Serving the Work Wife Divorce Papers

Episode Transcript

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Thanks for hanging out with us onKimmy and Otis. In just second,
I'll tell you how a guy insultedme in my face but then said it
was a compliment. Okay, Idrove off rattle. I was like,
wait, what today on the showseven thirty, we got tickets for you
to the Georgia Food and Wine Festival. Also, you're shot to fly off
to Austin, Texas. You willfind out who the artist of to day

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is at seven o'clock and then you'relistening for that song at eight this morning
at Tim McGrath. Tickets just forqualifying for that trip. So I was
walking out of target yesterday with myson Ronan after I picked him up from
school, and there was an individual. I don't want to say he was
homeless, but you know he hada lot of stuff in his shopping cart
that wasn't from targeting. Looked likethe pillows, yeah, everything, he

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looked like everything he owned. Okay, he probably about in his I'd say,
I don't know, late thirties orso. And I'm walking out with
Ronan, and Ronan loves being inshopping carts, like he stands in the
front of it, like the captainon the front of a ship, especially
the ones with a steering on therace car. Yeah, he loves.
I hate those. He hates threeare facing ones now though, because the
race cars at Public's are like histhings. So he has to be in

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the cart like looking to where we'regoing. Like he's so excited, like
a dog looking out the window ofa car. And we're walking out of
this guy goes, hey, ah, man, your boy's cute, and
I was like, thanks man.He goes, it's cool that you started
later in life. Oh. Iwas like, what the great man?
Yeah, yeah, I go whoaand he goes, no, no,
no no. I'm like, whatare you calling me old? And he

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goes, no, no, no, it's just cool, you know,
like, you know, I hopeyou have kids someday, and uh,
you know, it's just cool thatyou're started later giving me home. Yeah,
And I was like, what areyou talking about? And then yeah,
I am very, very great.But I've been going grey since I
was sixteen, so it's just likemy natural hair color. Great and gray
though, yeah, you don't lookold a little bit of Anderson Cooper thinking,
right, but I didn't like itdidn't register on me. That not

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every He just thought I was likein my fifties or something. And I'm
like, how old you think Iam? And He's like, I don't
know, man, way older thanme. And I was like, I
was like offended, and I waslike and I walked. I was like
thanks, man, and then Ijust got in the car. I was
like, what screw that guy?Yeah, I wanted to drive back around.
Right, I had barely forty mood. I had a similar situation when

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I was in Nashville. I raninto Mark Owens, the former host for
the Atlanta Braves, right and hisbuddy, and his buddy goes, oh,
like I'm talking to him. Laterhe's like, man, Mark was
so worried they were gonna get someyoung guy in there. And I was
like, thanks for calling me olddude. I appreciate you like that,
like that's exactly what you said.But yes, if you've been insulted to
your face, but by someone onaccident, hit that high heart. There's

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You heard that right, Carry abeer the whole way. St. Patrick.
You can do it. You coulddouble fist around the inside of that
green space. So that's one ofthree at the house on on Saturday.
Come hang out. That's gonna bea lot of fun. So I'll tell
you if we have any details onwhat actually happened with Flora George line to
cause them to split in just aminute. But first, guys, Easter

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way early this year. It's gonnabe on March thirty first, so we're
just about two and a half weeksaway from it, which feels wrong.
He keeps skittting earlier on early.I'm pretty soon. It's gonna be in
February, right after Valentine's you know, it seems way too close to Saint
Patrick's Day, though maybe for alot of folks you need a nice little
Easter refresh. Yeah, after whateverdebauchery goes out for you, well,
it's kind of like talking about candycorn peeps. I think they're disgusting personally,

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but I think they know lots ofpeople are not a fan of peeps.
So they have come out with fournew flavors Rice Krispy treats, Icy
Blue, Raspberry, sour Strawberry,and then they have some other s'mores gram
Cracker flavor in marshmallow. That's whatyou got to use those peeps for,
man, game changer. Stock upon those and then this summer at your
bonfire, break them out for s'moresnight. You go head first, their

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tail first. I can avoid themgrow put them out of their misery.
Little sugar boar, go ahead first. I mean, you know, a
real psychopath if somebody eats the feetof a gummy bear first, that's true.
Yep, okay. So this wasa super sweet woman on the Voice
during this week's blind auditions. WhenZoe LeVert told Dan and Jay that their
song from the Ground Up is goingto be the first dance song at her

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wedding next year, Zoe did acountry song, one of my favorite.
She was awesome. She did notpick Dan and Jay John legend, which
is surprising, but her fiance wasof course in the audience, and Dan
and Jay did a beautiful acoustic renditionfor the couple. It even got chance

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for Rapper all emotional. I lovethat they offered to marry him too.
Yeah, no pressure off, butwe actually have a pastor here. If
you guys just want to knock itout right now, do it save some
money, And they sang one ofmy favorites, beautiful This Holy Cow,

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that's one of my favorite. Isaid that to my wife like long before
we got married. Oh that's sweetif that song gives me the feels.
She didn't pick Dan and Shay huh, I know talking. They said they're
gonna sing at her wedding when itcomes around. Oh it's I said,
I would have sang at your wedding. How do you picked me? Imagine
you go ahead and sing it.I mean that wouldn't be bad either.
Let's be honest. Okay. Sowe talked about Brian Kelly's news on Kiss

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My Boots, which is about arelationship gone sour, and fans are now
speculating that it could be about hisrelationship with his former Florida Joorgia Line bandmate
Tyler Hubbard. Now Brian hasn't specificallysaid that the song is about the split,
but he did say that everyone processedthings differently. He went inward and
it all came out in a song. Tyler has also never publicly aired any

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grievances with BK, but he said, I'm happy for him. This is
what he wanted, this is whathe initiated. I hope he's happy that
he's doing his thing and I'm doingmy thing. We talked to Brian Kelly
a while back, a few monthsago, and he kind of touched on
that a little bit and said therewas some tension there with him just bringing
up wanting to do artistry on hisown a little bit, but not break
up. But then Tyler got allupset about it. So you can hear

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that, and you can hear ourinterview with Dan and Shay too on our
podcast Moot Kimmy and otis on theiHeart Radio app. That's the Headlines with
Kimmy Krub every day six ten andeight tenim otis No. I just will
let y'all know that I switched theiHeart Radio app ninety four point nine the
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nine The Bulls Moot Kimmy and OtisBrian Moot on Wednesdays, Otis finds something

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that makes it just a little bitweird. Imagine the most terrifying fox face
that you can imagine in your head. And if you don't want to imagine,
you can go to at moo KimmyOtis on Instagram. It's like,
get on our store like a mascot. Yeah, really creepy feeding a tiny,
little witty bee baby. Why isthere a fox feeding a baby?
Well, that's a good question,gim me because the Virginia Wildlife Center was

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gifted a little baby fox that wasorphaned by his mother, and now the
Richmond Wildlife Center in Virginia says theydon't want it to get habituated to humans,
so they're now wearing fox faces andcostumes to feed the baby while it
lays on a little plush fox that'ssupposed to simulate its mother, and they
feed it. But this giant face, if you see it, is terrifying.

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I can't imagine what the baby's thing. It definitely doesn't look like it's
mom because it's right exactly times thesize it is this like with the idea
to turn it loose back into thewild, or just so that it can
live in like a zoo or somethingand not be obsessed with humans. It's
so that it can rehabit back andthen get it back into the wild and
then it doesn't really know human faces. Is there any scientific research behind this

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at all that you can have achucky cheese looking thing feeding animals like what
we're gonna do whenever we're trying torehabilitate whales or something. Somebody's an adressed
as a whale because I don't thinkit's gonna work. No, with the
wildlife center. It's been received twoother baby foxes and they're doing the same
thing supposedly, and who knows becauseyou can't really talk to the fox to
see if it's not terrifying that babyor not it's working. They do this

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stuff in China with pandas, AndI had a friend that worked at a
zoo and they had to try tocollect samples from the male ostriches and they
would do it wearing an ostrich likecostume, like a goofy ostrich costume with
feathers and stuff, and that's justhow they would they would try to trick
them, like with what looks likeyou'd wear it to a furry convention.
That just tells me that ostriches arestupid. You don't ye they're not known

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for a brain. You see theirhead right, there can't be a lot
in that noggin. I don't knowwhat the science says about fox masks and
ask acting like a fox's mom doesfor a little baby fox and weaning it
back to health. But I definitelyknow when they start yelling out, that's
just I don't think that. Look, maybe this whole thing is to terrify
the fox from human interactions so muchthat they just choose the wild. Probably

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right, they're like, oh,I don't think you're a fox. I
think you're a psycho. You'll neversee me again anywhere near Humans's definitely what
foxes sound like. I think too. You can't fix stupid, proven it
with mood. Kimmyan Otis on ninetyfour point nine the Ball listening for that
artist of the day to grab thattrip to Austin, Texas for that iHeart

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Country Music festival coming up just afterseven. Don't be stupid. Stupid people
would leave before then and not hearwho that artist is going to be?
Otis who do we got? Nobodyever considered how deadly a donut could be
until one bakery was busted in NewYork. Really yeah uh it was actually
a home bakery where they claim theymake vegan gluten free donuts. Upon further

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investigation by the sprinkles on top ofthe donut, it seems like they're selling
dunkin donuts. That's awesome that theybought and then resold as vegan. Got
a hustle right there. Wait,so the sprinkles gave them away? Think
that the diarrhea from the people whocan't eat the gluten and sure they probably
would give it away. Cindy Snacks, it's a vegan market in Long Island.

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They posted a big accusation on Instagramover the savory fig who was selling
said donuts as their own. Shesaid when she got one of the donuts,
they noticed little d's that are orangeand a pink on the top of
the donut. Donuts sprinkles exact Duncansprinkles. Upon further investigation, they ordered

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a test to see what was actuallyin the donut. You can get those
food tests online. They found outthere's all sorts of ingredients that should not
be in a vegan gluten free donutbecause it can kill people with like silly
X disease. And back it up, there's donut investigators. Like someone went
there like took a secret sample,like in the disguise and took it off

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to a lad. It was theCindy Snacks people that ordered the donuts for
their vegan market, and they wereupset because they were potentially serving customers things
that they thought were vegan gluten freeand they were not, which actually can
kill you. As I mentioned,now, the New York Division of Food
and Safety Inspection is conducting a fullinvestigation. So yes, there is a
division that looks into donut. Here'smy thing. If you're going to steal

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donuts, then find stealed donuts.But why would you say they're vegan if
they're not, Like you could havestolen vegan donuts because those are expensive.
You're just trying to make some moneyhere. If you look if you're going
to be a thief, you're gonnahave be a thief with ethics or just
steal. I think it would befunny if the entire bakery they look into
the whole thing was like they're like, oh yeah, we made chili.
It's just stag can chili that's dumpingin. It's all made man upon the

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accusations of the Savory Figures, shutdown their entire Instagram page because it was
probably just flooded with chaos, otheraccusations from people that have gotten sick from
the donuts that this vegan market wasactually selling. So she released the statement
saying, we're mortified that we providedproducts to our customers and our own families
that could have had deadly consequences.And you might never intended. You might

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want to shut down your comments becauseving to have no chill on the internet
if they take if anybody takes somethingserious, it's definitely vegan gluten free people,
absolutely, and that is can't fixstupid. Take the sprinkles off.
The coming up next to six fiftyfive on the intervention the work husband work
wife debate. We're gonna have tointervene there. And have you ever had
that go poorly? Give us acall four or four seven four one zero

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ninety four nine mood Kimmy and otisI have a fantastic day. I'm trying
to need to start and show everyoneGeorgia's number one for new country the work
wife work husband situation. Does itever get too close for you? Is
that ever burned your four O fourseven four to one zero ninety four nine?
Moot, kimmy otis intervention? Nextfor hanging out with us, Steve,

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we got your email and uh,it comes down to the work wife
work husband debate and you're feeling alittle bit left out? Is that how
you're feeling third wheel with your wifeand her husband. It does definitely bug
me, Like I'm not trying tomake a big deal about it, but
like my wife just all the time, it's like my work husband, this

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my work husband that she never callsthis guy by like her actual name.
It's just always me and my workhusband. Today. His name's Dave,
Can we call him Dave? Davewas such a great funny guy. Every
day she has like stories if oneof her friends are over, like she's
laughing telling stories about the work husband. So I've kind of brought it up
to her, but never, likevery seriously. I don't know if I'm

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making too big of a deal outof it. Like work husband and I
were having lunch today and he toldme this really funny thing, work husband
to get over here mow the lawn, real husband, want to do it.
I get what you're saying, like, uh, it starts to kind
of pick at your insecurity, becauseman, she has a blast with that
dude. First off, I wantto hang out with him. Secondly,
well does she think the same ofme? Like? Does she speak the

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same to him about me? Right? I call Angie Ward my work wife
all the time, So I'm kindof guilty as well. But I feel
what you're saying, the work wifeor husband thing has never been I've always
kind of like it makes you gas, be honest, guys, like it
just kind of makes me cringe alittle bit. But I mean, I
don't know what deep seated issues Ihave with that. Do you feel like,

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though, if she talks about hima lot, do you feel like
you have to run it by workhusband if you're gonna take her out for
lunch? Ask work husband if Ican pick you up for lunch today.
I just don't want to step onany toes here. That would be a
backhanded way let her know you're nothappy about it. Well, look,
we're gonna call on the cole wecan do this in a fun way,
because I bet she probably doesn't reallythink there being serious about it, cause

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I can't imagine anyone would do thatto like intentionally buy No, I don't
think she's doing it to hurt meor anything that, you know. Let's
serve her with work divorce papers ninetyfour point. Now on the ball.
If the work husband work wife situationmade you feel insecure and your wife said
this my work husband is my likesalvation, I would you feel strong?

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Four oh four seven four one zeroninety four nine. Have you ever had
that situation go sideways on you?Yeah, the inserting insecurities would fire up.
I think moo, Kimmy otis intervention. Thanks for hanging on out with
us. We got Steve from Dallas, and Steve, you just want us
to kind of convey to your wifejust to tone it back on the work
husband talk because it's making you feellike real husband is being pushed to the
curb. Yeah, all right,good morning, Nicole. How are you?

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It's moot Kimmy otis on the ball. Hello. Hello, So you
know we have your husband Steve onYou do know he's your real husband,
right and we are talking to youon work hours, on work hours,
So do we need to run thisby your work husband conversation? Oh my
gosh, he's so not threatening.My work husband is just like the sweetest,

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most gentle dude. He's like,I don't even know why Steve would
be worried. Well, now I'mworried because the way you talk about it,
gentle, it's not necessarily like whatdoes he what does he bench?
I just kind of took him undermy wing because he's so quiet and introverted
and he needed a friend. Andthen he's just so sweet. He like
brings me lunch and he will bringme copies in the morning, and it's

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just so thoughtful, like it's atotal friendship. It's nothing more. Hold
is this guy married? Know?All right? A little bit coming out
here sounds like the guy you alwayshear about. You don't worry about him,
friends, He's a sweet and general, brings me coffee, he knows
my order off the top. Listen, you guys always are complaining how the

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nice guy never wins. It soundslike he is the nice guy. I
mean it honestly helps me get throughmy day. I kind of get my
job, and my work husband ismy like salvation because you wouldn't love your
husband anymore if he worked at youroffice. Usband, I'm sorry I didn't
make him make you feel bad likeit doesn't like, it doesn't mean anything.

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Like he's just a guy at workthat I like to spend my time
with. Maybe Steve, you geta job there and we can make it
work. Polygamy there. No,I'm telling you that both of the relationships
would fail. That's my prediction.No corporate sister wives this year on TLC.

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I think you just need to ina work wife. I'll be fine
with it as long as she isnot cuterer than me. Steve is great,
He's amazing, and he's hot andI love you, so don't worry.
Steve is that good? At leastI got off my chest and like,
I'm so happy that my wife haspeople she gets along with, because
that benefits you at home. Hesounds validated, he sounds like he's good

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now. And she said you werehot, and I'm free to get my
own work wife. Yeah, thework wife pass. So boo, kimiotis
intervention. Thank you both for beingon with us. Georgie john worth' The
New Country ninety four point nine,The bull Moot Kimmy notice with you on
your Wednesday morning, just moments fromnow, just a few seconds, we're
going to tell you who that artistis you're listening for at eight o'clock to

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maybe get on that party playing Austintext for the iHeart Country Music Festival.
In the intervention, we were talkingabout the work husband work wife situation.
If you talked about your work husbandtoo much, maybe your real husband gets
a bit jealous. You gott totone it down. But doesn't work better
than actually working with your real significantother. Josh from Delude, you worked
with your fiance, you're actually goingto become wife? Well, actually was

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crazy. My fiance used to workwith me and she put a one sauce
in my coke one day and uh, she wasn't feeling good one day and
uh she had a full bottle ofpedia like and she was drinking it.
Well, I had to get herback by putting the whole thing of hot
sauce in it for and she didn'tfeel good. Oh, she didn't feel

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good at all. But I toldher, I said, get back.
She was not happy with That's howyou know your soulmates when you both find
love over a one barbecue sauce inthe bottle prank. That's right, you
guys put that into your vows.Oh we're going to for sure where she

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still but we're gonna get married soon, so that's awesome. Can't wait to
spend the rest of our lives annoyingthe crap simple. When you guys feed
each other the wedding cake, youshould sneak something in there too. Smashed.
I'm going to gather back with somemore hot sauce. Oh my god,
that's awesome. It's like, areyou crying or no? I got

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sauce in my eyes, lady,because you smashed some hot sauce cake in
my face. All right, let'sget that artist of the day. Who
is it, lady A? Youare listening for a lady A after eight
mood Kimmy and ODIs, You guysdo the only things that help me get
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George's number one for New country ninetyfour point nine in the bull Your good
vibes on Wednesdays were starting something new. Want to celebrate those victories in your
life, those little ones They mayseem trivial to some people, but for
you, it just gets your daygoing great. Yeah, you want thirty
dollars in the lottery, scratch offor something. I always get excited for
that. Thirty more dollars a hugewin. Thirty bucks. Maybe you just
hit every green light on the wayto work. Yeah, you beat the

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ETA on your GPS a lot oftime. Patty Black said, hugging my
son when he gets off the busevery day, that's a big win.
Yeah. When I see my kidswhen I get them and Charlie's in the
back seat, he gets more excitedthan anybody. But just seeing them every
day, big win. Terry Gomez, I love this one here watching my
dog in my miniature horse play outin the pasture. Oh my god,
that's so cute. I want amany horse, get one a small yard.

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I don't know if I follow anInstagram account where they have the horse
in the house all the time,wears a little diaper all right, I
mean your wifele love that. KatieMcDonald said, I'm sick today and my
eleven year old told me if Ineeded anything, he'd go get it or
make it for me. He alsooffered to stay home from school. I
like that serving mom, you needme, if you need me. This

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was a little one yesterday for mewith my kids. Big win when I
heard that my littlest Kiki helps alittle Hispanic girl that can't speak English farewell
to school. He goes and ordersher lunch for her, and she always
want to wants to sit by himnow because he makes her feel comfortable in
school. Maybe she can teach himsome Spanish. Yeah, what a game
changer that would be for his springbreak down the road, down the canco.

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I learned this from my friend inelementary school. This was funny,
Sandy Lane Fowler said. Seeing thebaby chickens at the tractor supply cars.
Okay, anytime you get to seebaby animals anything, it's like, that's
a win. If you've got alittle win, a little victory that just
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