The Wild Secrets we Keep

Episode Transcript

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Ninety four point nine the ball It'smood, Kenny, I notices five second
songs? How fast are you?One of the best shows of the year.
Cody Johnson coming into Kannesas State inJune. I want to get you
in otis who's playing? Good morning? Cheryl and Dallas and Jason from Leesburg
with Brian's old hometown. How areyou guys go to work? All right?

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You guys sound like battlers. Soyou're gonna go head to head in
five seconds songs? Who can identifythe song? I'm about to play the
fastest for Cody Johnson tickets. Okay, all right, all right, so
you run the line first, Cheryl, what do you want to wager under
five seconds? Oh? What amI doing? You guess? Under five
seconds? How fast you can?Oh? Okay? Three? Like it?

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Like that middle ground? Jason,you think you can do it in
two or less? Or do youwant to let her try it? Three?
Let's let her try it? Okay. This is somebody that Cody Johnson
has worked with on a song.See if you can pick it out in
three seconds? Cheryl? Who isthe songs called? I forget the name

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of the song? Oh? No, okay? The name of the song.
Oh, I can't down. Imean, I know the song,
but I just can't remember it.He gets all five seconds. Jason,
here we go. Jason, doyou know the name of the song?

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Is it fancy? Oh? No, Georgia is in the title? Anybody
first one to guess Georgia? Thatwas Jason? That was Jason. Yeah,
good job, man, I couldn'ttell. I thought was a tie.
No, Jason, I know thatone. Nice Jason. You've got

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the tickets to Cody Johnson when hecomes to Kannesesau State in June. Sorry,
Cheryl, thanks for playing along withus. You had the artist,
not the title. You're right,Thank you. Thank your good job.
Jason. It's gonna be an awesomeshow. You're going, man. Congratulations.
We appreciate you always listening man andbeing a part of the show.
We all. I appreciate you alltoo, man. Thank you. Coming
up in just a few minutes,The Painter by Cody Johnson and spring Breaking

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parents that lost their children going onthe Can't Fix Stupid List at seven fifty
five. Thanks for listening to moveKimmy and Otis in the morning. I
have been great. Love waking up, driving thirty thirty five minutes. Do
you guys every morning? Ninety fourpoint nine The Ball, Yeah, you
can't fix stupid. Proven it withmood Kimmy and Otis on ninety four point
nine The Ball. Every day wedo the Lord's work twice and play two

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different stories for you at six fortyand seven to fifty five of some stupid
dummies doing stupid stuff. It's can'tfix stupid, Otis who we got a
Georgia couple. They got two wastedon spring break that they lost their children
with the ocean right in front ofthem. They're on the beach. Great
going on the Can't Fix Stupid listand arrested. Alyssa Langley and Timothy Stevens
both arrested after body camp fage release. The police officers walking up to them

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on the beach completely passed out frombeing drunk. They had to yell at
them seven different times, hey sir, ma'am, Wake up, ma'am sir.
Once they he kind of came toand he's doing the like, oh
god, sorry man. They weresuper confused. Yeah, he goes,
do you know where your children are? Sir? And the guy quickly's looking

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scanning the ocean, looking around thebeach, starts walking off, yelling their
names. Yeah, it's awful.I mean, at least he remembered he
had kids there, because it couldhave been a trick question like where are
your kids? Somebody clearly saw thatthey had kids or were definitely passed out
and those kids were not there anymore. Well, the police had the kids.
He was just trying to find outhow aware they were that they were

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in a pool, unsupervised at ahotel about a blockdown. And uh,
that's what he said to the guyfinally, and he said, turn around,
put these handcuffs on to both ofthem, the wife and the husband
who started fighting on the body cam. Who's gonna bail us out? What
are we gonna do? Where arethe kid's gonna be? Those are important
questions asked, valid maybe not thetime. That's when Timothy had the extra

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genius idea to take off running inthe handcuffs, because that's gonna help.
You ever see a drun guy runninghandcuffs on a beat in sand very long
as you can expect face concrete.If you look at his mugshot, which
you could see at kimmi Otis onInstagram Stories full road rash from his mouth
to his eyeball because he face plantedwhile running, and then the police officer,

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can we get an ambulance down here? You can hear the exhaustion in
his voice. Idiots, And soif you watch the body camp foota,
it's really funny. So they're notthey're not actually married yet they're engaged,
and so he's not technically like he'sa guardian, but he's not the parent.
And she's looking at him going likeI'll kill you. I'm going to
kill you like she's yelling at him, and then he had like on his
face, you look like he hemakes a decisions like I gotta do something

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and makes it like eight feet wow. We'll share the bodycam footage too at
kimy Otis on Instagram. But youcan't fix dumb parents, and you absolutely
they can't fix stupid people. Goa little less hard if you've got kids
on what are the chances they stillget married? Zero zero thirty four point

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down the ball. We got theheadlines eight ten right now with Kimmy Karuba.
If you are planning a trip thissummer, I'll tell you what you
need to know before you schedule anything. In just a minute. But first,
there's a new water park coming toLake Lanier, fins Up water Park
at Margaritaville. The main attraction isgoing to be Apocalypso, which is a
massive four hundred and eighteen foot ride. It'll be Georgia's first ever water slide

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coaster is what they're calling you.I've been over there, so washing them
build it like it's going up rightnow. It's going to be awesome.
They say. There's also going tobe three additional water slides, new cabanas
and more so it sounds like it'sgoing to be fun. Not sure with
the history of Lake Lanier, Iwould have gone with Apocalypso. Yes,
stuff right, fun ride, You'renot going to die on? Right?

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That's really yeah, totally peaceful,in sync with the land. So as
Kelsey is and talks to host acelebrity focused reboot of Are You Smarter Than
a Fifth Grader? On Amazon PrimeVideo? A little risky because you know,
athletes, some of them are acceptedinto the entertainment circles, some aren't.
Again, anytime you have to reboota show doesn't necessarily mean it's like

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a huge success, but they arereally counting on the interest around him with
Taylor Sweat. Also, he's gota good way of laughing at himself because
he's not like he'll laugh. He'snot a terribly smart dude, Like he's
not a genius. So I feellike if you have kids on there that
are smart, it'll be funny seenkind of this big athlete, like just
acknowledging that he's kind of done.True, But how do you follow up
Jeff Foxworthy of that? You know, it's hard. That's gonna be hard.

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So if you are planning a tripthis summer, I always was under
the philosophy that if you're going tobook travel, like specifically on an airplane,
the earlier you get your ticket thebetter. That may not be true.
They're saying that if you're booking adomestic flight more than five months out,
it's a mistake. Oh yeah,for sure, because they don't know
what the prices are gonna because thosethings move on algorithms, right, So

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if you are going international, betweentwo and seven months is best. But
if you are going to be goingdomestically, you should really be just looking
less than five months. At therate we're going out, planes doors falling
off and wheels playing. I hadto wait till the week before because that's
some sort of weird thing that happens, which A means you don't want to
go right or B means that everyone'slike, I'm not flying and then not

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on that plane and she took it. Yep, that's true. You need
a good travel agent. My wifehas been doing that recently. She's good
at it. A nice plug bookme on the flights where the door just
fell off last week and they boltedback on and no one wants to do
on this The Headlines with Kii Krubevery day at sixteen and eight ninety four
point nine The Bulls Mood Kimmie,Oh, thanks for being here with us
this morning. Yesterday we played thison the show and we got some talk

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backs about it. A guy onTikTok stitched somebody who asked what makes marriage
hard and one hundred percent agree,having three of them explain to me what
you mean by a marriage is hard. It's the children. The children make
it hard. I can't make ithard. The almost constant added pressure of
like small humans demanding your attention andtime and energy. It's just heart.
That doesn't mean parenting isn't worth.It doesn't mean you shouldn't have kids.

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I mean I hate having kids.I am just saying it's hard. The
kids are what makes it hard.TJ leftists on our talk back one of
our moot kimmiotis family members. That'sthe little microphone on our free iHeartRadio app.
Hey guys, it's TJ. Y'allare talking about the kids, right
and learning to talk and all thatbit. My grandson EJ is three,

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so he's just starting to learn hiswords. He's got like fourteen of them
in his arsenal and he'll say themall and you're supposed to figure out what
he really wants. Like he'll walkup and he'll go Bob Bob, sharandwich
icy blue triangle one two three ab fire truck, woo woo, And
that means something like, Hey,I'm kind of hungry, can you give

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me a piece of chicken? Imean that made sense to me. It's
true though, like parents only understandwhat their little kids on their first one
need to talk, Like you're theonly ones that get that one special legs.
My one year old thinks he's gotlike a magic spell where he can
put his hands out like ugh,and like pick me up. But he'll
be in the stroller crying and thenall of a sudden stop crying. But
then you're like, no, I'mnot just gonna pick that. He goes

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back to cry. Kids. Theymake marriage hard. We can all agree.
I think it's moot. Kimmy andOtis, Do you prescribe to the
inbox zero method? And that issomebody who make sure that they never Otis,
You're very good at this, makesure that they never have unread stuff.
They get anxious when they have thingsthat are unread and unreplied. Do

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you're speaking my language. I haveto have a clean inbox or I can't
go about my day. I justthe unreads and the things like that.
It just eats me up. It'slike a notification on my phone. Yeah,
I am not like that with textmessages, I am. But with
emails no, I have thousands ofunread emails. I'm not like that on
either. I have seventy unread textsand sixteen hundred unread emails. But they

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say psychologists are saying that it isa huge anxiety relief, even people who
don't even know that it's affecting thembecause at a certain point time, the
number gets so big where you're like, yeah, right, Mike, I'll
never get there, never gonna getto that. So they say it's important
to do to stay on it everyday. They said Mondays is the most
difficult day for inbox zero people becauseyou get back in the office and you're
like, come on, everybody.But I have a challenge for people.

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Kimmy, I have a challenge foryou. Otis this probably wouldn't be that
interesting for you. The hashtag oldestemail challenge oldest email. You gotta go
to your email, and I wantyou, I want everyone to do this.
Go to your email you haven't reador it's totally unread email, your
oldest unread email. And I hitus on that. iHeart talkback, hold
the micro now, tell us whoit's from, and tell us how you
replied to it. You gotta replylike you just figured out, like you

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just like you just realized it.So I went back in my Gmail account
and I have an email from Januarytwenty, twenty twelve. Why you win.
This email is from a friend ofmine named Michael, when I was
living in Los Angeles and he wastrying to get extras for a Jason Mara's
music video and they were looking forguy dad with a baby. I'm going

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to reply to this email twelve yearslater and let him know that I have
a baby if you still shoot thatbrass music video and I want to see
how, and I'm not going toacknowledge that it's late. I'm just like,
yeah, buddy, this sounds awesome. No, okay, wait,
my oldest one, I must havecleared this out back in twenty twenty one.

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This was I was looking for anapartment in a different stage. Should
I still respond I'm interested? Okay, definitely, yeah, thank you,
and don't even acknowledge it's coming late. That is the oldest email challenge.
Hit us on iHeart talk back andlet us know who was from and what
you replied back. And then Ithink it'll be funny when they think you're
a crazy person. They're like,this is doesn't even exist anymore. You

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guys win. My oldest is fromyou Brian on February twenty second, twenty
twenty four. Doesn't wrong to me, as if you just got to see
what I say back, It's moot, Kimmy and otis what secret did you
keep from family friends? Was verylike something you had to keep and what
happened when you told him or didit back far in your four O four
seven four one zero ninety four nine. Kimmy's in the middle of a situation.

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My sister's sister in law got secretlymarried, didn't tell anybody, and
this was at the end of December. She just told her mom and it's
a disaster. Now. I don'tknow why I tell drama fuels like it's
their information. Like if you're gettingmarried to somebody, you wouldn't be hurt
if Stella got married and didn't tellyou. Oh, I was hurt that

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my niece got married. I foundout on Facebook, so I get it.
But also it's really none of mybusiness. If they just want to
go do it wells Otis would havethat man killed if somebody stell if his
daughter got married. You didn't askme. Oh, we got a lot
of things to cover. When Igot married the first time years ago,
it was kind of on a whim, total terrible decision, and we I

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didn't tell my mom. My momfound out on Facebook, and I can
see how mad she was. Butthen when I explained the circumstances about how
much it was a terrible idea.Then she was like, I'm glad he
didn't tell me. I would beif you that you I knew, I
would have been more in more trouble. Uh, it's like asked for forgiveness
and set of permission. Yeah,still was a bad situation. I don't
know. It's causing so much dramathat neither of them might not show up

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to my sister's baby shower. Now, wow, this is yeah, really
really bad. You guys. Youdon't want them there anyway? No,
I really, But if they doshow up, film it. Oh,
you know, we can put itonline, get those clicks in those views.
What was the family secret you heldclose to vest? You didn't tell
anybody? Uh? And then theyfired up for their anger because they were
so upset. Four O four sevenfour one zero ninety four nine ninety four

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nine The ball You guys, y'allare great. Save us as your favorites.
Put us right in your favorites onyour phone. I just did.
Probably, Oh you should probably stable. Then you should probably leave you George's

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number one from your country ninety fourpoint nine. The Bulls Moot, Kimmy
and Otis. That is a fittingsong for when you're keeping a secret of
family drama and everybody finds out,I you should probably just take off.
I'll probably probably I should probably go. It's moot, Kimmy and otis what
secret have you been keeping or hadto keep for a long time when it
comes to like family or you knewsomething it was a secret, marriage,

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secret, divorce? Hit us upfour O four seven four one zero ninety
four nine, or you can.Here's some iHeart talkback a little micront of
the free iHeartRadio app. This oneis from Kelly and Stockbridge. Her and
her brother have been keeping a secretabout the past of her now husband.
My brother. He was actually lockedup for criminal activities and he became friends

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with my husband, and I juststarted writing him as a friend because I
didn't want to test the waters atfirst. I just wanted to be friends
with people. And then he gotout on December first of twenty nineteen and
met me at church and he camesurprised me, met my daughter and everything,
and we've been married to September twentysixth, at twenty twenty, and

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we also had a son. ThenJuly at twenty twenty two. He changed
his world. It's like a wholethree sixty and it's a better person now,
So I'm proud of you. Nobodythe family knows about the where they
actually met, which happened to youwhen her brother was in jail for criminal
activities and so was her husband.You know, details, they don't really
matter, right, Okay? Withthat? Your past doesn't define you,
Jailly ninety four point now and theBoltanks are spending your Wednesday morning with us.

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It's moot, Kimmy and Otis.Have you ever missed any of the
show? Catch the entire thing ondemand on the free iHeartRadio. App Earlier
in the show, we had anintervention and it was basically Mark roommate.
Mark lied about everything he knew howto do DIY style and he did not
know anything. What was the quote, If you don't di y, you're
b ye Ca from Atlanta, Goodmorning, I'm Otis. What's the roommate

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you had? That was just absolutelyterrible. I was in college or I
was a competitive cheerleader in college andwe had a cod team and my roommate
was flirting with a guy on theteam but had a boyfriend and she would
keep me up all night long onthe phone with her boyfriend, crying and
whatever all the time every night.Well, her boyfriend came up to visit

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her, and she walked into thebathroom and he looked at it and he
goes, is she cheating on me? And I totally wratted her out and
it ended up backfiring on me andhe trashed our dorm room broke up after
it. Also, sometimes if likesomeone asked you a question you weren't prepared
for it. You know you havea big secret, your face will tell
everything, right. I mean,I don't think I really didn't have the

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intention. It just kind of happened, and she had gotten me to that
point where I just couldn't take itanymore because I couldn't sleep. Ever,
he broke pictures. There was glasseverywhere. Yeah. Yeah, but it's
so exhausting to have a human thatis just pouring their emotions onto you about
something. But you know, likea secret of theirs where you're like,

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you can't care that much you're hookingup with this other guy. Yeah,
but also you come home in itevery day. They're on the phone for
forever, fighting and crying and upthe night. I mean, we had
practice at five am, and I'mlike, girl, you have got to
give it up. I can't evenlike keep my own lives straight. How
am I going to keep yours?Right? Yeah, it's brutal. No,

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I just will let y'all know thatI switched the iHeart Radio at ninety
four point nine, and now Ican listen to y'all anytime I want you