The worst and best name to get arrested ever

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Timeless movies. Which one is your favorite? It's a Mike
and Diane show on ninety five point one WayV. My
husband and I were watching Missus Doubtfire again the other night.
I got sucked in because I heard Missus Doubtfire's voice
and I it's just one of my favorites of all time.
And so I sat down watched the rest of it
with him, and I said, oh, I said that that

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movie is still great to this day, and I really
miss Robin Williams. And my husband used a word, he said,
it's timeless.

Speaker 2 (00:32):
It is.

Speaker 3 (00:32):
It's timeless.

Speaker 4 (00:34):
Yeah, I think there's some things in there that are
very ninety six or whatever movie that came out, but.

Speaker 1 (00:40):
Yeah, yeah, it's just you enjoy it no matter when
you're watching it.

Speaker 2 (00:43):
Oh, okay, that's what we're gonna say. That's what we're
going with.

Speaker 1 (00:46):
There are definitely some dated references in it, but even
if you watch it ten years from now, twenty years
from now, you could still enjoy it. The storyline and
the acting so timeless. So let us know what is
your timeless movie. You can hit us up on talk Back,
the free iHeartRadio app when you're listening to WayV just
tap that red microphone is your direct line to the
studio when you record a message or give us a call.

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Mike and Diane on ninety five point one w a
YV talking about timeless movies. That's how my husband and
I described missus Doubtfire Holly for May's Landing.

Speaker 3 (01:19):
Have you watched a timeless movie recently?

Speaker 5 (01:23):
I have.

Speaker 6 (01:24):
I do it every Christmas, and that's Elf the Holiday.

Speaker 2 (01:28):
Oh oh wow, oh el.

Speaker 4 (01:31):
I thought she was going to say the Holiday. That's
just the one I assumed. Every woman says, I watched
this at Christmas time.

Speaker 1 (01:37):
Oh, that is timeless the Holiday.

Speaker 2 (01:40):
I tried. The guests said Elf.

Speaker 3 (01:42):
Elf is a good one. Yes, yeah, you got.

Speaker 7 (01:44):
To watch that.

Speaker 6 (01:45):
But Will Ferrell is just like his humor I think
is timeless, you know, like he pokes fun it himself.

Speaker 8 (01:51):
It's not mean, it's just ridiculous and it's so.

Speaker 1 (01:54):
Fun Talladayga Knights was on the other night.

Speaker 2 (01:57):
That's another one.

Speaker 5 (01:58):
Oh yeah, mad, how.

Speaker 1 (02:00):
Many times you watch it? It is timeless, so funny.

Speaker 4 (02:03):
I also do like movies that aren't timeless, like very
set in their time period, like uh, super Bad. Super
Bad is very much a movie where you watch and
you're like, that's two thousand and nine.

Speaker 2 (02:19):
I enjoy that too. Like Taladiga Nights is probably only
getting better with time. I think so too.

Speaker 4 (02:25):
Yeah, ones that aren't based on technology and they're like
flipping a phone open, they're like, hold on, let me text.

Speaker 2 (02:31):
Oh wait, let me for to to.

Speaker 1 (02:34):
Two so nineties. Yeah, yeah, let me get my beeper. Yeah, Well,
thank you so much, Holly, have a great day, oh
my pleasures.

Speaker 4 (02:45):
Yeah, it's ninety five point one WayV. It's the Mike
and Diane Show, And boy am I gonna be doing
some doing some dancing on this one. And I'm not
talking about how happy I am to do it. I'm
gonna be dancing.

Speaker 2 (02:56):
Around words and how to explain it? Here we go
one place for this. I've just been handed an urgent
and horrifying news story and I need all of you
to stop what you're doing and listen. No, we're going to.

Speaker 1 (03:14):
New Jersey, all right, we had to go really far,
huh yeah, but we're going to North Jersey, up by
New York Denville, New Jersey, where a sixty three year
old woman was arrested.

Speaker 2 (03:24):
For allegedly running a.

Speaker 4 (03:28):
Business out of her massage parlor. Called oasis Spot.

Speaker 2 (03:33):
Okay. During the police raid, ofteners found.

Speaker 4 (03:36):
Numerouses hid it in places like mattresses and even inside
of the plant.

Speaker 2 (03:42):
But that's not the New Way News part of this. Really,
what is her name? Oh jeez, I can't even imagine.
It's a little on the nose, if you, if you might,
what is her name?

Speaker 7 (03:53):
Soon Bang?

Speaker 2 (04:01):
You just you can't make this stuff up.

Speaker 4 (04:03):
Bang's home a large amount of cash and similar.

Speaker 2 (04:08):
We're discovered.

Speaker 4 (04:10):
Bang told police she didn't check any of her employees'
IDs and knew about online reviews describing.

Speaker 9 (04:17):
Matter.

Speaker 2 (04:17):
Spot is now facing charges including promoting and money laundering.
The court data set for March fifth. Soon Bang is
in trouble. Oh, Soon Bang is in a lot of trouble.
Soon Bang.

Speaker 1 (04:32):
You can't get any better than That's.

Speaker 4 (04:35):
That is as good as the guy who gets arrested
for a DUI that's wearing your shirts that says I'm drunk.

Speaker 2 (04:41):
Yeah, like that's the same vibe I'm getting.

Speaker 1 (04:44):
Definitely which that has been That was a true story.

Speaker 9 (04:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (04:49):
Wow? Did I do good?

Speaker 1 (04:51):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (04:52):
I think you did very good job, Mike, thank you.
I voice spoon Bang not a good job.

Speaker 1 (04:58):
No, Well, depending who you ask yeah, yeah, it depends on.

Speaker 2 (05:02):
Who you ask. It's because cause soon Bang is soon incarcerated.

Speaker 4 (05:08):
All right, all right, thanks Mike, Yeah, I guess, thank
you for nothing. I guess it's ninety five point one
way V. It's the Mic and Diane show breaking in
because I'm getting yelled at right now for something that's
not really my fault. It's not my fault, but apparently
it is my fault. The texts are rolling in right now,
so if you hear the the vibration buzz in the background,

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that's me getting yelled at my son's library book. I
was tasked with cleaning yesterday, Okay, So I cleaned the
way I know how, by putting things away, sure where
they belong, fifty to fifty shot, but I'm put stuff away.
There was five different books scattered throughout our upstairs hallway,
like just because I have kids, they're tornadoes and that's

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what they do. So I picked them all up, and
I actually started downsizing our book situation because they're five
and eight now, they don't need all the baby books.

Speaker 2 (06:01):
So I put them in a bin up in the attic.
So all these extra books, they all looked mah to me.
So I put them up in the attic. I'm getting
texts now that apparently I put his library book from
school up in the attic. Oh, no, is it past due?
Well it will be today it wi Oh, and it's
in the attic. It's not hard. There's not like a

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ladder to climb.

Speaker 4 (06:23):
I mean there's a ladder, but I mean it's one
of those like stair ladder things like go up there
and get it.

Speaker 2 (06:27):
Why did you put the book in the attic? The
library book? This isn't hard. It's right there. You'll walk
up through the little stair entrance thing it is. You
don't even have to go in the attic. It's right
next to the stairs.

Speaker 1 (06:40):
But I mean, your wife's point is that you cleaned,
misidentified the book and put it up there, so you
should get it out of the attic.

Speaker 2 (06:47):
Maybe my son shouldn't leave it in the hallway.

Speaker 3 (06:49):
Well that's where the problem started.

Speaker 2 (06:51):
But thank you. But he's a kid. He's a kid, so.

Speaker 3 (06:55):
You leave things in the hallway.

Speaker 2 (06:58):
All I'm saying is it's there for to take it.
And she went up to look for it, and I
couldn't find that. I only had a second to look.
It's sitting on the top.

Speaker 7 (07:07):
It's right there. I know it is.

Speaker 1 (07:10):
Well, at least with school you don't get penalized, do you, Yeah,
you just can't get another book.

Speaker 2 (07:14):
Oh yeah, that's true.

Speaker 1 (07:16):
But you know, we always hear these stories of oh
it's a six figure late feet what.

Speaker 2 (07:21):
Those are just pure marketing tools, I think because I
have I don't know. Let's just go up in the
attic and get it.

Speaker 1 (07:28):
It's right there, okay, or maybe read it to them
tonight one more time. Make it worth the while. See,
you know you hung onto a gaming book.

Speaker 2 (07:35):
I can't even read it.

Speaker 3 (07:36):
It's a gaming book.

Speaker 2 (07:37):
Yeah, it's like a Minecraft strategy guide. Oh wow, what
are we doing?

Speaker 3 (07:41):
They have that in the school library.

Speaker 7 (07:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (07:44):
Times they are changing, they are. I mean, it's not
the Iliad and I had to read. Yeah, well if
you heard it, here comes another text. And let's see
if I'm still getting yelled at it.

Speaker 3 (07:55):
I'll have fun in the attic when you get home.

Speaker 2 (07:57):
Okay, find it when you get home, I guess. Ah huh.
See there it is.

Speaker 1 (08:01):
Mike and Diane's second date update on ninety five point
one WayV James from Northfield is looking for a second
date update with a woman named Nicole James.

Speaker 10 (08:10):
Good morning, Hey, good morning, thanks for talking to me.

Speaker 1 (08:14):
Oh Morris, that is what we do best, really, yeah,
the only thing we do well, I would hope. So
we're like dating detectives around here, so we are really
curious about your first date, so please tell us about
Nicole and your date.

Speaker 10 (08:29):
Yeah, Nicole is just a great gal. I had a
good time talking to her, and we just really hit
it off, and like, I feel like there was a
connection and we made each other laugh and we talked
about like real things, and I think we're kind of
on the same page.

Speaker 7 (08:46):
About a lot of stuff.

Speaker 10 (08:47):
And yeah, I'm just not sure why she's not calling
me back.

Speaker 3 (08:52):
Especially when you can get some laughs on a first date.

Speaker 2 (08:54):
That's important.

Speaker 10 (08:55):
Yeah, Oh my goodness, it's like it's like light. Yeah,
it's like life giving.

Speaker 7 (09:01):
Being able to laugh.

Speaker 9 (09:04):
I know.

Speaker 4 (09:04):
I always love how me and Diana are like, yeah,
it's so hard to get a laugh on the first date.
Both of us married have no idea like, yeah, I
have been on a first date since I was twenty
years old, Like what am I talking about?

Speaker 10 (09:19):
And it sounds like you're still getting them.

Speaker 3 (09:21):
So that's great professionally in fact, right, professionally.

Speaker 10 (09:26):
Yeah, either, Hey, take it where you can get it.

Speaker 2 (09:29):
Listen, I ain't get it at home. I got to
get it here and he gets paid here, which I pore.

Speaker 1 (09:34):
Yeah, yeah, Well, I just hear from about first dates
from my sister and friends, and sometimes it can you know,
you have to give it a second try, because there's
not so much it's just awkward in the first time.
So I'm impressed that there was laughter. However, I'm not
impressed that she has not reached out at all. It
sounds like, so let's do our thing. Let's put you
on hold. James will play a song. I'm trying to

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get Nicole on the phone and get some answers for you.
And that is coming up next on ninety five point
one Way V. Ninety five point one WayV. It's Mike
and Diane's second date update. A few minutes ago, James
told us about his first date with Nicole. James said
they had a great connection. They both shared a sense
of humor, had.

Speaker 2 (10:16):
A few laughs.

Speaker 3 (10:17):
He thought everything went well, but not hearing back from Nicole.

Speaker 2 (10:21):
Wah wah. All right, let's get right to it, James,
We're calling Nicole. Let's see how this goes.

Speaker 10 (10:27):
I can't wait to see you work your magic.

Speaker 7 (10:29):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (10:34):
Hi is this Nicole Kay?

Speaker 1 (10:37):
Okay, Nicoley, It's Mike and I am Hi from ninety
five point one WayV Radio. Please don't hang up. We're
not telemarketers. We promise we're not selling anything.

Speaker 5 (10:48):
Now.

Speaker 1 (10:48):
We host we host a radio show, and we got
a call from one of our radio family members, James,
which I'm sure is sounds familiar to you.

Speaker 5 (10:58):
And oh, okay, okay.

Speaker 1 (11:03):
So James was telling us he went on a date
with you and he hasn't heard anything back, so on
his behalf, we're trying to just get some answers. And
I gotta say he was highly complimentary. He enjoyed the date,
said everything went well, and he just doesn't get it.

Speaker 2 (11:17):
So could you clear it up for us please?

Speaker 5 (11:21):
Well, okay, okay, So you want to know about my state.

Speaker 11 (11:31):
Well, it was kind of ridiculous, really, I it was
very very well, it was kind of a ridiculous situation.
I'm gonna be honest, I'm just gonna go for it.
If you invited me.

Speaker 6 (11:48):
You know, to a part, and I assumed it was
going to be like a punt, and you know, it
was gonna be a nice you know, the weather's improved.
It was kind of exciting, and well he invited me
to watch up a soccer games, hit his soccer games.

Speaker 1 (12:13):
His song Oh he was playing in the game, okay, yeah,
and the.

Speaker 6 (12:19):
So it wasn't like we were like hanging out.

Speaker 5 (12:23):
I was actually.

Speaker 6 (12:26):
Hanging out with like six or heaven, I can't I
don't even remember women who I did not know.

Speaker 5 (12:35):
And they were also very nice.

Speaker 6 (12:38):
But they could have given they couldn't have well, I
guess they they couldn't be they didn't care.

Speaker 2 (12:48):
Yeah, I know I've seen that happen, but this is crazy.

Speaker 8 (12:51):
I mean they were they were like, oh, why have
I been dragged here?

Speaker 7 (12:56):
Blah blah blah.

Speaker 1 (12:57):
And even they were sort of like.

Speaker 6 (13:00):
What's that wull of Thames thinking dragging you here?

Speaker 5 (13:04):
Like there's nothing to do.

Speaker 6 (13:06):
It's so bow And then there's like that one way
at the end who was like screaming her head off.

Speaker 2 (13:14):
It was like I was like, uh, she's okay, like yeah,
you know what's I can see this so well? Also,
what are you doing? Why why? James?

Speaker 10 (13:27):
I mean, hey, that's just that's just what Simone does.
She's very supportive all right, didn't you enjoy the refreshments?

Speaker 9 (13:37):
But she she had everybody.

Speaker 6 (13:39):
So I had a lovely day with these women.

Speaker 8 (13:43):
I had a very very.

Speaker 6 (13:44):
Short cup of coffee with James, and he's right, what
a nice time.

Speaker 5 (13:49):
But it was just weird. Why would you invite me
to spend a date with other.

Speaker 6 (13:56):
People and that's like a fourth day kind of thing?

Speaker 8 (14:01):
Is that like established that I like you? I give
I don't know.

Speaker 10 (14:05):
On our four date, we could do something just me.

Speaker 5 (14:07):
And you four.

Speaker 1 (14:10):
Let's work on the second date. Let's not jumpink.

Speaker 10 (14:12):
I was going to say, how about the second date?

Speaker 1 (14:14):
Yeah, because James, you realize that on the first day
you're supposed to get to know each other and spend
the time.

Speaker 2 (14:20):
If you're actually, you know, playing.

Speaker 9 (14:22):
Soccer, it's hard beca this is what what I'm interested in.

Speaker 7 (14:26):
It's it's just getting nice.

Speaker 10 (14:28):
We might be in a full sporting situation here, you know, going.

Speaker 5 (14:32):
To see you.

Speaker 8 (14:34):
Kick around a ball for a couple of hours. That's
what you're interested in, which you know I appreciate. But
at the same time, I was you asked me on
the date, which I assumed I was going to have
the date with you, not six women traders.

Speaker 2 (14:52):
So I did not know good point.

Speaker 1 (14:55):
Well, I apologize, Hey, is there any chance he's the
next David Beckham?

Speaker 2 (15:03):
I mean that would.

Speaker 5 (15:07):
Not with what I saw.

Speaker 2 (15:12):
First of all?

Speaker 7 (15:13):
That was rude, true.

Speaker 2 (15:18):
I mean, yeah, this this is a disaster.

Speaker 10 (15:24):
I mean, hey, maybe just me and you can come
out to the field and you can do penalty kicks
on me.

Speaker 2 (15:29):
Oh there you go.

Speaker 4 (15:31):
There's you were good at one point in your life,
or you didn't play soccer then you picked it up
later and it was your love.

Speaker 2 (15:37):
I don't know, I can't decide which one.

Speaker 10 (15:39):
I'm just trying to stay young, you know.

Speaker 8 (15:43):
Yeah, I mean there's something wrong with you know, the
whole thing.

Speaker 6 (15:49):
It's just I'm not I'm like, I'm like stuck with
his wives. Yeah, I'm on a first date. It was
very It was just ridiculous, really, and I felt kind
of bad for them because they're like, oh, we're so sorry.

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Why are like we have to be here because we're
going to talk so after, you know what I mean,
like like like, you know, not they don't have.

Speaker 8 (16:18):
To be there, but you know, they want to be supportive,
and I'm like, why am I here?

Speaker 7 (16:22):
This is so weird?

Speaker 8 (16:24):
And I didn't want to just be like, I'm out,
but I didn't.

Speaker 6 (16:30):
I mean, it wasn't nice say out.

Speaker 1 (16:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (16:31):
Oh that's that's a consolation.

Speaker 1 (16:33):
Well, it sounds like James to me wants to try
it again.

Speaker 2 (16:36):
Is that correct? James, you would want a second date?

Speaker 9 (16:38):
She said, Nicole, I think you're an amazing woman, and
I sincerely apologize for putting you in that situation, and
I would like to make it up to you by
taking you out again, just the two of us, and
or or if you or if you want to subject
me to something that be kind to.

Speaker 2 (17:02):
Nicole?

Speaker 5 (17:02):
What do you think? I think, I'm I'm good.

Speaker 6 (17:06):
I don't need to subject you anything but good.

Speaker 2 (17:09):
I understand.

Speaker 8 (17:11):
Good luck with the season, Thank you?

Speaker 10 (17:14):
I mean, hey, are our playoff in three week?

Speaker 5 (17:20):
By?

Speaker 6 (17:23):
No, I'm good.

Speaker 1 (17:25):
He's getting blocked by Mike and Diane's senseless survey on
ninety five point one w A y V. I actually
saw this on Facebook. You're stranded on an island and
you can only pick one movie and one meal.

Speaker 2 (17:39):
What are you picking? Pirates of the Caribbean.

Speaker 3 (17:43):
Oh and let me guess, because then you can guess
mine Mexican food.

Speaker 2 (17:50):
So all right, let me go through the thought process.
You love Mexican.

Speaker 4 (17:53):
I do I have questions though I'm on a tropical
desert island. Do I have a fishing pole?

Speaker 2 (18:02):
Oh, we're not getting into those details.

Speaker 3 (18:06):
Survivor winning a challenge?

Speaker 2 (18:08):
Yeah, I'm going. You know what I'm going, sushi?

Speaker 4 (18:11):
Oh why the rice will give me the protein I
need to survive survivor mode, So the fish will give
me the strength and the iron.

Speaker 2 (18:21):
I think, I don't know. I don't, I didn't if
I'm not, if I'm not right, I was just going
to pick something. You were just going to pick something
you enjoy and all the time.

Speaker 1 (18:28):
Yeah I was.

Speaker 4 (18:29):
I picked Pirates at a Caribbean because I was going
to study it to see how to escape it.

Speaker 2 (18:34):
So analytical or yeah, yeah, male versus female brains.

Speaker 1 (18:40):
Pirates of the Caribbean and sushi. Okay, I'll put you
down for that. You want to guess my food?

Speaker 2 (18:44):
Yeah, you're you're going it's.

Speaker 3 (18:46):
Not I was going to tell it's not chicken Tendyes,
Oh that's my backup.

Speaker 2 (18:50):
Chocolate. What's my other favorite? Chocolate? Pizza? Well, chocolate over pizza.
But I mean, if we're talking food.

Speaker 1 (18:57):
Yeah, it definitely would be chocolate number one event thing,
and then pizza is the closest anyway, pizza. I would
pick probably you know what, this was on the other
day and I never get bored of it. I'm gonna
pick the movie Big starring Tom Hanks. I love that
movie and it was on the other day, and I go,
I won't get bored of it, so I'll just watch

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it over and over again.

Speaker 2 (19:18):
I want to let you know that this isn't a
you're you're not going on for a beach vacation. You
show you get you off of there. You're stranded. Yeah,
no way. I gotta find a way to get off now,
maybe cast away so I can learn how to.

Speaker 3 (19:31):
Build the rat Like we're going all Tom Hanks on
the island.

Speaker 1 (19:36):
So let us know, talk back on the free iHeartRadio app,
tap that red microphone or we always love to get
your calls.

Speaker 2 (19:42):
Watch this. Every talkback from a lady is going to
be like, I want tacos and I love well. Big
is a perfect movie for that for this example, And
every guy's gonna be like, I want a fishing rod,
unlimited bait, and a boat. Watch we got we got one,
all right?

Speaker 1 (20:01):
Oh okay, Chris from May's landing stranded on the island.

Speaker 3 (20:06):
Pick your food and your movie.

Speaker 10 (20:09):
All right, Well, first of all, I would want an
endless taco buffet to be on the island.

Speaker 1 (20:15):
More tacos, Okay, more tacos.

Speaker 2 (20:18):
Okay. What's the movie?

Speaker 7 (20:21):
I'm gonna go more recent and Oppenheimer because it's long,
so it'd be good to kill those three hour chunks
in a row over and over again.

Speaker 1 (20:30):
Oh good strategy, long movie. Maybe I'll change mind to Wicked.

Speaker 2 (20:34):
Then he's gonna he's gonna die on that island.

Speaker 7 (20:37):
I'm not. I'm not.

Speaker 2 (20:40):
I'm not.

Speaker 4 (20:41):
I'm getting off of there because I'm gonna be strong
because of the fish. Yes, I'm gonna be.

Speaker 2 (20:47):
Building boats. Yeah, because of pirates of the Caribbean or
cast away I having to still haven't decided yet. I'm
getting off that island and we're gonna be stuck there.
You guys are gonna be there, although I don't know.

Speaker 1 (20:57):
On a stressful day and in real life, that island
doesn't sound so bad, doesn't Mike.

Speaker 2 (21:03):
Listen. I imagine myself an is island a lot.

Speaker 9 (21:06):
It's just.

Speaker 2 (21:08):
At some point i'd like.

Speaker 1 (21:09):
To get off, all right, Chris Well lots of tacos.

Speaker 2 (21:13):
On the island.

Speaker 7 (21:14):
Thank you, all right, thank you.

Speaker 1 (21:17):
It's Mike and Diane Shaw in ninety five point one
WayV with our senseless survey.

Speaker 2 (21:23):
You're stranded on.

Speaker 1 (21:23):
An island, one meal, one movie, Sarah from EHT, what
are you picking?

Speaker 6 (21:31):
I would pick tacos and Forrest Gump see woll Mike.

Speaker 2 (21:37):
First of all, another Tom Hanks movie.

Speaker 1 (21:39):
You got.

Speaker 3 (21:39):
It's a Tom Hanks movie. It counts.

Speaker 2 (21:41):
Yeah, I nailed it, you did. I nailed it as
closed eyes, literally as close as I said. I said,
it was well done, no no offense.

Speaker 4 (21:50):
And a female is going to call yes and they're
going to say tacos and I said big.

Speaker 2 (21:56):
But it was really a Tom Hanks. It's a Tom
Hanks movie. You're right off.

Speaker 3 (22:00):
Sarah nailed it, and I think that sounds like a
good time on the island.

Speaker 2 (22:03):
I'm in. We have like five producers back there. Okay,
find a guy and put him on next.

Speaker 7 (22:09):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (22:10):
I would love to test my theory. Yes, they gave
me a thumbs up. Okay, here we go.

Speaker 3 (22:16):
Thanks Sarah.

Speaker 2 (22:18):
It's ninety five point one w A y V.

Speaker 4 (22:20):
Good morning. It's the Mike and Diane Show. And I
did another very stupid, embarrassing thing in my driveway, in
the driveway, in the driveway, so let me tell you
what's going on. I was cleaning out the garage. Now
I wasn't actually cleaning out the garage.

Speaker 2 (22:35):
What I was doing was.

Speaker 4 (22:36):
Making lanes, okay, la garage to be able to walk
through because my good friends at California Closets they're coming over.

Speaker 2 (22:44):
They're going to do redo my garage.

Speaker 4 (22:47):
So they're coming today to kind of put together the
drawings of what they need to do. And she told
me on the phone, like, hey, right, I need to
measure everything and I know where the outlets are. Basically
I need to make a read of your garage empty.
Like well, that's a problem.

Speaker 2 (23:03):
So I started going through the garage and I started
cleaning lanes so we can get through it. And just
survived the day, if you will.

Speaker 4 (23:12):
Before we pull everything out, they do the build and
we put everything back in nice and organized. Very excited
for this, by the way, But let me tell you
something I found, because obviously I was a giant child
with ADHD and I went in there and I found
all these new toys that I haven't seen in months and.

Speaker 2 (23:30):
I started playing with them. I found a jump rope.

Speaker 4 (23:33):
I was like, you know what, I still got it.
I need to get back working out a little bit.
I went in the driveway and I was killing it
with the jump rope.

Speaker 2 (23:43):
You were, oh baby, was I I'm.

Speaker 1 (23:45):
Shocked because it's usually one of those things you think
you're going to kill it. And then I because I
tried to do jump rope, I was like, oo, no,
not happening.

Speaker 2 (23:53):
Well, I'm impressed. So I have I have the rhythm,
I have the rhyme. Get on up, it's jump rope time.
And I mean I was going. I was out. They're
like this is this is easy, that's great exercise. You're
gonna get ripped, right.

Speaker 5 (24:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (24:06):
I stopped because I got tired. About a minute and
a half later.

Speaker 4 (24:09):
Yes, And I looked down and I mean, I'm in
the driveway going if the neighbors are watching me, like
they must think I'm a boxer, Like I'm killing this
jump rope. I looked down. I don't know when it happened.
The jump rope was dry rotted and snapped. Oh no,
So I was just swinging two ropes.

Speaker 2 (24:28):
To the side of me.

Speaker 4 (24:31):
But I was not jump roping that I could handle.
I was literally just swinging the two ropes and I'm.

Speaker 2 (24:37):
Like, wait in front of you and back you.

Speaker 4 (24:39):
Yeah, well, I mean, listen, I'm not crazy enough to
say I can do the cross things, but I mean
I was.

Speaker 2 (24:45):
I was looking around like I've got it. I'm him woo.
And the walk of shame to the garbage.

Speaker 4 (24:54):
Was one to marvel, like I wish a neighbor watched
me like out there jump with these two ropes that
are broken, just swinging them to the side, realizing, hanging
my head and slow walking to the garbage to put
it in.

Speaker 1 (25:08):
Oh, what a shame, because that's that's prime viewing for neighbors.

Speaker 2 (25:13):
Something like that.

Speaker 4 (25:14):
Yeah, I mean, I listen, I haven't lived there that long,
but my neighbors know if you want entertain and sit
by the window and just look at our house like
because something stupid will happen every twenty to thirty minutes.

Speaker 1 (25:25):
Hey, when you feel bad, just think of that renovated garage.

Speaker 2 (25:29):
That is going to be sweet. I know I'm and
keep it like that well that it's going to be
sick for a week. Yeah, let's let it go a
little longer. Yeah, we'll see. We'll see. But thank you,
California Closets. You've given me another embarrassing thing to talk
about on this show. It Mike needs a new jump rope.
I don't think I do.

Speaker 7 (25:47):
I don't.

Speaker 2 (25:47):
I want to go.

Speaker 4 (25:48):
I want to die thinking I was great at it.
It's not a five point one WayV. It's Mike and
Diane show. I have a question for you, Diane, I
have a question for our audience. What was When was
when did you realize you were old? Like everybody has
that moment like, oh, I'm old, Like I don't. I
do not have it anymore. Whatever it is, I do

(26:10):
not have it.

Speaker 1 (26:12):
Probably when I told you recently I was playing Connect
for I realized I'm old.

Speaker 2 (26:17):
Okay, I don't have it anymore.

Speaker 4 (26:18):
Not for you, because I also realized recently. I realized yesterday,
I'm helping a friend out.

Speaker 2 (26:24):
He's a friend from high school. He's a cousin in law.

Speaker 4 (26:27):
I guess he's a he's a good friend of mine,
but he gets gets paid to throw baseball's.

Speaker 2 (26:34):
We'll just leave it at that. And he's working back
from an injury.

Speaker 4 (26:39):
He's headed out to a certain part of the country
very soon to do his job, so we were throwing.
The amount of effort that he was putting into throws
versus me wildly different. I cannot throw a baseball very
far anymore. I I officially my arm hurts so bad today.

(27:03):
My body is in so much pain. And I was
only going out to like seventy yards and he's in
the other end zone one step, hitting me in the chest.

Speaker 2 (27:14):
And he does this for a living. Well, he's he's
he's he's not just I. Yeah, yeah, that.

Speaker 1 (27:22):
Makes a difference. And you always feel it the next
day when you're doing something. Yeah, you don't feel it.
And luckily no residual injuries from Connect four. But you
were more strenuous than I was.

Speaker 2 (27:32):
I can't move my arm now.

Speaker 4 (27:34):
Now I feel like it's important to say there was
a point in my life I was paid a very
small amount of money to do this.

Speaker 2 (27:40):
I can't do that anymore.

Speaker 4 (27:42):
It's it's just it's just bigger than just the I'm
old and it hurts like it was my first Like
I don't have it anymore, Like I don't have it,
Like I can't do this anymore.

Speaker 2 (27:54):
Yeah, you are you. I was embarrassed bouncing the ball
to him, bouncing it sometimes twice. Hey, it's like use
it or lose it. That's what happened.

Speaker 6 (28:04):
I know.

Speaker 1 (28:04):
I think my husband realized it recently when he didn't
get on the ladder to put the Christmas lves.

Speaker 2 (28:10):
Yeah, that was his moment. Do you know what The
other one was that hit me when kids?

Speaker 4 (28:16):
When I heard a kid at the bus stop say
an entire sentence and I didn't understand one, not one,
something about a toilet in Ohio and yeah it's Skibbey's
and I had nothing. Jeez, yeah that I wouldn't you
need the translate app.

Speaker 2 (28:37):
As the kids say, I'm washed? What's yours? Four eight
four w A YV? You're Oh my god, I am old.

Speaker 1 (28:47):
Moment Mike was feeling old Mike and Diane show in
ninety five point one WayV little strenuous activity throwing the baseballs.
He's hurting and and he says that he can't do
it like he used to.

Speaker 2 (29:02):
Yeah, No, I can't do it like I used to.

Speaker 1 (29:04):
So we realize, Hey, I'm getting old. Se When was
that moment that you realized that? Cody from EHT, what
was your moment?

Speaker 7 (29:11):
Hey?

Speaker 10 (29:11):
My moment was when my wife made me stop drinking
water past the hour of like let's say, seven pm,
because I was up in the middle of the night
peeing like five times.

Speaker 2 (29:26):
That is when you know, this is the opposite of
most marriages. Most marriages. Life's like you didn't drink more water,
not when.

Speaker 1 (29:33):
She's to be woken up at three o'clock and five
o'clock in the morning.

Speaker 2 (29:37):
So she treats you like a puppy exactly.

Speaker 10 (29:40):
Yeah, but I might actually be in the kennel if
I don't.

Speaker 2 (29:44):
Obey pick up the water bowl. You don't need them in.

Speaker 9 (29:46):
Pan all the night.

Speaker 1 (29:49):
Yeah, really, and do you go by You're strict with
that rule?

Speaker 2 (29:53):
Now?

Speaker 7 (29:54):
Oh, either that or I sleep in the guest room.

Speaker 2 (29:57):
All right, either one. Either one works. Okay, what is happening?

Speaker 7 (30:02):
Because I like to stay hydrated be happy?

Speaker 4 (30:05):
No, yeah, like that, what is happening. Wasn't like I
don't understand what's happening. I completely understanding.

Speaker 3 (30:10):
He's not ready for depends yet.

Speaker 7 (30:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (30:12):
Yeah, we'll give that a little time, all right.

Speaker 7 (30:14):
Oh, I mean I'll get up. I just don't want
to wake her up.

Speaker 2 (30:17):
But it's you know, listen, buddys, we get it. I
get it. I totally get it.

Speaker 1 (30:23):
All right, well, Cody, go get some water right now,
get your water intake nice and early, and because we're
cutting you off soon.

Speaker 7 (30:32):
Okay, thank you.

Speaker 3 (30:33):
It's the Mic and Diane Show on ninety five point
one w A y V.

Speaker 2 (30:38):
And it's time for I've got a few good ones
for you.

Speaker 1 (30:42):
On junk food Update, Oreo is bringing back a favorite
starting this week. Look for the Golden Birthday Cake Oreo
making a comeback for a limited time.

Speaker 3 (30:52):
They always do that to us the limited time.

Speaker 2 (30:55):
Don't just fine sprinkle.

Speaker 1 (30:58):
Filled cream between two golden cookies. The kids would like
that though, because it has the sprinkles in the cream.

Speaker 2 (31:04):
Yeah, just stick with the chocolate cookie.

Speaker 1 (31:07):
And there is also a limited edition Post Malone Oreo
collab and I haven't seen that. I have no idea
which that one is anyway, good for you post Malone.
Now we have another one, Mike, are you ready to
hit it? Okay, Cheto's flaming hot deal. Pickle Flavor is
finally happening.

Speaker 4 (31:25):
I didn't know what you were about to say, because
you you hit that, you hit Dill And the first thing.

Speaker 2 (31:32):
I puckered a little bit when you said it.

Speaker 1 (31:34):
Oh no, that's this is what's happening because bags have
already stopped started popping up its stores. It's the most
requested flavor, so hey, the fans wanted it, Cheeto said, okay,
we're giving it to you. Combines the spicy crunch of
flaming hot Cheetos with a zesty pickle kick.

Speaker 3 (31:50):
This would not be for me, Mike, because I do
not like pickles.

Speaker 2 (31:53):
No, I don't. I don't think. I think. I just
like pickles. Okay, I don't like pickle flavor. I don't know.
Oh you don't. Do you like fried pickles?

Speaker 7 (32:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (32:01):
Okay, I like pickles, Okay, I don't like the flavor
of pickles on like chips on.

Speaker 2 (32:07):
Cheetos, flame and hot. Weird.

Speaker 1 (32:09):
That is also only for limited time, so stock up
while you can. And you know, Taco Bell is a
regular on Junk Food Update. Taco Bell bringing the heat
with the new Caliente Cantina Chicken menu, including the chicken
nacho fries. What is it called the Caliente can Cantina
Chicken Menu? I thought you said, Kelly, I may have Caliente.

Speaker 2 (32:36):
I only have five years of Spanish.

Speaker 1 (32:38):
Uh just excuse me. Just launch nationwide for a limited
time and also for limited time at Taco Bell.

Speaker 2 (32:43):
I am getting this.

Speaker 1 (32:45):
I haven't been to Taco Bell in a while, I
must admit I'm going because they teamed up with a
dessert company, Milk Bar, for the new Birthday Cake churros,
crispy on the outside, filled with sweet Birthday cake frosting
and topped with festive pink confetti sprinkles.

Speaker 3 (32:59):
Does that my name written all over it?

Speaker 7 (33:01):
What?

Speaker 2 (33:02):
It sounds excellent? Thank you?

Speaker 1 (33:04):
You get that Kelly Chicken, and I'll get the Birthday
cake chres perfect.

Speaker 3 (33:09):
For eight limited time with single and double chuo options.

Speaker 2 (33:13):
So there you have it.

Speaker 3 (33:15):
New things happening in your I'm about to blow your mind,
possibly at least mine was.

Speaker 1 (33:23):
Okay, Mike and Diane Show in ninety five point one
way V remember the ABC Friday night lineup tg if Yes,
it started in the late eighties, went into the nineties.

Speaker 2 (33:34):
I looked forward to that.

Speaker 4 (33:36):
Yeah, that was that was let's uh, that was getting
the kids on the couch and watching Disney Plus. Yeah, like,
oh my god, I wish there was a way to
do something like that again because that was truly can't
miss family.

Speaker 3 (33:51):
Time definitely, and we looked forward to we all sat there.

Speaker 2 (33:53):
And watched the shows. Yeah, oh my god, the lineup,
the lineup, It was full house, full house. But there
was what's the one hanging with mister Cooper was on? No,
what was the house with like fifteen kids in it?

Speaker 1 (34:05):
Oh? Oh was it with Suzanne Summers and Robert Duff?

Speaker 2 (34:09):
You think it?

Speaker 7 (34:10):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (34:10):
What was step by step?

Speaker 2 (34:11):
By step? Step by step?

Speaker 4 (34:13):
And then uh, family Matters and then and then there
was one more World made a couple appearances on there,
but they got.

Speaker 2 (34:22):
I mean I think, yeah, I'm going to look it up.
You keep talking.

Speaker 1 (34:25):
Okay, yeah, well I missed it too. Well, I have
some news for you.

Speaker 2 (34:30):
The F and TG I F.

Speaker 1 (34:33):
Did not and I repeat, did not stand for Friday.
I just assumed TG if we say it all the time,
Thank god it's Friday. Well, here's a guy named Jim.

Speaker 2 (34:43):
That's all we need to know. It's Jim. I was
right by the way boy Meets World. It went, uh,
hanging with mister Cooper.

Speaker 4 (34:50):
No, wait, family Matters, Boyman's World, step by step, hanging
with mister Cooper.

Speaker 1 (34:55):
Oh fun, Yeah that was Oh that was such a
good times, good times. Well, this guy Jim worked for
ABC and he was involved with the planning of TGIF.
So here's what Jim had to say about TGIF.

Speaker 2 (35:09):
Time was ticking.

Speaker 7 (35:10):
Bob, I believe, came up with, thank goodness, it's funny
to avoid any conflict any restaurants.

Speaker 1 (35:17):
Well, Bob, Bob's Bob Iger, who's the president of Disney.
So really it means thank goodness, it's funny, not thank
thank goodness.

Speaker 2 (35:25):
It's Friday. So just wanted to let you know that,
all right, you know what that's going to be.

Speaker 4 (35:31):
That's something that people are going to keep in their
back pocket and bring it up at the most inopportune
time to tell people like cocktail party.

Speaker 2 (35:37):
Yeah, yeah, exactly, Yeah.

Speaker 4 (35:38):
I think so you know what I just heard, that's
what that and you know what, you know why, I
know exactly what that's going to be because that's me.

Speaker 2 (35:46):
That's exactly what I'm.

Speaker 1 (35:47):
Going to do that you go to when the conversation
gets slow breaks something like, yeah, did you know that?

Speaker 2 (35:52):
Thank goodness? It's funny. But I just wanted to mention
real quick.

Speaker 1 (35:55):
I went to a taping of Full House I would
say early nineties, and it was an episode where the
Olsen twins were featured a lot because sometimes it depended
on which kid was having a problem or whatever. But
the whole thing was about the Olsen twins and dogs.
They were at a park or something. Yeah, so let
me tell you something. That half hour episode of Full
House thirteen hours to tape. You figure twenty minutes of

(36:18):
content with commercials? Yeah, thirteen hours, but guess what. I
wouldn't trade it for anything. It was so cool to
see the sets and how they reacted to each other.

Speaker 2 (36:27):
And we do what what do we do? Four hours
of content in four hours? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (36:32):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, four hours not and that's called professionals
thirteen hours.

Speaker 4 (36:37):
But perfession if we were we had to do thirteen
hours of content, it would take us thirteen hours on
the dot.

Speaker 2 (36:44):
So thank goodness. It's funny.

Speaker 9 (36:46):
Mike.

Speaker 2 (36:46):
Good luck at your next cocktail party.

Speaker 4 (36:48):
Oh, it's gonna be great. And bob Iger and the
bob Iger is the great the punchline.

Speaker 2 (36:53):
This is great.

Speaker 3 (36:54):
Mike and Diane's second date update.

Speaker 1 (36:56):
A ninety five point one WayV Nick from Ventnor is
looking for a second date update with a woman named
Lucy Nick.

Speaker 2 (37:04):
How are you today?

Speaker 7 (37:05):
I'm good, Thank you, I appreciate your help.

Speaker 2 (37:07):
Oh awesome, No, problem. We live for this stuff. We
want to know what's going on. Did you see her
the better? Nick?

Speaker 3 (37:14):
No, Please tell us about Lucy and your first date.

Speaker 2 (37:17):
We'll start there.

Speaker 7 (37:19):
Well, I just boy, Lucy she is she's all that
in a bag of chips. But uh, you know, I'm
really excited that. Yeah, I'm really excited that we're doing this.
I wouldn't compare it to a bag of chips, but anyway,
so I just don't understand, you know. I mean, we
went to dinner, We had a great time, great conversation. Uh,

(37:42):
we talked about everything. We I mean out a couple
hours at dinner, drinks. Even at the end when I
say goodbye to her, there was a little kiss.

Speaker 1 (37:51):
That's the day.

Speaker 7 (37:52):
We'll follow up. And now I haven't heard from her.
She doesn't text me, she hasn't called me nothing.

Speaker 1 (37:58):
And you didn't say, just a clarify, you didn't say
it in person to her that she was all that
in a bag of chips, telling us okay, good, all right.

Speaker 2 (38:07):
So we got that out of the way.

Speaker 1 (38:10):
But there was a kiss at the end. That confuses
me because we don't normally hear that. If if the
other person doesn't think things are going well, So I
wonder she.

Speaker 3 (38:19):
Made it to the end of the date.

Speaker 2 (38:22):
I think I just don't get Yeah, I don't blame you.
I think we need to do something about this.

Speaker 1 (38:27):
So what will do Nick is but you on hold,
We'll play a song, We'll try to get Lucy on
the phone at least get some answers. And that is
coming up next on ninety five point one w a
y V ninety five point one Way V. It's Mike
and Diane's second date update. A few minutes ago, Nick
told us about his first date with Lucy. Sounded pretty good,
a great conversation.

Speaker 2 (38:48):
There was a little kiss at the end.

Speaker 5 (38:50):
Of the date.

Speaker 3 (38:50):
But Nick, you haven't heard anything from Lucy after the date.

Speaker 2 (38:54):
Nothing, nothing, You're all right, let's get to it. I
got to figure this one out.

Speaker 12 (39:08):
Hello.

Speaker 2 (39:09):
Hi, is this Lucy.

Speaker 1 (39:11):
This is Good Mornings Mike and Diane from ninety five
point one WayV Radio.

Speaker 2 (39:16):
We host a morning show. How are you, Lucy?

Speaker 12 (39:21):
I'm good.

Speaker 1 (39:21):
How are you good? Good?

Speaker 2 (39:22):
Good good Lucy? Lucy.

Speaker 3 (39:25):
Oh, there's Mike right there.

Speaker 2 (39:26):
You didn't do the thing, so I had to do
it myself. Oh yeah, that's I'm sorry. I didn't introduce him.

Speaker 3 (39:30):
Please don't hang up, because we have a few questions.

Speaker 2 (39:33):
If you have a couple of minutes.

Speaker 1 (39:34):
Nick called us the guy you went on a date with, allegedly,
that's what he says. Okay, we just wanted to set
some things straight, and we're calling on Nick's behalf because
he hasn't heard back from you.

Speaker 2 (39:48):
After the date. His experience was a great one.

Speaker 1 (39:52):
I gotta say, he stunned us when he called you
all that and a bag of chips, all that, all
that he confirmed he didn't say it to you in person,
but it was a compliment. It was and he even
looks at the end of the night. So what happened, Lucy?
Why did you not get back to him?

Speaker 2 (40:07):
Please?

Speaker 5 (40:08):
Oh?

Speaker 12 (40:11):
Well, I mean, listen, the date was was great. We actually,
you know, it was nice dinner and it's very cordial
and yeah, I feel like we were hitting it off.
But I have to tell you so yeah, well, so
what happened earlier? Before I was on my way there,
I was driving in traffic and this eighty it caught

(40:33):
me off. He was driving like total whatever, you know,
and he like zoomed past me and gave me like
a middle finger, like I've never had before. It was
so intimidating, sort of scared and yeah, no, no, no,
it was fruit. I was really shaken up. It to
just me a little bit, so whatever. I had like
another fifteen minute drive to get to the restaurant. Finally,

(40:54):
you know, I met Nick and we had a really
good dinner and everything. But here's the kickers. So after dinner,
out of the restaurant, give me a little kiss. It
was you know, I mean it was he was really sweet,
but he walked away to the car. That was the
person who cut me off earlier. No, and I I

(41:15):
just I don't know, there's something in me that just said, wow,
that's a red flag. I'm not going to like have
somebody do this to me and be an underlying jerk
when m no, I don't know, it just didn't rub
me the right way, and I I just sort of
kind of let it fall by the wayside.

Speaker 1 (41:32):
I'm so disappointed because, you know, I was hopeful because
the date was so good, but when you said you
were walking out, I just I kind of felt it
was going to happen.

Speaker 2 (41:42):
And I just I'm devastated because I feel, oh, oh yes.

Speaker 1 (41:47):
Yeah, Nick has been listening in because this kind of
hits me personally. I'm always telling my husband that you
can tell a lot about a person by the way
they drive.

Speaker 2 (41:56):
But go ahead, Nick, please.

Speaker 7 (41:59):
Lucy, how are you hey, I'm good, I'm good. Did
you happen to notice the jacked up truck right beside
the car?

Speaker 5 (42:12):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (42:13):
Okay, the truck is mine. And I actually looked at
the car itself too, because he had cut me off
and gave me the finger. Did you see that? What's happening? No,
I have I have a Toyota con jacked up. Yeah,

(42:34):
so I could see where you're confused. And I realized
that the car beside me was exactly the same one
that had done exactly the same thing to me. Oh wow,
Oh but that's okay, that's okay. I like to say
we tried it again. I'll even take you for a
ride in my pickup truck.

Speaker 2 (42:57):
Well, I mean.

Speaker 7 (42:59):
Truck.

Speaker 12 (43:00):
Well, I guess, Nick, I'm sorry if.

Speaker 2 (43:02):
We're being Diane, I committed to that. I'm calling this
boloney right as he was saying that, So, like, I
think he sucks for me.

Speaker 1 (43:12):
I guess unless he's gonna run out and buy a
truck in the next few days.

Speaker 7 (43:16):
Ah, well, I mean, Lucy's worth it, but no, I can't.
I already have the truck in the payments and couldn't
afford to get rid of it. They probably wouldn't give
me what I owe anyway.

Speaker 2 (43:26):
Yeah, so I don't know why I'm so full of
hate this morning. But Lucy, oh Lucy, Oh yeah, I
forgot her name was Lucy? Okay? I thought he was
calling his truck Lucy, and I was like, all right,
I think back out.

Speaker 7 (43:38):
On this date.

Speaker 1 (43:38):
I don't care what he does or calls the truck.
At least it wasn't that car with the jerk. So,
you know what, I'm so relieved.

Speaker 2 (43:45):
I'm gonna be honest.

Speaker 4 (43:46):
I've been wrong so many times so far, and like aggressively,
not morally wrong, just wrong.

Speaker 2 (43:52):
I'm gonna lay out you guys finished this.

Speaker 1 (43:54):
Yeah, so Nick already said I don't even have to
do my job, which is nice. Nick already said he
wants a second date, going to pick up Lucy in
the truck.

Speaker 3 (44:01):
The date would be on us.

Speaker 1 (44:02):
Hopefully that other guy won't show up on the roads
that night. So Nick, I know, is a yes?

Speaker 2 (44:07):
Lucy? Would you like a second date?

Speaker 7 (44:10):
Oh?

Speaker 12 (44:10):
Well, I I yes, I think I would. I I
sort of feel like I need to apologize at a
second date. But yeah, yeah I will, thank you.

Speaker 1 (44:20):
Oh good.

Speaker 7 (44:21):
The stuff happens, you know, all the time. So the
car is probably driven by Matt. You know, we understand.
I like you.

Speaker 1 (44:28):
I like you two together, See, Mike, we're bringing people together.

Speaker 12 (44:31):
Look at that, Mike, Look at that morning.

Speaker 6 (44:35):
Okay, I was with you.

Speaker 2 (44:38):
I was just going to roll with it. I thought
you said that. You know what, he doesn't remember me.
You should say no, all right, well why.

Speaker 7 (44:48):
Do you want me to give you a ride in
my truck to you buddy and make you feel better.

Speaker 5 (44:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (44:53):
It's one of those that I look at a truck
and I think, how the hell am I going to
get into that truck?

Speaker 2 (44:59):
You the use those use the hamstrings in the glutes,
drive drive to get up there.

Speaker 3 (45:03):
Okay, well, best of luck on your second date.

Speaker 2 (45:07):
Guys.

Speaker 7 (45:09):
Thank guys. I appreciate you hooking us up.

Speaker 1 (45:12):
H