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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is what was going on last week in here
on the Mike and Diane Show, a ninety five point
one WayV.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Sometimes I'm just gonna say it.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
I can do some things on personal business while the
music is playing.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
No, sometimes that wouldn't happen.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
Maybe last week was a week where I was trying
to look up some Mother's Day gifts.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
Okay, well that's a reasonable excuse.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
And I was on Amazon, and I realized my Amazon
is a complete disaster. Every algorithm in my life is
a horrible place. Like my Instagram algorithm is the most
random thing I've ever seen. But we're not talking about that.
We're talking about Amazon. My Amazon algorithm. Where I type
(00:43):
in mother's day wife the search that.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
Seems reasonable, What does it feed me?
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Some beautiful things, some over the top things, some like
hilarious things. By the way, side note, I like when
you type in mother's day wife like laundry, it pops up.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Yeah, like that's gonna work out.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
That's not what she wants. And that's for the guy.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
What's the other one that always popped up? Like I
got this because my husband loves me lots like yeah
that okay, just make it about you, Yeah, exactly, idiots, No,
but what what was popping up? And I recommended fram
extra guard uh oil filters, uh we castrol edge, high
(01:26):
mileage full synthetic motor oil. That's what Amazon is telling
me and my wife would want.
Speaker 4 (01:34):
Because you you change your own oil.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
At least you were trying attempting to.
Speaker 4 (01:39):
Yes, I still so maybe there's there're fly traps so
that you're doing work for your wife.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
I guess is your mother her Mother's Day press?
Speaker 2 (01:48):
Yeah, apparently I'm gonna I'm gonna.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
Change change your oil.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Thank you, hun.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
This is my favorite one a cup and I'm not
talking about coffee cups. I'm talking about to protect the boys.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
Boy see And that comes up as a Mother's Day gift?
Speaker 5 (02:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Yeah, yeah, interesting, we're having a day over here.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
Wow yeap that that's interesting Amazon.
Speaker 4 (02:12):
So I assume that you didn't buy her any of
those day No okay, good you didn't buy her an
oil filter?
Speaker 2 (02:20):
No? No, okay, that did get added to the list though,
I'm like, oh, I do need.
Speaker 5 (02:23):
To do that.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
I'm sure she loves that you changed the oil.
Speaker 4 (02:29):
That's something that doesn't show I appreciate you, which is
the point a mother's day.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
No.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
She sat outside with me the last time I changed.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
My oil a couple of days ago, and uh, boy,
was that a mistake because she just judged every move
I made, like, oh, you're you're definitely doing that wrong.
Like this is the fifteenth oil change I've done in
this car and it's still.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
Running, ungs working, it works.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Yeah, I half boy know what I'm doing.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
But did she end up liking her mother's day gift?
Speaker 2 (02:57):
Everything was great, good, everything went well.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
Okay, that's how the.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Fact that my son had a travel baseball game at
eight thirty in the morning. Oh okay, But it was
fun because all the mothers got to get together and complain.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
There you go.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
It was fun, all right.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
Good No oil filters. Come on Amazon.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
It is ninety five point one WayV. It's the Mike
and Diane Show. My kids made me sign the form
for a field trip.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
They're going out a field.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Trip my kids at their school, or my son is
my daughter is a kindergartener, so she doesn't get to go.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
It's a third grade trip.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
Not yet, not yet.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Or they're going somewhere else at some other time.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
I don't know. I don't even know where my son's going.
I just signed it and my wife was like, do
you want to be a Chaperone'm like, not a chance.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
She's like it'll be fun. Like well, when you ask twice,
I know what that means. You're putting me.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
On the list, right, you want me to say.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
It's not that you want me to you're putting me
on the list. I And it's like the social media.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Algorithms listen to me, listen to my daily conversations, because
it fed me this line the next day.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
Field trips are way sit on kids.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Imagine getting a whole day off of work and going
to learn how an old water mill from the eighteen
hundreds work. That's the dream. And I kept thinking, yeah,
that's one hundred percent right. Maybe I will go on
this field trip now. I want to go, Like I'm
sure they're going to like an aquarium or something, but
I'm all in, I'm ready to learn to teach me something.
Speaker 4 (04:22):
That is a good point. I think that they I
think of all the things that we did. We did
the whole Philadelphia Historic tour, which my husband and I
keep saying we've got to go and we don't have
the time. But if we had that school field trip.
Then we could go and then just different things like that. Absolutely,
I think now that we're adults, we would be interested
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in doing it.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
I'm now thinking out loud.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
We work in like a radio, We do fun things
like that all the time. Why can't we put together
like a little something, something like an adult field trip
where like you take a day off of work.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
We happen to know somebody who owns Gitney's.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
Right, and we pile in right and I'll.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
Host and give the worst information you've ever heard, Like
I won't.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
I promise this too. If we do it, I won't
study at all. I'll just say what comes to my
mind and make stuff up.
Speaker 6 (05:18):
In seventeen forty two, when the peer the Pilgrims landed
in Atlantic City.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
No we need a legitimate information.
Speaker 6 (05:26):
They walked in and we'rerolled to seventeen on Roulette.
Speaker 3 (05:32):
Well, you could be in those new tram cars that
they have.
Speaker 4 (05:34):
Remember I told you recently that they do the history
and they give you Atlantic City stories, and I said,
please keep stories from the.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
Irish pub to yourself. You know what I mean? You
know what, but you could do the history of Atlantic City.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
I love this.
Speaker 6 (05:48):
George Washington famously went in and won America's freedom and
a hand of poker.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
Lincoln put it all on red. Did you ever know that? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (06:00):
Here at resorts, Thomas Jefferson loved his slots.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
I will, Oh my god, I will. I'm gonna you
know what, I'm gonna send an email all right, like
right after this and say, hey, here's a stupid idea
that we're never going to do because it'll never get
cleared by corporate.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
But it's it's a fun idea. We should do it.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
I say, put you on the tram.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Maybe I'll just pay for it.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
We need to have a disclaimer though none of this
is true.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Well, if you get on the tram car.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
It's one of those things like nobody leaves a haunted house,
like I think that police was actually haunted.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
But in the meantime, I'm into it, adult field trips.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
I'm in.
Speaker 4 (06:39):
It's the Mike and Diane Show on ninety five point
one WayV. And this is perhaps the boldest statement I've
ever made on this show. Oh, I look forward to
binging Love is Blind more than the Real Housewives.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
Mike drop Oh, I thought it was gonna be Hi.
I'm married now that happened a few years ago. That
was old statement.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
That was a shocker. Right now? How many years ago
was that?
Speaker 7 (07:06):
Five?
Speaker 2 (07:07):
Yeah? What are we about to say?
Speaker 3 (07:10):
You know, I love my real house?
Speaker 2 (07:12):
I do you talk about it all the time?
Speaker 3 (07:13):
I do so binge watch update as we love to do.
Speaker 4 (07:17):
I my husband and I just finished Love Is Blind
season eight, the latest season.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
Absolutely loved it. It's one of those where, oh, we're
gonna watch tonight. We're gonna watch tonight.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:27):
So I look forward to that even more than The Housewife.
Speaker 4 (07:30):
So we completed that for the binge and then next up,
I want to start binging a show that I hear
is really good. John Ham's new series What's Your Friends
and Neighbors on Apple TV Plus.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
Okay, yeah, I don't know that one. I know that
my wife and my mother in law sit on the
couch every night, and I'm sure it's a good show.
But I missed like the first two or three episodes,
so I'm lost and I don't really want to get in.
It's called Ransom House. I think it's called Random House.
It's on Netflix. It's a it seems like it's good.
Speaker 4 (08:01):
I've got nothing Ransom It sounds familiar, but I have
no idea ransomhow they love it? All?
Speaker 3 (08:07):
Right? Good?
Speaker 1 (08:08):
My mother in law came back in from that from
drinking with her friends, and we're in bed.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
It's like ten thirty at night. We're in bed, ready
to sleep. She opens the door drunk. Are you ready
your episode?
Speaker 4 (08:20):
No?
Speaker 3 (08:21):
Well, guess what.
Speaker 4 (08:22):
I hope my mother in law's not listening. Because your
mother in law sounds like more fun than mine. I'd say, yeah, whoa,
let's have a cocktail.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
And watch it was a Tuesday night.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
Yeah, I guess that is a little much.
Speaker 4 (08:33):
But it must be a good show, because that's how
you feel when you're binging a good show.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
I do want to say that I stomp every morning
when I leave as I walk by her door.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
Just wake her up?
Speaker 2 (08:43):
Oh did I wake you up? Darn?
Speaker 4 (08:45):
Sorry, she's hungover as we speak. So I'm going to
look that up. Ransom House.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
But let us Is there anything you want to add
for binge wash.
Speaker 4 (08:53):
Update Mike, No, No, okay, he's been a little busy,
but let us sleep.
Speaker 3 (08:59):
That's what he's binging. Garage video.
Speaker 4 (09:02):
Let's you build this what you're binging? Talk back on
the free iHeartRadio app. Is your direct line to us
in the studio. When you're listening to WayV, tap that
red microphone record a message, let us know. You can
give us some ideas on what to binge or of course,
we always love to get your calls. Mike and Diane's
Binge Watch update on ninety five point one Way.
Speaker 3 (09:23):
V Jim from Galloway. What have you been binging?
Speaker 8 (09:27):
Well, it's been a few weeks now, but I was
binging the White Lotus, which you know, I mean that
was you know, I waited because I knew, you know,
the new episode comes out every week, but I waited
to make sure I could I could binge it because
I knew it was going to be binge worthy and
it was. It was, you know, it wasn't as good
as previous seasons, but it was still a lot of fun.
Speaker 3 (09:46):
Okay, good that nothing but good things, uh huh.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
And I have like the most little interest in starting it.
And I'm sorry to all the reality.
Speaker 3 (09:54):
I thought you said you wanted to watch it.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
Yeah, but like then you see it on the screen
in the reality and you're like click click click click click.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
Yeah. I can't commit myself to.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
Like stuff like that right now, Okay, we see. It's
about the commitment.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
I might have been dating my wife since I was twenty,
so I can commit to a woman, but I cannot
commit to a TV series.
Speaker 8 (10:18):
That's fair. That's fair.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
Yeah, it does take some time, that's for sure.
Speaker 4 (10:21):
And Jim, did you hear that they're doing white lotus
vacations like these luxury vacations.
Speaker 8 (10:27):
Oh, it's so ridiculous. Yeah, I mean even even within
the show they do like promotions for like, you know,
various alcohol brands and stuff. It's ridiculous. The whole thing
has become a like a whole you know, merchandising, you
know Bonanza.
Speaker 3 (10:44):
Well, I'm still going to watch it.
Speaker 4 (10:45):
It's on my list, and then if Mike can commit someday,
he's going to watch it.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
I don't give out that ring easy said you loved me.
Speaker 4 (10:54):
I'm not buying the high end towels and luggage, but
I'll still watch it.
Speaker 3 (11:00):
Thank you, Thanks Jim.
Speaker 4 (11:01):
I witness something in the women's fitting room in a
department store I've never witnessed or heard about before. It's
a Mike and Diane show on ninety five point one WayV.
Speaker 3 (11:13):
Maybe it's a thing I know I've never done it.
My husband has never done it.
Speaker 4 (11:17):
So Mike, I'm going to tell you what happened in
that fitting room, and I want to see something that
you would do coming up in three minutes.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
This is terrifying.
Speaker 3 (11:26):
You gotta wait to hear.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
I'm probably gonna lie.
Speaker 4 (11:30):
It's next a ninety five point one WayV. Ninety five
point one WayV. It's the Mike and Diane Show. And
a woman had company in the ladies fitting room at Cole's.
Speaker 3 (11:43):
I walked into the lady's fitting room and I pick
a stall. All of a sudden, I hear a.
Speaker 4 (11:47):
Guy's voice, okay, and he's saying to his significant other.
I don't know if it's her husband or boyfriend, saying, oh,
try that one on, I like that one better. He
was in the actual fitting room. I guess you call
it a stall or a little room with her, but
it was specifically the ladies upfitting room.
Speaker 3 (12:08):
Would you ever do that? Would you ever go in
with your wife not just handing her things.
Speaker 4 (12:12):
I've done that with my husband, but it was kind
of a more open air in the big and tall
store where I hand him different sizes.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
The guy was actually in there.
Speaker 4 (12:20):
It didn't really bother me because you can't really see
through the slats in the door, and I'm not walking
out like you know, in underwear and abro to look
at myself in a mirror. Please, that's a horror. But
I think it might bother some people. I don't know.
But they were in there for quite a.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
While, well, as long as I heard them keep talking.
Speaker 3 (12:39):
Oh, they were talking.
Speaker 4 (12:40):
They were definitely talking, because I've heard of other things
that can happen in a fitting room, but it wasn't
that he was legitimately giving advice.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
Now my question is would you do that for your wife?
Speaker 4 (12:49):
Would you go into specifically a lady's fitting room.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
I like that you're asking me this question, but I
have a question I asked my husband took this around
all right.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
Do you think my wife wants me anywhere near that
dressing room?
Speaker 3 (13:02):
No?
Speaker 2 (13:02):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
Do you think my wife values my opinion on her clothes?
Speaker 3 (13:07):
Oh? Maybe more than you think.
Speaker 4 (13:11):
I think she would say, Well, she would ask you, honey,
how do I look?
Speaker 2 (13:16):
Yeah? And do you think she wants the truth?
Speaker 4 (13:20):
Sometimes we don't, but sometimes we do. You know what
I do want the truth? Though, Yes I do. Oh,
now my husband gives me good advice because I'll run
it by him and he will be completely on. And
I told him, I told him up front, you need
to be completely honest.
Speaker 3 (13:36):
Does this look tight?
Speaker 2 (13:38):
Send that guy into a tailspin.
Speaker 4 (13:40):
Now he's told me a couple of times. I get it,
I and I trust him. So I said to him, Honey,
would you come into the dressing room.
Speaker 3 (13:47):
He said no, I can't.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
Stop thinking about the moment you said to him. You
just need to be honest. And he's like, I can't
be honest.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
Now I have to die with this lie.
Speaker 3 (13:57):
And I've asked him too.
Speaker 4 (13:58):
I said, honey, okay, I'm going to show you two outfits.
Let me know which one makes me look less fat, and.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
He'll tell me be different than you walking out and
saying how do I look at him?
Speaker 2 (14:08):
Going well, your butt's big way different.
Speaker 3 (14:13):
Get the different outfit on.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
Yeh.
Speaker 4 (14:15):
But I yeah, I just would not bring him only
because I wouldn't want the other people to feel uncomfortable.
First of all, he's six three, you're six six. Your
head to be popping out the top because you know
you can't see in through the top or bottom. Yeah,
but your head would actually be popping out. So that's
a completely different issue. This guy wasn't clearing the top
of it.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
Yeah, that that It's always been an issue, especially in
like a bathroom that brings like a bathroom stack.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
When I stand up, I'm like, hi.
Speaker 4 (14:40):
Yeah, hello, everyone, I can there, I can see you
doing your business. So all right, we won't be seeing you.
We won't be seeing my husband in the ladies fitting room.
But I didn't know if that was the thing that
maybe the ladies brought the guys into give them advice.
Speaker 3 (14:57):
Nope, okay, Well if.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
Most women don't want advice, and if a guy's too
good at giving the advice, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (15:03):
He sounded good.
Speaker 4 (15:04):
He sounded like like one of these makeover shows where
they give reviews. He sounded good advice. And she was
listening to She's like, all right, try the other one. Yeah,
but let us know, have you ever done that? Do
you bring your significant other into the fitting room? Talk
back on the free iHeart radio app. Tap that red microphone.
Let us know dirty sneakers are trending? Would you buy them?
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It's the Mic and Diane Show. In ninety five point
one WayV New one hundred and thirty dollars Nike sneakers
come in the box looking dirty.
Speaker 3 (15:36):
Oh you were already out For the price, yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
I mean, And the sad part is that's a good price.
Speaker 4 (15:42):
It's actually compared to some of the sneakers, that's a
good price. The Air Force ones come fresh out of
the box looking totally trash. Think of scuffed, stained, and
frayed sneakers for one hundred and thirty dollars, because that's
always well. Usually the goal is that you get those
fresh sneakers, white sneakers, and of course, two minutes later
somebody steps on your foot or something like. Oh, that
(16:06):
didn't last long. So they went on sale last week.
And there's the twist. Oh no, here's the twist. I
didn't tell you about it yet. The more you wear them,
the cleaner they get thanks to a special scratch off texture.
Each pair includes vintage style laces and even a brush
in case you're feeling impatient about getting them to their cleanest.
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So they make them dirty, and then the more you
wear them, the cleaner you got to scratch off the texture.
Speaker 3 (16:33):
That seems like a lot of work to me.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
Yeah, that's crazy. Yeah, how about this?
Speaker 1 (16:37):
Buy new shoes and then wear them and in two weeks,
you'll have these one hundred and thirty dollars dirty shoes.
Speaker 3 (16:48):
But then you can't get them back to being clean.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
It's called scrubbing them.
Speaker 4 (16:54):
The product description reads, but what if we told the
story backwards? The AF one Dirty Triple White is a
time machine. Buckle in enjoy the ride. So of course
everybody's commenting on social media. People are joking, oh, I
have these on right now, you know, because they have
their dirty sneakers on.
Speaker 2 (17:12):
Yeah. It's moments like these that I realize I have
to be better with my jokes, Mike.
Speaker 4 (17:17):
And then someone said, plot twist, they're just returns, Like
Nike got the return sneakers and just stuck.
Speaker 3 (17:23):
Them in a box.
Speaker 2 (17:24):
Yeah, good for them.
Speaker 4 (17:26):
So if you want to spend one hundred and thirty
dollars for dirty sneakers, Mike, I think we're right in
fashion right now, we can finally say we're on trend.
Speaker 1 (17:36):
We've been on trend for a while. I mean, these
dirty things have been a thing for a long time.
Speaker 3 (17:39):
We have, and we didn't pay one hundred and thirty bucks.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
No.
Speaker 4 (17:42):
Mike and Diane's second date update on ninety five point
one WayV Jim from Lynnwood is looking for a second
date update with a woman named Amy.
Speaker 3 (17:52):
Jim, how are you today.
Speaker 7 (17:53):
Good morning, Diane, how are you good.
Speaker 4 (17:55):
We're just curious about your date, so please tell us
about Amy and your first date.
Speaker 7 (18:00):
Amy is amazing. She's, first of all, so hot and
incredibly funny.
Speaker 4 (18:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (18:07):
We had awesome Yeah, yeah, I call it the way
I see it. And we had an awesome date, dinner, drinks,
and I went the whole nine And I thought I
thought the date was perfect. But then when I reached out, nothing.
Speaker 3 (18:24):
No red flags at all. Everything seemed great, No, totally normal.
Speaker 7 (18:29):
And that's why I was excited to have a second
date because I was like, oh my god, finally I
found a normal one.
Speaker 4 (18:34):
Ah, and now you landed on second date updates.
Speaker 3 (18:38):
So we'll see about that, Jim.
Speaker 2 (18:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (18:41):
But yeah, hot and funny. That's I wish somebody would
call me.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
That's that is a term I would use loosely.
Speaker 4 (18:49):
Wish my husband would say that normal. Well, we need
to get to the bottom of this. We are really curious.
So what we'll do, Jim is put you on hold.
We'll play a song, try to get Amy on the
phone and get some answers, and that is coming up
next on ninety five point one w A y V.
Ninety five point one w A y V. It's Mike
and Diane's second date update. A few minutes ago, Jim
(19:11):
told us about his first day with Amy. He called
her hot, funny, said she's awesome.
Speaker 2 (19:18):
Great, finally we found one, he.
Speaker 3 (19:20):
Said, YEA found a normal one.
Speaker 2 (19:23):
He said one.
Speaker 3 (19:23):
We said, WHOA wait a minute.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
Because but that's the same point. I get it.
Speaker 3 (19:27):
Second date update.
Speaker 2 (19:27):
Yeah, we do this.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
Every multiple times a week, exactly where we know there's
not normal ones out there.
Speaker 4 (19:35):
Then he never heard back from her, So all right, Jim,
here we go. We are giving Amy a call.
Speaker 3 (19:40):
See what happens? Hello, Hi, is this Amy?
Speaker 5 (19:50):
Yes, this is Amy.
Speaker 3 (19:53):
Hi Amy, It's Diane with Mike, Mike and Diane.
Speaker 4 (19:56):
That's the show. On ninety five point one w A
y V. We host a morning radio show.
Speaker 3 (20:02):
Do you have a.
Speaker 5 (20:02):
Couple of minutes please, I'm sure?
Speaker 3 (20:07):
Okay, great, that was easy.
Speaker 4 (20:10):
We got a call from one of our radio family members, Jim,
and Jim was telling us he went on a date
with you, and let me tell you, he was highly complimentary.
Speaker 3 (20:24):
I wish a guy would talk about me like that.
Speaker 4 (20:26):
He said the date was awesome and he just hasn't
heard back from you, so on his behalf, we're trying
to find out why.
Speaker 3 (20:32):
So how was the date for you?
Speaker 5 (20:37):
Well, I mean he was really nice. I just feel like,
if I'm being completely honest, he was sort of giving
off like a little bit of a weird.
Speaker 3 (20:47):
Vibe, A weird vibe. Can you describe a little more?
Like why?
Speaker 4 (20:53):
What?
Speaker 5 (20:53):
Fine?
Speaker 2 (20:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (20:55):
I mean so it felt like he was he just
kept dropping hints about how rich he was, but it
felt like he was lying about it, like he was
trying to appear like he was richer than he actually is, Like.
Speaker 3 (21:09):
Almost like closing is a rich person? Interesting?
Speaker 5 (21:13):
Yeah, it was just like a lot of comments about
money and extensive things, and I was like, this is
a little off putting. Hmm.
Speaker 4 (21:22):
Okay, well, I say you go right to I don't
even know what to say. I say, we go right
to the source, because Jim has been listening in mister
money Bags over there.
Speaker 5 (21:34):
Oh no, hello, I love it.
Speaker 7 (21:40):
It's good to talk to you. I wasn't I wasn't bragging.
I wasn't putting on ears or anything. I was just
telling you what my life was like, oh boy.
Speaker 2 (21:50):
Double down.
Speaker 5 (21:51):
Oh so all those comments are true or he was.
Speaker 2 (21:56):
Or he's doubling down right now, are they Jim?
Speaker 3 (22:00):
Are they true?
Speaker 4 (22:02):
Yes?
Speaker 7 (22:02):
I have a lake house, Yes I have a boat,
but that's not the point.
Speaker 2 (22:07):
Yeah, that's you're right. This is awkward.
Speaker 3 (22:10):
Now, Now what when you were mentioning these things.
Speaker 4 (22:12):
Was it in the context of things that you're going
to do together in the future, or did you just
start whipping out these facts.
Speaker 2 (22:19):
I was answering questions.
Speaker 7 (22:20):
No, no, I'm just I was just telling stories about what,
you know, what I've been doing for the last six months.
And then when I had plans for the summer, I
figured it was going so well that she would be
included in those plans.
Speaker 3 (22:30):
Ah, I'm already am I.
Speaker 2 (22:35):
Award.
Speaker 3 (22:36):
It sounded like it would have been a good summer
and still could be.
Speaker 5 (22:40):
Well, now that I know it's real, I'm like, not
just you know, because I know that you're being truthful,
I feel differently.
Speaker 4 (22:50):
So, Jim, you would take Amy to your lake cast
go on the boat. That's no bs, that's just you.
Speaker 7 (22:58):
I was gonna for sure, okay, all right, but now
oh not now no, no, no, that guy that cat
is out of the bag.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
I'm so torn right now because now he's I think
he's actually he actually has a little bit of money.
All right, hold on, you two, stay out of this.
I'm gonna talk to Diane for a second. Diane, how
do you what are you feeling here? Because I actually
I don't know whether he's doubled down on he has money.
Speaker 2 (23:27):
And now you can't come to my lighthouse.
Speaker 1 (23:30):
As a way to get out of it, or does
he actually have the lake house in the boat because
I'm actually starting to think he might have the lakehouse,
like he might have let's stop talking about the lakehouse.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
I think he might have money.
Speaker 4 (23:41):
I think that he does have those things because he
took the time to get in touch with us, and eventually,
if they were going to go out again, she would
find out.
Speaker 3 (23:52):
So he went to that extra she would find.
Speaker 4 (23:55):
Out if he didn't have that neat and and people
talk summer plans like oh, let's do this, let's do that.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
I think I'm with you. I think he was just
talking about his life.
Speaker 1 (24:03):
Yeah, She's like, there's this fake he was I date
bowling alley attendance, no offense at a bowling alley attendants.
Speaker 4 (24:11):
Listening, and when you when you live a certain lifestyle
and you're making future plans and that just those things
kind of come up.
Speaker 3 (24:17):
So yeah, I think he is being legit. All right.
Speaker 4 (24:19):
Now back to Jim and Amy, I'm still going to
ask the question. Yeah, let me get back to you
in a second gym. But Amy, would you want a
second date with Jim?
Speaker 3 (24:28):
Now that you know he wasn't bs and you and
he went to.
Speaker 4 (24:32):
This this extreme to call us at a radio station
to get in touch with.
Speaker 5 (24:36):
You, I mean, yeah, now that I know he's not lying,
it just seems I don't know, it just didn't seem truthful.
But now that I know that it's just his life,
for sure, I would go on a second date.
Speaker 3 (24:49):
Seemed too good to be true.
Speaker 4 (24:50):
Maybe all right, maybe Jim, that's a yes from Amy.
Speaker 3 (24:55):
The date would normally be on us.
Speaker 4 (24:56):
But Jim sounds like you got a few bucks so
you can pay for the date your elf.
Speaker 3 (25:00):
But I don't know how this is going to go. Jim,
would you want a second date? You kind of already
answered this.
Speaker 7 (25:07):
I think I'm I'm going to pass.
Speaker 8 (25:09):
I've got a lot planned and I.
Speaker 7 (25:12):
Definitely appreciate the time that we spent together, Amy, and
I hope you have an awesome summer.
Speaker 5 (25:17):
Thank you with.
Speaker 3 (25:18):
Yo brog no, Jim, can we come to the lake house? Now,
hold on the line, Jim, we'll all get back bikini.
Speaker 7 (25:26):
You can do a remote there all summer.
Speaker 1 (25:29):
WHOA, it's weird you said that after I said I'll
wear a bikini.
Speaker 3 (25:36):
All right. Well, best of luck to both of you.
Speaker 5 (25:39):
Thank you.
Speaker 3 (25:41):
Good morning.
Speaker 4 (25:42):
It's the Mike and Diane schell on ninety five point
one w A y V with important news. The drink
of the Summer has been crowned, Oh boy, and that
drink is making a major comeback, the Margarita way.
Speaker 3 (25:59):
Yeah, Mike, I gotta.
Speaker 1 (26:03):
Be honest, Diane, what that that that little boom right there?
That was nostalgic?
Speaker 2 (26:08):
Yeah, that was old school Mike and Diane.
Speaker 3 (26:10):
Sure it was.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
And I found it and I loved it, just like
the Margarita.
Speaker 4 (26:13):
Your dash named it the drink of Summer twenty twenty five,
the Margarita bumping fancy sprints it sprintzes off the top
of the list. Yeah, that's old school Margarita. Mike, salt
or no salt on the rim?
Speaker 1 (26:26):
No salt, I'm no salt as well, No salt, it's
just too much for me. Yeah, like it, I know,
I know that's like, uh what horrible, We'll go with
that word.
Speaker 2 (26:37):
That's for some people, but like it's just too much sometimes.
Speaker 3 (26:42):
Also, frozen are on the rocks.
Speaker 2 (26:46):
On the rocks, okay, because frozen will go straight to
the brain, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (26:51):
Good at a pool party, pretty.
Speaker 2 (26:54):
But it's yeah, straight to the brain.
Speaker 4 (26:56):
Well, tequila and lime sales are booming, and what are
melon margarite are trending a lot for those craving of
fruity twists. So the tequila based ingredients flying off the shelves.
It's clear to everyone that everyone is ready to sip
on the margarita. It's going to be so refreshing all
summer long. But my only major thing is for the margarita.
(27:17):
I must drink it in a typical margarita glass. I
don't want it in a plastic cup. Don't give me
the red cup, don't give me even just a regular glass.
Speaker 3 (27:26):
It has to be the margarita shape glass. Are you
like that with margarita?
Speaker 1 (27:29):
Yeah, well no, I'll give me it in a solo cup.
I'm good for anything. Oh yeah, I don't know why.
I'm good for whatever.
Speaker 3 (27:37):
Very easy going with your margaritas.
Speaker 1 (27:39):
Yes, it's not what it comes in, it's what's inside
of it.
Speaker 4 (27:43):
I think I just want the whole experience my vodka
cran put it in anything, I don't care, I'll drink it.
But margarita and wine. I've got to have it in
the typical glasses. I know fancy well, well, we want
to say tiers to summer parties and the summer of
twenty twenty five, the Margarita is back.
Speaker 3 (28:00):
Baby.
Speaker 4 (28:01):
Pickup lines really work. It's the Mic and Diane Show.
On ninety five point one WayV. Professional dating coach Blaine
Anderson claims there are three pickup lines that actually work
on women.
Speaker 3 (28:14):
Because you know, some of them are so bad.
Speaker 1 (28:16):
I don't know if I know any I've ever heard
like a good pickup line, okay, because I've only ever
heard people go, let's hear your worst pickup line, And
now I'm thinking, like, are they the best pickup line?
Speaker 3 (28:27):
Or what's your sign?
Speaker 1 (28:28):
That's always if I hear somebody ask me that, I
walk the other way. You're not we are not compatible.
Have if you are worried about what my sign is
we are not compatible.
Speaker 4 (28:39):
It's for z Hills. So I want the ladies to
give us a call. We can try these three pickup
lines on you. Let us know honestly, would they work?
She claims these three do work. So coming up next,
you're gonna hear these pickup lines on ninety five point
one WayV. Ninety five point one way V. Good morning.
It's the Mic and Diane Show, and three pickup lines
(29:02):
actually work on women. This is according to a professional
dating coach.
Speaker 3 (29:07):
So we're going to try them out on Kira from Vetnor.
Good morning, Kira, good morning.
Speaker 4 (29:13):
Good We're really curious to see if these are going
to work. So all right, here's the first pickup line.
See this would work on you?
Speaker 2 (29:20):
Also a very excited to hear Diane's delivery. Yes, love this?
Speaker 4 (29:23):
Uh yeah, I have to not be too creepy, which
is hard for me. Okay, all right, Kira, Hey, now
that's already a bad start.
Speaker 3 (29:33):
How about Hey?
Speaker 4 (29:35):
Okay, hey, I couldn't help, but notice you have a
stunning smile and I couldn't leave without coming over to
introduce myself.
Speaker 3 (29:42):
Would that work on you?
Speaker 5 (29:45):
Do you know what? I actually like that one because
it's not too much. Yeah, I think if someone complimented
my smile versus like something else, I would be more
apt to talk to them.
Speaker 4 (29:59):
That's what the dating coach said. A nice compliment makes
a good first impression. Then you can simply introduce yourself
and take it from there. Okay, so we're one out
of one. Pickup line number two, Kira, you're well, he
wouldn't know your name yet. You're way too cute to
be waiting alone. Can I buy you a drink?
Speaker 5 (30:17):
No?
Speaker 3 (30:17):
No, no, no, Okay.
Speaker 5 (30:21):
That means she's been looking at me sitting there alone,
deciding that I'm alone and that kuy So.
Speaker 2 (30:28):
Has the smile.
Speaker 3 (30:29):
Okay, all right, so that one's not going to work.
I have one more. Though. We didn't lose all hope yet,
so we're one out of two.
Speaker 1 (30:37):
They women can say yes, all hope is lost.
Speaker 4 (30:41):
So Mike, pick a female celebrity that you find to
be attractive, like Sidney.
Speaker 3 (30:45):
Sweeney, maybe my wife. Now, well, I'm just going to
use that for you.
Speaker 1 (30:50):
Okay, thank you, don't make don't Why are you putting
me in this position because in law is sitting at
home with a notebook reporting all the bad things I
say about her.
Speaker 3 (30:58):
I'm using Sydney Sween. Okay, here it is. You look
so familiar.
Speaker 4 (31:04):
Has anyone told you that you look like Sidney Sweeney
or Mike's wife. She's my celebrity crush. So I had
to come over and say hello.
Speaker 2 (31:13):
Somebody walk up.
Speaker 4 (31:18):
Wife, I said Mike's I said Mike's wife, just to
make you happy.
Speaker 3 (31:24):
All right, She's my celebrity crush. So I had to
come over and say hello. Would that work?
Speaker 8 (31:29):
You know what?
Speaker 5 (31:30):
It depends on who who it was, But yes, I
think it would work.
Speaker 3 (31:33):
Okay, So in other words, if he's hot, these are
gonna work.
Speaker 2 (31:36):
Also, I think you have you have to look like
the person a little bit.
Speaker 8 (31:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (31:42):
Yeah, you have to come up with one that you
they look like.
Speaker 4 (31:44):
All right, that's a maybe. So we had one, yes, one, no, one.
Maybe not too bad. I don't think the odds with
those pickup lines. Let me try two more on two
more for you that that I googled, see if these
would work.
Speaker 1 (31:55):
Has anybody ever told you you look like Shrek?
Speaker 5 (32:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (32:00):
It all depends on the celebrity. I may not be
Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bedrock.
Speaker 5 (32:09):
Would I would laugh? Because it's so dumb.
Speaker 1 (32:13):
That's what we were I was saying a few minutes ago.
I'm like, some of the bad ones are actually so
bad they're.
Speaker 4 (32:18):
Good, But maybe that laughter would connect you guys, all right,
and then finally one last one and then we'll put
you out of your misery with these pickup lines. If
I went blind, Kira, you would be the last thing
I'd want to see.
Speaker 1 (32:33):
No, no, again, that's on the other side of bad,
where it's not bad enough. It's just kind of yeah,
Like I picture somebody wearing like a leather coat and
like really nineteen ninety three sunglasses and bad hair.
Speaker 2 (32:48):
It is like if I went blond drinking a zema.
That's what I picked.
Speaker 4 (32:56):
I mean, if John Hamm walked up to me and
said that, I'd be sure when I.
Speaker 2 (33:01):
Again again, all of this matters of who's saying.
Speaker 3 (33:04):
It right exactly.
Speaker 4 (33:06):
All right, Kira, Well, I think we did okay with
the pickup lines. Hopefully you won't hear any of those
bad ones today.
Speaker 5 (33:14):
Yes, thank you, and if you do call us back,
well there we'll.
Speaker 4 (33:19):
Do ninety five point one way V Good morning. It's
the Mic and Diane Show and the things that my
husband and I talk about one.
Speaker 3 (33:28):
We want to know why sneakers are so loud?
Speaker 4 (33:31):
Because he got back from a dental appointment and he
was saying it was busy office and people are just
running all over the place, the dental hygienis and the dentist, and.
Speaker 3 (33:39):
He said, the sneakers that they wear are so loud.
Speaker 4 (33:41):
They squeak and then they make certain sounds and we
can relate to that.
Speaker 2 (33:45):
We can, Yeah, we can.
Speaker 4 (33:48):
I can hear some of our coworkers like before I
even know they're here, Like they're some sneakers are just
like they make the squeaky or there's like a there
must be like air bubbles or something where you.
Speaker 3 (33:58):
Can hear it.
Speaker 4 (33:59):
I said, well, they're called sneakers because you're supposed to
be able to sneak around.
Speaker 3 (34:03):
But they don't seem to be so quiet anymore.
Speaker 2 (34:06):
Wait time out. Is that why they're called sneakers?
Speaker 3 (34:08):
Yes? Really, yes they are.
Speaker 1 (34:14):
Is this one of those moments where you now, I'm
awkward because I didn't know that. I think this is
one of those moments right now.
Speaker 3 (34:20):
I didn't know that, you know what I had to
ask Alexa?
Speaker 2 (34:22):
Oh thank god, I was like, did I not know something?
Speaker 4 (34:25):
I was we were thinking that's why, but then we said, well,
they don't seem to be so quiet. Yeah, especially on
a basketball court, forget it. Yeah, that the sneakers, So
that is why. But then I was wondering, how long
has that term sneakers? How long has that been around?
So that was a different question. Yeah, this is what
we spend our time doing. So so I have some audio.
Speaker 3 (34:46):
For you which never goes.
Speaker 4 (34:47):
Well.
Speaker 3 (34:48):
Here, I'm going to play it back for you.
Speaker 4 (34:50):
I asked Alexa, how long the term sneakers has been around? Okay,
all right, you ready for this? Okay, let me see.
I have it on, I have it off here.
Speaker 3 (35:02):
Oh, here we go. Okay, volume up the lady, oh wait,
let me start it up of course. Okay, ready, okay, wait,
volume up, m hmulu up. Okay, here we go.
Speaker 2 (35:11):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (35:11):
The term sneakers originated in the late eighteen hundreds.
Speaker 4 (35:14):
Because the rubber soles of the shoes allowed wearers to
move around quietly sneaking without making noise.
Speaker 3 (35:21):
Well see, she even explained it sting. Yeah there you go.
Speaker 2 (35:25):
Oh pause, Okay, yeah, she's way different in the eighteen hundreds,
when the other other option was those pilgrim heels.
Speaker 1 (35:33):
They're like clock clock, clock clock, obviously.
Speaker 4 (35:38):
Sounding like your mother in law walking through the house.
But yeah, old food, it makes sense. But I was
just shocked.
Speaker 3 (35:49):
I'm thinking of the late eighteen hundreds.
Speaker 4 (35:51):
I never expect I thought they would say, like the
nineteen thirties or something. The late eighteen hundreds is when
sneaker was first used, and then in nineteen seventeen use
sneaker in an ad for keads.
Speaker 2 (36:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (36:02):
Well, think about think about with the pictures that were
coming out of like Mozart looking all fabulous with his
cape on his arms spread in those heels that now
you see like third grade dancers wearing like tap shoes.
Of course sneakers were quiet.
Speaker 3 (36:21):
Well, we've innovated a little bit. Well, you were surprised
at the meaning of sneakers so.
Speaker 1 (36:27):
Well, Coca cola coke used to have something else in
it too. We've changed in this world.
Speaker 3 (36:31):
Well, I think that we've learned a lot.
Speaker 4 (36:33):
I think that we've learned about the term of sneakers
and when it first started. So when your sneakers are
squeaking and being loud, think of us, Mike and Diane.
Speaker 2 (36:42):
Really yeah, all right,
This is what was going on last week in here
on the Mike and Diane Show, a ninety five point
one WayV.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Sometimes I'm just gonna say it.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
I can do some things on personal business while the
music is playing.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
No, sometimes that wouldn't happen.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
Maybe last week was a week where I was trying
to look up some Mother's Day gifts.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
Okay, well that's a reasonable excuse.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
And I was on Amazon, and I realized my Amazon
is a complete disaster. Every algorithm in my life is
a horrible place. Like my Instagram algorithm is the most
random thing I've ever seen. But we're not talking about that.
We're talking about Amazon. My Amazon algorithm. Where I type
(00:43):
in mother's day wife the search that.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
Seems reasonable, What does it feed me?
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Some beautiful things, some over the top things, some like
hilarious things. By the way, side note, I like when
you type in mother's day wife like laundry, it pops up.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Yeah, like that's gonna work out.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
That's not what she wants. And that's for the guy.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
What's the other one that always popped up? Like I
got this because my husband loves me lots like yeah
that okay, just make it about you, Yeah, exactly, idiots, No,
but what what was popping up? And I recommended fram
extra guard uh oil filters, uh we castrol edge, high
(01:26):
mileage full synthetic motor oil. That's what Amazon is telling
me and my wife would want.
Speaker 4 (01:34):
Because you you change your own oil.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
At least you were trying attempting to.
Speaker 4 (01:39):
Yes, I still so maybe there's there're fly traps so
that you're doing work for your wife.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
I guess is your mother her Mother's Day press?
Speaker 2 (01:48):
Yeah, apparently I'm gonna I'm gonna.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
Change change your oil.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Thank you, hun.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
This is my favorite one a cup and I'm not
talking about coffee cups. I'm talking about to protect the boys.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
Boy see And that comes up as a Mother's Day gift?
Speaker 5 (02:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Yeah, yeah, interesting, we're having a day over here.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
Wow yeap that that's interesting Amazon.
Speaker 4 (02:12):
So I assume that you didn't buy her any of
those day No okay, good you didn't buy her an
oil filter?
Speaker 2 (02:20):
No? No, okay, that did get added to the list though,
I'm like, oh, I do need.
Speaker 5 (02:23):
To do that.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
I'm sure she loves that you changed the oil.
Speaker 4 (02:29):
That's something that doesn't show I appreciate you, which is
the point a mother's day.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
No.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
She sat outside with me the last time I changed.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
My oil a couple of days ago, and uh, boy,
was that a mistake because she just judged every move
I made, like, oh, you're you're definitely doing that wrong.
Like this is the fifteenth oil change I've done in
this car and it's still.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
Running, ungs working, it works.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Yeah, I half boy know what I'm doing.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
But did she end up liking her mother's day gift?
Speaker 2 (02:57):
Everything was great, good, everything went well.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
Okay, that's how the.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Fact that my son had a travel baseball game at
eight thirty in the morning. Oh okay, But it was
fun because all the mothers got to get together and complain.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
There you go.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
It was fun, all right.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
Good No oil filters. Come on Amazon.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
It is ninety five point one WayV. It's the Mike
and Diane Show. My kids made me sign the form
for a field trip.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
They're going out a field.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Trip my kids at their school, or my son is
my daughter is a kindergartener, so she doesn't get to go.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
It's a third grade trip.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
Not yet, not yet.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Or they're going somewhere else at some other time.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
I don't know. I don't even know where my son's going.
I just signed it and my wife was like, do
you want to be a Chaperone'm like, not a chance.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
She's like it'll be fun. Like well, when you ask twice,
I know what that means. You're putting me.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
On the list, right, you want me to say.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
It's not that you want me to you're putting me
on the list. I And it's like the social media.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Algorithms listen to me, listen to my daily conversations, because
it fed me this line the next day.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
Field trips are way sit on kids.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Imagine getting a whole day off of work and going
to learn how an old water mill from the eighteen
hundreds work. That's the dream. And I kept thinking, yeah,
that's one hundred percent right. Maybe I will go on
this field trip now. I want to go, Like I'm
sure they're going to like an aquarium or something, but
I'm all in, I'm ready to learn to teach me something.
Speaker 4 (04:22):
That is a good point. I think that they I
think of all the things that we did. We did
the whole Philadelphia Historic tour, which my husband and I
keep saying we've got to go and we don't have
the time. But if we had that school field trip.
Then we could go and then just different things like that. Absolutely,
I think now that we're adults, we would be interested
(04:42):
in doing it.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
I'm now thinking out loud.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
We work in like a radio, We do fun things
like that all the time. Why can't we put together
like a little something, something like an adult field trip
where like you take a day off of work.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
We happen to know somebody who owns Gitney's.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
Right, and we pile in right and I'll.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
Host and give the worst information you've ever heard, Like
I won't.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
I promise this too. If we do it, I won't
study at all. I'll just say what comes to my
mind and make stuff up.
Speaker 6 (05:18):
In seventeen forty two, when the peer the Pilgrims landed
in Atlantic City.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
No we need a legitimate information.
Speaker 6 (05:26):
They walked in and we'rerolled to seventeen on Roulette.
Speaker 3 (05:32):
Well, you could be in those new tram cars that
they have.
Speaker 4 (05:34):
Remember I told you recently that they do the history
and they give you Atlantic City stories, and I said,
please keep stories from the.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
Irish pub to yourself. You know what I mean? You
know what, but you could do the history of Atlantic City.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
I love this.
Speaker 6 (05:48):
George Washington famously went in and won America's freedom and
a hand of poker.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
Lincoln put it all on red. Did you ever know that? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (06:00):
Here at resorts, Thomas Jefferson loved his slots.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
I will, Oh my god, I will. I'm gonna you
know what, I'm gonna send an email all right, like
right after this and say, hey, here's a stupid idea
that we're never going to do because it'll never get
cleared by corporate.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
But it's it's a fun idea. We should do it.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
I say, put you on the tram.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Maybe I'll just pay for it.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
We need to have a disclaimer though none of this
is true.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Well, if you get on the tram car.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
It's one of those things like nobody leaves a haunted house,
like I think that police was actually haunted.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
But in the meantime, I'm into it, adult field trips.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
I'm in.
Speaker 4 (06:39):
It's the Mike and Diane Show on ninety five point
one WayV. And this is perhaps the boldest statement I've
ever made on this show. Oh, I look forward to
binging Love is Blind more than the Real Housewives.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
Mike drop Oh, I thought it was gonna be Hi.
I'm married now that happened a few years ago. That
was old statement.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
That was a shocker. Right now? How many years ago
was that?
Speaker 7 (07:06):
Five?
Speaker 2 (07:07):
Yeah? What are we about to say?
Speaker 3 (07:10):
You know, I love my real house?
Speaker 2 (07:12):
I do you talk about it all the time?
Speaker 3 (07:13):
I do so binge watch update as we love to do.
Speaker 4 (07:17):
I my husband and I just finished Love Is Blind
season eight, the latest season.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
Absolutely loved it. It's one of those where, oh, we're
gonna watch tonight. We're gonna watch tonight.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:27):
So I look forward to that even more than The Housewife.
Speaker 4 (07:30):
So we completed that for the binge and then next up,
I want to start binging a show that I hear
is really good. John Ham's new series What's Your Friends
and Neighbors on Apple TV Plus.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
Okay, yeah, I don't know that one. I know that
my wife and my mother in law sit on the
couch every night, and I'm sure it's a good show.
But I missed like the first two or three episodes,
so I'm lost and I don't really want to get in.
It's called Ransom House. I think it's called Random House.
It's on Netflix. It's a it seems like it's good.
Speaker 4 (08:01):
I've got nothing Ransom It sounds familiar, but I have
no idea ransomhow they love it? All?
Speaker 3 (08:07):
Right? Good?
Speaker 1 (08:08):
My mother in law came back in from that from
drinking with her friends, and we're in bed.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
It's like ten thirty at night. We're in bed, ready
to sleep. She opens the door drunk. Are you ready
your episode?
Speaker 4 (08:20):
No?
Speaker 3 (08:21):
Well, guess what.
Speaker 4 (08:22):
I hope my mother in law's not listening. Because your
mother in law sounds like more fun than mine. I'd say, yeah, whoa,
let's have a cocktail.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
And watch it was a Tuesday night.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
Yeah, I guess that is a little much.
Speaker 4 (08:33):
But it must be a good show, because that's how
you feel when you're binging a good show.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
I do want to say that I stomp every morning
when I leave as I walk by her door.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
Just wake her up?
Speaker 2 (08:43):
Oh did I wake you up? Darn?
Speaker 4 (08:45):
Sorry, she's hungover as we speak. So I'm going to
look that up. Ransom House.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
But let us Is there anything you want to add
for binge wash.
Speaker 4 (08:53):
Update Mike, No, No, okay, he's been a little busy,
but let us sleep.
Speaker 3 (08:59):
That's what he's binging. Garage video.
Speaker 4 (09:02):
Let's you build this what you're binging? Talk back on
the free iHeartRadio app. Is your direct line to us
in the studio. When you're listening to WayV, tap that
red microphone record a message, let us know. You can
give us some ideas on what to binge or of course,
we always love to get your calls. Mike and Diane's
Binge Watch update on ninety five point one Way.
Speaker 3 (09:23):
V Jim from Galloway. What have you been binging?
Speaker 8 (09:27):
Well, it's been a few weeks now, but I was
binging the White Lotus, which you know, I mean that
was you know, I waited because I knew, you know,
the new episode comes out every week, but I waited
to make sure I could I could binge it because
I knew it was going to be binge worthy and
it was. It was, you know, it wasn't as good
as previous seasons, but it was still a lot of fun.
Speaker 3 (09:46):
Okay, good that nothing but good things, uh huh.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
And I have like the most little interest in starting it.
And I'm sorry to all the reality.
Speaker 3 (09:54):
I thought you said you wanted to watch it.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
Yeah, but like then you see it on the screen
in the reality and you're like click click click click click.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
Yeah. I can't commit myself to.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
Like stuff like that right now, Okay, we see. It's
about the commitment.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
I might have been dating my wife since I was twenty,
so I can commit to a woman, but I cannot
commit to a TV series.
Speaker 8 (10:18):
That's fair. That's fair.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
Yeah, it does take some time, that's for sure.
Speaker 4 (10:21):
And Jim, did you hear that they're doing white lotus
vacations like these luxury vacations.
Speaker 8 (10:27):
Oh, it's so ridiculous. Yeah, I mean even even within
the show they do like promotions for like, you know,
various alcohol brands and stuff. It's ridiculous. The whole thing
has become a like a whole you know, merchandising, you
know Bonanza.
Speaker 3 (10:44):
Well, I'm still going to watch it.
Speaker 4 (10:45):
It's on my list, and then if Mike can commit someday,
he's going to watch it.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
I don't give out that ring easy said you loved me.
Speaker 4 (10:54):
I'm not buying the high end towels and luggage, but
I'll still watch it.
Speaker 3 (11:00):
Thank you, Thanks Jim.
Speaker 4 (11:01):
I witness something in the women's fitting room in a
department store I've never witnessed or heard about before. It's
a Mike and Diane show on ninety five point one WayV.
Speaker 3 (11:13):
Maybe it's a thing I know I've never done it.
My husband has never done it.
Speaker 4 (11:17):
So Mike, I'm going to tell you what happened in
that fitting room, and I want to see something that
you would do coming up in three minutes.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
This is terrifying.
Speaker 3 (11:26):
You gotta wait to hear.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
I'm probably gonna lie.
Speaker 4 (11:30):
It's next a ninety five point one WayV. Ninety five
point one WayV. It's the Mike and Diane Show. And
a woman had company in the ladies fitting room at Cole's.
Speaker 3 (11:43):
I walked into the lady's fitting room and I pick
a stall. All of a sudden, I hear a.
Speaker 4 (11:47):
Guy's voice, okay, and he's saying to his significant other.
I don't know if it's her husband or boyfriend, saying, oh,
try that one on, I like that one better. He
was in the actual fitting room. I guess you call
it a stall or a little room with her, but
it was specifically the ladies upfitting room.
Speaker 3 (12:08):
Would you ever do that? Would you ever go in
with your wife not just handing her things.
Speaker 4 (12:12):
I've done that with my husband, but it was kind
of a more open air in the big and tall
store where I hand him different sizes.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
The guy was actually in there.
Speaker 4 (12:20):
It didn't really bother me because you can't really see
through the slats in the door, and I'm not walking
out like you know, in underwear and abro to look
at myself in a mirror. Please, that's a horror. But
I think it might bother some people. I don't know.
But they were in there for quite a.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
While, well, as long as I heard them keep talking.
Speaker 3 (12:39):
Oh, they were talking.
Speaker 4 (12:40):
They were definitely talking, because I've heard of other things
that can happen in a fitting room, but it wasn't
that he was legitimately giving advice.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
Now my question is would you do that for your wife?
Speaker 4 (12:49):
Would you go into specifically a lady's fitting room.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
I like that you're asking me this question, but I
have a question I asked my husband took this around
all right.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
Do you think my wife wants me anywhere near that
dressing room?
Speaker 3 (13:02):
No?
Speaker 2 (13:02):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
Do you think my wife values my opinion on her clothes?
Speaker 3 (13:07):
Oh? Maybe more than you think.
Speaker 4 (13:11):
I think she would say, Well, she would ask you, honey,
how do I look?
Speaker 2 (13:16):
Yeah? And do you think she wants the truth?
Speaker 4 (13:20):
Sometimes we don't, but sometimes we do. You know what
I do want the truth? Though, Yes I do. Oh,
now my husband gives me good advice because I'll run
it by him and he will be completely on. And
I told him, I told him up front, you need
to be completely honest.
Speaker 3 (13:36):
Does this look tight?
Speaker 2 (13:38):
Send that guy into a tailspin.
Speaker 4 (13:40):
Now he's told me a couple of times. I get it,
I and I trust him. So I said to him, Honey,
would you come into the dressing room.
Speaker 3 (13:47):
He said no, I can't.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
Stop thinking about the moment you said to him. You
just need to be honest. And he's like, I can't
be honest.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
Now I have to die with this lie.
Speaker 3 (13:57):
And I've asked him too.
Speaker 4 (13:58):
I said, honey, okay, I'm going to show you two outfits.
Let me know which one makes me look less fat, and.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
He'll tell me be different than you walking out and
saying how do I look at him?
Speaker 2 (14:08):
Going well, your butt's big way different.
Speaker 3 (14:13):
Get the different outfit on.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
Yeh.
Speaker 4 (14:15):
But I yeah, I just would not bring him only
because I wouldn't want the other people to feel uncomfortable.
First of all, he's six three, you're six six. Your
head to be popping out the top because you know
you can't see in through the top or bottom. Yeah,
but your head would actually be popping out. So that's
a completely different issue. This guy wasn't clearing the top
of it.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
Yeah, that that It's always been an issue, especially in
like a bathroom that brings like a bathroom stack.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
When I stand up, I'm like, hi.
Speaker 4 (14:40):
Yeah, hello, everyone, I can there, I can see you
doing your business. So all right, we won't be seeing you.
We won't be seeing my husband in the ladies fitting room.
But I didn't know if that was the thing that
maybe the ladies brought the guys into give them advice.
Speaker 3 (14:57):
Nope, okay, Well if.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
Most women don't want advice, and if a guy's too
good at giving the advice, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (15:03):
He sounded good.
Speaker 4 (15:04):
He sounded like like one of these makeover shows where
they give reviews. He sounded good advice. And she was
listening to She's like, all right, try the other one. Yeah,
but let us know, have you ever done that? Do
you bring your significant other into the fitting room? Talk
back on the free iHeart radio app. Tap that red microphone.
Let us know dirty sneakers are trending? Would you buy them?
(15:25):
It's the Mic and Diane Show. In ninety five point
one WayV New one hundred and thirty dollars Nike sneakers
come in the box looking dirty.
Speaker 3 (15:36):
Oh you were already out For the price, yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
I mean, And the sad part is that's a good price.
Speaker 4 (15:42):
It's actually compared to some of the sneakers, that's a
good price. The Air Force ones come fresh out of
the box looking totally trash. Think of scuffed, stained, and
frayed sneakers for one hundred and thirty dollars, because that's
always well. Usually the goal is that you get those
fresh sneakers, white sneakers, and of course, two minutes later
somebody steps on your foot or something like. Oh, that
(16:06):
didn't last long. So they went on sale last week.
And there's the twist. Oh no, here's the twist. I
didn't tell you about it yet. The more you wear them,
the cleaner they get thanks to a special scratch off texture.
Each pair includes vintage style laces and even a brush
in case you're feeling impatient about getting them to their cleanest.
(16:27):
So they make them dirty, and then the more you
wear them, the cleaner you got to scratch off the texture.
Speaker 3 (16:33):
That seems like a lot of work to me.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
Yeah, that's crazy. Yeah, how about this?
Speaker 1 (16:37):
Buy new shoes and then wear them and in two weeks,
you'll have these one hundred and thirty dollars dirty shoes.
Speaker 3 (16:48):
But then you can't get them back to being clean.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
It's called scrubbing them.
Speaker 4 (16:54):
The product description reads, but what if we told the
story backwards? The AF one Dirty Triple White is a
time machine. Buckle in enjoy the ride. So of course
everybody's commenting on social media. People are joking, oh, I
have these on right now, you know, because they have
their dirty sneakers on.
Speaker 2 (17:12):
Yeah. It's moments like these that I realize I have
to be better with my jokes, Mike.
Speaker 4 (17:17):
And then someone said, plot twist, they're just returns, Like
Nike got the return sneakers and just stuck.
Speaker 3 (17:23):
Them in a box.
Speaker 2 (17:24):
Yeah, good for them.
Speaker 4 (17:26):
So if you want to spend one hundred and thirty
dollars for dirty sneakers, Mike, I think we're right in
fashion right now, we can finally say we're on trend.
Speaker 1 (17:36):
We've been on trend for a while. I mean, these
dirty things have been a thing for a long time.
Speaker 3 (17:39):
We have, and we didn't pay one hundred and thirty bucks.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
No.
Speaker 4 (17:42):
Mike and Diane's second date update on ninety five point
one WayV Jim from Lynnwood is looking for a second
date update with a woman named Amy.
Speaker 3 (17:52):
Jim, how are you today.
Speaker 7 (17:53):
Good morning, Diane, how are you good.
Speaker 4 (17:55):
We're just curious about your date, so please tell us
about Amy and your first date.
Speaker 7 (18:00):
Amy is amazing. She's, first of all, so hot and
incredibly funny.
Speaker 4 (18:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (18:07):
We had awesome Yeah, yeah, I call it the way
I see it. And we had an awesome date, dinner, drinks,
and I went the whole nine And I thought I
thought the date was perfect. But then when I reached out, nothing.
Speaker 3 (18:24):
No red flags at all. Everything seemed great, No, totally normal.
Speaker 7 (18:29):
And that's why I was excited to have a second
date because I was like, oh my god, finally I
found a normal one.
Speaker 4 (18:34):
Ah, and now you landed on second date updates.
Speaker 3 (18:38):
So we'll see about that, Jim.
Speaker 2 (18:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (18:41):
But yeah, hot and funny. That's I wish somebody would
call me.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
That's that is a term I would use loosely.
Speaker 4 (18:49):
Wish my husband would say that normal. Well, we need
to get to the bottom of this. We are really curious.
So what we'll do, Jim is put you on hold.
We'll play a song, try to get Amy on the
phone and get some answers, and that is coming up
next on ninety five point one w A y V.
Ninety five point one w A y V. It's Mike
and Diane's second date update. A few minutes ago, Jim
(19:11):
told us about his first day with Amy. He called
her hot, funny, said she's awesome.
Speaker 2 (19:18):
Great, finally we found one, he.
Speaker 3 (19:20):
Said, YEA found a normal one.
Speaker 2 (19:23):
He said one.
Speaker 3 (19:23):
We said, WHOA wait a minute.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
Because but that's the same point. I get it.
Speaker 3 (19:27):
Second date update.
Speaker 2 (19:27):
Yeah, we do this.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
Every multiple times a week, exactly where we know there's
not normal ones out there.
Speaker 4 (19:35):
Then he never heard back from her, So all right, Jim,
here we go. We are giving Amy a call.
Speaker 3 (19:40):
See what happens? Hello, Hi, is this Amy?
Speaker 5 (19:50):
Yes, this is Amy.
Speaker 3 (19:53):
Hi Amy, It's Diane with Mike, Mike and Diane.
Speaker 4 (19:56):
That's the show. On ninety five point one w A
y V. We host a morning radio show.
Speaker 3 (20:02):
Do you have a.
Speaker 5 (20:02):
Couple of minutes please, I'm sure?
Speaker 3 (20:07):
Okay, great, that was easy.
Speaker 4 (20:10):
We got a call from one of our radio family members, Jim,
and Jim was telling us he went on a date
with you, and let me tell you, he was highly complimentary.
Speaker 3 (20:24):
I wish a guy would talk about me like that.
Speaker 4 (20:26):
He said the date was awesome and he just hasn't
heard back from you, so on his behalf, we're trying
to find out why.
Speaker 3 (20:32):
So how was the date for you?
Speaker 5 (20:37):
Well, I mean he was really nice. I just feel like,
if I'm being completely honest, he was sort of giving
off like a little bit of a weird.
Speaker 3 (20:47):
Vibe, A weird vibe. Can you describe a little more?
Like why?
Speaker 4 (20:53):
What?
Speaker 5 (20:53):
Fine?
Speaker 2 (20:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (20:55):
I mean so it felt like he was he just
kept dropping hints about how rich he was, but it
felt like he was lying about it, like he was
trying to appear like he was richer than he actually is, Like.
Speaker 3 (21:09):
Almost like closing is a rich person? Interesting?
Speaker 5 (21:13):
Yeah, it was just like a lot of comments about
money and extensive things, and I was like, this is
a little off putting. Hmm.
Speaker 4 (21:22):
Okay, well, I say you go right to I don't
even know what to say. I say, we go right
to the source, because Jim has been listening in mister
money Bags over there.
Speaker 5 (21:34):
Oh no, hello, I love it.
Speaker 7 (21:40):
It's good to talk to you. I wasn't I wasn't bragging.
I wasn't putting on ears or anything. I was just
telling you what my life was like, oh boy.
Speaker 2 (21:50):
Double down.
Speaker 5 (21:51):
Oh so all those comments are true or he was.
Speaker 2 (21:56):
Or he's doubling down right now, are they Jim?
Speaker 3 (22:00):
Are they true?
Speaker 4 (22:02):
Yes?
Speaker 7 (22:02):
I have a lake house, Yes I have a boat,
but that's not the point.
Speaker 2 (22:07):
Yeah, that's you're right. This is awkward.
Speaker 3 (22:10):
Now, Now what when you were mentioning these things.
Speaker 4 (22:12):
Was it in the context of things that you're going
to do together in the future, or did you just
start whipping out these facts.
Speaker 2 (22:19):
I was answering questions.
Speaker 7 (22:20):
No, no, I'm just I was just telling stories about what,
you know, what I've been doing for the last six months.
And then when I had plans for the summer, I
figured it was going so well that she would be
included in those plans.
Speaker 3 (22:30):
Ah, I'm already am I.
Speaker 2 (22:35):
Award.
Speaker 3 (22:36):
It sounded like it would have been a good summer
and still could be.
Speaker 5 (22:40):
Well, now that I know it's real, I'm like, not
just you know, because I know that you're being truthful,
I feel differently.
Speaker 4 (22:50):
So, Jim, you would take Amy to your lake cast
go on the boat. That's no bs, that's just you.
Speaker 7 (22:58):
I was gonna for sure, okay, all right, but now
oh not now no, no, no, that guy that cat
is out of the bag.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
I'm so torn right now because now he's I think
he's actually he actually has a little bit of money.
All right, hold on, you two, stay out of this.
I'm gonna talk to Diane for a second. Diane, how
do you what are you feeling here? Because I actually
I don't know whether he's doubled down on he has money.
Speaker 2 (23:27):
And now you can't come to my lighthouse.
Speaker 1 (23:30):
As a way to get out of it, or does
he actually have the lake house in the boat because
I'm actually starting to think he might have the lakehouse,
like he might have let's stop talking about the lakehouse.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
I think he might have money.
Speaker 4 (23:41):
I think that he does have those things because he
took the time to get in touch with us, and eventually,
if they were going to go out again, she would
find out.
Speaker 3 (23:52):
So he went to that extra she would find.
Speaker 4 (23:55):
Out if he didn't have that neat and and people
talk summer plans like oh, let's do this, let's do that.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
I think I'm with you. I think he was just
talking about his life.
Speaker 1 (24:03):
Yeah, She's like, there's this fake he was I date
bowling alley attendance, no offense at a bowling alley attendants.
Speaker 4 (24:11):
Listening, and when you when you live a certain lifestyle
and you're making future plans and that just those things
kind of come up.
Speaker 3 (24:17):
So yeah, I think he is being legit. All right.
Speaker 4 (24:19):
Now back to Jim and Amy, I'm still going to
ask the question. Yeah, let me get back to you
in a second gym. But Amy, would you want a
second date with Jim?
Speaker 3 (24:28):
Now that you know he wasn't bs and you and
he went to.
Speaker 4 (24:32):
This this extreme to call us at a radio station
to get in touch with.
Speaker 5 (24:36):
You, I mean, yeah, now that I know he's not lying,
it just seems I don't know, it just didn't seem truthful.
But now that I know that it's just his life,
for sure, I would go on a second date.
Speaker 3 (24:49):
Seemed too good to be true.
Speaker 4 (24:50):
Maybe all right, maybe Jim, that's a yes from Amy.
Speaker 3 (24:55):
The date would normally be on us.
Speaker 4 (24:56):
But Jim sounds like you got a few bucks so
you can pay for the date your elf.
Speaker 3 (25:00):
But I don't know how this is going to go. Jim,
would you want a second date? You kind of already
answered this.
Speaker 7 (25:07):
I think I'm I'm going to pass.
Speaker 8 (25:09):
I've got a lot planned and I.
Speaker 7 (25:12):
Definitely appreciate the time that we spent together, Amy, and
I hope you have an awesome summer.
Speaker 5 (25:17):
Thank you with.
Speaker 3 (25:18):
Yo brog no, Jim, can we come to the lake house? Now,
hold on the line, Jim, we'll all get back bikini.
Speaker 7 (25:26):
You can do a remote there all summer.
Speaker 1 (25:29):
WHOA, it's weird you said that after I said I'll
wear a bikini.
Speaker 3 (25:36):
All right. Well, best of luck to both of you.
Speaker 5 (25:39):
Thank you.
Speaker 3 (25:41):
Good morning.
Speaker 4 (25:42):
It's the Mike and Diane schell on ninety five point
one w A y V with important news. The drink
of the Summer has been crowned, Oh boy, and that
drink is making a major comeback, the Margarita way.
Speaker 3 (25:59):
Yeah, Mike, I gotta.
Speaker 1 (26:03):
Be honest, Diane, what that that that little boom right there?
That was nostalgic?
Speaker 2 (26:08):
Yeah, that was old school Mike and Diane.
Speaker 3 (26:10):
Sure it was.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
And I found it and I loved it, just like
the Margarita.
Speaker 4 (26:13):
Your dash named it the drink of Summer twenty twenty five,
the Margarita bumping fancy sprints it sprintzes off the top
of the list. Yeah, that's old school Margarita. Mike, salt
or no salt on the rim?
Speaker 1 (26:26):
No salt, I'm no salt as well, No salt, it's
just too much for me. Yeah, like it, I know,
I know that's like, uh what horrible, We'll go with
that word.
Speaker 2 (26:37):
That's for some people, but like it's just too much sometimes.
Speaker 3 (26:42):
Also, frozen are on the rocks.
Speaker 2 (26:46):
On the rocks, okay, because frozen will go straight to
the brain, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (26:51):
Good at a pool party, pretty.
Speaker 2 (26:54):
But it's yeah, straight to the brain.
Speaker 4 (26:56):
Well, tequila and lime sales are booming, and what are
melon margarite are trending a lot for those craving of
fruity twists. So the tequila based ingredients flying off the shelves.
It's clear to everyone that everyone is ready to sip
on the margarita. It's going to be so refreshing all
summer long. But my only major thing is for the margarita.
(27:17):
I must drink it in a typical margarita glass. I
don't want it in a plastic cup. Don't give me
the red cup, don't give me even just a regular glass.
Speaker 3 (27:26):
It has to be the margarita shape glass. Are you
like that with margarita?
Speaker 1 (27:29):
Yeah, well no, I'll give me it in a solo cup.
I'm good for anything. Oh yeah, I don't know why.
I'm good for whatever.
Speaker 3 (27:37):
Very easy going with your margaritas.
Speaker 1 (27:39):
Yes, it's not what it comes in, it's what's inside
of it.
Speaker 4 (27:43):
I think I just want the whole experience my vodka
cran put it in anything, I don't care, I'll drink it.
But margarita and wine. I've got to have it in
the typical glasses. I know fancy well, well, we want
to say tiers to summer parties and the summer of
twenty twenty five, the Margarita is back.
Speaker 3 (28:00):
Baby.
Speaker 4 (28:01):
Pickup lines really work. It's the Mic and Diane Show.
On ninety five point one WayV. Professional dating coach Blaine
Anderson claims there are three pickup lines that actually work
on women.
Speaker 3 (28:14):
Because you know, some of them are so bad.
Speaker 1 (28:16):
I don't know if I know any I've ever heard
like a good pickup line, okay, because I've only ever
heard people go, let's hear your worst pickup line, And
now I'm thinking, like, are they the best pickup line?
Speaker 3 (28:27):
Or what's your sign?
Speaker 1 (28:28):
That's always if I hear somebody ask me that, I
walk the other way. You're not we are not compatible.
Have if you are worried about what my sign is
we are not compatible.
Speaker 4 (28:39):
It's for z Hills. So I want the ladies to
give us a call. We can try these three pickup
lines on you. Let us know honestly, would they work?
She claims these three do work. So coming up next,
you're gonna hear these pickup lines on ninety five point
one WayV. Ninety five point one way V. Good morning.
It's the Mic and Diane Show, and three pickup lines
(29:02):
actually work on women. This is according to a professional
dating coach.
Speaker 3 (29:07):
So we're going to try them out on Kira from Vetnor.
Good morning, Kira, good morning.
Speaker 4 (29:13):
Good We're really curious to see if these are going
to work. So all right, here's the first pickup line.
See this would work on you?
Speaker 2 (29:20):
Also a very excited to hear Diane's delivery. Yes, love this?
Speaker 4 (29:23):
Uh yeah, I have to not be too creepy, which
is hard for me. Okay, all right, Kira, Hey, now
that's already a bad start.
Speaker 3 (29:33):
How about Hey?
Speaker 4 (29:35):
Okay, hey, I couldn't help, but notice you have a
stunning smile and I couldn't leave without coming over to
introduce myself.
Speaker 3 (29:42):
Would that work on you?
Speaker 5 (29:45):
Do you know what? I actually like that one because
it's not too much. Yeah, I think if someone complimented
my smile versus like something else, I would be more
apt to talk to them.
Speaker 4 (29:59):
That's what the dating coach said. A nice compliment makes
a good first impression. Then you can simply introduce yourself
and take it from there. Okay, so we're one out
of one. Pickup line number two, Kira, you're well, he
wouldn't know your name yet. You're way too cute to
be waiting alone. Can I buy you a drink?
Speaker 5 (30:17):
No?
Speaker 3 (30:17):
No, no, no, Okay.
Speaker 5 (30:21):
That means she's been looking at me sitting there alone,
deciding that I'm alone and that kuy So.
Speaker 2 (30:28):
Has the smile.
Speaker 3 (30:29):
Okay, all right, so that one's not going to work.
I have one more. Though. We didn't lose all hope yet,
so we're one out of two.
Speaker 1 (30:37):
They women can say yes, all hope is lost.
Speaker 4 (30:41):
So Mike, pick a female celebrity that you find to
be attractive, like Sidney.
Speaker 3 (30:45):
Sweeney, maybe my wife. Now, well, I'm just going to
use that for you.
Speaker 1 (30:50):
Okay, thank you, don't make don't Why are you putting
me in this position because in law is sitting at
home with a notebook reporting all the bad things I
say about her.
Speaker 3 (30:58):
I'm using Sydney Sween. Okay, here it is. You look
so familiar.
Speaker 4 (31:04):
Has anyone told you that you look like Sidney Sweeney
or Mike's wife. She's my celebrity crush. So I had
to come over and say hello.
Speaker 2 (31:13):
Somebody walk up.
Speaker 4 (31:18):
Wife, I said Mike's I said Mike's wife, just to
make you happy.
Speaker 3 (31:24):
All right, She's my celebrity crush. So I had to
come over and say hello. Would that work?
Speaker 8 (31:29):
You know what?
Speaker 5 (31:30):
It depends on who who it was, But yes, I
think it would work.
Speaker 3 (31:33):
Okay, So in other words, if he's hot, these are
gonna work.
Speaker 2 (31:36):
Also, I think you have you have to look like
the person a little bit.
Speaker 8 (31:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (31:42):
Yeah, you have to come up with one that you
they look like.
Speaker 4 (31:44):
All right, that's a maybe. So we had one, yes, one, no, one.
Maybe not too bad. I don't think the odds with
those pickup lines. Let me try two more on two
more for you that that I googled, see if these
would work.
Speaker 1 (31:55):
Has anybody ever told you you look like Shrek?
Speaker 5 (32:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (32:00):
It all depends on the celebrity. I may not be
Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bedrock.
Speaker 5 (32:09):
Would I would laugh? Because it's so dumb.
Speaker 1 (32:13):
That's what we were I was saying a few minutes ago.
I'm like, some of the bad ones are actually so
bad they're.
Speaker 4 (32:18):
Good, But maybe that laughter would connect you guys, all right,
and then finally one last one and then we'll put
you out of your misery with these pickup lines. If
I went blind, Kira, you would be the last thing
I'd want to see.
Speaker 1 (32:33):
No, no, again, that's on the other side of bad,
where it's not bad enough. It's just kind of yeah,
Like I picture somebody wearing like a leather coat and
like really nineteen ninety three sunglasses and bad hair.
Speaker 2 (32:48):
It is like if I went blond drinking a zema.
That's what I picked.
Speaker 4 (32:56):
I mean, if John Hamm walked up to me and
said that, I'd be sure when I.
Speaker 2 (33:01):
Again again, all of this matters of who's saying.
Speaker 3 (33:04):
It right exactly.
Speaker 4 (33:06):
All right, Kira, Well, I think we did okay with
the pickup lines. Hopefully you won't hear any of those
bad ones today.
Speaker 5 (33:14):
Yes, thank you, and if you do call us back,
well there we'll.
Speaker 4 (33:19):
Do ninety five point one way V Good morning. It's
the Mic and Diane Show and the things that my
husband and I talk about one.
Speaker 3 (33:28):
We want to know why sneakers are so loud?
Speaker 4 (33:31):
Because he got back from a dental appointment and he
was saying it was busy office and people are just
running all over the place, the dental hygienis and the dentist, and.
Speaker 3 (33:39):
He said, the sneakers that they wear are so loud.
Speaker 4 (33:41):
They squeak and then they make certain sounds and we
can relate to that.
Speaker 2 (33:45):
We can, Yeah, we can.
Speaker 4 (33:48):
I can hear some of our coworkers like before I
even know they're here, Like they're some sneakers are just
like they make the squeaky or there's like a there
must be like air bubbles or something where you.
Speaker 3 (33:58):
Can hear it.
Speaker 4 (33:59):
I said, well, they're called sneakers because you're supposed to
be able to sneak around.
Speaker 3 (34:03):
But they don't seem to be so quiet anymore.
Speaker 2 (34:06):
Wait time out. Is that why they're called sneakers?
Speaker 3 (34:08):
Yes? Really, yes they are.
Speaker 1 (34:14):
Is this one of those moments where you now, I'm
awkward because I didn't know that. I think this is
one of those moments right now.
Speaker 3 (34:20):
I didn't know that, you know what I had to
ask Alexa?
Speaker 2 (34:22):
Oh thank god, I was like, did I not know something?
Speaker 4 (34:25):
I was we were thinking that's why, but then we said, well,
they don't seem to be so quiet. Yeah, especially on
a basketball court, forget it. Yeah, that the sneakers, So
that is why. But then I was wondering, how long
has that term sneakers? How long has that been around?
So that was a different question. Yeah, this is what
we spend our time doing. So so I have some audio.
Speaker 3 (34:46):
For you which never goes.
Speaker 4 (34:47):
Well.
Speaker 3 (34:48):
Here, I'm going to play it back for you.
Speaker 4 (34:50):
I asked Alexa, how long the term sneakers has been around? Okay,
all right, you ready for this? Okay, let me see.
I have it on, I have it off here.
Speaker 3 (35:02):
Oh, here we go. Okay, volume up the lady, oh wait,
let me start it up of course. Okay, ready, okay, wait,
volume up, m hmulu up. Okay, here we go.
Speaker 2 (35:11):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (35:11):
The term sneakers originated in the late eighteen hundreds.
Speaker 4 (35:14):
Because the rubber soles of the shoes allowed wearers to
move around quietly sneaking without making noise.
Speaker 3 (35:21):
Well see, she even explained it sting. Yeah there you go.
Speaker 2 (35:25):
Oh pause, Okay, yeah, she's way different in the eighteen hundreds,
when the other other option was those pilgrim heels.
Speaker 1 (35:33):
They're like clock clock, clock clock, obviously.
Speaker 4 (35:38):
Sounding like your mother in law walking through the house.
But yeah, old food, it makes sense. But I was
just shocked.
Speaker 3 (35:49):
I'm thinking of the late eighteen hundreds.
Speaker 4 (35:51):
I never expect I thought they would say, like the
nineteen thirties or something. The late eighteen hundreds is when
sneaker was first used, and then in nineteen seventeen use
sneaker in an ad for keads.
Speaker 2 (36:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (36:02):
Well, think about think about with the pictures that were
coming out of like Mozart looking all fabulous with his
cape on his arms spread in those heels that now
you see like third grade dancers wearing like tap shoes.
Of course sneakers were quiet.
Speaker 3 (36:21):
Well, we've innovated a little bit. Well, you were surprised
at the meaning of sneakers so.
Speaker 1 (36:27):
Well, Coca cola coke used to have something else in
it too. We've changed in this world.
Speaker 3 (36:31):
Well, I think that we've learned a lot.
Speaker 4 (36:33):
I think that we've learned about the term of sneakers
and when it first started. So when your sneakers are
squeaking and being loud, think of us, Mike and Diane.
Speaker 2 (36:42):
Really yeah, all right,
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