Missing Snake in the House

Episode Transcript

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It's a mood. Kimmy and otisgonna get to our point five k here
in a second. How everyone didn'tend up with a dog is amazing.
I think everyone tried to at leastout at the house on Saturday. Today.
On the show six point thirty,we got tickets for you to see
Hardy at the Georgia Rodeo. Foryou early birds. Seven thirty, you
got Cody Johnson tickets. That showis gonna wildly sold out, so you're
gonna want to grab those. Andthen seven o'clock we're gonna tell you who

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that artist is Artists of the dayto listen for. At eight o'clock you
give yourself Luke Bryan tickets and bequalified for that flyaway to Austin, Texas
for our iHeart Country music festivals.So we got a lot going on this
morning, and if you want tojump in on the struggle bus earlier,
you start that at six fifty five. You go ahead and give us a
call four or four seven four onezero ninety four nine. Tell us about
just the wild chaos of your weekend. I mean Buckhead, where I live,

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didn't stop. I mean there's stillpeople dragging in this morning there was
a block party with bands going on. Were there people sleeping on the sidewalk
last night, because that's what itlooked like, messed out everywhere. It
was absurd. The smart people didit on Saturday night so you can recover
Sunday. But yeah, FIDEO neverstopped for those already. Wow, thanks
everyone who came out to the houseYon and our friend and that was awesome.

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Man, what an incredible day.The weather on Saturday was unbelievable.
And my favorite, my favorite questionthat we had the whole day was where's
the point five k course? AndI was like, it's kind of on
the honor system, so it's justthe joke of we all got to get
stickers and T shirts and huge shoutout to house Yon. Everyone there,
Cherry Street Brewing with cattle shed abutcher and bruise Rise and wine Georgia.

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Man, why don't you let peoplebelieve we didn't rock it though we walked
around the circle around the little greenarea there twice. We had do it
twice. I thought it was onlyonce. I thought that was the math.
No, it was around the entirehouse Yon, but you had to
go at least two laps around thegreen Space. That's right. I was
in a giant blow up leprechan suit, which is incredible. You can see
the pictures of that too costume.Right it was. I wanted to wear

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it the rest of the day.But just thank you to everybody that came
out. Mike came out, JadJerry, who was one of our mook
Hemotas family members. Uh, Kelseydrives a bus, yeah, and a
bus driving friends did just say,Katie, I knew I was wrong.
Yon, Yes, and the furKids Atlanta Or they brought out a bunch

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of puppies that were available for adoption. They're still available for adoption. I
think. I don't think anyone could. I think they weren't gonna let you
if you wanted to adopt. Theywere gonna be like, here's a puppy.
Now go enjoy Cherry Street Brewing withtheir drink specials right now. A
lot of fun. We continued theparty later in the night with some friends
and uh it was the shrapnel oflike shamrocks and glitter hats and uh,

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just Saint Patti's day has gone wrongall over Swane's like Commons area was hilarious
at the end. You can SaintPatrick's day has a smell. Oh yes,
if you or any place that hada like if you go to a
bar the next day or a restaurantor for me, it was the shops
the Buckhead on Buckhead Avenue. Iwas walking with my son because he's won
and he just walk everywhere now,and I was like, man, that

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smells like New Orleans. Yeah,I'm carrying you, bro. I can't.
I don't know what's on that sidewalk, but we're not getting that on
your shoes. I put up avideo of just a lone hat just sitting
in a spot walk a shame withoutyour cowboy sny super fun. Grab all
the pictures of videos ninety four nineon the Bully Moo kimy Otis on Instagram,

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and again, thank you to everyonewho came out. It was such
a wonderful day, such a funthing. To look forward to doing it
again next year because we're all fitnessgurus, you know. Oh yeah,
Kimmy and Otis have a fantastic day. I'm trying to need to shore and
I'll show everyone Georgia's number one forNew Country. Thanks for being here with
us on Georgia's number one for NewCountry ninety four point nine. The book.
Got tickets for it to see Hardyat the Georgia Rodeo coming up here

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at six thirty this morning. Iknow we don't often have stuff for you
early birds who roll with us rightout the gates, but we do today
or in all week. Got thesix and headlines right now with Kimmy Karuba.
I'll tell you what artists regrets theirtatoos in just a minute. But
first, if you use targets selfcheckout leans, you're gonna have to start
limiting your cart to ten items orless. This is a brand new thing
they rolled out as of yesterday attheir nearly two thousand stores, So they're

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saying that if you have more thanthat, they're gonna be opening up more
lanes for you to check out.Normally, I have no problem with this
if they actually do have the peoplethey're saying the stores have the freedom.
But every time I go there isnobody. There's one check out. Yeah,
they want you to check out yourself, but now limited to ten.
I don't know. I don't likethis rule because I'm quick with it.

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I feel like it you be basedon your skill level. There you go,
I can do twenty five items lessthan most people can do. It's
got to be like the TSA precheck. Yeah, I'm good, imagine
that. Look, I'm all see, I'm all for it because sometimes you
got to go into Target, there'sno employees ringing out, and then everyone
has nine thousand things and you're like, I just need one thing in and
out. I think Ikea has itright because they have certain ones that are

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just for ten items are fewer,and other ones where it's like, take
your time. If you're gonna dothe whole store, do the whole entire
store. Uh, this is prettycool. Ernest revealed new details about his
massive sophomore album, titled after hishometown Nashville. To see. He's got
some powerhouse collaborations on this jelly rollLaney Wilson, Morgan Wallen, and Hardy
and this is super cute on thetwenty six track collection. He also has

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a live recorded rendition of Twinkle Twinklewith his two year old son, Ryman,
which is so great. Hardy wasall, yeah, Ryman is a
great name. Hardy was also postingthis week that him, Ernest, and
Morgan were hanging out they realized hadbeen six years since they had written a
song, all three of them together. So apparently they came out with a
lot of music. So hopefully youget to hear that soon. This is

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something I didn't expect to hear.Jelly Roll says he regrets ninety seven percent
of the tattoos on his body.He revealed that like most of them like
that he's been getting lately, areto cover up old ones. I regret
ninety eight percent of these satuos,ninety seven percent, almost all of them
like core philosophies. I routed mylife in when I was seventeen and now

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forty, I'm like, what thewas? I think I had surviving the
struggle, but we had forgot toput the tea in, so it said
surviving the struggle sug struggle, Struggleis real. Struggle is struggle. Sir
didn't expect that from him since hehas so many. But that's the headlines
with Kimmy Karuba every day at sixten and eight, So mood kim and

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otis you guys to help me getfrom bill rick A Doultonville every day.
It's ninety four point nine the ballnumber one for New Country ninety four point
now of the ball. We're goingto talk about the staggering amount of money
that March madness costs American productivity.Here in just a second, I move
Kimmy and Otis a few minutes fromnow. We got tickets ready to see
Hardy coming up at the Georgia Rodeoin April, just around the corner here.

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So seventeen point nine billion dollars,billion dollars is what march madness is
going to cost the American workforce inproductivity while they stand around and watch it
instead of do work at work,obsessing over your bra every year, have
so many screens up behind all ofyour other tabs, so makes sense.
So most analysts are just saying,if you have a company where people are,

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you know, people are going tobe into it, like that's their
thing, you might as well justembrace it. Maybe have a break room
with a TV and if people cango buy and check it out or figure
out ways to kind of embrace becausethey're not gonna do I mean, people
aren't working anyway. I want toknow what company did this research because I
feel like Forbes but no, butI feel like the people on it,
they're like, oh, we reallyreally love March Madness, and we'd really

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love if Forbes would get behind it, so we're gonna find all of the
statistics people. Mathematically, you're justpaying people to have one foot out the
door the entire time. People arehaving brackets, so they're saying, in
your office, have a bracket.Have a pool where people can win prizes
and money and things. According toresearch, though, Georgia technically is going

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to be one of the states thatdoesn't really ding it on the on the
cost because we don't have any teams. Not one team for the state of
Georgia is in March Madness. Alabama, both men's and women's they made it.
Auburn is a four seed as well'veI never knew so many Alabama basketball
fans until I walked into a baron yesterday with my son. It was

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like a restaurant, not even likea bar, like a restaurant, and
there was like nineteen Auburn people justscreaming their heads off for the SEC Championship.
And I was like, ah,interesting, Okay, none of my
teams are in it this year,so I'll just watch it sparingly. But
I'm always excited for March Mados.It's fun basketball. It's competition. It's
all about beating people. Gotta behard to top that NC State North Carolina

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game though, the buzzer beater totie it up. Craziness, biggest upset
so far in college basket. Andit's always good to see North Carolina cry
a little bit. Yeah for sure, ninety four point nine in the bowl
coming up at seven o'clock. Sowhen we're gonna let you know just after
seven who that artist of the dayis. You can win yourself tickets to
see Luke Bryant George Country. Wejust hurt him right there, and you're
qualified for that flyaway trip to Austin, Texas for the iHeart Country Music Festival.

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We'll let you know who that artistof the day is coming up just
after seven o'clock. All week long, we got tickets to the Georgia Rodeo
to see Hardy. We're playing littlegeorgeopardy. Otis who do we got?
All? Right? Maryon Rome,you're gonna play a little game with us
this morning. Maybe get you overto Athens for that Georgia Rodeo to see
Hardy. That sounds awesome, allright, So all you gotta do is
get two out of these three GeorgeJeopardy questions. Now you gotta answer the

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form of a question and we'll giveyou the fact. Okay, okay,
all right. First one, thisNetflix series is back filming The Upside Down
again right here in Georgia's Stone Mountain. Main characters Will, eleven, Mike,
and Dustin all went to Hawkins MiddleSchool, which is in Douglasville.
What is Stranger? Let's go.I love that. Show me toim.

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Yeah, I'm a big fan.There's actually a scene that if you go
walk through the woods in Stone Mountain, somewhere somebody who came across the Upside
Down they got some of the setout there. Oh that's pretty awesome.
All right. Merle Haggard first everto win CMA Entertainer of the Year,
famous for his hits Gone Country,Chattahooche and remember when this was the first
Georgia country star to take home theaward. Yeah, pay attention to song

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titles. What is all right?Last one? Georgia is bordered by Tennessee,
North Carolina and South Carolina, Alabamaand Florida, plus this ocean to
the east. You would think Iwould know that a teacher. There's only
a couple of oceans, try oneof them. I feel like if you're

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gonna look at the United States Pacific, No, okay, we're not gonna
ask you where you teach at.Look, it's early, it's Monday.
Got tickets anyway, got through outof three, So you're going to Hearty
at the Georgia Rodeo. It's gonnabe a big one. He's doing a

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makeup tap last year, got injuredin a bus accident. Couldn't make it.
Oh my gosh. Well I'm gladthat I get to go, but
I'm sorry that he had that accident. Well congratulations you hang on. Okay,
yes, sir, Yeah, youcan't fix stupid. Proven it with
mood kim and otis on ninety fourpoint. Never gonna run out of these
stories. The world feels like anavalanche of stupid and if you ever see

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a good one, go ahead andfight on over to us on Instagram moot
kimmi otis. The world feels likeit's going wrong on a lot of levels,
especially when there's parents out there havingtheir kids steal purses. What you
are the next level of a worstparent. If you're having your child,
don't turn them into a criminal,because you're a criminal. I feel like
it's not a bad strategy. Let'splay Devil's advocate here. It was probably

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right. You're more likely to getshaken down for stealing a purse, but
if your kid walks out with itand they get caught, you're like,
oh, silly goose, she justtake that, put that down. We
pay for things around here. Happenat a Newton restaurant, the Juicy Crab
on Bullsboro on March second. There'svideo surveillance of a woman holding a baby
on her hip, and she gesturesto an older child, which it looks

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to be about the age of myoldest, which is about ten or eleven,
and then that's when the girl reachesover, grabs the purse, and
they all walk out of the restaurant. The restaurant manager found the surveillance video
when they were notified that a womanhad her purse over there in that booth
charging a foam. They say,happens a lot in that restaurant because it's
a little outlet right there. Shedidn't pay attention to her purse as much

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as she probably should have, andthat purse got snatched by a kid.
Now, Newton police are looking forthis child and her mother and apparently this
woman's AirPods, phone charger, carkeys, house keys, all that was
in the purse. So and thenprobably credit cards you got to go cancel
all that. Who knows most ofyou ladies have no idea what's in your
purse? No, I don't untilI can't find it whenever, ending abyss

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of stuff. I'm always kind ofshocked at how flipp it people can be
sometimes with bags and purses, especiallyon patios. Oh yeah, you walk
by like a patio and you seelike on the back of a chair,
like I'm outside on the sidewalk,be like, hell, that's right there,
can totally grab it. Yep.I always love the panic in my
wife's eyes and she's like, yeah, you know where my purses? Why
would I know where your purses?I'm not carrying your person round. Well,

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you know that lots of people arewaking up today after Saint Patrick's Day
weekend being like and then if theylook and they find all their stuff.
If you have your phone and youhave your purse with all of your credit
cards and everything, you're like successfulweekend. I totally did it. Proud
of myself if you're helping you,having your child help you steal things.
You are the worst of the worst, and you're on Can't Fix Stupid with
Moot, Kimmy and otis coming upnext to that struggle bus. A lot

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of people on it with Saint Patty'sDay Weekend. I feel like you just
smacked your microphone. Yeah are you? I am one hundred percent And I'll
tell you why in a little bit, because I just hit the finger that
I cut with a chainsaw. ThisWhy are you struggling? Good? Bad?
Craziness? Tell us what's going onin your world? Struggle bus every
Monday four o four seven four onezero ninety four nine. Maybe it's a
missing pet. There's no snake,the snake is not there. Panic in

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the household this morning? That's next. You are New Bull Morning Show,
a great love the stories, puttingbreathe while you ken ninety four point now
on the ball. On Mondays wekick off for a week with the struggle
Bus. Want to hear what's goingon in your world? Good? Bad?
How is your Saint Patrick Today?Weekend? I'm sure there's some stories

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out there we want to hear.In four oh four seven four one zero
ninety four nine. Good morning,Michael du Luth. You've got a wild
animal loose in your house. That'swhat you're on the struggle for this morning.
Go to wake up my son.The lid is off of the aquarium
container thing for his Boa constrictor.There's no snake. It's gone. I
don't know where the snake is.Yeah, I had a ball python.

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I'm otis. I had one fora while and that thing was an escape
artist. That is worth. They'reso quiet, man. That is what
literal nightmares are meaning. That isa nightmare fuel. So you got a
loose snake in your house and youleft for work. You got a loose
snake in I have a huge meeting. I have to go. My wife
is very upset that now she hasto find a snake, which she doesn't
like to and we have other animals. Is the snake gonna eat the animal?

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Are we not gonna find the snakeuntil bedtime? And then we're sleeping
and what's that in my face?It's a snake. I don't know what's
gonna happen. It's terrible. Youwake up to just a nice hug around
your neck in the middle of thenight. House no, what if it
did the toilet. Yeah, andyou're going in the dark and you don't
look. You're always gonna look downand you call like a snake specialist to
come hunt them down. You lookin the vents. It's gonna be in

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the vents on the floor vent wereyou don't have to go through and hedge
somewhere warm. Just look at thewarm places. That's where the snake is.
I would never say that it's agood thing if you have mice or
rats you but let's just cross ourfingers that the snake can at least find
itself snacks right inside the wall untilyou find it. That isn't your other
pits right. Sometimes on a Mondayfeels like the entire world is going against

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you. Absolutely, it's mood Kimmyand otis mondays. We start off our
week with the struggle bus. Iwant to know what's going on in your
world, good, bad, weird. Tell us about it. Four O
four seven four one zero ninety fournine. See how spring cleaning is going
on? What I was doing.You start to get out in the yard
on those good weekends. I didthat yesterday and my entire body, like

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every joint and hip. You lookcomfortable this morning. I went fourteen rounds
with a bush and its roots?Who won yesterday? But nearly I got
that. I got the bush outof there, took the chainsaw top it
off. I nicked my finger onthe blade of the chainsaw, so now
it's the finger that's my pointer finger. Everything thing I touch has that cut
on it, and anything he getssomething in it. No offense. The

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way you're sitting so painfully in thatchair, I think it was a draw
between you and the tree. Igotta be honest, you're overseating your wind.
Good morning, Shatta and Lithia springs. It feels like everything this morning
is fighting against you. I leftmy house early to be on time for
you know, a change, andwhat do I get behind the school bus

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getting on a bus? And Istill was like, it's like Murphy's law
when you're like exactly, you comearound the corner and there's a garbage truck
in the middle of the road andyou're like no, and they could see
that they have zero need to hustlethis and they're like, I got the
road block doing the job. Theother day the mail guy was blocking everybody

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and the car three cars ahead ofus could have gone around him, but
nope, they just sat there andwaited for him to finish up. The
day that you're running late on somethingand everything's going wrong is the time you're
going to run into the people wholiterally are like, I'm my sweet time
with everything. I'm not rushing anythingtoday. You ever see somebody who looks
like they have the song Zippity DoDodge just playing in their head. Yes,
hustle, get out the way.Why are you on the Struggle bus

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this morning? Four four seven forone zero ninety four nine, lady A,
it's moot, Kimmy and Otis thestruggles real when you show up for
court and you find out you're supposedto be in court the week before?
We moved to that. In justa second, here on the Struggle Bus,
we have a big contest going on. Your chance to go to our
Heart Country Festival in Austin, Texas, percented by Capitol One. You just
got to know the artists of theday. Good morning to one of our
bull family members and favorite lunch ladiesout in our stell. Hi. It's

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Vicky. I gotta go, sir, breakfast. VICKI want to It's Riley
Greenley. I gotta go on theline throw break this day, so I
can't have a right a hustle back. What do you guys serving for breakfast
this morning? Chicken biscuit? Yeah, good delivery. Do you have any
extra? All right, well,listen in at eight o'clock. Okay,
so you can wainen. Gotta gothrow breakfast. I appreciate you. Vicky,

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have a great day, come oneto Charles and noon And I'm otis
right place, wrong time? Whenhe went to traffic court Friday and got
handcuffs. I went to traffic courta week late. Frowned upon, Yeah,
definitely frowned upon when they write thedate on the ticket, generally frowned
upon. Yeah. I don't thinkthe judges, especially if it's been like
a week for them, they're notgoing to really be lenient about that kind

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of thing. Yeah. And thenon top of that, I get there
and you know, there's a benchwarrant for my arrest, and I had
no idea that there was an oldticket or something that hadn't been taken care
of. So on top of megetting there like week late, I get
there to take care of everything,and they locked me up. That's such
a bad day because it's so avoidableif it's just a bench warrant for a

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ticket. My brother had one ofthose, and it's just you look at
him and you're like, how didyou forget? And he's like, I
don't know, man, I hadit written down in like ten places and
I just totally forgot. Yep,wrong place, bad time, totally avoidable.
Courthouses generally have very little in termsof senses of humor. Everyone bade
they didn't like lighting those things up. Stand up mic there. I mean

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that would help out. It wouldbe like a twisty slide from the top
floor to the second floor. Thatwould give me a bailiff that can drop
one liners. You know, well, Judy, maybe you can sit in
some beanbag chairs in the court roomand stuff play some light jazz on the
speakers. Thanks for listening to moveKimmy and otis in the morning, Great
love waking up driving thirty thirty minutesin the morning. Ninety four point nine

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the ball on Moot Kimmy and OdaGeorge's number one for New Country. It's
ninety four point now on the bull, got your good vibe story coming up
here in just a few seconds abouta mom's personal mission to make sure that
dads know how to get a tightbun. Going til see really really fun.
A big shout out to all thefolks at Farm at Little Fox Hollow

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in Dallas. They are a miniaturefarm rescue nonprofit for people that just kind
of abandon horses, donkeys, uh, tiny goats, fainting goats, animals
that people didn't think were gonna bearound as long as they are, and
they take them all in. It'sreally really cool. They are open every
day for tours during the week andthey have little airbnbs as well. Really,

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my son Ron and I went outthere and pet some cow's noses.
That's so cute. Minnie cows nosesall right. Thirty eight year old Sarah
eating this story is awesome. She'sgoing viral right now because of what she's
trying to do. She works ata ballet school. Just noticed every time
the dad's notice you have a daughter. Every time the dads would have to
do the hair, they're like,what is that mess? Yeah, you
kept learned as a girl, dadthat you got to be able to do

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the braids, you gotta be ableto do the ponytails and the you know,
the double braid on the side.So learned all that. She started
an hour long online workshop, Dadand Me workshops. She also does them
live in the community center in hertown up in Connecticut. But basically she
shows dads how to detangle hair toFrench braids, Dutch braids, buns,
brunches, bunches, some of thestuff I don't even know how to pronounce.

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I have a boy, so Ithink the bunches are like when you
see they have a bunch of littlehair ties in there. Oh, that
one's just a great I would definitelysign up to learn a little bit more.
I've got a buddy that has girlsthat do Irish dancing, uh,
and he is legit one of thebest hairstylists I've ever met. He's a
radio guy. Thostenings are so funny. When I see those videos, I
think this was in viral like yearsago, but there was a dad who

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always was doing his daughter's hair everymorning, and I just I think those
were so cute, super cool.I love the pictures. Uh. My
brother has two little girls, andwhen I see the ones where he sends
his girls to school, like she'sgot like the side pony one's up Pie.
It's supposed to be dead on inthe center, but it's like she's
doing the punky Brewster throwback thing,so we'll post the info there. I
think it's just a really cool thingfor dads to know how to knock out

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a good French braid. That's right, he's good vibes. That's what our
country family's all about.