Nude Cruise on the Baby Shower Registry

Episode Transcript

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Thanks for hanging out with us thismorning. It's move kemmy and otis coming
up just a few minutes here.Let you know how you can get on
that trip to Austin, Texas forthe Ihart Country Music Festival. Let's go
take us for you to the GeorgiaFood and Wine Festival as well this morning.
And the somewhat handyman hashtag what kindof handyman? Sort of handyman.
I'm dealing with a huge splinter inmy hand because of a tree strikes again,

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but I have all my fingers,that's the good news. Talk about
what otis is doing that probably violatesall sorts of OSHA things in just a
minute. Good morning, bull.What did you wait a really long time
to actually finally confess up on listeningto you guys all day long? Oh,
we appreciate that. We used totake my mom's car out and she
lived like up on this big hill. We used to not crank the car.

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We had put it in neutral andback it down. We ended up
hitting a tree one time and breakinga tail like blamed it on my stepdad.
Oh, that's great, and shebought it. My parents were like
old hippies, so they drink onthe weekend really bad, right, so
she had no idea. Believable.You gotta have. You got to know
that you have a stepdad that hashas in the past dinged up the car

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and not known it. God soloving to death. But he took the
fall and never never complained, neveranything about it. He probably didn't know
iron he damn, I might have. Think. There's nothing more more dangerous
but also more exhilarating than when you'relike fifteen and you take your parents car

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out. Well, yeah, mystepdad had a little uh mg, like
a classic MG. He did notwant us to touch that thing. But
when they were out of town,we absolutely drove. The Technology's ruined that
now, right like Life three sixtyall those GPS tracking apps, Like it'd
be like so and so has justleft the house and you're like, huh,
that's weird, going pretty fast.We were so concerned, like it

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was exactly like Ferris Bueller's day offwhen they took the dad's car, try
to put it. We didn't.We didn't do that, but we were
like so concerned he was gonna checkthe miles or do something. He never
did. That's awesome. Appreciate youlistening to the show Bright and Early this
morning. Man yet, sir,thank you y'all get me through my day.
The sort of handyman strikes again.Ya know, it's a good sign
when your wife is hiding to notwatch you what you're doing in the backyard.

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I don't want to know. Ipretty much have half a branch in
my hand right now. Where getto that? Just second here on moot
Kimmy Otis, thanks for being herewith us Tuesday morning. Today on the
show seven point thirty, we gotthose tickets to the Georgia Food and Wine
Festival six fifty five. We wantto know what the craziest thing you've ever
seen on a gift registree is.One of them involves a nude cruise,
which does exist. You can geton the Bear Cruise Bare cruisebear dot com.

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And so just after seven o'clock you'regonna find out who the artist of
the day is to be listening for. In the eight o'clock hour, you
win yourself Tim McGrath tickets and youare in for that grand prize, which
is a trip to Austin, Texasfor basically the country music party of the
Year. I heart country music.Festival. Amazing. Yeah, that's gonna
be huge. So yesterday the sortof handy man back at it again in

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the yard is so beautiful out Ijust wanted to be outside. So I'm
like, you know what, I'mgonna trim that tree down. I don't
know what it is, like aJapanese maple or something, but you're supposed
to have the top off of itso it can grow again. So I
got to do it every year.The problem is I'm cheap for two reasons,
which could kill me at some point. Thankfully I have. I'm predicting
it will kill you. Well I'lltell you why, because not only am

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not paying somebody to do that,because I can make sure and do that
pulled that off. But my ladderthat I've had for about ten years is
super jaky, so that is notsomething that you keep out on. Does
it even go high enough? No? Six foot. But also even when
I'm on a flat surface and I'mon this thing, it's like a teeter
toe. Yeah it's bent a littlebit, so it'll like it'll wobble,

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but all you got to do ishave good balance, right, No,
that's what makes it more exciting.No, it does look if you have
a ladder that works perfectly, thenwhat's the fun in that there's no stake
safety, You could still fall off. No one's ever said safety is fun.
No one person in the world.Ohsha would have thrown me out out
of the building the minute they sawme on this ladder because I wasn't on
a flat surface. I was inthe mulch in my front yard, just

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teetering it on, like just whereit felt kind of comfortable, with a
chainsaw up above my head. Youwere using this, do you do well?
You can know you can get theselike long clipper things and you pull
handle a you know what that's notThose aren't for a branch branch? No,
no, no, My parents useit on their bird strep. I

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could potentially do you got to havelike those things are monsters? Oh,
they're here and they're expensive. Yes, no, And they're expensive because you
want to get something you can cutanything with, you get the chainsaw.
Of course. I'm up on thisladder, just just wobbling, and there's
guys across the street, paint inthe house, you know, doing their
thing, and they're they're looking overthey just can't I just see them keep
looking over because they probably thought itwas going to be like a face is

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a death episode. At some pointyou know, you know it's bad when
they pull out a camera. Wow, because your wife wasn't watching you as
she No, she watched me doit. Nobody wants to see her death.
No. The people filming it right, well, they just want to
go viral. They don't care aboutyour safety either. But I'm happy to

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report all nine fingers still on mynights. You are new Bull morning shows.
All are great, love the stories, Breathe while you go Kenny Otis
nine ninety four point nine The Bull, kimy Otis, thanks for hanging out
with us this morning. We gottickets for you to the George Food and

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Wine Festival coming up at seven thirtyand at seven don't forget find out who
the artist today is. You couldget on that trip to Austin, Texas
for the iHeart Country Music Festival.Got the six headlines right now with Kimmy
Karuba. Well, I'll tell youhow Dolly Parton's dream having to do with
Beyonce. It seemingly has come truein just a minute of First It's about
to be gardening season. So Otis'ssort of handyman could further be inspired to

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do some yard work and you pullfrom True Green found forty percent of Americans
say they get all of their gardeningideas from social media. That's more than
magazine their TV shows, and nearlyhalf said they've designed their landscaping based on
a trend that they saw online.Yeah, I'll look through like houses on
Zilla or stuff like that like thatsocial media, but I do not have
a design eye for that. Thebest part about Guarding Season is you can

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just go to home deep on rentanything. Did you know. Yeah,
you have to have zero qualifications.I rented a stump grinder last year because
I cut down a ton of treesin the people I wanted to. Yeah,
it's like a giant chainsaw on wheelsand he just dropped that sucker right
on the stuff. It's like butthey didn't ask me if I've ever run

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one before, and absolutely not.Yeah, that's really concerning to me.
Okay. So there has been alot of speculation that there's either a Dolly
parton Beyonce collaboration on this soon tobe act to project by Beyonce, or
that Beyonce covered one of her songsDolly when asked about it, said,
I think she did record Jolene.I think it's probably gonna be on her
country album, which I'm very excitedabout. I love her. She's a

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beautiful girl and a great singer.The funny Thing is back In twenty twenty
two, Dolly had previously said thatshe wanted Beyonce to cover the nineteen seventy
four hit. There are over fourhundred renditions of Joelene, but when asked
about it, she just wants somebodyfantastic to cover it. But she like
the Whitney Houston covering I Will AlwaysLove You. That is exactly what she

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wants. Somebody to make it ahuge powerhouse. So it looks like that
dreams coming true. Beyonce's a powerhouseAnd regardless of what you think of the
song or not, she's an artist. So I hate when people try to
pigeonhole artists and like they can onlydo one kind of art, right,
like they're artists. What about DariusRucker, Like there's other people that have
come through Jolly Roll, Like hekind of changed his entire image, Like

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he was a hoodie in the blowand people call him hoodie for like ten
years. She doesn't like that.He's not like that. You know.
It's great about it though. They'rejust like intergenerational icons, right, And
it is gonna be funny on Twitterwhen you see a bunch of gen zers
like going, who is this girlthat beyond this older lady that Beyonce made
famous? Because it happens every timelike this on collabed with someone, they'd
be like this Elton guy's kind ofcool. That was a really cool dua

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lipa. She should do like afeature on Texas hold them. I can
hear Dali on this. That'd becool. Let's make that happen. Let's
go reverse on this. I wantit there. It is the headlines with
Kivy Krub every day at six tenand eight ten. Don't forget Saturday,
Saint Patrick's Day. We're celebrating,Yes one to three. We're gonna be
at the Halcyon. There's a tonof events going on, a bunch of

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prizes you could pick up, andof course the point five k T shirt
that you're gonna get, which isvery prestigious. Bet I ran a race
off your bucket list situation. It'sgonna be fun and we're gonna have some
drinks Saturday House on one to three. Thanks for listening to Moot, Kimmy
and Otis in the morning. Agreat love waking up driving thirty thirty five
minutes you guys every morning ninety fourpoint nine. The ball that's Madma's House.

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Thomas Rhett and Morgan Wong. Couldthey be the artist of the day
that you could grab those that tripto the iHeart Country Music Festival in Austin,
Texas to find out. Just afterseven o'clock this morning here I Moot
kimy Otis. Would you be afan of your if it meant losing digits
like fingers to fingers. Yep.So that's what's happening to a bunch of
fans from Kansas City. And it'sweird to say that because we're not NFL

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fans really, I mean Atlanta.We're trying Kirk Cousins. We signed him
a four year deal. That's hugenews. That's a good deal. We
got a lot of pieces, soKirk Cousins gonna fit right in here.
We took him away from the MinnesotaVikings. But that game that was played,
it was Miami versus Kansas City.It was negative twenty seven degrees right,
and there's over a dozen fans fightingwith frostbite amputations still now. So

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a bunch of fans have already lostfingers. One guy lost four fingers.
He took his glove off for hesaid, he said, fifteen to twenty
minutes, because he was trying tomess with opening a beer. Yeah,
and his fingertips looked disgusting, sohe locked those suckers off. But a
lot of people are fighting with it, and like medical professionals are saying,
look, your fingers are gonna hurtforever, and we recommend just cutting these
suckers off. Do you feel embarrassedthat you're looking down upon by the guy

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that probably was shirtless painted his belly, you know he didn't get or the
managed. It's like, so,let me get this straight. You're opening
a beer and now you don't havefingers anymore. That colder weather. You
have to come prepared. Why doyou have a football game? Yeah,
you should prepare by sitting at aBuffalo Wild Wings and just being like,
look, I'm not going to thegame that is freezing. My wife would

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never look me in the eyes again. If the reason I lost my fingertips
was because I was struggling with abeer can and negative twenty seven degrees.
I'm like, man, these thingsare numb and I'm just watching them in
there like like a bottle opener.It's hard to feel bad for somebody with
poor life choices, you know,like that's how you lost the fingers.
But man, I mean, I'msure there's some UGA fans who would say
they'd sacrifice a finger, not negativetwenty seven for like on the game Champion

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shad't be there for the dogs.Yeah, thankfully they put that all indoors.
Maybe Kirk Cousins changed that for us. Maybe next year we'll be losing
fingers. What charaokee song with theAccording to elst picture, that's Kid Rock
and show Crow. They're saying,well, one of my friends said,
anyway, there Jelly Rowling. LadyWilson saved me the new picture for karaoke.

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You feel like every time I hearpeople singing those songs, I always
feel like they're going through something.Yes, I agree. If they're staring
at each other, someone's gonna startcrying. And the seconds just do friends
in little places, Let's keep itmoving. If you ever want to chime
in on the show, you canat any point in time, grab that
free iHeartRadio app and hit that talkback. Also, just after seven you
find out who the artist of theday is to listen for at eight o'clock,

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so you can go to that iHeartCountry Music Festival in Austin, Texas.
So on Monday we do the struggleBus. I want to hear,
like, how your weekend's going.Was it fun, crazy, weird?
Just something crazy or bad happened toyou? And I said it was a
beautiful morning. But Amanda's daughter,Grace took offense to that. And here's
the talk pack they left us.This is Amanda and Grace broke down in
Flowery Branch, Right, baby,beautiful morning. It's not beautiful morning.

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No, Why we are sitting onthe side of the road with a flat
tire. Yeah, so we're kindof a struggle bus Monday and not a
beautiful morning, right Grace. Yeah, tell by their morning has gotten a
little bit better today. Yesterday didn'tstart out good. That's not a great

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way to start your week. Youknow, it's not a beautiful morning,
guys. I love you. AndGrace's voice, I'm sorry I said it
was beautiful. I was talking aboutthe weather, but also could have been
worse on the side of the roadon Monday. Well, yeah, but
the bull our point five k SaintPatti's Day, little fun, run,

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jog, walk, crawl, whateveryou want to do. Going down on
Saturday one to three at the Halcyon. They have a bunch of fun stuff,
green space, be prizes and whatbeer beer, lots of lots one
to three on Saturday. Come hangout with us. Yeah, you can't
fix stupid, proven it with mood. Can notice on ninety four point nine
the famous words of the philosopher forstGump, stupid is as stupid does this.

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Stupid makes us laugh every day atsix forty and seven fifty five,
Oh a super got Kimmy, heleft something behind at a hotel. Maybe
some clothes. No, I checkeverything. I open every single cabinet.
I look eighteen times I've left watches, shoes, I left a pair of
Jordan's that I bought. How abouttwo hundred and fifty thousand dollars worth of

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cocaine Atlanta Airport. Now, everytime I have a quarter million of cocaine,
I'm really careful about there. Youdo it, I said, airport.
I meant hotel in midtown hotel wereYeah, a quarter of million dollars
in cocaine in bricks in a duffelbag was left behind as a housekeeper found
it. I mighty hear about this. It seems like it's right out of
the show. At first glance,this may look like an episode of the

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Netflix drawm and Narcos, but thisis not Hollywood. It's midtown Atlanta and
last month in Atlanta, police officersbody camera recorded the moment when in investigator
sees a quarter of a million dollarsworth of cocaine happened at a hotel down
in midtown while you're just cleaning theroom. And now they're investigating to see
phips, cartel involved or anything.It just seems like it's out of a

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movie. Like they said on WSBtwo, there's a lot these bricks have
like a picture of a black rattlesnakeon them, So I'm guessing definitely,
I'm guessing there's a cartel that's reallyconcerned about where their bricks and cocaine are.
And the funniest part of that clipis the housekeeper going, somebody won't
hear about that? Yeah, youhave to tell somebody because you don't want
to be blamed for it, Likeyou don't want it to be a finders
keeper sort of situation where you're like, this is my I'm talking about the

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person who left it. They arerunning for their lives right now. Yes,
there's a fancy hotel in midtown,and I just can't imagine somebody being
like, you know what, wheredid that duffel bag go? I feel
like that's like the most important thingthat you should probably take along with you,
right. But no, they foundVasque Wallace in a house somewhere nearby

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undisclosed location, and arrested him becausethey looked through all the surveillance video and
saw the guy that was carrying theduffle bag into the hotel, and they
and now he's gonna go to prevasky. You had one job, man,
Your one job was drug trafficking.Now I'm glad you're stupid at it,
so we got more drugs off thestreet. Right. But you gotta feel
like when that hotel door shut behindhim after you're supposed to check out,
he's like, oh, oh yeah, what if you forgot his key and

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you locked himself out? And thatwas the whole problem. Yeah, it
was an abandoned hotel room, andhe just left the duffle bag. So
I'm pretty sure he just slipped hismind out. What a dummy can't fix
stupid for sure. Coming up nexton Ask the Show at six fifty five,
what's the crazy thing you've seen ona gift registry? Maybe a baby
shower, maybe a wedding. Kimmy'sgot a list of things that's gonna blow

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your mind, but we want tohear what you've seen. Four O four
seven four one zero ninety four nineninety four point nine. You guys are
great. Save us as your favorites. Put us right in your favorites on
your phone, Otis, I justdid. Maybe on your registry you put
some like intimate items that you'd likeafter your baby shower. Huh, maybe
not, Kimmy and Otis, what'sthe craziest thing you've seen on a gift

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registry? Because it does say alot about the people, whether it's like
a wedding shower or a baby shower. Four O four seven four one zero
ninety four to nine. I almostthink that it says more about the price
than anything else. Like, don'tget me wrong, some of the items
on these lists are completely outrageous.But it's always been like my family's philosophy

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that these are for necessities. Thesearen't like your deepest dreams and desires.
It's not your Amazon wish is takinga shot at getting somebody to buy you,
like a motorcycle, right down paymenton a house. I've seen that
on a wedding registry, like likefund our house down payment. No,
no, I'll get you a blender. Yeah. I think everyone gets an

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exactly well, we asked the question. Tracy Earhart said that when they registered
for their wedding, they let theirson scan some of their stuff under their
direction. Have no idea what happened, but somebody aproached them at the shower
and sad, is there something youwant to tell us? Because there were
four infant car seats that got scannedfor the wedding registry, which is how

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many babies you all got kicking aroundin there? Yeah? Like, uh
what? And then a butter warmingdish that was close to one hundred dollars,
like, you don't need that.A fortune cookie maker that sounds fun,
but again, you don't need thesethings. I had a co host
who had a baby wipe warmer whichI think is the most ridiculous thing on

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the Facebook. Say thats until youhave a baby, Yeah, and they
start shreaking. Look we didn't haveone, but I made the same argument
and people were because sometimes look,I'm gonna go ahead and say this for
baby showers. Sometimes you don't evenknow what you need. You think it's
ridiculous. Like we got this thing. It was like a cure egg for
formula, and I was like,we don't need that. And I was
like, lifesaver. But you everput a cold wipe on a baby's but
in the middle of the night you'retrying to get them go back to sleep.

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Us, all of us grew upwithout baby wipe. That we're perfect,
right exactly. We're cycle paths,we are perfect angels on therapy here,
No, none of that. Iwhen they handed me that scanner for
our wedding, I was literally justscanning things just to be funny. Oh,

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They're like, why do you havenine NERF guns right here? Like
somebody will got it. Hey,we have a honeymoon to plan for.
Okay, nerve work. So whathave you found on a gift registry that
kind of blew your mind or revealedsomething about a friend potentially, But it
had me wondering. I'm like,so, am our friends must mudists?

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Why because of what she saw onthe registry? What they wanted people to
chip in for ninety four point nonthe bowl. Weird things you've seen on
a gift registry, maybe a twopiece camel suit costume yep, on our
Facebook, boxing gloves, workout equipment, be lingerie, or something that we're
revealing about your friends. But ithad me wondering. I'm like, so
am our friends nudists bring you tothat? Just to second here, it's

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mood kimmyan Otis. Moments from now, just a few minutes now, we'll
tell you who that artist had tolisten for for that trip to the iHeart
Country Music Festival in Austin, Texas. Good morning, Carrie and Beuford.
I'm otis, You're now concerned aboutyour friend's extra curricular activities naked because of
their gift registry? Okay, soI think I can definitely beat it.
Okay, So on my friend registry, everything was good, you know,

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pot pants, all that stuff.Then I saw a newest cruise for two
and I'm just fudding, what isthis? Yeah? I was like,
wait a minute, is this onthe list? Is this? Like?
Am I not beating? Did Inot get the correct email? Because I
was right until I saw the potpants Nudest Cruise. And here's the thing.

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It wasn't even that expensive, whichwas good, but it had me
wondering. I'm like, so aremy friend's newdist. Do they notice?
Well? I hope they're newist.If not, they're gonna find out real
quickly that the cruise is weird.Yeah, like what somebody like you,
I don't even know how that worksand you're going through a registry. But
what if somebody did it as aprank and you don't even know, and
then your grandma sees it or something? Right, they're like, oh,

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we need the baby brezo, weneed a stroller, we need a newdist
cruise? What what? It hasme so like, I was like,
wait a minute, is this happening? Like are we are we seeing this?
Everyone's seeing this. I'll almost toucha friend because I'm like, wait
a minute, this is happening.Sounds to me like you're wanting to join
I don't even know you anymore.This is what I would be like if

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there was a time that my wifewould be down for a newdist cruise just
based on like what she'd been through. It'd probably be childbirth because the amount
of exposure that you women have togo through during childbirth. I can imagine
being like everyone's seen it already andit's worse, so let's just go.
That's what my mom says. Whenshe was having me, she felt like
they're literally pulling people in off thestreet, all of the students coming into

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and at that point you just don'tcare. I've already had every apparatus.
Are you going to get her thenewest cruise? Because I feel like you
should. I know what that refundedand you can get it Backive tell you
what, what's the dates of that. I'm kind of look at us in

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case we want to fact check.You know. Thanks for hanging out with
us on your Tuesday morning. Momentsaway from finding out who that artist of
the day is, you're listening forthem after eight o'clock for your shot at
that iHeart Country Music Festival in Austin, Texas. Here on Moot Kimmy and
Otis. We were talking this morningon Ask the show the weird things you
saw on registries of any kind?Because it is very telling about both the

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couple or you know, whether it'sbaby shower or wedding, or your friends
on what they choose to or chooseto not buy. You got the registry.
We got this on the iHeart talkback from Megan in Dallas, and
she found out that her friends werepretty cheap when they got married. At
my wedding, we only had maybetwenty gifts and we had over like one
hundred and twenty people show so Imean, but we were also really young,

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so we had like twenty gifts.Even though we had like over one
hundred and twenty gifts, we werereally young and a lot of people like
this was like their first wedding toattend as an adult, and so we
didn't really expect a whole lot.And I don't know. Growing up also,
I was part of that family wheremy parents were like, ooh,
a free meal. Let's go tothis wedding. What's the cheapest gift on
the list, and then we'll getthe cheapest fifteen dollars you know list,

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let's do it. That is whenyou get married young and you find out
just how broke your friends are andthey do I barely made it here,
man that's true. That's a reallygood reason you should just I'm hearing you
should wait to get married until you'rea bit older, then get better,
get cash. Yeah, my cheapnessalways I go with the cheap gift,
but I like to buy like multipleof the like the cheapest things. Fun

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so it looks bigger. You makea little basket out of it. And
you got all the soaps from bedbathroom beyond as they were closed. It
is all right. Coming up ateight o'clock today, there's an Artist of
the day. You want to listenfor it and get yourself to Austin,
Texas for our iHeart Country Festival,send ed by Capital One. That's right,

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and your artist of the day isJelly Row Jelly Roll, Kimmy and
Otis. Y'all are a bless life. Live your New Bull Morning Show ninety
four point nine The Bull on MoodKimmy and Otis George's number one for New
Country ninety four point nine in theBull about to get to the good vibes

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and just second here, but wegot some good vibes for you on Saturday
one to three out at the houseyouon in Alfredda. It's our Saint Patti's
day. Point five K. That'sright, point five. It's like less
than a quarter mile. You're gonnado is jog around, jog, walk,
crawl. You don't even have tobring a green shirt because we got
one for you that's right self,a point five K shirt. You get
a point five K sticker for yourcar so you can be one of those

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braggy runners and there'll be a bunchof drink specials, food and prizes one
to three at the house you ownon Saturday. So there's a nail salon
in Texas that did a great kindnessfor a woman named Norma Hernandez, who
is currently in the hospital battling cancer. Norma had told her friend that all
she really wanted was to get hernails done before she goes home to see
Jesus. She's too sick to leavethe hospital and the salon she'd reached out

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to wouldn't help her. But whenthe owners of Absolute Nails got a call
from Norma's friend and heard her story, their owner, John Dawkins, said
his heart just sank, so heand his wife, Tammy, went to
the hospital one night gave her amanicure. He says it wasn't hard at
all. Very small acts can makea world of difference. We're cool.
I was love it when people taketime to do makeup for folks that are

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right in hospice and things like that, and hair and stuff like that,
just so you look good, youlook comfortable. You know, you look
good, you feel good, youfeel good. You know, maybe your
situation is dire, but at leastat least you feel good about yourself.
Absolutely feeling better, looking better.That absolutely brings your spirit up in a
lot of ways. So that's thegood vibes. That's what our country families
all abounds. Hardy truck Bet nowyour chance to go to Georgia Food and

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Wine Festival. Here, it's justa few minutes. On ninety four point
nine, the Bull