Baby Food Thanksgiving... BARF

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Ninety four point nine The Bull Mood, gim me notus with you this morning.
Thanks for hanging out. I'm BrianMood. Less than one hour from
now at eight thirty, we're doingour infant Thanksgiving. My ten month old
son Ronan is catering for us.I got one of our dishes right here.
We're gonna try turkey and turkey Broth'smushed up in a can. Oh,
I can't wait. We've got alittle table in here. It's gonna
be a lot of fun. Rightnow, we're playing fill in the Florida
Man headlines for dunkin Donuts gift cards. Good morning, Mary and Canton,

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Welcome to the show. I'm strugglingalready and I have to like do Thanksgiving,
and so I'm gonna need some duncandefinitely. Well that's perfect because we
got some for you. I justgot back from New Orleans last night and
went to a po boy festival,so like I'm just it was really good.
All right, We're gonna give youa scenario from a Florida Man.
You got to decide how the headlinefinishes based on the multiple choice. Okay,

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okay, I can do this,Florida Man accused of flashing this at
an officer during a traffic jam withroad rage was did he flash his finger?
Did he flash his chest or didhe flash a gun? Ooh,
I'm gonna say he flashed his chest. It's just like a superhero. Check
this out, officer. Now hewas having some road rage, flashed a

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gun at an undercover officer that wasnext in the traffic and that didn't go
well. Why does that feel likea zimbreled Border patrol? Uh? It
a had fourteen people in the bedof it. B he was arresting people
when they found him? Or seeit? Said Booty Patrol on the side
of the truck. Patrol on theYeah, it looked like a border patrol

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truck, but said Booty Patrol thebeach. Wait did I just read Yes?
I did? Are you people forthat too much? Booty on the
beach? Not enough? How doesthat work? All right? Last one
Florida man steals coworker's wallet to abuy beer in a pumpkin at public's b
going a five thousand dollars shopping spreeor seat to teach him a lesson to

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buy beer in a pumpkin. Yesyou did, yeah, right before right
before Halloween. He was in needof a pumpkins and beer, and well
he just saw his coworkers walling onthe desk and took that along with him.
Look, I gotta celebrate. Everyone'sbeen there before. Yeah, that's
happened. Yeah, well you justgot back from New Orleans, so I
guess anything's possible, right, nicejob. Yeah, you've got to thank

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you. We got to get yourmorning kicked off the right way. Perfect.
Thank you guys so much, Noproblem coming up seven to fifty five.
Can't fix stupid. When you getso drunk you end up two hundred
and fifty miles away from your houseon a semi truck, that's next,
louse. Kimmy and Otis, guysare awesome because you put your listeners out

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there so that they can have opportunitieslike that. Georgia is number one for
new country for the ball. Yeah, you can't fix stupid, proven it
with mood Kimmy and Otis on ninetyfour point nine the ball. Stupid happens
every day all around us. Sincewe can't fix it, we just celebrate
it and laugh at it. Otis, who's up now? But when you

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end up two hundred and fifty milesaway from your house. After trying to
use a semi truck to metal racksunderneath the trailer as your uber, you
end up on the can't fix stupidlist. Oh you're lucky, that's all
that happened. Yeah, they said, he's quote lucky to be alive.
Literally. After two hundred and fiftymiles later, the guy driving the semi
truck looked in his rear view mirrorand just saw something orange kind of flashing

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underneath his trailer and thought to himself, that doesn't seem right, So I
gotta pull over and figure this out. That's when he saw the man kind
of roll out of the bottom ofthe truck. Sorry, dude, Like
man, I got a little drunk, my bad. I just needed a
ride home, and I decided yourtrailer was probably the best option. I
was gonna get off at the stoplight right near my house, but you

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kept going so a chance to itwas green. So man, that's the
rough part about stop lights. Wow, honestly, I mean, if you
would have died, or if youwould have got injured, that would have
been so much more than just payingfor the uber. You could freeze.
You could like have debris come upand hit you. I've always wondered about
people who've stown away, like abit of stowaway on trains, like you

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see the train car doors open,and I've always been like, man,
I want to jump on there andsee where I end. Man ended up
with two hundred and eighty eight dollarsfine by police and also probably had to
pay for the uber two hundred andfifty miles away from That's illegal. I
feel like it just frowned upon,very illegal. Okay, if you ever
stowed away on our train and giveus call four or four seven ninety four

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nine, we're not condoning it,by the way, No, no,
no, ninety four point non thebulls moodkim me notice I'm Brian Mood.
The countdown is on about twenty minutesnow. Infit Thanksgiving. My ten month
old catered us. We've got blendedturkey and broth, We've got squashed we've
got peas, the green beans likethe blended green means I'm so nice and

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I like green beans, but thatjust I really appreciate my son for having
the idea to want to host usthis morning. So we're gonna try his
baby food for Thanksgiving me see howit is at Epris run in Okay.
Well, today is a National GingerbreadCookie Day. I don't know why it's
in November though. That seems kindof weird to me. I feel like
it should be in December at somepoint. But if you like to decorate
gingerbread cookies or houses, which Ithink we're gonna do sometime this week as

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well, will be really really fun. Napoleon is also in theaters tomorrow,
starring Jaque in Phoenix and directed byRidley Scott, and Messy pre Thanksgiving storm
is already spreading across the eastern USand causing some travel issues depending on where
you are. It could be rain, thunderstorms, snow, wind, fog,

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ice. The roads are not gonnabe great, and there's gonna be
fifty five point four million Americans travelingfor the holidays. So that'll be really
good time today, tomorrow and thenext few days. Today and tomorrow cool.
Specifically, I hope my flight getsoff the ground. No, we're
gonna find out. Also, Turkeytrots have become a really popular way to
start Thanksgiving Day. Personally, Ithink that's completely crazy. I'm not going

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to wake up on things. Iknow, Brian, I've done it.
I've never regretted something more in mylife than when the crippling hangover I rank
it sounds terrible. Only nineteen percentof adults have done a turkey trot,
and literally overmost have no interest indoing it whatsoever. So don't think that

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it's like, oh man, Ireally think that I should run a marathon
at some point. No, nobody'slooking at you on the holiday. Fifty
seven percent of us are like,what is wrong with you? You just
show up to dinner with the highroad calories, your little like exactly weird?
Blank nobody, nobody at your dinnertable wants to hear about your five
K when I'm eating my mashed potatoes. Yeah, no, you don't get
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potentially grow your own. But Ilove it when people have hair stuff that
like you think looks natural and you'regonna, oh god, what was that
powder? No, literally, Isaw my uncle once without his too pain.
I'm my god, didn't even knowyou had one on before. What
is this like, it's just sittingthere. I'm otis I'm losing my hair,
So go ahead send me that article. I'm like, I'm gonna get
the zac Efron hairy Frost, TheTips, throw Back Deadlines to keep your

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crew a very date six ten andeight ten, Your New Bull Morning show.
You Betty make my morning every daywhen I get in the car.
Mood kimmyan otis ninety four ninety fourpoint nine The Bull Moo Kimmy notice with
you on your Tuesday morning. Thanksfor being here with us. I'm Brian
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get our podcast on demand. Catchup in parts of the show that you
missed while you're hit it off onyour adventures or you're just at home.
I'm just trying to get the turkeyin my brain as we eat mushed up
turkey coming up here at eight thirtyBaby Food. Thanksgiving for us Stacy What
are you up to though, justwaking up when I'm trying to head out
the house right now and get everythingdone this morning. Oh yeah, two
days out. There's a lot ofprep going on. Exactly do you have

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you having people over or are yougoing somewhere? I listen, We're going
to have some people over one dayand then probably do Thanksgiving us some family
and do some visiting. You knowthe net that season of seventeen meals in
one day. Right, it feelslike Thanksgiving is coming too early this year.
That's why it seems right. Seemslike it was. It was Halloween
yesterday exactly, yes, exactly,So now we're doing Christmas. We appreciate

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you listening. We'll keep you thesoundtrack for your whole holiday at ninety four
nine of the Bull on our freeiHeartRadio app or we got a podcast too,
ninety four point on the Bull.It is time to celebrate what its
moods? Why are we celebrating this? This is not celebrating That smells great,
does it? I'm Brian Moot.We we are having our studio Thanksgiving

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courtesy of my son Ronan. Hechose all the baby foods for Thanksgiving foods
so we're gonna go and we're gonnataste test them. Let me tell you
guys what we got. We gotsweet potatoes, We've got turkey and broth,
green beans, vegetable turkey, thishorse readdish, turkey and broth.
Like, what does that chunky?I don't know, but it is chunky.

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So let's get Let's start off easy, right, Let's go with sweet
potatoes first. I just got likethis dog food smell. Okay, the
turkey and broth, I think we'regona have to do last because that's a
bar fine potatoes sp on the edge, sweet potatoes. We can't be that
bad, right, No, bad, not bad. And he's a little
marshmallow terrible. It's gonna get abland flavor to it. We're gonna save

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apple pie for last. We're gonnaneed that last. Let's go next,
vegetable and turkey go to VT onthe side of your place. Oh god,
it looks like baby. Here wego, Here we go, this
one, here we go. Well, that's not bad. That is not
bad. I think the vegetables overpower. It's so bland. The turkey,
yeah, not great. All right, let's hop one over to Oh I'm

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starting to get gaggy. Yeah,I got gaggy on that one. All
right, Uh winter squash. Wthis squash is like juice with it.
Okay, this is the one thatsmells like dog food. All winter squash.
Here we go. No, no, that's terrible. I've already started
gagging. Its weird, weird afterPlease don't give that the road. I

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don't like that. I got acouple more lunch. I gotta get a
drink. You green beans, greenbeans, you guys, ready, green
beans, a nasty colored green beans. Ready, it looks like, oh
my god, I'm still bad.That's no way that's green got I'm sorry.

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My eyes are water. Last theworst. We have two left.
We have turkey and broth, andwe have apple pie. We got a
chunky one. Now we gotta gothe chunky. It looks like horse radish.
Sure, turkey and broth. OhI guess. Oh all right?

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Can we do the apple water waterapple apple by quick? The apple pie?
It's that God send. Oh yeah, give me more of that?
Can I get the whole oases?My eyes are water right now? All
that turkey and broth. Wow,ha, don't even say it's talk about
teeth. Okay, well it tasteslike tu. Guys, I got good

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news for you. My wife sentme with similar formula as the chaser here.
I was hoping for a little breastmolk to wash it down. Oh
god, oh if it thanks Kevin, what a great idea. How thankful
am I? Right? Yeah?So thanks for you both. Oh yeah,
you're thankful. Otis couldn't move uphis trip to Punchakana faster ninety four

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point nine. In the Bull's MootKimmy and Otis, I'm Brian Mood.
I can still feel the baby food. We just ate. I've a headache
for me. If you want tosee the video, it's quite a special
thing. It's gonna be up onthe Mootkimmy, Otis and ninety fourine on
the bowl on Instagram a little latertoday. Question for you'all asked the show
this morning. When did you havesomething amazing happened to you on vacation?

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Good bad? What was it?Four O four seven ninety four nine?
Those things that make when you tellthe story, people go what, Yeah,
we've all heard those travel nightmares,but what is What is something unexpected
that just happened to you while you'rein Vegas, or you're in the Atlanta
airport you ran into a celebrity,something like that. Luis Pierce said,
we were in Crete for our honeymoonin October twenty thirteen and there was a

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seven point two earthquake while we werethere. No one was hurt animal damage.
But let me tell you one weirdexperience that I'll never forget, being
about six drinks in and having thewhole world shake on you. Ye are
feeling that I got a place?Is this constance Lynn. I'm a nurse.

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I swear every time I go onvacation, we're trying to get a
little R and R. When you'rea nurse, you get no rest of
relaxation Because I swear every time wego somewhere. Five minutes after getting to
resort, someone's like, is therea medical professional here? Christina Marshall,
No one ever bleased me when Isay this. But we went on a

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small vacation uh in India and thefirst day I got a uh, let's
just say, I don't want toput this radio wise, a Siberian tiger
jumped on her not to attack her. Yeah, yeah, other stuff.
One of those injuries, well,she wasn't hurt. She just said the
tiger was a big fan of her. Oh you catch what I'm saying,
all right? What happened on yourvacation that was just mind blowing unexpected?

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Four oh four seven four one zeroninety four nine. She never expected to
be partying with I believe the sonof a member of parliament from Belize,
we hear about her vacation story.Next mood, Kimmy Otis, thank you
so much. You all make myday every morn is ninety four point nine.
The Bull ninety four point nine Thebull Moot Kimmy otis with you on

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your Tuesday. Thanks for being here. I'm Brian Moot. We got a
question for you. What happened thatwas unforgettable? The last or on a
vacation anytime for you? On fouro four seven four one oh ninety four
nine. Good morning Kathy and SandySprings. I'm an otis. What happened
on your vacation that you just neverexpected? And it was mind blowing?
No, it was it was great. I have no idea how I ended

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up there. It was by sheerluck, but I was. I was
going on a work trip and itgot canceled because some people got sick,
but my ticket was super expensive,so I talked myself into a ticket swap
and I got a really cheap flightto the Bahamas. Like what a what
a best case scenario? You're like, I gotta go to a workship.
I don't really want to do it. And then you're at the airport and
you're like, you know what Bahamasit is? So I I'm you know,

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finding my way around bars and likemeeting people, and I you know,
I don't I don't speak the languageof everyone around there, so I'm
trying to figure out what's going on. But you know, this pretty handsome
guy invites me on his boat andI'm like, sure, why not?
And so it seems like a lotof people were going so I felt safe.
And when I got there, Iwas like, wow, there are

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a lot of people here and thisis a really really big boat. And
after meeting a few people who spokea little bit more English, I found
out that I was on the yachtof I Believe, the son of a
member of Parliament from Beliefs. Wow, it's incredible. How does that even
happen? Also, this story isgiving me so much anxiety alone, like

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all of it all of it.The whole thing is boat with people you
don't know all of it. Thewhole thing is legit. The plot of
Taken two. I think, really, I have no idea where I got
this gumption. Maybe maybe it wasBoo's no idea. Things make a little
more sense when you've got a pineappledrink in one hand, you know what

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I mean. I ended up stayingon that yacht for like three days,
and you know, there were peoplewho were supposed to be famous. I
didn't know who they were, butpeople were like trying to be sneaky and
take pictures with their phones of peoplethat I was talking to. And I'm
like, this is great. Ihave no idea who these people are.
I could not have planned it ifI tried. That's one of those bucket
lists never forget. I love it. I know, I don't think i'd

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ever do it again, because yeah, yeah, Odds aren't your favorite for
doing that again. Now, let'snot make a habit out of the Just
get on the Randas boat No.Ninety four point Tomorrow is the biggest travel
day of the week. Hartsfield Jackson'sgoing to be craziness. Lots of people
there, maybe you'll run into somecelebrities, somebody famous. You never know

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who or what amazing moment happened toyou on vacation four four seven four one
ninety four nine. My name isOtis Becky and Lawrenceville happened on a vacation
that you just never forget. Itwas something you could have never planned.
It was hilarious. My family wasat the Atlanta Airport and we were headed
down one of those super long escalatorsto the trains, and we are coming

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down the escalator and we see mypastor. He's got this man on the
floor and we think, oh,look, Larry, he's helping somebody's having
a seizure or something. And weget down there and no, he's not
helping somebody. He tackled this manbecause he had pickpocketed somebody pocket This is

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like the machine gun Preacher. That'scool. Trying to hold him down.
So my husband goes and helps them, gets him in a finger lock and
holds him until security gets there.Reverend Larry Bounty Hunter, Reverend Larry Yes,
and Larry is still wonderful. Hedoesn't for good. Make sure you
don't see it from the collection plate, otherwise you're gonna find a fingerlock real

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fast. I listened one time somebodybroke into his daughter's car in the parking
lot. We take the wrong carto break in. Liam Neeson's your preacher.
That's awesome. Ninety four point nineThe bulls moot, Kimmy and Otis.
Thanks for hanging out with us onyour Tuesday, the day before travel
craziness. Tomorrow is the day,the biggest day at Hartsfield Jackson, So

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you could run into celebrities. Youmight just have chaos happen to you.
That's what we've been talking about thismorning. Is the time something unbelievable happen
to you on vacation four O fourseven four one nine nine Katie and mcdonna,
Do you go on a vacation thatsomething just ended up out of the
blue making it phenomenal or crazy?Yeah? So I'm a real Klotz and

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I test gravity quite regularly. SoI was in the middle of the ocean
on a cruise it was the samecruise, and decided to join it on
a relay on a beach, andI have facelinted across the the sand in
part of like one hundred people.Nice did you get up my ale,
did you get up and act likeyou meant to do it? Sometimes you

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know absolutely exactly what I did.And then later on the craziest pot is
later on I got pulled off onestage to do something insane and they were
like, oh, you were theone that fell give up. You're like,
maybe we shouldn't make her do somethingtoo crazy. She's already having a
rough one. I test gravity allthe time, so it's not much.

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Appreciate you Katie so much, Jared, what happened to you at the Atlanta
airport? I met Steve Carrell inperson, but I didn't have my phone
or my wallet or anything on me. But he bought me a beer.
So you at the airport and SteveCorrell is just right next to you,
like, I'm gonna go to thebathroom and I'm like washing my hands and
he's like like Steve Correll and hegoes, yeah, oh, you talked
to him in the bathroom. That'sI met him in the bathroom. And

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then all of a sudden, it'slike, man, he bought me a
beer. We just sat and talkedfor like, I don't know, like
a couple of minutes. It wasthe most like surreal thing. Did you
wait for him to finish wiping beforeyou started talking to him or oh no,
I mean like it was like Iwas washing my hand, he was
washing his hands. I was like, Steve, and I've heard the bathroom
is exactly where celebrities want to berecognized. Your new Bull Morning Show ninety

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four point nine The Bull Moot Kimmyotis with you on your Tuesday morning.
Thank you for being here with us. If you miss any of the show,
you can always catch the entire thingon demand of the free iHeartRadio appas
also talk back there as well.Hould out a little microphone down, let
us know what's on your mind.So today we had a little studio Thanksgiving.
The twist for us in here wasit was catered by my ten month
old son, Ronan James. Sowe went to public yesterday and Ronan and

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I picked out all the foods thathe would in theory be eating. I'm
not gonna feed him any of thisstuff though, but vegetable turkey dinner.
We had screen beans. We hadturkey and turkey, broth, sweet potatoes,
winter squash. This is how itwent. I just got like this
dog food smelling. Yeah, Okay, the turkey and broth. I think
we're gona have to do last,because that's a bar for one vegetable and

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turkey go to VT on the sideof your place. Oh my god,
Hey, it looks like baby,here we go, Here we go,
this one, here we go.Well, that's not bad. That is
not bad. I think the vegetable'soverpower. It's so bland turkey. Yeah,
not great. All right, let'shop one over to. Oh I'm
starting to get gaggy. Yeah,I got gaggy on that one. All
right. Green beans? Green beans, you guys, rasy green beans,

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nasty colored green beans. Ready,it looks like, oh my god,
I'm still bad. That's no way, that's green beans. It was not
good. My eyes are still wateringand I haven't head. Stop feeding that
to your children. I have theworst gag reflects on the planet. And

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when I smelled the turkey and turkeybroth one, there's god. It shut
that lid again. But it gaveus our greatest compliment of all time.
On our talk back, mic soPat is driving uber this morning listening to
us, and this is the talkbacksshe left us. We want to hear
your thoughts. Hold a little microphonedown. Y'all have made best are gagging
and my passenger asked me was Isick? That is funny as hell.

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You guys are awesome. Y'all makeme laugh and my god, you make
me gag. We love you.You get five stars from US PAT and
I hope your passenger resistence is human. They gave you five stars as well.
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