Mike's going to Disney & he's ready for War with the Mouse

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Last night was a big night for me and people
in my house, namely me and my son. It was
the debut of Monday Night Raw on Netflix Live. And
it was a big, big showy. They made it. They
gave it a big show feel. It was in la
It was live on Netflix the first time ever. I mean, honestly,

(00:23):
for me, I think there's no show that I've given
more of my time to in my entire life than
Monday Night Raw. I would agree, like I've watched so
much Monday Night Raw, and last night I was so excited.
Sat down, I was like landing, we are staying up
late tonight and we're gonna watch this and it was
everything I hoped it would be. The first match came out,
Dwayne came out. He wasn't the Rock last night, which

(00:46):
made me very mad. Was no, he was Dwayne. They
don't really say which one he's gotta be, but as
soon as he starts talking, you know, is this Dwayne
or is this the Rock?

Speaker 2 (00:54):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (00:55):
And I was mad. And if you watched last night
and you're into it, you know, But long story short,
where I'm going with this. They had the celebrity cam
just like they do it like UFC fights or boxing
where they payed to a celebrity in the crowd and
or everybody cheers.

Speaker 3 (01:12):
Oh cool, I'd into that.

Speaker 1 (01:13):
Right, it was. It was cool. There were a ton
a ton of celebrities there, one of which stood out
beyond the rest because Landon kept asking who is that?
Who is that? Who is that? And one celebrity popped
up there and he went, who's that? From what? Oh?
And then I realized McCaulay culkin popped up on the screen.

Speaker 2 (01:37):
McCaulay culkin was a WWE and he and he he
got a big crowd reaction, and Lana's like, who's that guy.

Speaker 1 (01:44):
I'm like, you know the movie we watch every Christmas
Home Alone, that's the kid and he's He kind of
just went.

Speaker 2 (01:53):
Oh, I would be very confused if because we kind
of got to see.

Speaker 3 (01:58):
McCully colly culkin grow up.

Speaker 2 (02:00):
But when you're little and you're watching Home Alone, honestly,
it's hard to grasp really.

Speaker 1 (02:03):
Think about it. No, we have it, like we kind
of have. But at the same point, he's literally done
really nothing but Home Alone.

Speaker 3 (02:11):
Yeah, I guess, so we see him.

Speaker 1 (02:13):
So he's stuck as an eight year old in a
lot of our.

Speaker 3 (02:15):
Heads and how old is he?

Speaker 1 (02:17):
Like forty, He's like forty forty one, okay, okay, but
doesn't matter. He sure looks like he's sixty.

Speaker 3 (02:24):
He does.

Speaker 1 (02:25):
Yeah, he looks. He doesn't look awesome. Landon was very confused,
and then he did like a taken me back at
the screen, looked at me, and I'm like, yeah, I
know he got old, buddy. I don't know what to
tell you, Like this happens. Home Alone came out a
long time ago, it happens.

Speaker 4 (02:44):
To the best of us, and I sorry, dude, it
spent likea spent like five or six minutes processing this,
Like he brought it up halfway through the next match,
like has he ever been in another movie?

Speaker 1 (02:55):
Like not really, buddy, Home Alone and Home Alone Two's
that's about it.

Speaker 2 (03:00):
Either way, he was in the movie My Girl, but
he was still young, so that that.

Speaker 1 (03:04):
Was yeah, But either way, he this is this, This
whole thing is to say, my son made me feel old.
And I think my son realized that aging happens last night.

Speaker 2 (03:12):
Oh so that's a that's a tough thing to realize.
Thank you, mcallay con tell your son there's always botox. No,
I'm not gonna tell them my appointment.

Speaker 1 (03:22):
I'm not yet. Yeah, no, no, I'm gonna No. We
did it after a lot of conversations a couple of
months ago. We decided we're gonna go and take the
kids to the most magical place on Earth and you
know exactly. And I'm still trying to like they don't
know yet, So I'm still playing the like the the

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the game. If you know what I'm saying, can I
say it? Or yeah, listening? Okay, we're going to Disney.

Speaker 3 (03:50):
Are they listening on the free iHeart radio app?

Speaker 1 (03:52):
If they do, I have a problem because that means
they have a phone.

Speaker 3 (03:56):
Disney, of course, the most magical place.

Speaker 1 (03:58):
So we're doing the whole thing, like we obviously my
in laws live in Tampa, so one time, like we've
been there twice with a kid or kids, like we've
been there once with just Landon and that was a
time that we stayed with we stayed in Tampa with
my in laws and we just drove out there for
the day. One time we did the whole thing. The

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thing is McKinley was so young she has no memory
of it. And every day at bedtime, you know, bedtime routine,
At this point, for McKinley, is read a book, look
at pictures of her at Disney as a baby, sing
the songs good night every night, I mean every night

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we look at one hundred and fifty pictures of her
at Disney as a baby, and then she asks every
day when can we go? When can we go to Disney?
When can we We finally pulled the.

Speaker 3 (04:50):
Trigger fair question from her.

Speaker 1 (04:52):
Yes, iHeart, if you are listening, I need to stay
employed for a long time now, because this is the
most expensive thing I've ever bought that's not a house
or a car. Wow, it is insane. But we're doing
the whole thing. We're staying on I almost at on campus,
but you know what I mean, we're staying on site
at one of the hotels, the monorail, the boat, the

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whole thing.

Speaker 2 (05:15):
That's the best because that's what we did all those
years ago, and I will never forget those memories. And
we did stay in the park on the monorail. It's
so much fun.

Speaker 5 (05:23):
It's it's but we're like, you know what, if we're
gonna do, let's do this correctly, right, Yeah, So we're
doing it correctly. Long story short, I am piecing together
because we did a package so we get meals and
we get we have and you have to set all
these reservations like way early. So as we're going through,
me and.

Speaker 1 (05:42):
Ash are going through like what what are we going
to eat? When are we going to eat? Like you
have to do this now otherwise you're never going to
get to sit down restaurants. She's like, I don't want
to do that because then that locks us into the
park all day and like, you know, I just wanted
to maybe take a day the chill and this that
the other thing. I'm like, esh, in what world do

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you think this is a vacation, Like this is not
a vacation.

Speaker 3 (06:08):
You're going to be on the movie We are no,
Like I don't think.

Speaker 1 (06:12):
She processes we are going to Disney. This is not
a relaxing thing for us.

Speaker 6 (06:18):
Not by the pool now there, we'll do that on
Monday when we were we have to check out of
the hotel. Okay, Like I'll get a night flight and
you can we can sit and chill and explore the
hotel that day.

Speaker 1 (06:32):
The other days were there. Lock it in, you're on
the move, lock it in and stay focused because I
need you to be We're gonna get the most juice.
She yelled at me, because I said this fifty two
times at her last night. We're gonna get the most
juice out of this fruit. We were paying so much money.
We are not going to Disney every year people, and
God bless you if you are, but we don't have

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that money. I will absolutely get the most out of this.
I can because I am the one who lays in
McKinley's bed and looks at pictures all night. I know
that I will now be looking at new pictures. So
we're getting the most out of this.

Speaker 3 (07:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (07:12):
I don't think she processes yet that we're not going
on a vacation like this is lock it in, start
doing yoga, do your stretches. We're going to war. We're
going to war with a mouse.

Speaker 3 (07:25):
I always say sometimes you need a vacation from the vacation.

Speaker 1 (07:28):
This is not a vacation. Don't even consider it a vacation.
This is not one. We are going to do a job,
and the job is childhood. Yes, like that's what we're
going to do.

Speaker 3 (07:39):
I don't know if I.

Speaker 2 (07:40):
Look at quite that job, but you're going to do
a job. You're gonna be busy, lots of walking, no downtime.

Speaker 3 (07:47):
Exhausted.

Speaker 1 (07:48):
Last time we went, I did the tracking twelve miles
a day.

Speaker 3 (07:52):
Twelve miles a day, lots of steps.

Speaker 1 (07:54):
Not a vacation. We're going to war.

Speaker 3 (07:56):
Well, have fun?

Speaker 1 (07:59):
What's that? Lock it up? By the way, I hit
us on the iHeart the free iHeart app for the talkback. Yeah,
I'm talking like this. I don't know what I'm doing,
So please tips restaurants, what days to be there? I
need all of it, Please God help. We're like youtubing

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restaurants like is this a good woman? No?

Speaker 3 (08:22):
No, no, get a turkey leg.

Speaker 1 (08:24):
We're playing on it. Thank you to hit us on
the free iHeart app for the talkback. It comes right
into the studio. I generally need like restaurant recommendations for
staying at the wilderness lotch so little help there too
is the advice.

Speaker 3 (08:37):
Please.

Speaker 2 (08:38):
Mike and Diane's second date update on ninety five point
one way v Rick from May's Landing is looking for
second date update with a woman named Kelly.

Speaker 3 (08:47):
Good morning, Rick, how's it going today?

Speaker 2 (08:50):
Hey?

Speaker 7 (08:50):
Good morning?

Speaker 8 (08:51):
How are you okay?

Speaker 7 (08:53):
Just?

Speaker 3 (08:55):
I usually say live in the dream, it's where you were.
Take our poll. We're breathing now, We're doing okay.

Speaker 2 (09:02):
But anyway, we're curious about your date is the main point,
So please tell us about Kelly and your first date.

Speaker 8 (09:10):
Yeah, we had a great first date, and you know,
we met for a drink and it was just I
thought we totally hit it off and had a blast.
And she told me about her family, and it seems
like she's from a very nice you know, parents and everything,

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and she's down to earth, funny and smart. I thought
it was a great date.

Speaker 3 (09:36):
It actually sounds like a great date.

Speaker 2 (09:37):
And the fact you got into talking about family makes
it sound like that she was comfortable and wasn't just
trying to get out of there right away like we
hear so often.

Speaker 1 (09:48):
Right.

Speaker 8 (09:48):
No, No, she didn't seem to be in a hurry
at all.

Speaker 2 (09:51):
All right, Well, we got to find out what's going on, Rick,
So what we'll do is put you on hold, play
a song, and try to get Kelly on the phone
next and get some answers on ninety five point one
w A y V ninety five point one w A
YV with Mike and Diane and second date update. A
few minutes ago, Rick told us about his first date
with Kelly. Sounded like a good date you had. They

(10:13):
had good conversation, and Rick houstaid talking about family.

Speaker 3 (10:17):
Yeah, they really got into the.

Speaker 1 (10:19):
Family together, not like their future kids.

Speaker 3 (10:21):
And I don't think they went that. You didn't go
that far, did you, Rick?

Speaker 8 (10:26):
Oh no, no, no, no, that's putting the car before the whole.
That's a little too fast like that.

Speaker 2 (10:31):
Yeah, because then it would be the other way around
with second date update.

Speaker 3 (10:34):
We've had those.

Speaker 1 (10:35):
Yeah, we have getting.

Speaker 2 (10:36):
Too fast adopt with me, but but we need to
just get to it.

Speaker 3 (10:42):
Here we go, We're giving Kelly a call and then
we're going to see what's going on.

Speaker 9 (10:52):
Hello, Hi, is this Kelly. You'll get Kelly.

Speaker 3 (10:58):
Hello, It's.

Speaker 2 (11:01):
It's that sounded kind of creepy, high Kelly. Now it's
it's a radio show calling.

Speaker 3 (11:06):
Don't hang up.

Speaker 2 (11:07):
It's Mike and Diane on ninety five point one WayV.

Speaker 3 (11:11):
And thank you for not hanging up.

Speaker 2 (11:13):
We wanted to see if you have a few minutes
because Rick called us.

Speaker 3 (11:17):
Does that sound familiar, Rick.

Speaker 7 (11:20):
Oh wow, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (11:22):
He was telling us about your date and he asked
for our help to try to find out why you're
not getting in touch with him because He really was
talking nicely about you, Kelly. He said, you're funny and
beautiful and had a great conversation and he doesn't understand
why you're not getting back to him.

Speaker 7 (11:42):
Wow. Well we had a great time actually, But after
he left, I started thinking. He told me that he
had a flight going out of Atlantic City, Like wait
a minute, only Spirit comes rise out of Hilantic City
And I'm not a I can't. I couldn't believe that

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when I when I know this day, when I realized that,
I was like, no, I don't even fly Spirit. I
absolutely do not like Spirit?

Speaker 9 (12:12):
Who fly Spirit?

Speaker 3 (12:14):
Who flies? Spirit?

Speaker 1 (12:17):
Apparently? Rick?

Speaker 2 (12:18):
Yeah, I guess, I guess Rick does. I mean I
know a lot of people who do. It is particularly
for Florida. Yeah, we have some cows and yeah, I
think I did years ago and then and then Mike
does so. But that, I mean, that's a sticking point
for you.

Speaker 7 (12:36):
That you, oh my gosh, about to never fly Spirit again.

Speaker 8 (12:42):
Nothing works.

Speaker 9 (12:43):
You carrying your luggage is horrible. It's the price doesn't matter.
Like I mean, I'll fly halfway to Philadelphia, like date
to that airport before I you know, go to Atland
Stay who fight Spirit? I couldn't do it.

Speaker 2 (12:58):
Well, I can tell you who flies speed and that
would be as you know, Rick, Rick's been listening in.

Speaker 3 (13:04):
Rick. You're getting some good deals though, aren't you.

Speaker 8 (13:08):
Yeah? Yeah, I mean Spirit has the best price is
hands down most of the time. It's incredible.

Speaker 1 (13:15):
What are we doing right now? Why?

Speaker 2 (13:16):
I mean is that the Kelly? Is that the only thing?
Because he sounds like a nice guy. You guys were
talking about family, which is rare on a first date,
eat the date that you get that deep? Is there
anything else that or is that really just it?

Speaker 9 (13:31):
No? Seriously, like that's just it. I'm just like, right, Spirit,
like what if we and I know, I guess over
I'm thinking we had such a great time that I'm
just thinking, like what if we, you know, want to
go somewhere and you want to fly Spirit.

Speaker 7 (13:44):
They don't have to know, So.

Speaker 3 (13:47):
Fill up the gas tank and get in the car.

Speaker 1 (13:49):
That Kelly, Kelly, I don't know if this works for
you like it works for me. If you're in a relationship,
you are the decision maker. Yeah, Like Rick is just
gonna go along with whatever you say, so don't try it.
I guess I don't know.

Speaker 3 (14:11):
But the fact that that's the only thing.

Speaker 2 (14:13):
I don't know, if you realize it's hard to find
a nice guy. I have single friends, and I don't know.
I mean, I'm going to ask the question, Rick. You
heard the reason. It's because you fly Spirit and that's it.
Everything else. She thinks you're a nice guy. Would you
want a second date? It would be on us and
it would not be on a plane.

Speaker 8 (14:31):
Well, first of all, okay, there's something I have to
There's another piece of information here which I didn't give you,
is that this was a work trip. Okay, reimbursed by
my employer, and so I had I basically had to
fly Spirit, right, and I didn't have a choice.

Speaker 1 (14:48):
So oh, that that's a very good piece of information,
if you also didn't already say that you like flying Spirits.

Speaker 3 (14:56):
But I'm stuck on the fact that that's what she.

Speaker 2 (14:59):
Yeah, doesn't like about him. It's not that he's not
a nice person. It's not that it's about an airline.
So I'm asking, Rick, do you want to go on
a second date with someone who doesn't want you because
of an airline that you chose.

Speaker 3 (15:13):
That's my question.

Speaker 8 (15:15):
I'm kind of torn. I don't know. I mean, look,
people give a spirit a lot of grief. But you know,
I mean there's all these fights and.

Speaker 2 (15:29):
Things, but that's it's about the fact that she did
not even call you back or text you back because
you went on Spirit Airlines.

Speaker 1 (15:38):
Now, it's not about the airline you chose. It's about
her not wanting something about you because you.

Speaker 2 (15:46):
Chose right something something to me that's superficial, but to
her is not. All right, let me get to Cali
because Rick is just he's too nice Calira.

Speaker 8 (15:53):
I mean no, let me say something here, you know.
I mean there's all these women who like end up
alone and uh, you know, and and it's like this
is something a hill you're going to die on? Is
because I flow a discount airline. I mean, come on,
I mean exactly. You know, Spirit doesn't fly to like Australia.

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So if we were ever on a date, or if
we're ever going to take a long trip or something,
we're not taking Spirit Australia.

Speaker 9 (16:21):
So right because they can't they can barely make it
to the where they go.

Speaker 1 (16:28):
Why are we still talking about Spirit. Let's talk about
the personality trade.

Speaker 3 (16:32):
Bottom, what Kelly, would you want a second date with Rick?
If he could make a decision.

Speaker 9 (16:38):
Absolutely, like, why not? But really we don't have to fly?

Speaker 1 (16:42):
Okay, you are going to drive me not I I'm
up the wall already.

Speaker 8 (16:49):
Well, we too are going to have to drive to
no Hodelphia, I guess to fly.

Speaker 2 (16:53):
No.

Speaker 1 (16:53):
No, here's what we're gonna do. We have a limited
budget on these second dates that we pay for only
one airline. You can jump on.

Speaker 3 (17:01):
We'll send you on a weekend trip.

Speaker 1 (17:03):
Weekend.

Speaker 3 (17:03):
Be nice.

Speaker 1 (17:04):
Yeah, twenty eight dollars and a six pack of Coca cola.
You're not taking a plane.

Speaker 3 (17:09):
You're not taking a carry on either. We're on a
limited pudget.

Speaker 1 (17:12):
That's ridiculous.

Speaker 3 (17:13):
All right, So it sounds like a yes, good luck
to both of you.

Speaker 2 (17:17):
I'm looking forward to hearing about all of your trips
in the car in the future.

Speaker 8 (17:22):
Right or on another outline.

Speaker 2 (17:24):
Yeah, yeah, these two are going to get married someday.

Speaker 3 (17:30):
I know it.

Speaker 1 (17:31):
Oh, this is this is a picture perfect marriage.

Speaker 3 (17:34):
This is great, this is.

Speaker 1 (17:35):
Picture the cheap got I'm sorry, I didn't mean to
say that. Rick, I'm just seeing you and.

Speaker 8 (17:39):
Me like, yeah, well we'll we'll pop I'll pop the
question on the Spirit flight.

Speaker 1 (17:47):
Don't do it too loud because they'll charge you for rick.

Speaker 3 (17:50):
Quit while you're ahead. Yeah, she said, yeah, listen.

Speaker 1 (17:55):
Would you rather pay an exorbitant amount of money to
get on flight or pay six blueberries and then you
have to fly the plane You're pick?

Speaker 3 (18:05):
All right, guys, well, best of luck and safe travels.

Speaker 8 (18:08):
Thank you for your help. I really appreciate it. Wow,
thank you.

Speaker 3 (18:11):
Here's the goal.

Speaker 2 (18:12):
Let's all have a less cluttered twenty twenty five. Mike
and Diane show ninety five point one WayV and make
sure you listen on the new and improved iHeartRadio app.
So if you want a less disorganized twenty twenty five,
there are things you can do now to minimize the mess. Mike,
would you like some help with this? Yeah, okay, it

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sounds like.

Speaker 1 (18:37):
Let's hear it. Let's hear it.

Speaker 3 (18:39):
I'm already going into action.

Speaker 2 (18:40):
By the way, my personal goal, and I may have
said this before, is to try to get rid of
one thing per day. That's three hundred and sixty five
things out of the house. It could be something, the
tiniest thing that you've been hanging on to.

Speaker 1 (18:54):
It'd be busy for the next seven to ten years.
Like it's like, that's how long of a process that is,
it's working.

Speaker 2 (19:00):
Though it was like a mailing envelope. Like I'm telling
I'm talking little things. If you do at least one
thing a day and eat you to do working well,
even do that too. But they say the clutter there.
The de clutter experts have some advice on how to
get rid of the clutter.

Speaker 3 (19:16):
First of all, start your tax prep. They say, do that.
Now I've done it.

Speaker 1 (19:23):
Start your tax prep. Yes, honey, I'm trying to not
go broke.

Speaker 2 (19:29):
Well, if you've got piles of receipts so like a
lot of people do, you can just try to start
organizing it, I guess is what they're saying.

Speaker 1 (19:36):
Okay, yeah, how about clean.

Speaker 2 (19:38):
Up your digital clutter. I don't really have any digital clutter.

Speaker 1 (19:41):
You want me to do digital clutter too?

Speaker 3 (19:43):
Yes, not me, they did.

Speaker 1 (19:44):
They worried about legos like things I step on. I'm
worried about the three baskets of laundry that I still
haven't put away. But I fold it, but I still
haven't put them away.

Speaker 2 (19:56):
Well, I think that comes into organize and purge key
area of your home. So it sounds like if things
are piling up in certain areas my.

Speaker 1 (20:03):
Spam folder is not an issue? Okay, okay or something
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (20:09):
Oh, I like this one, and I did this declutter
your home decor. I went around and I found some
things like why is this here? I had this big
severe thing that and this this vase I had out,
like why do I need these?

Speaker 3 (20:24):
So I sent them to Goodwill. I put them in
the bag.

Speaker 1 (20:27):
I just did that. It's called putting away the Christmas stuff.

Speaker 2 (20:30):
Well, yeah, we we didn't do that yet, but waiting
for a couple of weeks on that.

Speaker 1 (20:35):
Can I tell you a secret? I didn't either. I
just wanted to say it because I'm excited to do it.

Speaker 2 (20:40):
Okay, keep going and let's see create a plan for
regular decluttering. Whether that's okay, every Saturday, we're going to
do this. Will you cleaned out your garage before you
was that before you moved?

Speaker 1 (20:51):
We've cleaned out a garage four times.

Speaker 3 (20:53):
And now it's still files back up.

Speaker 1 (20:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (20:56):
No.

Speaker 1 (20:56):
When we cleaned out our garage, we just couldn't couldn't
finish it, and like one.

Speaker 3 (21:01):
Day, well yeah, get back to it.

Speaker 1 (21:03):
We had the call because there's a raccoon in there.

Speaker 3 (21:05):
May a long year. Get back to it.

Speaker 2 (21:07):
And then finally, the experts say, and this is just
common sense, make a list of your twenty twenty five goals,
what you want to get rid of, what you want
to keep, and then make a plan and do it.
But I got to say, I love having less clutter
around me. It helps me in other areas of my life.
It eases some stress anxiety. I just don't like having

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all that stuff around me.

Speaker 1 (21:29):
I hate it. I hate clutter. I want nothing around me. Yeah.
I am the guy that if I wasn't married or
had had no kids and wasn't married, I'd be the
guy with the TV on the ground and in a.

Speaker 3 (21:38):
Folding chair and a six pack of beer.

Speaker 1 (21:40):
Yeah, like the you know what I'm talking about, the lawnchair,
Yeah yeah.

Speaker 3 (21:44):
The the lawnchair and the tray table.

Speaker 1 (21:46):
Yeah, that would be my living room and I'd be happy.

Speaker 2 (21:49):
I was gonna say, it actually sounds like a nice life. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (21:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (21:54):
Oh if we could only have that life, Yeah, tell
me about it.

Speaker 2 (21:57):
So all right, let's all make a plan and cheers
to a less cluttered twenty twenty five.

Speaker 3 (22:02):
You would never try it. Number one in the survey
sky diving.

Speaker 2 (22:07):
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My mom says, never say never. Ye maybe someday if
I'm like a.

Speaker 3 (22:27):
Hundred or something, but I that doesn't make much sense
for a lot of people do that.

Speaker 2 (22:33):
I can safely say I will never be a contestant
on Survivor because my hubby and I were watching the
latest season and I told him I would not last
past Jeff Probes welcoming us to the island once it
comes to making the shelter blah blah blah. And he
turned to me and he said, You're absolutely right, you
would not last. So I will never be a contestant

(22:54):
on Survivor. My sister's answer, she will never do karaoke,
she just told me because we just got a care
Yoki machine.

Speaker 3 (23:01):
So, Mike, what would you never try?

Speaker 1 (23:03):
Well, all right on the spot, I am, oh boy,
Like I'm willing to try a lot. Like I'll definitely
try skydiving. Bungee jumping seems less fun. To me. Yeah,
I don't know. I've never been able to put this
into perspective of why I'm willing to jump out of
a plane with a tissue holding me. Oh, I'm willing

(23:25):
to go skydiving. Bungee jumping seems way more dangerous to me,
and I don't know why. I'm very clear I want
to fly a plane, and I don't just want to
fly a plane. Give me the F sixteen, Like, I'll
go and do pretty much anything. What will I never
try walking around naked. Nobody wants to see that.

Speaker 3 (23:47):
Okay, that's streaking. No, I was just happy. I was
just happy you weren't going to streak. I streaking for me,
and I'm happy I won't be either. Streaking is a
good one.

Speaker 2 (23:58):
I used to work in Princeton back in the day,
and I don't know if they still do it on campus,
but they would once a year in the winter, they
would all streak around the campus and they had a
name for it.

Speaker 3 (24:08):
It was in December.

Speaker 1 (24:09):
Yeah, it was the Undie Runner and it was yeah.

Speaker 2 (24:12):
My stop at wah Wah All of a sudden on
campus got really interesting in Princeton.

Speaker 3 (24:17):
But I don't know if they do that but that
is a good answer. No streaking for Mike.

Speaker 1 (24:21):
Yeah, I mean I'll try everything else. Okay, side nobody
wants to see this, not even my wife. No one
let us know.

Speaker 3 (24:30):
What would you never try? Talk back or give his call.
Good morning.

Speaker 2 (24:33):
It's Mike and Diane on ninety five point one way
V with the survey. Something you would never try? Number
one is skydiving, Stephanie from Mepsekin.

Speaker 3 (24:44):
What would you never try?

Speaker 8 (24:46):
Oh, god, scuba diving. Probably because I am definitely afraid
of sharks, Like I get afraid of sharks in a pool.
So yeah, I'm not doing that, you know what.

Speaker 1 (24:58):
I kind of agree with you now, like I'll go
scuba diving, like I have no no distinct fear of
scuba diving. But as I've got I remember scuba diving
earlier in my life and it was so much fun
and I loved it. But as I get older, a
lot of these things that I did when I was younger,
I'm like that I sharks I have, but I'm I

(25:19):
don't want anything to do with sharks. I don't. I
can't do the thing where you like stay calm, make
eye contact and it just knows out of the way. No, no, no, no.
If I saw a shark within like a couple feet
of me, I would just be like, well, all right,
I'll just die here and make it easy, Like right.

Speaker 2 (25:37):
I was scared of the shark that comes out of
the water at the Jaws attraction Universal years ago.

Speaker 1 (25:42):
Well, to be fair, Diane, I'm pretty sure that was
built to be scary.

Speaker 3 (25:45):
It was, but I knew it, knew it wasn't real.

Speaker 2 (25:48):
I couldn't imagine coming, like you said, coming face to
face with a shark. No, I'm know it's Steph, I'm
with you. Scuba diving, No, my hobby loves to scuba dive.

Speaker 3 (25:55):
He did the.

Speaker 2 (25:55):
Training in a pool at a resort. Yeah, yeah, which
to me doesn't prepare you that much. I guess it does.
It prepares you for the basics, but yeah, that's not
for me. He goes out on the uh, he has
to be with the instructor.

Speaker 3 (26:08):
I guess.

Speaker 1 (26:08):
Yeah. It's also always funny when you're at a resort
and you see the scuba divers in the pool.

Speaker 3 (26:13):
Yeah, like it is. Yeah, let them do that.

Speaker 2 (26:18):
We'll just stay on the beach drinking our frosty drink
with the umbrella how does that sound?

Speaker 7 (26:24):
Sounds great?

Speaker 9 (26:25):
There with you?

Speaker 1 (26:27):
I just canceled everything. We were about to talk about everything. Literally,
I thirty seconds ago. I looked at Diane. I threw
my phone through the wall, and I said, cancel it.
We're talking about it. We haven't done a really fiery
one of these in a long time, because it's been
pretty good. But I just hit a wall. Here we go,
let's lock it in people, Chronicles of the Luther Law.

(26:55):
I'm breaking, I'm breaking, I'm Clark Griswold. The craziest part
of that movie is that the Bolts in laws show
up ten days before Christmas and then stay.

Speaker 3 (27:06):
Well, your mother in law's with you. Quite often.

Speaker 1 (27:10):
She's still here. Man, how long ago was Christmas? Go
home to your family?

Speaker 3 (27:18):
Never leaves.

Speaker 1 (27:20):
Every time I go to the store, I get I've
now all right, listen, this is gonna I need you
to understand. This is a ten year thing that I've
been doing, and I've finally broken. I now leave my
phone at home when my wife sends me to the
grocery store for something, because without fail, I will get
a call from her or a text, Hey while you're there,

(27:40):
can you pick up this? And this? In quotations is
never less than twenty five dollars, of course. So I've
now just and it drives me up a wall. I
don't know why it drives me up a wall. It
just drives me up a wall. So now I just
leave my phone at home and be like, oh darn,
I forgot my phone. Oh silly me didn't get your
it's dead. An expensive cheese, I don't know. Can you

(28:02):
pick up uh two ribbis?

Speaker 3 (28:07):
No, we're having chicken ribbis.

Speaker 1 (28:10):
It happened, it's thank you. Yeah, I just got a text.
Now while you're on your way home, can you pick
up bread and milk and eggs. I'm like, you bought
eggs yesterday. I saw you buy the eggs. You bought
milk yesterday. Well, those are for cookies. Also, you have

(28:36):
a car here, the kids are on the bus soon, right,
Just go to the store.

Speaker 2 (28:43):
Let's go yourself, get out a little bit good, get
some fresh air.

Speaker 3 (28:46):
Yeah, well, I'll make you French toast.

Speaker 1 (28:49):
I don't want French tod. I'm thirty seven years old.
What am I a kidd?

Speaker 3 (28:53):
Well you don't have to be young, delis.

Speaker 1 (28:55):
But also I.

Speaker 2 (28:57):
Well, I'm only saying that because my mom eats it
for dinner once a week.

Speaker 1 (29:00):
I also, can I just point out, I completely understand
how ridiculous and mean I sound. I get it. I
know you've got to be in my shoes to understand.
Walk a mile in my shoes.

Speaker 2 (29:12):
Well, she is staying in your home, so she should
contribute and pick up some groceries.

Speaker 1 (29:17):
Yeah, but her contribution is cooking. I don't need her
to cook. I need her to pay.

Speaker 3 (29:24):
Oh okay, okay, it's so expensive.

Speaker 1 (29:27):
My water bill when the whole family's there is double
double geez.

Speaker 3 (29:33):
We need to have a mother in law fundraiser.

Speaker 1 (29:35):
But I listen, I completely get it. People, I sound
mean and ridiculous right now. I use you as my therapist.
You are my therapist. I say ridiculous things and you go,
well that's not very nice, And I go, I know,
I'm unhinged. I get it. Only one person brings this

(29:56):
level of yelling out of me. How many times do
you hear me like this on the air? Usually I'm like, oh,
I don't think that's a great idea.

Speaker 3 (30:02):
If anyone can do it, it's a mother in law.

Speaker 1 (30:05):
I have to go get my phone now.

Speaker 3 (30:08):
Now just leave the phone here.

Speaker 1 (30:09):
It's three rooms over, just through three walls like the
Hulk Man.

Speaker 3 (30:15):
Well, don't forget the bread, eggs, and milk on your
way home.

Speaker 1 (30:18):
I might forget it just for two reasons. One on purpose,
I might forget it. Two I'm also I don't remember things,
so there's always and I don't pass a store on
the way home. You don't know the entire ride home
is highway and back roads like I don't, I have
to go out of my way.

Speaker 3 (30:42):
Well, good Law Chronicles of the Motherroom.

Speaker 1 (30:46):
I don't feel better. I thought i'd feel better after this,
but now I just feel bad about myself.