May 13, 2025 • 36 mins
MJ discusses that Michael Jordan wasn't the best GM, but he is excited to see how this partnership between NBC and him work out to cover the NBA. Marc and Christopher hit the text line and read back messages from listeners, and the guys wrap the show with Ian Furness as he shares what is lined up for his show.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Do there the NBA on NBC coverage starting next season
on NBC and Peacock so the Goat, which surprises me
because in so many ways he he lows the media
and he's it's never been something that he's really liked.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
He had plenty of opportunities could have gone down that road.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
Of course, he owned the Hornets Bobcats Slash Bobcats that
didn't go well. But I'm gonna say this about Michael.
He was He was not a good owner. Matter of fact,
he was quite awful in terms of a success. But
I'm gonna I'm gonna stick up for him in disrespect
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as an owner. He got screwed in twenty twelve big time,
because yours truly was Christopher Kids nodding his head up
and down, knowing what about that? You know what about
to say?
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Right? I covered that.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Train wreck abortion known as the Bobcats in twenty eleven
twenty twelve as the afternoon host of the Drive on
WFNZ CBS radio in Charlotte. They had the worst winning
percentage in NBA history. They earned the number one pick
in the draft that was going to be that year.
(01:21):
He was the Cooper Cup of twenty twelve, and I
covered this team, his team in the National Championship in
Final four when Kentucky cut down the nets in New
Orleans against Kansas, and that guy's name.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Was Anthony Davis. He was clearly probably the biggest.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Hands down number one pick since Patrick Ewing in nineteen
eighty five.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
I mean, you didn't even have to think about it.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
It was like, whoever wins the number one pick, just
like today at four o'clock is going to take Cooper Flag.
Almost said Cooper Cup. See I'm in Seattle too, I
was let me say, Cooper Cup. Cooper Flag from Duke
out of Maine. Best thing to come out of Maine.
Certainly better than that gold digger girl friend that Bill
Belichick has right by the way, she didn't win Miss Maine.
(02:15):
She didn't win Miss Maine. I love that one. But
not to get detured. The NBA at that time owned
the Hornets. The Hornets at that time were in New Orleans,
and they were owned by the NBA, and they wanted
to They wanted to just offload the Hornets the New
(02:38):
Orleans NBA franchise. So when comes the Saints owner Tom Benson,
And Tom Benson says I'll take care. I'll buy the
New Orleans team. We're gonna rename them. We're going to
rebrand them, which they're called the horrible name. The Pelicans
never had any success, hardly any and whatever success they had,
it didn't last long. Zion Williamson in CJ McCollum, brandon Ingram,
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you name it. It's just been a you know, going
back to I think Austin Rivers might have been on
the team at one point. I don't even remember. It's
just been one. It's just been just absolute horrible down
there with the Pelicans. And I truly believe because the
NBA does this kind of thing. Even Lebron James said
(03:23):
he believed the lottery's fixed.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
He's right, he is right. It was fixed and.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
O three when Cleveland got the number one pick to
get him because he was coming out of Akron and
the Cavaliers were a dormant franchise that couldn't win. When
Lebron left and went to Miami and they were decimated
worst record in the league. They got the number one pick,
they earned Kyrie Irving. Then they got the number one
pick or two pick in twenty twelve. Then they got
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the number one pick in twenty thirteen, Anthony Bennett total busts,
so they gave him the number one pick. In twenty
fourteen Andrew Wiggins out of Kansas not a bust. But
then Lebron comes in and gets some traded for Kevin Love.
All right, the Bobcats should have gotten the number one
pick and it would have been a d the Unibrow
come to Charlotte. As matter of fact, Yours truly asked
(04:10):
him after he won the national championship with Kentucky, hey
have you looked? I was the first one. Have you
looked for real estate in Charlotte yet? And he just laughed.
He's like, no, not yet, but uh, you know, I'm
looking forward to my future. It was a slam dunk.
(04:31):
So I fly into Charlotte Airport in May mid May.
I went somewhere. I think it went down to Miami
for a weekend. I come back on a Sunday night,
or it might have been a Monday night or Tuesday night.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
I don't remember.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
And I go from Charlotte Airport to jockson Jills, which
was a huge sports bar in Charlotte and Atlanta, formerly
owned by the late Great Craig Seger, by the way,
and I go into Jockson Jills and I'm in the
lottery and David Stern and the second pick of the
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twenty twelve NBA draft goes.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
To They unveil the envelope the Charlotte Bobcats, and I'm like,
and I just remember f bombing in a public place.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
What you know?
Speaker 1 (05:21):
Like, they screwed the Bobcats, and they screwed Michael Jordan
because guests who the Bobcats took it number two? Anthony
Davis's teammate, Michael kid Gilchrist And let's just say he
was a bus to be nice.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
He was a bust.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Had the Bobcats gotten Anthony Davis, I think Michael Jordan
would still be an owner in the NBA.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
I truly believe that. I do. They screwed Charlotte.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
They screwed Michael Jordan, and just like they screwed the
city of Seattle, obviously screwing Seattle much worse than Charlotte.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
But you get and by the way, hey, what is Charlotte.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Ben Sin's nothing, nothing, nothing, LaMelo Ball's nice, Brandon Millers,
he's nice. But they aren't any closer to winning even
with Michael Jordan no longer being an owner if they
didn't screw them over, because I believe that there was
a backdoor deal between David Stern and Tom Benson that
(06:21):
he said, if you take the NBA off our hands,
we're gonna give you an All Star Game next year,
and we're gonna give you the number one pick in
this shraft. Let me tell you something that Charlotte Bobcats earned.
They had the worst winning percentage in NBA history seven
and fifty nine, seven and fifty nine. I remember doing
shows back then saying I don't know if the Bobcats
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could beat Duke or North Carolina.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
And I was serious, Really, they were that bad.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
So Michael's back, I like it only based on a
one condition.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
And Stephen A. Smith was on First Take this.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
Morning and was asked about Michael Jordan coming to NBC.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
For the NBA coverage.
Speaker 4 (07:14):
Michael Jordan will serve as a special contributor to NBC's
upcoming NBA coverage, the network announced, Stephen A.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
And what capacity.
Speaker 5 (07:24):
That's what I want to know, A contributor and what
regard you know.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
What I'm saying. I mean analysis, all right? An analysis?
Speaker 6 (07:32):
Well, first of all, obviously we are talking about the goat,
the greatest ever, Okay, so certainly the qualifications are there.
I just want to know, because you know that's my brother. Yes,
I love my brother, Michael, Michael Jordan's I just want
to know, is it gonna be the Michael Jordan you
know that that that that you see on television, or
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is it gonna be the Michael Jordan we speak too,
because Michael Jordan we speak too.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
Oh, it's gonna be epic. It's gonna be epic.
Speaker 5 (08:00):
This brother, the things that he will say and the
way that he says them, and the way that he
breaks him down. Lord, have mercy, Molly. That's on another level,
you understand.
Speaker 6 (08:11):
But if it's NBC and the little kids out there
are watching, and you know he wants to mind his
manners about every little syllable he utters, Eh, it'll be
all right.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
But that brother ain't used to be at all.
Speaker 4 (08:27):
Right.
Speaker 6 (08:27):
He used to be in great And I'm telling you
as somebody who has spoken to him about basketball on many, many,
many occasions over the years, over the decades, obviously he
knows what the hell he's talking about, okay, and he
don't miss words.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
Hey, just as an NBA fan. No, he doesn't know.
He doesn't do We have the end where he talks
about the cigar. Oh, Lord, that.
Speaker 6 (08:57):
To break that brother, don't talked about Listen.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
I want to hear that when he.
Speaker 5 (09:04):
Got the cigar in his mouth, it's a different cat.
It's a different cat that just took him with the
man got the cigar. Okay, they said, NBC my advice,
let him go, let.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Him Steve, he's right about that. Man.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
Just don't pull punches, Michael, you don't need to. Don't
pull punches. He won't be worse than Brady. But we've
seen great players in the past as analysts fail miserably.
Joe Montana, Emmett Smith, Eric Dickerson, Marcus Allen, Wayne Gritzky
not so great.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
Jerry Rice.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
Oh, Jerry Rice is so painful to watch on TV. So, Michael,
just like Stephen A. Smith said, just be you, but
be you with no filter. You got nothing to prove.
You don't need the NBC. NBC needs you. Remember that,
be better than your former Dream Team teammate who he
(10:09):
doesn't talk to anymore. They had a falling out Charles Barkley,
and I hope those two guys resolve that Charles Barkley
said some pretty bad things about Michael as an owner. Really,
what Barkley said was, and this is true, and I
can verify this. Barkley wasn't wrong. Barkley said that Michael
Jordan has too many yes men in the Hornets Bobcats
(10:30):
franchise that won't tell him that two letter word no,
and there's too many sicko fans working underneath him and
they won't stand up to him.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
And Barkley wasn't wrong. I know it, I saw it.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
You know, it's tough, it's tough to but oh, I
think this is so cool.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
You know it's not so cool.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
ESPN just denounced a contract extension with Chris Berman till
twenty twenty nine. Why why why have you seen this
guy in HD definition? It makes little kids cry? I
mean that dude's got more wrinkles on his face on
(11:14):
an HDTV than a freaking roadmap.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
Why you parted ways with the guy? Why bring it?
I mean, I got you bring him back for prime time?
Speaker 1 (11:24):
You do it on Sunday night, and you let him
do his three minutes during Monday night football, and you
can do his you know, he can make his nineteen
seventies Earth Winding Fire references. Why why Chris Berman? Seriously,
I don't get it. I just don't get it. So
he can get his fifty years in it. Oh god,
(11:46):
it's so. I love the fact that you signed Dick
Fi Tale to a two year extents. You know why,
because Dick Fi Tale can still go. And Dick Fi
Towell looks great, I mean still looks great on TV.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
He does.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
He looks the same as he's ever looked, even after
having sixty eight chemo therapy treatments. That's awesome. Chris Berman,
Why he's he's washed, He's cooked. It's painful to watch him.
He made some like reference like oh, he makes references
(12:18):
that nobody under the age of forty eight years old
had any idea what he's talking about. Literally, it's so painful.
He'll make some reference to like some obscure group like
the Mamas and papas. It's like stop, stop. Oh, by
the way, though, this is this is good news for ESPN.
(12:40):
Rich Eisen is taking his talents to ESPN, which I
think is a great move for rich Eisen. ESPN's gonna
go DTC direct to consumer, and rich Eisen's a big deal.
I was there in twenty and two, twenty three years
ago as a production assistant. The day that rich Eisen
got escorted out by Secure in Bristol, I couldn't believe
(13:02):
what I was seeing before my very eyes. I'm like,
you're gonna do this? Man like this. I'm like, you see,
he's gonna go on and be huge, And of course
he was. He's been the face of NFL network. And
by the way, what does NFL network anymore? NFL networks nothing.
I think the NFL network. They're even saying MBTV NBA
TV is in trouble. I heard MLB TV is in trouble.
NFL network probably won't exist in a few years. Seriously,
(13:25):
without rich Eisen, it should never exist because he was
the NFL network. So yep, he's going back to ESPN.
According to Andrew Marshan with The Athletic, all right, y'all
got so many great texts today.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
You heard what I said about the.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
Girl who tried basically saying for me to meet with
her for dinner, that she wanted me to zell her
or venmo her five hundred dollars. Yeah, the text line
has had no shortage of replies I've had to basically
screenshot that text line because we've gotten so many replies.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
So we'll get to that.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
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Speaker 1 (15:49):
All right, what do you say? Text of the day?
Four nine four five one. We got a ton of
them today. I told you the story of you know,
and and I didn't give it proper context in the
sense that I'd already met her once we met for coffee,
and she was like, yeah, hotter than a day in
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July in the middle Florida an eleven, and then she
hits me before we're about to go to dinner. Hey,
you know, would you mind to show me how much
you care sending me five hundred dollars for a new
dress tonight? Like, yeah, that's gonna be a hard pass
for me, all right, Christopher kid lead us off from him.
Speaker 8 (16:27):
He talked about the rigging of the NBA draft regarding
the lottery and how that works.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
Even Lebron said it's happened.
Speaker 8 (16:36):
So Jeff Listener three six Oh, the NBA screwed over
the Detroit Pistons two seasons ago. They had the worst
record and should have gotten whimby, but of course, no surprise,
the Spurs get them big.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
That's right, dude, I'll go back, you go back to
like you know, this is one of my first memories
of basketball, is in like really.
Speaker 2 (16:59):
Early part of my childhood and like, and.
Speaker 1 (17:04):
They actually screwed the Pacers in nineteen eighty five. They
had a frozen envelope and so like they knew the
envelopes you take out, don't take out the frozen envelope
until the end. That was the Knicks, so they could
get Patrick Ewing.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
You think it was by accident the Knicks.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
The Knicks were down and they got Patrick Ewing Ewing,
So it happened. Then it happened with the Cleveland Cavaliers
and Lebron and O three, it happened with the Chicago
Bulls and Derrick Rose in eight. It happened with Cleveland
in twenty thirteen, twenty fourteen as well. And they wanted
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to get that French. Yes, they did get great one
out of that.
Speaker 2 (17:48):
All right.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
So here's a lot of techs from a few hours
ago about people about this girl, Mark, What kind of
gold diggers are you asking out? We might start calling
you Belichick. Well, the only difference is I don't pay
for it. How about this? Uh, it's MJ. It's amazing
how money those Nigerian princes need.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (18:06):
And from the two five three, and women wonder why
they can't find a good man anyone who would ask
for money in that manner before date is a train
wreck after a train wreck from the debts from the
two oh three, from the two five three, excuse me?
From the two o six, Wow, MJ, you're batting better
in Seattle than the Mariners have all season.
Speaker 2 (18:23):
From the two oh six.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
She may have shown up with Gregor and Ivan to
relieve you of your wallet Yes from the three six
zho perfect response. My responsor is like, yeah, I'm gonna
pass on that, but good luck in your future sugar
daddy quests. But this will be great material for my
radio show. From the four two five. Looks like dating
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Seattle dating isn't like Miami. Good move dropping that vampire age?
Mark your bread? These pictures aren't her? From the two
o six, Wow, Mark, what app did you say that
you're using for these dates? L?
Speaker 2 (18:57):
Hell? No app on the one? No app?
Speaker 1 (19:01):
From the three six to oh escort question mark from
the two five three?
Speaker 2 (19:07):
Lol striking out worse than Julio? Uh? Two o six?
What the hell kind of women do you attract?
Speaker 4 (19:13):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (19:13):
This one is the best one? From the four two five?
Where are you finding these females? I go out with
hookers and they don't come at me like that?
Speaker 2 (19:21):
Lol?
Speaker 1 (19:22):
Nico, Nico, you might be the what do you say?
Text of the day from the three six? Oh what
massage parlor are you shopping at? From the two o
six MJ? Where are you finding these women hanging out
the local Goodwill? From the two five three? What website
you keep finding these broads?
Speaker 8 (19:42):
On?
Speaker 1 (19:43):
From the two five three, where do you find these ladies?
From the two o six, where are you meeting these people?
Speaker 2 (19:48):
Mark?
Speaker 1 (19:49):
And from the two five three? What kind of psychos
are you dating? A bunch of emojis? Where are you
meeting these bums? So there you go, Christopher, Kid, you
do the next ten.
Speaker 8 (20:00):
This is from Marcus out of the two six. I
didn't realize the sweep in May was going to be
so detrimental to people's outlook on this team. Hope they
continue to have that outlook so I can keep getting
cheap tickets.
Speaker 2 (20:12):
Ooh, keep going, man.
Speaker 8 (20:18):
Let's see from the two five to three we talked
about we played the audio of the gentleman that won
big money gambling. Yes, so from the two five three
texted in he says he or she says they got
a buddy that hit a seventy nine thousand slot a
few months back at Emerald Queen Casino.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
Shot the front door. Really seventy nine k man, that's
a lot of cheese there.
Speaker 8 (20:46):
If he's looking to donate my cash?
Speaker 1 (20:48):
App Hey, Mark, uh that recruit the sixteen year old
from the three six h Nah? If I saw my
kid swimming with an adult in his underwhere i'd be
having words.
Speaker 2 (21:01):
Yeah, yeah, I think everybody would be.
Speaker 8 (21:04):
From the two O six rod What actors should they
cast in the new Miami Vice movie.
Speaker 2 (21:12):
There's there's an Oh, it's a sequel. I'm gonna do
my googles.
Speaker 1 (21:16):
Yeah, yeah, I knew the Jamie Fox Colin Ferrell was
was not going to be successful, and it wasn't. It
was okay, But I was living down there when they
were filming that, And you know, Michael Mark, that is
what the O stands for at the University of Oregon,
Screw the Ducks.
Speaker 8 (21:38):
Yes, So I just looked it up, Miami Vice Movie
and the works with Joseph Kosinski directing, So it's definitely
in the work. So who but not a sequel, says
Miami Vice Movie. Don't say sql. Let me, I mean,
I guess I could read further into it. Let me
Miami Vice remake for Universal Pictures. So it's a remake,
(22:01):
Top Gun Maverick filmmaker Joseph is gonna be doing it.
So who you're casting.
Speaker 1 (22:06):
For it, that's a great question. Chris, Holy moly, holy guacamole.
You want someone to play Don Johnson, then you want
someone Krockett and tubs. Okay, I got it. Terrence Howard
for tubbs. Okay, okay, I got Terrence Howard. Is that's him?
He will be perfect for Crockett, who played Don Johnson.
(22:33):
Gotta be younger, not too young. Can't be Leo DiCaprio,
he's too old. It's gotta be someone who's handsome.
Speaker 2 (22:43):
Ryan Gosling, No younger.
Speaker 1 (22:46):
I would say maybe Timothy shallow May. He's hot right
now in terms of his right coming off playing Bob Dylan.
Maybe Timothy shallow May. He could pull that off. Jellou
his hair back, Yeah, yeah, where Yeah, Timothy shallow May.
Speaker 2 (23:01):
I'll go with that. I could be persuaded on somebody
better from a three six O.
Speaker 8 (23:07):
Oregon's campus should now be called never Land Ranch.
Speaker 1 (23:11):
Oh oh, drop the mic, drop the mic.
Speaker 2 (23:18):
Oh, we have a winner. It's over. It's over. Oh,
forget about it. It's over.
Speaker 1 (23:29):
Dan Lanning, your wife has gotta be saying, what the
F were you thinking?
Speaker 2 (23:36):
It's just a bad, sketchy look really bad. MJ. Do
your homework.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
Duck Suck never had double digit wins until Phil Knight
started subsidizing them in the early two thousands. Oh man,
that's that's funny never d rich obviously of Michael Jackson reference.
And it's not a not a good Michael Jackson reference.
Speaker 8 (24:06):
Our winner from last week, Troy the grand Cash. If
you guys remember that week plugged him. So Troy texted
in said, MJ I was the winner last week. I'll
spot you five hundred bucks. What are you saying?
Speaker 1 (24:17):
Well, I'll tell you this man, if you do, I
would appreciate that, But guess what that'll go towards the
Knicks tonight plus six and a half. I'm not spending
it out. I am not giving Hey, my name's not
Robert kraft Or. Who was the dude that used to
be married to Elizabeth Hurley? The Englishman that got caught
with a I remember her name more than him. Her
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last name was Brown, Yolanda Brown, and he got caught
with her in a certain compromising situation.
Speaker 2 (24:48):
Do you remember that guy.
Speaker 1 (24:50):
Elizabeth Hurley's he's still an actor, good actor. Elizabeth Hurley's
ex husband, Hugh Oh?
Speaker 2 (24:59):
What was his?
Speaker 4 (24:59):
Was he?
Speaker 2 (25:00):
You? No?
Speaker 4 (25:02):
No? No?
Speaker 7 (25:03):
No?
Speaker 2 (25:03):
Uh, God is killing me?
Speaker 4 (25:05):
No?
Speaker 2 (25:06):
Not that guy? Who is the guy? Uh got caught?
Speaker 4 (25:13):
Now?
Speaker 2 (25:13):
Now, now this is now I need to.
Speaker 1 (25:15):
Know with the hooker it was all over Leno and
uh oh Hugh Grant. Hugh Grant, Yes, Divine Brown, not
Divine Brown, that was her name, Hugh Brant.
Speaker 2 (25:28):
Hugh Grant, Yes, No, I don't. I don't.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
I'm not Hugh Grant or robber Craft. I don't pay
for it, never have never will. I mean, we all
pay for it. But there you go, Hugh Grant. And
someone say, hey, Mark, Terrence Howard as old as hell
I know, but I like Terrence Howard. I like him,
and I think you can make him look younger.
Speaker 8 (25:47):
Last one for me from the three six. Oh So,
since it's rigged regarding the lottery, who is going to
get the number one tonight?
Speaker 1 (26:01):
That's a great question, and I'm gonna say they gotta
make sure that Cooper flag goes to a team that
is going to.
Speaker 2 (26:13):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (26:17):
The team with the best chance for the number one
pick is it's gonna be them. It'll be them. And
by the way, is there anybody more Cooper flag Lily
White for this organization?
Speaker 2 (26:32):
Utah?
Speaker 1 (26:33):
Definitely, Utah Cooper Flags Ttart looking at Salt Lake City, baby,
you are going now, they do have the highest chance
to get the number one pick. I'm gonna bet and
I don't think you can bet this Utah gets the
number one pick. They've been dormant for so long they
need to resuscitate that franchise. The Utah Jazz will get
Cooper Flag today. You watch great question though, great question
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on that it'll be Utah. And by the way, what's
more white or who's more white than Cooper Flag going
to Utah than the Jazz? Come on, you know this, Mark,
bro is this the same girl assing for money? A
different one? A different one? Two five three?
Speaker 2 (27:12):
Mark?
Speaker 1 (27:12):
Obviously your choice of women leaves much to be desired,
you and me both My mother agrees with you. How
about this, I wouldn't be surprised if that coach was
Bill Belichick.
Speaker 8 (27:25):
Lol.
Speaker 2 (27:26):
Mark.
Speaker 1 (27:27):
Uh, they could make a movie from your experience. Oh wait,
they already did from the two oh six. Oh man,
this is so funny. Oh man, that's uh yeah, it's
good stuff. Yeah, I don't you know everyone. But by
the way, hey, hey, Christopher, refresh the screen, just refresh it.
Speaker 2 (27:46):
How many how many you grand texts have we just gotten?
At least eight?
Speaker 3 (27:52):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (27:52):
I'm looking no, No, one, two, three, four, No, we've
got like twelve or like it's your twenty. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Hey,
I'm Jay. You just sort of look dick Fi Tala.
No listen, nobody does dick Fi tale better than yours, truly.
Speaking of we're supposed to get dick Fi Tale on
this week.
Speaker 7 (28:07):
And.
Speaker 1 (28:09):
I don't want to jink shit, but we're supposed to
get Chris Russo on tomorrow as well. So Russo and
Brendan Haywood will join us tomorrow. Karl Ravich, I know
it was some scheduling. I don't hate you, You're my guy.
It's all good.
Speaker 2 (28:21):
You would never you know.
Speaker 1 (28:22):
But that's why in this business, when your guest bail
out on a live you better be ready.
Speaker 2 (28:27):
And I was ready.
Speaker 1 (28:28):
I say my first rodeo there, cowboys and cowgirls. Everyone
just texted you. Grit you, grit you, grit you great,
Thank you, Thank you for listening. You know what that shows, Chris,
That shows how many people are listening live. You are
listening live. We appreciate that. No, don't pay for it,
(28:48):
bro never have, never will, so cancel those reservations. But
by the way, that restaurant, I'll be coming to you soon.
Haven't been there yet. I'll becoming you soon. Unfortunately, when
someone tries to solicit you for five hundred a few
hours before you're supposed to meet her. That's gonna be
a huge note for me, you know, now, a huge
note for me. All Right, the mayors in the house,
(29:08):
we will talk to him what he thinks, his thoughts
from the weekend, and I'm gonna ask him about that
last second heartbreaker that the Edmonton Oilers lost on a
goal with zero point two seconds left in regulation to
the Vegas Golden Nights the other night.
Speaker 2 (29:26):
Cross talk with the mayor next.
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All right, Hopefully Carl Ravish will get him rescheduled from today.
Speaker 2 (30:43):
I didn't give you guys something.
Speaker 1 (30:44):
I went after the show on Friday and my mom
told me about this place she saw in Good Morning America.
Not it's not too too far from you dub called
Bell's Cookies. And there's a reason they were on Good
Morning America because I went over there on Friday.
Speaker 2 (30:57):
Ian, I know you just sell with your wife. How
many years you've been happily.
Speaker 10 (31:02):
Mari thirty one good for you one time for for
your better half, missus farness, get her some cookies from
Bell's Cookies. Bell's Cookies. Where's that?
Speaker 2 (31:12):
So I never heard of?
Speaker 1 (31:14):
I know, and so they're like I just went over
there and there are the Hispanic owned They're amazing. I
got the chocolate chip and then I ordered the Columbia
Corn Cookies, which was like sort of like a sugar cookie.
Speaker 2 (31:26):
I can't even describe it. It's it's oh, it's.
Speaker 1 (31:30):
I don't know, Seattle, but not exactly convenient to where
we are. Bell's Cookies, Bell's Cookies. Your wife will do like,
is that kid.
Speaker 10 (31:38):
You know you're Seattle or is that this kid?
Speaker 2 (31:40):
No, No, they're they're They're got East Green Lake Way.
Speaker 10 (31:43):
Oh okay, okay, very nice area, all right, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (31:47):
So I went over there and uh got the chocolate
chip and they were awesome, and I'm I will be
frequenting Bell's Cookies in the very near and distant future.
It yeah, and your wife, she would love you brought
some of those and you know what.
Speaker 10 (32:01):
You know, you get them, You got them right out
of the other Are they the crumble of the crumble?
Speaker 9 (32:05):
Yet?
Speaker 1 (32:05):
Oh my god? Those are overrated? Right exactly. Yes, yes,
Happy Mother's Day to your wife.
Speaker 2 (32:13):
Thank you. You know had I had a great time.
Speaker 10 (32:15):
Yeah, we went to the track, went to the downs.
Speaker 2 (32:20):
That's awesome.
Speaker 1 (32:23):
And I always can text you r Hockey, texting you
and magic Mike Benton. So I've got Edminton to win
the Stanley Cup and I had a chance to go
three nothing or at least they should have won the game.
And then it was tied and then Riley Smith with
zero point two seconds left breaks the Oilers fans heart
at Rogers Palace and they cut the series to two
(32:47):
to one instead of being down.
Speaker 10 (32:48):
Oh three matters.
Speaker 1 (32:50):
Yeah, by way, thank you for recommending memes sports net Central, thank.
Speaker 2 (32:53):
You for that. Thank you for I am all at.
I love Louis Debroski's Jack's father. Yeah, yeah, I know.
Speaker 10 (33:00):
They're just there there. If you have cable and the
nineteen on your comcast, it's way better. Oh, their hockey
covered sucks.
Speaker 2 (33:10):
It sucks. Basketball coverage is much gn T.
Speaker 10 (33:13):
Is okay with the studio. It's just I don't know
why they're not using foresland more. I don't get that
he's on there. He did he did him and Eddie
did Friday's game, the Toronto Florida game front. That was awesome,
by the way, Banterer's side that series up. It's crazy, man,
it's you know, I watched a little bit of NBA
this weekend, watched a little bit of and you know,
a little more hockey, but back and forth and stuff,
(33:35):
and it's you know, guy on Sportsnet, Kevin Biax, the
form Canucks defenseman, and I think this might go for both.
Speaker 2 (33:41):
Was he the good looking guy in studio? Probably?
Speaker 4 (33:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (33:44):
I think he's in the middle of them. There was
in the middle. Blake Wheeler was there too, No, not him.
Blake Wheeler looks like a little bit like Patrick Waugh.
Not him. So they he was talking I think this fit.
I think this fits for the NBA and the NHL playoffs.
And he's talking about the second round kind of malaise,
like the dog days of the playoffs in the second round. Yeah,
(34:05):
and it feels as if there are way too many
games that are anti climactic and just like blowouts, what
I mean, just awful games in the second round. And
he was talking about that. He said, it's a real
thing in the NHL. At least he doesn't. He did
mention the NBA, But I was thinking with the NBA too,
like it's just you kind of get these weird like
(34:25):
forty point games in the NBA. You get the you know,
a lack of really yeah, like.
Speaker 2 (34:30):
Pacers Calves last night.
Speaker 10 (34:31):
Well, like, I watched the Knick Celtics first half the
other day and it wasn't even close, right, it was
like it's just a no show.
Speaker 2 (34:37):
And by the way, the Knicks were trailing by twenty
and all three games.
Speaker 10 (34:39):
Yeah, I mean, it's just so I don't know, it's
but hey, we gotta dpen tonight. Can't wait for That's
the NBA game tonight.
Speaker 1 (34:45):
Thirty today, oh dt the Celtic DRAFTI four yeah, and
then Celtics nick set four thirty and then the Warriors,
uh t Wolves, ok, okay, Layer's Sea Wolves, Golden State
Backs again.
Speaker 10 (34:57):
The number one pick is you talk U saw?
Speaker 1 (34:59):
Is there anything more little White then Cooper Flag going
to Utah. I mean it's just like he will be
the biggest hero in that state since Brigham Young.
Speaker 2 (35:07):
Right. Yeah, I.
Speaker 10 (35:11):
Guess I'm not gonna call man anything I say about them,
I get in trouble with well.
Speaker 2 (35:15):
But I mean there is a university named after him,
b Yu he was a hero. Yeah, okay, I mean
I don't know. It's not Warren Jefferts. He was.
Speaker 10 (35:26):
Actually he was actually the church change changes doctrine when
they needed to become a state. But that's a whole
different story.
Speaker 1 (35:33):
So okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, no, he's a anymore. What
do you we're today?
Speaker 2 (35:40):
Oh boy, I can't wait.
Speaker 10 (35:43):
So if you've been bugged out lately, because positive, Yeah,
they just say a sweep by Toronto.
Speaker 2 (35:48):
We'll see what happened.
Speaker 1 (35:49):
Would you if you're Dan Wilson, would you put Bryce
Miller on the I L because he's a whole.
Speaker 10 (35:54):
No, because you got what else do you have?
Speaker 2 (35:56):
I know, unless he's hurt.
Speaker 10 (35:57):
I mean there's a feeling he's so okay.
Speaker 2 (36:00):
But all right, Oh, we're.
Speaker 10 (36:02):
Starting to see a catch up to him. Oh right,
we're starting to Yeah, we're seeing the injuries catch up
to him. Guess who comes in down he Look who's coming.
They're good, aren't they They're pretty good? Yes, Molli wat
first and Dave sims Is gonna joins it too.
Speaker 2 (36:14):
Oh nice, Yeah, it's cool.
Speaker 1 (36:16):
But now the voice of the Yankees former former he
works at Susan Walman. He deserves triple pay. All right,
Ian for a nest coming up next from one to three.
We'll see you tomorrow on MJ in the mid day
and the Sports radio ninety three to three k Jarvis FM.
Do there the NBA on NBC coverage starting next season
on NBC and Peacock so the Goat, which surprises me
because in so many ways he he lows the media
and he's it's never been something that he's really liked.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
He had plenty of opportunities could have gone down that road.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
Of course, he owned the Hornets Bobcats Slash Bobcats that
didn't go well. But I'm gonna say this about Michael.
He was He was not a good owner. Matter of fact,
he was quite awful in terms of a success. But
I'm gonna I'm gonna stick up for him in disrespect
(00:42):
as an owner. He got screwed in twenty twelve big time,
because yours truly was Christopher Kids nodding his head up
and down, knowing what about that? You know what about
to say?
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Right? I covered that.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Train wreck abortion known as the Bobcats in twenty eleven
twenty twelve as the afternoon host of the Drive on
WFNZ CBS radio in Charlotte. They had the worst winning
percentage in NBA history. They earned the number one pick
in the draft that was going to be that year.
(01:21):
He was the Cooper Cup of twenty twelve, and I
covered this team, his team in the National Championship in
Final four when Kentucky cut down the nets in New
Orleans against Kansas, and that guy's name.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Was Anthony Davis. He was clearly probably the biggest.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Hands down number one pick since Patrick Ewing in nineteen
eighty five.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
I mean, you didn't even have to think about it.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
It was like, whoever wins the number one pick, just
like today at four o'clock is going to take Cooper Flag.
Almost said Cooper Cup. See I'm in Seattle too, I
was let me say, Cooper Cup. Cooper Flag from Duke
out of Maine. Best thing to come out of Maine.
Certainly better than that gold digger girl friend that Bill
Belichick has right by the way, she didn't win Miss Maine.
(02:15):
She didn't win Miss Maine. I love that one. But
not to get detured. The NBA at that time owned
the Hornets. The Hornets at that time were in New Orleans,
and they were owned by the NBA, and they wanted
to They wanted to just offload the Hornets the New
(02:38):
Orleans NBA franchise. So when comes the Saints owner Tom Benson,
And Tom Benson says I'll take care. I'll buy the
New Orleans team. We're gonna rename them. We're going to
rebrand them, which they're called the horrible name. The Pelicans
never had any success, hardly any and whatever success they had,
it didn't last long. Zion Williamson in CJ McCollum, brandon Ingram,
(03:03):
you name it. It's just been a you know, going
back to I think Austin Rivers might have been on
the team at one point. I don't even remember. It's
just been one. It's just been just absolute horrible down
there with the Pelicans. And I truly believe because the
NBA does this kind of thing. Even Lebron James said
(03:23):
he believed the lottery's fixed.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
He's right, he is right. It was fixed and.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
O three when Cleveland got the number one pick to
get him because he was coming out of Akron and
the Cavaliers were a dormant franchise that couldn't win. When
Lebron left and went to Miami and they were decimated
worst record in the league. They got the number one pick,
they earned Kyrie Irving. Then they got the number one
pick or two pick in twenty twelve. Then they got
(03:48):
the number one pick in twenty thirteen, Anthony Bennett total busts,
so they gave him the number one pick. In twenty
fourteen Andrew Wiggins out of Kansas not a bust. But
then Lebron comes in and gets some traded for Kevin Love.
All right, the Bobcats should have gotten the number one
pick and it would have been a d the Unibrow
come to Charlotte. As matter of fact, Yours truly asked
(04:10):
him after he won the national championship with Kentucky, hey
have you looked? I was the first one. Have you
looked for real estate in Charlotte yet? And he just laughed.
He's like, no, not yet, but uh, you know, I'm
looking forward to my future. It was a slam dunk.
(04:31):
So I fly into Charlotte Airport in May mid May.
I went somewhere. I think it went down to Miami
for a weekend. I come back on a Sunday night,
or it might have been a Monday night or Tuesday night.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
I don't remember.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
And I go from Charlotte Airport to jockson Jills, which
was a huge sports bar in Charlotte and Atlanta, formerly
owned by the late Great Craig Seger, by the way,
and I go into Jockson Jills and I'm in the
lottery and David Stern and the second pick of the
(05:06):
twenty twelve NBA draft goes.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
To They unveil the envelope the Charlotte Bobcats, and I'm like,
and I just remember f bombing in a public place.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
What you know?
Speaker 1 (05:21):
Like, they screwed the Bobcats, and they screwed Michael Jordan
because guests who the Bobcats took it number two? Anthony
Davis's teammate, Michael kid Gilchrist And let's just say he
was a bus to be nice.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
He was a bust.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Had the Bobcats gotten Anthony Davis, I think Michael Jordan
would still be an owner in the NBA.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
I truly believe that. I do. They screwed Charlotte.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
They screwed Michael Jordan, and just like they screwed the
city of Seattle, obviously screwing Seattle much worse than Charlotte.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
But you get and by the way, hey, what is Charlotte.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Ben Sin's nothing, nothing, nothing, LaMelo Ball's nice, Brandon Millers,
he's nice. But they aren't any closer to winning even
with Michael Jordan no longer being an owner if they
didn't screw them over, because I believe that there was
a backdoor deal between David Stern and Tom Benson that
(06:21):
he said, if you take the NBA off our hands,
we're gonna give you an All Star Game next year,
and we're gonna give you the number one pick in
this shraft. Let me tell you something that Charlotte Bobcats earned.
They had the worst winning percentage in NBA history seven
and fifty nine, seven and fifty nine. I remember doing
shows back then saying I don't know if the Bobcats
(06:43):
could beat Duke or North Carolina.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
And I was serious, Really, they were that bad.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
So Michael's back, I like it only based on a
one condition.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
And Stephen A. Smith was on First Take this.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
Morning and was asked about Michael Jordan coming to NBC.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
For the NBA coverage.
Speaker 4 (07:14):
Michael Jordan will serve as a special contributor to NBC's
upcoming NBA coverage, the network announced, Stephen A.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
And what capacity.
Speaker 5 (07:24):
That's what I want to know, A contributor and what
regard you know.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
What I'm saying. I mean analysis, all right? An analysis?
Speaker 6 (07:32):
Well, first of all, obviously we are talking about the goat,
the greatest ever, Okay, so certainly the qualifications are there.
I just want to know, because you know that's my brother. Yes,
I love my brother, Michael, Michael Jordan's I just want
to know, is it gonna be the Michael Jordan you
know that that that that you see on television, or
(07:53):
is it gonna be the Michael Jordan we speak too,
because Michael Jordan we speak too.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
Oh, it's gonna be epic. It's gonna be epic.
Speaker 5 (08:00):
This brother, the things that he will say and the
way that he says them, and the way that he
breaks him down. Lord, have mercy, Molly. That's on another level,
you understand.
Speaker 6 (08:11):
But if it's NBC and the little kids out there
are watching, and you know he wants to mind his
manners about every little syllable he utters, Eh, it'll be
all right.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
But that brother ain't used to be at all.
Speaker 4 (08:27):
Right.
Speaker 6 (08:27):
He used to be in great And I'm telling you
as somebody who has spoken to him about basketball on many, many,
many occasions over the years, over the decades, obviously he
knows what the hell he's talking about, okay, and he
don't miss words.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
Hey, just as an NBA fan. No, he doesn't know.
He doesn't do We have the end where he talks
about the cigar. Oh, Lord, that.
Speaker 6 (08:57):
To break that brother, don't talked about Listen.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
I want to hear that when he.
Speaker 5 (09:04):
Got the cigar in his mouth, it's a different cat.
It's a different cat that just took him with the
man got the cigar. Okay, they said, NBC my advice,
let him go, let.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Him Steve, he's right about that. Man.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
Just don't pull punches, Michael, you don't need to. Don't
pull punches. He won't be worse than Brady. But we've
seen great players in the past as analysts fail miserably.
Joe Montana, Emmett Smith, Eric Dickerson, Marcus Allen, Wayne Gritzky
not so great.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
Jerry Rice.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
Oh, Jerry Rice is so painful to watch on TV. So, Michael,
just like Stephen A. Smith said, just be you, but
be you with no filter. You got nothing to prove.
You don't need the NBC. NBC needs you. Remember that,
be better than your former Dream Team teammate who he
(10:09):
doesn't talk to anymore. They had a falling out Charles Barkley,
and I hope those two guys resolve that Charles Barkley
said some pretty bad things about Michael as an owner. Really,
what Barkley said was, and this is true, and I
can verify this. Barkley wasn't wrong. Barkley said that Michael
Jordan has too many yes men in the Hornets Bobcats
(10:30):
franchise that won't tell him that two letter word no,
and there's too many sicko fans working underneath him and
they won't stand up to him.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
And Barkley wasn't wrong. I know it, I saw it.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
You know, it's tough, it's tough to but oh, I
think this is so cool.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
You know it's not so cool.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
ESPN just denounced a contract extension with Chris Berman till
twenty twenty nine. Why why why have you seen this
guy in HD definition? It makes little kids cry? I
mean that dude's got more wrinkles on his face on
(11:14):
an HDTV than a freaking roadmap.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
Why you parted ways with the guy? Why bring it?
I mean, I got you bring him back for prime time?
Speaker 1 (11:24):
You do it on Sunday night, and you let him
do his three minutes during Monday night football, and you
can do his you know, he can make his nineteen
seventies Earth Winding Fire references. Why why Chris Berman? Seriously,
I don't get it. I just don't get it. So
he can get his fifty years in it. Oh god,
(11:46):
it's so. I love the fact that you signed Dick
Fi Tale to a two year extents. You know why,
because Dick Fi Tale can still go. And Dick Fi
Towell looks great, I mean still looks great on TV.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
He does.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
He looks the same as he's ever looked, even after
having sixty eight chemo therapy treatments. That's awesome. Chris Berman,
Why he's he's washed, He's cooked. It's painful to watch him.
He made some like reference like oh, he makes references
(12:18):
that nobody under the age of forty eight years old
had any idea what he's talking about. Literally, it's so painful.
He'll make some reference to like some obscure group like
the Mamas and papas. It's like stop, stop. Oh, by
the way, though, this is this is good news for ESPN.
(12:40):
Rich Eisen is taking his talents to ESPN, which I
think is a great move for rich Eisen. ESPN's gonna
go DTC direct to consumer, and rich Eisen's a big deal.
I was there in twenty and two, twenty three years
ago as a production assistant. The day that rich Eisen
got escorted out by Secure in Bristol, I couldn't believe
(13:02):
what I was seeing before my very eyes. I'm like,
you're gonna do this? Man like this. I'm like, you see,
he's gonna go on and be huge, And of course
he was. He's been the face of NFL network. And
by the way, what does NFL network anymore? NFL networks nothing.
I think the NFL network. They're even saying MBTV NBA
TV is in trouble. I heard MLB TV is in trouble.
NFL network probably won't exist in a few years. Seriously,
(13:25):
without rich Eisen, it should never exist because he was
the NFL network. So yep, he's going back to ESPN.
According to Andrew Marshan with The Athletic, all right, y'all
got so many great texts today.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
You heard what I said about the.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
Girl who tried basically saying for me to meet with
her for dinner, that she wanted me to zell her
or venmo her five hundred dollars. Yeah, the text line
has had no shortage of replies I've had to basically
screenshot that text line because we've gotten so many replies.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
So we'll get to that.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
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Speaker 1 (15:49):
All right, what do you say? Text of the day?
Four nine four five one. We got a ton of
them today. I told you the story of you know,
and and I didn't give it proper context in the
sense that I'd already met her once we met for coffee,
and she was like, yeah, hotter than a day in
(16:10):
July in the middle Florida an eleven, and then she
hits me before we're about to go to dinner. Hey,
you know, would you mind to show me how much
you care sending me five hundred dollars for a new
dress tonight? Like, yeah, that's gonna be a hard pass
for me, all right, Christopher kid lead us off from him.
Speaker 8 (16:27):
He talked about the rigging of the NBA draft regarding
the lottery and how that works.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
Even Lebron said it's happened.
Speaker 8 (16:36):
So Jeff Listener three six Oh, the NBA screwed over
the Detroit Pistons two seasons ago. They had the worst
record and should have gotten whimby, but of course, no surprise,
the Spurs get them big.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
That's right, dude, I'll go back, you go back to
like you know, this is one of my first memories
of basketball, is in like really.
Speaker 2 (16:59):
Early part of my childhood and like, and.
Speaker 1 (17:04):
They actually screwed the Pacers in nineteen eighty five. They
had a frozen envelope and so like they knew the
envelopes you take out, don't take out the frozen envelope
until the end. That was the Knicks, so they could
get Patrick Ewing.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
You think it was by accident the Knicks.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
The Knicks were down and they got Patrick Ewing Ewing,
So it happened. Then it happened with the Cleveland Cavaliers
and Lebron and O three, it happened with the Chicago
Bulls and Derrick Rose in eight. It happened with Cleveland
in twenty thirteen, twenty fourteen as well. And they wanted
(17:45):
to get that French. Yes, they did get great one
out of that.
Speaker 2 (17:48):
All right.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
So here's a lot of techs from a few hours
ago about people about this girl, Mark, What kind of
gold diggers are you asking out? We might start calling
you Belichick. Well, the only difference is I don't pay
for it. How about this? Uh, it's MJ. It's amazing
how money those Nigerian princes need.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (18:06):
And from the two five three, and women wonder why
they can't find a good man anyone who would ask
for money in that manner before date is a train
wreck after a train wreck from the debts from the
two oh three, from the two five three, excuse me?
From the two o six, Wow, MJ, you're batting better
in Seattle than the Mariners have all season.
Speaker 2 (18:23):
From the two oh six.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
She may have shown up with Gregor and Ivan to
relieve you of your wallet Yes from the three six
zho perfect response. My responsor is like, yeah, I'm gonna
pass on that, but good luck in your future sugar
daddy quests. But this will be great material for my
radio show. From the four two five. Looks like dating
(18:44):
Seattle dating isn't like Miami. Good move dropping that vampire age?
Mark your bread? These pictures aren't her? From the two
o six, Wow, Mark, what app did you say that
you're using for these dates? L?
Speaker 2 (18:57):
Hell? No app on the one? No app?
Speaker 1 (19:01):
From the three six to oh escort question mark from
the two five three?
Speaker 2 (19:07):
Lol striking out worse than Julio? Uh? Two o six?
What the hell kind of women do you attract?
Speaker 4 (19:13):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (19:13):
This one is the best one? From the four two five?
Where are you finding these females? I go out with
hookers and they don't come at me like that?
Speaker 2 (19:21):
Lol?
Speaker 1 (19:22):
Nico, Nico, you might be the what do you say?
Text of the day from the three six? Oh what
massage parlor are you shopping at? From the two o
six MJ? Where are you finding these women hanging out
the local Goodwill? From the two five three? What website
you keep finding these broads?
Speaker 8 (19:42):
On?
Speaker 1 (19:43):
From the two five three, where do you find these ladies?
From the two o six, where are you meeting these people?
Speaker 2 (19:48):
Mark?
Speaker 1 (19:49):
And from the two five three? What kind of psychos
are you dating? A bunch of emojis? Where are you
meeting these bums? So there you go, Christopher, Kid, you
do the next ten.
Speaker 8 (20:00):
This is from Marcus out of the two six. I
didn't realize the sweep in May was going to be
so detrimental to people's outlook on this team. Hope they
continue to have that outlook so I can keep getting
cheap tickets.
Speaker 2 (20:12):
Ooh, keep going, man.
Speaker 8 (20:18):
Let's see from the two five to three we talked
about we played the audio of the gentleman that won
big money gambling. Yes, so from the two five three
texted in he says he or she says they got
a buddy that hit a seventy nine thousand slot a
few months back at Emerald Queen Casino.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
Shot the front door. Really seventy nine k man, that's
a lot of cheese there.
Speaker 8 (20:46):
If he's looking to donate my cash?
Speaker 1 (20:48):
App Hey, Mark, uh that recruit the sixteen year old
from the three six h Nah? If I saw my
kid swimming with an adult in his underwhere i'd be
having words.
Speaker 2 (21:01):
Yeah, yeah, I think everybody would be.
Speaker 8 (21:04):
From the two O six rod What actors should they
cast in the new Miami Vice movie.
Speaker 2 (21:12):
There's there's an Oh, it's a sequel. I'm gonna do
my googles.
Speaker 1 (21:16):
Yeah, yeah, I knew the Jamie Fox Colin Ferrell was
was not going to be successful, and it wasn't. It
was okay, But I was living down there when they
were filming that, And you know, Michael Mark, that is
what the O stands for at the University of Oregon,
Screw the Ducks.
Speaker 8 (21:38):
Yes, So I just looked it up, Miami Vice Movie
and the works with Joseph Kosinski directing, So it's definitely
in the work. So who but not a sequel, says
Miami Vice Movie. Don't say sql. Let me, I mean,
I guess I could read further into it. Let me
Miami Vice remake for Universal Pictures. So it's a remake,
(22:01):
Top Gun Maverick filmmaker Joseph is gonna be doing it.
So who you're casting.
Speaker 1 (22:06):
For it, that's a great question. Chris, Holy moly, holy guacamole.
You want someone to play Don Johnson, then you want
someone Krockett and tubs. Okay, I got it. Terrence Howard
for tubbs. Okay, okay, I got Terrence Howard. Is that's him?
He will be perfect for Crockett, who played Don Johnson.
(22:33):
Gotta be younger, not too young. Can't be Leo DiCaprio,
he's too old. It's gotta be someone who's handsome.
Speaker 2 (22:43):
Ryan Gosling, No younger.
Speaker 1 (22:46):
I would say maybe Timothy shallow May. He's hot right
now in terms of his right coming off playing Bob Dylan.
Maybe Timothy shallow May. He could pull that off. Jellou
his hair back, Yeah, yeah, where Yeah, Timothy shallow May.
Speaker 2 (23:01):
I'll go with that. I could be persuaded on somebody
better from a three six O.
Speaker 8 (23:07):
Oregon's campus should now be called never Land Ranch.
Speaker 1 (23:11):
Oh oh, drop the mic, drop the mic.
Speaker 2 (23:18):
Oh, we have a winner. It's over. It's over. Oh,
forget about it. It's over.
Speaker 1 (23:29):
Dan Lanning, your wife has gotta be saying, what the
F were you thinking?
Speaker 2 (23:36):
It's just a bad, sketchy look really bad. MJ. Do
your homework.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
Duck Suck never had double digit wins until Phil Knight
started subsidizing them in the early two thousands. Oh man,
that's that's funny never d rich obviously of Michael Jackson reference.
And it's not a not a good Michael Jackson reference.
Speaker 8 (24:06):
Our winner from last week, Troy the grand Cash. If
you guys remember that week plugged him. So Troy texted
in said, MJ I was the winner last week. I'll
spot you five hundred bucks. What are you saying?
Speaker 1 (24:17):
Well, I'll tell you this man, if you do, I
would appreciate that, But guess what that'll go towards the
Knicks tonight plus six and a half. I'm not spending
it out. I am not giving Hey, my name's not
Robert kraft Or. Who was the dude that used to
be married to Elizabeth Hurley? The Englishman that got caught
with a I remember her name more than him. Her
(24:40):
last name was Brown, Yolanda Brown, and he got caught
with her in a certain compromising situation.
Speaker 2 (24:48):
Do you remember that guy.
Speaker 1 (24:50):
Elizabeth Hurley's he's still an actor, good actor. Elizabeth Hurley's
ex husband, Hugh Oh?
Speaker 2 (24:59):
What was his?
Speaker 4 (24:59):
Was he?
Speaker 2 (25:00):
You? No?
Speaker 4 (25:02):
No? No?
Speaker 7 (25:03):
No?
Speaker 2 (25:03):
Uh, God is killing me?
Speaker 4 (25:05):
No?
Speaker 2 (25:06):
Not that guy? Who is the guy? Uh got caught?
Speaker 4 (25:13):
Now?
Speaker 2 (25:13):
Now, now this is now I need to.
Speaker 1 (25:15):
Know with the hooker it was all over Leno and
uh oh Hugh Grant. Hugh Grant, Yes, Divine Brown, not
Divine Brown, that was her name, Hugh Brant.
Speaker 2 (25:28):
Hugh Grant, Yes, No, I don't. I don't.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
I'm not Hugh Grant or robber Craft. I don't pay
for it, never have never will. I mean, we all
pay for it. But there you go, Hugh Grant. And
someone say, hey, Mark, Terrence Howard as old as hell
I know, but I like Terrence Howard. I like him,
and I think you can make him look younger.
Speaker 8 (25:47):
Last one for me from the three six. Oh So,
since it's rigged regarding the lottery, who is going to
get the number one tonight?
Speaker 1 (26:01):
That's a great question, and I'm gonna say they gotta
make sure that Cooper flag goes to a team that
is going to.
Speaker 2 (26:13):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (26:17):
The team with the best chance for the number one
pick is it's gonna be them. It'll be them. And
by the way, is there anybody more Cooper flag Lily
White for this organization?
Speaker 2 (26:32):
Utah?
Speaker 1 (26:33):
Definitely, Utah Cooper Flags Ttart looking at Salt Lake City, baby,
you are going now, they do have the highest chance
to get the number one pick. I'm gonna bet and
I don't think you can bet this Utah gets the
number one pick. They've been dormant for so long they
need to resuscitate that franchise. The Utah Jazz will get
Cooper Flag today. You watch great question though, great question
(26:57):
on that it'll be Utah. And by the way, what's
more white or who's more white than Cooper Flag going
to Utah than the Jazz? Come on, you know this, Mark,
bro is this the same girl assing for money? A
different one? A different one? Two five three?
Speaker 2 (27:12):
Mark?
Speaker 1 (27:12):
Obviously your choice of women leaves much to be desired,
you and me both My mother agrees with you. How
about this, I wouldn't be surprised if that coach was
Bill Belichick.
Speaker 8 (27:25):
Lol.
Speaker 2 (27:26):
Mark.
Speaker 1 (27:27):
Uh, they could make a movie from your experience. Oh wait,
they already did from the two oh six. Oh man,
this is so funny. Oh man, that's uh yeah, it's
good stuff. Yeah, I don't you know everyone. But by
the way, hey, hey, Christopher, refresh the screen, just refresh it.
Speaker 2 (27:46):
How many how many you grand texts have we just gotten?
At least eight?
Speaker 3 (27:52):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (27:52):
I'm looking no, No, one, two, three, four, No, we've
got like twelve or like it's your twenty. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Hey,
I'm Jay. You just sort of look dick Fi Tala.
No listen, nobody does dick Fi tale better than yours, truly.
Speaking of we're supposed to get dick Fi Tale on
this week.
Speaker 7 (28:07):
And.
Speaker 1 (28:09):
I don't want to jink shit, but we're supposed to
get Chris Russo on tomorrow as well. So Russo and
Brendan Haywood will join us tomorrow. Karl Ravich, I know
it was some scheduling. I don't hate you, You're my guy.
It's all good.
Speaker 2 (28:21):
You would never you know.
Speaker 1 (28:22):
But that's why in this business, when your guest bail
out on a live you better be ready.
Speaker 2 (28:27):
And I was ready.
Speaker 1 (28:28):
I say my first rodeo there, cowboys and cowgirls. Everyone
just texted you. Grit you, grit you, grit you great,
Thank you, Thank you for listening. You know what that shows, Chris,
That shows how many people are listening live. You are
listening live. We appreciate that. No, don't pay for it,
(28:48):
bro never have, never will, so cancel those reservations. But
by the way, that restaurant, I'll be coming to you soon.
Haven't been there yet. I'll becoming you soon. Unfortunately, when
someone tries to solicit you for five hundred a few
hours before you're supposed to meet her. That's gonna be
a huge note for me, you know, now, a huge
note for me. All Right, the mayors in the house,
(29:08):
we will talk to him what he thinks, his thoughts
from the weekend, and I'm gonna ask him about that
last second heartbreaker that the Edmonton Oilers lost on a
goal with zero point two seconds left in regulation to
the Vegas Golden Nights the other night.
Speaker 2 (29:26):
Cross talk with the mayor next.
Speaker 4 (29:29):
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Speaker 1 (30:37):
All right, Hopefully Carl Ravish will get him rescheduled from today.
Speaker 2 (30:43):
I didn't give you guys something.
Speaker 1 (30:44):
I went after the show on Friday and my mom
told me about this place she saw in Good Morning America.
Not it's not too too far from you dub called
Bell's Cookies. And there's a reason they were on Good
Morning America because I went over there on Friday.
Speaker 2 (30:57):
Ian, I know you just sell with your wife. How
many years you've been happily.
Speaker 10 (31:02):
Mari thirty one good for you one time for for
your better half, missus farness, get her some cookies from
Bell's Cookies. Bell's Cookies. Where's that?
Speaker 2 (31:12):
So I never heard of?
Speaker 1 (31:14):
I know, and so they're like I just went over
there and there are the Hispanic owned They're amazing. I
got the chocolate chip and then I ordered the Columbia
Corn Cookies, which was like sort of like a sugar cookie.
Speaker 2 (31:26):
I can't even describe it. It's it's oh, it's.
Speaker 1 (31:30):
I don't know, Seattle, but not exactly convenient to where
we are. Bell's Cookies, Bell's Cookies. Your wife will do like,
is that kid.
Speaker 10 (31:38):
You know you're Seattle or is that this kid?
Speaker 2 (31:40):
No, No, they're they're They're got East Green Lake Way.
Speaker 10 (31:43):
Oh okay, okay, very nice area, all right, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (31:47):
So I went over there and uh got the chocolate
chip and they were awesome, and I'm I will be
frequenting Bell's Cookies in the very near and distant future.
It yeah, and your wife, she would love you brought
some of those and you know what.
Speaker 10 (32:01):
You know, you get them, You got them right out
of the other Are they the crumble of the crumble?
Speaker 9 (32:05):
Yet?
Speaker 1 (32:05):
Oh my god? Those are overrated? Right exactly. Yes, yes,
Happy Mother's Day to your wife.
Speaker 2 (32:13):
Thank you. You know had I had a great time.
Speaker 10 (32:15):
Yeah, we went to the track, went to the downs.
Speaker 2 (32:20):
That's awesome.
Speaker 1 (32:23):
And I always can text you r Hockey, texting you
and magic Mike Benton. So I've got Edminton to win
the Stanley Cup and I had a chance to go
three nothing or at least they should have won the game.
And then it was tied and then Riley Smith with
zero point two seconds left breaks the Oilers fans heart
at Rogers Palace and they cut the series to two
(32:47):
to one instead of being down.
Speaker 10 (32:48):
Oh three matters.
Speaker 1 (32:50):
Yeah, by way, thank you for recommending memes sports net Central, thank.
Speaker 2 (32:53):
You for that. Thank you for I am all at.
I love Louis Debroski's Jack's father. Yeah, yeah, I know.
Speaker 10 (33:00):
They're just there there. If you have cable and the
nineteen on your comcast, it's way better. Oh, their hockey
covered sucks.
Speaker 2 (33:10):
It sucks. Basketball coverage is much gn T.
Speaker 10 (33:13):
Is okay with the studio. It's just I don't know
why they're not using foresland more. I don't get that
he's on there. He did he did him and Eddie
did Friday's game, the Toronto Florida game front. That was awesome,
by the way, Banterer's side that series up. It's crazy, man,
it's you know, I watched a little bit of NBA
this weekend, watched a little bit of and you know,
a little more hockey, but back and forth and stuff,
(33:35):
and it's you know, guy on Sportsnet, Kevin Biax, the
form Canucks defenseman, and I think this might go for both.
Speaker 2 (33:41):
Was he the good looking guy in studio? Probably?
Speaker 4 (33:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (33:44):
I think he's in the middle of them. There was
in the middle. Blake Wheeler was there too, No, not him.
Blake Wheeler looks like a little bit like Patrick Waugh.
Not him. So they he was talking I think this fit.
I think this fits for the NBA and the NHL playoffs.
And he's talking about the second round kind of malaise,
like the dog days of the playoffs in the second round. Yeah,
(34:05):
and it feels as if there are way too many
games that are anti climactic and just like blowouts, what
I mean, just awful games in the second round. And
he was talking about that. He said, it's a real
thing in the NHL. At least he doesn't. He did
mention the NBA, But I was thinking with the NBA too,
like it's just you kind of get these weird like
(34:25):
forty point games in the NBA. You get the you know,
a lack of really yeah, like.
Speaker 2 (34:30):
Pacers Calves last night.
Speaker 10 (34:31):
Well, like, I watched the Knick Celtics first half the
other day and it wasn't even close, right, it was
like it's just a no show.
Speaker 2 (34:37):
And by the way, the Knicks were trailing by twenty
and all three games.
Speaker 10 (34:39):
Yeah, I mean, it's just so I don't know, it's
but hey, we gotta dpen tonight. Can't wait for That's
the NBA game tonight.
Speaker 1 (34:45):
Thirty today, oh dt the Celtic DRAFTI four yeah, and
then Celtics nick set four thirty and then the Warriors,
uh t Wolves, ok, okay, Layer's Sea Wolves, Golden State
Backs again.
Speaker 10 (34:57):
The number one pick is you talk U saw?
Speaker 1 (34:59):
Is there anything more little White then Cooper Flag going
to Utah. I mean it's just like he will be
the biggest hero in that state since Brigham Young.
Speaker 2 (35:07):
Right. Yeah, I.
Speaker 10 (35:11):
Guess I'm not gonna call man anything I say about them,
I get in trouble with well.
Speaker 2 (35:15):
But I mean there is a university named after him,
b Yu he was a hero. Yeah, okay, I mean
I don't know. It's not Warren Jefferts. He was.
Speaker 10 (35:26):
Actually he was actually the church change changes doctrine when
they needed to become a state. But that's a whole
different story.
Speaker 1 (35:33):
So okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, no, he's a anymore. What
do you we're today?
Speaker 2 (35:40):
Oh boy, I can't wait.
Speaker 10 (35:43):
So if you've been bugged out lately, because positive, Yeah,
they just say a sweep by Toronto.
Speaker 2 (35:48):
We'll see what happened.
Speaker 1 (35:49):
Would you if you're Dan Wilson, would you put Bryce
Miller on the I L because he's a whole.
Speaker 10 (35:54):
No, because you got what else do you have?
Speaker 2 (35:56):
I know, unless he's hurt.
Speaker 10 (35:57):
I mean there's a feeling he's so okay.
Speaker 2 (36:00):
But all right, Oh, we're.
Speaker 10 (36:02):
Starting to see a catch up to him. Oh right,
we're starting to Yeah, we're seeing the injuries catch up
to him. Guess who comes in down he Look who's coming.
They're good, aren't they They're pretty good? Yes, Molli wat
first and Dave sims Is gonna joins it too.
Speaker 2 (36:14):
Oh nice, Yeah, it's cool.
Speaker 1 (36:16):
But now the voice of the Yankees former former he
works at Susan Walman. He deserves triple pay. All right,
Ian for a nest coming up next from one to three.
We'll see you tomorrow on MJ in the mid day
and the Sports radio ninety three to three k Jarvis FM.
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