December 10, 2025 • 34 mins
Marc James was live at Dave Chappelle's live comedy show! MJ had a blast which leads to a discussion about some of the best comics. Notre Dame did the unthinkable and people are still talking about it.. MJ plays audio from Shannon Sharpe as he weighs in on Notre Dame, plus Ed Orgeron weighs in on NIL.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I saw it coming met him last year at a
UFC event in Tampa, literally one year ago, and he
couldn't have been nicer. He's from Tampa. Good for pee
A Lonzo and his beautiful wife, and good for the
Baltimore Orioles. I hate the Red Sox and I hate
the Yankees, so I want to see the Orioles. I
won't say the Blue Jays, but I want to see
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anybody but the Red Sox, Yankees, and Blue Jays do
well in that division, especially the Red Sox and Yankees,
you know, especially that. But yeah, it's interesting. So went
to Dave Chappelle last night. You know what all I
got to say is this. You know you're the goat
when on a Tuesday night, a rainy, cold Tuesday night
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in December, all of Seattle comes out and there's not
an empty seat in the house. That's when you know
you're the goat. Dave Chappelle, he was nothing short of
spectacular as you would imagine. He was amazing Seattle. Seattle
came out, showed out. I think they taped it for Netflix,
(01:08):
so I think that's you know, eighteen three hundred people
last night. It was even more because they're on a
smaller stage, so they were able to put more people
around them. And I would love to be able to
tell some of the jokes that mister Chappelle told last night.
And he had a great opening act too. There was
a few of them, but one in particular. Watch out
(01:28):
for this guy, and I want to get his name right.
I know his last name, but I want to get
his his okay here, hold on, hold on, hold on,
I gotta find this guy's name. I don't want to
get it, you know, wrong, because but Chappelle was amazing.
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And if you were there last night, you know what
I was talking about. Marshall Brandon. Marshall Brandon, watch out
for Marshall Brandon. There was a local comic here from
Seattle was pretty good too, a short, little, you know,
white guy forgot Aaron Reid. I don't know the dude's name,
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but he was pretty good. He was I really god,
I don't know he was okay, but Marshall Brandon, watch
out for this guy. I don't know the guy who's
the local comedian here in Seattle. I forgot, but you know,
because I was only And then there's a couple others
that were eh, you know, one guy's up there screaming
the whole time, and this and that and the other.
(02:34):
But Chappelle was just he was amazing. Yeah. I don't
know the local guys. Somebody on the text line will
help me out. I forgot his name. I don't know.
But it was a fun time last night, good time
had by all. I got home at eleven thirty. Saw.
I'm like, no, no, no TV. When you get home,
right to bed, wash, rinse, repeat. Not many guys believe me.
(03:00):
I have a labor of love. I get to work
with Christopher Kid every day, so that has its own benefits.
In addition to being a labor of love, I get
to work with someone I love every day. And so
I no, I just said that, Yes I do. I
do love Christopher Kid. So, Kid, I you know what.
I love working with you. You're a great human being. You're
a wonderful man, you know, and your wife's a very
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lucky woman. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
I have to say no, thanks, MJ.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
I appreciate that. Man. Well, I mean every I mean
every bit of it his deep Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Well it's it's just seen Ninja yell at me and
all that back.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
So that that means a lot Man. Thank you, Hey kid, all,
I could tell you, I hope you never talk to
any of my former producers, because, believe you me, you
will look at me. I've changed, I've matured, and I've
evolved a lot since coming to Seattle, well even before Seattle.
But like where, you know what, one of the things
(04:00):
I realize in doing this every day as serious as
you and I take it, and I take it. You
know what if, by chance, by accident or wrong clip plays,
guess what, we're not curing cancer here, We're not. It's okay.
Ish happens, and sometimes when errors happen, you can turn
(04:21):
it into when a lifehands you lemons, you make lemonade.
I mess up, you mess up. Everybody who'd done this.
Softie's been doing this for thirty one years. He'll tell
you more than anybody. I mean, you don't become a
living legend like Dave Softy Maler and without messing up
over the course of thirty one years. I've been doing
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it twenty one years. We do this. This is what
we do. We all mess up. I mess up. I mean,
I you know it is intentionally sometimes but more than
likely unintentionally. So, but last night was good. You need
to laugh. And here's the thing, kid that I love
the most. I felt like I walked into it machine
last night. And I'll tell you why. Because Dave Chappelle
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and Marshall Brandon and a lot of his opening acts,
they can say things that nobody can say anymore. They
can say things, they can say words that nobody says anymore.
And it was funny just to say, wow, wow, you
mean he's not gonna get canceled. No, Melvin Brandon, I'm sorry,
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not Marshall me. No no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
no no Melvin, no Marshall. I was right, Marshall Brandon.
These guys can say the things that we can laugh
at and they're not going to get in trouble. And
it's just a wonderful thing to see. And you don't
see that much anymore.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
You know.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Now you're kind of like, where uh oh is that
you can't cancel Chappelle. They tried it. They tried it.
You know, somebody tried to cancel Chappelle multiple times. You
can't cancel him. He can't do it. He also reminded
something of I forgot this happened six or seven years ago.
(06:01):
Some guy went up on stage and attacked him at
the at the Hollywood Bowl in LA And guess who
saved him? Well, who literally went after the guy who
attacked Dave Chappelle. P Diddy. I didn't. I don't remember
that part. I remember him getting attacked at the Hollywood Bowl.
I don't remember P did he coming in for the save,
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So you know, there's that and he was just so
oh my god, it was so funny. He was so funny.
I remember seeing for the first time ever twenty years
ago in Fort Lauderdale. This is right after he went
He left the Dave Chappelle Show on Comedy Central just
in the middle of the night, and he went to
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like another country and people thought he had lost his
marbles and he was gone crazy and everybody thought, uh oh, oh,
Chappelle's gone a little bat bleep crazy. And his material
is just it's just indurating. The one thing I will
say constructive criticism, but he applies it to his act.
He drops a lot of famous names as his friends,
(07:06):
Chris Rock, Kanye will Smith and you know, but he
was great last night. He was talking about how he
loves to live in Ohio. He owns most of the town.
It's mostly poor white people that have to like that.
They have to go to him, and he said some
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guy came to his door and he had to call
the police. He goes and he said, I can't do
it like him, but he goes, you know, so I
got my porch nine to eleven. It was the first
keys I saw. The windows were down. It's convertible, and
I went zero to sixty in my driveway. He goes, no,
I know a lot of you are thinking about your
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driveway right now, but I'm talking about my driveway. You
don't have enough time or room to go zero sixty
and your driveway, but we're talking about my drife. And
it was that was great. Oh, he was awesome. I
think he's the goat.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
I do.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
And I remember Eddie Murphy. I saw the old films
of Richard Pryor and so many you know, Chris rock obviously,
how can you say? I mean, I think Kim and
Chris Rocker they are as great as it gets. Those
are the goats right then and there. You can't go
wrong with either one of them. Those those guys are great.
And he actually talked about kid how he called Chris
(08:32):
rock to try to patch up the uh the will Smith. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
I had some great jokes after that.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
I saw him like a few months maybe I don't
remember exactly, but I saw him right after it happened,
and boy did he not hold back.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
And it was great. It was great. Me and the
wife are cracking. Oh who didn't hold back? Chris Rock. Oh,
I hope he doesn't hold back.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
Yeah, that but that was a long time ago. He's
now he's doing his thing. But after he got slapped
and he did his tour, Oh boy, we were live
for that one and that was gold.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
Oh man. Yeah, by the way, can I just tell
you this and and this is what he said at
the end last night, and I'm again I we didn't
have our cell phones. He went into a bag and
you had to wait till the end and until they
you know, they they kind of you know, they put
him in one of those things that if you were
going to a department store and you wanted to shoplift
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tom Ford or Burberry, that you had to get the
tag off and they had to wait till you But
they did it in a good way. They did in
a good way and it was quick, so that was
good and it was, it was, it was a great night.
But he said, he goes, you know what, and I'm
paraphrasing here, he said. So I called Chris Rock and
I said, hey, I want to, you know, think about this.
(09:49):
We could you could get a Nobel Nobel Peace Prize.
We could do something that has never been done, and
you know, we could, you know, make peace. He goes,
you know what, I love Will Smith, but f Will Smith.
That's what Chris, That's what he said. Chris Rock said
to him, and he hung up the phone. And I
don't blame Chris Rock for being that way. I don't
(10:10):
blame him at all at all. So you know, I mean, listen, man.
Dave Portnoy brought up a really great point when that
whole thing went down about Will Smith, and he said,
he said, this, look at what Will Smith did at
the Oscars with the entire world watching. Imagine what he
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would have done with nobody around. That's crazy. Now he
did do it in front of everybody. The thing. Not
only did I lose all respect, not that I had
my I don't like Will Smith. I never have. I
thought he was always thought he was a good actor,
but I thought he was overrated. I thought thought it
was okay. I liked him as Ali, I liked him
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in certain things, but I always thought he was overrated.
But when you did that, you're gonna do it. And
here was the worst part about that. How about all
the fake Hollywood people. They went over and consoled Will Smith,
Bradley Cooper and so many people went over to console
Will Smith after he was the one who decked and
completely sucker punched Chris Rock that and that's the fake
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Hollywood that And then, you know, for all intents and purposes,
aside from a sequel that was forced of Bad Boys,
Will Smith has been kind of uh, he's been kind
of canceled. I mean, let's just be real here. You
don't see him. He's you know, he's trying to do
music again, and that's failed miserably. It hasn't gone well
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for him at all. It hasn't gone well, and nor
should it. You can't do that to someone. You should
be arrested. You should you should be arrested. You both
you both are too young too. No. I remember when
he has the original show I'm older than kid. I
remember that. I remember, I remember the Dave Chappelle show
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on Comedy Central. I remember Dave Chappelle on bad TV.
I remember it. Oh, Adam Ray, that's right, Adam Ray,
the local comedian. He was pretty good. He was pretty good.
Someone say, don't agree with you on Chappelle, you both
too are young. When he had his written no, which
was he said his original show was not funny. No,
(12:23):
I thought it was funny. Was Chappelle clowning our woke
ca Ast city of Seattle? Hahaha? Not really, not really
from a from that standpoint, he was just kind of,
you know, saying, you know, certain things about you know,
homeless people that he encountered. I mean, but he wasn't
really getting into politics. He destroyed the President of the
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United States at the beginning of the show, though he
did not have any He did not pull punches on
that guy. I will tell you that much right now,
and which which you knew he would. But there was uh,
I just can't say the things that Dave Chappelle said.
But he's like, you know what, you know what's gonna
happen pretty soon, man, this is gonna be a civil
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war and you're gonna have Magot Country over here, and
you're gonna have something else bleep land over there and
he and he's like, I'm gonna go with bleep Land
and you know, people started, you know crap. I mean,
he was awesome. I mean, it's just listen, there's not
many people I would spend all day at the office,
four and a half hours after my show just and
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then get back home at eleven thirty at night just
to see and for when the goat comes to town,
you gotta do it. And he was fantastic. So if everybody,
for everybody who got to see him, we were pretty
lucky to get to see him last night. And I
and remember that name, Marshall Brandon, because this guy's gonna
be a stud. He's he's got it, you know, a
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couple of some of the other ones. It's like, you know,
my thing is this, if you're on the come up,
can you say jokes to get without And by the way,
you know me, I'm no prude, you know me, I'm
now devout Christian. That oh I can't believe he used
that language like you know, a stuff to you know,
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you know, like uh, like the Chad's and Karen's out
there right, I don't care about that. But when you're
on the come up, as a comedian and you're opening
up for the goat, Dave Chappelle, can you say a
joke without every word out of your mouth, every other
word out of your mouth being an F bomb, Because
then all of a sudden it'll leave. It just kind
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of mitigates the joke at the end. When every I
saw Andrew Dice clay way after his prime, saw him
in Coconut Grove in Miami, not far from the University
of Miami. And I saw him in like right around
the time I saw Chappelle. I saw Dice in five six,
and I literally almost gone up and left. I should
have every other word out of his mouth was an
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F bomb. It was like, Dice, I mean, the only
thing that progress worse than your routine and your set
is your hairline. And I like, you know, Dice was
great for a little bit, you know. You know, it
was like the old line Kid. They used to have
this show on VH one and they would talk about
each year and they'd have comedians. It was so funny.
(15:18):
I forgot the name of it. They go something about
the nineties and they would do every individual year and
he goes, you know, nineteen ninety five was a big
year for Hoodie and the Blowfish he goes. Actually it
was their only year, and same thing with Andrew dice
Clay pretty much. Nineteen ninety was a big year for
Andrew dice Clay. He sold out in Madison Square Garden
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back to back nights, you know, and then and then
he did Sarah Live and he got banned from that,
and then his career just kind of went, you know,
and that was it. He was he was a flash
in the pan. But Chappelle is just and he's getting
up there, he's smoking, and he's doing and his thing,
and I mean, he's just he's the best man. And
(16:03):
I think here's another guy I think was really funny.
But I think Chappelle was much better than was Eddie Murphy.
I liked Eddie Murphy. I did Eddie Murphy is one
of the goats, but I think Chappelle's better. I think
Chris Rock is better. But Eddie was great. Don't get
me wrong, Eddie was great. I think Eddie was a
better actor than a comedian. And the thing I admired
the most about Chappelle's Pelle don't care about acting, you
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really don't. He wants to just do a stand up
act collect millions and millions of dollars, and you know
it was fun. It was fun, all right. A lot
of things to get to, including is there gonna be
you ever heard of senior abuse in nursing homes and
assisted living homes? Is that what's gonna happen on Sunday
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here in Seattle when the Seahawks possibly phase forty four
year old Philip Rivers? Is that what's gonna happen? Are
you kidding me? This dude could actually get on the
field on Sunday, a forty four year old man who's
a grandfather, he's got ten kids. Oh, this is not
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gonna end well, oh boy, you know what the Seattle
Oh by the way, kid, I got a great nickname
for the Seattle Seahawks defense. I came up with it
the other night and it hit me and it's the
current it's the current number one watch show on Netflix
by fifty cent about p Diddy. I call the Seattle
Seahawks the Reckoning. That's awesome. You gotta admit, that's better
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than the dark Side. Hey, DeMarcus Lawrence, if I see
you on Sunday after the game, the Reckoning, the Reckoning
is better than the dark Side. I'm telling you it
is there because that's what they do. They wreck everything,
they recav it the Reckoning. That's my nickname for the
Seattle Seahawks defense. So if other you know, people who
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are in the media are gonna claim that they allegedly
came up with the name Lee Jenna Boom, I came
up with the Reckoning. I'm calling the Seahawks defense the Reckoning,
and I think it's better than the dark Side. That's
just me, but you know what, I'm sticking with that.
Mike Benton will join us coming up at eleven thirty,
(18:17):
Mike Dugar at eleven and Lincoln Kennedy, former Husky, former
NFL Great. We'll talk to him about his alma mater
and what he thinks of this team. We will talk
to him at noon. Oh tomorrow at noon. Okay, So
we got Charles Davis and Lincoln Kennedy tomorrow at noon.
(18:38):
Oh okay, all right, all right. I don't hate that.
I misunderstood. See we met there, we did. We did
an error, little miscommunication. It's all good. If this was
two thousand and nine, two thousand and fifteen, I would
have bet Oh God, I hope you never ever come
in contact with any of my former producers. I really do,
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because I was I'm not I don't recognize that guy anymore.
I am not him anymore, Kid, I am not him,
because if that happened to me when I was in Charlotte, Atlanta, Boston,
I would have I'm like, I'm not him anymore. Kid.
Charles is eleven, Charles and Lincoln Kennedy Morrow, Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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So that's a good day. That's a really good We
got a great day today though. Mike Dugar, Mike Benton
coming up next hour. But boy, Philip Rivers, you're gonna
jump in the ocean and there's a bunch of great
white sharks that look like Jaws, and the names on
the back of their jerseys are Williams Reid, Murphy, Emon
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Worri Woolen with her spoon. Good luck, man. I'll pray
for you because you're gonna need it. Coming up next, Boy,
I didn't anticipate this week would be. It's kind of
this brand getting sullied and getting absolutely destroyed by national
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media across the board, and they owe it and they
are not pulling any punches. We'll get to that next
right here, MJ The Midday, Christopher Kidd join a conference.
Speaker 4 (20:19):
I don't understand why Notre Dame thinks, oh, irrespective of
what every other school in the entire country is doing,
we don't need to join a conference at all, and
then they expect to be treated better than everybody else.
Notre Dame is a six that thinks she is a ten.
(20:41):
That is the best way to sum up Notre Dame athletics.
Right now, you haven't won a national title since nineteen
eighty eight. Most of your fan base doesn't actually care
that much about college football. If you suddenly said we're
not playing college football anymore, college football ratings wouldn't change
very much. Everybody would say, Okay, we'll keep watching all
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the other games. If Notre Dame wants me to take
them seriously, sack up and join the Big ten, sack
up and join the ACC. Sack up and join the SEC,
play a conference schedule of real, live, good, constant competition,
and then potentially have to play a conference championship game.
(21:25):
I respect the history of Notre Dame football, but Rudy
was off sides, and right now you're a six who
thinks she's a ten. There's always a team that is
upset that they did not make the college football Playoff.
Most of them deal with it, even if they're angry
and decide that they are going to try and come
back next year and make the playoff.
Speaker 1 (21:49):
M Jay in the Midday. That was Klay Travis from
OutKick and there's nothing he says there. I disagree. I
will tell you something, Clay, I came up with this term.
My friends love it. I came up with it. I
think all the fellas out there will love it as well.
And you know what, ladies, you can use this towards
guys as well. So it's or whatever that somebody that whoever,
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it doesn't matter. And you know, however, it can be used.
So do you ever have? And guys, you know what
I'm talking about. If you are dating a girl or
you're talking to a girl and I've used I've come
up with this term, I should copyright trademarket. I don't
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do the six, Clay, I do the five. She's a
five and she thinks she's a ten. I call those
nickel dimers. Nickel dimers fives who think they're tens, who
act like they're tens. What guys want. Guys want the
tens who act like they're the dimes, who act like
they're nickels. That's what we want. We don't want the other.
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There's a lot of nickel dimers out there, a lot
of It's like Bill Rafter, we go a little nickel
dimer talking about a foul on college basketball. A little
nickel dimer there, that's what. Yeah, Yeah, Notre Dame's a
nickel dimer. There are five and they think they're at ten.
So that's it. So guys, you can use that. Give
your boy MJ. Give me credit on that. I came
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up with that a long time ago, and I've said
that to girls about other girls, and they love it.
They love it, and they know exactly. I went out
with one here back in April, and you know, it's like,
walk down Ocean Driver Collins Avenue on South Beach in
Miami on your best day, year three. Take the makeup off,
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you're two and a half. Just a fact. It's just
a fact. That's Notre Dame football. And this week they
have gotten absolutely eviscerated by everyone in the media. Michael
will Bond, Clay Try, I mean, I can't even Danny Canal.
Everybody is killing that program, and I'm here for all
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of it, inject it into my veins. Somebody asked me
how the text line, I said, you should do the kid.
What do you think about this? That you should do
the entire show in the boor said voice, Oh, you
know it succulent ham, maple, honey, ham just melts in
your mouth. You should do the entire show. I don't
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know if I could do that, but I am here.
I am here to see Notre Shame just get absolutely embarrassed.
I love every bit of it. I love it. I
wake up every day and there's more and more and more,
and taking your ball and going home, or taking your
balls and going home. Not a good look, Notre Shame.
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Not a good look. And by the way, you even
have a power for commissioner not of the acc Well,
we already came out and said what he said, Jim Phillips,
here's Brett, your mark, Brett, your mark from the Big twelve.
Speaker 5 (25:07):
I will say this, and I'm a little lot spoken
about it. I don't like how Notre Dame's reacted to it.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
So okay, I.
Speaker 5 (25:15):
Think Pete's his behavior has been egregious. It's been egregious
going after Jim Phillips. When they saved Notre Dame during COVID,
we all knew and it was very transparent.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
Hunter was very transparent about it.
Speaker 5 (25:28):
The chair yep that as Notre Dame in Miami got
closer together head to head would be a factor.
Speaker 1 (25:35):
Okay, b Yu lost.
Speaker 5 (25:37):
They came closer together head to head and made a
difference in that decision. So I think he is totally
out of bounds in his approach, and he was in
the room I tell him the same thing.
Speaker 1 (25:48):
Oh, I love that. Now, that's a major power broker
in college sports. Brett your mark, commissioner of the Big Twelve, who,
by the way, doesn't ever doesn't have a horse in
the race. He's not with Miami not He just and
that's how you look, Notre Dame. You are showing your
ass right now, and you're looking like a bunch of
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ass faces. You really are. Yeah, Like there's a good
term I haven't heard before, ass faces. That's Notre Dame
right now. And I just love that everybody's seeing it.
I've been seeing this since I fell in love with
college football, seeing this for a long time. Remember, Notre
Dame was the one who came up with that term
Catholics convicts. Remember that, Remember that you don't think there
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was some racial connotations. You were talking about the University
of Miami saying that, you know, oh, calling us convicts
and saying with thugs and all that. You don't think
there was some racial Oh, I know there was, Notre Dame.
But you sit there on your ivory tower, sanctimonious soapbox,
there in that hellhole armpit of America that we could
(26:53):
use as an enema known as South Bend, Indiana, and
you think you're all high and mighty and holier than now,
but you're not the rating, the TV rate. Listen, Notre
Dame doesn't move the needle anymore. You know who moves
the needle, the SEC Miami, Ohio State, that's who moves
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the needle. You don't move the needle anymore. You're the
prom queen who shows up to the well. They haven't
won a national championship in thirty eight years to the
forty year reunion, and people are like oough, And yet
you still think that you're as pretty as you were
in nineteen eighty eight. That's Notre Shame, that's you, and
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it's I love every bit of it. I love it.
I'll tell you what if you talk about all the
things that I hate in sports more than anything, Lakers, Cowboys, Texas,
Ohio State, you put Yankees, Red Sox, put Notre Dame
at the top of my list of most hated. I
hate them, and I'm just glad that all of you
can see what I've seen for so long, so long. Catholics, convicts,
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Well guess what the convicts won again? As the Lake
Great Scott Hall would say after the survey, one more
for the good guys. Hey, by the way, hey kid,
do you know how Notre Dame eats their cereal.
Speaker 2 (28:24):
With no ball?
Speaker 1 (28:29):
I might not be Dave Chappelle, but you gotta admit
that was funny. Hey kid, what times a Notre Dame
game on next weekend so they're not playing anymore? That's
how they eat their cereal? No ball.
Speaker 6 (28:49):
Ingdoll Field's coming up next, Mike Dugar coming up at
eleven and Mike Benton at eleven thirty.
Speaker 1 (29:06):
Think what.
Speaker 3 (29:11):
Think what?
Speaker 2 (29:16):
Think what?
Speaker 1 (29:20):
Think what?
Speaker 3 (29:22):
Or take your small crying ass on man, your ass
in the division, get your ass in a conference that
would not be in a conference.
Speaker 1 (29:28):
All these other teams were in the conference.
Speaker 3 (29:30):
Now I'm trying to figure out what, Joe, You're not
in the conference and football, but you're in the conference
in basketball.
Speaker 1 (29:34):
So nobody care if you don't go to your bow
and that's all. Do the players have any say so
on that? I guess not.
Speaker 2 (29:39):
I'm sure the players want to play in the ball game.
Speaker 3 (29:41):
You want to impress me, Take your ass to the SCC,
take your ass to the Big Ten, and then we
can have a conversation because now you lost head to head,
So how you put them in and leave Miami out
with Miami went to your place and beat your ass.
You want to get all the money if we go
to the bowl game. We don't want to share it
with a conference. And by the way, we want the
NB feed money to al No. Stay as then college
(30:02):
football playoff? Do it every year. Lead ass home if
they ain't undefeated, stay your ass home.
Speaker 1 (30:10):
Tell us all you really feel. Shannon Sharp, Shannon Sharp,
Ocho Cinco, Chad Johnson, and uh, the one thing he
did say that was wrong. Miami didn't go to Notre
Dame and beat their ass, but they beat their ass
in Miami, so that that that's the only thing. Okay,
that's the only thing he got wrong. I'm telling you, man,
Notre Dame. They're not catching strays. They're catching direct bullets
(30:30):
right now, direct bullets from everyone, everywhere, everywhere. Busting with
the boys with Will Compton also had something to say,
we all know that SEC was an IL before and
I set this up. I didn't set this up good enough, kid,
So Edwarsaron, the former head coach at LSU interim coach
(30:53):
at USC. He's been in college football for a long time.
And let's just say that coach oseron he was at
I L before n I L was legal. So he's
on busting with the boys, Will Compton and Taylor Lewin
and and this is absolutely hilarious. We all know that
s I L before an I L. He went to
(31:17):
work way past it. Now just admit it.
Speaker 7 (31:20):
Hey going, let's say a coach, you know you've been
not a coaching foot while, and though, how do you
just at n I L. So well, it's minor adjustment.
What do you mean I said, back then, we used
to walk through the back door to cash. Now we
just got to walk through the door.
Speaker 1 (31:44):
Yep, yeah, yeah, yeah, you uh Reggie Bush, Johnny Manziel, Yeah,
they were at I L before n I L was legal,
you know, and now it's it's it's going crazy right now,
absolutely going nuts all over the place. Hey, don't forget
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have to go in the back door anymore. We go
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in the front door on the nil. We just come in,
you know. Yeah. That's that's about Yeah, that's it's legal now, man,
it's legal. I mean, could you hear right now?
Speaker 7 (32:56):
Like it.
Speaker 1 (32:58):
If an athlete got more, like, we don't even know
what they're getting. We allegedly Carson Beck got four million dollars,
but we don't even know. But if you heard that, well,
aj De Bonsa at BYU, or Darren Peterson at Kansas
or the great kid at University Arizona, number one right
team in the country, Kofah Pete. I believe I might
(33:20):
butcher his first name, but his last name is peat,
Copa Pete, whatever his name is. If you found out
that they were only supposed to be getting three million
and they were getting five million, like, who cares anymore?
Speaker 7 (33:31):
Right?
Speaker 1 (33:32):
Like that? Nobody like that? At that point, it doesn't
even matter. But you know it's it's like because everybody
is getting theirs and arch Manning has been getting it.
Coah Pete, excuse me, CoA. I was close enough, I'd
put the d in there. CoA Pete. This dude is nasty.
It's going to be a top five pick in the
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NBA Draft next June. But if you found out these
guys were getting more money, you probably wouldn't lose much sleepover.
Speaker 7 (34:03):
All.
Speaker 1 (34:03):
Right, coming up next, Mike Dugar, what could this mean?
Could this be elderly abuse on Sunday, when that Seattle
Seahawks defense full of a bunch of great white sharks
goes up, possibly against a forty four year old grandpa
named Philip Rivers. We'll talk to Mike Dugar, coming up
(34:25):
next to Mike Benton at eleven thirty right here on
MJ in the midday
I saw it coming met him last year at a
UFC event in Tampa, literally one year ago, and he
couldn't have been nicer. He's from Tampa. Good for pee
A Lonzo and his beautiful wife, and good for the
Baltimore Orioles. I hate the Red Sox and I hate
the Yankees, so I want to see the Orioles. I
won't say the Blue Jays, but I want to see
(00:21):
anybody but the Red Sox, Yankees, and Blue Jays do
well in that division, especially the Red Sox and Yankees,
you know, especially that. But yeah, it's interesting. So went
to Dave Chappelle last night. You know what all I
got to say is this. You know you're the goat
when on a Tuesday night, a rainy, cold Tuesday night
(00:45):
in December, all of Seattle comes out and there's not
an empty seat in the house. That's when you know
you're the goat. Dave Chappelle, he was nothing short of
spectacular as you would imagine. He was amazing Seattle. Seattle
came out, showed out. I think they taped it for Netflix,
(01:08):
so I think that's you know, eighteen three hundred people
last night. It was even more because they're on a
smaller stage, so they were able to put more people
around them. And I would love to be able to
tell some of the jokes that mister Chappelle told last night.
And he had a great opening act too. There was
a few of them, but one in particular. Watch out
(01:28):
for this guy, and I want to get his name right.
I know his last name, but I want to get
his his okay here, hold on, hold on, hold on,
I gotta find this guy's name. I don't want to
get it, you know, wrong, because but Chappelle was amazing.
(01:49):
And if you were there last night, you know what
I was talking about. Marshall Brandon. Marshall Brandon, watch out
for Marshall Brandon. There was a local comic here from
Seattle was pretty good too, a short, little, you know,
white guy forgot Aaron Reid. I don't know the dude's name,
(02:12):
but he was pretty good. He was I really god,
I don't know he was okay, but Marshall Brandon, watch
out for this guy. I don't know the guy who's
the local comedian here in Seattle. I forgot, but you know,
because I was only And then there's a couple others
that were eh, you know, one guy's up there screaming
the whole time, and this and that and the other.
(02:34):
But Chappelle was just he was amazing. Yeah. I don't
know the local guys. Somebody on the text line will
help me out. I forgot his name. I don't know.
But it was a fun time last night, good time
had by all. I got home at eleven thirty. Saw.
I'm like, no, no, no TV. When you get home,
right to bed, wash, rinse, repeat. Not many guys believe me.
(03:00):
I have a labor of love. I get to work
with Christopher Kid every day, so that has its own benefits.
In addition to being a labor of love, I get
to work with someone I love every day. And so
I no, I just said that, Yes I do. I
do love Christopher Kid. So, Kid, I you know what.
I love working with you. You're a great human being. You're
a wonderful man, you know, and your wife's a very
(03:23):
lucky woman. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
I have to say no, thanks, MJ.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
I appreciate that. Man. Well, I mean every I mean
every bit of it his deep Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Well it's it's just seen Ninja yell at me and
all that back.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
So that that means a lot Man. Thank you, Hey kid, all,
I could tell you, I hope you never talk to
any of my former producers, because, believe you me, you
will look at me. I've changed, I've matured, and I've
evolved a lot since coming to Seattle, well even before Seattle.
But like where, you know what, one of the things
(04:00):
I realize in doing this every day as serious as
you and I take it, and I take it. You
know what if, by chance, by accident or wrong clip plays,
guess what, we're not curing cancer here, We're not. It's okay.
Ish happens, and sometimes when errors happen, you can turn
(04:21):
it into when a lifehands you lemons, you make lemonade.
I mess up, you mess up. Everybody who'd done this.
Softie's been doing this for thirty one years. He'll tell
you more than anybody. I mean, you don't become a
living legend like Dave Softy Maler and without messing up
over the course of thirty one years. I've been doing
(04:41):
it twenty one years. We do this. This is what
we do. We all mess up. I mess up. I mean,
I you know it is intentionally sometimes but more than
likely unintentionally. So, but last night was good. You need
to laugh. And here's the thing, kid that I love
the most. I felt like I walked into it machine
last night. And I'll tell you why. Because Dave Chappelle
(05:04):
and Marshall Brandon and a lot of his opening acts,
they can say things that nobody can say anymore. They
can say things, they can say words that nobody says anymore.
And it was funny just to say, wow, wow, you
mean he's not gonna get canceled. No, Melvin Brandon, I'm sorry,
(05:25):
not Marshall me. No no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
no no Melvin, no Marshall. I was right, Marshall Brandon.
These guys can say the things that we can laugh
at and they're not going to get in trouble. And
it's just a wonderful thing to see. And you don't
see that much anymore.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
You know.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Now you're kind of like, where uh oh is that
you can't cancel Chappelle. They tried it. They tried it.
You know, somebody tried to cancel Chappelle multiple times. You
can't cancel him. He can't do it. He also reminded
something of I forgot this happened six or seven years ago.
(06:01):
Some guy went up on stage and attacked him at
the at the Hollywood Bowl in LA And guess who
saved him? Well, who literally went after the guy who
attacked Dave Chappelle. P Diddy. I didn't. I don't remember
that part. I remember him getting attacked at the Hollywood Bowl.
I don't remember P did he coming in for the save,
(06:23):
So you know, there's that and he was just so
oh my god, it was so funny. He was so funny.
I remember seeing for the first time ever twenty years
ago in Fort Lauderdale. This is right after he went
He left the Dave Chappelle Show on Comedy Central just
in the middle of the night, and he went to
(06:43):
like another country and people thought he had lost his
marbles and he was gone crazy and everybody thought, uh oh, oh,
Chappelle's gone a little bat bleep crazy. And his material
is just it's just indurating. The one thing I will
say constructive criticism, but he applies it to his act.
He drops a lot of famous names as his friends,
(07:06):
Chris Rock, Kanye will Smith and you know, but he
was great last night. He was talking about how he
loves to live in Ohio. He owns most of the town.
It's mostly poor white people that have to like that.
They have to go to him, and he said some
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guy came to his door and he had to call
the police. He goes and he said, I can't do
it like him, but he goes, you know, so I
got my porch nine to eleven. It was the first
keys I saw. The windows were down. It's convertible, and
I went zero to sixty in my driveway. He goes, no,
I know a lot of you are thinking about your
(07:50):
driveway right now, but I'm talking about my driveway. You
don't have enough time or room to go zero sixty
and your driveway, but we're talking about my drife. And
it was that was great. Oh, he was awesome. I
think he's the goat.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
I do.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
And I remember Eddie Murphy. I saw the old films
of Richard Pryor and so many you know, Chris rock obviously,
how can you say? I mean, I think Kim and
Chris Rocker they are as great as it gets. Those
are the goats right then and there. You can't go
wrong with either one of them. Those those guys are great.
And he actually talked about kid how he called Chris
(08:32):
rock to try to patch up the uh the will Smith. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
I had some great jokes after that.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
I saw him like a few months maybe I don't
remember exactly, but I saw him right after it happened,
and boy did he not hold back.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
And it was great. It was great. Me and the
wife are cracking. Oh who didn't hold back? Chris Rock. Oh,
I hope he doesn't hold back.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
Yeah, that but that was a long time ago. He's
now he's doing his thing. But after he got slapped
and he did his tour, Oh boy, we were live
for that one and that was gold.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
Oh man. Yeah, by the way, can I just tell
you this and and this is what he said at
the end last night, and I'm again I we didn't
have our cell phones. He went into a bag and
you had to wait till the end and until they
you know, they they kind of you know, they put
him in one of those things that if you were
going to a department store and you wanted to shoplift
(09:28):
tom Ford or Burberry, that you had to get the
tag off and they had to wait till you But
they did it in a good way. They did in
a good way and it was quick, so that was
good and it was, it was, it was a great night.
But he said, he goes, you know what, and I'm
paraphrasing here, he said. So I called Chris Rock and
I said, hey, I want to, you know, think about this.
(09:49):
We could you could get a Nobel Nobel Peace Prize.
We could do something that has never been done, and
you know, we could, you know, make peace. He goes,
you know what, I love Will Smith, but f Will Smith.
That's what Chris, That's what he said. Chris Rock said
to him, and he hung up the phone. And I
don't blame Chris Rock for being that way. I don't
(10:10):
blame him at all at all. So you know, I mean, listen, man.
Dave Portnoy brought up a really great point when that
whole thing went down about Will Smith, and he said,
he said, this, look at what Will Smith did at
the Oscars with the entire world watching. Imagine what he
(10:35):
would have done with nobody around. That's crazy. Now he
did do it in front of everybody. The thing. Not
only did I lose all respect, not that I had
my I don't like Will Smith. I never have. I
thought he was always thought he was a good actor,
but I thought he was overrated. I thought thought it
was okay. I liked him as Ali, I liked him
(10:56):
in certain things, but I always thought he was overrated.
But when you did that, you're gonna do it. And
here was the worst part about that. How about all
the fake Hollywood people. They went over and consoled Will Smith,
Bradley Cooper and so many people went over to console
Will Smith after he was the one who decked and
completely sucker punched Chris Rock that and that's the fake
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Hollywood that And then, you know, for all intents and purposes,
aside from a sequel that was forced of Bad Boys,
Will Smith has been kind of uh, he's been kind
of canceled. I mean, let's just be real here. You
don't see him. He's you know, he's trying to do
music again, and that's failed miserably. It hasn't gone well
(11:42):
for him at all. It hasn't gone well, and nor
should it. You can't do that to someone. You should
be arrested. You should you should be arrested. You both
you both are too young too. No. I remember when
he has the original show I'm older than kid. I
remember that. I remember, I remember the Dave Chappelle show
(12:03):
on Comedy Central. I remember Dave Chappelle on bad TV.
I remember it. Oh, Adam Ray, that's right, Adam Ray,
the local comedian. He was pretty good. He was pretty good.
Someone say, don't agree with you on Chappelle, you both
too are young. When he had his written no, which
was he said his original show was not funny. No,
(12:23):
I thought it was funny. Was Chappelle clowning our woke
ca Ast city of Seattle? Hahaha? Not really, not really
from a from that standpoint, he was just kind of,
you know, saying, you know, certain things about you know,
homeless people that he encountered. I mean, but he wasn't
really getting into politics. He destroyed the President of the
(12:44):
United States at the beginning of the show, though he
did not have any He did not pull punches on
that guy. I will tell you that much right now,
and which which you knew he would. But there was uh,
I just can't say the things that Dave Chappelle said.
But he's like, you know what, you know what's gonna
happen pretty soon, man, this is gonna be a civil
(13:05):
war and you're gonna have Magot Country over here, and
you're gonna have something else bleep land over there and
he and he's like, I'm gonna go with bleep Land
and you know, people started, you know crap. I mean,
he was awesome. I mean, it's just listen, there's not
many people I would spend all day at the office,
four and a half hours after my show just and
(13:28):
then get back home at eleven thirty at night just
to see and for when the goat comes to town,
you gotta do it. And he was fantastic. So if everybody,
for everybody who got to see him, we were pretty
lucky to get to see him last night. And I
and remember that name, Marshall Brandon, because this guy's gonna
be a stud. He's he's got it, you know, a
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couple of some of the other ones. It's like, you know,
my thing is this, if you're on the come up,
can you say jokes to get without And by the way,
you know me, I'm no prude, you know me, I'm
now devout Christian. That oh I can't believe he used
that language like you know, a stuff to you know,
(14:13):
you know, like uh, like the Chad's and Karen's out
there right, I don't care about that. But when you're
on the come up, as a comedian and you're opening
up for the goat, Dave Chappelle, can you say a
joke without every word out of your mouth, every other
word out of your mouth being an F bomb, Because
then all of a sudden it'll leave. It just kind
(14:33):
of mitigates the joke at the end. When every I
saw Andrew Dice clay way after his prime, saw him
in Coconut Grove in Miami, not far from the University
of Miami. And I saw him in like right around
the time I saw Chappelle. I saw Dice in five six,
and I literally almost gone up and left. I should
have every other word out of his mouth was an
(14:55):
F bomb. It was like, Dice, I mean, the only
thing that progress worse than your routine and your set
is your hairline. And I like, you know, Dice was
great for a little bit, you know. You know, it
was like the old line Kid. They used to have
this show on VH one and they would talk about
each year and they'd have comedians. It was so funny.
(15:18):
I forgot the name of it. They go something about
the nineties and they would do every individual year and
he goes, you know, nineteen ninety five was a big
year for Hoodie and the Blowfish he goes. Actually it
was their only year, and same thing with Andrew dice
Clay pretty much. Nineteen ninety was a big year for
Andrew dice Clay. He sold out in Madison Square Garden
(15:41):
back to back nights, you know, and then and then
he did Sarah Live and he got banned from that,
and then his career just kind of went, you know,
and that was it. He was he was a flash
in the pan. But Chappelle is just and he's getting
up there, he's smoking, and he's doing and his thing,
and I mean, he's just he's the best man. And
(16:03):
I think here's another guy I think was really funny.
But I think Chappelle was much better than was Eddie Murphy.
I liked Eddie Murphy. I did Eddie Murphy is one
of the goats, but I think Chappelle's better. I think
Chris Rock is better. But Eddie was great. Don't get
me wrong, Eddie was great. I think Eddie was a
better actor than a comedian. And the thing I admired
the most about Chappelle's Pelle don't care about acting, you
(16:25):
really don't. He wants to just do a stand up
act collect millions and millions of dollars, and you know
it was fun. It was fun, all right. A lot
of things to get to, including is there gonna be
you ever heard of senior abuse in nursing homes and
assisted living homes? Is that what's gonna happen on Sunday
(16:48):
here in Seattle when the Seahawks possibly phase forty four
year old Philip Rivers? Is that what's gonna happen? Are
you kidding me? This dude could actually get on the
field on Sunday, a forty four year old man who's
a grandfather, he's got ten kids. Oh, this is not
(17:09):
gonna end well, oh boy, you know what the Seattle
Oh by the way, kid, I got a great nickname
for the Seattle Seahawks defense. I came up with it
the other night and it hit me and it's the
current it's the current number one watch show on Netflix
by fifty cent about p Diddy. I call the Seattle
Seahawks the Reckoning. That's awesome. You gotta admit, that's better
(17:32):
than the dark Side. Hey, DeMarcus Lawrence, if I see
you on Sunday after the game, the Reckoning, the Reckoning
is better than the dark Side. I'm telling you it
is there because that's what they do. They wreck everything,
they recav it the Reckoning. That's my nickname for the
Seattle Seahawks defense. So if other you know, people who
(17:56):
are in the media are gonna claim that they allegedly
came up with the name Lee Jenna Boom, I came
up with the Reckoning. I'm calling the Seahawks defense the Reckoning,
and I think it's better than the dark Side. That's
just me, but you know what, I'm sticking with that.
Mike Benton will join us coming up at eleven thirty,
(18:17):
Mike Dugar at eleven and Lincoln Kennedy, former Husky, former
NFL Great. We'll talk to him about his alma mater
and what he thinks of this team. We will talk
to him at noon. Oh tomorrow at noon. Okay, So
we got Charles Davis and Lincoln Kennedy tomorrow at noon.
(18:38):
Oh okay, all right, all right. I don't hate that.
I misunderstood. See we met there, we did. We did
an error, little miscommunication. It's all good. If this was
two thousand and nine, two thousand and fifteen, I would
have bet Oh God, I hope you never ever come
in contact with any of my former producers. I really do,
(18:59):
because I was I'm not I don't recognize that guy anymore.
I am not him anymore, Kid, I am not him,
because if that happened to me when I was in Charlotte, Atlanta, Boston,
I would have I'm like, I'm not him anymore. Kid.
Charles is eleven, Charles and Lincoln Kennedy Morrow, Yeah, yeah, yeah.
(19:19):
So that's a good day. That's a really good We
got a great day today though. Mike Dugar, Mike Benton
coming up next hour. But boy, Philip Rivers, you're gonna
jump in the ocean and there's a bunch of great
white sharks that look like Jaws, and the names on
the back of their jerseys are Williams Reid, Murphy, Emon
(19:41):
Worri Woolen with her spoon. Good luck, man. I'll pray
for you because you're gonna need it. Coming up next, Boy,
I didn't anticipate this week would be. It's kind of
this brand getting sullied and getting absolutely destroyed by national
(20:07):
media across the board, and they owe it and they
are not pulling any punches. We'll get to that next
right here, MJ The Midday, Christopher Kidd join a conference.
Speaker 4 (20:19):
I don't understand why Notre Dame thinks, oh, irrespective of
what every other school in the entire country is doing,
we don't need to join a conference at all, and
then they expect to be treated better than everybody else.
Notre Dame is a six that thinks she is a ten.
(20:41):
That is the best way to sum up Notre Dame athletics.
Right now, you haven't won a national title since nineteen
eighty eight. Most of your fan base doesn't actually care
that much about college football. If you suddenly said we're
not playing college football anymore, college football ratings wouldn't change
very much. Everybody would say, Okay, we'll keep watching all
(21:03):
the other games. If Notre Dame wants me to take
them seriously, sack up and join the Big ten, sack
up and join the ACC. Sack up and join the SEC,
play a conference schedule of real, live, good, constant competition,
and then potentially have to play a conference championship game.
(21:25):
I respect the history of Notre Dame football, but Rudy
was off sides, and right now you're a six who
thinks she's a ten. There's always a team that is
upset that they did not make the college football Playoff.
Most of them deal with it, even if they're angry
and decide that they are going to try and come
back next year and make the playoff.
Speaker 1 (21:49):
M Jay in the Midday. That was Klay Travis from
OutKick and there's nothing he says there. I disagree. I
will tell you something, Clay, I came up with this term.
My friends love it. I came up with it. I
think all the fellas out there will love it as well.
And you know what, ladies, you can use this towards
guys as well. So it's or whatever that somebody that whoever,
(22:11):
it doesn't matter. And you know, however, it can be used.
So do you ever have? And guys, you know what
I'm talking about. If you are dating a girl or
you're talking to a girl and I've used I've come
up with this term, I should copyright trademarket. I don't
(22:34):
do the six, Clay, I do the five. She's a
five and she thinks she's a ten. I call those
nickel dimers. Nickel dimers fives who think they're tens, who
act like they're tens. What guys want. Guys want the
tens who act like they're the dimes, who act like
they're nickels. That's what we want. We don't want the other.
(22:57):
There's a lot of nickel dimers out there, a lot
of It's like Bill Rafter, we go a little nickel
dimer talking about a foul on college basketball. A little
nickel dimer there, that's what. Yeah, Yeah, Notre Dame's a
nickel dimer. There are five and they think they're at ten.
So that's it. So guys, you can use that. Give
your boy MJ. Give me credit on that. I came
(23:20):
up with that a long time ago, and I've said
that to girls about other girls, and they love it.
They love it, and they know exactly. I went out
with one here back in April, and you know, it's like,
walk down Ocean Driver Collins Avenue on South Beach in
Miami on your best day, year three. Take the makeup off,
(23:45):
you're two and a half. Just a fact. It's just
a fact. That's Notre Dame football. And this week they
have gotten absolutely eviscerated by everyone in the media. Michael
will Bond, Clay Try, I mean, I can't even Danny Canal.
Everybody is killing that program, and I'm here for all
(24:09):
of it, inject it into my veins. Somebody asked me
how the text line, I said, you should do the kid.
What do you think about this? That you should do
the entire show in the boor said voice, Oh, you
know it succulent ham, maple, honey, ham just melts in
your mouth. You should do the entire show. I don't
(24:29):
know if I could do that, but I am here.
I am here to see Notre Shame just get absolutely embarrassed.
I love every bit of it. I love it. I
wake up every day and there's more and more and more,
and taking your ball and going home, or taking your
balls and going home. Not a good look, Notre Shame.
(24:50):
Not a good look. And by the way, you even
have a power for commissioner not of the acc Well,
we already came out and said what he said, Jim Phillips,
here's Brett, your mark, Brett, your mark from the Big twelve.
Speaker 5 (25:07):
I will say this, and I'm a little lot spoken
about it. I don't like how Notre Dame's reacted to it.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
So okay, I.
Speaker 5 (25:15):
Think Pete's his behavior has been egregious. It's been egregious
going after Jim Phillips. When they saved Notre Dame during COVID,
we all knew and it was very transparent.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
Hunter was very transparent about it.
Speaker 5 (25:28):
The chair yep that as Notre Dame in Miami got
closer together head to head would be a factor.
Speaker 1 (25:35):
Okay, b Yu lost.
Speaker 5 (25:37):
They came closer together head to head and made a
difference in that decision. So I think he is totally
out of bounds in his approach, and he was in
the room I tell him the same thing.
Speaker 1 (25:48):
Oh, I love that. Now, that's a major power broker
in college sports. Brett your mark, commissioner of the Big Twelve, who,
by the way, doesn't ever doesn't have a horse in
the race. He's not with Miami not He just and
that's how you look, Notre Dame. You are showing your
ass right now, and you're looking like a bunch of
(26:08):
ass faces. You really are. Yeah, Like there's a good
term I haven't heard before, ass faces. That's Notre Dame
right now. And I just love that everybody's seeing it.
I've been seeing this since I fell in love with
college football, seeing this for a long time. Remember, Notre
Dame was the one who came up with that term
Catholics convicts. Remember that, Remember that you don't think there
(26:31):
was some racial connotations. You were talking about the University
of Miami saying that, you know, oh, calling us convicts
and saying with thugs and all that. You don't think
there was some racial Oh, I know there was, Notre Dame.
But you sit there on your ivory tower, sanctimonious soapbox,
there in that hellhole armpit of America that we could
(26:53):
use as an enema known as South Bend, Indiana, and
you think you're all high and mighty and holier than now,
but you're not the rating, the TV rate. Listen, Notre
Dame doesn't move the needle anymore. You know who moves
the needle, the SEC Miami, Ohio State, that's who moves
(27:14):
the needle. You don't move the needle anymore. You're the
prom queen who shows up to the well. They haven't
won a national championship in thirty eight years to the
forty year reunion, and people are like oough, And yet
you still think that you're as pretty as you were
in nineteen eighty eight. That's Notre Shame, that's you, and
(27:38):
it's I love every bit of it. I love it.
I'll tell you what if you talk about all the
things that I hate in sports more than anything, Lakers, Cowboys, Texas,
Ohio State, you put Yankees, Red Sox, put Notre Dame
at the top of my list of most hated. I
hate them, and I'm just glad that all of you
can see what I've seen for so long, so long. Catholics, convicts,
(28:02):
Well guess what the convicts won again? As the Lake
Great Scott Hall would say after the survey, one more
for the good guys. Hey, by the way, hey kid,
do you know how Notre Dame eats their cereal.
Speaker 2 (28:24):
With no ball?
Speaker 1 (28:29):
I might not be Dave Chappelle, but you gotta admit
that was funny. Hey kid, what times a Notre Dame
game on next weekend so they're not playing anymore? That's
how they eat their cereal? No ball.
Speaker 6 (28:49):
Ingdoll Field's coming up next, Mike Dugar coming up at
eleven and Mike Benton at eleven thirty.
Speaker 1 (29:06):
Think what.
Speaker 3 (29:11):
Think what?
Speaker 2 (29:16):
Think what?
Speaker 1 (29:20):
Think what?
Speaker 3 (29:22):
Or take your small crying ass on man, your ass
in the division, get your ass in a conference that
would not be in a conference.
Speaker 1 (29:28):
All these other teams were in the conference.
Speaker 3 (29:30):
Now I'm trying to figure out what, Joe, You're not
in the conference and football, but you're in the conference
in basketball.
Speaker 1 (29:34):
So nobody care if you don't go to your bow
and that's all. Do the players have any say so
on that? I guess not.
Speaker 2 (29:39):
I'm sure the players want to play in the ball game.
Speaker 3 (29:41):
You want to impress me, Take your ass to the SCC,
take your ass to the Big Ten, and then we
can have a conversation because now you lost head to head,
So how you put them in and leave Miami out
with Miami went to your place and beat your ass.
You want to get all the money if we go
to the bowl game. We don't want to share it
with a conference. And by the way, we want the
NB feed money to al No. Stay as then college
(30:02):
football playoff? Do it every year. Lead ass home if
they ain't undefeated, stay your ass home.
Speaker 1 (30:10):
Tell us all you really feel. Shannon Sharp, Shannon Sharp,
Ocho Cinco, Chad Johnson, and uh, the one thing he
did say that was wrong. Miami didn't go to Notre
Dame and beat their ass, but they beat their ass
in Miami, so that that that's the only thing. Okay,
that's the only thing he got wrong. I'm telling you, man,
Notre Dame. They're not catching strays. They're catching direct bullets
(30:30):
right now, direct bullets from everyone, everywhere, everywhere. Busting with
the boys with Will Compton also had something to say,
we all know that SEC was an IL before and
I set this up. I didn't set this up good enough, kid,
So Edwarsaron, the former head coach at LSU interim coach
(30:53):
at USC. He's been in college football for a long time.
And let's just say that coach oseron he was at
I L before n I L was legal. So he's
on busting with the boys, Will Compton and Taylor Lewin
and and this is absolutely hilarious. We all know that
s I L before an I L. He went to
(31:17):
work way past it. Now just admit it.
Speaker 7 (31:20):
Hey going, let's say a coach, you know you've been
not a coaching foot while, and though, how do you
just at n I L. So well, it's minor adjustment.
What do you mean I said, back then, we used
to walk through the back door to cash. Now we
just got to walk through the door.
Speaker 1 (31:44):
Yep, yeah, yeah, yeah, you uh Reggie Bush, Johnny Manziel, Yeah,
they were at I L before n I L was legal,
you know, and now it's it's it's going crazy right now,
absolutely going nuts all over the place. Hey, don't forget
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that's pretty funny stuff there. Yeah, they go, we don't
have to go in the back door anymore. We go
(32:47):
in the front door on the nil. We just come in,
you know. Yeah. That's that's about Yeah, that's it's legal now, man,
it's legal. I mean, could you hear right now?
Speaker 7 (32:56):
Like it.
Speaker 1 (32:58):
If an athlete got more, like, we don't even know
what they're getting. We allegedly Carson Beck got four million dollars,
but we don't even know. But if you heard that, well,
aj De Bonsa at BYU, or Darren Peterson at Kansas
or the great kid at University Arizona, number one right
team in the country, Kofah Pete. I believe I might
(33:20):
butcher his first name, but his last name is peat,
Copa Pete, whatever his name is. If you found out
that they were only supposed to be getting three million
and they were getting five million, like, who cares anymore?
Speaker 7 (33:31):
Right?
Speaker 1 (33:32):
Like that? Nobody like that? At that point, it doesn't
even matter. But you know it's it's like because everybody
is getting theirs and arch Manning has been getting it.
Coah Pete, excuse me, CoA. I was close enough, I'd
put the d in there. CoA Pete. This dude is nasty.
It's going to be a top five pick in the
(33:53):
NBA Draft next June. But if you found out these
guys were getting more money, you probably wouldn't lose much sleepover.
Speaker 7 (34:03):
All.
Speaker 1 (34:03):
Right, coming up next, Mike Dugar, what could this mean?
Could this be elderly abuse on Sunday, when that Seattle
Seahawks defense full of a bunch of great white sharks
goes up, possibly against a forty four year old grandpa
named Philip Rivers. We'll talk to Mike Dugar, coming up
(34:25):
next to Mike Benton at eleven thirty right here on
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