Setting Yourself and the Mountain on Fire

Episode Transcript

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Get to know the show with MostLikely Too, Moot Kimmy and Otis.
I was Chris Laane right there.He's got some big plans being at our
Georgia Country Jam benefit for Saint JudeChildren's Research Hospital, brought to you by
SD's and Beaver Toyota. Grab ticketsand info right now ninety for nine of
the bull dot com Right now wegot tickets though, for the Georgia Food

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and Wine Festival. Otis? Whodo we got? Donna and Dallas?
Good morning to you. Welcome tothe Moot Kimmy at Otis Show. How
are you this Friday? Doing great? How are you doing great? Are
you feeling lucky for the Saint Patti'sAre you feeling lucky? All right,
We're gonna play most Likely Too.It's the game for your chance to go
to Georgia Food and Wine Festival that'snext weekend at Jimar Miller Park. So

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you got to decide who in theshow is most likely to do each thing
we say, Is it Moot Kimmyor myself? Otis? Okay? All
right? All right? First oneup with the studio most likely to be
irish and not just claim it ona T shirt. This weekend, Moot,
Kimmy or me Otis to go with? Otis German. Last name is

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mar Yeah. No, my grandmother'sAnn Murphy. I have a Mickey,
a Kellen, a Colin, aKevin, Amon Dolan. My son's name
is Ronan. My middle name isO'Keefe. Actually sounds like it sounds like
I run an Irish gang. Mickey, Kellen, Murfy, Tommy, Timmy.
All right, get these next twohere? Who in a studio most

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likely to dress up their tiny dogsas leprechauns Smoot to Kimmy or me Otis?
Yes, yes, I'm still lookingfor some outfits. I need to
make sure. But she dresses herdogs up for every holiday. Hey,
boots loves her clothes. I don'tknow what you're talking. I think she
dressed them up for National Chip Dayyesterday. Otis naya doodles. When you
dress up a doodle, they looklike they want to take their own life.

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It was so sad, just laiddown on the ground like, get
it off, all right, lastone. You seem to have a favorite
answer here. So who in thestudio most likely to have sang the national
anthem for the Irish? Is itmoot Kimmy or me Otis. Oh my
gosh, Otis, yeah, Idid. I worked in near Notre Dame

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for quite some time. I sangat a hockey game for Notre Dame where
I almost fell in the ice middleof the song. So that was a
very scary experience. Oh my god. Congratulations yaty three, and you're going
to the Georgia Wine and Food Festival. That's next weekked Jimmy wall Park actually
starts Thursday next week. Thank you, guys. Thank you for being a

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part of the show and joining usfor most likely to next. Can't fix
stupid first rule about teacher fight club. We don't talk about teacher fight club
just gets broken up by a studentsafety officer. That's next. Mood Kimmy
and Otis. You guys do helpme get from bill Rick to Dolsonville.
Every Day's ninety four point nine theball. Yeah, you can't fix stupid.

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Proven it with mood Kimmy and Otison ninety four point nine. The
ball surrounded by stupidity, that's whatit feels like sometimes. Don't try to
fix it. That's just the wasteof time. Laugh at feel better about
yourself and move on. That's whatwe do, but can't mix stupid.
Picture yourself back in high school.You just circleing cs on the test you're
taking there like eyah, maybe aB on that one A And all of
a sudden a fight breaks out likea pay per view event between your teachers.

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What That's what happened at a highschool in Pennsylvania. I fear about
this drama between teachers. This isgreat. Yeah, John Harris High School
just started throwing fists because one ofthe teachers walked in the classroom and brought
up a personal issue, is allthey would say. Drama. Yeah,
the two just got into a NonStop, drag out fight, which they say

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didn't last very long. Several studentsand a safety monitor that's also a student
broke up the fight between the teachers. Wow, I love it, right.
The principal had this to say,it is highly unusual. Yeah,
you think i'd seen a teacher Yeah, weird. It's not at all representative
of our faculty and staff, whotake responsibility as role models for our students

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very seriously. But the kid inthe back of the class, we thought
it was pretty awesome. I mean, there has to be some sick drama
at that school. I know whenI worked at schools, when I was
an elementary school teacher for a yeardid a year, the teacher's lounge always
had just some amazing drama and gossip. I love that I had no idea
all of that was going on.I think I would have enjoyed school even

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more if I no knows all thedirt is the janitor, Oh, for
sure, they're always around teachers.I will say this, I know you
have a stressful job. You yourblood pressure is probably boiling on many occasions,
but you have to be the strongestof them all because you are a
role model. This is not goodbehavior. As the superintendent said, we
will not tolerate such disappointing behavior inour schools. We apologize for it.

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Both teachers have been suspended and probablylikely they get attention Saturday school. I
want to know what teachers they werethough, because it was like a gym
teacher versus a math teacher. Thatdoesn't seem like a very fair fighting right,
right, you say math teachers arevery athletic. Let's they come out
with one of those like pro tractorthingies with the stabby ends. Yeh sha,

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there it is. You can't makestupid on your Friday morning of Saint
Patty's Day, and don't forget wegot our Saint Patty's Day. Point five
k at the House on an Alpharettatomorrow one to three. Come hang out.
Dogs will be there, kids willbe there, beers will be there.
A little bit of have a littlebit of phone out there, men

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artist talk like this the entire weekendat tomorrow one to three at the House
on alfared to come hang out withus. Okay, I'll tell you what
your kids are gonna be watching onDisney Plus all week on long in just
a minute. But first, thisSunday is Selection Sunday. That means that
March Madness is officially back. It'sgoing to be wall to wall basketball.
Prepare yourself. That means in acouple of weeks, Brian and I will
be broke. Yeah, we're gonnabe dumb teams. Ridiculous statistic about how

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much workplace inefficiency it costs us likebillions of dollars every year. Yet because
everyone's just sitting there. The gamesstart at nine in the morning on Wednesday,
and we're just sit there locked totheir TV's and computers on there.
Maybe we'll have a bit of luckof the Irish with our blackets this year.
Maybe you never know. We havesome new Georgia country announcements. Megamaroni
has been teasing the release of abrand new breakup ballad, and now we

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have an official release date for it. The song is called twenty eighth of
June and it's going to be comingout March twenty second. That makes sense,
I'll explainny eighth of June boosts onthe one new car. She's kind

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of going on that Bailey's Immerman tripwith like breakups to hang in there.
They're only in their early twenties,guys. It resonates, okay, But
Megamaroni did acknowledge that it doesn't makequite sense that she's not putting out twenty
eighth of June on the twenty eighthof June. She said she could have
done that, but because it doesland on a Friday, and it makes
a lot of sense. But honestly, who would want to wait that long?

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March twenty second? It is,so she's delivering for the fame and
finally, your kids, I mean, just prepare yourselves. It's gonna be
everything. Taylor select because the erastours. Officially, I'm Disney plus my
kids are ready, my daughter Stella. Yep. This is officially the third
version of the movie to be released, so it has a special acoustic collection
at the end with six different songs. It's read a half hour movie.
Is that Taylor's version? Finally,Yes, this is Taylor's version times three.

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There it is the headlines with Kimmicrub every day at six ten and
eight ten percented by cool Rat inCarrier turned to the experts. You can
always catch us on that free iHeartRadioapp anytime you want to. Big shout
out to Malika for findings. Ilove listening to you guys. I am
so glad you guys have the outbecause as I continue to drive down South
South Georgia Foresight, the radio getsstatic and I used to have to listen

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to you guys. Have a greatmourney, you too, Melika, thank
you so much. This once foryou. Cad Chesney Mood, Kim and
Autism. There Giedge's number one forNew country ninety put nine in the bow.
I'm so glad that it is almostover. Okay the accent king oh,
I kind of, but then you'llfall out of it. So we're
gonna play a little fun game here, uh for Saint Patty's a Friday Celtic

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Karaoke, which means we're all gonnamake absolute fools of ourselves. By the
way, if you'd like your ownversion of Celtic karaoke, hit that iHeart
talkback on the free iHeartRadio app.Hold that microphone down and just belt out
your favorite cover. So been acountry for you with the most or worst
or best uh Irish accent you canhammer out there. Well, we came
out of Kenny Chesney, so let'shear you sing can Cross. Oh no,

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it's hard to do that way.All right, here we go.
I'm ready for the Okay, herewe sit right that hair and harbor order
be remoxicle again, do my best. So now I'm moving it to waste
a order day. Oh yeah,sit right here and have a and mexicle

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lacked that warm air wash my bluesaway. I don't even know how they
could follow that up. Kimmy prettysolid. I don't think I can even
force us to do something after that. The river dance I was doing the
whole time really helped out on.Don't forget we're celebrating take pats Saturday one
to three. All point five k'shappening, all right, Kimmy and I

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Celtic karaoke Next Town, Georgia.Sam haunts hard to forget there just to
embarrass that I did. I harnessedmy grandmother's spirit and Murphy God rest her
soul. Uh. Thanks for beinghere with this. It's mood. Kimmy
and Otis. We have our pointfive K tomorrow at the house on one
to three. Come hang out withus, Grab yourself some beer, a

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T shirt for running through our balloonarch. So we're doing Celtic karaoke and
the fear in this studio is realright now, really bad. Kimmy helped
me do a little do a littlejig while you do it. You're no,
it does help. The jig helpsa little bit. So we're doing
uh in our best Irish accent.We are doing country songs about drinking.
If you want to get in onthis hit that I heard, talk back,

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hold that microphone down. You canjoin our public embarrassment by just belting
out your favorite country drinking song toan Irish accent. It's a little Celtic
karaoke and kim Karuba here Irish.You can't even say Karuba is Italian.
Carl is going, She's gonna dosolo cup and then her best Irish.

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Here we go, Hey, redsolo cups, wait for the hook.
Care teams are decomposable and unlike myhome, they are not foreclosable. Fred
is such a good song. Ifeel he doesn't feel any party, party,

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party, your party. This islike an English accent. Hard.
Hey, come on the part Pardiparty party out here. Look, I
think you really owned it. Idon't know what I'm gonna be really bad.
Yeah, all right, how aboutlou Comb's learn neck beerrn neck beer

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never broke me heart. I loveit. Here we go, There we
go. I believe in you.That's test learn ass curd beer never bre
me heart. A superteings. Whyyou sound like Kermit the Frog. It's

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no ladyturs Marvin the Martian past coolbersneighbor broke me heart. It is really
hard when you're hearing them right andthen you're trying to ice cold beer never
broke my heart. I think we'venow decided can do the best you can.

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Thank you kindly, ladies and gents. Somebody that's actually Irish and say
no, none of you are goodat that. Leave it on the iHeart
talkback. Let's all embarrass ourselves ninetyfour point nine. The bullets Mood,
Kimmy and otis on your Saint Patty'sDay weekend Friday. You know how we
close out the week every week,it's to hold my beer Hall of Fame.
The floor is yours. We wantto hear any crazy story you got

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four four seven, four to onezero ninety four one, or you can
email us. You can look goinginto a Saint Patty's Day weekend. Country
folks tell grade stories. Irish heritageis tel grade stories. Anybody drinking beer
tells a great story. Can hitus with that story. It's the whod
beer Hall of Fame gonna be toughto top the first one here. Good
morning, Tony and Jefferson. You'reholding my beer. Moment was when you

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tried to play stunt guy jumping outof a vehicle. Hey, so let
me start with him about to bethirty two. Yeah, I was about
seventeen when this happened. Had afriend of mine come picking up from high
school. Her dad used to restoreold cars on old ragtop. Brother,
if I could remember what it was, sixty nine new James Bond movie just
come out, and I thought i'dbe cool and took her roll out of

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the car. No way, Ilove it. She got up to about
thirty. I hopped on the sidewindow, sped up a little bit,
you know, got a little scaredjump back in the car. I was
like, all right, saw down, got to about thirty levels it out.
I took a jump. Well,I rolled. I couldn't talk because
of that wind, ended up shatteringmy wrist. Uh oh, yeah,

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I saw them all the way uptelthough, Well, how do you explain
that when you're supposed to be atschool? Like, what did you say?
Well, so my grandmother met meat the hospital, and you know,
she's like, what happened? Whathappened? While high school had a
really nice, huge hill. Iwas like, well, Nannie, and
I was out there waiting on Starato come pick me up, and I
fell down that hill. Yeah,at thirty miles an hour, I fell

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down that hill. Grandma, Yeah, she was surprised. She really thought
you fell down the hill the wholetime? Or was she skeptic? Call
Yeah, she was a little skepticalat the time. However, it was
raining and pouring all that week andI just kind of all worked out and
she let it go. You gottahave the right grandma. But some grandmas
are like the perfect alibi, Likeeven if they don't believe you, they're
one hundred percent gonna go with you. Oh yeah, you know, like

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you could have buried a body andthey saw it and they're be like,
I didn't see nothing. They'll takecare of it at home, but they're
gonna tell nobody appreciate you for callingAntoni. What's your hold my Beer story?
The one that tops all the storiesin your life where something just went
down, didn't have to involve alcohol, but maybe it did. Four O
four seven four one zero ninety fournine Happy Saint Patrick's The Weekend you were

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New Bull Morning Show a great lovethe stories couldn't breathe. Well, yeah,
Kenny Otis, maybe you're hold mybeer in moment it all is waking
up in a truck bed. That'sBrandy from Hardy. It's moot, Kimmy
and otis here on George's number onefor New Country ninety four point nine.
In the bowl we close out theweek. Our favorite time, it's you

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get to decide what gets on theshow with the whole my Beer Hall of
Fame, any story you got fourO four seven more one zero ninety four
nine and Dunwoodye, you had tohold my beer moment when you were supposed
to be sick and your boss caughtyou. So I called out of work
saying that I was profusely throwing upand that I thought I had strip and
a bunch of other things. Andthe fact of the matter is that my

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dad is my boss, and Idid not have strip. And I was
actually over out of friend's house andwe were getting ready to go out for
the day because her mom had invitedus to go out to downtown Atlanta,
and I really just I really neededthe day off of work, and I
had gotten a call for my dad. About an hour later, he was
at my front door coming to bringme some sacketty. I was like,

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well, I really didn't think thisone through, and he ended up leaving
it at my front door and said, okay, well when you get back,
I know, after your day ofbeing out in Atlanta, you're going
to make some by decisions. You'renot going to feel great tomorrow. So
here's a going to be basket fora sweet guys, so sweet? Did
your dad Like, I mean,your dad knows you, so he should
know what your go to excuses wouldbe like. He wasn't skeptical at all,

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clearly, not if he brought youa basket. No, he believed
it. Well, I get strippedall the time, at least one of
us, and so he figured,you know, it was just another bad
case of strep. So my roommateskind of pulled me out before he called
me. So I really couldn't lieat that one. Not like a Ferris
Bueller situation. You put a fakebody in the day ignoring on the radio

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very much so on Friday, aswe close out the week with the whole
My Beer Hall of Fame, Ilove this. You get to decide how
the show goes from here. Youwant to hear the crazy stories he got
four or four zero ninety four nineor hit that iHeart Talkback. Got a
couple from the talk back. Thisone's from earlier in the week, but
it really made us laugh. Sometimesthe days aren't great and you have a
struggle morning, you can always leaveit there as well. This is Amanda
in Grace broke down in Flowery branch. Right, maybe it's not a beautiful

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morning. No, why beca,we are sitting on the side of the
road with a flat tire. Yeah. Great, So we're kind of a
struggle bus Monday and out of beautifulmorning, right Grace. Yeah, tell
by fid so cute. I love. Yeah, that's just a mood.

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Okay, any time you're on thestruggle bus, mondays, we want to
hear from you. Like it's SaintPatti's Day weekend. I know we're gonna
have quite a few stories Monday morning. This one of some Chris out in
Conyer's and he has a ring camerathat he just likes to watch his kids
trip on. My son had justwalked outside to go to the school bus.
For some reason, I just feltlike looking at my camera. And
this was actually about ten minutes afterhe had already left, and I looked

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at my camera and it recorded myson walking outside and as he's walking down
the like the driveway area, hegets almost to the road and just randomly,
and there's absolutely nothing around, hejust randomly falls face first hits the
ground. And I texted him andafter he's okay, and he says,

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well, yeah, why, AndI said I just saw you on the
camera and he was that was probablythe most embarrassing he's ever been in alive.
I think I should. It tookabout twelve people that morning. I
want to put it on line,put it on Facebook. Oh my god,
I care every time my son trips. I'm like, ah, that's
great, I'm posting it. It'sa whole show for that called America's Funniest

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Home Bade. You're right, lookat yourself. Ten thousand dollars ninety four
point nine in the Bull Moo kimmyotis on your Friday morning hanging out with
you. I'm Brian Moot. Weclose out the week. It's the best.
It's the Hold My Beer Hall ofFame, which means you, the
floor is yours. You tell usany story you got that is wild.
We want to hear at four Ofour seven four one zero ninety four nine.
Maybe it'll create some of those momentswith us one to three at the

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Houseion for Saint Patti's Day tomorrow.Definitely, it's our point five case to
be out there for that good morningBull. One of our Moo kimiotis family
members on the line. Hey,okay, I got as a beer off
side of the mountains moment. Atleast it was the beer and not somebody
else. What happened. Hey andmy husband were in high so we started

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dating when we were fifteen years old. Ended up at the top mountain.
So we're drinking and fun. Hetries to get the fire going because it's
not going very good, so hepourced Coleman Gill in the cup. He
ignited hisself, So David's on fire. I'm drunk, and I'm thinking he's
messing with me. So he didthe stop roll and draw and stop roll.

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It didn't put out it just itjust lit more stuff on fire.
It doesn't work well. He justspread the ignited like the fluid everywhere everything.
Yeah, he just caught everything elseon fire. So all of a
sudden I come to my senses andrealize he's on fire. So a bout
that time our buddies pulled back up. He went making a bear run.
Yeah that's what you guys know.Yeah, put the fire out from the

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inside with more beer. So Davidstrying to head to the lake. He
would have never made it to thelake because he was competed on fire.
And then my next thought was,oh, my god, we got to
sell these beer bottles off the mountainbecause we're not supposed to have beer on
the mountain. Got to get ridof the evidence. So that oh my
god, took into Sam Howell Hospitaland Cartersville. We lied about our age.
We got caught line about her age. He ended up staying in the

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hospital for over a week day sohe was really burned. Oh, he
was really burnt. Yeah. Thepain of the burns, I'm sure that
was bad and it lasted quite sometime. The pain of you bringing it
up for the rest of his lifeis probably worse. On the radio as
well. Yeah, there was almostnot a red top Mountains because for some
somehow another well he's on fire thecolem and fuel ends up under my car.

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How my car didn't blow up?I don't know. That was a
mass You know what, Sometimes youlearn the best by doing right life lessons.
Yeah, so that was our holemy beer moment, you almost beer
off the mountain, moment you almostcooked yourself, and the said now you
cook lunch for the kids at allstole. Yeah, thanks for listening to
move Kimmy and Otice in the morning. I was a great love waking up

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driving thirty minutes. You have everymorning ninety four point nine the ball happy
say Patty's Day, weekend, Fridayhappy hours starting early today. Man made
me bar so I could drink it. It's typing a marion to you.
That's with their lucky charms guys soundlike, oh, probably like a little

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more high pitch than charms. Thatif you don't have anything to do,
come hang out with us. We'regonna at the Houseyon and Alpharetta. It
is a really cool place you've neverbeen. They have a big green space
area of Cherry Street. Brewing isgonna have drink specials. Butcher and brew
is gonna have drink specials. Hobnobright there as well. And it's our
first annual well second, but it'salways the first annual. Point five K

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point five K heard that, right. Everybody gets should have a race that
they can run in and win.All you gotta do is basically go underneath
our little arc of balloons and thenthat's it. Well, okay, you
know those people that on holidays Christmasthings you have and they wake up early
to go and run. You don'tlike those people. They earn it,
but they also have a sticker andthen they're rubbing it in your face and
you're sitting in traffic and you're justlooking at their sticker. You can get

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a sticker kit. It's like thatthing when you're at one of the bars
up at the house yah and peopleare like, yeah, I mean I
got up early and ran a fivek, so like I earned this beer.
You can be like, yeah,well I did a point five k.
I moonwalked it. I heard it. You learn it too. It's
just a wee bit of a littlerun, as it should be on St.
Patrick's Day. You can double fist. It'll be a lot of fun
for kids. Are gonna be outThere're gonna have a dog puppy adoption event.

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Dog Topia is gonna have stuff giveawaysfor your dogs to two schools.
Gonna be out there with a bunchof kids activities and that's the cool part
about housing on that will turf ofa bunch of stuff for kids and it's
gonna be a lot of fun.Oh, there's gonna be a gussied up
flower truck there. You can getflowers. So if you need to apologize
for your Saint Patty's de Shenanigans,you can make a bouquet. It give
to your wife and I'm speaking tomyself directly. Very family friendly. Bring

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the pups, bring the kids.It's our perch. Fave key with uk
Otis tomorrow at Saturday, one tothree at the house on ninety four nine.
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