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Know your lyrics. Song Semantics nowon Atlanta's ninety four point nine the ball
I was brand new from Sam Huntoutskirts. You just heard that here on
George's number one from the Country,ninety four point nine in the Bowl every
day this week, I moved KimmyOtis at seven thirty. Got tickets for
you to check out Cody Johnson upat Kanessas State University in June, Otis.
Who do we got, Christina andHogansville. Good morning to you,

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Happy Monday, Thank you, HappyMonday tea as well. How was your
Saint Patti's day? And it wasgood. I have three kids. We
just stayed home and watched TV andjust played more game. Way to Go,
Nice Tiday to Go. I'm stillrecovering and I didn't even go.
I just heard a part block partyoutside my window all night long and buckhead,
let's see exactly all right, Let'splay song Semantics. It's a little

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music game all based on the lyricsof some of your favorite country songs.
First one up Cody Johnson when hesaid hold him as long and as strong
as you can until you can't.There's a box of old greasy parts in
the back of that. What yearwas the car? Oh my gosh,
I want to say nineteen sixty five. It's tryers a boss streeze far sitting

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in trunk of that sixty five.Y got it. Congrats on that one,
all right? Second one up.It's Women's History month, So Shanaya
said, man, I feel likea woman. She said, the girls
need a break tonight. I'm gonnatake a chance to get out on the
town. We don't need romance.We only want to dance. How's she

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gonna wear her hair? My hairdown? We don't even dance hair too
nice. You were on it thisweek. Congratulations, you're going to see
Coddy Johnson Kennes, South State.You got it? Oh, thank you
so much, Thank you very welcome. Coming up next, can't fix stupid.

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It's seven fifty five. Any goodfisherman knows when you catch that record
setting fish, it's something you rememberforever until the state takes away your title.
That's next, plus our church inMorgan Wallin's newest The Man Made of
Bar is next to ninety four pointnine. Bull You guys, y'all are
great. Save us as your favorites. Put us right in your favorites on
your phone food Kimmy and Otis.I just did, Yeah, you can't

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fix stupid. Proven it with moodKimmy and Otis on ninety four point nine
the ball twice the day. Wedo our best to not fix stupid,
but the highlight and laugh at it. At six forty and seven fifty five,
two different stories, Otis, whodo we got? The fishermen in
Idaho going on the list, we'recatching a record setting fish. Doubled the
previous record with an eight point fourpound fish, only to get it rescinded

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because of how he caught it andwent what did you fake it? The
NOE, the investigation team that looksinto record breakers for the States, found
out that the man he had leftthe game ward in a message overnight that
said, hey, I think Icaught the record setting fish. This thing's
about eight and a half pounds.So they looked into it. Uh As

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they dug further and further, theyfind out he had said the night before
I caught this fish. Once thepress releases came out about the record setting
fish, they're looking at the pictureand they're like, the sun up in
this picture, how is it thenight? So then they did a little
more further investigation even went down tothe banks of the river to find out
exactly where he caught it, whattime he potentially caught it, and ended

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up interviewing the guy that caught theeight pound four eight point four pound fish,
only to find out he caught thefish around one pm, didn't apply
for his fishing license until two PMafter he'd caught the fish. Govern his
bases technicalities, Oh no, it'sillegal, illegal, but that but that's

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why you didn't win this in allkinds of magazines, Coastal Angler, the
local press, and only to findout they're rescending his entire record because he
didn't have a fishing license when ithappened. When would you do that?
How many times have you thrown ahole in the water? Not I think
you're gonna catch anything, And they'relike, oh no, this is illegal
what I'm doing. Veteran fishermen say, always buy the license. It's like

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fifteen bucks or less. That's worthit. My uncle did one better.
He went fishing once and he didn'tcatch anything, so he just went and
bought a bunch of fish at thegrocery store. Well, you don't want
to five with the same get threwhim in the cooler and we're like,
where did you catch a steelhead salmonin a lake? You're like, that's
crazy, man, seventeen pounds holda fisherman. You never know when that
record fish will bite the hook,So get the license. Can't fix stupid

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car. I hope you're having agreat Monday, Fitch. You're being here
with us? Is mout kimmyan Otison George's number one for your country,
ninety four point non the Boreley Greens. That artist to the day. You
got another shot coming up at elevenwith Angie Ward. It's mood kimman Otis.
We'll got the eight ten headlines rightnow with kimm Karuba. I'll tell
you how wearing underwear can help youbreak a world record in just a minute.
But first, many adults are notgiving the recommended minimum of one hundred

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and fifty minutes of exercise a week. About fifty four percent of Georgians all
are. So I mean, Ifeel like that's good. That's over strokes
over half, right, Definitely,With the weather get nicer, I'm trying
to get out and do the walksat night. Yeah, you've got about
like six weeks of walkable weather andthen it turns into like two Yes,
exactly, they are trying to Ithink they just are working on messaging for

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people like listen. I know,one hundred and fifty minutes sounds like a
lot, but you could break itinto five thirty minute brisk walks. That's
I don't know. I always thinkthese stand out your desk a lot too.
You can almost destin elevate. Ilike the Apple watches will tell you
how long your standing goals are.Yeah, they'll help. They'lix get up,
get up, walk around. Sothis is really cool. I'm pretty
much any musician if Willie Nelson invitedthem up on stage, would be like

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absolutely well. It appears that Willyalso extends that invitation to Muppets because he
asked Kermit the Frog to join himon the Luck reunion uh when he was
performing there. But I mean,Kermit was super excited. If Kermit the
Frog shows up in the building,of course you bring him on stage.
That guy's let there's nobody more famousin the whole world. Not he's so

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famous, doesn't even need pants,a little frog. They performed Rainbow Connection,
which was pretty cute and Kermit wasposting stuff on his Instagram page.
He's got a graham so you shoulddefinitely follow him. You know why.
It makes me laugh to think thatbecause Kermit, He's like it seems like
an old Okay, so Otis.I know your dream is to break a

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world record. I have one foryou. I think we can do this.
I believe in you. It wasjust broken in Saint Louis recently,
but they got a crowd of peopletogether to wear underwear on their heads and
they did do it. They hadthree hundred and fifty five people with them.
The previous record was two hundred andseventy. So if you can get

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three hundred and fifty six people togetherand we're underwear on your heads, you
can break the world record. Arewe going to dance to Ymca like they
did too? Or do we needa cheese? Your son? I don't
know, take it back watching someI mean, y'all hands yeah, I'm
in that. Rich joined me.Is there a record how many people weren't
wearing underwear at the same time?That'd be a fun one. That would

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be commando party. Here you gothe headlines with Kimmy krub every day at
sixten and eighten its presented by CoolRay and Carrier turned to the experts ninety
four point nine in the bowl,Thanks for being here with us. It's
moot, Kimmy and Otis. I'mBrian moot. A spring break is in
full force. Miami's trying to getyou how to come down there. They
got one hundred dollars parking. They'redone with you. They're trying to break
these college kids over their knee withexpenses and chaos and suit over the weekend,

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a couple of shootings, all sortsof crimes down there, and we
asked the question over the weekend,you ever have a spring break gone sideways
on that iHeart talk about the littlemicrophone on the free iHeart app and if
you got one, you can goahead and tell us the story. Right
there, they're hilarious. Sun poisoningthat happens to a lot of people.
Right So my buddy got sun poisoningin Panama City the first day we were

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there, and it was so badhe couldn't sit anywhere. We actually wound
up putting him and ice in thebathtub, putting our beers around him.
And every time we went to geta beer ready to check on him.
It was probably the most miserable springbreak for him. They first aid everybody
else had fun, Right, Hey, Chad, you want to move for
a second, bro, I gottaget me a bud light. It's under

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your head. Moved, flee,Sima's right there under your h Can you
grab that. You ever get abad sunburn on the first day of a
vacation, Oh, and that's theday you just roll to the beach and
you're like, I'm ready for this. As someone like put the sunblock on,
You're like, it's overcast, dude, I'm fine. And then you
get in the shower later and you'relike, I can't touch anything. Spring

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great break can go bad real.I can feel the pain in my skin
right now. Just just theory aboutit. I had a sunburn so bad
it lasted a whole year. Likeyou can still see the mark. I'm
back. Yeah. Ninety four pointnine. The Bullets mood Kimmy and otis
for hanging out with us on yourMonday after a long long weekend for Saint

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Patty's DA When Saint Patty's as aSunday, whoa, when you start hearing
that Irish jig music, and yougo, I can't do it anymore,
like throw up in your mouth alittle bit. Drank so much, I
can't do it anymore. It's beenFriday, Saturday, Sunday night was still
going on in Buckhead last night whereI live next to Fidel's Irish Pub.
So these are some of the bestworst arrests, well, the funniest ones,
I should say, from Savannah,Georgia as one of the best,

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say Patty's Day festivals out there,parades and everything. Over one hundred and
ninety arrests went down in Savana overthe weekend. So you guys, I
did yourself this year. He reallydid. A twenty seven year old man
from Geiton was arrested on Riverfront afterhe attacked a police car round eleven PM,
armed with traffic cones on each armand one on his head. Wow,
oh my gosh. You know.One of his friends was like,

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yeah, do it. Holly thoughthe was like Patrick the Starfish or something
at that point. Hold on,hold on, hold on, man,
I don't have a car camera goinggo imagine swinging him like nunchucks. Yeah,
can't even see where he's going.Wow. Twenty four year old from
North Carolina was charged with striking alaw enforcement officer after he smacked a police
horse on the rear end. Hewas repeatedly told to stop attempting to give

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the horse SIPs of his beer.Oh my god, he was just trying
to share. It's like that ahalf baked movie. It is seriously so
did he get assault for both officers? Yeah, whiskey for my men,
beer for my horses. Come on, Savannah, PD lighting up And this
last one is just totally absurd.A thirty three year old man was arrested
for breaking and entering as well asassaulting an officer when he broke into an

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unmarked GBI vehicle and became trapped inthe back seat area. Made things easy
for everybody. Apparently it was unlockedbecause they're using it to transport people that
were arrested. He was trying tobreak into prole for cars. When they
attempted to remove him from the vehicle. He was tasered after biting an officer
in the hand. Oh come on, not the officers to get shot.

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If you get arrested and locked ina police car in the back, the
child lock is on you Just imagineyou get in there. Need the plexiglass
book. Oh no, no,no, no, what a trap?
Maara. Congrats Savannah on undred ninetyarrests, ninety four point nine in the
bull Thanks for hanging out with uson your Monday. It's moot Kimmy and
Otis and Brian Moote. You stoleover the mailbox. You don't know what

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you're gonna find. Like, thiscould be good. Maybe I got a
birthday car. You get a mindblowing ten thousand dollars fine for parking citations.
Nope, on a car that youdon't even own. It's got a
comma in the price. I wouldcry, instant heart attack. Yeah,
I'd be done right there. It'sexactly what happened to Atlanta woman Elfrida parks
and she doesn't even know like thecar's a even hers. The bills are
from Miami. The violation show apicture of a car that used to be

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hers, but not anymore. Thisis crazy. I don't need this extra
stress. You know, I've gotmy own stress. I even would email
and say boot the car. Thenthe real owner will show up. Parking
Revenue Recovery Services out of Denver erroneouslytrace the car back to Elfrida instead of

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the car's current registered owner. That'sthe thing I don't know. I've even
tried calling the mayor of Miami.She doesn't own this car. It hasn't
for a while. She used to. But it's even got a Florida plate
on it that's not connected to her. But the bills are all rolling into
her place. And how little researchis this company Parking Revenue Recovery Service is
doing. I know that in Coloradothey've actually been sued a couple times because

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they just throw bills to you.Hey, you owe us money, and
if you don't contest it, thenhow many times do you link? You're
like, man, did I parkthat? Generally? How parking services were?
They just don't care. They justwant money. Well, it's also
hard to get a hold of aperson too. Oh yeah, unless unless
you want to go in too,like the actual parking game and person everybody

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behind you so mad they want totacking those people down. They don't care.
They just want your money too.So this is not me. It's
not my car. Never been toMiami. I do love though, And
I walked by a parking lot inBuckhead where someone's got a boot on their
car and they're trying to negotiate withthe boot. Guy in the boot,
I already locked it on there.I don't really care to talk to you.
You're gonna call somebody else. What'sthe craziest bill for? What?

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And how much was it that youjust just received out of the blue?
You were shocked? Four oh fourseven four one zero ninety four nine.
Our next moot camotis family member isgetting stuck with a bill from her ex
boyfriend. I didn't sign a thing. I'm on the hook for like thirty
five hundred dollars. What's it?Four? And what's he pin in her?
We'll find out next Otis. Y'allare a blessed? Might be live

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your New Bull Morning Show ninety fourpoint nine The Bull ninety four point none
The Ball. A bill shows upout of the blue for you on the
hook for like thirty five hundred dollarsand you know there's no way this is
your bill. I shouldn't have topay this. And then you're sitting on
the phone and you're calling all thepeople. You're panicking. They don't believe
you. One woman in Atlanta dealingwith ten thousand dollars in parking fines from

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an old car that she had thatshe sold. What's the craziest bill that's
ever shown up for you? Outof the blue? Just shocked you?
What was it for hom Which wasit? Four O four seven four one
zero ninety four nine, Martie andSandy Springs? Your ax has stuck you
with a few bills that keep comingin. I swear for a short while
I lived with my boyfriends. Itwas like two weeks while I was in
between apartments and things, and Iget a bill for his apartment. What

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like, use me the leasing company? They found me somehow my name got
on that lease. I didn't signa thing. I didn't know anything about
this. I'm on the hook forlike thirty five hundred dollars because he trashed
this place. Wow, now I'vegot to go through all this legal stuff
because somehow he fitnagles my name onhis lease. Sometimes any collections agencies are

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just so aggressively trying to get moneythat they'll probably just start hammering you.
I don't even know if legally youhave to pay that. If they're just
asking for it, they're just tryingto like track you down from through somebody
else. I don't think you legallyhave to pay that, But still what
aheadache? Because you're gonna have thecollege, you're gonna have the emails,
and you're gonna worry is it gonnabe on your credit score even though you
know you didn't sign anything exactly.I'm otis, I'm complete opposite. I

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randomly get checks in the mail fromsomething that somebody owed, cash returns or
something. Yeah, like an oldcable I got you want to trade insurance
bill? Yeah. I don't thinkI've gotten good news in the mail in
a decade. I love when Iget a check for ten cents. Those
make me really happy. Thank youfor the interest payment. Appreciate you.
I hope you get that worked out. What's the craziest out of the blue
bill you've received? Ninety four pointNow in the bowl, an Atlanta woman

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received over ten thousand a bill forparking tickets she didn't pay, but she
didn't pay them because she doesn't havethe car anymore. She got rid of
that one a couple of years ago. What's the craziest bill you've ever gotten
out of the blue? What wasit for? How much was it?
Four? Four seven four one zeroninety four nine and one of Jennifer and
Rockmartin like a sixty thousand dollars billyou never expected. Yes, I bought

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my steps on a trampoline and endedup costing me about sixty five thousand dollars.
You heard himself. Well I goton it. You got on it?
Oh? No. When I gotthe hospital out of my hospital bill
after having the repairs done on myknee, a kick dab A donated eighteen
thousand dollars. Ah, wow,Jennifer. Do you feel like that knee

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has superpowers? Now? Like?What what cadaver did it come from?
What if it came from like aprofessional athlete or something. No, I
don't feel like I have to whenit comes to the cadavers. I want
to be able to pick the personout of a lanup like like if they're
stronger, Like, I want topick the person like out of a line.
You want to see profiles. Yeah, I don't know what was their
forty Like, yeah, exactly was. I didn't even know that they did

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that until this moment, So yougo. But you know what's like that?
With my life? I can imagineCody Johnson's The Pain or We got
tickets for his shows all week thisweek at seven to three make sure you're
back with us tomorrow. On MootKimmy and Otis, I'm Brian Moot.
What's the craziest bill you ever receivedin your life? Four O four seven
four one zero ninety four nine.Amy and alfare redda Moo Kimmy Otis family

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member? How are you good morning, Otis Moot Kimmy, Hey Amy,
what's happening? And how are yougood? I'm good and I hate that
I missed yesterday. But everybody backeddown on me. Oh yeah, our
point five k at the house onSaturday. Man, it was so fun
out there. We had a hugecrowd. You take out all the pictures
and great videos at Moot Kimmi Otison Instagram. I know and I was.
I was so mad. Yeah,yell, we're bummed we missed you

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too. But have you ever hada bill that came unexpectedly? Maybe I
could have. But if I didbelieve it or not to be like no,
this isn't mine, I just tearit up. I wish I could
live with that level of zero care. I had one for a hotel mattress
at a hotel and instead the roomwas under my name because my buddy was
staying in it. Yeah, sohe threw up. He was super drunk

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and he threw up in his sleep. And then instead of like saying anything,
he just flipped the mattress. Thatis so I just got in the
hotel sell for like six hundred andfifty dollars for this mattress. I was
like, what happened? And thenmy friend Andrew was like, oh they
found that, like found what?He's like, Yeah, I park on
the bed and just flip the sell. Next time I stay in a hotel,

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I'm checking every mattress. I wouldn'tI want to. You're gonna find
something that you don't like. Yoube safe, sleep switch and then they're
gonna switch my room. Ignorance isbliss at any hotel. Amy just trust
me, Otis. No. Ijust will let y'all know that I switched
the iHeart Radio at ninety four pointand now I can listen to y'all anytime

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I want to. Thanks for hangingout with us on your Monday. It's
Moot, Kimmy and Otis. I'mBrian Moot. Missed any of the show,
No big deal, Just catch theentire thing on demand of the free
iHeartRadio app. You can also chimein and anything that pops in your head,
like a little voicemail that pops upin the studio, hold on that
little iHeart talkback. Mickey left thison a talkback when we were talking about
those bills out of the Blue alittle bit earlier with the Atlanta woman getting
a ten thousand dollars parking fine thatwasn't for a car she even owns Hey,

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moot, kimmyan otis. The craziestbell I ever seen was one that
I got pretty recently. It wasfrom three years ago on a workers comp
claim when I didn't even feel likeI needed to go, but my place
will work at the time wanted meto go, so I did, and
then they hit me with matt billand now it's hurting my credit. Cousin
went to collections, schol guess whatthe restaurant never bade it. Oh lord,

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that's been fun. You'll have agreat one. There's nothing worse than
when you're trying to maintain your creditand then you find something that's not your
fault and like, no, Ilegitimately get myself in trouble. Why are
you guys doing that? Good morning, Randall and Douglasville. You got a
bill out of the blue that wasa little shocking. The other way,
I've got the best one. Meand my wife went on a cruise to
the Bahamas back in February. Whenwe left Tokoe Beach headed home, the

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interstates are so confusing. I believewe went through some toll booths. No,
well, we just received one daylast week a deal for three dollars
and six cents for one toll thatyou drove through, from a toll that
we drove through. That somehow thisthree bucks ain't too bad at me.

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You top that check in the mail, right right right. My wife's like,
we got to pay this. You'llbe in collections for a three dollars
and fifty cent toll bill and thatjust ends up diging your credit for some
reason and a suspension of driver's licensesomething absurd. Thanks for joining the show
this morning, man, I listenedto all every day. Appreciate you.

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Random moods Kimmy and ODIs. Ihave a fantastic day. I'm trying to
need to show and show everyone Georgia'snumber one for New Country for knowing the bull
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