Sara Hart's Shart Email

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Ninety four point nine. The ball. It's mood, Kenny. I notice
this. Five second songs? Howfast are you? Well? The way
is to get your well spring andsummer kicked off? Great? Is that
Georgia Food and Wine Festival, JimR. Miller Park, We got tickets
for you every day this week atseven thirty. Otis who do we got?
Good morning? Felice from Kennesaw,Laurian from Kennesaw. It's a battle

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of the saw saw battle, FELICEAcertainly correctly. I think you lost this
game a while back, right,he does that? Look, Laurien,
I'm just trying to Yeah, I'mjust trying to get in your head a
little bit, Laurient. Thank youall right. Five second songs is what

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you're gonna play. Up to fiveseconds of a song you will get.
Whoever can get at the fastest isgoing to be the one that takes away
the Georgia Food and Wine Festival tickets. That's good, Felice. You are
on the line first, so underfive seconds. How fast do you think
you're gonna identify it? Ah?Okay, Conservative, I like it.
Laurian. Would you like to lether try it for or you're gonna go

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less. Let's try it for okay, okay, your second here, she
can't here we go four seconds police. So Kenny Chesney, Mexico. What

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in Mexico? Yea, in Mexico. You got it? He did it
this time Police. I'm going toKenny Chesney, you broke your losing streak.
Laurian, thanks for hanging out withYeah. Sorry, Laurian, should

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have maybe wagered lower, but weappreciate you playing along with us. Do
we have an extra pair? Ithink we could get her extra pair,
Laurien, hang on, I'm goingto send an email to promotions. You're
getting a pair two okay, justfor playing along? Oh yeay? Also
very nice two winners. Thank youguys. Congratulations to you both. Thanks
for playing along with us. Aboutseven minutes away, Nate Smith's number one
World on Fire Plus can't fix Stupid? What if not one but both of

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your pilots on a commercial flight fellasleep? That story coming at seven fifty
five on ninety four point nine TheBull, Your New Bull Morning Show are
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fix stupid proven it with mood Kennyand Otis on ninety four point nine.
Bull Our streak of not fixing stupidity, but just laughing at it on the
show continues. We do it twiceat six forty and then another story at
seven to fifty five. Oh sit, we got We fly half asleep on
our show most days. Well,I mean, yeah, we don't have
one hundred and fifty lives at stakewhen we're doing so. Like two pilots

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on an Indonesian flight who fell asleep, both of them, that's very reassuring,
honestly. Yeah. I mean wecan't see what they're doing in the
cockpag anyway. So now knowing thatthey could be sleeping the whole time,
yeah, we're firing up here anxiety, especially if you're headed to the Atlanta
Airport that I always kind of assumethey're sleeping because of autopilot, but you
probably not both. In case youneeded a little more flying anxiety today this

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happened. A new report found thatboth pilots of a January flight in Indonesia
fell asleep for nearly half an hourwhile the plane was thirty six thousand feet
in the air. Apparently, thecommanding pilot asked permission to take a nap
and a second in command said itwas okay. But that second pilot is
a new father of month old twins. He moved houses just a day or
so before the flight. Mood youknow this sleep depros state with one baby,

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imagine too. Oh yeah, man, I fall asleep on the couch
and be like, oh God,where's my child. The twenty eight year
old pilot, the second in command, who was supposed to be paying attention
to the flight, was sleep deprived, even though he had fifty four hours
off from flying. As was investigatedby the flight board, they found out
that the first pilot didn't break anyregulation rules after going to take a nap,

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which was weird to me. Butthe second command should not have been
taking a nap though. You know, sometimes you get a little sleepy with
that just ambient sound of an airplane. Well, I was thinking, do
you think when they finally did wakeup it was because they felt like they
were falling, Because I feel likethat would be the place you'd have that
kind of dream. No, thesecond in command woke up when the first
in command came in thirty minutes later, Hey, dude, you're supposed to

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be paying attention to the plan.We thirty six thousand feet in the air.
We are not on track right now. Ladies and gentlemen, both pilots
are asleep right now. So ifyou feel like taking a nap, well,
we all sleep well. I mean, do you ever follow your flight?
Whenever I'm on a fly, liketo see the path that it's taking,
and sometimes it does go off ofthe little dotted line that it says

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is supposed to be on. Now, I'm going to think every time that
is because they fall asleep. Myfavorite is that the air traffic control was
trying to communicate with him and couldn'tget a hold of them. So the
first in command notices that and hegets on the horn. He's like,
hey, sorry, he had somecommunication issues. We lost our signal for
a minute. We're bad, daywe're good. Also, nothing puts you
to sleep faster than those like guystalking to you like Heller alert, like

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just that deep voice our flight control. Neither pilot was fired. They said
no regulations were broke, but theyhave implemented a few new safety measures to
make sure that doesn't happen, likenight attendants coming in to make sure that
the pilots are good and checking forthings, you know, like not having

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enough sleep, you know, anykind of illness, medication, that kind
of stuff. So just look atthem when they walk on the plane.
If they look like crap, whydon't you take a break or maybe if
you forgot twins, maybe take afew days off. Let's do that too.
Can't fix stupid. Thanks for hangingout with us on your Wednesday morning.
It's moot Kimmy and Otis. Makesure you grab that free iHeartRadio app.
You don't want to miss those artistsof the day we play. We

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got another one coming up at elevenwith Angie Ward. It's Mook Kimmy and
Otis the ants and headlines right now, Kimi Karuba, I'll tell you about
the big change happening with Airbnb injust a second. But first, today
is Ken Day. It's Barn He'sboyfriend. I was first introduced on this
day in nineteen sixty one. Soyeah, you want to be seeing this
along on the oscars. Yeah,she was just ripping up the guitars out

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of like November rain. Did Ithink he's still not in the toy Hall
of Fame. Right, No,he's not. Yeah, can we make
that happen for medium? This hasto be the year of Ken, it
seems like it. But today isKen Day. Also happy uh uncuffing season?
You know, Spring officially begins onMarch nineteenth. That's next week already.
That means it's also about to bea breakup season. So Jimmy mark

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safe from that? I know,right? Did you take yourself and post
cuffs off? Maybe get back outthere? No, not doing that,
okay, No, not worth it? Okay. So this is pretty exciting.
Everybody's been speculating on it. Beyonce'scountry album. We now seem to
have a title that's going to beCowboy Carter, So act to Cowboy Carter.
Release date is March twenty ninth.There's a limited edition vinyl and lots

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of artists coming out in support,including Lanny Willsonders, Rucker, Dolly Parton
really excited saying yesterday that it appearsthat there's gonna be a cover of Joe
Lean on this album. So hugeBeyonce fan. Divas respect divas man okay,
So, Brian Mood, I knowthat you like to stay in Airbnb's

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there's going to be a new change. We all know about them having ring
doorball cameras and everything, and upuntil this point, they have been allowed
to have cameras inside the house aslong as it's not in bedrooms or bathrooms.
No thanks on that, well,no longer. As of April thirtieth,
cameras will no longer be allowed onany of the interiors. I'm shocked
they were ever allowed really. Imean, you can have cameras, but

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like to be like prove that they'redisengaged. Yeah, but it's such a
violation of privacy. It is like, you know, you don't look whatever
things you're talking about, whatever thingsyou're doing. That's true, not just
in bedrooms, but like this justseems like totally ridiculous. You could film
that. They are allowed to havedecibel readers though, to measure the amount
of noise to make sure there aren'tanything pretty happening. My family's my kids,

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Well we're gonna get kicked off.We've had no part. That's just
my kids, like trying to sharea tablet exactly. That's the headlines with
Kimi Karuba every day at six tenand eight tens for hanging out with us
on your Wednesday morning. It's MookKimmy and Otis. I'm Brian Moot.
If you grab that free iHeartRadio app, it's got a thing called the talkback
little microphone down there. You canhold it down. It's like your little
counselor little therapist. Just vent whateveryou want. Or if you just something

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pops in your head from a fewdays ago, you can go ahead and
chime in there. We got thisfrom Kathleen Morales Uh in Stockbridge and we
were talking about overbearing in laws.Yeah, she just wanted to say sometimes
the in laws are good, andyou wanted to shot him out. I
heard you talking about laws up couldlike people get up in the morning and
they claim your front steps and campthe inside of your garbage cans, take

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your dogs for a two hour walk. So love my in laws. They're
going to be ninety five and eightyeight. And I spent every summer for
six to eight weeks last twenty plus. Ye love the See in laws.
You don't have to do annoying stuff. Get up and do the chores.
That's easy. Get up before Ido do all that stuff. Isn't that?
The problem that Otis has though,is that they kind of do the
chores and they reorganize stuff that's nota chore. That's reorganizing the chore.

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Just do the dishes and put themback where they're supposed to be. I
prefer they don't do the chores.Just rest, sit down so I can
sit down, because it makes younervous if you're cleaning around me, quit
it. But I love my inlaws. I do have good in laws,
But it sounds like that woman hasunicorns. So last time my mom
stayed with us, she was stayingin the living room because we have a
tiny two bedroom apartment, and Iwas like, Mom, if you want

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to get up at six six thirtywith Ronan, you can go ahead and
go hang out with him in hisroom. My mom would sleep until nine
to thirty ten o'clock in the livingRoom'd be like, I'm jet black,
leave me alone. Oh Like,are you gonna help out around here at
all? No, that's not whyshe came. I'm okay with that.
I'm not. She made me workwhen I was a kid before Dawn did
up and do something. Come ninetyfour point nine, the bullet moot,

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kimmy otis with you. So acouple months back. A friend of the
show, Dedric his niece, wentviral on TikTok for calling the or aquarium
the water zoo. It's is socute, so why haven't we officially changed?
So there's a list now going viralon Reddit based on her waters.
You think about what things should becalled, it makes more sense like this.
Dentures should be called substitutes substitutes.How about contractions like birth contractions called

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birthquakes? These are really really good. Right? With jet skis it would
be botor cycles. Astronomers would besky and tists. I mean they're not
wrong space tests. I want skyand tist on like a name tag.
I'm a sky. What do Ido? I look at the stars?
That sounds like a great movie.Donuts. Donuts could be called super bagels.

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They are like this one milk cerealsauce. It's cereal soup, cereal
soup, cereal sauce, cereal soup, and then another one. A couch
could be just called a human shelf. It means that this one hits so
close to home for women in thesummertime. Right, you know you get
the sweat, don't let's not thesweat, right? Instead of calling it

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humidities. I gotta be careful howyou say it, but you could call
this sweat in that particular area,the humidities. You're not wrong. Get
ready for that. We're only afew months from that. He made stuff
for that. Did you know alot of us guys have humidities as well?
Right? Ninety four point now onthe ball. Thanks for hanging out

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with us on your Wednesday morning.It's moot, Kimmy and otis I'm Brian
moot. Have you ever had anawkward email address? Maybe you were given
the email address, or maybe youjust created one that was an absolute dumpster
fire and then continue to use itfour four seven four one zero ninety four
nine or hit that iHeart talk back. Sometimes you don't realize it until somebody
else looks at it. They're like, I don't think you meant to see
that? Right? A lot ofcompanies they'll use your first initial and your

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last name right, yeah. Oh. Usually works out for most people except
this woman. I am filled withdread over one aspect of moving to a
different job that I always face whenI do this. My name is Samantha
Hart, and most companies use theemail designation of first initial, last name,
meaning that my email would be short. And I've had two professional jobs

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so far, and at every singleworkplace this has been the email company structure.
And at every single workplace, Ihave received an email from HR the
week before I start letting me knowthat my name does not exactly fit the
company email structure as they would intendthink they caught it. Wait exactly,
That's what I was gonna say,because sometimes they just don't care. They're
like, that's your problems. Findout how many thirteen year olds you work

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with when they laugh at it outside, mine's b moot, which is always
weird for people because they just solike they'll go b moo, like it's
not a dot in it. They'llbe like b moot and they're like,
I'm like, it's Brian moot.Oh. I was wondering because the oh
throws everyone off for some reason.Well, because sometimes they might think that
your middle initial is in there,like that's how it was with my college
one. So they could be like, Okay, it's Brian. I don't

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know, maybe it's Michael, or'sme and then yeah, and that sounds
like Swedish name, it's my Zach'sname is we talked about this on our
Facebook at moot Kimmy ootis Ashley Holechimed in, oh god, no that
same company issue knocked off company,Kimmy, you talked about schools. There's
an English teacher that this woman hadnamed Anna L. Cruse. So initially

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you're like, okay, a cruise. Well, she said she just could
not get past her email every timeshe set one because the school used first
name, middle initial L, andlast name. Oh I mean, I'll
let you figure that one getting pickedup by your spam filter. You're like,
I work here. Guy worked witha man named Phil Hartman, no

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relation to the famous one, saidhis email was Fartman. Get that company
sounds like it sounds like a terriblesuperhero name. This one might be my
favorite, though I wish this womanemailed me often. Abigail Butterworth. Her
company tried to avoid the first letterof your name and the last because you
know, sometimes it goes bad.Like we've presented well hit. Our company
uses the first uh three letter fourletters of your first name first four letters,

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so first four of Abigail and thelast first three letters of your last
name. So first four letters areyour first name three letters are your last
name her email at big Butt thatcompany you have a lawsuit on your hands.
Yeah, that's just not even Wow? Is anybody else fight this plight

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in life? Your name just doesn'tabbreviate well when it comes to an email.
But who would guy something like thefirst three or four and then the
last three like that? It wouldend up like that, To be honest,
if I was a big butt atiHeartMedia dot Com, I would wear
that like a badge of honor.Seven four one zero ninety four nine.
If this is the plate you facein life, thanks for listening to move

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Kimmi and Otis in the morning,great love waking up driving thirty thirty five
in the morning, ninety four pointnine The ball ninety four point non the
bull. Do you have an awkwardemail address? Like your name is Sarah
Hart and they shorten it to yourfirst initial and your last name and that
makes it weird? Or frank ARTUSAFart USA company. I would never want

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to use my email, It's moot. Kimmy and Otis give us called four
O four seven four one zero ninetyfour nine. Do you have an awkward
email? Maybe you just made aweird one when you were young, and
you continue to use it to peoplelooking at you, like huh, Tia
and Sandy Springs. You work inHR and the emails that come through your
inbox for hiring people get way ridiculous, huh, hundreds of them, and

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I have to tell them, Look, this is not high school, this
is not elementary. We need stronger, better professional emails, not the ones
that you have been using, likecall homeie at whatever. I mean.
The high school email address I hadwas like snowboard guy for twenty and I
didn't even like do drugs. Iwas just like, it's sounded like the

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whole number. But if I appliedfor a job, they'd be like,
what is this guy all about?Mine was Lucky ducky thirteen, Lucky ducky
thirteen, And I have no ideawhy I came up with it. I
just remember at the time my parentstold me absolutely, do not use your
name, which I feel like,once you're eighteen, you absolutely need to
have like five email addresses of differentversions of your name. You know,
you have your one for junk andstuff, and you're one that your professional

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one your full name. I agree, Yeah, you're in your twenties,
let's let's get rid of the onethat's not professional that should be deleted,
except I don't want to flamethrow oneof our favorite listeners, hot Nana.
No, she is an exception,is an exception, How Nana lives the
life. I think everybody who needsa burner email to sign up, I
think should put Lucky ducky thirteen athotmail dot com and just put that in

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there. That's not what it wasthat I think. Well, so TIA's
got a PSA for all of you. Don't apply with your stupid high school
email. Yes, very important,good words of advice, Thanks for calling.
What's the email? Maybe it's yourcompany email? Well, that just
doesn't you know? Abbreviate right thatYou've got Cody Johnson, the Painter A

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ninety four point nine, The bullninety four point nine, The Bullets,
Mood, Kimmy and Otis six forbeing here with us on your Wednesday morning.
Do you have an awkward email address? Maybe you gave yourself one a
long time ago in high school andyou just didn't age so well and you
realize you're applying for things that areimportant and you're like a snowboard four twenty
guy and you're like, that's probablynot right. Four o four seven four

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one zero ninety four nine. Triciaand Canton. What's the email address?
It's somebody else's. Their email addresswas fine. And I may not be
able to say all this on theair, but let's say her first name
was Jane, and her last namewas and that's what it was the last
name. But she had her displayname with her middle initial, which was

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A. So every time she emailedme, it would say Janey. You
know, there's a few people aroundthis office act that email. You're like,
I feel like she's being honest rightnow with her complaints. She's got
to use a smiley face in everyemail, just so you know. Inflection

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was very she was very nice.I imagine when you grow up with that
last name, I feel like you'rejust bulletproof on being able to laugh at
yourself. Yes, yeah, youhave to. If you don't change it,
then you just got to accept it. Thank you for calling in.
That's hilarious. You're welcome. EmailAddresses gone wrong four four seven four one
zero ninety four nine ninety four pointnine. In the bull Awkward Email Addresses,

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it happens silly combinations, whether it'show your name lines up, or
maybe you made a dumb one whenyou were a kid and you continue to
use it. It's like trying tofigure out a license plate, like a
vanity plate. Sometimes exactly, Kathy, how are you one of our Kimiotis
family members? What's the email address? Was it yours or somebody else's?
That just went wrong? It's mygrandson who is in middle school, in
seventh grade? Middle school? Seventhgrade? Bad email is a terrible connisation?

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Is that all happened? They giveit to him. It's generated.
They have to have an email forI forget what he says class? What's
his name? His name is ZadenBallinger. But what they put is generated.
If B I G B A LL C. How does that get

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through a school computer? That's exactlywhat I will say every time he tries
to log in something. He saysname. They won't let me change it.
I don't know, they won't changein junior high if I had that
email, I would I would finda way to email the entire school right
now until are making fun of himfor that one. It's so embarrassing.

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Go Zaiden Man, you are myhero, right the confidence do anything in
the world when you show up withthat email. I really appreciate y'all every
day and y'all are wonderful, andI will talk to y'all again the other
day. You're amazing. Thank you, Thank you, fat boy, love
you guys. Y'all are great.Davis has your favorites. Put us right
in your favorites like you, Ijust snake smith world on fire. You

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might set your own world on fire. If you have an awkward email address,
or you just send an email atan awkward time, it's moot.
Kimmy and Otis, make sure yougrab that free iHeartRadio app. You can
get our podcast there on demand.Catch up parts of the show you missed,
Like we were just talking about awkwardemail combinations and Rick in Sandy Springs,
well, he had an awkward emailsituation, but it's about him trying
to send a joke email to hisboss after they hurt themselves and their boss

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thinking it was real. So didyou ever like send an email like to
your boss. It was kind ofa joke, not a bad joke,
inappropriate, but it was taken thewrong way. So my work for a
construction company and our vice president wasout on the job side trying to step
in the back of the struck andhe slipped and kind of like tumbled backwards
and hurt his knee. So Iwas filling out the workers paperwork. I

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sent him an email that was likea cockied email. I didn't send it
to anybody else. It was justa him, And basically the story was
that he was dancing and sped.He slipped off the pole and like Plant,
it's one of the patriots. Plantis n right, So he was
like slip them through his emails reallyfast. So I guess he read that,
and I guess you thought that thathad actually gone Finally, at the
very end of it, he laughed, right, so he thought it was

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kind of funny them. But dude, I was like sweating. He thought
the workers compy email said that hewas dancing. I mean, breman,
you did say this on Monday whenwe're talking about how dangerous is it is
after daylight saving time and people arekind of crankier. People don't always read
the tone of your emails the sameway. One You got to follow up
on though, right, If yousend the joke email, you gotta be
like you saw that right, becauseif they find it days later, right,

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but you can't do that's on Ellen. I thing dancing on a pole.
I think it's funny that Brian Mooddoesn't even read half the email.
I'm surprised you guys get through becauseI haven't marked you all as spam like
a thousand Patty's Days. Coming upthis weekend, we'd love for you to
be out with us because we're goingto be at the house yea zero point
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all the hobnob Cherry Street Brewing willbe there. They'll have a bunch of
beer specials. We're kind of justthey're kicking off their festivity. I'm gonna
jig the whole way. It's onlythree tenths of a month. Okay,
you heard him say it. I'mgonna make you do it now with a
beer in hand. I have aninflatable Leprechaun costume where I will absolutely bring

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