Roomie Drame: If you don't DIY it's BYE

Episode Transcript

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Thanks for hanging out with us onyour Wednesday morning. It's mood. Kimmy
and otis here on Georgia's number onefor New country ninety four point nine in
the Bull And just a couple seconds, you're gonna tell you the dating app
you probably already have. You don'teven know that you do, and it's
where most people are meeting in twentytwenty four, according to research. Today
on the show, we got ticketsfor you see Hardy at the Georgia Rodio.

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That's on April twelfth, and that'sat six thirty this morning. No
one always have early morning stuff foryou guys. We do today or this
whole week. Seven thirty Cody Johnsontickets for you seven o'clock you're listening,
we'll let you know who that artistof the day is. And then you're
listening at eight o'clock for your shotat those Luke Bryan tickets and in for
that grand prize, which is aflight and trip to the biggest party of

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the year, the iHeart Country MusicFestival in Austin, Texas. So LinkedIn
do you have LinkedIn? Oh,don't tell me that. Yep, they
are dominating so far in the backhalf of twenty twenty three and twenty twenty
four, fifty two percent of peoplewho met someone last year. In the
last year met that person on LinkedIn, Tinder coming in at forty percent,

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along with bumble okay Cupid at fortyfive percent. Last year, more people
in the met just out and aboutor being set up on blind ads.
Then let's go back to that fortypercent of you, but still under LinkedIn.
Fifty two percent of people who hadsuccessful relationships and last year met on
LinkedIn. I've never seriously used LinkedIn. I don't even remember last time I

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updated it. Yeah, think aboutit. Though. At least those people
have jobs or trying. We're reallytrying to find jobs. That is one
of my deal breakers. I wouldlike you to be employed. So I
mean you could find a great mentorto work under otis That is awful.
That's just awful. No workover,No, both of you work over the

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person. No. I would sayyou could be in a position of power.
Course to put you in the onthe lower spot on the ladder,
I'm putting you above in the chainof command in terms of manager Ryan Oh,
I'm saying a little bit of horizontalintegration couldn't hurt you, guys,
I'm not, don't you guys meyou're the worst. Help be great wing

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men here coming in here with LinkedIn. That's not help. No, what
is going to be helpful is let'sgo through your LinkedIn see what you're putting
out there. Well, I firstneed updated because I think it still says
I'm in Hawaii still MySpace top fiveso far. Everyone's saying that because people
people show their most most authentic selfon LinkedIn. You can't have your stupid

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picture with petting a tiger and canfish pictures right. You can't look like
the you know, the the kindof the scandalous piece of trash that you
are on tender on LinkedIn. Yougot to put it for because you're trying
to date companies, is your Imean, you're trying to date anyone in
management or human resources, so yougotta put you gotta put out. They're

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gonna put your most professional self,and people are finding that that is more
successful in setting updates and meeting people. I mean it is kind of like
Facebook where it's like, oh,I know we know this mutual person,
so you should be okay, you'relike pre vetted do you have to get
ready to see there yes references,you see their full resumes. You get
a good, good look at it. So there's Kimmy. I'm every time
you talk, Otis, I thinkyou're making a dirty joke and you're ready

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for this. I'm like, Idon't even trust you right now, Otis.
No, I just will let y'allknow that I switched the ihar radio
at ninety four point nine The Ball, and now I can listen to y'all
anytime I want to. Ninety fourpoint nine The Bull. Don't forget seven
o'clock just after seven is when welet you know who that artist the day
is. You're listening for them ateight o'clock this morning, and you could

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grab those tickets see Lub Bryant andin for that grand prize a trip to
Austin, Texas the iHeart Country MusicFestival. Here, Moot, Kimmy,
Otis, we got the six tenheadlines right now, Kimi Karuba didn't realize
you had to say this, butleave the mounted patrol police horses alone,
okay, Because somebody went Monday morningbetween one am and two thirty am and
was using apples carrots to try tolure the horses out and they cut the

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fence, so one of them gotout. There could have been up to
like five that were going around,and they're saying that the horse is goulda
get really injured. And I thinkthere's different rules considering they are technically quote
unquote officers, So I'm sure it'sgot to be like messing with the vehicleges
extra charges. Also, what areyou going to do that's like purebred perfect
horses. They're going to find youand are going to sell it on the

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black market. They were just tryingto set them free. I think these
are animals folks like they think typefolks. That's what we need in Atlanta
traffic is a horse running loose halfa dozen So this is pretty cool.
Maren Morris is going on tour,but not for singing. It's a book
tour. So she co wrote achildren's book called an Addie Ant Goes on

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an Adventure and that's going to becoming out in April. And uh,
what's also cool about it is KellyClarkson recently did a cover of Mayor Morris's
The Bones on her show holl It'sonly matter one of these artists get upset

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that Kelly Clarkson crushes their song betterthan this. Doesn't seem like a nice
thing to do, Kelly, Ifeel like Stapleton covering your song. You've
never sing this song again. Atleast that Kelly is still considered good in
the country world. Well, okay, this, uh, this is something
that's gonna be changing at Costco.If you're one of those people that was

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going in without a membership and gettingyour dollar fifty hot dog, that's not
gonna be happening anymore. They're crackingdown. You have to be a member,
and they're gonna make you stand.So it's always been quote unquote the
rule that you have to be amember to order at that food court,
but it's really never been in forceuntil I don't have to swipe your card
or no, now you're gonna happen. I thought you were gonna say,

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hot dogs are going. That's mykids like favorite thing and the only thing
that keeps them like in line.When we're Costco hot dog, they are
gone. For me, all ofit's gone. I'm not a member of
Costco. I cannot believe we don'tneed enough. We don't need it,
and we have a two vedroom apartment. I don't have anywhere to put anything.
You can't know, you can't evenbuy, Like you buy one roll
of toilet paper, you get likeseven thousands. I love it like a
flatbed truck. The headlines with KimiKrub every day at six ten and eight

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ten moods Kimmy and Otis. Ihave a fantastic day. I'm trying to
need to show everyone in Georgia's numberone for new country ninety four point Now
on the bull got tickets forward tosee Hardy just a few minutes here at
the Georgia Rodeo. Here on MootKimmy and Otis on Wednesdays, Otis finds
the story that just kind of rattlesyour world a little bit in terms of

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weirdness. Imagine pooping outside and playingfetch with yourself because you identify as a
dog. Sounds like a Saturday oram I puppy? She just spins in
circles. One Twitch user that goesby Miao Dylan, it does exactly that.
My name is Miao like a cat, but I am a dog.
You know. It's kind of like, uh, when we have a really

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small dog, like a Shihuahua,and you name it hercules. The fact
that you're using human language tells meyou're not a dog straight up. She
actually sleeps in a crate at nights. She's like she likes to be confined.
It gives her some sort of feeling. Pooping outdoors is a good thing
for her. She likes to chewon doggy biscuits and for her good behavior.
People give her all sorts of rewardson Twitch when she does that online.

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Weird. You got to go backto this pooping outdoors thing where she
almost private property right like a backyard. I don't imagine you can just do
that out of park. I imaginethat you don't have neighbors close. God,
I would hope that's gonna be anh I mean, if you're dressing
up like a dog's leaving in acrate, I mean, is it that
much weirder that you just go poopin your neighbor's front yard? Probably not?
You better not like any neighbor doesn'twant to get on her bad side.

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She said she's fully immersed in thisdoggy world that she likes to live
in and embracing big dog energy.After she became an independent adult, Maybe
her father should have stepped that havebeen there a few more times. Oh
no, that's a kid. Youwant out of the house as soon as
possible the first time. You know, when little kids pretend they're a puppy
or a kid or something, theyjust never grow out of that. You're

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like, I cannot wait till youturn eighteen. Get out of here.
She said she really doesn't care whatpeople think of her because she's so into
the realm of playing the part thatsome people are amused by it and some
people are weirded out by it,and she just doesn't hear any of it
because of how much fun she's having. So does she only make money on
twitch because she is? She adog at work? Does she have to
work? I have so many questions. I'm sure she makes enough on Twitch

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with people going, oh, makethis girl chew on that boat. I
mean, I'm on wiki feet like, there's enough weirdos in this world that
you can make money doing everything ifyou fully commit to the bit. She
said, I believe there's a primalanimal inside everybody. It's a part of
our humanity, and there's nothing weirdabout me opening up to my primal animal,
animalistic side. So which kind ofanimal. Would you be a Kimmy,

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I mean, well, yeah,a dog because they do have a
great life. My dogs sleep atime, spoiled damn, so many toys.
They have like six beds, there'sonly two of them. So I
mean she is onto something. Ithink I'm going with chinchillas, just like
the name. They're nocturnal and soft. I don't know, I'm going sloth.
No one expects anything from you,Okay, smart like it. That's

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weird. We should all start livingour primal, animalistic lives. George is
number one for New Country ninety fourpoint now on the ball. Thanks for
being here with us. Oh onyour Wednesday morning. It's moot, Kimmy
and Otis. We got tickets tosee Hardy at the Georgia Rodeo in Athens
every day this week at six thirtyto the Great State of ga Is curege

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Pardy with moods on ninety four pointOh no soon do we got Caitlyn and
mcdona. Good morning to you.Happy Wednesday, Happy Wednesday. Yeah you
ready for the midweek or you gonnaget the dragon to drag on? Yeah,
Wednesdays are a little bit Wednesday feelingall right, but we'll get you
hype up a little because you couldbe going to see Hardy and Athens at

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the Rodeo. You just gotta answerone of two of these George Jeopardy questions
in the form of a question,I will give you the answer. Okay,
okay. Originally the Georgia colony extendedmuch further west, all the way
to this river that runs across tenstates from Minnesota to Louisiana. What's the
river? That was a form ofa question. You've put a question mark

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on the end of it. Yeah, yes, correct, Nice job.
A week from tomorrow, the AtlantaBraves launch into the twenty twenty four season
with MLB Opening Day against the Phillies, which current Braves pitcher pulls this single
season strikeout record that he captured lastseason. He's also starting opening Day as

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a killer mustache like Stride Strider.I did not, but she had his
face and that's the important part,right, Yes, I remember the most
Spencer Strider. Yeah, two hundredand seventy seven strikeouts. Nice job,
you got two out of two.Yes, that means you got Athens tickets

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for Hardy when he plays the GeorgiaRodeo. By the way, shout out
to you forgetting the Mississippi River becausewe had a teacher on who said the
Pacific Ocean was east of Georgia.Okay, so early morning trivia is tough
it. Okay, okay, Yeah, you can't fix stupid proven it with

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mood kim Otis on ninety four pointtwice a day, you get to feel
superior to the stupidity running rampit inthis country. Six point forty. Then
another story at seven to fifty five. Oh, so wet, you're gonna
lead police on a high speed chase? What are you choosing? Ferrari Porsche
helicopter hot a Civic is better thana wood chipper. A wood chipper like

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one of those like with a likethe Asid blunder, the big orange yeah
on the back of it so youcan trim down trees and limbs. Yes,
Michigan man did exactly that. Hestole a wood chipper, truck,
led police on a high speed chase, and at some point stole somebody's dog
during the chase. Hostage that peopleare gonna care about. And I'd guess
dog is probably more than you hitsome weirdo on the side of the road.

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The large tree trimming truck not toohard to find, as police were
able to dispatch all the units tofind this as he was running down the
road, driving off the road,hitting mailboxes, stealing people's pets, and
then ran into a squad car atone and then finally into a tree where
he took off running. Police hadto issue the canine units to go find

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the man who was in a largerubber made container in the backyard. Somebody,
Wow, is it ironic that heran into a tree and he was
driving like a wood chipper? Yes, lost in the truck was destroyed.
That tree pretty much tore up thattruck and probably everything else he hit too.
I want to know he got intothe rubber maid ben kill. It's

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like, oh, this is perfect. Well, you know how people leave
like weird stuff in their backyard.Not a bad place to hide. There's
a thirty five year old man.Police say. The dog jumped out of
the truck at some point he's like, I want no part of this.
I am not being in your crime. The getting handcuffs on here. They
haven't located the dog. Fortunately,hopefully they'll find him back with his owner
if he's got some sort of collaron. But This man was arrested for

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several chargers and admitted to police thathe had taken some drugs, including crystal
mesh. You think the woodchipper on, I mean he's took it off the
side of the road, right like, I mean he wasn't a wood shipping
employee, right like, somebody's leftthe keys and hold the truck from guys
that were actually doing real work.That's gonna suck when you're like shoving the
log in the back of it andyou're like and then you like start walking

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with the truck, like where arewe going again? Not the vehicle I
would have chosen fry police chase,not at all. But you can't fix
stupid. We prove it every day. I mean, if you're gonna take
that, you gotta drive it inreverse, so the chipping side is going
towards people, right, so they'rescared, you move out of the way.
Defense. Every Wednesday we do anothermoot kimmyan Otis intervention and this one

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between roommates when well he was kindof lying about who he was when he
got the DA the old lease.Let me tell you if he's fixed the
tall thele go wrong? Okay,do you have a terrible roommate story for
us. We can also take thatas well. Four O four seven four
one zero ninety four nine. That'snext mood, Kimmy and Otis. You
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John Foy and Associates Johnfoy dot Com, george' umber one from your Country's ninety
four point the Bull. You gota roommate that is brutally bad because they
lied on the application. Four Ofour seven four one zero ninety four nine.
Tell us your terrible roommate stories.It's moot, Kimmy and otis the

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moot Kimmy otis intervention. We're alwayshere to help you out with whatever issue
you got, Kendra. We justneed to publicly shame your roommate Mark.
Why because he was just this.I was looking for a roommate because of
course the run is too high everywhere. I chose him, but pisically because
he said he knows how to dohome improvement. Uh no, he doesn't

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know how to do anything. No, he lied. He fixed the tollt
the sink go wrong. Okay?Is it kind of like those people on
your resume where you would be like, yeah, I totally know how to
use Adobe, but it's like Iknow how to watch a titorial and figure
out how to use the Excel.Yes, I Excel and not doing that
stuff exactly. The other day,I asked him to fix this light in

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my room and I'm like, canyou grab a screwdriver? And you know
what he said, the criss crossything or the flet. I mean that's
the technical terms, right. Someonewould describe the screwdriver tip looking like how
a kid wouldn't he right? Butif you say your home improvement head or

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flatthead, you can't be on thejob site. And they're like, hey,
we need a jigsaw and you're likepuzzle, Like, no, the
jigsaw? Okay? Man, howhe designed you on for the puzzle space.
So we just need to get himon and basically get him to cop
to the fact that you're on tohim. This dude knows nothing. You
know what, if you're kicking himout, I might have him at my
house. He sounds like a guyhanging No, your wife has enough with

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your kind of handyman. You needto add another not handyman licensed into your
situation. It's just sort of atleast I admit it. All right,
Kendrick, We're gonna get him onhere. In good old fashioned public shaming.
Nothing goes farther in terms of thechemistry of roommates. Yeah, ninety
four point non the bull. Yourroommate lied about everything. We're gonna get

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to that in just a second.Here on mot Kimmy and otis minutes away
seventy ten, we're gonna tell youwho the artist of the day is.
To listen. For those tickets,see Luke Bryant. And then for that
grand prize the trip to Austin,Texas for the iHeart Country Music Festival.
Flashbacks to college as Kimmy's nice aroommate who was all GoF or like holy
panty hose on his arms. Andthen the music though was just like imagine

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like a techno music but with likesomebody scraping plates and rubbing on metal in
the background. I imagine your gothroommate's never good when they're trying to cook.
Well, speaking of my roommate hadsome really weird food habits. I
came home after a summer break andthere were cut off fish heads in the
freezer, just the heads. Funthe moot, Kimmy and otis intervention.

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We got Kendra from Roswell and Kendra, we're just gonna publish shame your roommate
Mark, who told you he wasa handyman and he ain't handy with anything.
No, he's might as well cutoff his hands. He can't even
move with count right, it's aggressivebroke house moving and how I did it
with my stumps? Mark, She'sthrowing flames at you. Man. I'm
sorry. You know you can callme mister di I why No, I

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really know what I'm doing. Nothingthat little YouTube can fit, right,
That's what I'm saying. You canlook anything up on YouTube and figure it
out. So, Mark, didyou say that you knew like handyman skills
when you moved into the place,because she was counting on that for fixing
things around the house to save hersome money. When it comes to roommate
situation, I would believe I doyou know? I can find the phillips
of the flathead and we're just gonnago online and do it. If you

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need me to paint, I cando that or so you have no training
whatsoever. This is just videos you'vewatched. Like training, well, depends
on what you're doing. If you'redoing like electrical things, plumbing can go
really really wrong. Training find itall online. Training is very subjective.
I would count training as if youhave somebody that's a professional handyman and then
they taught you how to do itlike apprentice style. That count Mark self

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taught or have you ever worked withanyone? Well, I had to do
some rewiring in my last house andit didn't go that great. So I
had to call a professional win andI watched him do it. Yeah,
you learn through mistakes. Mark,when it comes to electricity, now you
know for the next time. Ifat first you don't succeed, try and

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shock yourself again. Yeah, he'slearning on the job. There's nothing that
a flat phillips of the screwdriver can'tfix, you know what I mean.
That's not the thing. I haveto raise your rent. I let you
in my apartment because I thought youwas a do it all. You are
a do nothing d I y isb ye if you can't get the light
together. Good luck to you,guys. I hope you're having a great

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Wednesday morning. Thanks for hanging outwith us. We got a good roommate
debate going here about terrible roommates.If you got what you can always let
us know. Four o four sevenfour one zero ninety four nine. On
our intervention, Mark lied about everything, said he was a DIY guy,
and he really is just a YouTubeat all. But we've got an artist
today for you. Right now,you want to be listening for jelly Roll

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after eight o'clock, jelly Roll canget you to our country festival for cent
by Capitol One in Austin. Speakingof DIY guys, Otis is picking splinters
out of his hand right now fromhis DIY. Yeah, don't DIY medical
yourself. I've got a couple ofterrible roommates. They're ten and under.
They don't pay any bills and theydon't help at all. Made them.
That's on you. This one isfrom the iHeart talk Bag. This is

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Kevin in Sandy Springs and apparently hisroommate's gonna move a girlfriend in. He's
only known for a couple of months. I just moved in with the guy.
We've been roommates for like a yearand a half and he's known as
like girl for like two maybe threemonths tops, and she's moving with us
to the new place and it iskind of weird for me. In my

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opinion, he's just moving way toofast. But in his opinion, like
a three month long girlfriend is likethe longest relationship he's had in his life.
I just hope it's as long termas she thinks it's gonna be.
No, I doubt it. Iknow you need to find a new roommate.
Okay, that's going to mess upyour home life. Nothing like having
one roommate and that turns into twoand then all of a sudden they're not

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paying rent. You've got to likewear clothes around because she's around all the
time. Also, this happens too. I had this situation where my buddy
moved a girl in and then heended up moving to the couch most of
the time. Oh that's not comfortableeither. Were Insider and the good Vibes
that's coming next that you are newbull morning shows are great, love the

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stories, Breathe Mood Kenny and odeOn Mood, Kemmy and odes or good
Vibes day. This is really cool. We got our friend from down the
hallway at the beat Jojo, who'son. Well, I thought you were
on like one hundred shows now atthis point. Congratulations you just had a

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little baby. But I just hada little little baby. Yeah, terrible.
Thanks. I love all the stuffyou share on social media so cute.
Yeah, you know, family funthings we do. You've been busy
very much top of all the showsand stuff just family life in general.
And we want to have you todaybecause you're doing something really cool for Women's
Month. Want to get this driveyou got going as much help as we
can get with the Bull family.Well, thank you for having me.

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So what I'm doing is I'm collectingtoilet trees. I'm here at the station,
So the station is twelveyty five MakersWay, but I'm collecting them from
nine am to five pm and thenI'm donating them to a foundation called a
Women of Westlake. Okay, sotoil the trees we need I don't know,
like a lotion and toothbrush, toothpaste, even whites, and diapers as
well, because they go to expectingmothers at teenage mothers. That stuff is

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so expensive to you don't really realizeuntil and how much you rip through them,
especially with diapers. You put oneon. I put one on my
son the other day. He justturned one, and like, literally thirty
seconds later, he went. Icould just see him going to the bathroom,
like exactly, give me a halfhour, exactly exactly. You would
change a diaper and then you haveto change it again in the next thirty

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seconds, like I've witnessed it.So yeah. Actually, one of the
main reasons why I decided to dothis is because I was a single mother
for six years and it's difficult.It's tough. It's tough, you know.
So anyway that I can help outin any way, you know,
I'm trying to do that. Soyeah, and you put yourself last,
you know. I was literally thinkingthat this morning. I'm like, I
put on some sweatpants and a hoodie. I'm coming to work, and I'm
like, I need to put someclothes on. I'm like, well,

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I can't even go white clothes rightnow because I need to go buy formula.
OUR need to go buy diapers.I need to go buy school clothes
supplies, you know, things likethat. So yeah, you're right,
definitely, we put our sales legs. I think your parents bothers too.
Yeah, I mean, Mama's moreso than Mama's. Are always the last
on the step pool and God blessyou guys for that and making this world
go round really, oh yeah,for sure, come on by twelve fifty

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five makers away. Also, ifyou see us the Bull out in the
community and you want to bring somestuff to where we're going, we have
some events coming up, go aheadand we'll bring those on over here and
do what we can. We'll postall that info on moot Kimmy Otis on
the Bull Instagram to make sure weget as much help as we can.
Thank you. That's the good vibes, That's what our country family is all
about. If you've ever got anygood stories, good things we can jump

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on to or help you out within the community. Dm us on Instagram
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