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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Ninety five point one w A YV. It's the Mike
and Dianchell.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Overheard in Target a mom to her little boy, you're going.
Speaker 3 (00:07):
In time out later.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Yeah, that's something that you hear quite a bit when
people are shopping.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Yeah, we've done, we've done something else.
Speaker 4 (00:15):
Now we just go that's five minutes and that just
means five minutes less on bedtime.
Speaker 5 (00:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
Oh, he loses it, loses it.
Speaker 4 (00:23):
If you want to get into my son's skin, tell
him he's going to bed early. Oh oh boy, does
that make him mad?
Speaker 2 (00:28):
I guess you got to figure out from kid to
kid what works the best. Because this little boy didn't
seem that phase.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
He's like, oh okay, I've been there, I've been to
the clink but here.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
So we talk about that a lot with kids, But
as an adult, what would be an effective punishment for.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
You give me money?
Speaker 2 (00:45):
What would you punishment? Don't give you money?
Speaker 4 (00:49):
Take money awayain financial. You're like, give me five dollars,
So your.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
Answer would be take money away.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
It has to be a punishment, yeah, Oka, Absolutely, the
kid would be on time out.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
Take money away from you would be the punishment. Yeah, okay.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Because in a survey, the number one answer effective punishment
for an adult take away my WiFi.
Speaker 4 (01:08):
Take my WiFi, give me my money, all right, I'm like,
mister crabs.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
Well, let's see when you lose your Wi Fi, you're.
Speaker 4 (01:16):
Like, no, give it back?
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Yeah please? Yeah? Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Also, taking away your vehicle made the list. And taking
away video games okay. Also I would say probably taking
away my junk food, like, stay.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
Away from my junk food. I'm with the money and
the Bravo channel. Don't take that away?
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Oh please God take that channel away.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
That would be a reward for you, punishment award. So
give us a call.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
What would be an effective punishment for you? Six oh
nine four eight four WayV. Otherwise we're gonna put you
on time out ninety.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Five point one WayV. It's the Mic and Dianchell.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Hey, Sebastian.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
What would be an effective punishment for you as an adult?
Speaker 3 (01:57):
What are we doing to you?
Speaker 6 (01:58):
Yeah, it's easy.
Speaker 7 (01:59):
Take away my man cave and my beer.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Ah yeah yeah, Well.
Speaker 8 (02:03):
I mean I got a wife, I got seven year
old triplets in laws and a suit and tie.
Speaker 9 (02:07):
Boss like you guys, you take away those two things.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Oh, there's a few things you can take away.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
It's worse than the seven year old triplets or the
suit and tie boss seven year old triplets.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Yeah, every time there's only one suit and tie boss.
Speaker 7 (02:25):
Yeah, a unique challenge.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (02:28):
Yeah, they might not be wearing a suit and tie,
but they're the boss.
Speaker 10 (02:33):
No, that's true. That's true.
Speaker 5 (02:34):
My boss has nothing on them.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
And then you got the wife and the in laws.
They're all your bosses.
Speaker 4 (02:38):
I guess there's nothing worse to be bossed around by
somebody wearing a Mater pajamas or Lightning McQueen or.
Speaker 6 (02:46):
Yeah, I might just retire to the man cave now
thinking about it.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
Yeah, I think you need a beer five o'clock somewhere.
Speaker 4 (02:53):
We're gonna need something stronger than a beer, just thinking
about that when I go home.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
Well, Sebashian, hang in there. Okay, we're not gonna on
issue today, thank god.
Speaker 4 (03:02):
Mike and Diane's second date update coming up in five
minutes on ninety five point one wa YV. We've talked
about this before, but with a job like this, things
could get weird in communication with friends. It's ninety five
point one w A YV. So Mike and Dana sho
let me explain more so we go to bed early, right.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
Diane, Yes, we should.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
We should.
Speaker 4 (03:24):
Sometimes we do, we don't, but a lot of times
people will. The normal texting a friend is like, you know,
nine o'clock, Like you can text a friend at nine
o'clock and it still feels okay, Sure not for me,
like I'm usually in bed, phones away. I'm going to
bed because we get up literally literally before the sun, right,
(03:44):
like even in the winter or the when the sun
gets up very early, we're up before it.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
I set a new record today.
Speaker 4 (03:52):
I answered a friend of mine who texts me something
at ten to twenty five, how dare you think I
would be awake? I answered him at three twenty four this.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
Morning, Hey, that's when your day start, so.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
Yeah, And it was funny, is three twenty four?
Speaker 4 (04:09):
I have an alarm set for three twenty three because
you know you can't do whole numbers when you set alarms,
So I have an alarm set for.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Three twenty three.
Speaker 4 (04:16):
I must have heard the alarm, got up, looked at
the phone, saw his text, answered it had no recollection
of it until about an hour ago.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Like I just looked. I was like, oh my bad, buddy.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
I wonder if he has it on, do not disturbed.
Speaker 4 (04:30):
That'll so usually the iPhones tell you it doesn't look
like it.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Oh really sure hope.
Speaker 4 (04:35):
So either way, welcome if I woke you up, Welcome
to my world, buddy.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
I've been doing this for a decade.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
Yeah, Mike, I would say, And that's even even people
who don't have jobs that are as early as our
job is. I think that's probably a little late unless
you definitely know the person.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
You know that they're you know, late late person.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
I My threshold generally is nine am to nine pm.
That's my standard, unless I know. I know my friend
Karen is up really early, so I could text her.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
But other than that. But one day I texted her
on her day off. Oops.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Yeah, that's the thing. I don't know about her.
Speaker 4 (05:12):
But my day's off are usually I'm still up at
at the worst five forty five. I still do wake
up at the three thirty, open my eyes and go nope,
don't got to do it, and go back out. But yeah,
that was that was my mistake this morning. So set
the record, get the book out my earliest. And ooh,
here's a question. I know I went to sleep, but
(05:34):
if you got to text a three twenty.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
Three, twenty four am in the morning.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
What would you think it's the end of the beginning
of the day.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
Oh, that's a good question.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
I would be so confused if I was if we
didn't do this job or what, I would think.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
It's an emergency.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
I would actually I would panic. Yeah, at that hour
of the morning, I would panic.
Speaker 7 (05:55):
I have.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
So I think your friend got a little bit of
a panic there.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
Probably not.
Speaker 4 (06:01):
There's if he rolled over and saw it was me,
he would have been like, I'm going back to bed.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
This guy can't wait till the morning. We'll be dying
on the side of the road. He'll wait till the morning.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
We'll let us know when he answers you back.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
He still hasn't.
Speaker 4 (06:14):
Oh, so I'm gonna sen him another text now to
says sorry, we're waking you up twice.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Time for second date update with Mike and Diane on
ninety five point one WayV Luke from May's Landing.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
How are you today?
Speaker 8 (06:29):
Hey?
Speaker 5 (06:30):
How are you?
Speaker 1 (06:31):
How are you doing well?
Speaker 5 (06:32):
Thank you?
Speaker 2 (06:33):
We are living the dream, just getting ready to help
you out, Luke. So please tell us about who you
went on a date with and what you did.
Speaker 5 (06:41):
Please Okay. So I went on a date with Meyam,
and I guess we decided to go to to go
to a bar. I figured to be sort of casual
and not like a restaurant where we're just sitting and
facing each other and staring at each other the whole time, right,
(07:03):
and built in activities. I just thought it would be,
you know, fun, it would be a little bit of
a of a thing to pace from arrest you like
a tense restaurant. But we were at a bar. We're
having a lot of fun and you know people, and
I mean it's just it's it's a good time.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
I like that. I liked it just have a casual date.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
Also, the bar.
Speaker 4 (07:27):
Always tends to be a good place because there's there's
a ton of other things going on. There's people look
at the bartender. The waitresses tend to come in a
little more frequently, so there's kind of the break up
of the conversation a little bit.
Speaker 5 (07:43):
But yeah, exactly, so you know, there's other stuff going
on and so it's just casual.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
So what went wrong?
Speaker 3 (07:51):
Uh, I don't know.
Speaker 5 (07:53):
I I'm not sure. I mean, I've I thought we
had a fantastic time and I just I haven't heard
from Megan or you know, I tried texting whatever and Facebook,
and I just I haven't heard from her.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
It's really strange, gotcha.
Speaker 3 (08:10):
So nothing really sounds like there were no red flags.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
Something stood out, which is what we hear a lot here,
and usually the people that call us are shocked.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
When they hear.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
So I think we need to get right to it,
because you never know, we cannot even guess at this point.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
I know, I've given up trying to guess.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
Yeah, that's a lie.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
I guess in my head. I just don't say it
out now.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
Tell us, tell us, Mike, come on.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
I have no idea.
Speaker 4 (08:34):
I mean, it's this one is so it feels like
he's leaving something out, but I don't know what it
is because he's like, oh, we went to the bar
and it just didn't work.
Speaker 3 (08:42):
Out, and he doesn't even know. Probably.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
Yeah, So what we'll do, Luke is put you on hold,
We'll play a song, and we'll try to get Megan
on the phone at least get some answers.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
How does that sound okay?
Speaker 5 (08:52):
Yeah, because I'm just dump. I mean, I can't even
get a text back, you know.
Speaker 3 (08:56):
Yeah, frustrating.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
I've been there us coming up now, So ninety five
point one WayV Second Date Update on ninety five point
one WayV with Mike and Diane. A few minutes ago,
Luke told us about his first date with Megan, just
casual at a bar. Luke, you had a good time.
Speaker 5 (09:15):
Right, Yeah, I had a blast.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
Ah, and you've heard nothing from Megan, which is why
that we're here to you for your rescue.
Speaker 3 (09:24):
We're gonna swoop it and help you.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
Luke, How is that this is what we do?
Speaker 3 (09:28):
Like second Date update superheroes?
Speaker 5 (09:31):
Oh, that'd be awesome. I just I don't I don't
get it. Just it's radio silence.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (09:37):
I was gonna say, yeah, really all of us radio
people wake up having bad dreams about radio silence.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
Yeah, we sure do. But right now, let's get to it.
No silence here. We need to get right to it,
find out what's going on. Don't be nervous.
Speaker 5 (09:53):
I'm kind of a little nervous, to be honest.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
Hello.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
Hello, Hi, is this Megan? Yes, good morning.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
It's a radio station calling ninety five point one WayV.
We're Mike and Diane. We host the morning show. Mike's
over there. Yeah, I know it's it's strange.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
It's we know it's dumb.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
It's let me launch into my explanation because it's just
I know it doesn't make sense, but.
Speaker 3 (10:22):
We, like I said, we host a radio show.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
We got a call from one of our radio family
members by the name of Luke, and Luke was telling
us he went on a date with you.
Speaker 3 (10:32):
He really enjoyed the date.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
God, oh boy, are you Oh my god, I'm not kidding.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
I love where we're going.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
This is coming in hot yea, so on on his behalf.
Speaker 3 (10:44):
We're just trying to get some answers.
Speaker 8 (10:46):
Are you time out? I want to know your name
if you don't mind, because I've never heard of you,
and you're a radio station or are you his friends?
Speaker 3 (10:55):
No, we're just he listens to our radio show. So
my name is Diane. This is Mike.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
Shockingly, after that, the name of our show is Mike
and Diane.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
Yeah, Mike and Diane thought, and he's Luke called us
and he's just trying to get some answers. You can
imagine how frustrating it is that he's been trying to
reach you. Has no idea. He told us it was
a great date. We just have to go buy what
he says.
Speaker 3 (11:20):
Right now? So how is the date on your end?
If you have a couple of minutes?
Speaker 8 (11:24):
Are you calling me? I'm sorry, I'm just googling you guys.
Are you calling me from ninety five point one radio station?
Speaker 10 (11:30):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (11:31):
Yes we are?
Speaker 8 (11:31):
Yes, yes, ok okay, yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
We're real. I mean we're we're real.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
We're here and Luke listens to our show and that's
what he called us.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
They pay us to do this. You want the same page?
Speaker 3 (11:44):
So I really now I'm so curious too. And I
wasn't even on the date. So what what happened on
your end? Megan? That you sounds like you did not
think it was a good date.
Speaker 8 (11:55):
I wouldn't even call it a date. I mean we
just we went out for trivia.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
Okay, love that that sounds fun.
Speaker 8 (12:03):
Yeah, yeah it was, Well it wasn't a date. Well,
it was just like friends. I told him, just as friends.
But yeah, can I.
Speaker 4 (12:15):
Ask you a question before we really really get into it,
is are you are you saying that this wasn't a
date for your own mental well being because the date
went so poorly?
Speaker 1 (12:25):
Like you, like we we have it.
Speaker 4 (12:27):
In our notes, like you met on an app so
you obviously this was a date. You just this date
probably went so poorly that you're just kind of like, no, that.
Speaker 8 (12:35):
Wasn't a date, told Luke before we went out, I
said that I'm the online dating because I'm divorced, And
I said I didn't want it to feel like a
date because that would make me feel nervous.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
Gotcha.
Speaker 8 (12:49):
So he then came up with the idea, well, why
don't we go out into like this place where they
have trivia night In that way it would like lighten
the mood or or something and take the pressure off.
He kept saying, no pressure, just as friend, right, So.
Speaker 4 (13:05):
Yeah, I have to be honest, I kind of really
appreciate that from Luke, Yeah, because that sounds like a
very sweet thing to do. Like, I understand where you're
coming from. I'm not I'm not in any way jealous
that you are nervous to go out.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
On a date.
Speaker 4 (13:21):
I'm gonna make you feel as comfortable as possible. So
all to a good start. Now let's get to what happened, Yes, please,
because something went left somewhere we need to know.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
Yes.
Speaker 8 (13:31):
Okay, So they had this like DJ guy that was
asking the trivia question, Yeah, and he goes like this.
I don't know, I could be paraphrasing it, but it was,
if I remember correctly, it was some kind of thing
like what is it illegal? Or he's like, in in Florida,
what is it illegal for a woman to do on Sundays? Yeah,
(13:55):
I'm pretty sure that was the question.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
Okay, so that's the question.
Speaker 8 (13:58):
Okay, yeah, And I'm like completely puzzled because I used
to live in Florida. So I'm like, I don't know
what this guy's talking about. But before answer, here comes Luke.
He goes, he yells out really loud. The guy goes,
just keep in mind, what is it illegal for a
woman to do in Florida on Sundays? And Luke goes, oh,
(14:28):
oh really, imagine how I'm embarrassed.
Speaker 3 (14:30):
I was.
Speaker 8 (14:31):
I'm like, talk about trashy.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
Ask your question? Was he right?
Speaker 8 (14:36):
The DJ said that it's illegal for women to skydive
on even better, on Sundays in Florida. I didn't know that.
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (14:47):
I actually didn't. I had no idea. I mean, that
wasn't on my radar.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
But huh, hi, Luke int I've forgotten. Luke's here.
Speaker 8 (14:57):
Ye.
Speaker 3 (14:57):
Luke has been listening in Luke, what Wow? What a night?
What a night?
Speaker 8 (15:03):
Are you serious?
Speaker 1 (15:05):
Is wow?
Speaker 2 (15:11):
I mean I was getting nervous as to what he
might say.
Speaker 5 (15:16):
All right, I mean this is why you don't ever
want to see someone again and can't even return a
text message. I mean, I'm shock.
Speaker 8 (15:27):
I don't think you and I, Luke, are on the
same page. First of all, I would never yell out
of vocer obscenity in the freaking public like that. There
were family.
Speaker 5 (15:37):
I thought it was funny. I thought it was hilarious,
people laughed.
Speaker 8 (15:43):
This is like this was like a kid friendly I
seem like a family friendly trivia night at like a
bar and grill restaurant. Okay, there were children, and he
yelled out that word in publican guys, I'm sorry, I'm
I haven't even finished my coffee, so I'm going to
(16:03):
hang up now. Thanks for calling, but it's not.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
Gonna work quick. Okay.
Speaker 3 (16:11):
Okay, would you like a second date?
Speaker 1 (16:12):
You want a second second day?
Speaker 10 (16:14):
Don't?
Speaker 8 (16:14):
I don't want a second phone call?
Speaker 1 (16:16):
Okay? I hung up on her. Oh whoa, that felt good.
Speaker 3 (16:22):
I gotta be honest, Luke, I didn't even have to
ask you.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
She talked a lot. She did. She did.
Speaker 5 (16:29):
I can't believe it. I can't believe it. I'm like
part of.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
Me thinks you yelled that out as out of frustration.
Speaker 5 (16:37):
I just thought I thought it would be funny, and
I actually thought that might be the answer.
Speaker 3 (16:44):
Evidently it's not.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
Well, that's that's done.
Speaker 3 (16:50):
Yes, sky diving Apparently who knew?
Speaker 1 (16:53):
All Right, you want a second bath, you can call her.
I'm not calling her.
Speaker 3 (16:59):
Yeah, we're not calling her back. You're on your own, buddy.
If you are fart walking, you're doing a good thing.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
It's Mike and Nyancho and ninety five point one WayV.
Speaker 4 (17:11):
I was so unfocused there for a second, and then
I focused in real quick.
Speaker 2 (17:15):
I knew I'd get you with that. Walking immediately after
eating has been called far fart walking on TikTok. They
have a name for it, and experts are saying there
are health benefits to fart walking.
Speaker 3 (17:28):
How many times can I say fart Yeah?
Speaker 2 (17:30):
Research shows one of the benefits is lowering your blood sugar.
Speaker 3 (17:34):
It also boosts digestion and relieves bloating.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
All you need to do is walk in place in
your home for ten minutes to gain the health advantages
of course you could walk outside too. If you want,
you can bump the walk up to thirty minutes for
even more bonuses. But I'm recommending that you should be
in a long term relationship if this is your goal,
fart walking after you eat, because otherwise you're gonna end
up on second date.
Speaker 3 (17:57):
Update you what.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
Like?
Speaker 3 (18:02):
I love how the experts got in on this. It's
a thing they're saying on TikTok.
Speaker 4 (18:07):
I need to meet the experts. I need their credentials.
What makes you an expert in fart walking?
Speaker 2 (18:12):
I mean it makes sense that you're you're moving around
and it is boosting your digestion. That was always my
dad's thing. After Thanksgiving dinner? Was it that he took
with my uncle, like an hour walk. We wouldn't see them.
Maybe they went to the strip club, who knows, but
they were walking for an hour.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
And they weren't farting. I'll tell you what. I'll tell
you what they were doing.
Speaker 3 (18:32):
But probably closed on Thanksgiving.
Speaker 4 (18:34):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (18:35):
Well anyway, just reporting the health benefits to you.
Speaker 2 (18:38):
And you know how I normally say, hey, next time
you whatever, think of Mike and Diane.
Speaker 3 (18:43):
Next time you fart walk, don't think of us. Thank you.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
You will not watch this series with your significant other.
Speaker 3 (18:50):
It's Mike and Diane.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
On ninety five point one WayV, Travis Kelsey said he
does not watch Grey's Anatomy with Taylor Swift.
Speaker 3 (18:57):
She's on her own.
Speaker 1 (18:59):
What are you gonna do? You can't. You can't make
somebody do something, especially the show.
Speaker 4 (19:04):
It's almost better to watch alone when somebodys else else
doesn't want to watch the show.
Speaker 3 (19:07):
That is true.
Speaker 2 (19:08):
I do enjoy solo TV, watching when it's something my
hubby wouldn't be interested in.
Speaker 3 (19:14):
So what is your flying solo series?
Speaker 2 (19:17):
Because anything for me, anything that I watch on the
ID Network, any of my crime TV.
Speaker 3 (19:23):
I am on my own. He is not interested.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (19:26):
I've tried for years to get my wife to watch
Drive to Survive with me, which is the Netflix documentary
on f one.
Speaker 3 (19:34):
Oh you were telling me about She.
Speaker 1 (19:35):
Does not want anything to do with it. So I fly.
That's that's me.
Speaker 4 (19:38):
When I get home from work, pop in bed, sit up,
stick my tootsies out, we'll put on some racing.
Speaker 3 (19:45):
What a great feeling.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
Oh, it's fantastic. It's fantastic, it really is.
Speaker 3 (19:50):
And then all my housewives forget it.
Speaker 2 (19:52):
He does watch a lot of reality TV, which is
not the Housewives.
Speaker 1 (19:55):
Any load system for husbands.
Speaker 2 (19:57):
Again, great feeling, but I do like our our shows
that we have together, and I know you do with
your wife too.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
Yeah, So what is your.
Speaker 3 (20:04):
Flying solo series?
Speaker 2 (20:06):
We would love to hear from you on the free
iHeartRadio app. Just open the app search WayV, tap that
red microphone and it's your direct line to us and
we'll get your messages or give.
Speaker 3 (20:17):
Us a call. It's your flying solo TV series.
Speaker 2 (20:21):
We're Mike and Diane on ninety five point one WayV
because Travis Kelsey won't watch Gray's Anatomy with Taylor Swift.
Speaker 3 (20:28):
Sheila from Atlantic City. What's your flying solo series?
Speaker 6 (20:33):
This is ridiculous, but it's it's Girls five Ever. Have
you seen it?
Speaker 3 (20:39):
I've heard of it. Girls five Ever? Is that is
Rebel Wilson in that?
Speaker 6 (20:44):
No? No, oh my god, it's Sarah Burrellas And it's
about these women who used to be pop stars, like
you know, Spice Girls Time, and it's just it's terrible.
Speaker 8 (20:59):
It's so good. It's terrible.
Speaker 3 (21:02):
That sounds like a good, good, flying solo sis.
Speaker 4 (21:05):
I don't think I've ever heard of the it's so good,
it's terrible. I've heard it's so terrible.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
It's good. Yeah, I mean I.
Speaker 6 (21:14):
Love it so much, and that's why it's terrible, because
it's embarrassing how much I love it.
Speaker 4 (21:19):
Yeah, I just realized this whole thing has kind of
turned into like the what show are you embarrassed to
tell people you watch?
Speaker 1 (21:25):
So you'll watch it by yourself.
Speaker 4 (21:27):
Like Diane, we got to stop the show and we
got to talk about this because something happened this morning
at three forty five in the morning, Like it it
took a whole you know, six minutes of sleep away
from me because I can't set an alarm at the
right time, but it took about that's about the time the.
Speaker 1 (21:44):
Alarm goes off.
Speaker 4 (21:45):
But something happened at six minutes and and I kind
of blacked in, if you will, from waking up and
saw my wife running out of the room.
Speaker 1 (21:54):
Running like I saw her run out of the room.
Speaker 3 (21:58):
That's scary.
Speaker 4 (21:58):
And I'm getting texts NonStop because I heard it too.
So they outside of our are like our outside our
door is like the down the stairs like kind of
I don't want to call it the lobby of the house,
but whatever it's actually called, like where the front door
is and it's kind of big and wide open. Yes,
so things that go down there. At three forty five
(22:20):
in the morning this morning, we heard like what sounded
like somebody coming through on a walkie talkie.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
Like the and my wife went running out of the room.
Speaker 3 (22:32):
Because it's just scary. I watched the ID Network too much.
Speaker 4 (22:35):
So yeah, yeah, we hear that, and I'm like, what
was that? Like, I got I got up. I didn't
run out of the room, but I got out it
and she's like, what was that. I'm like, it sounded
like walkie talkies. She's like, okay, because we have walking
talkies by the door for like when the kids go
to the park and we can't go to the park
or my son wants to go with a friend, and
as we've talked about in the show, they're not getting
(22:56):
cell phones, so we got.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
A walkie talkies.
Speaker 4 (22:59):
Okay, So I go down and check them, like one
of them must be on and somebody just miss caught
a frequency.
Speaker 1 (23:06):
They're all off. In fact, two of them are dead.
So now.
Speaker 4 (23:12):
I should have I should have just told my wife
one of them was on, but I was not awake. Now,
all I did was freak her out, because all I
did was tell her they were off freaky, and she
has been texting me all morning. Now, I will tell
(23:33):
you this, but I will not tell my wife this.
The other day, when I was in my house, I
heard somebody talking.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
Really and no one was there. It was just me.
Speaker 4 (23:44):
I am one to figure this out on my own
and be like, I must. You know, your brain's played
a trick.
Speaker 1 (23:49):
I knew now, the walkie talking thing.
Speaker 3 (23:53):
That's creepy.
Speaker 4 (23:55):
Yeah, yeah, anybody got sage.
Speaker 2 (24:01):
Because I don't really have any advice. I mean, I
had a Oiji board incident.
Speaker 1 (24:05):
But other than that, here's another fun part.
Speaker 3 (24:09):
Freaky floors. That's about it. At my house.
Speaker 4 (24:11):
I know everybody who's owned the house prior to I've
watched my house be built when I was ten, my
uncle owned it, then my mom and now me. I
know the whole history of the house. Right, nobody's passed
in the house. So what's going on? What did I
do to bring this into the house.
Speaker 3 (24:30):
It's weird, all right? You need an exorcism.
Speaker 1 (24:36):
Who knows?
Speaker 4 (24:37):
Maybe they're Maybe it's a good ghost.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
It could be a nice one.
Speaker 3 (24:41):
Yeah, why did they all have to be scary. It
could be nice.
Speaker 4 (24:43):
Maybe they're nice people and they're just you know, they're
just hanging hanging out.
Speaker 1 (24:46):
Keep an eye on things.
Speaker 2 (24:47):
Yeah, I mean, you're still here, you're still doing okay. Well,
and if the ghost was in there, you know, maybe
you need a place to hang.
Speaker 3 (24:56):
Maybe, but I'll never forget start charging them rent.
Speaker 4 (25:00):
My wife running out of the room run full sprint
because I think she thought something was on in one
of the rooms, like in my kids room, so she
went running out of the room.
Speaker 1 (25:11):
It was a weird morning anyway.
Speaker 4 (25:12):
My daughter came in at one am and was like,
I need somebody to sleep with me. So like I
went in there and I slept on her bed for
an hour and a half. It was a weird morning.
And then I went back in my room at.
Speaker 1 (25:25):
Three o'clock.
Speaker 4 (25:27):
Slept there till three forty five, and then the morning
kicked off and now here, I am.
Speaker 3 (25:32):
You need an app I.
Speaker 1 (25:35):
Might sleep here.
Speaker 4 (25:37):
Here as far as we know, ye, I don't know
what's going on.
Speaker 3 (25:42):
Only the ghost of DJ's passed.
Speaker 4 (25:44):
My phone is my phone is uh, my phone's blowing
up And in fact that was me turning and seeing
four text messages from my wife about how freaked out
she was, but they were all off.
Speaker 1 (25:58):
No.
Speaker 4 (25:58):
I said one was dead. Maybe that was on and
it died. She said, no, that it's been dead. We
tried to use it the other day. Okay, you know
what else is dead? Who's ever creeping around my house in.
Speaker 3 (26:10):
The middle of night, anyone interrupting my sleep?
Speaker 1 (26:14):
Is yeah, I'll tell you this. All I got is laughs.
Speaker 4 (26:22):
Because I'm trying to pretend like now I have to
go back to this.
Speaker 3 (26:25):
House alone, like right now, Oh boy, it's.
Speaker 1 (26:28):
Gonna be great.
Speaker 4 (26:29):
I can't wait to just tear this house apart to
find the one walkie talkie that's on.
Speaker 3 (26:32):
Good luck.
Speaker 1 (26:33):
I'm gonna lie to her. I'm gonna go buy a
walkie talkie, get the couple from.
Speaker 3 (26:37):
The Annabelle movies. They'll help you out.
Speaker 1 (26:38):
I should have just lied and told her the walkie
talkie was on.
Speaker 4 (26:41):
I screwed that up, you did, because then I can
at least convince myself it was on, even though I
knew I lied. I could have convinced myself and then
like a sight out of mind, all right, all right,
good luck. I need more than luck. I need a priest.
Speaker 2 (26:57):
Second date update on ninety five point one w AYV
with Mike and Diane as.
Speaker 3 (27:02):
We welcome Roger from Port Republic.
Speaker 7 (27:05):
Hi, Roger, Hey, how is everyone?
Speaker 9 (27:08):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (27:08):
We are living the dream as always. How about you?
Speaker 7 (27:13):
I'm pretty good wondering if you guys could help me
locate Jen.
Speaker 2 (27:18):
Okay, Jen, So you went out with Jen? Please tell
us about her and the first date?
Speaker 7 (27:25):
We met online, flirted a little bit and went out
on the date. I thought it was pretty lovely, had
a good connection and you know, all signs I could tell,
you know, a second date would be in order, but
I just haven't heard anything from her two weeks, so
put a few feelers out. But I don't want to
(27:45):
be like you know, I don't want to be overbearing.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
So yeah, you can let us do that part as
we just you know, shock her as.
Speaker 1 (27:54):
We call anybody who's ever listened to this show.
Speaker 4 (27:56):
Yeah, I'm overbearing, So.
Speaker 3 (28:00):
We are willing to do it for you because that's frustrating.
Speaker 2 (28:03):
It's been a couple of weeks and you felt everything
went okay, and you know, we'd.
Speaker 7 (28:07):
Be one thing if it was weird, but you know,
like the date went well, so yeah.
Speaker 2 (28:12):
Okay, Well maybe we can turn this around for you.
Maybe there will be a second date, or maybe there won't.
We'll have to find out. So what we'll do, Roger,
is put you on hold. We'll play a song. We'll
try to get Jen on the phone, at least get
some answers.
Speaker 3 (28:26):
How does that sound?
Speaker 4 (28:28):
I love it.
Speaker 7 (28:29):
Let's do it.
Speaker 3 (28:30):
Let's do it.
Speaker 2 (28:30):
Coming up next, So ninety five point one WayV. Ninety
five point one WayV with Mike and Diane and second
date update.
Speaker 3 (28:40):
A few minutes ago, Roger told us he went on
a date with Jen, and Roger, you said you had
a good connection.
Speaker 2 (28:46):
You really thought it was a good date, expected to
go on a second date. But you haven't heard anything
from Jen in a couple of weeks.
Speaker 7 (28:53):
That is correct, All.
Speaker 3 (28:55):
Right, let's get right to it. Yep, try to get
some answers here. Hello, Hi, is this Jen?
Speaker 9 (29:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (29:11):
This is Jen.
Speaker 3 (29:12):
Good morning, the good news for you.
Speaker 8 (29:14):
Jen.
Speaker 3 (29:14):
It's not a telemarketer.
Speaker 2 (29:16):
It's well, it depends depends how you'll look at the situation.
It's Mike and Diane from the radio ninety five point
one WayV.
Speaker 3 (29:26):
We host the morning show and my god, Hi, Hi, Hi,
there's Mike over there. He's hi, ready one to say hi.
Speaker 2 (29:34):
Yeah, but we we have a reason why we're calling.
Hopefully you don't think this is too strange, But if
you have a minute, we got a call from our
radio family member by the name.
Speaker 3 (29:46):
Of Roger, and Roger was telling us that he went
on a date with you. He really enjoyed.
Speaker 2 (29:52):
The date, thought you had a great connection, wanted to
see you again, but hasn't heard anything back from you.
So on his behalf, we're just trying into get some answer.
Speaker 3 (30:01):
So if you could please let us know your end
of the date. What do you think.
Speaker 9 (30:12):
He called you?
Speaker 2 (30:13):
He did, Yes, he called us. We get We get
a lot of calls about these dates, believe it or not.
Speaker 1 (30:17):
Sorry, just like this too.
Speaker 9 (30:18):
Yeah, yeah, this is I'm just confused because, uh, I mean,
I'm not really interested in seeing him again. I I
he didn't really help me out in a way I
need it, and I'm I'm fine now, So help I'm
confused as to why he.
Speaker 3 (30:38):
Help you out in a way. Did you have lipstick
on your teeth?
Speaker 9 (30:44):
No, go for it.
Speaker 1 (30:48):
Tell us exactly what happened?
Speaker 3 (30:49):
Yeah, what happened?
Speaker 9 (30:51):
Okay? Well, I was kind of in a desperate place
when we went out. I was feeling pretty bad about
what my bank account was looking like and my career,
and I asked him for some money to help pay
my phone bill, and I was hungry and I just
wanted to get some dinner, you know, And he got
(31:13):
really mad at me, and he actually yelled at me
in the middle of the restaurant. Okay, cause the scene
super embarrassing.
Speaker 7 (31:21):
He did not want the money, definitely an exaggeration. I
did not yell, I'm.
Speaker 9 (31:25):
Sorry, Like I understand, I like I called yelled.
Speaker 7 (31:28):
I'm like, hey, seems I came in here in fall
three senses, but I was respectful in like stating my position.
I did not yell Roger, I'm sorry you feled embarrassed.
Speaker 3 (31:37):
Yeah, I didn't want to interrupt Roger. Yeah, he's been
listening in.
Speaker 1 (31:43):
I'm really confused. Can I just run this? Can I
just run this back for us? For a second?
Speaker 4 (31:47):
Roger called us after he yelled at his date when
that actually happened. And then, Jennifer, you don't want to
go on a date with a guy who's now call
you back after you put yourself out there in the
biggest way possible. You had no money, and you need
a phone bill and a warm meal, and now you're
(32:09):
good and you're like, I don't want the guy who's
actually calling for a date.
Speaker 1 (32:12):
Now did I get that?
Speaker 3 (32:15):
Hmm?
Speaker 1 (32:15):
Okay, so I'm gonna be honest. This one makes no sense. Yeah,
why Roger, why are you calling?
Speaker 7 (32:24):
I mean I had some time to sort of mullet over.
I did enjoy the connection we were having. She then sprung
that whole situation on me, and yeah, that put a
bad taste in my mouth. But just before then, if
it was, you know, like more of a regular date,
I would have had a really great time.
Speaker 5 (32:42):
It did feel.
Speaker 7 (32:43):
Awkward when you know, she presented her situation, but other
than that, like it was going well as far as
I was, so.
Speaker 1 (32:56):
Back out because he liked you, I think that's why.
Speaker 2 (32:59):
Yeah, oh, now what if you would have said yes
to giving you money?
Speaker 1 (33:05):
That's not what you're not appreciate.
Speaker 9 (33:07):
Being yelled at and having strangers would get me in
a restaurant when I was feeling pretty low. And now
I'm fine. I got paid a couple days later, and
my big account doesn't look that bad like.
Speaker 6 (33:17):
I did not.
Speaker 7 (33:18):
Okay, well then what happened? Like, did you like I
don't really unders here.
Speaker 9 (33:25):
I'm sorry. We all have bad moments. We all have
bad moments. It was a bad moment for me. It's
over now, and I'm not really I'm not interested.
Speaker 7 (33:33):
Oh all right, I got your message.
Speaker 9 (33:36):
Fine.
Speaker 1 (33:36):
I feel very uncomfortable offering.
Speaker 4 (33:40):
Offering her money to go on a date because that's
what happens at the motels across the street from boat.
Speaker 3 (33:46):
Jeez, we're not even going there.
Speaker 1 (33:48):
I went there. No, I didn't actually wait, I didn't
actually go there. You know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (33:52):
I don't think I didn't actually go there. Your wife
tunes in just at that moment. Yeah, let's see.
Speaker 2 (33:59):
So it's I don't even want to ask the question
because jen keeps saying I don't want another date.
Speaker 3 (34:04):
I don't want another date.
Speaker 4 (34:05):
Yeah, I just want to I want to put this
in like bullet points on the date. Roger freaked out
when Jennifer asked for help. Nothing out of you, Roger,
which is I think kind of fair. Like he felt
like he was being used. And now Roger had time
to think about it and said I want to be
(34:27):
daddy and brought the money to the table, and Jennifer said,
I'm good.
Speaker 1 (34:33):
I got paid you.
Speaker 4 (34:34):
You caught me at a bad moment, but you were
you were basically you were just being used and I
don't really want to see you again. And now Roger
is in love with Jennifer.
Speaker 3 (34:46):
Well, at least he wants a second date. I don't
know about any love. Come he wanted a second date.
Speaker 1 (34:52):
Have a great day, guys. Yeah, is that the end
of it?
Speaker 5 (34:55):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (34:56):
I got to get back to work.
Speaker 3 (34:57):
By fell back to work, build up the bank account.
Speaker 1 (34:59):
Rod, Sure, Yeah, I got nothing for you.
Speaker 7 (35:04):
Yeah, I mean neither man. I'm all set.
Speaker 3 (35:06):
Okay, Well, at least you got your answers. Yeah, and
good luck.
Speaker 1 (35:12):
Bye. It's our most favorite thing to do, so let's
just do it. Okay.
Speaker 10 (35:19):
I've just been handed an urgent and horrifying news story,
and I need all of you to stop what you're
doing and listen.
Speaker 4 (35:27):
No, it is ninety five point one WayV Mike and
Diane's real or fake headlines.
Speaker 1 (35:36):
I love this, So let's get moving. Okay. Woman, By
the way, I'm.
Speaker 4 (35:42):
Gonna give you three. I guess I could explain it again.
Three headlines, two fake, one reel.
Speaker 1 (35:46):
Here we go.
Speaker 4 (35:47):
Okay, Woman's crazy manicure has micro fish tanks on each fingernail.
Speaker 2 (35:55):
Okay, let me let me hear all them first, Okay, okay.
Speaker 4 (36:00):
Uk Man says he can prove he's grandson a fictional
character Willy Wonka.
Speaker 3 (36:09):
Hey, what's the next one?
Speaker 4 (36:10):
Woman announces she's pregnant with twentieth child.
Speaker 3 (36:14):
Oh, come on, oh, this is a tough one. What
was the deal with the nails? The first headline the.
Speaker 4 (36:21):
Micro woman crazy manicure has microfish tanks on each fingernail.
Speaker 2 (36:27):
Okay, because I'm looking at my nails right now trying
to picture that micro fish tanks on each nail.
Speaker 3 (36:32):
Okay. And then we have.
Speaker 1 (36:35):
Woman announces she's pregnant with twentieth child.
Speaker 3 (36:37):
Twentieth child, and then what was the third one?
Speaker 4 (36:41):
Uk Man says he can prove he's grandson of fictional
Willy Wonker.
Speaker 2 (36:44):
Oh that's right, okay, all right, let me start with
the Willy Wonka false.
Speaker 1 (36:48):
Yeah, yeah, that was an easy one.
Speaker 2 (36:51):
So twentieth child, oh my good, twentieth child and little
fish tanks on the end of nails.
Speaker 3 (36:58):
I'm gonna go. And my record's one hundred, so I
have a lot of pressure here, yeah you do. Oh
my goodness. It was more pressure than the Super Bowl
I think, well, well maybe not.
Speaker 2 (37:08):
Well, wow, I don't lose anything if I don't, but
just my pride, I'm gonna go with the real story
is the manicure?
Speaker 1 (37:18):
Please no, what?
Speaker 10 (37:21):
No?
Speaker 3 (37:21):
Come on.
Speaker 4 (37:23):
The real story is that there is a thirty nine
year old woman in Median, Columbia who is pregnant with
her twentieth child. What the heck and says she will
continue to have more until her body doesn't allow it.
Speaker 3 (37:37):
God help those twenty fathers.
Speaker 2 (37:41):
Yeah, and first of all, how do you remember all
the names? My mom cannot remember my sister name and
my name. She calls me Deny, I Anne half Denise,
half Diane. So how can you remember twenty? There's no way.
Speaker 4 (37:54):
Martha's kids each have a different father and says being
a mom is like having a business, adding that with
a government stat.
Speaker 3 (38:03):
You know what, Let's just let's cut it off while
we can.
Speaker 2 (38:08):
Oh, well, thanks a lot, lady, I mean, good luck,
and I hope the babies are healthy, obviously, I mean
that's I.
Speaker 1 (38:14):
Hope they run, but now, you know, learn to walk
and leave goodbye.
Speaker 2 (38:21):
A woman claims she is single because of her job.
It's the Mic and Diane show, a ninety five point
one W A YV and yes.
Speaker 3 (38:30):
You're about to hear what the job is, Okay.
Speaker 2 (38:32):
Savannah Bone of Florida says she can't get a date
because she is a crocodile handler.
Speaker 4 (38:41):
That ain't stopping any man. I'm just letting like, there's
no she from Florida. I assume yes she is. There's
plenty of guys down there that are like, that's awesome.
Speaker 2 (38:51):
You would think maybe it's I don't know, maybe it's
not the crocodile job.
Speaker 3 (38:56):
Maybe it's maybe.
Speaker 1 (38:57):
It's maybe it's her, maybe.
Speaker 3 (38:59):
She's looking for that could be well.
Speaker 2 (39:02):
Savannah said, quote, my job affects my dating life and
the way that I believe most people are afraid to
date a strong woman that works with prehistoric beasts on
a daily basis.
Speaker 1 (39:12):
No, honey, it's your personality.
Speaker 3 (39:13):
Maybe they're afraid of me. No, maybe they're afraid of
the animals.
Speaker 4 (39:18):
I need to say this. No man is afraid to
date a strong, independent woman. We're afraid of you.
Speaker 3 (39:28):
She should sing that Taylor Swift song It's me Hi.
Speaker 4 (39:33):
Yeah, Like what I just said makes no sense because
I was like, it's not you, it's you.
Speaker 1 (39:38):
But if you know what I mean, now you know
what I mean?
Speaker 2 (39:40):
She says, I'm sure there's somewhere someone out there, but
it's just hard to find. I think it's just dating
in general, just from single people that I know. It
doesn't I think she's blaming it on the job, because
I think it's just tough overall, no matter what your
job is. But as far as dating, I mean, this
is what she blames it on, that her job. What
do you think would be the worst job to have
(40:02):
when it comes to dating? What might scare off potential dates?
Think about that one and give us a call at
six ZHO nine four eight four WayV. What job do
you have that would scare somebody off?
Speaker 4 (40:14):
It's not a five point one WayV the Mike and
Diane Show.
Speaker 2 (40:18):
Single because guys can't handle her job. That's what a
Florida woman says. Because she's a crocodile handler, and she
says guys don't want to date her. So the question is,
as far as dating, what would be the worst.
Speaker 3 (40:29):
Job to have? It could scare off potential dates? Amy
from Port Republic, what do you think?
Speaker 11 (40:36):
I met this great guy and I really liked him,
but then I found out the funeral director and I
know that's like a necessity of life and it's great,
but it just kind of breaks me out a little bit.
Speaker 2 (40:49):
I can see that, yeah, that Yeah, it would be
a little scary, although, like you said, necessity job security,
and I mean, somebody has has to do it naturally
make the lives of people easier, you know, the good
the ones that do a good job.
Speaker 3 (41:03):
But I can see with dating, Yeah, I can kind
of know that.
Speaker 1 (41:05):
Here's the thing.
Speaker 4 (41:06):
As soon as that guy starts talking to you in
like a really calm voice, You're like, oh, you're doing
work voice to me, Yeah, And it's like, oh, imagine
coming home with a frustrating day at work, Like what
does a frustrating day at work look like for that guy?
Speaker 8 (41:21):
People?
Speaker 2 (41:22):
Yeah, we actually have to deal with people.
Speaker 3 (41:26):
Oh well, that is a good answer. It's a shame.
He was a nice guy though, and then the job
was a deal breaker.
Speaker 8 (41:32):
But thank you, Amy, You're welcome.
Speaker 1 (41:35):
Ninety five point one w a YV.
Speaker 4 (41:37):
It's the Mike and Diane Show, and it is time
for my favorite part of the show.
Speaker 10 (41:43):
I've just been handed an urgent and horrifying news story,
and I eat all of you to stop what you're
doing and listen.
Speaker 4 (41:51):
No, the two fake headlines one reel. Let's get into
it right away.
Speaker 1 (41:57):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (41:58):
New emoji with alien and high pants eating Brussels sprouts
has iPhone users confused. Okay, kids, pet octopus surprises him
with fifty babies. Octopus boy in Ohio? When's Rubik's cube competition?
Using cube made from corn niblets?
Speaker 2 (42:22):
Trying to picture that a Rubik's cube made out of
corn niblets.
Speaker 3 (42:25):
This is a tough one.
Speaker 2 (42:26):
Let's see Rubik's cube, the octopus babies.
Speaker 4 (42:32):
Let me.
Speaker 2 (42:33):
Let me eliminate the Rubik's cube. Okay, and let me
eliminate the emoji. I'm gonna go with the octopus being
the true story.
Speaker 1 (42:41):
You are right, and this sounds like something that would
happen to me.
Speaker 4 (42:44):
That's greatzy, because I would buy my son something and
then next thing I know, there'd be fifty of them.
Speaker 3 (42:49):
Just your luck.
Speaker 4 (42:50):
An Oklahoma family has been documenting their experience with a
pet octopus.
Speaker 1 (42:54):
First of all, that's your fault for having one of them. Yeah,
it's fifty hatchlings.
Speaker 3 (42:59):
Woo, fifty fifty. It creeps me out.
Speaker 4 (43:02):
Now they're doing the right thing. They're seeking professional help.
Oh good, good mentally for having a bog No, I'm kidding,
care for their baby octopuses while they navigate the challenges
of octopus parenthood.
Speaker 1 (43:16):
Maybe you should have thought that, I.
Speaker 2 (43:17):
Don't know, there's a TLC series in there somewhere, octopus parenthood.
Speaker 1 (43:22):
Why, why would you do this?
Speaker 3 (43:24):
And is it OCTOPI? I don't know. Is it octopuses
or octopi?
Speaker 1 (43:27):
No idea, I definitely I've.
Speaker 2 (43:29):
Never never had to say octopi.
Speaker 4 (43:33):
Yeah, yeah, no, no, no, definitely octopied.
Speaker 3 (43:37):
That's just I'm sorry. It creeps me out.
Speaker 4 (43:39):
Are we still in the air Did we get taken
off yet? But can you imagine, like you go from
just like, hey, this would be a cool gift for
my kid.
Speaker 1 (43:51):
Now you got fifty of them, fifty one, fifty one of.
Speaker 2 (43:54):
Them, fifty one OCTOPU, Hi, Octopi, OCTOPI. Well, all I
can say is good luck with that, and I think
it's a good PSA, don't buy the octopi.
Speaker 1 (44:03):
You know, I never thought i'd have to use the
dumb button, but we almost just did.
Ninety five point one w A YV. It's the Mike
and Dianchell.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Overheard in Target a mom to her little boy, you're going.
Speaker 3 (00:07):
In time out later.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Yeah, that's something that you hear quite a bit when
people are shopping.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Yeah, we've done, we've done something else.
Speaker 4 (00:15):
Now we just go that's five minutes and that just
means five minutes less on bedtime.
Speaker 5 (00:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
Oh, he loses it, loses it.
Speaker 4 (00:23):
If you want to get into my son's skin, tell
him he's going to bed early. Oh oh boy, does
that make him mad?
Speaker 2 (00:28):
I guess you got to figure out from kid to
kid what works the best. Because this little boy didn't
seem that phase.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
He's like, oh okay, I've been there, I've been to
the clink but here.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
So we talk about that a lot with kids, But
as an adult, what would be an effective punishment for.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
You give me money?
Speaker 2 (00:45):
What would you punishment? Don't give you money?
Speaker 4 (00:49):
Take money awayain financial. You're like, give me five dollars,
So your.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
Answer would be take money away.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
It has to be a punishment, yeah, Oka, Absolutely, the
kid would be on time out.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
Take money away from you would be the punishment. Yeah, okay.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Because in a survey, the number one answer effective punishment
for an adult take away my WiFi.
Speaker 4 (01:08):
Take my WiFi, give me my money, all right, I'm like,
mister crabs.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
Well, let's see when you lose your Wi Fi, you're.
Speaker 4 (01:16):
Like, no, give it back?
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Yeah please? Yeah? Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Also, taking away your vehicle made the list. And taking
away video games okay. Also I would say probably taking
away my junk food, like, stay.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
Away from my junk food. I'm with the money and
the Bravo channel. Don't take that away?
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Oh please God take that channel away.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
That would be a reward for you, punishment award. So
give us a call.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
What would be an effective punishment for you? Six oh
nine four eight four WayV. Otherwise we're gonna put you
on time out ninety.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Five point one WayV. It's the Mic and Dianchell.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Hey, Sebastian.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
What would be an effective punishment for you as an adult?
Speaker 3 (01:57):
What are we doing to you?
Speaker 6 (01:58):
Yeah, it's easy.
Speaker 7 (01:59):
Take away my man cave and my beer.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Ah yeah yeah, Well.
Speaker 8 (02:03):
I mean I got a wife, I got seven year
old triplets in laws and a suit and tie.
Speaker 9 (02:07):
Boss like you guys, you take away those two things.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Oh, there's a few things you can take away.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
It's worse than the seven year old triplets or the
suit and tie boss seven year old triplets.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Yeah, every time there's only one suit and tie boss.
Speaker 7 (02:25):
Yeah, a unique challenge.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (02:28):
Yeah, they might not be wearing a suit and tie,
but they're the boss.
Speaker 10 (02:33):
No, that's true. That's true.
Speaker 5 (02:34):
My boss has nothing on them.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
And then you got the wife and the in laws.
They're all your bosses.
Speaker 4 (02:38):
I guess there's nothing worse to be bossed around by
somebody wearing a Mater pajamas or Lightning McQueen or.
Speaker 6 (02:46):
Yeah, I might just retire to the man cave now
thinking about it.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
Yeah, I think you need a beer five o'clock somewhere.
Speaker 4 (02:53):
We're gonna need something stronger than a beer, just thinking
about that when I go home.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
Well, Sebashian, hang in there. Okay, we're not gonna on
issue today, thank god.
Speaker 4 (03:02):
Mike and Diane's second date update coming up in five
minutes on ninety five point one wa YV. We've talked
about this before, but with a job like this, things
could get weird in communication with friends. It's ninety five
point one w A YV. So Mike and Dana sho
let me explain more so we go to bed early, right.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
Diane, Yes, we should.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
We should.
Speaker 4 (03:24):
Sometimes we do, we don't, but a lot of times
people will. The normal texting a friend is like, you know,
nine o'clock, Like you can text a friend at nine
o'clock and it still feels okay, Sure not for me,
like I'm usually in bed, phones away. I'm going to
bed because we get up literally literally before the sun, right,
(03:44):
like even in the winter or the when the sun
gets up very early, we're up before it.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
I set a new record today.
Speaker 4 (03:52):
I answered a friend of mine who texts me something
at ten to twenty five, how dare you think I
would be awake? I answered him at three twenty four this.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
Morning, Hey, that's when your day start, so.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
Yeah, And it was funny, is three twenty four?
Speaker 4 (04:09):
I have an alarm set for three twenty three because
you know you can't do whole numbers when you set alarms,
So I have an alarm set for.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Three twenty three.
Speaker 4 (04:16):
I must have heard the alarm, got up, looked at
the phone, saw his text, answered it had no recollection
of it until about an hour ago.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Like I just looked. I was like, oh my bad, buddy.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
I wonder if he has it on, do not disturbed.
Speaker 4 (04:30):
That'll so usually the iPhones tell you it doesn't look
like it.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Oh really sure hope.
Speaker 4 (04:35):
So either way, welcome if I woke you up, Welcome
to my world, buddy.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
I've been doing this for a decade.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
Yeah, Mike, I would say, And that's even even people
who don't have jobs that are as early as our
job is. I think that's probably a little late unless
you definitely know the person.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
You know that they're you know, late late person.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
I My threshold generally is nine am to nine pm.
That's my standard, unless I know. I know my friend
Karen is up really early, so I could text her.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
But other than that. But one day I texted her
on her day off. Oops.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Yeah, that's the thing. I don't know about her.
Speaker 4 (05:12):
But my day's off are usually I'm still up at
at the worst five forty five. I still do wake
up at the three thirty, open my eyes and go nope,
don't got to do it, and go back out. But yeah,
that was that was my mistake this morning. So set
the record, get the book out my earliest. And ooh,
here's a question. I know I went to sleep, but
(05:34):
if you got to text a three twenty.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
Three, twenty four am in the morning.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
What would you think it's the end of the beginning
of the day.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
Oh, that's a good question.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
I would be so confused if I was if we
didn't do this job or what, I would think.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
It's an emergency.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
I would actually I would panic. Yeah, at that hour
of the morning, I would panic.
Speaker 7 (05:55):
I have.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
So I think your friend got a little bit of
a panic there.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
Probably not.
Speaker 4 (06:01):
There's if he rolled over and saw it was me,
he would have been like, I'm going back to bed.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
This guy can't wait till the morning. We'll be dying
on the side of the road. He'll wait till the morning.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
We'll let us know when he answers you back.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
He still hasn't.
Speaker 4 (06:14):
Oh, so I'm gonna sen him another text now to
says sorry, we're waking you up twice.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Time for second date update with Mike and Diane on
ninety five point one WayV Luke from May's Landing.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
How are you today?
Speaker 8 (06:29):
Hey?
Speaker 5 (06:30):
How are you?
Speaker 1 (06:31):
How are you doing well?
Speaker 5 (06:32):
Thank you?
Speaker 2 (06:33):
We are living the dream, just getting ready to help
you out, Luke. So please tell us about who you
went on a date with and what you did.
Speaker 5 (06:41):
Please Okay. So I went on a date with Meyam,
and I guess we decided to go to to go
to a bar. I figured to be sort of casual
and not like a restaurant where we're just sitting and
facing each other and staring at each other the whole time, right,
(07:03):
and built in activities. I just thought it would be,
you know, fun, it would be a little bit of
a of a thing to pace from arrest you like
a tense restaurant. But we were at a bar. We're
having a lot of fun and you know people, and
I mean it's just it's it's a good time.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
I like that. I liked it just have a casual date.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
Also, the bar.
Speaker 4 (07:27):
Always tends to be a good place because there's there's
a ton of other things going on. There's people look
at the bartender. The waitresses tend to come in a
little more frequently, so there's kind of the break up
of the conversation a little bit.
Speaker 5 (07:43):
But yeah, exactly, so you know, there's other stuff going
on and so it's just casual.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
So what went wrong?
Speaker 3 (07:51):
Uh, I don't know.
Speaker 5 (07:53):
I I'm not sure. I mean, I've I thought we
had a fantastic time and I just I haven't heard
from Megan or you know, I tried texting whatever and Facebook,
and I just I haven't heard from her.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
It's really strange, gotcha.
Speaker 3 (08:10):
So nothing really sounds like there were no red flags.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
Something stood out, which is what we hear a lot here,
and usually the people that call us are shocked.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
When they hear.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
So I think we need to get right to it,
because you never know, we cannot even guess at this point.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
I know, I've given up trying to guess.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
Yeah, that's a lie.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
I guess in my head. I just don't say it
out now.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
Tell us, tell us, Mike, come on.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
I have no idea.
Speaker 4 (08:34):
I mean, it's this one is so it feels like
he's leaving something out, but I don't know what it
is because he's like, oh, we went to the bar
and it just didn't work.
Speaker 3 (08:42):
Out, and he doesn't even know. Probably.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
Yeah, So what we'll do, Luke is put you on hold,
We'll play a song, and we'll try to get Megan
on the phone at least get some answers.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
How does that sound okay?
Speaker 5 (08:52):
Yeah, because I'm just dump. I mean, I can't even
get a text back, you know.
Speaker 3 (08:56):
Yeah, frustrating.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
I've been there us coming up now, So ninety five
point one WayV Second Date Update on ninety five point
one WayV with Mike and Diane. A few minutes ago,
Luke told us about his first date with Megan, just
casual at a bar. Luke, you had a good time.
Speaker 5 (09:15):
Right, Yeah, I had a blast.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
Ah, and you've heard nothing from Megan, which is why
that we're here to you for your rescue.
Speaker 3 (09:24):
We're gonna swoop it and help you.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
Luke, How is that this is what we do?
Speaker 3 (09:28):
Like second Date update superheroes?
Speaker 5 (09:31):
Oh, that'd be awesome. I just I don't I don't
get it. Just it's radio silence.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (09:37):
I was gonna say, yeah, really all of us radio
people wake up having bad dreams about radio silence.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
Yeah, we sure do. But right now, let's get to it.
No silence here. We need to get right to it,
find out what's going on. Don't be nervous.
Speaker 5 (09:53):
I'm kind of a little nervous, to be honest.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
Hello.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
Hello, Hi, is this Megan? Yes, good morning.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
It's a radio station calling ninety five point one WayV.
We're Mike and Diane. We host the morning show. Mike's
over there. Yeah, I know it's it's strange.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
It's we know it's dumb.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
It's let me launch into my explanation because it's just
I know it doesn't make sense, but.
Speaker 3 (10:22):
We, like I said, we host a radio show.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
We got a call from one of our radio family
members by the name of Luke, and Luke was telling
us he went on a date with you.
Speaker 3 (10:32):
He really enjoyed the date.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
God, oh boy, are you Oh my god, I'm not kidding.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
I love where we're going.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
This is coming in hot yea, so on on his behalf.
Speaker 3 (10:44):
We're just trying to get some answers.
Speaker 8 (10:46):
Are you time out? I want to know your name
if you don't mind, because I've never heard of you,
and you're a radio station or are you his friends?
Speaker 3 (10:55):
No, we're just he listens to our radio show. So
my name is Diane. This is Mike.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
Shockingly, after that, the name of our show is Mike
and Diane.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
Yeah, Mike and Diane thought, and he's Luke called us
and he's just trying to get some answers. You can
imagine how frustrating it is that he's been trying to
reach you. Has no idea. He told us it was
a great date. We just have to go buy what
he says.
Speaker 3 (11:20):
Right now? So how is the date on your end?
If you have a couple of minutes?
Speaker 8 (11:24):
Are you calling me? I'm sorry, I'm just googling you guys.
Are you calling me from ninety five point one radio station?
Speaker 10 (11:30):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (11:31):
Yes we are?
Speaker 8 (11:31):
Yes, yes, ok okay, yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
We're real. I mean we're we're real.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
We're here and Luke listens to our show and that's
what he called us.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
They pay us to do this. You want the same page?
Speaker 3 (11:44):
So I really now I'm so curious too. And I
wasn't even on the date. So what what happened on
your end? Megan? That you sounds like you did not
think it was a good date.
Speaker 8 (11:55):
I wouldn't even call it a date. I mean we
just we went out for trivia.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
Okay, love that that sounds fun.
Speaker 8 (12:03):
Yeah, yeah it was, Well it wasn't a date. Well,
it was just like friends. I told him, just as friends.
But yeah, can I.
Speaker 4 (12:15):
Ask you a question before we really really get into it,
is are you are you saying that this wasn't a
date for your own mental well being because the date
went so poorly?
Speaker 1 (12:25):
Like you, like we we have it.
Speaker 4 (12:27):
In our notes, like you met on an app so
you obviously this was a date. You just this date
probably went so poorly that you're just kind of like, no, that.
Speaker 8 (12:35):
Wasn't a date, told Luke before we went out, I
said that I'm the online dating because I'm divorced, And
I said I didn't want it to feel like a
date because that would make me feel nervous.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
Gotcha.
Speaker 8 (12:49):
So he then came up with the idea, well, why
don't we go out into like this place where they
have trivia night In that way it would like lighten
the mood or or something and take the pressure off.
He kept saying, no pressure, just as friend, right, So.
Speaker 4 (13:05):
Yeah, I have to be honest, I kind of really
appreciate that from Luke, Yeah, because that sounds like a
very sweet thing to do. Like, I understand where you're
coming from. I'm not I'm not in any way jealous
that you are nervous to go out.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
On a date.
Speaker 4 (13:21):
I'm gonna make you feel as comfortable as possible. So
all to a good start. Now let's get to what happened, Yes, please,
because something went left somewhere we need to know.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
Yes.
Speaker 8 (13:31):
Okay, So they had this like DJ guy that was
asking the trivia question, Yeah, and he goes like this.
I don't know, I could be paraphrasing it, but it was,
if I remember correctly, it was some kind of thing
like what is it illegal? Or he's like, in in Florida,
what is it illegal for a woman to do on Sundays? Yeah,
(13:55):
I'm pretty sure that was the question.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
Okay, so that's the question.
Speaker 8 (13:58):
Okay, yeah, And I'm like completely puzzled because I used
to live in Florida. So I'm like, I don't know
what this guy's talking about. But before answer, here comes Luke.
He goes, he yells out really loud. The guy goes,
just keep in mind, what is it illegal for a
woman to do in Florida on Sundays? And Luke goes, oh,
(14:28):
oh really, imagine how I'm embarrassed.
Speaker 3 (14:30):
I was.
Speaker 8 (14:31):
I'm like, talk about trashy.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
Ask your question? Was he right?
Speaker 8 (14:36):
The DJ said that it's illegal for women to skydive
on even better, on Sundays in Florida. I didn't know that.
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (14:47):
I actually didn't. I had no idea. I mean, that
wasn't on my radar.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
But huh, hi, Luke int I've forgotten. Luke's here.
Speaker 8 (14:57):
Ye.
Speaker 3 (14:57):
Luke has been listening in Luke, what Wow? What a night?
What a night?
Speaker 8 (15:03):
Are you serious?
Speaker 1 (15:05):
Is wow?
Speaker 2 (15:11):
I mean I was getting nervous as to what he
might say.
Speaker 5 (15:16):
All right, I mean this is why you don't ever
want to see someone again and can't even return a
text message. I mean, I'm shock.
Speaker 8 (15:27):
I don't think you and I, Luke, are on the
same page. First of all, I would never yell out
of vocer obscenity in the freaking public like that. There
were family.
Speaker 5 (15:37):
I thought it was funny. I thought it was hilarious,
people laughed.
Speaker 8 (15:43):
This is like this was like a kid friendly I
seem like a family friendly trivia night at like a
bar and grill restaurant. Okay, there were children, and he
yelled out that word in publican guys, I'm sorry, I'm
I haven't even finished my coffee, so I'm going to
(16:03):
hang up now. Thanks for calling, but it's not.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
Gonna work quick. Okay.
Speaker 3 (16:11):
Okay, would you like a second date?
Speaker 1 (16:12):
You want a second second day?
Speaker 10 (16:14):
Don't?
Speaker 8 (16:14):
I don't want a second phone call?
Speaker 1 (16:16):
Okay? I hung up on her. Oh whoa, that felt good.
Speaker 3 (16:22):
I gotta be honest, Luke, I didn't even have to
ask you.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
She talked a lot. She did. She did.
Speaker 5 (16:29):
I can't believe it. I can't believe it. I'm like
part of.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
Me thinks you yelled that out as out of frustration.
Speaker 5 (16:37):
I just thought I thought it would be funny, and
I actually thought that might be the answer.
Speaker 3 (16:44):
Evidently it's not.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
Well, that's that's done.
Speaker 3 (16:50):
Yes, sky diving Apparently who knew?
Speaker 1 (16:53):
All Right, you want a second bath, you can call her.
I'm not calling her.
Speaker 3 (16:59):
Yeah, we're not calling her back. You're on your own, buddy.
If you are fart walking, you're doing a good thing.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
It's Mike and Nyancho and ninety five point one WayV.
Speaker 4 (17:11):
I was so unfocused there for a second, and then
I focused in real quick.
Speaker 2 (17:15):
I knew I'd get you with that. Walking immediately after
eating has been called far fart walking on TikTok. They
have a name for it, and experts are saying there
are health benefits to fart walking.
Speaker 3 (17:28):
How many times can I say fart Yeah?
Speaker 2 (17:30):
Research shows one of the benefits is lowering your blood sugar.
Speaker 3 (17:34):
It also boosts digestion and relieves bloating.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
All you need to do is walk in place in
your home for ten minutes to gain the health advantages
of course you could walk outside too. If you want,
you can bump the walk up to thirty minutes for
even more bonuses. But I'm recommending that you should be
in a long term relationship if this is your goal,
fart walking after you eat, because otherwise you're gonna end
up on second date.
Speaker 3 (17:57):
Update you what.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
Like?
Speaker 3 (18:02):
I love how the experts got in on this. It's
a thing they're saying on TikTok.
Speaker 4 (18:07):
I need to meet the experts. I need their credentials.
What makes you an expert in fart walking?
Speaker 2 (18:12):
I mean it makes sense that you're you're moving around
and it is boosting your digestion. That was always my
dad's thing. After Thanksgiving dinner? Was it that he took
with my uncle, like an hour walk. We wouldn't see them.
Maybe they went to the strip club, who knows, but
they were walking for an hour.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
And they weren't farting. I'll tell you what. I'll tell
you what they were doing.
Speaker 3 (18:32):
But probably closed on Thanksgiving.
Speaker 4 (18:34):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (18:35):
Well anyway, just reporting the health benefits to you.
Speaker 2 (18:38):
And you know how I normally say, hey, next time
you whatever, think of Mike and Diane.
Speaker 3 (18:43):
Next time you fart walk, don't think of us. Thank you.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
You will not watch this series with your significant other.
Speaker 3 (18:50):
It's Mike and Diane.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
On ninety five point one WayV, Travis Kelsey said he
does not watch Grey's Anatomy with Taylor Swift.
Speaker 3 (18:57):
She's on her own.
Speaker 1 (18:59):
What are you gonna do? You can't. You can't make
somebody do something, especially the show.
Speaker 4 (19:04):
It's almost better to watch alone when somebodys else else
doesn't want to watch the show.
Speaker 3 (19:07):
That is true.
Speaker 2 (19:08):
I do enjoy solo TV, watching when it's something my
hubby wouldn't be interested in.
Speaker 3 (19:14):
So what is your flying solo series?
Speaker 2 (19:17):
Because anything for me, anything that I watch on the
ID Network, any of my crime TV.
Speaker 3 (19:23):
I am on my own. He is not interested.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (19:26):
I've tried for years to get my wife to watch
Drive to Survive with me, which is the Netflix documentary
on f one.
Speaker 3 (19:34):
Oh you were telling me about She.
Speaker 1 (19:35):
Does not want anything to do with it. So I fly.
That's that's me.
Speaker 4 (19:38):
When I get home from work, pop in bed, sit up,
stick my tootsies out, we'll put on some racing.
Speaker 3 (19:45):
What a great feeling.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
Oh, it's fantastic. It's fantastic, it really is.
Speaker 3 (19:50):
And then all my housewives forget it.
Speaker 2 (19:52):
He does watch a lot of reality TV, which is
not the Housewives.
Speaker 1 (19:55):
Any load system for husbands.
Speaker 2 (19:57):
Again, great feeling, but I do like our our shows
that we have together, and I know you do with
your wife too.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
Yeah, So what is your.
Speaker 3 (20:04):
Flying solo series?
Speaker 2 (20:06):
We would love to hear from you on the free
iHeartRadio app. Just open the app search WayV, tap that
red microphone and it's your direct line to us and
we'll get your messages or give.
Speaker 3 (20:17):
Us a call. It's your flying solo TV series.
Speaker 2 (20:21):
We're Mike and Diane on ninety five point one WayV
because Travis Kelsey won't watch Gray's Anatomy with Taylor Swift.
Speaker 3 (20:28):
Sheila from Atlantic City. What's your flying solo series?
Speaker 6 (20:33):
This is ridiculous, but it's it's Girls five Ever. Have
you seen it?
Speaker 3 (20:39):
I've heard of it. Girls five Ever? Is that is
Rebel Wilson in that?
Speaker 6 (20:44):
No? No, oh my god, it's Sarah Burrellas And it's
about these women who used to be pop stars, like
you know, Spice Girls Time, and it's just it's terrible.
Speaker 8 (20:59):
It's so good. It's terrible.
Speaker 3 (21:02):
That sounds like a good, good, flying solo sis.
Speaker 4 (21:05):
I don't think I've ever heard of the it's so good,
it's terrible. I've heard it's so terrible.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
It's good. Yeah, I mean I.
Speaker 6 (21:14):
Love it so much, and that's why it's terrible, because
it's embarrassing how much I love it.
Speaker 4 (21:19):
Yeah, I just realized this whole thing has kind of
turned into like the what show are you embarrassed to
tell people you watch?
Speaker 1 (21:25):
So you'll watch it by yourself.
Speaker 4 (21:27):
Like Diane, we got to stop the show and we
got to talk about this because something happened this morning
at three forty five in the morning, Like it it
took a whole you know, six minutes of sleep away
from me because I can't set an alarm at the
right time, but it took about that's about the time the.
Speaker 1 (21:44):
Alarm goes off.
Speaker 4 (21:45):
But something happened at six minutes and and I kind
of blacked in, if you will, from waking up and
saw my wife running out of the room.
Speaker 1 (21:54):
Running like I saw her run out of the room.
Speaker 3 (21:58):
That's scary.
Speaker 4 (21:58):
And I'm getting texts NonStop because I heard it too.
So they outside of our are like our outside our
door is like the down the stairs like kind of
I don't want to call it the lobby of the house,
but whatever it's actually called, like where the front door
is and it's kind of big and wide open. Yes,
so things that go down there. At three forty five
(22:20):
in the morning this morning, we heard like what sounded
like somebody coming through on a walkie talkie.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
Like the and my wife went running out of the room.
Speaker 3 (22:32):
Because it's just scary. I watched the ID Network too much.
Speaker 4 (22:35):
So yeah, yeah, we hear that, and I'm like, what
was that? Like, I got I got up. I didn't
run out of the room, but I got out it
and she's like, what was that. I'm like, it sounded
like walkie talkies. She's like, okay, because we have walking
talkies by the door for like when the kids go
to the park and we can't go to the park
or my son wants to go with a friend, and
as we've talked about in the show, they're not getting
(22:56):
cell phones, so we got.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
A walkie talkies.
Speaker 4 (22:59):
Okay, So I go down and check them, like one
of them must be on and somebody just miss caught
a frequency.
Speaker 1 (23:06):
They're all off. In fact, two of them are dead.
So now.
Speaker 4 (23:12):
I should have I should have just told my wife
one of them was on, but I was not awake. Now,
all I did was freak her out, because all I
did was tell her they were off freaky, and she
has been texting me all morning. Now, I will tell
(23:33):
you this, but I will not tell my wife this.
The other day, when I was in my house, I
heard somebody talking.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
Really and no one was there. It was just me.
Speaker 4 (23:44):
I am one to figure this out on my own
and be like, I must. You know, your brain's played
a trick.
Speaker 1 (23:49):
I knew now, the walkie talking thing.
Speaker 3 (23:53):
That's creepy.
Speaker 4 (23:55):
Yeah, yeah, anybody got sage.
Speaker 2 (24:01):
Because I don't really have any advice. I mean, I
had a Oiji board incident.
Speaker 1 (24:05):
But other than that, here's another fun part.
Speaker 3 (24:09):
Freaky floors. That's about it. At my house.
Speaker 4 (24:11):
I know everybody who's owned the house prior to I've
watched my house be built when I was ten, my
uncle owned it, then my mom and now me. I
know the whole history of the house. Right, nobody's passed
in the house. So what's going on? What did I
do to bring this into the house.
Speaker 3 (24:30):
It's weird, all right? You need an exorcism.
Speaker 1 (24:36):
Who knows?
Speaker 4 (24:37):
Maybe they're Maybe it's a good ghost.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
It could be a nice one.
Speaker 3 (24:41):
Yeah, why did they all have to be scary. It
could be nice.
Speaker 4 (24:43):
Maybe they're nice people and they're just you know, they're
just hanging hanging out.
Speaker 1 (24:46):
Keep an eye on things.
Speaker 2 (24:47):
Yeah, I mean, you're still here, you're still doing okay. Well,
and if the ghost was in there, you know, maybe
you need a place to hang.
Speaker 3 (24:56):
Maybe, but I'll never forget start charging them rent.
Speaker 4 (25:00):
My wife running out of the room run full sprint
because I think she thought something was on in one
of the rooms, like in my kids room, so she
went running out of the room.
Speaker 1 (25:11):
It was a weird morning anyway.
Speaker 4 (25:12):
My daughter came in at one am and was like,
I need somebody to sleep with me. So like I
went in there and I slept on her bed for
an hour and a half. It was a weird morning.
And then I went back in my room at.
Speaker 1 (25:25):
Three o'clock.
Speaker 4 (25:27):
Slept there till three forty five, and then the morning
kicked off and now here, I am.
Speaker 3 (25:32):
You need an app I.
Speaker 1 (25:35):
Might sleep here.
Speaker 4 (25:37):
Here as far as we know, ye, I don't know
what's going on.
Speaker 3 (25:42):
Only the ghost of DJ's passed.
Speaker 4 (25:44):
My phone is my phone is uh, my phone's blowing
up And in fact that was me turning and seeing
four text messages from my wife about how freaked out
she was, but they were all off.
Speaker 1 (25:58):
No.
Speaker 4 (25:58):
I said one was dead. Maybe that was on and
it died. She said, no, that it's been dead. We
tried to use it the other day. Okay, you know
what else is dead? Who's ever creeping around my house in.
Speaker 3 (26:10):
The middle of night, anyone interrupting my sleep?
Speaker 1 (26:14):
Is yeah, I'll tell you this. All I got is laughs.
Speaker 4 (26:22):
Because I'm trying to pretend like now I have to
go back to this.
Speaker 3 (26:25):
House alone, like right now, Oh boy, it's.
Speaker 1 (26:28):
Gonna be great.
Speaker 4 (26:29):
I can't wait to just tear this house apart to
find the one walkie talkie that's on.
Speaker 3 (26:32):
Good luck.
Speaker 1 (26:33):
I'm gonna lie to her. I'm gonna go buy a
walkie talkie, get the couple from.
Speaker 3 (26:37):
The Annabelle movies. They'll help you out.
Speaker 1 (26:38):
I should have just lied and told her the walkie
talkie was on.
Speaker 4 (26:41):
I screwed that up, you did, because then I can
at least convince myself it was on, even though I
knew I lied. I could have convinced myself and then
like a sight out of mind, all right, all right,
good luck. I need more than luck. I need a priest.
Speaker 2 (26:57):
Second date update on ninety five point one w AYV
with Mike and Diane as.
Speaker 3 (27:02):
We welcome Roger from Port Republic.
Speaker 7 (27:05):
Hi, Roger, Hey, how is everyone?
Speaker 9 (27:08):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (27:08):
We are living the dream as always. How about you?
Speaker 7 (27:13):
I'm pretty good wondering if you guys could help me
locate Jen.
Speaker 2 (27:18):
Okay, Jen, So you went out with Jen? Please tell
us about her and the first date?
Speaker 7 (27:25):
We met online, flirted a little bit and went out
on the date. I thought it was pretty lovely, had
a good connection and you know, all signs I could tell,
you know, a second date would be in order, but
I just haven't heard anything from her two weeks, so
put a few feelers out. But I don't want to
(27:45):
be like you know, I don't want to be overbearing.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
So yeah, you can let us do that part as
we just you know, shock her as.
Speaker 1 (27:54):
We call anybody who's ever listened to this show.
Speaker 4 (27:56):
Yeah, I'm overbearing, So.
Speaker 3 (28:00):
We are willing to do it for you because that's frustrating.
Speaker 2 (28:03):
It's been a couple of weeks and you felt everything
went okay, and you know, we'd.
Speaker 7 (28:07):
Be one thing if it was weird, but you know,
like the date went well, so yeah.
Speaker 2 (28:12):
Okay, Well maybe we can turn this around for you.
Maybe there will be a second date, or maybe there won't.
We'll have to find out. So what we'll do, Roger,
is put you on hold. We'll play a song. We'll
try to get Jen on the phone, at least get
some answers.
Speaker 3 (28:26):
How does that sound?
Speaker 4 (28:28):
I love it.
Speaker 7 (28:29):
Let's do it.
Speaker 3 (28:30):
Let's do it.
Speaker 2 (28:30):
Coming up next, So ninety five point one WayV. Ninety
five point one WayV with Mike and Diane and second
date update.
Speaker 3 (28:40):
A few minutes ago, Roger told us he went on
a date with Jen, and Roger, you said you had
a good connection.
Speaker 2 (28:46):
You really thought it was a good date, expected to
go on a second date. But you haven't heard anything
from Jen in a couple of weeks.
Speaker 7 (28:53):
That is correct, All.
Speaker 3 (28:55):
Right, let's get right to it. Yep, try to get
some answers here. Hello, Hi, is this Jen?
Speaker 9 (29:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (29:11):
This is Jen.
Speaker 3 (29:12):
Good morning, the good news for you.
Speaker 8 (29:14):
Jen.
Speaker 3 (29:14):
It's not a telemarketer.
Speaker 2 (29:16):
It's well, it depends depends how you'll look at the situation.
It's Mike and Diane from the radio ninety five point
one WayV.
Speaker 3 (29:26):
We host the morning show and my god, Hi, Hi, Hi,
there's Mike over there. He's hi, ready one to say hi.
Speaker 2 (29:34):
Yeah, but we we have a reason why we're calling.
Hopefully you don't think this is too strange, But if
you have a minute, we got a call from our
radio family member by the name.
Speaker 3 (29:46):
Of Roger, and Roger was telling us that he went
on a date with you. He really enjoyed.
Speaker 2 (29:52):
The date, thought you had a great connection, wanted to
see you again, but hasn't heard anything back from you.
So on his behalf, we're just trying into get some answer.
Speaker 3 (30:01):
So if you could please let us know your end
of the date. What do you think.
Speaker 9 (30:12):
He called you?
Speaker 2 (30:13):
He did, Yes, he called us. We get We get
a lot of calls about these dates, believe it or not.
Speaker 1 (30:17):
Sorry, just like this too.
Speaker 9 (30:18):
Yeah, yeah, this is I'm just confused because, uh, I mean,
I'm not really interested in seeing him again. I I
he didn't really help me out in a way I
need it, and I'm I'm fine now, So help I'm
confused as to why he.
Speaker 3 (30:38):
Help you out in a way. Did you have lipstick
on your teeth?
Speaker 9 (30:44):
No, go for it.
Speaker 1 (30:48):
Tell us exactly what happened?
Speaker 3 (30:49):
Yeah, what happened?
Speaker 9 (30:51):
Okay? Well, I was kind of in a desperate place
when we went out. I was feeling pretty bad about
what my bank account was looking like and my career,
and I asked him for some money to help pay
my phone bill, and I was hungry and I just
wanted to get some dinner, you know, And he got
(31:13):
really mad at me, and he actually yelled at me
in the middle of the restaurant. Okay, cause the scene
super embarrassing.
Speaker 7 (31:21):
He did not want the money, definitely an exaggeration. I
did not yell, I'm.
Speaker 9 (31:25):
Sorry, Like I understand, I like I called yelled.
Speaker 7 (31:28):
I'm like, hey, seems I came in here in fall
three senses, but I was respectful in like stating my position.
I did not yell Roger, I'm sorry you feled embarrassed.
Speaker 3 (31:37):
Yeah, I didn't want to interrupt Roger. Yeah, he's been
listening in.
Speaker 1 (31:43):
I'm really confused. Can I just run this? Can I
just run this back for us? For a second?
Speaker 4 (31:47):
Roger called us after he yelled at his date when
that actually happened. And then, Jennifer, you don't want to
go on a date with a guy who's now call
you back after you put yourself out there in the
biggest way possible. You had no money, and you need
a phone bill and a warm meal, and now you're
(32:09):
good and you're like, I don't want the guy who's
actually calling for a date.
Speaker 1 (32:12):
Now did I get that?
Speaker 3 (32:15):
Hmm?
Speaker 1 (32:15):
Okay, so I'm gonna be honest. This one makes no sense. Yeah,
why Roger, why are you calling?
Speaker 7 (32:24):
I mean I had some time to sort of mullet over.
I did enjoy the connection we were having. She then sprung
that whole situation on me, and yeah, that put a
bad taste in my mouth. But just before then, if
it was, you know, like more of a regular date,
I would have had a really great time.
Speaker 5 (32:42):
It did feel.
Speaker 7 (32:43):
Awkward when you know, she presented her situation, but other
than that, like it was going well as far as
I was, so.
Speaker 1 (32:56):
Back out because he liked you, I think that's why.
Speaker 2 (32:59):
Yeah, oh, now what if you would have said yes
to giving you money?
Speaker 1 (33:05):
That's not what you're not appreciate.
Speaker 9 (33:07):
Being yelled at and having strangers would get me in
a restaurant when I was feeling pretty low. And now
I'm fine. I got paid a couple days later, and
my big account doesn't look that bad like.
Speaker 6 (33:17):
I did not.
Speaker 7 (33:18):
Okay, well then what happened? Like, did you like I
don't really unders here.
Speaker 9 (33:25):
I'm sorry. We all have bad moments. We all have
bad moments. It was a bad moment for me. It's
over now, and I'm not really I'm not interested.
Speaker 7 (33:33):
Oh all right, I got your message.
Speaker 9 (33:36):
Fine.
Speaker 1 (33:36):
I feel very uncomfortable offering.
Speaker 4 (33:40):
Offering her money to go on a date because that's
what happens at the motels across the street from boat.
Speaker 3 (33:46):
Jeez, we're not even going there.
Speaker 1 (33:48):
I went there. No, I didn't actually wait, I didn't
actually go there. You know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (33:52):
I don't think I didn't actually go there. Your wife
tunes in just at that moment. Yeah, let's see.
Speaker 2 (33:59):
So it's I don't even want to ask the question
because jen keeps saying I don't want another date.
Speaker 3 (34:04):
I don't want another date.
Speaker 4 (34:05):
Yeah, I just want to I want to put this
in like bullet points on the date. Roger freaked out
when Jennifer asked for help. Nothing out of you, Roger,
which is I think kind of fair. Like he felt
like he was being used. And now Roger had time
to think about it and said I want to be
(34:27):
daddy and brought the money to the table, and Jennifer said,
I'm good.
Speaker 1 (34:33):
I got paid you.
Speaker 4 (34:34):
You caught me at a bad moment, but you were
you were basically you were just being used and I
don't really want to see you again. And now Roger
is in love with Jennifer.
Speaker 3 (34:46):
Well, at least he wants a second date. I don't
know about any love. Come he wanted a second date.
Speaker 1 (34:52):
Have a great day, guys. Yeah, is that the end
of it?
Speaker 5 (34:55):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (34:56):
I got to get back to work.
Speaker 3 (34:57):
By fell back to work, build up the bank account.
Speaker 1 (34:59):
Rod, Sure, Yeah, I got nothing for you.
Speaker 7 (35:04):
Yeah, I mean neither man. I'm all set.
Speaker 3 (35:06):
Okay, Well, at least you got your answers. Yeah, and
good luck.
Speaker 1 (35:12):
Bye. It's our most favorite thing to do, so let's
just do it. Okay.
Speaker 10 (35:19):
I've just been handed an urgent and horrifying news story,
and I need all of you to stop what you're
doing and listen.
Speaker 4 (35:27):
No, it is ninety five point one WayV Mike and
Diane's real or fake headlines.
Speaker 1 (35:36):
I love this, So let's get moving. Okay. Woman, By
the way, I'm.
Speaker 4 (35:42):
Gonna give you three. I guess I could explain it again.
Three headlines, two fake, one reel.
Speaker 1 (35:46):
Here we go.
Speaker 4 (35:47):
Okay, Woman's crazy manicure has micro fish tanks on each fingernail.
Speaker 2 (35:55):
Okay, let me let me hear all them first, Okay, okay.
Speaker 4 (36:00):
Uk Man says he can prove he's grandson a fictional
character Willy Wonka.
Speaker 3 (36:09):
Hey, what's the next one?
Speaker 4 (36:10):
Woman announces she's pregnant with twentieth child.
Speaker 3 (36:14):
Oh, come on, oh, this is a tough one. What
was the deal with the nails? The first headline the.
Speaker 4 (36:21):
Micro woman crazy manicure has microfish tanks on each fingernail.
Speaker 2 (36:27):
Okay, because I'm looking at my nails right now trying
to picture that micro fish tanks on each nail.
Speaker 3 (36:32):
Okay. And then we have.
Speaker 1 (36:35):
Woman announces she's pregnant with twentieth child.
Speaker 3 (36:37):
Twentieth child, and then what was the third one?
Speaker 4 (36:41):
Uk Man says he can prove he's grandson of fictional
Willy Wonker.
Speaker 2 (36:44):
Oh that's right, okay, all right, let me start with
the Willy Wonka false.
Speaker 1 (36:48):
Yeah, yeah, that was an easy one.
Speaker 2 (36:51):
So twentieth child, oh my good, twentieth child and little
fish tanks on the end of nails.
Speaker 3 (36:58):
I'm gonna go. And my record's one hundred, so I
have a lot of pressure here, yeah you do. Oh
my goodness. It was more pressure than the Super Bowl
I think, well, well maybe not.
Speaker 2 (37:08):
Well, wow, I don't lose anything if I don't, but
just my pride, I'm gonna go with the real story
is the manicure?
Speaker 1 (37:18):
Please no, what?
Speaker 10 (37:21):
No?
Speaker 3 (37:21):
Come on.
Speaker 4 (37:23):
The real story is that there is a thirty nine
year old woman in Median, Columbia who is pregnant with
her twentieth child. What the heck and says she will
continue to have more until her body doesn't allow it.
Speaker 3 (37:37):
God help those twenty fathers.
Speaker 2 (37:41):
Yeah, and first of all, how do you remember all
the names? My mom cannot remember my sister name and
my name. She calls me Deny, I Anne half Denise,
half Diane. So how can you remember twenty? There's no way.
Speaker 4 (37:54):
Martha's kids each have a different father and says being
a mom is like having a business, adding that with
a government stat.
Speaker 3 (38:03):
You know what, Let's just let's cut it off while
we can.
Speaker 2 (38:08):
Oh, well, thanks a lot, lady, I mean, good luck,
and I hope the babies are healthy, obviously, I mean
that's I.
Speaker 1 (38:14):
Hope they run, but now, you know, learn to walk
and leave goodbye.
Speaker 2 (38:21):
A woman claims she is single because of her job.
It's the Mic and Diane show, a ninety five point
one W A YV and yes.
Speaker 3 (38:30):
You're about to hear what the job is, Okay.
Speaker 2 (38:32):
Savannah Bone of Florida says she can't get a date
because she is a crocodile handler.
Speaker 4 (38:41):
That ain't stopping any man. I'm just letting like, there's
no she from Florida. I assume yes she is. There's
plenty of guys down there that are like, that's awesome.
Speaker 2 (38:51):
You would think maybe it's I don't know, maybe it's
not the crocodile job.
Speaker 3 (38:56):
Maybe it's maybe.
Speaker 1 (38:57):
It's maybe it's her, maybe.
Speaker 3 (38:59):
She's looking for that could be well.
Speaker 2 (39:02):
Savannah said, quote, my job affects my dating life and
the way that I believe most people are afraid to
date a strong woman that works with prehistoric beasts on
a daily basis.
Speaker 1 (39:12):
No, honey, it's your personality.
Speaker 3 (39:13):
Maybe they're afraid of me. No, maybe they're afraid of
the animals.
Speaker 4 (39:18):
I need to say this. No man is afraid to
date a strong, independent woman. We're afraid of you.
Speaker 3 (39:28):
She should sing that Taylor Swift song It's me Hi.
Speaker 4 (39:33):
Yeah, Like what I just said makes no sense because
I was like, it's not you, it's you.
Speaker 1 (39:38):
But if you know what I mean, now you know
what I mean?
Speaker 2 (39:40):
She says, I'm sure there's somewhere someone out there, but
it's just hard to find. I think it's just dating
in general, just from single people that I know. It
doesn't I think she's blaming it on the job, because
I think it's just tough overall, no matter what your
job is. But as far as dating, I mean, this
is what she blames it on, that her job. What
do you think would be the worst job to have
(40:02):
when it comes to dating? What might scare off potential dates?
Think about that one and give us a call at
six ZHO nine four eight four WayV. What job do
you have that would scare somebody off?
Speaker 4 (40:14):
It's not a five point one WayV the Mike and
Diane Show.
Speaker 2 (40:18):
Single because guys can't handle her job. That's what a
Florida woman says. Because she's a crocodile handler, and she
says guys don't want to date her. So the question is,
as far as dating, what would be the worst.
Speaker 3 (40:29):
Job to have? It could scare off potential dates? Amy
from Port Republic, what do you think?
Speaker 11 (40:36):
I met this great guy and I really liked him,
but then I found out the funeral director and I
know that's like a necessity of life and it's great,
but it just kind of breaks me out a little bit.
Speaker 2 (40:49):
I can see that, yeah, that Yeah, it would be
a little scary, although, like you said, necessity job security,
and I mean, somebody has has to do it naturally
make the lives of people easier, you know, the good
the ones that do a good job.
Speaker 3 (41:03):
But I can see with dating, Yeah, I can kind
of know that.
Speaker 1 (41:05):
Here's the thing.
Speaker 4 (41:06):
As soon as that guy starts talking to you in
like a really calm voice, You're like, oh, you're doing
work voice to me, Yeah, And it's like, oh, imagine
coming home with a frustrating day at work, Like what
does a frustrating day at work look like for that guy?
Speaker 8 (41:21):
People?
Speaker 2 (41:22):
Yeah, we actually have to deal with people.
Speaker 3 (41:26):
Oh well, that is a good answer. It's a shame.
He was a nice guy though, and then the job
was a deal breaker.
Speaker 8 (41:32):
But thank you, Amy, You're welcome.
Speaker 1 (41:35):
Ninety five point one w a YV.
Speaker 4 (41:37):
It's the Mike and Diane Show, and it is time
for my favorite part of the show.
Speaker 10 (41:43):
I've just been handed an urgent and horrifying news story,
and I eat all of you to stop what you're
doing and listen.
Speaker 4 (41:51):
No, the two fake headlines one reel. Let's get into
it right away.
Speaker 1 (41:57):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (41:58):
New emoji with alien and high pants eating Brussels sprouts
has iPhone users confused. Okay, kids, pet octopus surprises him
with fifty babies. Octopus boy in Ohio? When's Rubik's cube competition?
Using cube made from corn niblets?
Speaker 2 (42:22):
Trying to picture that a Rubik's cube made out of
corn niblets.
Speaker 3 (42:25):
This is a tough one.
Speaker 2 (42:26):
Let's see Rubik's cube, the octopus babies.
Speaker 4 (42:32):
Let me.
Speaker 2 (42:33):
Let me eliminate the Rubik's cube. Okay, and let me
eliminate the emoji. I'm gonna go with the octopus being
the true story.
Speaker 1 (42:41):
You are right, and this sounds like something that would
happen to me.
Speaker 4 (42:44):
That's greatzy, because I would buy my son something and
then next thing I know, there'd be fifty of them.
Speaker 3 (42:49):
Just your luck.
Speaker 4 (42:50):
An Oklahoma family has been documenting their experience with a
pet octopus.
Speaker 1 (42:54):
First of all, that's your fault for having one of them. Yeah,
it's fifty hatchlings.
Speaker 3 (42:59):
Woo, fifty fifty. It creeps me out.
Speaker 4 (43:02):
Now they're doing the right thing. They're seeking professional help.
Oh good, good mentally for having a bog No, I'm kidding,
care for their baby octopuses while they navigate the challenges
of octopus parenthood.
Speaker 1 (43:16):
Maybe you should have thought that, I.
Speaker 2 (43:17):
Don't know, there's a TLC series in there somewhere, octopus parenthood.
Speaker 1 (43:22):
Why, why would you do this?
Speaker 3 (43:24):
And is it OCTOPI? I don't know. Is it octopuses
or octopi?
Speaker 1 (43:27):
No idea, I definitely I've.
Speaker 2 (43:29):
Never never had to say octopi.
Speaker 4 (43:33):
Yeah, yeah, no, no, no, definitely octopied.
Speaker 3 (43:37):
That's just I'm sorry. It creeps me out.
Speaker 4 (43:39):
Are we still in the air Did we get taken
off yet? But can you imagine, like you go from
just like, hey, this would be a cool gift for
my kid.
Speaker 1 (43:51):
Now you got fifty of them, fifty one, fifty one of.
Speaker 2 (43:54):
Them, fifty one OCTOPU, Hi, Octopi, OCTOPI. Well, all I
can say is good luck with that, and I think
it's a good PSA, don't buy the octopi.
Speaker 1 (44:03):
You know, I never thought i'd have to use the
dumb button, but we almost just did.
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