The Pickle World Record Attempt by Otis

On thsi part of the show, you can't fix stupid naked people, otis attempts to break the pickle eating record and the hold my beer hall of fame

Episode Transcript

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Smoot Kimmy. Notice brand new gamewe're playing today for Jason Aldan tickets.
It's called fill in the Florida Man. Otis? Who do we got?
Adam and noon? And how areyou this fine Friday? I'm good?
How are you great? It's theweekend Braves games kick off this weekend.
I'm ready for it. All that'sright, go Braves. All right,
so we're gonna play a little gamefor Jason Aldan tickets. We just newly

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debuted on the show this morning.It's a lot of fun, though.
Fill in the Florida Man blank.So basically it's a Florida man headline.
We know they're absolute ridiculous and allyou gotta do is fill in the one
missing word from multiple choice. Okay, all right, here we go.
First, one up, naked burglarattacks Florida man with a a rake,

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be a super soaker or see dirtyunderwear? Oh from Florida. Got to
be dirty underwear. That's it's arake, but dirty underwear would be great.
I thought it was a close second. You just picture him swinging a
dirty underwear around like nunchucks. Rightever, know about somebody out of Florida.
That's what I'm saying, you know, game is tricky. I would

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bet if you google that it probablyhas happened. I'm sure, okay,
especially in the summer. It's sexon second one up, Florida man charged
with slapping a woman with a hose, be a tennis racket, or see
slice of pizza. Let's say,of course it's actually they're like six or

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seven of those headlines. Yes,I feel like I remember that happening.
I want to know what kind ofpizza slice it was? Cheese? Yeah,
either way, you're ruining pizza,all right. Third one, Florida
man fights roommates blank after it peasin his bed. Did the Florida man
fight a a snake, be araccoon, or see a horse his roommates,

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Oh, it's gotta be a it'sgotta be a raccoon, trash panda.
And also, by the way,for clarify case of number one,
you probably do have a point thereas well. Florida man gets attacked by
uber eats driver with thirty underwear afterorder was wrong. For three all right,

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Jason Aldeen August fifth, you aregoing to be at that show Lake
with amphitheater Man Aldane live that isan incredible show every single time. Oh
yeah, Jason Aldean, that's Ican't wait, man, that's exciting.
Congrats. Seven fifty five Can't FixStupid? Another Florida man out of Miami
trying to run naked on a treadmillat a gym and then got irate because
they kicked him out. Your NewBull Morning show. New guys every day

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going to work and I love theshow. Guys are great. Mood Kenny
in Otis ninety four point nine TheBall, Yeah, you can't fix stupid?
Proven it with mood Kenny Inotis onninety four point nine The Ball.
We don't fix stupid around here.We highlight it and use it to motivate
ourselves to feel better about our owndecisions in life. With a Can't Fix
Stupid story at seven fifty five forOtis, You're gonna go try to run

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on a treadmill naked. Maybe nota UFC gym, Probably at your smartest
move in the day. That doesn'tsound comfortable regardless of where you are.
Maybe like I don't know pilates gym. I mean I know, don't don't
ruin pilates. They out of anygym naked yes, that for sure,
But if you're going to choose UFCgym is probably the dumbest move because there
are massive dudes in there that knowhow to fight. Maybe that's their whole

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job. Is the guy's taking itliteral when there is a choke hold called
the rear naked choke that It happenedat a UFC gym in Miami in midtown.
Man came in stripped naked and wasrunning on the treadmill using the equipment
naked, and of course that upseta few people. Some of the guys
came over to confront him about it, and he started he put his fists

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up like he was going to fightthem, like UFC style, and these
guys are massive, like six orseven of them. They kind of all
contained him and they had him inlike a choke hold and like a whole
body hold. They kind of corralledhim, like all right, let's get
this naked guy in the corner mine. He's naked, so they're having to
hold this guy and push him outof the gym. Once they did so,

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then he just goes i rate inthe street and starts punching several people
out on the street for no reasonbefore police show up and taze this man
twice, which they said affected himin no way. Wow, they didn't
specify what he was. Yeah,I imagine if you're willing to fight UFC
trained fighters naked and they're gym thatyou're probably not gonna be taken down by

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a taser. I'm just guessing it'sa good point, Brian. They said,
Uh, they're pretty sure he wason something, but they had not
identified what that was so far.Like that's Kidney's theory. Yeah, I
mean, I just can't wrap myhead around I just naked fight, Like,
why do you want to be?I just wouldn't want to touch anyone
naked. Police officers feel terrible whenthey have to apprehend a naked right,

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it's like rock paper scissors all.If you're in to running naked, maybe
just to keep that at home,not the UFC gym. You can't fix.
Dude play where they could have tastedand would take them down. For
ninety four point nine, the BulletsMoot Kimmy and Otis. We got Grenette

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Striper's tickets coming up just after theheadlines with Kimmy Crew but and A thirty
this morning, we're making history otisis attempting to eat twenty four Gerkin's mini
pickles in a minute. Can't wait. If you've been feeling like your allergies
are never ending, it's probably becauseallergy season yes in Atlanta increased by thirty
four days on average between nineteen seventyand twenty twenty one. And that's just

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based on the number of days betweenthe last freeze each spring and the first
freeze each fall. I moved herein twenty sixteen, and since then I've
had what I thought was a sinusinfection continuously right exactly, almost a decade
now. And if you compare thatto the average between most US cities,
it's double. Because the average isfifteen. We're at thirty four. So

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they call us the city in thetrees. And every time someone comes and
visits Georgia, they're like, Ihad no idea, what's so green?
Yeah, every single time breathe alittle bit. And tomorrow night, thousands
of people will hud to the beltLine's West Side Trail for the thirteenth belt
Line Lantern Parade. Um there's gonnabe twenty foot tall walking figures, glowing

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owls, just a lot of reallycool things. And the parade starts lining
up at seven forty five pm ina dair park at Catherine. It's really
really cool. If you never seeyou check it out. It sounds amazing
and by the numbers. In Georgia, the most popular names have been released
by the Social Security Administration. Toppingthe list Noah and Olivia, Liam and
Ava, William and Charlotte, Elijahand Amelia and James and Emma, William

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and Charlotte. Get out of here, I know, right after the Royals.
That's what it sounds like. Slapin the face to America. Don't
you don't get to celebrate Fourth ofJuly anymore if you know your chill out
of here. No, yeah,you're the loser on that one. We
get to celebrate in your face.All right, let's play the eight second
bull ride chance at Guenett. Striper'stickets for their salute are armed Forces four

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or four seven four one ninety fournine. We'll do it next. Mood
Kimmy and Otis. You guys areso funny. Good morning, ride so
much better. Georgia's number one forNew country four point nine. The bull
saddle up and hold on. Here'sthe eight second bull ride with Mood,
Kimmy and Otis on ninety four pointnine the Ball. The Greene Stripers take

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on the Durham Bulls next Friday Night, supporting and celebrating the art armed services
folks for to play the bull Ride. Otis, who do we got Michael
and Winder ready for the weekend?You got any big plans? Oh?
No, just working. I gotto hit me too, I got braves
games all weekend. Yeah, Otisis working up the courage right now because
at eight thirty he's gonna try toeat twenty four mini pickles in a minute

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to break the Guinness World record.So we can do it. Yeah.
See you look at that stretching.I appreciate the confidence. Man. Well
that's what the eight second bull Rideis gonna have to do with today.
While we prep, we're gonna givea category. You gotta name four things
inside that category as fast as youcan in an under eight seconds to beat
the clock out. Okay, okay. The category today for foods that you're

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pretty sure you could pull off againstworld record eating because you love them that
much. For foods you think youcould break a world record with eating.
Fock is set and go doll pizza, Hamburger Bis biscuits is gonna be hard,
though, because it's so thick,and I feel like they expand,

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like biscuits are, like feel likethey're compressed. You. You'll feel like
the biscuit container after you pop itopen, after you eat a bunch of
any bread, any kind of bread, carp thing from I feel like the
biscuit container popping open every time Itake my pants off at one time.
That's a pretty big feed in itself. I like it, all right.

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Congratulations on the same, got striper'stickets. You're gonna go to Salute the
Armed Forces night next Friday. Butwhen they play in the Durham Bulls great
nights with fireworks and everything, sowelcome. Can I break the world record?
I'm gonna find out eat thirty itshuge? Twenty four mini pickles in
a minute is the minimum? Otis? All right, it's Mutkimmy and Otis.

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We are getting ready right now,Otis, how do you feel?
Do you feel confident You've got uh, twenty four mini pickles to hit the
record in a minute? And thenI put some extra pickles because that's how
confident I am that you're gonna dothis. The only way you can go
into something like this is confidence.So I'm one hundred percent in. I
think I've got a strategy. We'regonna go two at a time, and
uh do my best. I lovepickles, but these smells super. They

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taste really good. I did prettypicklely. All Right, we've got a
countdown timer. I'm gonna get readyto go, Otis. I'm gonna cue
you eat Gherkins pickles. The worldrecord they're supposed to be twenty four that
I eat. I've got about thirtysomething here from records record twenty three,
got hit twenty four. Let mehit the ready three two one go.

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He's going Is it hard? Areyou struggling a little bit? I think
they're a little bit more difficult tochew and crunch. You can catch all
this video on Instagram shortly once weget it up. Okay, all right,
we are seconds in already. Yougotta eat him a little faster.
You just got a stuff handful,go crunch. I feel like I can
see the optimism fading from him.You might don't give up, Otis,

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Do you not give up all?We're gonna gi him a second to start
choking these down. We're gonna findout in six minutes with not Otis.
Oh my gosh, do we havelike CPR folks? Ready do we have
coming up? Don't go anywhere.We're gonna find out if Otis can break
this recording. He's picking up thebase. He's picking up the base out

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of breath. Right now, it'smoot, Kimmy and Otis. We are
witnessing an attempted history. Why areyou out of breath? I support my
friends. I want him to winthis Guinness record. How are we doing
here? Let's get back if we'rein the splash zone here smelling very pickly,
thirty tracking to my fore end.There it was hard. He's munching.

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I know the confidence is fading.Oh if you could do it?
Oh wow, he's only got sixgive me where are we at on the
timer? Ten seconds? Ten seconds? Ten nine? Hey seven, it's
over my mouth. He tapped out, Wow, oh you only did one

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bowl. I'm I'm not gonna sayI told you so, but I'm really
glad. I bought all the Gherkinspickles at the one Walmart indicator that had
him, just in case he wasgonna hit thirty. I thought you could
do it twenty fourth ridiculous. Doyou think she wasn't chewing? Do you
think she's just swallowing him whole There'sno way that the sauce hits to the

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back of your and just makes youwant to throw up. Your eyes are
watering. Really, can you geta good shot of his eyeballs right now?
His eyes are so red? Thereis something some people weren't considering,
and it was like, whatever isin the juice? Well, the consistency
is hard. And I don't eventhink I got eight because I'm still doing
on the last two. So sixis all I officially had. Well,

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we'll give you credit for six anda half. Also, we need a
record, Otis can break. Hitus in the iHeart talk back. Hold
on the microphone down, Otis.We are just continues. We are gonna
get you a Guinness World record.Didn't know what. I'm glad we didn't
nail it on the first time.Then this whole bit wouldn't be fun and
it wouldn't be as painful for you, and it's funny for us. Hey,
I got pickles out of It's gonnabe walking that one off for a

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few minutes. Oh yeah, thatwas really underwhelming. I'm like kind of
shocked. I didn't think you weregoing to do it, but I didn't
think it was gonna be that badeither. I didn't get my hold my
Beer Hall the Fame moment. Checkin on him today at the Braves game.
They're playing the Mariners seven o'clock tonight. Hashtag fine Braves Otis. He's
gonna be struggling a little bit fromthose pickles. No, don't get too
close though, because you're still gonnahave pickle breath? Do I smell like

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pickles terribly? Four or four sevenfour one ninety nine. It's the Hold
My Beer Hall of Fame. Welove these stories on Friday. Tell us
the story in your life that topsthem all. Four or four seven four
one h ninety four nine. Thanksfor listening to move Kimmy and Otis in
the morning. I love your guysshow. Make our morning drive easier.
Stacy, You're amazing. Thank you. Hey, let's go ninety four point

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nine The Bowl ninety four point nine, the Bowl we love to celebrate on
Friday, the stories that make ourlives interesting. It's the Hold My Beer
Hall of Fame. Four or fourseven four one ninety four nine. Tell
us that story that tops absolutely allof them, just blow our minds alexis
from Gainesville. It's the hold myBeer Hall of Fame. What story you
have you think tops them all?And I guess yours is a hilarious or

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just a hilarious mistake. Oh man, it could be a little bit of
both. I was going on aspring break trip with my girls to Panama
Cities and I need it to bewex and I was too cheap dead I
used the neres. I've never donethis before. I thought I had to
correct one, but obviously I didnot, and I had a horrible skin
yet. Yeah, nar will burnyourself. I've used it before. Have

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you tried it? Yeah? Back, No, I prefer to permanently laser
myself off. So that sounds terrifying. No, it's amazing. Hair removal
should be left strictly to the professionals, I agree, But you're right old
school in there. What's in that? What's got to be in there to
just kill your hair immediately? AndI know now they make gentler concoctions,

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but see, that's terrifying, terrible. You have to have something that's gentler,
because then, like you said,what was in it before. There's
nothing like being on vacation and you'vegot a weird rash in an awkward place
for everybody at the pool to see. It doesn't make them look at you
weird at all, right, theydefinitely do. I'll tell you this much
though. If I'm your dad andyou're going to spring Break with a horrific

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rash, you're burning down. I'mlike, all right, you know nothing's
going on down there. Better comingback from bring break with a weird rash
straight. You brought rash to thebeach. Thanks, Alexis. I hope
you're having a great Friday. It'sMootkimmy and otis here on George's number one
for New Country ninety four point nine. The Bill Morgan Mania your first keyword
of thirteen coming up at nine thirtythis morning. Get yourself those floor seats

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for those shows in November at TruestPark on Fridays. It's the Hold My
Beer Hall of Fame. That's howwe like to close out our week.
Here in the best stories the storeyou have that tops all the stories that
you've ever heard. This one fromthe iHeart Talk Back. It is Harry
in Noonan and apparently his uber driverwho had a little bit of an issue
with a passenger. I had alipped pickup one time, about fifty miles

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altogether, and the young man fellasleep almost immediately in my car. So
I thought was kind of strange,like a twelve year old looking kid,
but he was probably in his twenties. So I had to wake him up,
and I got him out of mycar, and I look in my
mirror, and all of a sudden, it's pink flash goes by my door,
and it happens to be a womanchasing him down the sidewalk and a
pink skirt. She had a knifelike Myers movies. Now he had no

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problem getting away. I did takea picture of her and yelled out the
window, Hey, what are youdoing. She's like, mind your business.
I just gave him a ride.I actually called the authorities just to
be on the up and up,because it was her account. She knew
when he would show up, andshe went out the door with a knife,
ready to give him a little bitof a stab. I mean,
shocking for that guy, but evenworse shocking for the guy that just woke

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up in the back seat as awoman chasing him with a knife. Okay,
do you stay and watch though?Because I think I would. I
roll up my windows, locked thedoors, and you can't just leave right?
Yeah, for the likes mane whereis crazy? And dropped his get
off to his own murder? Ninetyfour point nine. The Bowl goes down
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If you don't have tickets, youcan get him at the box office.
You'd also hang out with Kimmy Krubeand I at the Euclid Avenue Yacht
Club. Yes, I have alittle beer before the show, getting her
pregame on. Show starts at seven. It's the whole My Beer Hall of
Fame. Tell us that story thatany story you got, I'm on this.
Come on and Charlie and Lawrenceville yourwhole My Beer Hall of Fame story
that when the tops of them allcould have got you arrested. Hey,
listen, n you guys will believethis. But I actually ska to the

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Rolls Ball in California that college football. Yeah, bought me a security outfit
like from a Halloween story. Yeah, just a general security outfit. I
didn't know it's gonna be disease guys, I'm kind of work. My security
suit was not even the same colorand my land it was just a change.

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Okay. I didn't even have anidea and it was clear you to
see right through. Nobody was payingNo. I think it was my confidence,
Guys. I think the way Iwalked in, I love got belong
there, and I watched the wholekay from the fields was the greatest experience
I've ever had. Now, don'ttell my girlfriend that, because I told
her I was somewhere else. Butalso she'd probably take offense to the greatest

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experience part. What about when wehad our kids close second? Yeah,
we're gonna go with that. ButI couldn't believe that it was so so
easy. But my friends, youdon't say that before you doctor to do
it. But I made it happen. So you showed them the pictures from
the sideline like here, Oh,yes, you better believe it. I
actually wouldn't live. Hey, alot of man that you can pull off

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a lot with a little bit ofconfidence in the lanyard. You better believe
it. All right, we're gonnatry to do that, otis we men?
Let's you can sneak into the biggestevent this year. Move Kenny and
otis your new Bull morning show.Thank you for all you doing the morning
while I listen you guys every morningon my way to world. Thank you
guys so much. I love y'all. Ninety four point nine The Ball ninety

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four point nine The Ball. Makesure you catch our podcast every day.
Um you can get that on thefree I Heeart radio app. You can
also see if otis if you getthat podcast. Broke the record for pickle
eating today. Ye fill in sometype of way at my stomach thanks to
those pickles. Earlier on the show, we talked about having like weird ways
you sleep. You know. Wehad a caller that slept head defeat with

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his fiancee, Chris from from Morville. UM otis, good morning, Gunner
for the weird sleeping. Yeah,do you sleep in a weird way?
Gunner? Sometimes I sleep stars?How do you balance like that? I
have no idea? What does yourmom think when you do that? It
was a little crazy? Yeah,so he sleeps sitting upwards sometimes? Is

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that not like weird? You outa little? Oh so much? So
you'll wake up and you just likeI'm me sitting just straight up into I've
seen way too many horror films forthat. I littlegit walked into my oldest
doing that one time, and Ididn't even want to go near him.
I was like, I know howto say, yeah, I've already seen
it, especially if you have likea crib camera, and I'll turn that

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thing on, and the crib cameraslike the lights. They light up their
eyes all crazy, and once Iturn it on and he was just staring
straight at the camera as, ohmy god, he's got laser. Weake
crib camera. We used to haveit pointed on and would apparently hold the
last image that it saw, andone time it was his face, and
when I turned it back on,his face just popped up in the screen.

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Eyebout came out of my seat.I was like, I can't again.
They're stand there your new Bull Morningshoe. Y'all are a blast and
love to keep Annie good moon mood, Kimmy and otis ninety four point nine The Bull