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The six things you should never sendin a text message where Mike and Diane
on ninety five point one WayV.This is according to a psychologist. Oh
boy, I say, it's justcommon sense, but we should go over
the list just in case, becauseyou know, we might slip up.
So you should never complain over textbecause with that hearing your voice, someone
does not know how big or smallof a deal something is to you.

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My sister does this a lot,and then I kind of in my head
blow things up. Yeah, andsometimes it is actually accurate when I've low
it up, and then other timesit's just the tone. You don't know
the tone or how big a problem. So we all know that avoid typing
out insults as you might regret whatyou say in the future, and it's
written there forever. I totally agree. It's completely different if someone can access

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that and look at it. Arewe talking real insults or like group chat
guys, guys group chat? Ohno, real insults? Oh yeah,
real insults. I don't think I'veinsulted somebody in a long time. Oh,
that's good. Apologize text. Yeah, apologizing over text is not cool.

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Instead of issuing an apology over text, and it coming across as being
insincere. This psychologist says it's betterto do it in person, and in
the interim you can text I oweyou an apology. Can we talk tonight?
Are dropping a bombshell should be donein person. Bombshells, even positive
ones like I think I'm in lovewith you, are better dropped in person.

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Yeah, that's something I think youshould say in person. Voice You're
concern in person, not over text. If you're concerned about someone's troubling behavior,
give them a chance to explain withoutrelying on their texting skills. Yeah,
that kind of gives them a headsup to Yeah, if they're in
front of you, they can't answer. I mean, yeah, they have
to. They have to answer toit, exactly. And you should never
send secrets over text. Always considerthe risk that your text message might end

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up in front of the wrong person. Absolutely well, we all learned that
the hard way. Yeah, that'sthe thing about growing up with the out
text messaging and then like the earlystages of texts, you don't you didn't
like all of these were learned behaviors. Boy did every single person in the
world learn that in like two thousandand six, So there you go.

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Hopefully we helped you out a littlebit. Again, it's just common sense.
But it doesn't hurt to just rememberthese things. I thought I thought
we were going to go into likewhat not to send in like pictures?
Uh no, that's for tomorrow.Great Mike and Diane on ninety five point
one WayV things You should not text? Hi, who's this? Hey,

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what's going on? I'd prefer tostay anonymous. Oh, no problem.
So what should you not text?You should never text your girlfriend when your
wife is home. It never goeswell. I can tell you that firsthand.
Never text the girlfriend when the wifeis home. Okay, I'm penciling
this one together. Come on,really, I hope that's a good joke.

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It doesn't go well, it doesn'tgo well. Yeah, I'm sorry.
I hope that was a joke,because if so, that was funny.
It doesn't sound like a joke.I think he's serious, and he
was anonymous. If it was ajoke, he would have given it us
his name. Well, jerk ofthe day, Mike. Video games are
still taking over the world. Adultsare in there getting their butts kicked by

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kids, and I gotta be honest, I'm offended. It's ninety five point
one w A y V. It'sMike and Diana and this is a phone
tap and I'm calling one of theparents and I'm upset that their kid is
very mean to me online. Herewe go. Hello, Hey, how
you doing? Am I speaking toXander's mom? Yes? Who is this?
Hey? Yeah? You're doing?This is Reggie. I'm calling you.

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Well, I kind of have asituation with your son. Oh did
something happen at school? Do youhave a child at has no school?
No? Baby, this is somuch more. This is after school.
I'm going to tell you all aboutit. Uh, this is more relegated
to like after school hours. Youknow, your son, he's pretty proficient
at that that Fortnite game, youknow, Yeah, he's uh he plays

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that a lot. Yeah, okay, well see he plays the game with
a lot with me. And Ijust want to let you know that I
don't appreciate some of the things yourson has been saying to me online.
Wait, he's playing with you andnot your kids. No, don't don't
need your judgment, but yes,he is playing with me. And I
played Fortnits in like the afternoons.It's like one of my favorite pastimes,

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and I got an issue. Ijust want to let you know. You
got to say something to your sonabout it. But because he's beating you,
it's not just that he rubs itin. And he's made fun of
my divorce. He's made fun ofthe fact that I'm living with my mom
and your son he's a nice boy. What did he say to you?

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He said, like, why areyou living with your mama? And I
said, well, why you livingwith your mama? And he said,
because I'm twelve, he's twelve.Well, I know he's twelve. He
he told me that multiple times.But I mean, I'm living with my
mama too, and I don't wantto hear that. You think I want
to be here at my mama's house. No, no, no, no,

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you think I want to be sleepingon a pull out couch. I
listen. I'm sorry for you said, got a little mean streak to him,
Miss little Xander. You got tocheck him. You have to check
him before he gets real bad.So what have you been what have you
been saying to him? I mean, all I said to him is you
got to watch your mouth. Boy, you gotta watch your mouth. You
got a real smart mouth. Onyou. You know what I'm saying.
You know, your mommy and daddyneeds to lay it down on you a

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little bit, a little leather onthe butt, you know, a little
whooping because you need to get whoopingin this gate, you know, something
like that. But it's inappropriate.It's inappropriate to tell him that you want
to beat him or you want hisparents to be And that's inappropriation to be
doing that, because that's the problem. I got a few more whippings in

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me that I want to, youknow, get up, you know,
because your son is being what heis. I'm trying to help him here,
and I was trying to do itin a way that I knew,
and I was hoping that you could, you know, whoop him up.
You know what you teach you alittle boy, a little compassionate. Okay,
that's your job as a parent.You got to teach that boy some
compassion. But you don't tell mewhat my job is. Okay. I

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think what you need to do isyou need to stop playing games. Little
I think you need to know yourhusband. He sets you up on the
radio. This is a phone tap, Hi, It's Mike and Diane ninety
five point one WayV. What yourhusband Dave called us to set you up.
Thank god, that is so likehim. I was so like,
you're a good mom. I'm sureyou stuck up frohim. You stuck out

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for little Xander even though he's hedeserves. I was about to suggest that
we need a restraining order or somethingwith you, like you're just a crazy
person calling me. Oh, that'sjust your husband. He's calling crazy people
to call you, and that's theway it works. Yeah, he's in
trouble tonight. Oh kinky. Mikeand Diane on ninety five point one WayV

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with exciting news a new world recordcould be set. Two women are attempting
a five hundred mile journey in toycars. Mike, where is this happening?
It's happening in Florida, It sureis. I don't even have to
guess anymore. But I'm all right. I need more like like the ones

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I get my kids to drive around, or yes, okay, yeah,
the ones that the motorized cars,Yeah, like the little jeeps, or
they have so many cute ones.Now, boy, I would have liked
the battery that can take it fivehundred miles, because yeah, how many
breaks are they going to take.I know the probably the amount of times
that I've had to carry that stupidcar back over my shoulder because it's so
and it's so heavy. Oh that'sheavy. I had to carry it back

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as it died in my three yearold landing. Wouldn't drive it anymore.
Oh boy, now he's eight.Now he just rides the bike. But
that's easier, yes, charging selfpowered Cassie Aaron and her friend Lauren are
documenting their adventures on social media aftersetting off from Jacksonville and a pair of
toy cars. They're going to bedriving five hundred miles down the state's coast

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and they're aiming to make that fivehundred mile drive to the southernmost point in
Key West in a time of abouttwo months. Shockingly, Guinness World Records
does not list a record holder forthe longest distance travel by toy car,
shocking, but Guinness approved their applicationto inaugurate the category, and the record
attempt is raising money for animal charity. So we want to wish them luck

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in their toy cars. I gotto say, there's sure, why not
always like a new world record.There's a little girl that drives around in
her jeep in our neighborhood. AndI got to say she is a better
driver than most adults, a betterdriver than I am. The way she
cuts that driveway and she backs up. Oh my goodness, this girl is
good. That's honestly, I'm beingdead serious. That's what I do.

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My son had the gene to beable to drive, and that's when I
got him in the race cars.Oh yeah, it's because I was watching
him do k turns on the sidewalkwith his little lightning Lightning Queen car and
I'm like, my dude's got it. Like he's weaving in between cones.
I would set up like road coursesin the street round Cones, and he's
like doing it perfectly. I'm like, okay, we got to get you

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in a race car, Lewis Hamilton, here we go, come on,
you can tell yeah. So goodluck to Landon with this race car,
and good luck to these two Floridaladies in their toy cars. God,
I hate that state. Mike andDiane's second date update on ninety five point
one WayV Amanda from Summer's Point islooking for a second date update with a

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guy named Stewart. Hi Amanda Hihow'm I going going? Okay, we're
just curious about your date, soplease tell us about Stewart and your first
date. Yeah, so it actuallywent really well, Like the conversation flowed
a well, we hit it offand everything. Like I'm super confused as

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to why he hasn't reached out becauseI thought it went super well. Yeah.
Well, obviously you're calling us,so we don't usually get to like,
well, I don't know how itwent type of calls. Here,
we're like one side loved it,on the other side the other side it's
fifty fifty exactly. We've heard allkinds of reasons. Ye, well,
I say we get right to it. We need to get to the bottom

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of it. So what we'll do, Amanda, is put you on hold,
We'll play a song, and wewill get Stewart on the phone.
Next ninety five point one Way V. Ninety five point one Way V with
Mike and Diane's second date update.A few minutes ago, Amanda told us
she went on a first date withStuart, had a great time, conversation
was good, but she hasn't heardanything back. So here we go,

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Amanda, We're going to give Stewarta call. And at least try to
get you some answers. Great,thank you, you're welcome. Hello is
this Stuart Sigg Stewart say hi tomy little friend Mike. No, that
didn't sound good. It's what whatthat's so creepy? Don't hang up,

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hang it up the phone, please, no, please, don't, please
don't hang up. It's Mike andDiane from the radio time to somebody.
I ended up with a baby.This is ninety five point one w A
y V. I figured I mixit up a little bit now, Stuart,
we are crazy radio people calling,but we do have a specific reason

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and important reason. If you havea couple of minutes, at least we
made you laugh. That's good.Ah yeah, sure, Oh well,
good morning, good morning. Wegot a call from one of our radio
family members by the name of Amanda. He likes me. I'll so.
Amanda was telling us that she wenton a date with you and she had

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a great time. Thought the datewent well, didn't see any red flags.
Doesn't know why you're not getting backto her, so on her behalf.
We're just trying to find out why. Please. Oh okay, well
it's pretty simple. Yeah, wehad a good time. We hit it
off at first, certainly seemed likeit, you know, conversation came naturally,

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all of that, But at acertain point I just kept noticing she
was playing with her phone ol onNonStop to the point where I got there
was almost zero eye contact. AndI don't know, call me old fashioned
whatever, I just find that veryoff putting. And so, yeah,
I mean as easy as that thephone was more important than our conversation.

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You know that that would drive menuts too, because you're there to get
to know each other. And I'vebeen at restaurants with my husband and we
look around and we can kind oftell sometimes when people in a first aid
and when they're both buried in theirphone. It's just it's not a good
thing. But we have to letyou know that Amanda has been listening in.
Hopefully she's not on while she's onthe phone talking to us, but

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hopefully she's not doing anything else.Amanda, are you there. Yeah,
I'm sorry about that. Like,I didn't even realize I was on it
that much. I just I washonestly looking at Zillow listings and stuff.
I don't know how weird that is, but zillow surfing, like we like

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to do. But on a firstdate, Okay, So I I had
such a good time that it kindof made me realize that I definitely don't
want to go back to my exor anything like that. So and we
still live together because at least andeverything. So it kind of made me
realize, like I definitely need tofind somewhere else to live and like move

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forward and stuff because I had sucha good time with you every time.
Wow, I mean okay, Imean that's that's very that's very flattering and
all that. But I I mean, we've only met once. I don't
think we're you want to leave.Are you saying you want to move in
with me? No? No,I just it just made me realize I

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needed to move on, Like,oh, okay, all right for myself,
I had a really great time withyou, and I like, I
really want to like a next state, like move forward with you, but
I definitely need to move out ofwhere I'm currently at since my AX is
still there. I gotcha. Yeah, that that would definitely be awkward,
especially if you kept dating and Stuartgoes pick you up or something. But

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Stuart, it is a compliment.You are zillow worthy. We should start
coin that term zillow worthy, likethe old sponge worthy. Wait a minute,
we're jumping a few steps that Iwell, actually I don't know if
we're talking zilloworthy. Sponge worthy mightbe right there. I mean, yes,

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this is all certainly flattering and verysurprising, but you know, I
just feel like, you know,work that out, work work out whatever
you got to work out on yourside, and then yeah, give me
a call. You know. Ohwow, we jumped ahead. Oh we
did jump ahead, because I wasjust going to say that that it would
probably, uh Amanda, be betterto do things like that after the date.

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Just get to know each other andhave your full attention and you can
then you can zillow surf away whenyou get home. But I understand where
she is. She's just got soexcited. She's like, you know what,
I got to do this right now. Like I understand that feeling of
like the gotta do it now,like the inspiration almost like she felt inspired
to do it at that moment.That is true, she was inspired.
Well, I'm inspired to ask thequestion. If it sounds like I already

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got an answer from Stuart Stewart,you want a second date? It would
be on us. If Amanda saidyes, I mean that's what I'm trying
to say, Like, yes,but I feel like there's a lot going
on in her world right now,and maybe it's better just to wait a
minute or two and figure out what'sgoing on with the X and then take
it from there. Oh, Isee what you're saying. Let her figure

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out where to move and not livingwith the X less complicated, then maybe
you can revisit this. Is thatwhat you're saying. Yeah, when there's
maybe time to like, you know, focus, I gotcha. Well,
Amanda, what do you think aboutthat? Do you want to wait a
little bit and then you guys cankeep in touch? I mean, yeah,

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I get it, it makes sense. I just I just wanted him
to know, like, I reallyhad a good time on the date,
and I would like to move forward, you know, and I guess things
settle down right all right? WellI think this is promising, So maybe
not right this moment, but Amanda, get back on as soon as we
hang up, in fact, doit right now, Get right back on
Zillow, get this going, andthen I think you and Stewart are going

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to be great. Yeah, that'dbe great. I would love to go
on another day with him. Okay, awesome and keep us posting. Good
luck guys, thank you. Oneof my favorite parts of doing phone taps
is actually being in the IT department, and in your company, you probably
have to do this where you haveto change your password every once in a
while. Well, the call wegot was, hey, can you prank

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my coworker because I know his password? He told me, and it's wildly
inappropriate. So now I'm i tand I'm gonna ruin his day. Here
we go, hell hi, yeah, hey, yeah, this is up
the IT department. I don't thinkwe've ever met in person. How are
you doing? Good? Good?Good? What can I do for you?

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So we sent out an email askingeverybody to update their password. We
do it every few months, andyou did that, thank you, but
we we want to update it againand choose a different password. Was there
anything wrong with my password? Yeah, honestly, it was just a little
inappropriate. I mean, what doyou mean inappropriate? That's a password that
it chose is my account. Howdo you even know my password? Either

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way, it's supposed to be somethingprivate. Yeah, So that's true as
so as far as most employees ofthe company. We don't know their passwords,
but we do have a system thatflaggs certain words. So when yours
came in, this stupid password oneeight two, uh, it was flagged,
and you know it came across myqueue. And now I'm you know

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now where this is coming from.I'm allowed to choose any password that I
want, and I chose that password, and that is my password, and
you have no right to come inhere and tell me that my password is
inappropriate. I mean, you saidstupid password. Umm, that's pretty aggressive
and unprofessional professional. This is unprofessional. You're calling me to tell me that

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something that I chose to identify myselfto remember password at work is inappropriate.
The language that I use that's supposedto be something private. I'm just saying,
it's like an energy thing. Man. I'm like, every day you're
typing out an angry, aggressive thing, and it's just automatically how you're starting
your day off negatively. And we'retrying to just flip the script that password

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because I remember that password. Somepeople get offended by my password, which
no one should have access to,no one but me. I mean that's
true, except there is one person. When you updated your password. You
told him your coworker. He calledus and told us to give you a
phone tap heights Mike from Mike andDiane ninety five point one w A one.
Yeah, no, I'm not kiddingat all. I guess you told

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him your updated password and he thoughtthat'd be a fun way to get you.
See. Yeah, we didn't wantto say where you work so that
no one knows you know who we'retalking to. But you're good. Yeah,
definitely, Well you got You mightwant to change that password though.
Oh yeah, I have to comeup with something good. All right,

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Joseph. If you have a wayto get him back, feel free to
give a call and we'll return tofavor at a later date. Thank you.
I am watching a TV series backwardswhere Mike and Diane on ninety five
point one w A y V.Let me explain for our spring binge watch,
I'm binging old seasons of Vanderpump Rulesbecause I joined the party late in
season eleven after scandabal. Yeah youmay have heard of it, uh huh.

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So it's kind of cool because it'slike a movie that starts where you
know what's going to happen, startswith a bang. And then you get
to see what leads up to it. So I'm actually enjoying it, and
this is the first time I've everdone this. I'm watching the old seasons
to see how it leads up towhat we all know happened. So that
is my spring binge watch. Mike, what are you watching? Can I

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just follow up on that for asecond? When you said going backwards,
do you mean like you're going seasonten, nine, eight, seven,
six or yes, I'm on seasonten right now. After that, I'm
going to go back nine, eight, seven, et cetera, because my
sister told me that I should seethem when they're younger and they actually worked
at the bar before they became socialmedia stars and influencers. Yeah, so

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yeah, I'm on season ten rightnow to see the lead up to the
big event, and then I'm stillwatching the current season. I gotcha,
all right, and then I'll startto see how they really became who they
are. So it's interesting. I'venever done that. You know. It's
funny, is Van or Pump Rules. It might play a big role in

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the show that I am continuing towatch. Oh, which one, Traders,
I've told you about this guys onehundred times. I've now finished season
two. Nice, skip season one. You don't need it, Okay,
go to season two and watch it. If you don't, just trust trust
me. You know what, youknow what. It is easiest way to

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explain it. Do you remember thegame Mafia where you all sit in the
circle, close your eyes. There'stwo people that are chosen to like,
we want to it's gonna sound bad. We want to knock out that person,
and that person gets knocked out.Then there's an open discussion on who
they think the people who the Mafiamembers are, and the goal is to
get as many people out as possibleand get the Mafia members out and you

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win. Nice. That's Traders.I've heard so many great things about it,
and like you said, it tiesin because all my favorite reality stars
are on it. And that's whatthey're talking about because now the show is
so big. It just finished andthey're already talking about season three, all
right, and who's going to beon it, and they're like, they
got to get the vander Pump rules. Guys. They have to because obviously
one of them is really good andreally bad at lying. I know they

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had Jackson there, who used tobe on vander Pump Rules. So,
but don't tell me anything. I'mtrying to remember. Hold on, I
gotta look her face off. Igotta look he's a mustache. Now,
well, let us know what areyou binging? It's the Spring Binge Watch.
Maybe you just finish one up.Maybe you're currently binging. Give us
a call, or you can letus know on the free iHeartRadio app.

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Just tap that red microphone when you'relistening to WayV and recorded comment. Did
you figure out Jacks yet? JaX? Yeah? I love Jackson?
Okay, I love her as anartist. I didn't even realize she was
on Vanner Pump Rules. That makesit. Oh no, no, it's
a guy. That's Jack's, theVictoria's secret singer. Yeah, that's what

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I'm thinking. No, it's Jack'sfrom vander Pump Rules. I'll figure it
out. Okay. Anyway, somebodycheck back in in twenty minutes with me
and if I'm still looking at this, good, somebody saved me. Get
me out of here. What doyou binge in? Let us know?
I Google right now Mike and Diane'sSpring Binge Watch update on ninety five point
one way V Amy from Northfield.What have you been binging. I just

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finished binging the two seasons of TheGuilded Age on HBO. Oh is that
about it? The ladies of NewYork? Yeah, yeah, like the
high society rich like I thought,yeah, like the ladies of New York.
Oh, no, the proper ladies. I'm sorry, I yeah,
I mean it's sounding that he wasready to watch it right now. That

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does so good. And there areso many good actors in there. I
know Cynthia Nixon's in there. Whoelse is? Yeah? Oh, I'm
planking on her name right now.Yeah, I am too, of course
that the costumes, Yeah, thecostumes are like amazing though, like I'm
a us with it, And justlike I don't know a mix between gangs,

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this is what I picture gangs inNew York mixed with Bridgerton. No
kind of, but I don't knowwhat to talk about it, be honest.
I have seen you have a goodguess, I have seen the previews.
I wouldn't say Gangs of New York. I would say Bridgerton could be
Yeah, it kind of been moreclose to the style or the like.

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Yeah, but I love that it'sset in New York. So I'm gonna
have to try that. Thank you, Amy, Yeah. Thanks. You
never know what you're gonna find whenyou renovate a house where Mike and Diane
on ninety five point one WayV Mike, you'll appreciate this because you're renovating your
house. Yeah. Well, acouple renovating their home uncovered a surprise in
the process. Laura and Jason boughtthe home a year ago. They've been

(24:53):
slowly getting renovations done because you knowthat timetable, Mike, it's never works
out. Fake. Yeah, itis fake. So when it was time
to redo the fireplace, they discoveredeighty year old letters stuck behind it.
I would be so mad because unlessthat was a treasure map letters, I've

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always dreamed of opening the walls toan old like drug house and finding millions
of dollars. And then like Iopened the wall and I'm like, I
found something hidden and it's just likelove letters. I'm like, oh,
I just found the breaking bad house. I'd be so pumped, and then
you just like what you know,great, you love each other eighty years

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ago. Well, I don't evenknow if they were love letters. They
said they were in great shape.Addressed to Miss Rhoda Taylor and they dated
between nineteen thirty four and nineteen thirtyseven. They haven't been able to track
down the family of miss Taylor,but they're going to keep trying. And
that's what I was wondering. Arethey hidden love letters? They have to
be. If you were hiding thoseletters, they have to be. I

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mean it happened in Bridgerton. Yeah, I mean, I I need Yeah,
I I want you to know thatmy brain is broken. Like I
have a lot of great jokes I'dlike to make right now, but I'm
just gonna go with Yeah, theywere love letters. They have to be
love letters absolently. I mean,why else would would they be hidden.
There's a few other reasons, Diane, And I'm not gonna bring them up
on the air. I'll tell youoff the air again. It could be

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gold, it could be cash.But no, they found love letter.
Yep. So can't wait to hearwhat they Oh, maybe they're steamy.
All right, that's good. We'redone steamy for nineteen thirty eight. I'm
taking off my one layer thirty sevenclothes. You should see this course that
I've got. I'm gonna show someankle today. It's Friday with Mike and

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Diane on ninety five point one WayV. Did you hear that little sigh of
relief when I said it's Friday,yay And the word for the weekend,
Mike is shoppy Because that's bad forme. Then oh, it's good for
me, Oh, great for you, great for the girls. Because it's
Girls Weekend in downtown Ocean City.We talk about this every year because it

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is one of my favorite weekends ofthe year. And I'm going to be
back at Girls Weekend tomorrow from noonto two. It kicks off tonight,
it goes through Sunday, and theyhave so many shopping specials, and they
have spa packages, and they havethe fashion show kickoff tonight. There's just
so much going on on Girls Weekend. So kicking off today, going through
Sunday, I will hopefully see youthere with the WayV crew. I'm at

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ninth in Asbury at MARKSW for MarkSway for Park, and we are gonna
have DJ for a day and we'rejust gonna be talking, shopping and hanging
out and having a great time.So hope to see you at Girls' Weekend
in downtown Ocean City. You canget more info at Ocean City Vacation dot
com. Man, I gotta behonest. I love myself a petty criminal.

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Not petty isn't like the law,but like petty isn't like what you
stole. So there's only one placefor me to tell this story. I've
just been handed an urgent and horrifyingnews story, and I need all of
you to stop what you're doing andlisten. No, we're talking about a
breakup. No, this is funny. Oh. You know how you try

(28:22):
and get your stuff back after youknow, you break up with somebody,
maybe a long term you live withthem. You have to at some point
you have to do the awkward,like go back and get your stuff.
Sure, or they may just totake a garbage bag and put it on
the front lawn, but you gotto get it back, right. So
this couple apparently had an ugly breakup. She left the house and led him
into the house to go get hisstuff type of thing. Well, he

(28:45):
took something that he shouldn't have andyou're in your head going what did he
take? Was it jewelry? Wasit the dog? What did he take?
No? No, he took thetoilet. The toilet, there's a
one bath from house and he tookthe toilet and only one bathroom. Come
on, that is so petty.It is so funny. That is so

(29:07):
funny. It is kind of funny. That is so funny. Why why
did he explain? No, okay, he just took the toilet just for
inconvenience. He was a license plumber. As I scanned through a little more
here, he was a license plumber. He knew exactly what to do,
left no choice. But she thisis this is weird because she said,

(29:30):
now when I have to go tothe bathroom, I have to go down
the street the Taco Bell, whichis you know, hand in hand.
Yeah, but if you don't makeit all the way to Taco Bell,
if you know what I mean,I mean, oh geez, that that's
yeah. Come on. Yeah.She also, this guy is literally the

(29:51):
most petty person on earth because they'rein where are they? Ohio? And
he said he she said, he'sthe cheapest I've ever met. He refuses
the tip servers at restaurants because that'snot how they do it in Japan.
Oh, come on, he's notJapanese. Well, no, wonder why,
no, wonder why there was abreakup. She followed up by saying

(30:12):
he's never been to Japan. Yeah, he's just a jerk, and he's
trying to justify being, you know, an a bleep to people when he
goes out, And you know what, I would just consider that, who
cares about to buy yourself a newtoilet because you are so lucky to be
rid of that guy. Oh mygod, he's a jerk. He took

(30:33):
the toilet, he refuses the tipbecause the place twenty two hours on a
plane away doesn't. He's a jerk. Got Ohio's the worst place on earth.
I'd be happy he can have mytoilet. I'd be happy to get
rid of him. I gotta behonest. Ohio's on my Mount Rushmore with
Florida. The other two are notthere yet. I don't know where they
are, but Ohio's there too.It's not a five point one WayV.

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The Mike A Diane Show, andit is a phone tap time. Now.
One of the most stressful parts insomebody's life is making the call to
find out if they got the scholarshipright. What if the person on the
other end of the line was souninterested that they just didn't really care to
give you that information straight up.Could be the real phone call, or

(31:18):
it could be me on the otherline. Here we go phone tap time.
Hey is this Jake? Yeah,this is hey Jake. This is
Brett over at the Mission's Office ofUniversity. I wanted to call you about
your scholarship. Yeah, man,Yeah, So I saw your number on
file and I thought i'd give youa call. Going through some stuff.

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So how's your how's your day going? I'm good, I guess. I
mean, so you were you preparedto call me because I'm waiting on this
scholarship. Yeah? So, uh, I know I've come prepared. Man,
Just makeing a little small talk beforewe get down to thee. So,
hey, Bud, are you eatingsomething? Yeah, I'm having a
salad. You had the dressing onthis thing. It's uh, wife,

(32:06):
put me on the diet. Youknow, why does anything chick tell me
if I got through with the scholarship. I mean, you're gonna call somebody
while you got a mouthful. You'vebeen a little rude here, man,
a little hostile. All I wantto do? Do you want to go
and get the scholarship? I mean, I'm not a hostile You're calling somebody.
You called me. Listen, man, I decide I can put that

(32:30):
big old ex right through your scholarship. Make sure it doesn't go through,
so you better be a little bitnicer to me. Oh my god,
I mean, are you for real? Dude? I just want to tell
you about the salad? Wait?Wait, why don't you swallow what you
got in your mouth and then tellme whether I have a scholarship to go
to university? How about you don'ttalk down to me, mister. You're

(32:52):
not into afficient herope. I gotall the power in the world. Oh
my god, you don't. It'ssome kind of outreach program like that.
I mean, how did you getthis job? Well, I don't appreciate
your attitude. That's it. Noscholarship, you're not hold on, do
you call me? You're not goinghere. He's full of Spanish salad to

(33:15):
tell me I didn't get a scholarship. That seems like a form letter to
me. I'll tell you one thing. Your friend Austin, he want to
let you know you're actually on ninetyfive point one WIV right now. It's
actually a phone tip. Oh god, that's fat, fat piece of h
I'm gonna mess him up, dude. Just tell him he's gonna pay for

(33:37):
it, all right, Well,uh, give us a call, I
guess, and we can phone tapmy activating salad even after the prank.
Yeah, I got yeah, I'mgonna Francis style. I got really in
the character, and now I havea salad. Here, have a great
recre door, right, man,go to hell.