Admitting to the Crimes you Committed as a Child

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Get to know the show with mostlikely to Moot Kimmy and otis Kelly.
We got tickets in the george FoodWines Festival every day this week at seven
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Austin, Texas. Otis, whodo we got? Good morning, Kathy?

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Where are you from woo Pie County? You? How may that?
Kathy? All right? One ofour Moo Kimmy Otis family members. We
love you all right? You aregonna play game with us most likely too.
And I know you listen to theshow a lot, so you should
be easy for you to get thoseGeorgia Food and Wine Festival tickets. Okay,
so good. We'll give you aphrase that refers to somebody in the

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studio. Is it Moot Kimmy ormyself? Otis? You just decide who
is most likely to do each thing. I hope I get this. Gob
believe in yourself. Believe all right, who in the studio most likely to
do a choreographed couples dance routine forTikTok Is it moot, Kimmy or me?
Otis I'm just gonna go out onthe way, let's says my wife.

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We're at Grate Great Wolf Lodge lastweek and she's like, I got
to dance someone to do for TikTok. I'm like, all right, let's
do it. I uh. Littleknown fact was best dancer in high school.
So wow, in high school.I think it's a very well known
fact because you said it a fewtimes here. Some are most known facts,
by the way, proud on her, Proud on her, all right.
Who in the studio most likely tobe the awkward white person dancing at

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a wedding and roll their ankle ona table is moot? That would probably
yeah, happened on a weekend Thisweekend. I was dancing, like trying
to annoy my wife, like justannoy her, and then I stepped on
the side of a table underneath androlled my ankle. She's like, you

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just hurt yourself, like awkward dancingto the Cupid shuffle, and I was
like, yeah, that's what youget. Who in the studio most likely
to definitely not dance unless forced tomoot to Kimmy or I guess that would
be, Kimy, that is atruth. I did not dance at my
cousin's wedding. My sister is like, you don't look cool sitting there.
I'm like, I'm not trying tolook cool. I'm trying to just avoid

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that embarrassment the slide. Not doingit left you going to look cool?
Now you should wait till I dance. I have two left feet, so
I can't drop. I can't Whatdo you want? You got it?
Congratulations to go to Georgia Food andWine Festival, Kathy, enjoy that here
cut up March twenty first, thetwenty fourth. That wine will make your

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two left feet feel like they're bothRightyes, Ope, able to Yeah,
appreciate you, Kathy. Can't fixstupid coming up and just a little bit.
Uh you guys seen weekend at Bernie'sright, and they take the dead
guy around and the parties. Twowomen try to do that to an old
man at the bank drive through.That's awful, feel bad laughing they're going
on, can't fix super next.Thanks for listening to move, Kimmy.

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Notice in the morning, I wasgreat love waking up driving thirty thirty five
minutes. You guy there in theMorning, ninety four to point nine The
Ball. Yeah, you can't fixstupid, proven it with mood Kimmy and
Otis on ninety four point nine TheBull as it feels like everywhere you look,
stupidity is a bound. It canfrustrate you if you try to fix
it. That's why we don't atall. We highlight it and laugh with

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can't fix stupid, Otis? Whodo? We got Two women in Ohio
pulled off the weirdest disgusting situation thatI think you can come up with.
There were roommates of an eighty yearold man. Karen Castbomb and Loreen Farrallo
roommates with this old man. Ifeel like they were planning this. Maybe
caretaker that happens though sometimes elderly folkslive together. Maybe you're in like a

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semi assisted living. Yeah. Thesetwo were sixty three and fifty five,
and the elderly man that kind oftook care of him in things. They
found him passed away in his bed. Uh so what did they do?
Call the ambulance, go to thehospital with him. Nope, they threw
him in the passenger seat of thevehicle, drove to his bank, and
sat him up propped him up likeWeekend at Bernie's, Like he was there

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so the bank tellers could see himso they could take nine hundred dollars out
of his account. Then they wentto the hospital to drop him off.
That's awful. Let them know thathe had a we're not laughing at kind
of terribly laughable bringing around somebody's body. That's well, they were taking him
to the hospital. They took thelong run. They just stopped at the

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bank first. They just all aboutthat movie Weekend at Bernie's. Like,
I just feel like they had himon string. Well that's the visual that's
making me laugh right now, rightLike, no, he says hi there
he is, say hi, Harold, there you go? All right?
Perfect? Yeah, we just wantto withdraw nine hundred dollars please. Did
they go through the drive through wherelike the bank teller is really not paying
attention to drive through. They didn'twalk him into it. I was gonna

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say they brought him actually in.That's agreed. It was right to a
three legged race. Oh I thoughtit was. No, I was sinking
a wheelchair. That's easier. He'sfine. How horrible he's like's wearing sunglasses
and he's taking a nap. Yeah. Yeah. The Ashbulah County Police said
there's a very unusual situation. They'venever seen this in anything in their lives

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like this. The two women arecharged with several different charges now all over
nine hundred bucks. That's the stupidestpart. Why are you doing this?
I guess you can't take it withhim, is what they figured, so
why not go get this? Soit's just so disrespectful and often, but
then again, if you conjure upthe weekend of Bernie's visuals, it becomes
funny. So I'm going to chooseto believe that just because there's such terrible

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human beings can't fix terrible, andyou can't fix stupid ninety four point non
the bulls moot. Kimmyan otis yournext shot. If you're bombed out that
you missed that first one, nobig deal. You got another shot at
eleven to get your place on thatpart. Playing to Austin, Texas for
the iHeart Country Music Festival and getyourself from Tim McGrath tickets. We got
the eight ten headlines right now.Kimmi Karuba, I'll tell you about the
backlash from the l King drunken DollyParton tribute in just a minute. But

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Saint Patrick's Day is this weekend,Brian. We're going to be celebrating with
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If you've never been, it's alot of fun. They've got a huge
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Now you can say that you've donea race as well. Don't let all

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those marathon runners with their high fluteand attitude shame you. You've also done.
Let's be honest with people. Wejust wanted a reason to drink is
a sad thing? No, definitelynot. Well, it's pretty cool though,
because Savannah, Georgia made it intothe list of the top five best
places to celebrate Saint Patrick's Day inthe entire country. The top of the
list of Boston, Chicago of coursedie the River Green and the Savannah,

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which is awesome. Reno and Pittsburghground out the top five. Okay,
so it's been a couple of monthssince el King had her drunken Dolly Parton
tribute. If you remember, shewas swearing, she wasn't remembering any of
the words. It was not agood look. Also, she told you
snitches not to tell Dolly, andwhat did y'all do you wait to told
Dolly? Dolly, and Dolly wasso nice about it. She responded with

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grace. She said that she forgivesal Ella's just a wonderful artist and everything,
and people make mistakes. It's nota big deal. Well, Ella's
finally kind of commented for the firsttime really on it. She posted her
video on Instagram that was saying toeverybody sending me love because I'm human and
I already talked to Dolly I loveyou to everybody who basically told her to

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delete herself. Yes that she said, I love you too. Well,
are you doing that online? Thatis those people? You are a terrible
human being. I mean, arewe shocked? The Internet? It's a
terrible place. It's true. Butalso like that doesn't even match. So
you got really drunk? Was abit? That's respectful, So that means
you should do that. That's terrible. Well, I mean that those comments
never make sense, right, Like, there's no reason anyone you have,

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every comic that, but the antonymityof the Internet, people just go with
their little burner accounts, and wewant to just you know, drive the
steak into someone's back a little harder. So that'll be fine. I mean,
I'm not she that's what she's knownfor is kind of party. And
so again, all you snitches,you told Dolly get a life. Moral
of the story, Let's be betterdo each other, all right, That's
the headline The Kimmy Krub every Dayat sixten and eight ten, presented by

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and Carrier turned to the experts.We're ninety four point nine in the bowl.
Thanks for hanging out on this beautifulMonday morning. It's moot Kimmy and
Otis, I'm Brian Mood So JellyRoll Mino got himself in a bit of
trouble and one of the biggest showsyou can play in country music and the
biggest show for him to date sofar. He was at the Houston Rodeo
and you wanted to share that momentwith his wife, Bunny, which you

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would think would be a great idea, right, Your girl messed up currently
at the Houston Radio. You're notsupposed to cuss word on stage, and
if you do, they'll turn thelights off, kick you out and never
let you come back again. Nobodytold me this. Unbeknownst to me,
my husband walks over in the middleof one of the songs and pulls me
up on stage. What do Ido? When he hands me the microphone,

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she drops a big f bobs.Also, I kind of doubt they're
gonna shut the lights out on onehundred thousand people, you see, They're
gonna strongly reprimand you. Well,it turns out it sounds like that's more
of a sort of threat thing,because he's definitely allowed to come back.
They said that while it's a familyfriendly event, they don't technically have a

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rule that you're not allowed to curseat all a thousand drunken rodeo fans.
I think they'll be able when yousell the place out too, you know
what, We'll let that one slide. Also, another huge moment was when
Cody Johnson came out on stage tothe Texas fans us, he's so good.

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They sang together so good. Theyhave a duet coming out on Cody
Johnson's album Leather called Whiskey Bends,and they've actually been friends for a really
long time. So very cool moment. That was the song there Cody Jelly
together. Man I wish I mate, I missed that moment, but you're
having a great Monday all time favorRight there. That's Lee Brice, one

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of them girls here on Georgia's numberone for New Country ninety four point nine.
The Bullets Moot, Kimmy and otisthis morning on the comments section,
redneck country names that could be wordsif they didn't have a meaning before,
So this this video's going viral.Logan Shaw put up a TikTok and these
are words that have a bad meaningor negative meaning, right or different meaning.

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But if they didn't they'd be greatnames, great country names. On
my list of words that I findwill might cute baby names if they weren't
already words that mean something else.Yeah, failing, I know what's buy
it. But if you take awaythe meaning of it, that is such
a per nine say it like thatwith the accent for a boy. You

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dropped the y and it's just feeling. There's a little felon and felony.
So if they didn't have a negativeconnotation already, clearly kind of nice.
He goes through a bunch like cigarette. But I put an a on it.
Cigarette. Got a whole list ofthem right there. Cigarette is one
at the top cigarette cigarette venison.A lot of people recommended Vanny dear meat.

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It sounds like Game of Thrones kindof names. That's what this is
for me. Now you have tojust picture that they doesn't have a meaning
like venison doesn't mean dear meat.But his comments and names is the comments
section that we're into right now.Burretta. That is a name that many
people suggested. Octane. You couldbe named octane means like a Marvel superhero,

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something gas related. Look, we'remagging fun of this, but there
are a lot of doofy names thatpeople have that we just accept. So
maybe how about this one Hernia?No, no, but you're still thinking
of what I heard. I am, but I stop doing that. I'm
trying to not think of that,and it's still hernia. I don't know
cauliflower. Califlower is so beautiful longnames, especially if she's a blonde.

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I liked the woman that said Iactually named my son caliber. That's got
to be a Georgia woman. Ifeel like, yeah, there are some
point when someone be like, Iname name a kid rifle and then someone's
like I already did, Like,Okay, there we go. How about
skull skull, skull a skull orchlorine? No, this isn't really doing

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it, gotta suspend disbelief. Ithink he needs to say it with the
accent. The accent helps off time. There you go. It sounds better
already. That's the comment section ninetyfour point. Thanks for hanging out with
us on your Monday. It's moot, Kimmy and Otis, I'm Brian.
Moot. What story did you confessto your parents? The real story?
After a number of years went by, you knew you couldn't get in trouble

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four or four seven four one zeroninety four nine, or maybe you want
to tell us the story that yourkids told you when they thought they were
in the clear, Anissa, itwas a near death experience. He never
wanted to confess. It's amazing,but you're gonna love this story. My
mom moved us from Detroit up toa small town called Sheboygan in Michigan.

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We were bored. It was middleof winter when we found a river that
was frozen solid, but we stopped. So my brothers and I took a
dare on each other who could walkout the furthest So each one of us
would take a step, next onewould take a step, next one will
take a step. We got outmaybe even a quarter and I was the
one that went through the ice.Oh no, gosh. Yeah, we

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had a pond in our yard.I did that several times, and that
river, Sheboygan River had major currentthat we didn't know anything about. From
Detroit, we don't know anything ofthat. So that current put me in
an like you're in a dryer.Oh yeah, it sucked right under the
ice. My jacket is what savedmy life. It opened up like an

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umbrella, brought me to the topof the ice. My brother laid on
the ice the balances weight crawled outto me to pull me up out of
that ice, and we were soafraid to go home. Kids being idiots
were walking to store to store tothaw out to get warm. Yeah,
because you don't want to tell yourparents. Yeah, because backs lose it

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because they told you a hundred timesto stay away from the ice. My
dad and his brother actually got runover by a city bus in Chicago,
and same thing. Everybody was like, oh my gosh, are you okay.
They wanted to call an ambulance,like, absolutely not because they didn't
work than I am of and youare. And we're talking probably ten degrees

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maybe five degrees because it would dropa little twenty twenty below zero up there.
So how long did you wait toactually fess up on this happening.
We waited until we were eighteen yearsold when we were out before we shared
that story. Oh, were abottle of wine or lots of beer.
I have a feeling a lot offest up stories. Or when you can

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have a little beer with dad,I'd be like, you know what happened
back in the day, You knowthe real story? Dad? You know
how that door really broke. Youknow what we really did that night that
we said we were just like stuck. That's what we're gonna hear. Four
oh four seven four one zero ninetyfour nine. What was the story you
held close to vest Maybe you stillhaven't told it? Confessed up, you're
taking it to your grave. Wewant to hear it. It's next on
ninety four point down the ball,ninety four point nine the bull. You

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guys, y'all are great. Saveus as your favorites. Put us right
in your favorites on your phone.I just did ninety four point now the
bull. Confess it. What arethe things that you told your parents because
you thought enough time had gone byand they think it's funny now like you're
like, well, I'm a growingup. They can't get mad at me.
And you were having some drinks oversome cards, and you're like,
you know what that one time whenyou thought we went out to our my

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friend's house, Well no that wasn'tthe case. We stuck out big time,
We skipped school, we did whatever. Four oh four seven four one
zero ninety four nine or hit atiHeart talkback. This one's from the iHeart
talk back. This is Grace andKnyer's and well they were skipping school and
going to a rock band's house,the house that they live, and probably
not what your parents want to know. So I was fourteen years old and

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I skipped school, me and afriend of mine I think your name was
Megan. So we skipped school andmy school was like down the street from
the Pantera house the band dim BackDarryl. So I rode the bus to
school and then like didn't go toschool. I just like come Kipps and
me and my friends walked down thestreet because we knew where it was,

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I mean everybody where it was.It was an Arley ten. So there
was a lot of weeds, Likea lot you're supposed to tell because have
you seen Panterra's album covers? Iall my kids hanging out at the panthera
house with a guy called dime BackDarryl. Right, I'm just thinking you
could never get away with that thesedays, like parents like life. Three

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sixteen peters call home now. Yeah, been down the road for some Christian
band. It had to be TerraHanson, That's what we did. Sorry,
I skip school because I was boppingwith hans in today at the Hanson
House, George has number one inthe country point nine. The bullet is
a safe place to tell us thestory you admitted to your parents just because

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you thought you could. Like you'relike enough times gone by, they can't
get mad anymore to that lie,I told him four O four seven four
one zero ninety four nine. Goodmorning, admiring from Atlanta. Good morning.
First, you gotta know, whenyou're young, you're dumb, and
there's no way around it. Yeah, it's true. We've all been there
for sure. So how long didyou wait to confess some secrets? My

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my dad was eighty five. Iwent over to visit him and I said,
Dad, I'm gonna feel safe tellingyou this stuff now. And a
lot of stories I went through abouthow I was drag racing, and how
I got drunk one day with somebuddies and we decided that was stops was
in the way, so we tooka truck and a trailer and we pulled

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it out. God knows how manyother things I told him, and each
time I told him what he said, you didn't do that. So you
wait until you were sixty before youfelt safe enough to tell your dad all
these stories and he was eighty five. I mean before then I would have
not so saying. He just laughedand laughed and laughed. But he's like
trying to He's like, you knowwhat, I know him eighty five and

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you're sixty. But I'm getting thebelt right now. Retroactively, I owe
you. You waited till you weresure he couldn't catch you anymore. I
love that your dad thought he raisedthis gentleman, that this nice guy,
that everything turned into a great humanAnd then you're like, yeah, none
of that was true. I wasa full on delinquent most of my life.
Yeah, ninety four point nine thebullets moot, Kimmy and ODIs sexual

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being here on your Monday morning withus. I'm Brian, moot. You
confess something to your parents way afterthe fact that he's like, they can't
get mad at us. Now,we're like, we're grown ups. Now.
My sister and I waited till wemoved out to tell my parents that.
For years they thought my sister trippedin the hallway upstairs and knocked like
a picture off the wall and rippedthe wall. But really she was doing
cartwheels. And we've been told amillion times not to do them in the

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hallway. So oops, you don'tstitch yourself. Elizabeth and Jasper, What
did you wait really long to kindof finally fest up to do an alcohol
out of my parents alcohol? Yeah, we did that constantly filled it back
up with water. Yeah. Thewhole water swap of the vodka bottle works

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great until somebody puts the vodka inthe freezer, like this is a surban
I'd add food color, and Imixed food color enough until it got the
color of Barbara Science. Science.That's funny, do something with art now.
Goodness. My parents they actually endedup giving it all away once they

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they marked one bottle of Southern Comfort, and when they noticed that bottle got
short, they ended up giving allthe alcohol away that was in the closet.
And she gave it taller work friendsand that you were like, by
the way, how that alcohol yougave us was diluted or not not even
alcohol at all? I made iteven worse. My stepdad's herbal refreshments that

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he had. We filled it backup with oregano. Oh. Yeah.
The best part was when he figuredit out and my mom came to like
scold us for it. I'm like, he can't have it either, right,
Why don't you call the police?Saw me then? Dad? Yeah?

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That's great, and Otis, y'allare bad making laugh your New Bull
Morning Show ninety four. It's mootKimmy and Otis. Make sure you listening
for that Al Dean song just aftereleven. You could get yourself on that
party playing to Austin, Texas forthe iHeart Country Music Festival. It's moot
Kimmy and Otis. We were talkingthis morning about that story that you feel

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like you can confess now because yourparents enough time has gone by. I
think you get mad at you.I'm a grown up now are you gonna
ground me? All right? Rebeccain Dallas? When did you fess up
to something? How long did ittake? Well? I have a story
I have never told my family tothis day, but my dad loves to
go. Oh that's perfect. Doyou plan on continuing to not tell that?

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Oh he's going to listen today?Oh yeah, he could probably hear
the story today. Should we makesure he's not driving into it like a
tree? After this? How upsetis he going to be? It work
right now? So that's a goodthing. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
I actually my first job. Ihad to about sixteen, seventeen years
old. You know, I've neverreally gone out and stuff. Well,
I had a boyfriend debt lit BreakCounties over and they wouldn't allow me to

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see him, so I told himI was but and I was a girlfriend,
so I could go to his houseand face for the weekend. Classic
And that was back when p perswere around, so it couldn't trace you
at all. Sorry, dad,she was staying at the boyfriends for the
weekend. But you know you're you'reforty so now, well no, but
like, why tell him what hedoesn't need to know, you know,
because you've been holding on over twoYeah, well I was in the big

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deal. My daughter knew bet becauseI told her I know every trick of
the trade. He can't pull itall, that's right, I've done it
all before. That is funny.When you're playing chess against your kids who
are playing checkers, You're like,I already know your moves. Yeah,
I know your moves. Yeah.I got lucky with good kids though.
Or you think until about fifteen twentyyears from now and they confess something on
the radio to you, I knowwhat you mean no, I just won't

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let you all know that. Iswitched the Ihear radio at ninety four point
nine the ball and now I canlisten to y'all anytime I want to.