December 2, 2025 • 32 mins
Marc James gets the show rolling and gives some love to the Seattle Kraken and Climate Pledge, he even gives some love to the Kraken Mascot Buoy. Is the college football playoff rankings a joke? Plus we play Lane Kiffin audio well the AI version as MJ hits to all fields.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Wednesday night against the La Kings. All Right, each hour,
listen for the sounder to play, and you'd be the
tenth caller at two six, two eight six ninety five
ninety five. I also want to say I had a
great time the night before Thanksgiving. I want to just
send a huge shout out to the Kraken that game
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I was at against the Dallas Stars on Wednesday night.
They ended up losing, but it was good running into
the great people with the Kraken, Dan Leiwecki, who is
the nephew of Todd, many of the oh No, great
person Bill in the marketing department, all the fine people
in the Kraken. I just got to say, man, if
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you want to you want to take the family to
an event, that's a perfect event to take them to.
That place is sold out every game, it's electric. It's
just I have such great time when I go to
cracking game, and I'm just amazed for Seattle being a
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newbie hockey town and yet people here have wrapped their
arms like a big grizzly teddy bear around this franchise
and listen, you can see that they're doing much better
this year under Layin Lambert they're doing much better, and
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you know, they got to establish some consistency. They still
don't have a Nathan McKinnon. And what's weird is that,
you know, I'm looking at born and raised. The only
home team I grew up root and four in the
state of Massachusetts was the Bruins and former Kraken Morgan
Geeky is second in the league this year and goal scored.
Imagine him on this team right now, just saying, but listen,
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it's a great event to take the family to. And
I just I love it and I love just the presentation,
the production, everything is just it's top notch. I figured,
I'm like, eh, and I came here, I'm like, ah,
I want to see I don't know about hockey. Yeah,
you know, they're not an original six. What do they know? Well,
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they know a lot. They know how to put on
a class a first class presentation. Uh CPA is one
of the nicer arenas period, whether you're talking NHL, NBA,
you name it. It is just unbelievable. Love that place.
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You can eat off the ground literally literally eat off
the ground there, and it's just a great event to
go to. So I highly implore you when the Kraken,
you know, come back in town. They're on the road
against Edmonton. I don't know why there's this five day
layoff between Saturday's home game un to when they play
Edmonton coming up, but there is. And that's Saturday. Uh yeah,
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it was Saturday's game against Edmonton. And but it's a
great place to go to. But you got to go
to a cracking game. Take the family out there. It's
awesome and you will enjoy it and it's just a
fun time. And you know, every cracking game I've gone,
and I think six of them so far, going back
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to last year, and I love it. I just love
going out there to the games. And yeah, we And
I love Bowie. I love I love Bowie the mascot.
I think she's the best mascot of course, next to
Sebastian the Ibis and sports. I love Bowie. I'm a
big Booie fan. He's awesome. He is awesome. Back dude,
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he is great. That blue hair troll. I wish I
could just get in you know, kid, I want to
do this. This is a wish list before the end
of the year. And I saw our boy kid in
a press box. Neil Scott I want to get Neil,
Scott and Bowie in studio for the entire show, the
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entire show. Sky told Neil, I said, dude, you have
an open invite, like you're a legend here, man. I know,
like listen, dude, like I love Neil's the best man.
I want to get those guys in studio. It's like,
you know what I mean, Hey, Booie's better, you know,
and you know, mascots don't talk, and you know, he's
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better on the air than I am. So that would
be great. A lot of you would love to have
Bowie on the air than me. He's just I love
that mascot. It's great. All right. So last night, oh oh,
I gotta say what hey, kid, I'd like to announce
the picking the Locks Tag Team Champions of the World,
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the Great Lee Sterling, the bet Dog, MJ Mark James
picking the Locks Tag Team Champions. Kid. I gotta admit, man,
and I give Softy and did credit. I give them credit.
They went toe to toe, you know, the pros beat
to Joe's, but they they held their own. Dick went
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five and oh Dick was undefeated.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
So it all falls on Softy. What be a team player?
So much for that one. Yeah, good job, Softy.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
Yeah yeah, Dick, Dick carried the weight on that one.
Five and oh five and oh, but they held their own.
And it's a team game. Uh, Lee Sterling and I
together the pros. This is why you love us, why
you trust the picks on factor fiction on picking the locks,
we went seven and three, that's seventy percent. And kid,
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we were five and three going into Sunday night. And
I gotta tell you, I didn't like Lee's pick on
the Commanders plus six and a half Marcus Mariona, I
didn't like it. But and here was the worst part.
So in that game, Denver gets the ball to start
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ot and in the new rules, the team so it
was a good thing, but the Commander's allowed a touchdown
and I said, oh, they're not gonna come back and score.
There's no way they're coming back. And kudos to Marcus Mariota. Man,
you watch the game, right, I did. Yeah, he drove
him down the field, right McLaurin. And he drove him
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down the field and then he got I think it
was Deebo. Deebo got close to the touchdown and then
he got the touchdown. I think to McLaurin and they
scored and I said, you know what, dan Quinn, I
know what he's gonna do here. He has to you
gotta go for two. He's gonna go tom Osborne Nebraska.
And he went for two. And I said, well, we
win because now we don't have to worry about you know,
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we would have won anyway because at that point, if
Denver scored a touchdown, they wouldn't have kicked the extra point.
But I'm like anyway. And then last night, kid, it
was all on the line, your boy, MJ. It was
all on the line. Kid. I had the New England
Patriots first half team total over thirteen and a half points,
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and in the first quarter I got a punt, a
ninety four yard punt returned for a touchdown, and I said,
we're looking good, but it's not over yet. And thankfully,
do you know how many points of Patriots scoring the
first half last night? Thirty? You know, I'm by the
scoring the second half three. So yeah, the pros MJ
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and Lee Sterling beat the Joe's Softy and Dick. But
it was close, and it was closer than I ever
thought it would be. So it was it was a
They went sixty three and one, so that's not shabby either.
That's sixty three percent. We just, you know, we just
happened to go better. And if it wasn't for Josh Allen,
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who well, and I get it. That's why Joe Brady
to me, is going to be an unbelievable head coach
in the NFL or college football. They decided, Hey, we
don't need to throw against Pittsburgh. We're gonna run the ball.
They can't stop us. James Cook looked like Thurman Thomas
and Josh Allen he threw for like one hundred and
twenty three yards. That killed one of my picks. But
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nonetheless we came through and it was we are the
tag team champions of the world. I could do the
whole queen, we are the champions, but I won't do it.
But we won, and we should have won. I mean,
the pro should beat the Joes. Ohio State and Oregon
is like the Playboy Mansion of the nineteen nineties or
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two thousands, where you're Hugh Hefner and you might have
Carmen Electra still a smoke show, Still a smoke show.
Jenny McCarthy, still, Pamela Anderson that's an age set great Fallen,
Oh Pam, Oh Pam, and and the late great Anna
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Nicole Smith. But then you know what I got. I
got Tracy Bing from Baywatch, I got her, I got Uh,
I've got all these others that are even hotter maybe
than the stars. I've got Miss April, Miss May, Miss June.
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And then I got you know, Tiffany Fallon coming up
in the two thousands, and it's like, that's Ohio State
and Oregon. They are three and four deep of four
and five star elite talent. It takes time to build
that where when Caleb Downs comes off the field, oh oh,
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there's this, there's his replacement next year and he's ready
to take Caleb Spot, who's going to be a top
five pick in the draft, by the way, Like that's
what you need. You need that depth. That is just
ridiculous and it takes time. So for the second year
for Jedfish, the season was what I thought it would be.
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But Dan Lanning is in year four at Oregon and
now you're seeing the residual effects of that. You have
four straight recruiting classes and oh, by the way, it's
not like the last guy. The current head coach of
the U Mario Cristobal left the cupboard empty either, so
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he left them with a nice cupboard there before the
portal really started to come into effect. And then Dan
Lanning has been able to capitalize on that. And that's
where Jedfish in this Washington program. That's the next step
for this program to get to. You got to look
at it, kid. The Seattle Seahawks and John Schneider when
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they decided to part ways with Pete Carroll, they said,
our template that we have to be better than are
the la Rams. We have to be better than that.
I have John Schneider basically, and I'm playing a role
playing here. I don't know really. He said, I've got
to be better than less sneed and I need my
next coach to be better than Sean McVay. And that's
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why the Seattle Seahawks right now are in a position
to go to the NFC Championship Game for the first
time in a decade and possibly to the Super Bowl
because they were built and that's the way that Jed
Fish and the Huskies need to build the program going
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up against Oregon. Oregon now they are the gold standard.
They are the template, and it takes time. You lost
everybody from two years ago, I mean, penix, A, Doonsay,
Paul McMillan, everyone, And it takes time. But they've got
And here's another thing too. Demon Williams is a small quarterback.
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I like him, but you can't play small in big
games like Ohio State and Oregon and Michigan. You can't
play small in those games. You have to play big
in those games. And I thought the guy he reminded
me a lot of Kyler Murray at Oklahoma, but I
haven't seen that yet. He's not there yet, and he
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needs to, you know. I think it's good that Jed
is coming back for next year and he's not going
anywhere else. Ucla hired their their next coach, Bob Chesney
from James Madison, and Florida just hired John Sumral from Tulane.
So I think it's good for both you, Dub and
Jed Fish that they come back together for another year.
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Because you're gonna run it back with Demon Williams and
Hayden Vines Bright. You're gonna see Jordan Washington and Muhammad
and this team come back. Now you're gonna lose Denzel
Boston and Jonah Coleman. But now you have to do
what Oregon does. Oh we just replaced them. Oh, oh
we lost Dylan Gabriel. Oh here's bo Nicks. Oh we
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lose bon Nicks. Oh here's Dante Moore. That's what you
have to do. You have to always plan for next, next, next, next.
You have to be ready, willing, and able. And I
think this program is in a good spot. They're in
a good spot, but they like there's a lot of
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things that this team needs to work on. And I
think what they need to work on more than anything, kid,
you have to Oregon's got to be your gold standard.
They have to be because they're it. They're the measuring
stick to Washington. They have been for the last fifteen years.
And two years ago you were better than Oregon. You
swept them. Since then not so much. So now you
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have to get back to that level. And I think
that they're getting there. And an eight win season in
year two is not bad. It's nothing to be ashamed of.
Should have been nine, shouldn't have lost to Wisconsin. But
now now the next step for Washington. Right now, kid,
at this time one year from now, when you and
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I are here and you and I are boasting our
great hair because we are follically blessed and genetically blessed
by our family, our parents and our grandparents. I need
to be talking about. Okay, kid, what do you think
about the Huskies? They gotta go to Notre Dame or
Oklahoma for round one or maybe they're hosting. That's the
conversation we need to be having a year for now
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about the Washington football Huskies program. Playoffs. One year from now, playoffs,
that is it. And I know you're in one of
the Big two conferences. That's okay. Now you have to
take that next step. Now you you have to compete
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and hopefully beat Ohio State and get back to beating
Oregon like you did two years ago. That's what we
have to be looking at next year. Oh oh hey,
round two looks like Washington could face their former coach
Caitlin de Bore in round two. That's the next step
for this program. And I believe they can get there.
I do believe in it. But Jetfish has to tighten
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things up and his play calling. Dude, you need to
look at Lane Kiffen. You need to Lane Kiffin is
a better play caller than Jetfish. And oh I have
a statistics is gonna blow your mind? Kid? You ready
for what LSU just paid for ninety one million dollars?
Are you ready for this? Kid? Get read to mean?
Do you want to know what Lane Kiffen against top
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ten teams? Not top ten teams are tough to beat.
He's five and six. Do you know what he is
in his career against top twenty five teams? Thirteen and
twenty five? He's twelve games below five hundred against top
twenty five teams. That's what you just gave ninety one
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million dollars too? Okay, all right, all right, okay, okay,
oh see all right are you serious? I am? I
am very serious. Yeah, he's twelve games below five hundred.
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And this guy was the uh the prom queen this year.
He's the one that Florida and Auburn and LSU and
everybody else is fighting over. Okay, all right. By the way,
we have Elaane Kiffin fake press conference coming up and
hitting to all fields, which you are not gonna wanna miss.
It is it is, Oh, it is so perfect. It
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is so good. Big show today Huesday, Tuesday. Hugh Millan
coming up at eleven and Dan Graziano from ESPN coming
up at noon tomorrow, Big Show tomorrow, Mike Dugar at
All as always, and the guy You're gonna see at
four o'clock tonight, hosting what could be the best or
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the worst moment of my twenty well the second best
or worst moment of my twenty twenty five year. Reese
Davis from ESPN, the host of Game Day and the
host of the college football ranking show, coming out today
at four o'clock. Reese Davis will join us tomorrow at noon,
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Big Guests, Big Time. That's what we do, Kid and
your boy MJ. Let's go all right, coming up next
and don't forget kid, Kid, you ready for uh your
How did you do last week? In Factor fiction?
Speaker 2 (17:46):
One to no?
Speaker 1 (17:47):
So I can ask for Oh what was one to push?
Speaker 3 (17:49):
No?
Speaker 1 (17:50):
I don't have one pack. Oh that's short week. Who
who'd you take?
Speaker 2 (17:53):
Oh? You put me on the spot real quick. I
ended up going last week for Week thirteen, I took
Dallas plus three and a half at home versus the Chiefs.
So remember chief.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
That was a That was a really great pick. Yeah,
that was a By the way, here come the Cowboys. Dude.
Oh my god, I don't want to chink them, but yeah,
well leave it alone. No, But I mean, like here
they come. Man, They're they're in, like they're in this
thing now, I right now Thursday night, that game again
on Prime Thursday Night. It's in your finger. No, that
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could be a playoff elimination game Dallas, because whoever wins,
that's gonna have the tiebreaker. And I mean that is huge.
All right, Coming up next college football playoff rankings are
coming out today and what's gonna happen automatic bids and
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will the Committee get it right? And the fake Lane
Kiffin press conference coming up at ten forty five and
hitting to all fields. Don't forget. Kid's gonna play a
sounder for your chance to win a pair of tickets
to see the Kracking on Cracking ticket Tuesday beat the
tenth Caller at two o six two eight six ninety
five ninety five, Kid MJMJ in the midday. Well well
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well well that's what the College Football Committee now has
in store for tonight or actually this afternoon at four o'clock.
Whether or not Miami who beat Notre Dame, they have
the same record, they have common opponents, NC State, Pitt
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and Syracuse and Miami has a higher margin of victory
over those teams than Notre dameed Oh, and Stanford. Let's
not forget Stanford. And yet, why is this the thing?
Shouldn't head to head determine everything? I mean to me?
And if the committee botches this, and I expect them to,
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I'm prepared for the worst and I hope for the best.
Expect them to botch this thing today, then college football
will have hit in all time low because the number
one rule in sports is head to head. So let's
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just say, for instance, let me give you a couple
examples here. Let's say the Washington Huskies are ten in two, okay,
and the Oregon Ducks are ten in two, which they
actually are ten in two, and the committee is vacillating
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back and forth. Who should go to the playoffs? Should
it be the Huskies or the Ducks? Well, the first
and number one determining factor should be head to head.
Will the Huskies beat the Ducks? So the Huskies, by
virtue of head to head should go to the college
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football playoffs. Now that didn't happen, I'm talking here, hypothetical scenario.
How would you feel put yourselves right now? In the
shoes of Miami. You can hate Miami all you want.
You can think Miami's scum and go back to the
days of you know, when people call us thugs and
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gangsters and all that. Whatever you want to say, Fine,
the Luther Campbell days and all that. Whatever you want
to however you want to look at the you you
can do it. But to this is about the integrity
of the game. And if head to head, if both
teams didn't play each other, then it's a different story.
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Then it's then then, but both teams played each other.
And I talked to Booger McFarlane last night and I
said to Booger, I said, listen, I'm trying to get
him on the show. He's booked up this week, so
we're looking forward to hopefully getting them on next week.
And I said to Booger, thank you for saying what
you said. And he said, what is that? And I said,
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you said, the only metric that I need to know
is head to head. That's it. Because if two teams play,
let's go and use the NFL. Let's say the Seahawks
and Rams. Okay, let's say the Seahawks and Rams have
the same record in the NFL, they get it right.
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They go head to head, then they go division, then
they go a bunch of different other tiebreaker scenarios. But
the NFL, there is a criteria in a system, not
this will the eye test? What eye test do you need?
And Booger said, the only metric I need to see
is when they played each other on the field. And
believe me, you look at the final score and you say, oh,
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it was a close game. It wasn't that close. Miami
dominated that game on both sides of the ball. And
if you don't believe me, you can ask Notre Dame
head coach Marcus Freeman, who admitted that after the game,
he said that we couldn't do anything. He said, we
just couldn't do anything against that pass rush and we
could not stop them. That's it. By the way, Jeremiah Love,
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who's a Heisman Trophy candidate, go look at his numbers
that game. He was held to under fifty yards in
that game. So the bottom line is this, if you're
gonna take head to head and head to head doesn't
mean anything, then why play the games? Why play them?
So tonight I'm either gonna be really happy or I'm
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gonna be breaking ish all over my place right now.
So I've got stuff in place to if that happens,
because I'm gonna be pissed off like you wouldn't believe.
And now I'm gonna be calling Miami ad Dan Raddickkovich,
and I said, cancel the return games in South Bend
the next two out of three years, in twenty twenty
six and twenty twenty eight. Cancel cancel them because why
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play the games? Why play them? They don't matter. Just
play you know the sisters of the Block of the
Poor and and DeVry An it t t Tech. Okay,
we'll do that. Why play the games anymore? There's no
need to play head to head if a head to
head doesn't matter when you're determining who gets in the
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playoffs and who doesn't. And the fact that this is
even an issue is an absolute, complete effing joke. So
we'll find out college football tonight. We'll find out. And
if you if you drop the ball, and I think
you will, then you're gonna feel a wrath from the
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national media like you have never before. And I put
a phone call into somebody, and I talked to you know,
somebody who knows the chairman of the playoff committee, and
I said to him, you make sure you make sure
you really do the right thing before Tuesday night, because
if you don't, there is a wrath that is coming.
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And I'm not talking out for me. I'm talking about
from the college football media that is out there, Paul Finbaum,
Joel Klatt, Clay Travis Ross, Dellinger, Dan Walkin, Josh Pate,
and all the big wigs, Andy Staples, Brett McMurphy. It's
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gonna hit the fan tonight, so we'll find out. We
will find out. Speaking of hitting the fan, if Lane
Kiffin's press conference actually sounded like this, I'd have more
respect for him. But you are not gonna want to
miss this Huesday. Tuesday. Hugh Millen coming up at eleven,
Kid Factor Fiction eleven thirty five, Dan Graziano at noon.
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We already have a winner. Who's the winner? Kid the
ten caller?
Speaker 2 (25:47):
It was I just sent out the information. Let me
get that name again. We had mister Adams, Corey Adams.
Speaker 1 (25:57):
Corey Adams. We will give away two more winners coming
up next hour and the eleven o'clock hour and the
noon hour. Two more winners that will get a chance
to win kracking tickets to the LA Kings game next
Wednesday night at CPA, be the tenth caller that is
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coming up all that more MJ in the midday, and
Christopher Kidd be any more disingenuous on his press conference.
I don't even know how much money my contract is.
I don't even Oh, dude, shut the f up, Yes
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you do, shut up, don't play that. Oh. I don't
even know how much money it is. I don't want
to know. I just want to know how much the
players are gonna make. Oh. Okay, dude, okay, yeah, we
almost believe that. All right, here's the two. We have
a fake Lane Kiffin press conference, which I would have
loved and respected more than the one that actually took
place in Baton Rouge yesterday.
Speaker 4 (27:01):
I'm leaving for LSU because I am a dirty, nasty
LSU fans are going to be super pissed when I
leave for Alabama in five years.
Speaker 3 (27:09):
I'm not.
Speaker 4 (27:10):
I'm just extremely disloyal, never commit, and I'm always looking
for something better for old miss fans that are pissed off.
There's a coach out there that would literally kill for
this job. His name is Brian Kelly. He wears a
size seven shoe and gets his clothes at bilde Bear.
Speaker 3 (27:27):
Let's be real.
Speaker 4 (27:28):
The co eds at Old Miss for great and all,
but they're prim and proper. Lsu chicks are different. Let's
just say Bobby Petrino is going to be begging me.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
For a job.
Speaker 4 (27:38):
Honestly, I just want to get away from my ex wife.
My favorite part of being Lane Kiffin isn't the coaching.
It's burning down all my goodwill and becoming an arch villain.
Speaker 3 (27:53):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
That that was too funny. Yeah, Lane Kiffin. There's a
lot of women, a lot of actually co eds that
have posted the fact that Lane was Uh, let's just
say Lane was. Hey, listen, man, I give him quit.
I don't have any problem with dad. You got you
got adults consenting. But yeah, he's hooking up with girls
his daughter's age. So there's that at All Miss and
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multiple girls his daughter's age. So that was Uh, Bobby
Betrayo's gonna want a job from me. I love it,
I absolutely love it. All Right, we got one more
coming up with Lane kiffing here. Uh. And by the way,
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we just beeped out the whole part which I didn't
think we needed to. That was the one part that
we probably didn't need to, but aty F bombs and
stuff like that, we would. So we good kid, all right,
are we just gonna make sure that nothing okay? Double check? Yeah,
double check. So these are not the real Lane Kiffin
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press conference is. They are AI produced with his voice.
But they're hilarious. I mean, I don't care. We've been
you know, playing these for a long time. They're they're
the funniest thing ever. And yeah, uh, by the way,
how about this one. Did you see this? Twelve of
the AP preseason top twenty five teams finished the regular
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season unranked. That's unbelievable, unbelievable, So like, just do away
with the eight people because it's an absolute joke. Twelve
of them finish unranked. Like well, I think Texas finished ranked,
but they were preseason number one. We know Penn State
finish unranked. They were number two. Wow, that's just insane, unbelievable.
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All right, so we're gonna get you this thing here.
It's like, these these things are like the funniest thing.
I cannot get enough of these. The Jerry Jones kind
we played a bunch of them and the Lane Kiffin one,
and there we got two for Lane Kiff and we
don't want you to miss this one. So yeah, the
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EIGHTP poll, which is created in nineteen fifty is probably
something that needs to change, needs to change, It needs
to change immediately, because I mean, let's look at I mean,
Penn State. People thought this team was going to make
a run to the national championship. They thought that they
were all right, here we go. Here's the second Lane
Kiffin clip.
Speaker 5 (30:33):
I want to be very clear, I am not a hoe.
I just have whoe tendency. I'm excited to be at
LSU with a brand new pool of barely legal girls
to send sweaty underwhere yoga selfies too.
Speaker 3 (30:45):
I'm going to go on a terror.
Speaker 5 (30:46):
I prayed and prayed, and luckily God agreed with me
that I should chase a.
Speaker 3 (30:50):
One hundred million dollar contract.
Speaker 5 (30:52):
I believe the eleventh Commandment says thou shalt sleep with
your nineteen year old daughter's friends. It's my favorite. I
like skinny butts. What can I say? I love to
post nonsensical yuppie self help scripture on Twitter.
Speaker 3 (31:05):
Here's my favorite day two hundred and forty seven.
Speaker 5 (31:10):
Keep Ole missing limbo while you send gross selfies to
teenage bimbos.
Speaker 3 (31:13):
It's deep.
Speaker 5 (31:14):
My old decoordinator stayed behind and that disloyalty really hurts.
Speaker 1 (31:21):
Wow. Wow, can we can you have the beginning of
that one one more time? Just real quick, just I.
Speaker 3 (31:26):
Want to be very clear. I am not a hoe.
I just have whole tendency.
Speaker 5 (31:31):
I'm excited to be at LSU with a brand new
pool of barely legal girls to send sweaty underwear yoga
selfies too.
Speaker 3 (31:38):
I'm going to go on a terror.
Speaker 5 (31:39):
I prayed and prayed, and luckily God agreed with me
that I should chase a.
Speaker 3 (31:43):
One hundred million dollar contract.
Speaker 5 (31:45):
I believe the eleventh Commandment says thou shalt sleep with
your nineteen year old daughter's friends.
Speaker 1 (31:50):
That's my favorite, that's the one I believe in the
eleventh Commandment, thou shalt sleep with your nineteen year old
daughter's friends. But you know it's funny. You know what's
the worst By the way, these were fake press conferences
are not real. Uh do you know what's the worst
part about that? Like for Lane Kiffin, all that is
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true because he will be hooking up with LSU co eds.
All right, we will talk to Hugh Millen. Coming up
next Factor Fiction Next Hour. Dan Graziano from ESPN at
noon
Wednesday night against the La Kings. All Right, each hour,
listen for the sounder to play, and you'd be the
tenth caller at two six, two eight six ninety five
ninety five. I also want to say I had a
great time the night before Thanksgiving. I want to just
send a huge shout out to the Kraken that game
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I was at against the Dallas Stars on Wednesday night.
They ended up losing, but it was good running into
the great people with the Kraken, Dan Leiwecki, who is
the nephew of Todd, many of the oh No, great
person Bill in the marketing department, all the fine people
in the Kraken. I just got to say, man, if
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you want to you want to take the family to
an event, that's a perfect event to take them to.
That place is sold out every game, it's electric. It's
just I have such great time when I go to
cracking game, and I'm just amazed for Seattle being a
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newbie hockey town and yet people here have wrapped their
arms like a big grizzly teddy bear around this franchise
and listen, you can see that they're doing much better
this year under Layin Lambert they're doing much better, and
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you know, they got to establish some consistency. They still
don't have a Nathan McKinnon. And what's weird is that,
you know, I'm looking at born and raised. The only
home team I grew up root and four in the
state of Massachusetts was the Bruins and former Kraken Morgan
Geeky is second in the league this year and goal scored.
Imagine him on this team right now, just saying, but listen,
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it's a great event to take the family to. And
I just I love it and I love just the presentation,
the production, everything is just it's top notch. I figured,
I'm like, eh, and I came here, I'm like, ah,
I want to see I don't know about hockey. Yeah,
you know, they're not an original six. What do they know? Well,
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they know a lot. They know how to put on
a class a first class presentation. Uh CPA is one
of the nicer arenas period, whether you're talking NHL, NBA,
you name it. It is just unbelievable. Love that place.
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You can eat off the ground literally literally eat off
the ground there, and it's just a great event to
go to. So I highly implore you when the Kraken,
you know, come back in town. They're on the road
against Edmonton. I don't know why there's this five day
layoff between Saturday's home game un to when they play
Edmonton coming up, but there is. And that's Saturday. Uh yeah,
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it was Saturday's game against Edmonton. And but it's a
great place to go to. But you got to go
to a cracking game. Take the family out there. It's
awesome and you will enjoy it and it's just a
fun time. And you know, every cracking game I've gone,
and I think six of them so far, going back
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to last year, and I love it. I just love
going out there to the games. And yeah, we And
I love Bowie. I love I love Bowie the mascot.
I think she's the best mascot of course, next to
Sebastian the Ibis and sports. I love Bowie. I'm a
big Booie fan. He's awesome. He is awesome. Back dude,
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he is great. That blue hair troll. I wish I
could just get in you know, kid, I want to
do this. This is a wish list before the end
of the year. And I saw our boy kid in
a press box. Neil Scott I want to get Neil,
Scott and Bowie in studio for the entire show, the
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entire show. Sky told Neil, I said, dude, you have
an open invite, like you're a legend here, man. I know,
like listen, dude, like I love Neil's the best man.
I want to get those guys in studio. It's like,
you know what I mean, Hey, Booie's better, you know,
and you know, mascots don't talk, and you know, he's
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better on the air than I am. So that would
be great. A lot of you would love to have
Bowie on the air than me. He's just I love
that mascot. It's great. All right. So last night, oh oh,
I gotta say what hey, kid, I'd like to announce
the picking the Locks Tag Team Champions of the World,
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the Great Lee Sterling, the bet Dog, MJ Mark James
picking the Locks Tag Team Champions. Kid. I gotta admit, man,
and I give Softy and did credit. I give them credit.
They went toe to toe, you know, the pros beat
to Joe's, but they they held their own. Dick went
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five and oh Dick was undefeated.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
So it all falls on Softy. What be a team player?
So much for that one. Yeah, good job, Softy.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
Yeah yeah, Dick, Dick carried the weight on that one.
Five and oh five and oh, but they held their own.
And it's a team game. Uh, Lee Sterling and I
together the pros. This is why you love us, why
you trust the picks on factor fiction on picking the locks,
we went seven and three, that's seventy percent. And kid,
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we were five and three going into Sunday night. And
I gotta tell you, I didn't like Lee's pick on
the Commanders plus six and a half Marcus Mariona, I
didn't like it. But and here was the worst part.
So in that game, Denver gets the ball to start
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ot and in the new rules, the team so it
was a good thing, but the Commander's allowed a touchdown
and I said, oh, they're not gonna come back and score.
There's no way they're coming back. And kudos to Marcus Mariota. Man,
you watch the game, right, I did. Yeah, he drove
him down the field, right McLaurin. And he drove him
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down the field and then he got I think it
was Deebo. Deebo got close to the touchdown and then
he got the touchdown. I think to McLaurin and they
scored and I said, you know what, dan Quinn, I
know what he's gonna do here. He has to you
gotta go for two. He's gonna go tom Osborne Nebraska.
And he went for two. And I said, well, we
win because now we don't have to worry about you know,
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we would have won anyway because at that point, if
Denver scored a touchdown, they wouldn't have kicked the extra point.
But I'm like anyway. And then last night, kid, it
was all on the line, your boy, MJ. It was
all on the line. Kid. I had the New England
Patriots first half team total over thirteen and a half points,
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and in the first quarter I got a punt, a
ninety four yard punt returned for a touchdown, and I said,
we're looking good, but it's not over yet. And thankfully,
do you know how many points of Patriots scoring the
first half last night? Thirty? You know, I'm by the
scoring the second half three. So yeah, the pros MJ
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and Lee Sterling beat the Joe's Softy and Dick. But
it was close, and it was closer than I ever
thought it would be. So it was it was a
They went sixty three and one, so that's not shabby either.
That's sixty three percent. We just, you know, we just
happened to go better. And if it wasn't for Josh Allen,
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who well, and I get it. That's why Joe Brady
to me, is going to be an unbelievable head coach
in the NFL or college football. They decided, Hey, we
don't need to throw against Pittsburgh. We're gonna run the ball.
They can't stop us. James Cook looked like Thurman Thomas
and Josh Allen he threw for like one hundred and
twenty three yards. That killed one of my picks. But
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nonetheless we came through and it was we are the
tag team champions of the world. I could do the
whole queen, we are the champions, but I won't do it.
But we won, and we should have won. I mean,
the pro should beat the Joes. Ohio State and Oregon
is like the Playboy Mansion of the nineteen nineties or
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two thousands, where you're Hugh Hefner and you might have
Carmen Electra still a smoke show, Still a smoke show.
Jenny McCarthy, still, Pamela Anderson that's an age set great Fallen,
Oh Pam, Oh Pam, and and the late great Anna
(09:10):
Nicole Smith. But then you know what I got. I
got Tracy Bing from Baywatch, I got her, I got Uh,
I've got all these others that are even hotter maybe
than the stars. I've got Miss April, Miss May, Miss June.
(09:30):
And then I got you know, Tiffany Fallon coming up
in the two thousands, and it's like, that's Ohio State
and Oregon. They are three and four deep of four
and five star elite talent. It takes time to build
that where when Caleb Downs comes off the field, oh oh,
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there's this, there's his replacement next year and he's ready
to take Caleb Spot, who's going to be a top
five pick in the draft, by the way, Like that's
what you need. You need that depth. That is just
ridiculous and it takes time. So for the second year
for Jedfish, the season was what I thought it would be.
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But Dan Lanning is in year four at Oregon and
now you're seeing the residual effects of that. You have
four straight recruiting classes and oh, by the way, it's
not like the last guy. The current head coach of
the U Mario Cristobal left the cupboard empty either, so
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he left them with a nice cupboard there before the
portal really started to come into effect. And then Dan
Lanning has been able to capitalize on that. And that's
where Jedfish in this Washington program. That's the next step
for this program to get to. You got to look
at it, kid. The Seattle Seahawks and John Schneider when
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they decided to part ways with Pete Carroll, they said,
our template that we have to be better than are
the la Rams. We have to be better than that.
I have John Schneider basically, and I'm playing a role
playing here. I don't know really. He said, I've got
to be better than less sneed and I need my
next coach to be better than Sean McVay. And that's
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why the Seattle Seahawks right now are in a position
to go to the NFC Championship Game for the first
time in a decade and possibly to the Super Bowl
because they were built and that's the way that Jed
Fish and the Huskies need to build the program going
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up against Oregon. Oregon now they are the gold standard.
They are the template, and it takes time. You lost
everybody from two years ago, I mean, penix, A, Doonsay,
Paul McMillan, everyone, And it takes time. But they've got
And here's another thing too. Demon Williams is a small quarterback.
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I like him, but you can't play small in big
games like Ohio State and Oregon and Michigan. You can't
play small in those games. You have to play big
in those games. And I thought the guy he reminded
me a lot of Kyler Murray at Oklahoma, but I
haven't seen that yet. He's not there yet, and he
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needs to, you know. I think it's good that Jed
is coming back for next year and he's not going
anywhere else. Ucla hired their their next coach, Bob Chesney
from James Madison, and Florida just hired John Sumral from Tulane.
So I think it's good for both you, Dub and
Jed Fish that they come back together for another year.
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Because you're gonna run it back with Demon Williams and
Hayden Vines Bright. You're gonna see Jordan Washington and Muhammad
and this team come back. Now you're gonna lose Denzel
Boston and Jonah Coleman. But now you have to do
what Oregon does. Oh we just replaced them. Oh, oh
we lost Dylan Gabriel. Oh here's bo Nicks. Oh we
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lose bon Nicks. Oh here's Dante Moore. That's what you
have to do. You have to always plan for next, next, next, next.
You have to be ready, willing, and able. And I
think this program is in a good spot. They're in
a good spot, but they like there's a lot of
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things that this team needs to work on. And I
think what they need to work on more than anything, kid,
you have to Oregon's got to be your gold standard.
They have to be because they're it. They're the measuring
stick to Washington. They have been for the last fifteen years.
And two years ago you were better than Oregon. You
swept them. Since then not so much. So now you
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have to get back to that level. And I think
that they're getting there. And an eight win season in
year two is not bad. It's nothing to be ashamed of.
Should have been nine, shouldn't have lost to Wisconsin. But
now now the next step for Washington. Right now, kid,
at this time one year from now, when you and
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I are here and you and I are boasting our
great hair because we are follically blessed and genetically blessed
by our family, our parents and our grandparents. I need
to be talking about. Okay, kid, what do you think
about the Huskies? They gotta go to Notre Dame or
Oklahoma for round one or maybe they're hosting. That's the
conversation we need to be having a year for now
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about the Washington football Huskies program. Playoffs. One year from now, playoffs,
that is it. And I know you're in one of
the Big two conferences. That's okay. Now you have to
take that next step. Now you you have to compete
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and hopefully beat Ohio State and get back to beating
Oregon like you did two years ago. That's what we
have to be looking at next year. Oh oh hey,
round two looks like Washington could face their former coach
Caitlin de Bore in round two. That's the next step
for this program. And I believe they can get there.
I do believe in it. But Jetfish has to tighten
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things up and his play calling. Dude, you need to
look at Lane Kiffen. You need to Lane Kiffin is
a better play caller than Jetfish. And oh I have
a statistics is gonna blow your mind? Kid? You ready
for what LSU just paid for ninety one million dollars?
Are you ready for this? Kid? Get read to mean?
Do you want to know what Lane Kiffen against top
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ten teams? Not top ten teams are tough to beat.
He's five and six. Do you know what he is
in his career against top twenty five teams? Thirteen and
twenty five? He's twelve games below five hundred against top
twenty five teams. That's what you just gave ninety one
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million dollars too? Okay, all right, all right, okay, okay,
oh see all right are you serious? I am? I
am very serious. Yeah, he's twelve games below five hundred.
(16:26):
And this guy was the uh the prom queen this year.
He's the one that Florida and Auburn and LSU and
everybody else is fighting over. Okay, all right. By the way,
we have Elaane Kiffin fake press conference coming up and
hitting to all fields, which you are not gonna wanna miss.
It is it is, Oh, it is so perfect. It
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is so good. Big show today Huesday, Tuesday. Hugh Millan
coming up at eleven and Dan Graziano from ESPN coming
up at noon tomorrow, Big Show tomorrow, Mike Dugar at
All as always, and the guy You're gonna see at
four o'clock tonight, hosting what could be the best or
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the worst moment of my twenty well the second best
or worst moment of my twenty twenty five year. Reese
Davis from ESPN, the host of Game Day and the
host of the college football ranking show, coming out today
at four o'clock. Reese Davis will join us tomorrow at noon,
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Big Guests, Big Time. That's what we do, Kid and
your boy MJ. Let's go all right, coming up next
and don't forget kid, Kid, you ready for uh your
How did you do last week? In Factor fiction?
Speaker 2 (17:46):
One to no?
Speaker 1 (17:47):
So I can ask for Oh what was one to push?
Speaker 3 (17:49):
No?
Speaker 1 (17:50):
I don't have one pack. Oh that's short week. Who
who'd you take?
Speaker 2 (17:53):
Oh? You put me on the spot real quick. I
ended up going last week for Week thirteen, I took
Dallas plus three and a half at home versus the Chiefs.
So remember chief.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
That was a That was a really great pick. Yeah,
that was a By the way, here come the Cowboys. Dude.
Oh my god, I don't want to chink them, but yeah,
well leave it alone. No, But I mean, like here
they come. Man, They're they're in, like they're in this
thing now, I right now Thursday night, that game again
on Prime Thursday Night. It's in your finger. No, that
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could be a playoff elimination game Dallas, because whoever wins,
that's gonna have the tiebreaker. And I mean that is huge.
All right, Coming up next college football playoff rankings are
coming out today and what's gonna happen automatic bids and
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will the Committee get it right? And the fake Lane
Kiffin press conference coming up at ten forty five and
hitting to all fields. Don't forget. Kid's gonna play a
sounder for your chance to win a pair of tickets
to see the Kracking on Cracking ticket Tuesday beat the
tenth Caller at two o six two eight six ninety
five ninety five, Kid MJMJ in the midday. Well well
(19:10):
well well that's what the College Football Committee now has
in store for tonight or actually this afternoon at four o'clock.
Whether or not Miami who beat Notre Dame, they have
the same record, they have common opponents, NC State, Pitt
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and Syracuse and Miami has a higher margin of victory
over those teams than Notre dameed Oh, and Stanford. Let's
not forget Stanford. And yet, why is this the thing?
Shouldn't head to head determine everything? I mean to me?
And if the committee botches this, and I expect them to,
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I'm prepared for the worst and I hope for the best.
Expect them to botch this thing today, then college football
will have hit in all time low because the number
one rule in sports is head to head. So let's
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just say, for instance, let me give you a couple
examples here. Let's say the Washington Huskies are ten in two, okay,
and the Oregon Ducks are ten in two, which they
actually are ten in two, and the committee is vacillating
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back and forth. Who should go to the playoffs? Should
it be the Huskies or the Ducks? Well, the first
and number one determining factor should be head to head.
Will the Huskies beat the Ducks? So the Huskies, by
virtue of head to head should go to the college
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football playoffs. Now that didn't happen, I'm talking here, hypothetical scenario.
How would you feel put yourselves right now? In the
shoes of Miami. You can hate Miami all you want.
You can think Miami's scum and go back to the
days of you know, when people call us thugs and
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gangsters and all that. Whatever you want to say, Fine,
the Luther Campbell days and all that. Whatever you want
to however you want to look at the you you
can do it. But to this is about the integrity
of the game. And if head to head, if both
teams didn't play each other, then it's a different story.
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Then it's then then, but both teams played each other.
And I talked to Booger McFarlane last night and I
said to Booger, I said, listen, I'm trying to get
him on the show. He's booked up this week, so
we're looking forward to hopefully getting them on next week.
And I said to Booger, thank you for saying what
you said. And he said, what is that? And I said,
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you said, the only metric that I need to know
is head to head. That's it. Because if two teams play,
let's go and use the NFL. Let's say the Seahawks
and Rams. Okay, let's say the Seahawks and Rams have
the same record in the NFL, they get it right.
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They go head to head, then they go division, then
they go a bunch of different other tiebreaker scenarios. But
the NFL, there is a criteria in a system, not
this will the eye test? What eye test do you need?
And Booger said, the only metric I need to see
is when they played each other on the field. And
believe me, you look at the final score and you say, oh,
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it was a close game. It wasn't that close. Miami
dominated that game on both sides of the ball. And
if you don't believe me, you can ask Notre Dame
head coach Marcus Freeman, who admitted that after the game,
he said that we couldn't do anything. He said, we
just couldn't do anything against that pass rush and we
could not stop them. That's it. By the way, Jeremiah Love,
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who's a Heisman Trophy candidate, go look at his numbers
that game. He was held to under fifty yards in
that game. So the bottom line is this, if you're
gonna take head to head and head to head doesn't
mean anything, then why play the games? Why play them?
So tonight I'm either gonna be really happy or I'm
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gonna be breaking ish all over my place right now.
So I've got stuff in place to if that happens,
because I'm gonna be pissed off like you wouldn't believe.
And now I'm gonna be calling Miami ad Dan Raddickkovich,
and I said, cancel the return games in South Bend
the next two out of three years, in twenty twenty
six and twenty twenty eight. Cancel cancel them because why
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play the games? Why play them? They don't matter. Just
play you know the sisters of the Block of the
Poor and and DeVry An it t t Tech. Okay,
we'll do that. Why play the games anymore? There's no
need to play head to head if a head to
head doesn't matter when you're determining who gets in the
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playoffs and who doesn't. And the fact that this is
even an issue is an absolute, complete effing joke. So
we'll find out college football tonight. We'll find out. And
if you if you drop the ball, and I think
you will, then you're gonna feel a wrath from the
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national media like you have never before. And I put
a phone call into somebody, and I talked to you know,
somebody who knows the chairman of the playoff committee, and
I said to him, you make sure you make sure
you really do the right thing before Tuesday night, because
if you don't, there is a wrath that is coming.
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And I'm not talking out for me. I'm talking about
from the college football media that is out there, Paul Finbaum,
Joel Klatt, Clay Travis Ross, Dellinger, Dan Walkin, Josh Pate,
and all the big wigs, Andy Staples, Brett McMurphy. It's
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gonna hit the fan tonight, so we'll find out. We
will find out. Speaking of hitting the fan, if Lane
Kiffin's press conference actually sounded like this, I'd have more
respect for him. But you are not gonna want to
miss this Huesday. Tuesday. Hugh Millen coming up at eleven,
Kid Factor Fiction eleven thirty five, Dan Graziano at noon.
(25:44):
We already have a winner. Who's the winner? Kid the
ten caller?
Speaker 2 (25:47):
It was I just sent out the information. Let me
get that name again. We had mister Adams, Corey Adams.
Speaker 1 (25:57):
Corey Adams. We will give away two more winners coming
up next hour and the eleven o'clock hour and the
noon hour. Two more winners that will get a chance
to win kracking tickets to the LA Kings game next
Wednesday night at CPA, be the tenth caller that is
(26:18):
coming up all that more MJ in the midday, and
Christopher Kidd be any more disingenuous on his press conference.
I don't even know how much money my contract is.
I don't even Oh, dude, shut the f up, Yes
(26:39):
you do, shut up, don't play that. Oh. I don't
even know how much money it is. I don't want
to know. I just want to know how much the
players are gonna make. Oh. Okay, dude, okay, yeah, we
almost believe that. All right, here's the two. We have
a fake Lane Kiffin press conference, which I would have
loved and respected more than the one that actually took
place in Baton Rouge yesterday.
Speaker 4 (27:01):
I'm leaving for LSU because I am a dirty, nasty
LSU fans are going to be super pissed when I
leave for Alabama in five years.
Speaker 3 (27:09):
I'm not.
Speaker 4 (27:10):
I'm just extremely disloyal, never commit, and I'm always looking
for something better for old miss fans that are pissed off.
There's a coach out there that would literally kill for
this job. His name is Brian Kelly. He wears a
size seven shoe and gets his clothes at bilde Bear.
Speaker 3 (27:27):
Let's be real.
Speaker 4 (27:28):
The co eds at Old Miss for great and all,
but they're prim and proper. Lsu chicks are different. Let's
just say Bobby Petrino is going to be begging me.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
For a job.
Speaker 4 (27:38):
Honestly, I just want to get away from my ex wife.
My favorite part of being Lane Kiffin isn't the coaching.
It's burning down all my goodwill and becoming an arch villain.
Speaker 3 (27:53):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
That that was too funny. Yeah, Lane Kiffin. There's a
lot of women, a lot of actually co eds that
have posted the fact that Lane was Uh, let's just
say Lane was. Hey, listen, man, I give him quit.
I don't have any problem with dad. You got you
got adults consenting. But yeah, he's hooking up with girls
his daughter's age. So there's that at All Miss and
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multiple girls his daughter's age. So that was Uh, Bobby
Betrayo's gonna want a job from me. I love it,
I absolutely love it. All Right, we got one more
coming up with Lane kiffing here. Uh. And by the way,
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we just beeped out the whole part which I didn't
think we needed to. That was the one part that
we probably didn't need to, but aty F bombs and
stuff like that, we would. So we good kid, all right,
are we just gonna make sure that nothing okay? Double check? Yeah,
double check. So these are not the real Lane Kiffin
(28:59):
press conference is. They are AI produced with his voice.
But they're hilarious. I mean, I don't care. We've been
you know, playing these for a long time. They're they're
the funniest thing ever. And yeah, uh, by the way,
how about this one. Did you see this? Twelve of
the AP preseason top twenty five teams finished the regular
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season unranked. That's unbelievable, unbelievable, So like, just do away
with the eight people because it's an absolute joke. Twelve
of them finish unranked. Like well, I think Texas finished ranked,
but they were preseason number one. We know Penn State
finish unranked. They were number two. Wow, that's just insane, unbelievable.
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All right, so we're gonna get you this thing here.
It's like, these these things are like the funniest thing.
I cannot get enough of these. The Jerry Jones kind
we played a bunch of them and the Lane Kiffin one,
and there we got two for Lane Kiff and we
don't want you to miss this one. So yeah, the
(30:13):
EIGHTP poll, which is created in nineteen fifty is probably
something that needs to change, needs to change, It needs
to change immediately, because I mean, let's look at I mean,
Penn State. People thought this team was going to make
a run to the national championship. They thought that they
were all right, here we go. Here's the second Lane
Kiffin clip.
Speaker 5 (30:33):
I want to be very clear, I am not a hoe.
I just have whoe tendency. I'm excited to be at
LSU with a brand new pool of barely legal girls
to send sweaty underwhere yoga selfies too.
Speaker 3 (30:45):
I'm going to go on a terror.
Speaker 5 (30:46):
I prayed and prayed, and luckily God agreed with me
that I should chase a.
Speaker 3 (30:50):
One hundred million dollar contract.
Speaker 5 (30:52):
I believe the eleventh Commandment says thou shalt sleep with
your nineteen year old daughter's friends. It's my favorite. I
like skinny butts. What can I say? I love to
post nonsensical yuppie self help scripture on Twitter.
Speaker 3 (31:05):
Here's my favorite day two hundred and forty seven.
Speaker 5 (31:10):
Keep Ole missing limbo while you send gross selfies to
teenage bimbos.
Speaker 3 (31:13):
It's deep.
Speaker 5 (31:14):
My old decoordinator stayed behind and that disloyalty really hurts.
Speaker 1 (31:21):
Wow. Wow, can we can you have the beginning of
that one one more time? Just real quick, just I.
Speaker 3 (31:26):
Want to be very clear. I am not a hoe.
I just have whole tendency.
Speaker 5 (31:31):
I'm excited to be at LSU with a brand new
pool of barely legal girls to send sweaty underwear yoga
selfies too.
Speaker 3 (31:38):
I'm going to go on a terror.
Speaker 5 (31:39):
I prayed and prayed, and luckily God agreed with me
that I should chase a.
Speaker 3 (31:43):
One hundred million dollar contract.
Speaker 5 (31:45):
I believe the eleventh Commandment says thou shalt sleep with
your nineteen year old daughter's friends.
Speaker 1 (31:50):
That's my favorite, that's the one I believe in the
eleventh Commandment, thou shalt sleep with your nineteen year old
daughter's friends. But you know it's funny. You know what's
the worst By the way, these were fake press conferences
are not real. Uh do you know what's the worst
part about that? Like for Lane Kiffin, all that is
(32:11):
true because he will be hooking up with LSU co eds.
All right, we will talk to Hugh Millen. Coming up
next Factor Fiction Next Hour. Dan Graziano from ESPN at
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