any conclusions. We know what we'll do, Regina is
put you on hold. We'll play a song, and we'll
try to get Steve on the phone and find out
for you. Coming up next on ninety five point.

Speaker 3 (22:44):
One w A YV Regina, is he married? Let's see?

Speaker 12 (22:49):
No, I don't think so.

Speaker 2 (22:50):
I hope not crossing my fingers.

Speaker 4 (22:52):
No, I asked that question every single time.

Speaker 2 (22:54):
Yeah, he does.

Speaker 1 (22:55):
Ninety five point one WayV with Mike and Diane's second
date update minutes ago, Regina told us about her first
date with Steve.

Speaker 2 (23:03):
Movies and in dinner, a great conversation.

Speaker 1 (23:06):
She thought the date went well, but she's not hearing
back from Steve. So here we go, Regina, we are
giving him a call. Brace yourself because I know I am.

Speaker 6 (23:15):
Here we go.

Speaker 2 (23:20):
Hello, Hi, is this Steve?

Speaker 7 (23:25):
It is?

Speaker 2 (23:26):
It's Mike and Diane. We host a radio show, a
morning show, a ninety five point one w a y
V radio. Hopefully you've heard of us, but if not,
please don't hang up.

Speaker 3 (23:36):
Please just make me feel good.

Speaker 2 (23:38):
Yeah, there's Mike there.

Speaker 3 (23:40):
We were just wondering you've definitely heard.

Speaker 2 (23:43):
Oh great, okay, that's a start. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (23:47):
We got a call from one of our radio family
members by the name of Regina.

Speaker 2 (23:52):
Sound familiar, Regina. That pause is never good?

Speaker 7 (23:58):
No, remember Regina.

Speaker 2 (24:00):
You do okay? Good?

Speaker 3 (24:02):
Never worked out for anybody.

Speaker 2 (24:03):
Well, Regina was telling us about your date. She really
enjoyed the date.

Speaker 1 (24:07):
Hasn't heard from you, so we're just helping her out
on her behalf or trying to get some answers. So
why have you not been in touch with her? If
you don't mind telling us?

Speaker 7 (24:18):
Yeah, Well, so, I mean we had a nice time.
We went on the Saw movie and then we got
some dinner. And I don't know if I was giving
off these vibes, but like, as we're going through and
I'm asking, you know, kind of initial relationship type questions
on a first date, I'm asking things like, you know,

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what do you like to do for like Christmas time?
And that sort of stuff and she's talking about going
to Miami in the wintertime or like I think I
asked her what her favorite possession was at the moment,
and she was talking about a Gucci bag. And I'm
not a very materialistic person. It's just something that really
turns me off. Okay, and I think she's really nice,

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but I didn't want to tell her that her lifestyle
is the reason that I don't want to call her back.

Speaker 3 (25:08):
Well, that's a tough thing to say.

Speaker 1 (25:10):
You didn't tell her then, but you actually just told
her Steve, because Regina has been listening in.

Speaker 3 (25:17):
Yeah, that's tough.

Speaker 4 (25:19):
This one feels bad.

Speaker 1 (25:20):
I don't know why, but remember Regina is the one
who called us, So Steve, don't feel bad.

Speaker 2 (25:24):
Regina. What what do you have to say to Steve?

Speaker 13 (25:30):
I think you're being really judgmental and if you want
to project insecurity with money, that's not my problem.

Speaker 7 (25:41):
Is exactly the reason I didn't call her back. Guys,
you kind of see what I'm talking about.

Speaker 3 (25:46):
Okay, Yeah, I don't know why I feel so awkward
about this one. Like this one feels weird to me.

Speaker 2 (25:54):
They're just on two different pages.

Speaker 1 (25:56):
I Mean, there are are people that you know there
are certainly other or guys that Regina could find that
are on the site. Yeah, sure, on the same page.
Have you watched all the reality shows.

Speaker 4 (26:07):
They say, too shy, too shy, There are there are
those people.

Speaker 2 (26:09):
And Steve just wants a more simple life.

Speaker 1 (26:12):
He's, you know, not worried about designer labels, and yes,
jetting off to Miami.

Speaker 6 (26:17):
And just remember.

Speaker 4 (26:20):
Sam's Club is a designer brand.

Speaker 3 (26:23):
You can.

Speaker 2 (26:26):
Yeah, so's Tarja.

Speaker 7 (26:29):
Yeah, they're all these are nice stuff guys.

Speaker 2 (26:33):
Oh, absolutely like they Why do you think I said it?

Speaker 1 (26:39):
I'm just just surprised Regina didn't pick up on this
on the date. Obviously, Steve knew they were not compatible.
It doesn't sound like they are. But Regina, why did
you I'm just curious after having that conversation, did you
feel that maybe you had a disconnected I guess not
if you called us.

Speaker 12 (26:55):
I didn't think so.

Speaker 13 (26:57):
I didn't think. I mean, I wasn't asking him for
to pay for my lifestyle. I pay for my own lifestyle,
So I didn't know he was so insecure with someone
else being the breadwinner.

Speaker 7 (27:09):
Oh okay, yeah, and the launching of the insecurities is
just an icing on the cake. I think I'm good here, guys.

Speaker 2 (27:18):
Sorry, okay, don't hang out, Yeah, yeah, don't hang up yet.
Ask the question we have to Well, you know what,
I'm not even gonna ask us, Steve. I know, but
I just want to hear you don't want a second date,
do you?

Speaker 3 (27:31):
No?

Speaker 7 (27:32):
I think I'm good, Guys, I appreciate it.

Speaker 12 (27:34):
No.

Speaker 4 (27:34):
I just wanted to hear her keep yelling at.

Speaker 2 (27:36):
Him, really okay, that they are entertaining.

Speaker 3 (27:42):
That was the genesis of this whole thing.

Speaker 4 (27:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (27:45):
Well, all right, we want to wish you the best
of luck and Regina have fun in Miami, girl.

Speaker 2 (27:51):
I will.

Speaker 13 (27:51):
And now that I know I'm going to be single,
it's gonna be great.

Speaker 2 (27:55):
She's happy about it. All right, talk to you later.

Speaker 13 (28:00):
Thanks, guys.

Speaker 1 (28:01):
It's Valentine's Week with Mike and Diane on ninety five
point one WayV. And here's the question, what do moms
really want for Valentine's Day? So listen up, Mike because
this could be valuable advice. Yes, not only for your mom,
but more importantly for your wife. Well, I'm going to
run down the top five and I'll give you a hint. Flowers, chocolate,

(28:24):
and jewelry. Not on the list of the top five.
I'm sure they would enjoy that.

Speaker 3 (28:28):
No, I was already told, do not get that. Oh okay,
see that she wants flowers, just not on Valentine's Day.

Speaker 2 (28:34):
It falls in line.

Speaker 1 (28:35):
Yeah, So the number one thing that moms want for
Valentine's Day, Oh, this is precious sleep.

Speaker 2 (28:46):
Sleeping in one morning, it's like heaven.

Speaker 1 (28:49):
But that isn't possible all the time, so it doesn't
count if the kids are bored or crying for mom,
so plan something fun to entertain them.

Speaker 2 (28:57):
Dad, you've got to take Mike, got to take the kids.
So it's just sleeping in.

Speaker 3 (29:01):
What do you think happens every Saturday anyway? I like
first of Wednesday. So hopefully you're not sleeping in.

Speaker 2 (29:11):
Yeah, unless you took a personal day.

Speaker 3 (29:14):
And if you took a personal day on Valentine's Day,
prayers to your spouse because you still want the flowers
and cook.

Speaker 2 (29:20):
If it's that important to you, you might be right
at number two. A clean house.

Speaker 4 (29:26):
Okay, godspeed one.

Speaker 1 (29:27):
Mom said, I want to wake up and find my
house totally spotless, with laundry clean and put away, and
the dishwasher completely empty.

Speaker 3 (29:34):
Okay, let's just work together.

Speaker 1 (29:36):
Here.

Speaker 3 (29:37):
You want to sleep in and a clean house. You
want to wake up to a clean house, which means
your husband will have to stay up the entire night, yes, cleaning,
and then wake up on three hours of sleep to
get the kids out so they don't wake you up.

Speaker 2 (29:52):
Correct, that's a gift. You don't have to worry about
flowers that way.

Speaker 4 (29:56):
Okay, got it?

Speaker 3 (29:57):
And know Valentine's d was one way gift.

Speaker 2 (30:01):
Evidently it is, I guess.

Speaker 1 (30:02):
Oh well wait, this is what moms won. Oh okay, yeah,
we'll see if we have time for the dads.

Speaker 3 (30:07):
Dad's on a spaceship. Both are unreasonable, go ahead, keep going.

Speaker 1 (30:10):
And number three, a night out. It could be a
date night with you, or a night out with some friends,
or the whole family. Doesn't have to be on Valentine's Night.

Speaker 4 (30:19):
Yeah, I don't think just.

Speaker 2 (30:20):
A night out in general.

Speaker 4 (30:21):
Once you're married, Valentine's Day night is not a thing.

Speaker 2 (30:24):
Yeah, exactly. Something homemade from the kids. I know you
do this all the time.

Speaker 1 (30:28):
A little painting, a craft project. Definitely a card. You
said you save money on cards anyway, Plus moms love that.
Or oh you here's an idea you can take the
kids to a pottery place while mom sleeps in, and
you can cross two things off the list.

Speaker 4 (30:42):
Okay, sounds like a last second gift idea.

Speaker 1 (30:45):
And rounding out the top five things that mom's really
one for Valentine's Day. Yeah, massage please please? The ideal
gift would be an hour long massage at a spa.
Oh when mom said that sounds like hapen right now.
Or you could do a couple spa day if you
can get a babysitter right, not me doing the massage. No, sorry,

(31:09):
sorry to burst your bubble.

Speaker 4 (31:10):
That's how a lot of babies are a professional.

Speaker 3 (31:13):
Okay, well at least two.

Speaker 1 (31:15):
Yeah, well, moms, we want to thank you for everything
you do. We love you and happy Valentine's Week. Gearing
up for Valentine's Day, let's just call it Valentine's Week
as we count down.

Speaker 3 (31:27):
Yeah, that's fine because I feel like if we do that,
we're helping more guys like, hey, it's Valentine's.

Speaker 2 (31:34):
Week, exactly to it.

Speaker 1 (31:36):
As we gear up for Valentine's Day, we got a
message from one of our radio family members, Drew yep So,
Drew from Northfield messaged us and he needs advice. Okay, Now,
we don't give great advice, terrible terrible advice, so we would.

Speaker 2 (31:51):
Like our other radio family members to give Drew advice.

Speaker 1 (31:53):
So get ready to give us a call because Drew said, Hey,
Mike and Diane, hoping you can help me out. I
reconnect with my ex about a month ago, and it's
going well so far, but we both agreed to take
it slow because we don't.

Speaker 2 (32:06):
Want to make the same mistakes. So Valentine's Day is
coming up and I don't know what to do about
a gift.

Speaker 1 (32:12):
I don't want to disappoint her with nothing, but I
don't want to go overboard and scare her off since
we both agreed to take it slow.

Speaker 2 (32:20):
Thanks in advance for the help. So Drew's listening in
for the advice.

Speaker 3 (32:24):
Can I give advice? So should we wait for phone calls?

Speaker 2 (32:27):
I guess we'll get the phone calls and then we
can all discuss.

Speaker 3 (32:30):
Good because I need more time to think me too.
I know I just didn't kind of give advice, but
I was just going to say something I'd rather like
actually work it out.

Speaker 2 (32:40):
And remember, he doesn't want to scare her off. That's important. Yeah, yeah,
you might think it's going too fast, so.

Speaker 4 (32:46):
All right, vacuum that goes well.

Speaker 1 (32:48):
See, we definitely need to take calls, so give us
a call and then we'll discuss what Drew should do
for Valentine's Day for his uh now current girlfriend I
guess former ex six h nine four eight four WayV.

Speaker 2 (33:01):
Getting Valentine's Day.

Speaker 1 (33:03):
Advice for one of our radio family members, Drew, who
reconnected with his ax on zoom about a month ago.
They're taking it slow. He doesn't know what to do
for Valentine's Day and it's coming up. Diana from Northfield
should Drew get his ex and now current girl a
Valentine's gift?

Speaker 7 (33:20):
What do you think Valentine's Day is stupid?

Speaker 9 (33:22):
It's you know, totally commercialized everything, Like everything about it
drives me crazy. But the way that I have thought
about it in recent years is that it's this opportunity
to show the person that you care, just like just
to be like, hey, this was an excuse to get

(33:44):
you that massage that I know that you want.

Speaker 6 (33:47):
Boy.

Speaker 9 (33:47):
Potting it all together I think sends potentially the wrong
message right And as far as like going above and
beyond doing like the stereotypical here's a you know, big
bear and a bunch of vision all that stuff. No,
I don't think you need to do that, but you
could sit there and think about, hey, what might she
really appreciate right now? That could be a little treat.

Speaker 1 (34:10):
Well, Diana, thank you so much. Drew is listening, so
he's taking this all in. Have a happy Valentine's Day.

Speaker 9 (34:16):
Thank you so much.

Speaker 2 (34:17):
You guys, you're welcome. And now let's get the male perspective.
Justin from Lynnwood. You have some advice for Drew.

Speaker 14 (34:23):
That's a tough position, but I think he should just
because you know, you don't want to. You don't want
to disappoint her on Valentine's Day. If you're if you're
kind of talking to her, keep it small, you know,
keep it keep it kind. If they're keeping it casual,
just keep the gifts kind of casual.

Speaker 12 (34:39):
You know.

Speaker 3 (34:39):
Okay, So he said the close to exactly the same
thing as she did close to. Don't go overboard, don't
go overboard.

Speaker 4 (34:46):
But this is the perfect male female thing.

Speaker 3 (34:48):
He just said it. She did it romantically.

Speaker 2 (34:54):
She did show someone you really care about like that,
get him something small.

Speaker 3 (34:59):
Yeah, like he would. He was just like the salt
and pepper of this, like straightforward, this is what it is,
no offense.

Speaker 4 (35:05):
No, you were perfect.

Speaker 2 (35:07):
That's a good thing.

Speaker 3 (35:08):
She was the cayenne, the cooman that goes in the garlic.
She made it delicious.

Speaker 2 (35:16):
And you cut right to the point, which is what
we appreciate.

Speaker 3 (35:18):
Exact guys, there, you gove point one. W a y
Vegan morning. It's the Mike and Diane Show. And I
am a sucker for a good headline. And uh, this
headline's so good it's got to go into NOE news.
So I'm trying to decide right now, do you want
the headline or do you want to get into no news.

Speaker 2 (35:35):
I like the headline. Please.

Speaker 3 (35:37):
Experts warned that bluetooth whoopy toys are a prime target
for hackers. I've just been handed an urgent and horrifying
news story, and I eat all of you to stop
what you're doing and listen.

Speaker 1 (35:52):
Nos, hacking is going way too far.

Speaker 3 (35:56):
I am so interested and so uninterested in the same breath,
Like I want to know everything about what they're hacking, Like, oh, okay,
here we go.

Speaker 2 (36:08):
Did they get specific?

Speaker 11 (36:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (36:10):
Four years ago, hackers locked the user's chastity belt and
demanded a ransom to a lock you.

Speaker 2 (36:15):
Oh come, that's horrible.

Speaker 3 (36:19):
Devices could be could be caused to overheat, hurt someone.

Speaker 4 (36:23):
Sensitive data oh quite sensitive?

Speaker 3 (36:25):
Yeah, be stolen.

Speaker 6 (36:29):
Oh my god. This is.

Speaker 3 (36:32):
The story doesn't have like, oh my god in the
story they put all of this. Could be a real
mood killer. I love when they get sassy in articles.

Speaker 2 (36:41):
Moodkiller, Yeah, a little bit.

Speaker 3 (36:44):
I just want to know who's what hackers are sitting like?
I don't know how I picture hackers like I pictured
them like in the movies. Still like sitting you know
what we need to hack?

Speaker 2 (36:56):
They got a bank of monitors there.

Speaker 3 (36:59):
Like like Batman. Yeah, yeah, like that bank monitors and
it's all the different cameras.

Speaker 2 (37:03):
How do you even come up with that idea the
hack something like that?

Speaker 3 (37:07):
Yeah, like a chastity belt, Like, let's just stick with
what they actually did, not what I think they would hack,
because that's for a different show that's not on.

Speaker 2 (37:17):
Not won't get me fired, right, good way to put it, yes,
good way to put it.

Speaker 1 (37:23):
Boy.

Speaker 3 (37:23):
I would love to have this real conversation like how
did they That's a I gotta listen credit where credits
due locking somebody's chastity hacking into somebody's chastity belt and
locking it and demanding a ransom.

Speaker 4 (37:37):
God a genius.

Speaker 2 (37:38):
Maybe that's what they did to the uh what Jonas
brothers back in the day.

Speaker 3 (37:43):
No, No, I think the Jonahs Brothers just lied the
whole way. I'm pretty sure they just lied the whole way.

Speaker 1 (37:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (37:49):
Yeah. The actual person holding the Jonahs brothers ransom to
say that they were wearing those rings was actually their
record label. Oh we're good there, gotcha.

Speaker 1 (37:59):
Not these hackers. No, no, well, I mean they find
a way to hack everything, so why not.

Speaker 3 (38:04):
I guess I just had the thought of, like, what
could be hacked next that's funnier than this, And I
don't think there is anything. No, I don't think locking
somebody's chastity belt and demanding ransom it's potentially the funniest
thing I've ever heard because you're dumb enough to put
on a chastity belt.

Speaker 2 (38:20):
I can picture the movie now.

Speaker 3 (38:23):
I think I've seen the movie, but not a normal websites.

Speaker 2 (38:27):
The Rock will star in that movie.

Speaker 3 (38:29):
Re Mark Wahlberg, The Rock Diane didn't get my joke.

Speaker 1 (38:34):
Mike and Diane's second date update on ninety five point
one WayV Connor for May's Landing, is looking for a
second date update with a woman named Carrie.

Speaker 2 (38:44):
Good morning, Connor, how are you good morning?

Speaker 11 (38:47):
I'm uh, I'm a little confused.

Speaker 2 (38:50):
Okay, yeah, we hear that a lot.

Speaker 11 (38:53):
I met Carrie on one of the apps and she
was beautiful. We started chatting and like she was really cool.
We talked for quite a while, like several weeks on
the apps, and decided it was time to do it.
We went out on an early dinner. It seemed to
go really well. Uh, I can't get her to call

(39:17):
me back. I sent her a couple of texts. I
don't want to be they too aggressive with it, but
it was. It was a really really good dinner, and
you know, we'd had such a good time leading up
to dinner. I just kind of want to see where
this thing can go.

Speaker 1 (39:32):
Yeah, especially since you had been talking for several weeks.
It it probably wasn't awkward as far as conversation and
getting together.

Speaker 11 (39:41):
No, it wasn't awkward at all. There wasn't, you know,
that weird first date fear, and it kind of felt
like a third date to me. And she's just she's
a spectacular woman.

Speaker 3 (39:53):
A lot.

Speaker 4 (39:53):
He said, it felt so comfortable. It was like a
third date already.

Speaker 1 (39:56):
Oh that's so nice and spectacular, or we should use
that more often. Well, yeah, what we will do as
we try to get some answers from the spectacular Carrie.
We'll put you on hold, Connor, We'll play a song,
and we'll try to get her on the phone. Coming
up next on ninety five point one Way V. Ninety

(40:17):
five point one WayV with Mike and Diane's second date update.
A few minutes ago, Connor told us about his first
date with Carrie. Had a dinner date after talking for
several weeks before getting together, and Connor, you said, it
went well, you didn't see any red flags, felt like
a third date. Yeah, it felt like a third date.
It was so comfortable, but you haven't heard anything. You

(40:39):
reached out to her and nothing. Connor called her spectacular.

Speaker 3 (40:43):
Boom, that's a big word. That's why I wanted that. Yeah, yeah,
I like that.

Speaker 12 (40:46):
Right.

Speaker 11 (40:48):
She is a spectacular woman, thank you.

Speaker 5 (40:50):
Ah.

Speaker 1 (40:51):
And even though she hasn't gone back to him, he's
still calling her spectacular. I love this.

Speaker 2 (40:54):
So let's get her right now, hopefully get some answers. Hello,
Hello is this Carrie.

Speaker 5 (41:05):
This is she Hi.

Speaker 1 (41:07):
It's Mike and Diane from ninety five point one WayV Radio.
We host a morning show. Say hi to my co
host Mike. There he is and I'm Dianae.

Speaker 5 (41:17):
Hello.

Speaker 1 (41:18):
We were wondering if you have a few minutes. Thank
you for not hanging up on us, by the way,
right away.

Speaker 2 (41:22):
We appreciate that.

Speaker 1 (41:24):
We got a problem call on our radio show from
a guy named Connor, one of our radio family members,
and Connor was telling us he went on a date
with you.

Speaker 2 (41:34):
He was highly complimentary. Carrie.

Speaker 1 (41:37):
I have to say, we've never had a guy call
a woman spectacular, but he did.

Speaker 2 (41:41):
He said, you're spectacular.

Speaker 8 (41:43):
Love.

Speaker 1 (41:43):
The date hasn't heard anything from you, So can you
tell us on your behalf why you're avoiding him?

Speaker 5 (41:51):
Oh my gosh, wow, Okay, this is unexpected. That's very
sweet of him to check in this way.

Speaker 4 (42:00):
Yeah, that's the first time that.

Speaker 3 (42:05):
It was.

Speaker 12 (42:06):
It was a great date.

Speaker 5 (42:09):
I you know, we have a lot in common. We
had a lot to talk about. Even though we'd been
talking for a few weeks already. I thought everything was fine.
I was attracted to him, things were flowing well. But
maybe like halfway.

Speaker 12 (42:22):
Through the date. We were like eating and.

Speaker 5 (42:25):
He popped his phone out of his pocket and he
like sets something up, you know, as we were talking
without telling me what he was doing, and then propped
his phone up like next to his drink, and I
was like, oh, are you I assume it was like
a football game or something. I was like, oh, what
what are you watching? And he was like, oh, it's
my it's my son's soccer game. You know, it's happening

(42:47):
right now. But I didn't. I didn't want to get
out of our date and I didn't want to miss it.
So I thought this was just like the best of
both worlds, and I.

Speaker 13 (42:56):
So weird.

Speaker 2 (42:58):
Yeah, yeah, I know they're doing that quite often.

Speaker 4 (43:02):
Yeah, a lot of game they all do.

Speaker 3 (43:03):
Yeah, they all do it now, they're pretty much all
do because there's one there's a company money for that.

Speaker 1 (43:09):
Oh okay, yeah, because back in the day they didn't
know they missed the game.

Speaker 2 (43:13):
You missed it, okay.

Speaker 1 (43:15):
So you just thought that that shouldn't be done on
a date when he's trying to get to know you
and he's watching his phone.

Speaker 13 (43:23):
Yeah, I mean that was weird.

Speaker 5 (43:25):
But also why you know, we talked for like three
weeks leading up to the date. Why not just pick
another date. We could have gone out the next night.
I just thought it was a little weird and like,
you shouldn't You shouldn't be here, you know, splitting your time.
You should just be at the Sun's game.

Speaker 11 (43:43):
Well, but I didn't want to reschedule on you.

Speaker 2 (43:45):
Yeah. By the way, Connor's been listening in.

Speaker 11 (43:48):
Hi Connor, Hi Connor, I Carrie, it's great to hear
your voice. I just I didn't want to reschedule.

Speaker 6 (43:59):
Like it was.

Speaker 11 (44:00):
The game was supposed to be the night before. We'd
had this plan for like a week and a half,
and then it rained, so they moved the game to
the next day. Like, I kind of thought you would
think it was sweet that I was trying to do both,
you know. I mean, it's not like it's his only
game of the year. He has a lot of games.

(44:22):
And I love my son, but also I'm really interested
in getting to know you, and maybe you can get
to know my son at some point. Maybe we can
go to some of those games together. I did was
the first date, and I know I'm jumping way far ahead,
but I thought you would think it was really sweet.

Speaker 5 (44:41):
I just I feel like I feel like we could
have rescheduled it and found another night. I would have
totally understood with this for me, if we'd done that,
you know, I would have understood, and I wouldn't have
held it against you for rescheduling. Now, this is just
like kind of a non starter for me.

Speaker 11 (44:59):
I feel like I was really worried if I did.
I was worried if I tried to reschedule that I
might not ever get a chance to go back out
on the date with you.

Speaker 5 (45:10):
Now that I would have understood this, I feel like
just made it a little too.

Speaker 11 (45:17):
Weird for me. Well, I just obviously I just made
a mistake, But like I won't make that mistake again.

Speaker 6 (45:25):
Could we.

Speaker 11 (45:26):
Maybe go to his game together next time? Could we
could we go to dinner? Can I get a redo
on all of this?

Speaker 5 (45:34):
I don't think so, Connor, I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 (45:38):
Oh Man, Connor, you yeah, you just don't have to
I don't have to ask anything. But I gotta say
Connor sounds like a really nice guy.

Speaker 3 (45:47):
He does.

Speaker 4 (45:47):
But Connor, I also need to say, you go to
your kids game?

Speaker 11 (45:51):
Like I know he has a bunch every season. I
don't normally miss games.

Speaker 4 (45:57):
Connor Connor.

Speaker 3 (45:58):
Talk to any parent that as a parent of an eighteen, nineteen,
or twenty year old, any of them, they are consistent
one hundred percent when I tell them I have an
eight year old, and they're like, dude, enjoy it. It
goes fast.

Speaker 11 (46:16):
See every game I made him, I just made a mistake, dude.

Speaker 3 (46:20):
But I'm I don't. I didn't want to even do
this because I didn't want to feel like I was
chastising you because it happens. I understand.

Speaker 2 (46:26):
There's not one human who hasn't made a mistake. No,
not one.

Speaker 3 (46:30):
I'm outside of me, but listen, not one. Damn it, Diane,
chill out over there.

Speaker 2 (46:37):
Definitely not one.

Speaker 1 (46:39):
So let me ask the question instead of Connor. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Okay, Carrie.

Speaker 2 (46:43):
We know Connor's answer. Carrie.

Speaker 1 (46:45):
It is hard to find a nice guy. He's explained it,
he admits to me. It's huge that he admits he
made a mistake. Would you want to give him another chance?
Maybe go to one of the games together. I mean
that's huge. A lot of guys even want to take
a long time before you would even meet their kid.

Speaker 2 (47:01):
That's why he and he's really that much into you.

Speaker 5 (47:06):
I do appreciate that because I know what a big
step that is. But even all of this is a
little weird. And then now you know, wanting to take
me to his son's game for our second date is
also a little weird.

Speaker 11 (47:20):
I just feel like we should we can do dinner
ways where we are.

Speaker 1 (47:24):
Okay, I guess it's a no, sorry about that, Connor,
But I'm telling you, I've said this before.

Speaker 2 (47:29):
We're going to be getting calls for you to get
some dates. Connor.

Speaker 1 (47:33):
Trust me, you learn from your mistakes, and I think
you did. And we want to wish you both the
best of luck and and good luck to your son.

Speaker 2 (47:41):
It is it is games.

Speaker 7 (47:43):
Yeah, thanks, thank you.

Speaker 3 (47:45):
My wife just texts me, I think we have to
find another person. I was a little concerned because I
missed right it at first. It's nine A five point
one w A YV. She doesn't show by the way.

Speaker 2 (47:54):
She doesn't want to have a threesome, dushing a chill Joel.

Speaker 3 (47:58):
I didn't even go there. I went I thought we
need to see other I thought she was saying we
need to like get the worst at first when I
first read it, and I was like, oh wait, no.

Speaker 2 (48:06):
Never mind, sorry, must mean something else.

Speaker 3 (48:09):
Yeah, but I opened the phone and I looked at
the picture she sent, and it was of our babysitter.
And she's been sending me like from our camera. In
the house of the babysitter. My two kids are sitting
at the kitchen island having breakfast, and our babysitter is
snuggled up.

Speaker 4 (48:27):
Under the blanket on the couch, laying down with her
phone out.

Speaker 1 (48:30):
Oh so they're in the kitchen, she's in the other
room with her phone. I would find another person, I know.

Speaker 4 (48:37):
But to hear yep, just as easy as that, you
say it. And that's where the problem comes in.

Speaker 1 (48:43):
It's not easy to find another person, but it is
not easy that would get me going.

Speaker 2 (48:48):
I couldn't do it, I know.

Speaker 3 (48:50):
But the problem is there's no one else that will
do it for two hours a morning.

Speaker 2 (48:56):
Well, there's got to be someone else.

Speaker 3 (48:59):
There's no one else. It has taking us until a
month ago to find this person, and we've been looking
since the beginning of school.

Speaker 2 (49:09):
That's really shame that someone can't just be hands on
with children for two hours and they need to be
sitting on the sofa with their phone. That's sad to me. Yeah,
I don't mean to be so serious, but it's sad. Well,
it's two hours.

Speaker 3 (49:23):
Bro, two hours sis b. Yeah, so we don't know
who it is. Process. Yeah, I don't care, it doesn't matter.
I'm just find a babysitter. Why is it so hard
to find a babysitter? Isn't it like what people do
when they don't have a like a full time job.

Speaker 2 (49:41):
Have you gone on care dot com?

Speaker 3 (49:42):
We've done it all, Okay, we put out Facebook begging posts.

Speaker 1 (49:46):
Yeah, it's it's probably a difficult time of day and
it's not a full day, so that's hard too.

Speaker 4 (49:51):
Here's here's how I know it's hard. Right, We have
a friend. Both of them work in New York City
and both are.

Speaker 3 (50:00):
Higher ups we'll call them wink at their jobs and
for very very big companies, they're basically offering an FBI
agent's listening, eighty eighty thousand dollars cash like a year
to baby babysit, and it's like a nine to wow,
And they can't hold anybody. They can't find an all

(50:23):
of a sudden if if they coming in, yeah, Mike
Dad and Mike the daddy, Mike the Nanny's already there
all way, I got the spit rat. It's not even
a newborn, like it's a two year old and a
five year old.

Speaker 2 (50:39):
Tell me about it.

Speaker 3 (50:40):
I'm in, I'll do it. Well, you know what, let's
take the show on the road. Yeah, it's crazy that
nobody can find a good If you have a good babysitter,
you hold on to that person for dear life, absolutely
dear life. And if you think you're a good babysitter,
you know.

Speaker 4 (50:57):
If you are.

Speaker 1 (50:58):
Now what do you do because you don't I don't
know if you want to tip the person off that
there are cameras.

Speaker 3 (51:03):
You say front like they're they're not hidden cameras, like
they are there. The court management on these cameras is bad.
So it is there's a camera right there, like you
know that. And when the camera goes on, you hear
a click and the blue light comes on. Like they're
not hidden. They're not like hidden cameras. They're they're literally

(51:26):
we got them to make sure that the house was safe.
Like they're they're not.

Speaker 2 (51:32):
You know what I'm saying, Well, what did you say
anything to the person?

Speaker 3 (51:35):
I I don't see her at all, okay because I
am gone two hours before she got gets there and
I'm home well after she leaves.

Speaker 4 (51:44):
So I've I saw her on day.

Speaker 3 (51:46):
One and I haven't seen her since.

Speaker 4 (51:50):
So this is this one's for my wife.

Speaker 2 (51:53):
Okay, So I think i'd say something, Oh.

Speaker 3 (51:55):
She's she's The problem is I'll end up having to
say something because if if she says something, she'll explode.

Speaker 2 (52:02):
I would just say, we prefer that, and then she
knows you're watching. Yeah, I would say, would you we
just prefer for you to sit with the kids.

Speaker 3 (52:10):
Yeah, that's very professional of you. I don't have that
in me. Okay, I'm gonna send her the picture and go,
do you see something wrong here? My kids are in
the kitchen watching TV from the kitchen.

Speaker 2 (52:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (52:20):
I would keep it short. There's no need to over explain.
I've learned that as I get older. I would keep
it short. No need to show that she knows.

Speaker 2 (52:27):
She knows it, you know.

Speaker 1 (52:28):
It not the worst thing she could do, but she
could do better. They said, listen, I prefer you sit
with the kids when they're in the kitchen.

Speaker 3 (52:35):
Get your but off the couch and make sure and
interact with my kids.

Speaker 2 (52:42):
Yeah you're not saying that.

Speaker 3 (52:45):
No good, Yeah, I'm not saying anything.

Speaker 2 (52:47):
Get me that babysitter job.

Speaker 6 (52:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (52:50):
Yeah, that's gonna.

Speaker 2 (52:51):
Be the one that pays the one, the one that
pays more money.

Speaker 3 (52:57):
Yeah, yeah, good luck. I just ruined someone's day. And
it is early to ruin someone's day, but I did it.
Wow ninety one WayV. It's the Mike and Diane Show.
I just said, excuse me, Diane, I'll be right back.
I'm gonna go to the bathroom.

Speaker 4 (53:12):
Yes, number one. If you're wondering, just had to go
number one.

Speaker 2 (53:15):
I wasn't wondering, but thank you.

Speaker 3 (53:17):
This comes in the play. So I walk into the bathroom.
You know, they're locked, right, and I can always tell
if somebody is in there or not because the light
is on or off. We have one of those sensor lights. Yes,
so the light is on and I walk in. I'm like,
all right, whatever, I just gotta go quick.

Speaker 4 (53:34):
And it hits me.

Speaker 3 (53:36):
The wall of stink. Oh, and I go, oh my god.

Speaker 4 (53:42):
Oh, And I turn around and walk right out.

Speaker 2 (53:44):
You didn't do and you didn't say anything out loud,
though you're thinking to yourself.

Speaker 1 (53:49):
Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (53:50):
In my head, I went, oh, I got no, no, no,
I'm sorry out loud. Oh god, oh you did say yeah,
And I didn't realize the guy is sitting there, and
there's gotta be nothing worse he was sitting there. There's
gotta be nothing worse than hearing the door open after
you know you did something bad. That's hearing oh my god,

(54:13):
and the door immediately shutting and everybody's out of the room.

Speaker 1 (54:17):
I think it's almost a relief though, if somebody left,
because I think somebody's staying there, Like, should you acknowledge.

Speaker 4 (54:24):
It if you know, well, you're right, you're not.

Speaker 2 (54:27):
I think it's better if somebody leaves it.

Speaker 1 (54:29):
But but your heart, like when that door's opening, like, no, no, no,
because it's not like we have that many people using
that bathroom.

Speaker 2 (54:36):
No, there's a good chance you won't be.

Speaker 3 (54:38):
A good chance that we know who's ever in that.
It's a horrible feeling, especially at this time in the morning. Yeah,
and the other problem with it, I didn't see any shoes,
but I heard the shuffle of the feet. Like the
walking out of the bathroom after that is like a
mission impossible. I have to get us far away from

(55:00):
this door as possible, Like I just did something on
a game show where I can't be seen leaving this room.

Speaker 2 (55:05):
Yeah, because if.

Speaker 1 (55:07):
That person comes out right after you, yeah, yeah, you're
gonna be identified.

Speaker 4 (55:11):
Here's the problem. I still have to go to the bathroom.

Speaker 2 (55:16):
Well you better get on get there.

Speaker 6 (55:17):
I know.

Speaker 3 (55:18):
I thought about going to the second floor, Like I
don't need to be the guy going to the second
floor to the bathroom.

Speaker 2 (55:23):
Like that's another obvious thing. They're gonna think.

Speaker 1 (55:27):
You're you're ready to do some damage if you get
on the elevator and go up there.

Speaker 3 (55:31):
Yeah, like if you if you if our coworkers were
to see me come down the stair, well, yeah, they'd
be like, what the heck are you doing.

Speaker 4 (55:39):
I'm like, I went to the bathroom, Like, oh, I
know what you did. I'm like, no, no, no, it's
not like that.

Speaker 1 (55:43):
They're gonna say, uh, They're gonna say, yeah, Mike had
a brand muffin for me for breakfast, I had coffee.

Speaker 2 (55:50):
If you know, you know, all right, well you got
out of there, then that person will.

Speaker 3 (55:55):
Be wait, I just thought about this. There's no speaker
in the bathroom, right, No, okay, thank god? Yeah, is
in my head.

Speaker 4 (56:02):
I'm like, we're broadcasting to this guy still sitting there.

Speaker 1 (56:05):
You're safe and can I recommend poo pere? Those drops
really do work. I have I have them in my
purse if you ever want.

Speaker 2 (56:11):
To bar them.

Speaker 4 (56:11):
I would have lit a match, but I felt like
it might have been toxic.

Speaker 1 (56:14):
So the best rom coms to watch for Valentine's Day? Oh,
it's Mike and Diane on ninety five point one WayV.
So much fun to watch these rom coms, isn't it?

Speaker 3 (56:27):
Mike so good?

Speaker 1 (56:30):
The survey results at top three, and then feel free
to add to your favorite list. Coming in at number
three for the rom comms Sleepless in Seattle, Tom Hanks,
Meg Ryan never saw it. I don't want to have
any spoil Well, you know what I can spoil this?
What was it out like twenty five years ago?

Speaker 4 (56:47):
Oh, honey, I have bad news.

Speaker 2 (56:49):
It'll meet until the end.

Speaker 4 (56:50):
I got bad news? Was out way further than that?

Speaker 1 (56:53):
Oh? Was it?

Speaker 3 (56:53):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (56:54):
Twenty five years ago? Was year two thousand day?

Speaker 2 (56:56):
I'm Old? At number two? You're right? The proposal Sandra
Bullock and Ryan Reynolds. That was a cute movie, wasn't it?

Speaker 4 (57:04):
That was about twenty five years ago?

Speaker 8 (57:06):
Was it?

Speaker 6 (57:07):
No?

Speaker 4 (57:08):
Sixteen years ago?

Speaker 1 (57:09):
Hold Regrets and Betty White the late great Betty White
was in that movie, miss her.

Speaker 2 (57:15):
Yeah, The Proposal was a great movie. Of course.

Speaker 1 (57:17):
I'll watch anything with Sandra Bullock anyway. And Ryan renl Oh,
what's a year?

Speaker 2 (57:22):
Oh my god, come.

Speaker 3 (57:25):
On, thirty two years ago?

Speaker 2 (57:28):
You're three. Leave the studio right now.

Speaker 3 (57:32):
I'm not the one who said it. Geez okay, don't
blame me over facts.

Speaker 1 (57:37):
And the number one don't google this one after I
tell you, please, please don't the number one rom com
to watch on Valentine's Day.

Speaker 2 (57:45):
Here's a hint.

Speaker 3 (57:47):
Men and women can't be friends because the sex part always.

Speaker 4 (57:49):
Gets in the way.

Speaker 1 (57:51):
When Harry Mitsally, Meg Ryan again on the list, she's
killing it with the rom com list and Billy Crystal,
do you want to take a guess? All right now,
let me put this in perspective from the proposal. I'm
gonna say, all right, let me go thirty years.

Speaker 3 (58:08):
Thirty six years?

Speaker 4 (58:09):
What thirty six years ago?

Speaker 2 (58:12):
Oh my goodness, wow, we are ruining day.

Speaker 1 (58:16):
But you know what, these still hold up though they
still made the survey. Yeah, that's my number one. When
Harry met Sally will always be in my number one
rom com, followed by while you were Sleeping with Our
Girl Sandra Bullock and Bill Pullman. I can quote that movie,
but we want to know what is your favorite com
rom com to watch for Valentine's Day. You can leave

(58:37):
us a message on talk back on the free iHeartRadio
app with your pick. I had to watch that in college. Actually,
I had a class where I got to watch movies. Yeah,
the best rom com to watch on Valentine's Day on
the app or give us a call.

Speaker 2 (58:55):
We're talking rom coms. The best ones to watch for
Valentine's Day.

Speaker 1 (58:59):
It's Mike and Diane Show on ninety five point one
WayV Claire for May's landing.

Speaker 2 (59:04):
What is your favorite rom com?

Speaker 5 (59:07):
My favorite is You've Got Mail. It's just so cute.

Speaker 13 (59:10):
I love watching how they finally get together.

Speaker 3 (59:13):
Just I love it.

Speaker 2 (59:14):
I know another Meg Ryan Tom Hanks movie.

Speaker 4 (59:18):
I think I have that DVD.

Speaker 3 (59:19):
I've never seen it. Oh, it's so cute, Like, I
don't know why I have that DVD? I do, and
I just, yeah, why do you have? Honey?

Speaker 4 (59:28):
There are some DVDs that I'm like, why.

Speaker 6 (59:30):
Do I have?

Speaker 1 (59:33):
That is adorable though, because it was in the beginning
of email, so when that would pop up You've got mail.

Speaker 2 (59:39):
How exciting?

Speaker 4 (59:40):
God, can we all just think for a second? Can
I get us off this topic?

Speaker 3 (59:46):
You've got mail? How I didn't do that, But that
guy's voice is so soothing and nostalgic.

Speaker 4 (59:52):
You've got mail exactly.

Speaker 3 (59:53):
And Mom screaming get the yep, yeah, I miss that.

Speaker 2 (01:00:00):
Nothing like ruining a romance, like mom calling your knae.

Speaker 3 (01:00:04):
I need to get on the phone.

Speaker 11 (01:00:06):
That don't fail.

Speaker 2 (01:00:07):
Well, he's trying to talk to a girl.

Speaker 3 (01:00:09):
You have limited minutes left or they would sell that
like nine hundred minutes.

Speaker 1 (01:00:13):
Oh yeah, yeah exactly. Meg Ryan and Tom Hanks must
have had a good package. What'd I serve that one
up for you?

Speaker 6 (01:00:22):
Thank you?

Speaker 2 (01:00:25):
All right, Well, have a happy Valentine's Day?

Speaker 13 (01:00:28):
You guys think?

Speaker 4 (01:00:29):
Who do you think has a great package?

Speaker 3 (01:00:31):
Never mind? I used too much garlic and dinner last night.
It's ninety five point one WayV. It's the Mike and
Diane Show. So how do I know that?

Speaker 6 (01:00:39):
Right?

Speaker 2 (01:00:40):
Yeah? How do you know it?

Speaker 3 (01:00:41):
Well? I was sitting here reading something on the computer
and I was really reading it intently, and I had
my hand over my mouth like huh yeah, first, like that,
what's that statue with the guy you know what I'm
talking about.

Speaker 4 (01:00:52):
He's got his hand on his knee, his elbow and
his knee.

Speaker 2 (01:00:55):
He's like, huh.

Speaker 3 (01:00:58):
Do you really thinking here?

Speaker 2 (01:00:59):
Deep in thought? I think it's called the Thinker, isn't it.

Speaker 4 (01:01:03):
I don't know you could, you could.

Speaker 3 (01:01:06):
The name is said.

Speaker 4 (01:01:07):
His name was Steve, and.

Speaker 2 (01:01:08):
I've been like, yeah, thinker sculpture in Paris.

Speaker 4 (01:01:11):
Yeah, that one I was reading and I got a
whiff of just garlic hands.

Speaker 3 (01:01:18):
I'm like, ah, oh boy, I mean I washed my hands,
but I mean that's going to live for a little bit, A.

Speaker 2 (01:01:26):
Little bit that that is hard to get rid of.
I would suggest have you ever used those little wisp toothbrushes?

Speaker 1 (01:01:33):
No, okay, they're good because if you know, you don't
want to pack, especially for work, your toothbrush toothpaste, although
some of our coworkers do.

Speaker 3 (01:01:40):
But either boss.

Speaker 2 (01:01:44):
In fact, I can give you one. I have some
in my drawer if you like. But there they are,
these tiny I'm.

Speaker 3 (01:01:49):
Just sitting here smelling my hands like a like an idiot, like, well,
I'm sure your breath is.

Speaker 4 (01:01:53):
That everything smells bad. I'm sure I just wreek of garlic.

Speaker 1 (01:01:58):
It freshens up your breath is my point. The wisp,
now your hands. You may have to watch a couple
more times.

Speaker 4 (01:02:03):
Breath, I'm sure, breath.

Speaker 3 (01:02:04):
I'm gonna I'm gonna kill the garlic taste with a
nice black coffee right now.

Speaker 2 (01:02:08):
Oh what a combination. I wish you could kiss your
wife right now?

Speaker 4 (01:02:12):
What's that?

Speaker 2 (01:02:16):
Just go right in for that big smooch.

Speaker 6 (01:02:18):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (01:02:19):
Is that something people who are dating do?

Speaker 6 (01:02:20):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:02:20):
Okay, that's you know what.

Speaker 1 (01:02:22):
When you're dating, you do worry about what you're ordering
at restaurants, the garlic issue.

Speaker 2 (01:02:26):
Once you're married, we can order anything we want.

Speaker 4 (01:02:29):
Honey, you're locked in. Yes, kiss these lips, these liver lips.

Speaker 2 (01:02:32):
As I get told a lot, oh boy, romance is alive.

Speaker 4 (01:02:39):
Honey.

Speaker 3 (01:02:40):
As soon as as soon as I was told I'm
having a baby, romance was gone.

Speaker 2 (01:02:48):
Then the garlic.

Speaker 4 (01:02:49):
I watched that baby come out.

Speaker 2 (01:02:51):
Carry all right, we're done, okay, bye bye