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Get to know the show with mostlikely to loot. Kimmy and otis one
of the biggest shows of the year. Zach Bryan going down in August.
Let's see who we're going to getinto that show. Jess Gun coming.
Are you ready to play? Mostlikely too for Zack Bryan tickets? Yes,
okay, awesome. It is InternationalWomen's Day, so all of these
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three are gonna have to do withwomen in one of the folks in the
studio's life. You gotta pick.Is it myself? Brian Moot? Kimmy
or otis When I read it?Sound good? Okay, all right,
here we go. It's gonna befun. I think you'd be able to
get this one pretty easy. Whoin the studio is most likely to have
it and have an investigative reporter fora sister? Myself Brian Moot, Kimmy
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or otis Jimmy now yep in Dallas, Texas? Which alert guys, Maybe
don't mess with Kimmy unless you wanther sister to dig through your life and
away something fierce. Yeah, shecan do all those freedom of information requests
and all that background checks. Allright. Next up, who's most likely
to have a wife? Who hasto put up with their stubborn obsession of
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beating the GPS on a road tripand refuse to stop at gas stations,
even when the kids in the backof the car yelling, we have to
go to the bathroom. Dad,is it myself? Brian Moot Kimmy or
Otis, Otis otis you know yea. In fact, they're on a road
trip right now, on their wayback from Great Wolfledge. How much you
want to bite somebody right now?Somebody has to be always all right?
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Last one. You can go threefor three on this one. Who in
the zuo is most likely to havea have a wife who was a debt
collector making cold calls when she wasseventeen years old. Myself, Brian Moot
Kimmy or Otis. I'm hoping processof elimination. That's me, no way,
you know what. I feel likeJessica would be so good at that.
You know what the iron is.She's probably calling me. Probably I
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was probably on her list of peopleto collect from. Wait to go,
Jenner, you're going to Zach BryanWoo, Thank you awesome, have a
fantastic weekend. Thank you for hangingout with us. Thank you so mucho.
Kimmy and otisantastic day. I'm tryingto need some churche. George is
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number one for New Country. Yeah, you can't fix stupid, proven it
with mood. Kimmy and otis onninety four point nine the ball. A
lot of times stupid is very obvious, but sometimes stupid and awesome. Walk
very closely down a narrow corridor,one step of the direction and you got
something different. I want you allhave to picture right now jelly Roll in
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all his glory, naked backstroking,all because of Eric Church, Killer of
a party. Apparently Eric Church isto be developing quite the reputation not the
guy to drink with in Nashville becausehe will get you lights out. Oh
I thought he's been that way.Yeah. Luke Holmbs even tells a story
where he was just just throwing upout of his mind after Eric churchies.
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Well, you know, Church isalways wearing those sunglasses, so you can't
really tell just by looking at him, like how far gone the game is
the chief? Don't play around exactly, Ryan, jelly Roll got taken to
Church as well, if you will, by drinking with him, by going
to his dressing room and me andEric sat there and got crashed. When
I walked out of the room atthree or four in the morning, I
found my way down to the ColumbiaRiver skinny dipping blue the bear backstroking,
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blowing water out. No, wetook a crew down there. I went
on stage that night feeling like alcoholpoisoning. He talked about it on the
Camp Gag Now podcast. Can't fixstupidly awesome. When you get wasted with
Eric Church and then skinny dip ina lake, that would be one of
the greatest shows ever. So.The Gorge in Washington is a beautiful amphitheater
on the Columbia River. I've beenthere a few times. I've actually swam
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in the Columbia River naked while alsobeing drunk and all so naked. Yes,
it's like thing there. Every timeyou're along the river, You're like,
I didn't bring shorts. I'm goingit. It is a one of
the most beautiful landscapes in all ofcountry music. To go watch a show
out there, I can only imaginewith Eric Church a bunch of booze and
that show. You're You're like,I'm diving in that sucker down below.
I'm doing that The hardest part gettingout of a lake at three am is
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the ice, cold water and whathappens and you don't have a towel.
Yeah, well you guess what ifyou've been drinking a lot, probably doesn't
seem that cool. We planned tobring shorts. You didn't plan to bring
towel either. Shake it dry.Ninety four point none. The bullets move,
Kimmy and Otis, thank you forhanging out with us on your Friday
morning. Got tickets for you theGeorgia Food and Wine Festival coming up.
He's just a few minutes, afew seconds here actually, after the Eights
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and Headlines with Kimmy Karuba, Iwill tell you about the three huge things
happening on Sunday in just a minute. But first, it's International Women's Day,
so to celebrate, I've got alist of the top five grossing female
directors of all time. Coming intonumber five. I know this is your
niece's favorite, Frozen, Oh really, yes, was the director Wonder Woman
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in twenty seventeen, Patty Jenkins,Captain Marvel, Anna Boden, Frozen two,
Jennifer Lee again, and then ofcourse Barbie Greta gerwagg Is number one.
Which is great. I don't I'mdrawing a blank on her name,
but she directed hurt lockerm hm,that's gonna bother me, now, yeah,
all right, we're gonna have tolook that up here. But anyway,
she's an incredible woman in film.I think she won an Oscar for
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that as well. I'm glad youbrought up the Oscars Brian moot because that
is one of the things that ishappening on Sunday. Totally didn't realize it
was Oscar's time already. Oppenheimer leadingall the nominations Best Actor, Celia Murphy's
up there. Killers of the FlowerMoon has ten and Barbie has eight nominations.
My mom and I always try towatch all of the movies that are
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nominated each year, and we haveyet to succeed. So since it's gonna
be bad weather this weekend, Ithink that's gonna be my my challenge.
Those are The Flower Moon is reallyreally cool, but you got to clear
out a whole afternoon for that one. Really, we had watch that one
in two parts. It's like threeand a half hours. Oh that is
long, incredibly long. All right, did you know who that your director
was? One last second Oh no, uh no, I don't. I
can't. Catherine Bigelow, Oh,I know right, it was right there.
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We couldn't. We couldn't walk awayfrom the that's annoying. Also,
Sunday daylight saving time. So whenyou're a bad one, it is a
bad one, you're gonna have tofigure out to change your oven clock again.
So now we're just into the eraof microwave. Okay, you leave
the era of oven clock and intothe era of microwave. I got they're
both. They're both different by anhour by design, so I just never
have to mess with it. Andthe last thing, Sunday is also a
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National Ranch Day, which, ofcourse, since it's a food group here
in the South, you should becelebrating with a bunch of ranch. I
know your son Ronan loves ranch.I mean that's the only way I think
he loves Celary now on accident,because of all the ranch he has At
the Elbow Room, by the way, you can catch me there this afternoon
for lunch. It's our Friday thingeither there Fox Brothers barbecues where I take
my son right to pick him upon Friday. Yes, from school.
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It's the headlines of Kimmy Crue broughtto you by Cool Ray and carry a
cool Ray. Turn to the experts. Now let's get you into that Georgia.
I almost did it again, Florida, George. The Florida Food and
Wine Festival we all know is PhronsieBox Wine. So this is not that
rich Georgia. Settle up and holdon. Here's the eight second bull ride.
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Would move Kimmy and otis on ninetyfour point George Food and Wine Festival
always one of the most fun eventsout at Jim R. Miller Park.
March twenty first to the twenty fourth. Oh we got good morning Kelsey from
Cherokee County. You're gonna play theeight second bull ride with us. You're
a little under the weather today becauseyou're a school bus driver. The kids
gave you a little something up.I think one of them sneezed or coughed
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in my face at just the rightpoint. They're just cesspools of disease.
You know, you got to livewith dishes. Yep, it's okay,
okay, you're being very nice aboutit for all of your sacrifices being the
first line of defense when kids areon the way to school and I'd like
to think that because you caught thecold, it's like a baseball, no
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one else could get you. ButI don't think that's how it works,
right someone, I don't give itto my own kids. We have opening
day for baseball this weekend. We'regonna play the eight second bull Ride.
Give you a chance to go toGeorgia Food and Wine when you recover.
So all you got to do isname four things as fast as you can
before the clock runs out in thecategory we give Okay, this one.
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You can pull from real life.Four things the kids have done to make
you laugh, or things the kidshave done to make you laugh. Ready,
Fox, set and go. Triptold a joke? Yeah, more
told me a funny story. Kneein my face. See, I would
cry about that. I wouldn't laugh. You can only you can only laugh.
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I'm already learning that I'm terrible becauseevery time my son trips, he
I laughed so hard because he lookedshocked that it happened. He's like,
he's so bewildered that he just learnedhow to walk, but he's yet so
confused that he fell. It's sofunny every time. That's my ten year
old world trip and I still laugh. All right, you're going to the
festival. Congratulations, thanks for playingaround with us. Thank you. Ninety
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four point none in the bull.We are commercial free on International Women's Day.
So if you are a woman,congratulations, thank you. Thank you.
Hit us on that iHeart talk Back. Hold all the microphone down or
you can just give us call fourO four seven four one zero ninety four
nine. You got a special womanin your life you want to give a
shout out to and if you havea great story, because we got some
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wild country ladies, go ahead andgive us a call and tell us that
story as well. We got thisfrom the iHeart Talk Back. This is
Raymond, who wants to tell astory about how well when he got married,
he almost forgot his well, hedid forget his mother in law from
bringing her to the actual wedding.Married eighteen years now, but back when
we were getting married, it wasmy job to go get my future mother
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in law, the name was Edith. I forgot her well. I could
not commit anybody because my mother inlaw had to take a cab to the
wedding and at the reception I neverlived picked down. She made an announcement
of it a real good way tostart it out. But luckily she's she's
still standing by me and my motherin law passed play a few years ago.
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But even even back then, evenwhen she passed away, I got
reminded about forgetting her at the weddingbecause I got a or was I gonna
forget to bring hery? No,I was gonna say, I mean and
tell her a last bride. Youwould hear about that. You're never gonna
live that r right Edith doesn't soundlike someone who's gonna let go of that
one. Nope, And I wouldn'teither got her at the hotel for her
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daughter's wedding. Give us a callfour O four seven four one zero ninety
four nine, or hit that iHearttalkback. Tell us about the country woman
in your life. You got agreat story, and shout them out.
Tell us why they're special. Wegot another four pack of tickets to the
Lanti United we're gonna give out atnine ten. We're gonna draw for whoever's
submitted their story for the women theywant to shout out. On International Women's
Day ninety four point nine, thebulls moot Kimmy and Otis, can you
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sleep to Rainbow Kitting Surprise. I'mnot sure. I don't know what it
is. It sounds loud. We'regonna get to that in just a second.
Here it's the Hold My Beer Hallof Fame. Every Friday we close
the week out, we want tohear the best stories that you got four
O four seven four one zero ninetyfour nine and it's it's a five stripe
Friday. We also are gonna putyou in the running if you tell us
a great story for a four packof tickets to their home opener tomorrow against
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New England. Always take a chance, Always be there if we're going to
beat New England and anything. I'mstill bitter from the super Bowl, and
I'm not I'm not afraid to saythat Heather and Mary had you fall asleep
to something super weird. In fact, you've never even heard of it?
Never what is it? Yeah,that night, if I'm having trouble sleeping,
I play Rainbow Hitton Surprise, RainbowKitten Surprise. Just google that right
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now? That is that a band? Or is that band? Like really
kind of random? Uh stream ofconsciousness lyrics and I think that's why it
works. But yeah, yeah,it's like two nights and they both work.
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It's because I dig it. It'sgot like a kind of an ambient,
kind of mysterious vibe to it orecho effect. Right, my husband
is love it gets one. Yeah, I can see Rabo Kitten Surprise giving
you a weird dream. You shouldshow them the music videos. If that's
I'm watching it right now. FourO four seven four one zero ninety four
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nine. The Hold My Beer Hallof Fame. We send you in the
weekend with some wildness. Tell usthe wildest story you got. We got
a shot at five Stripes Atlanta UnitedHome opening tickets. Got a four pack
for you. Kimmy and Otis,You guys have the only things that help
me get from Bill Rick Dolson Billevery Day, ninety four point the Bull
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ninety four point none the Bull.A grandma puts the disguise on, sneaks
into jail. We're gonna get intothat story here on Moot, Kimmy and
Otis, I'm Brian. We closeout our week the same way we celebrate
good old fashioned storytelling. It's calledthe Hold My Beer Hall of Fame.
We want to hear the craziest storiesthat you got. Nothing is off the
table. The floor is yours,and the best story is going to get
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themselves four tickets to go to AtlantaUnited's opening game tomorrow the five stripe Friday,
so we get to do both.Good morning, Jennifer and rock Mart.
You're holding up be your Hall ofFame story for us involves you're a
wild mother in law. Tell usabout her. Well, she was banned
from the state of Georgia. Whathow got to hear that? You can
do that? Judge's out here.Judges out here kind of weird. They're
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a little Southern, they'll do weirdstuff. Yes, well, I don't
know all of the stories, butone of them, something about a grow
house or grow house was cool.Oh wow. So she was like on
the front end of that stuff.So she was banned, moved to Texas,
and she was in Texas, myfather in law was arrested. So
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she was like, Okay, that'smy baby. She's not gonna sit in
jail. She proceeds to get awig, come back to the state of
Georgia, get a fake ID,march into the jail, fail him out
of jail, and then go home. No way. She came in undercovered
and get him out, snuck backin disguise. Yep, she sure did,
with a fake idea and everything,and right into a jail of all
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the places. I mean, likethat's some risky right, that's where they're
looking for. They probably had awanted poster up on the wall if you've
seen this woman. Well, thefunny thing is my husband later became a
dafty at that department. Oh that'sfunny. So you guys, yeah,
his his family roots run deep inthat jail, they do. Yeah,
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And I never realized how wild hisfamily was while I started getting tell the
story. So what's her name?Her name was Elizabeth. You know what
My mom's middle name is Elizabeth.I feel like there's a wild streak in
all the Elizabeths. I don't knowwhy that is. Hey, you should
do a study on it. SoI just said wild woman. And she
was very family orientated at some taboo. You know, she did what she
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had to do this to court herfamily and then failed to matter jail.
Have you International Women's Day? Sometimesyou gotta bust your man out of jail
into disgusis it's the hold up yourHall of Fame four oh four seven four
one zero ninety four nine tell Usthe ninety four point nine on the Bull.
Thanks for hanging with us on yourFriday's Moot, Kimmy and Otis,
I'm Brian Moot. We closed outour week with the whole My Beer Hall
of Fame. We want to hearthe greatest stories that you got. The
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floor is yours. Basically, bragabout something crazy, nothing too crazy.
We have heard about Grandma sneaking intojails with wigs. I dare you to
make us to shock us today,John and Dallas, you got a story
for the Hold My Beer Hall ofFame. So I was deployed for to
Germany and we had a weekend offand we went and took a flight down
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to Barcelona and drove to Pamplona torun with the bulls. No way,
you ran with the bulls. Isurvived. It was a mess. And
uh and then they put you ina ring, the bull ring, and
you have an opportunity to go downand uh, there's a contest to touch
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the bull's tail. No, youdidn't do that. So I went down
there and that was pretty scary too. I do have another running story.
I ran across Idaho when I wasstationed up in Washington State and part of
the route went across a lake trestlein the lake. So it's hard enough,
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you know, trying to coordinate mysteps over the trestle. But a
minute after I got off the trestle, the Amtrak came. Oh, so
you would have had to bail offthat sucker into the lake or something.
Oh yeah, yeah. How manytimes have you tried to die? Uh?
Several? Yeah in the army.Have you ever just decided to go
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for a jog on like a treadmill, right, like something super safe?
Or is that just not exciting toyou? Yeah, that's not exciting enough,
John, What about like a fivek or a fun run? Yeah,
you know, something like in avery quiet suburb of neighborhood. Just
four four seven four one zero ninetyfour point non the ball. I know.
We just said that you can't blowour minds with a story in the
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whole of Hall of Fame. Wewere wrong, literally and figuratively. We
are wrong. Came me in.Notice we can get to that story in
just a second. We close outthe week with the best wildest things you
got to tell us. Four fourseven four one zero ninety four nine.
It's called the whole My Beer Hallof Fame, Katie and Alabama got a
story for the whole my beer Hallof Fame. Yes, okay. So
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the craziest story I have is upuntil I was thirty one, I've never
broken a bone, but I havebeen blown up, been blown up,
blown up, I wound up.So in two thousand and nine, me
and my boyfriend at the time wasburning trash for my mama because my scept
dad got back on drugs. Hewas using the money for rent for his
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habit and we are being in fifted, so we were burning trash. I
lit the fire with their marriage loscensebecause it was a long time coming.
You lit the fire with the marriagelicense. That's good beer. That is
that's how you. That's you knowwhat. I don't care if you go
through corpus seeds for a divorce,that's actually how you divorced. So I
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was sending his lab. I wastake some of my friends about something at
church the next day, and thenI look up Adam, like it's something
about the blow up. He's like, no, not that I know of.
Well, I looked back down onmy phone and something blows up.
I was burned on twelve percent ofmy body five days five days before my
high school graduation, I was blacklightedto U A B. But I made
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it a graduation. I was like, I don't care, I'm going.
I'd already done the time I'm gonnabe there. I was walking, mummy,
but I was there. Wow,what blew up? We think it
might have been something he had inthere. Might e stuff I did.
I'm not exactly sure. Tropaining tanksor something or something with yes, something
combustible. Yeah, it not picturesoff the wall inside the house that we
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were at, because we were actuallyat my preacher's house and people heard it
too. I was done the roadand you made it to your graduation.
I made it my graduation. Didthey have to go back to the awards
that you give out at the endof the year, like most likely best
eyes, most likely to be anastronaut, most likely to get blown up,
and you can win that one.You were New Bull Morning Show,
A great love the stories, couldn'tbreathe well n ninety four point. Now
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on the Bull, We're gonna closethe show out here with a story that
involves surviving because of your jacket,turning into an umbrella who knew and the
hold my Beer Hall of Fame.That's how we close out the week,
is just the wildest stuff that yougot. We also on the top of
the hour have a Chris Jansen worldpremiere. That's right, and that song
he actually wrote co wrote with TylerHubbard. So if you hear some Tyler
Hubbard and that that's why An Raylynis also one of the writers. What
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you see is what you get.Make sure you grab that free iHeartRadio app.
You can get our podcast on demandthere. We had a ton of
incredible stories for International Women's Day today, just some wild grannies, wild moms,
wild sisters. Good morning and nessa, how you doing. It's amazing,
but you're gonna love this story.My mom moved us from Detroit up
to a small town called Chaboygan andthis we were bored. It was middle
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of winter. We found a riverthat was frozen solid, but we stopped.
So my brothers and I took adare on each other who could walk
out the furthest so each one ofus would take a step, next one
will take a step, next onewill take a step. We got out
maybe even a quarter and I wasthe one that went through the ice.
Oh and that that river, SeboyganRiver had major currents that we didn't know
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anything about. From Detroit. Wedon't know anything of that. So that
current put me in a like herein a dryer ice. My jacket is
what saved my life. It openedup like an umbrella, brought me to
the top of the ice. Mybrother laid on the ice to balance his
weight, crawled out to me topull me up out of that ice,
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and we were so afraid to gohome. Kids being idiots were walking to
store the store to thaw out toget warm. Yeah, because you don't
want to tell your parents it wouldabsolutely lose it because they've told you a
hundred times to stay away from theice. My dad and his brother actually
got run over by a city busin Chicago, and same thing. Everybody
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was like, oh my gosh,are you okay. They wanted to call
an ambulance. They're like, absolutelynot, because they didn't work. Dad.
I'd be more afraid of my parentsthan I am of and you are.
And we're talking probably ten degrees maybefive degrees, because they would drop
a little twenty twenty blow zero upthere, So oh my gosh, that
was Oh we still so yeah,that's I think we're bringing that story up
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every time. Did your parents everfind out or did you guys successfully cover
it up? We waited until wewere eighteen years old when we were out
before we shared that story over abottle of wine or glass of beer.
Thanks for listening to move kimmian Otisin the morning was a great love.
Waking up driving thirty thirty five minutesin morning. Ninety four point nine. The Ball