Thrown Out of the Arena in front of 30k People

Episode Transcript

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George Countries, Jayson now Dean.He's gonna be part of our iHeart Country
Music festival in Austin, Texas.You're listening for Old Diggin just after eight
o'clock for your shot to go afterthat festival and hang out with us in
Austin, Texas. We gotta ticketsto Cody Johnson. Every day this week
at seven thirty, otis who dowe got? April Landar'sville, Good morning
to you, Good morning doing wonderfuland we're gonna play a little game with

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you, so hopefully your day getsjumped off in the right way with some
Cody Johnson tickets. Yes, we'regonna give you a multiple choice. These
are real headlines from Florida. Youjust gotta give us your best guess to
what the answer is to finishes theheadline. Okay, okay, Florida man
pulled a gun on a drive throughworker because A they told him to pull
forward, please sir. B.They forgot his cream at Starbucks the humanity

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or c they were just too slow. I'm gonna go with me. Yeah,
they forgot the cream and could youyou don't mess with someone's it's aggressive.
You wanted to put the cream inyourself. Sometimes. One place I
would never want to work as Starbucksbecause those people have not had their coffee
yet. Right, it was scary. I worked at Starbucks before an opening
and there's some people waiting outside.Those are the scary one. I worked

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at Starbucks and you ordered something complicated. I just say no, no,
no, no, All right,there's one. Let's get the second one.
Florida man mauled on Sunday by hispet. What which he previously said
was like a son to me?Was it a is pet tiger? B
his pet? Mini hippo or seean eagle? Yes, hippo. He

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can get a mini hippo. Hipposare supposed to be really mean, right,
they are all very mean. Theykill more people than lions do in
Africa. That's crazy. Really nota great pet, that's what we're saying
here. But of course it happenedin Florida. A nice job. You
got two out of quo. Yes, So you're going to Cody Johnson.
He's coming to Kanasas State here ina little bit. And you were in
for that show. Okay, thanky'all, so very welcome. Now we've

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all been rickrolled before, right,you know, when somebody hits you with
that song out of Nowhere, butone woman made it a permanent fixture on
her body. Can't fix stupid?Seven fifty five mood Kimmy and otis,
I have a fantastic day. Needto charge everyone, Georgia's number one for

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new country. Yeah, you can'tfix stupid. Proven it with mood Kimmy
and Otis on ninety four point ninethe ball every day. We don't fix
stupid twice for your entertainment at sixforty and another story at seven fifty five,
otis, who do you got whenyou permanent stamp this on your body?

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I just rickrolled everybody, and Ilove that you did. That's the
whole joke with a woman named Sailor. Sailor Jupiter tattooed that song and video
on her body because of the jokethat her friends love to have with a
rickroll each other in different times.That means you just kind of bombarred somebody
with that song out of Nowhere,and she wanted to one up everybody by

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tattooing a QR code on her armso that when you scan it it plays,
it actually works. Yes, Wow, that's an impressive tattoo artist.
She said, people are obsessed withit. People will always be like,
what's that code, and then theywant to scan it with their phones and
she never tells them until they justget that. That is really funny,
Actually, isn't it weird? Thatis the obsession with Rick Astley that he

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doesn't look like he should be singinglike that. Probably you see him and
he looks like somebody who like gotstuffed in lockers in high school, and
he's got this voice that's like socopying. How has that come out of
that guy? The unfortunate part isthat no QR code lasts forever and tattoos
kind of fade and drop, soeventually you can be able to get Rickledes.
It just be a black square onher arm. You can't like change

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your body in any way. Butshe's got tattoos everywhere, so that one's
not any different, and it's hilarious. It's not shocking that it's on someone
named sailor Jupiter. No, right, But that's not even the weirdest part
of the story. It's that whatyour name is, sailor Jupiter? So
if you ta tattoo a Rick rollon your body, you can't fix stupid

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or genius, whichever way you wantto. I feel like that's genius.
Yeah, nice way to get backat friends sport. It's moot. Kimmy
and otis who got the six oreight ten headlines? Right now with Kimmy
Kruba. I'll tell you about thebittersweet news with Toby Heath in just a
minute. But first, new researchhas found that listening to certain artists can
actually make you a better driver.This study that was done by Auto Trader
found that Drake, Ariana Grande andEminem make you better drivers just they basically

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had them driving on the road andit was their hazard perception that they're saying,
so they were more focused and thatkind of thing is how they were
judging it. Really, Cody Johnsonmakes me drive faster so you can Yeah,
right, you're like got time towaste right now? Life is slipping
away from me. I think theyneeds to redo this with some country artist

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because I didn't see any on thelist. Unfortunately, there's some a lot
of aggressive Eminem rap. I know. That's why I was surprising. Maranned.
If you're really focusing on the lyrics, maybe you're not paying attention to
everybody cutting you off on the freeway. So I feel like once you do
notice it, he's gonna be realangry. Yep, Okay. So his
ninety first birthday is just around thecorner on April twenty ninth, and you
can call this a celebration if youwill. Willie Nelson is said to release

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his seventy fifth studio album, TheBorder at the end of May five.
That's got to be something. Holdon, No. Seventy five is just
his solo studio albums. It's gonnabe his one hundred and fifty second career
album in total, which is insanenumbers. Third that's a couple of year,
like he is seventy ninety one.That's wild, so wild. So

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this is like happy and sad atthe same time. Toby Keith has been
announced as a member of the CountryMusic Hall of Fames Class of twenty twenty
four, an amazing honor. Unfortunately, we all know that he passed away
on February fifth. He was tofind out that he was going to get
this on our February sixth, that'swhen the deadline and all the votes came
in, So everyone at the CMASdidn't even know until the day, But

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what an incredible honor in memoriam,and the guy absolutely deserves to be in
that Hall of Fame above a lotof people. It's kind of shocking that
he wasn't already for all the contributionsin terms of both on the music side,
but then starting labels, music labelsthat launched. He helped launch the
career of Taylor Swift, which iscrazy. All the accolades that Toby Keith
gets this year, all the peopledoing tributes and stuff, I'm here for

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it. Definitely missed you, Toby. That's the Headlines with Kimmi Karuba presented
by Cool Rain Carry returned to theExperts. Background band Chicken Fried here on
George's Ember one for New Country ninetyfour point nine in the Bull Friday,
we're dropping a brand new iHeart Countryworld premiere of Zach Brown Bands. Get
ready for that. Earlier in theshow, we were talking about dating red
flags, extreme ones. A womanon like a first date kind of went

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into the guy's house and he hadpictures of her from Instagram all over the
walls. So creepy, super creepy. This is from the Ihea Our talk
back. This is Molly in Dallasabout something that should have been a red
flag what she did in the carwhile her her date went to use the
bathroom, but they powered through it. I was a single mom. I
had a four year old daughter andwe had gone through the drive in to

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see a kid's movie. He waslike, you know, I'm gonna go
to the restroom. Okay, fine, Well she was asleep in the back
seat, so he got up,left the car, went to the restroom.
I was dying to go to therestroom, but I didn't want to
say anything. I'm like, whatdo I do? What do I do?
I had a giant soft drink,jumped it out. I'm sitting in
the seat of the car. Bythe time I got the curtain key in
the cup. He comes back tothe car and he was like, I'm

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gonna I'm gonna give you a minute, and he walked out of the car
like okay, I said in thecup holder, I get my pants up.
We got engaged six months later.We've been married for twenty years.
I mean, that's yeah, that'sa that's a go getter right there,
and that's when you know she's theone. I did not believe that.

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You're like, oh, is goingto save us so much time on the
road trips because you can never claimthat you need to go to the bathroom
and I need to stop her.Now, Really, what about that first
date when you don't want to leavethe car and leave your daughter in there?
By most guys, you mean me. I meet the GPS forever.
You can catch up anything you misson the show, always with a free

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iHeartRadio app to take us everywhere andhit that talk back mic just like she
did ninety four point nine. TheBolts Moot Kimmy and otis with you.
I'm Brian Moot today on the commentssection. It's kind of a callback to
a story we had on Camp Fixed. Stupid thirty eight year old Billy Cool
from Glasgow, Scotland. Uh,just getting dunked on by the internet for
having the Willy Wonka experience. Yeah, and the experience was just a couple

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like cheap backdrops, little plastic toycandy, and people hated it like it
was a jumphouse. It was completelyempty, there was no interactive stuff at
all. The warehouse with very minimalthings in it made kids cry apparently,
is what he's saying. Is heran his story script for the experience through
ai AI punched it up and madeit all weird. That's what he's blaming

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for it, but he said Hetold Channel five News in Scotland that his
life has been turned upside down.My life has been ruined. I'm under
a microscope. People think I'm avillain. I'm devastating. I get a
sick part in the pit of mytummy. Oh really, the sickond part
in your tummy? Maybe not scampeople. Let's start there. So the

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comment section is on fire because you'rea grown man saying tummy, It's always
gonna go well for you. Harryand Knyer is the best part of the
story is that this guy is tryingto get the Internet to stop bullying him,
and then just when you start tofeel bad for me, uses the
word tummy, and then you goback to making fun of him. You're
like, oh, I feel alittle bad. Tummy. He's European.
I think they used tummy in it. The Internet does not care, and

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I hope think anybody who's thirty eightyears old should be referring to themselves as
tummy with a talking to their kidcalling in Sockbridge. If he thought his
life was ruined by a dollar storeWonka scam. Wait until he realizes that
crying in an interview about how yourwife and child are even making fun of
you plays on the internet. Ohno, she's left him. She just
can't be round. She's so embarrassed. She left him, Like you thought

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this was a good idea, reallydestroy his life. Jason in Atlanta,
This one's great. And Otis isright up your alley for the end of
the world. I feel like thisguy trying to blame AI for his terrible
Wonka story is exactly what's going toencourage them to start planning the end of
humanity. It's like, if you'regonna blame us already, then we're like

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at least gonna, you know,really do blame the robots. The robots
are coming for sure, and they'regonna start with the Wonka guy. Sounds
like yep, and his tummy.I can't take it seriously. In the
Pit of Mike, Tom comments sexthe internet can make you a hero or
a villain. It's moot, Kimmyand Otis, thanks for hanging out with

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us on your Tuesday. Have youever had a moment goo totally viral?
Whether it's on TV, but theinternet grabbed it good or bad. Maybe
you're proud of it, maybe lookat you like you. We just cringe
every single time you see it.Four oh four seven four one zero ninety
four nine. If you're on theworld stage in front of Ncuba fans.
One of our Bukimiotis family member isa good friend of the show. John
Yo, John. We got tohear the story you going viral on OutKick

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the coverage Auburn basketball game up twentyfive and the SEC tournament in Nashville and
being escorted out of the arena.Oh my god, it's too much fun.
So I actually had tickets in thethree hundred section and we were at
the game on Friday. We're sittingthere and we noticed that the front row

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is baked right behind the referees,and we're like, let's just go ahead
and try. What's the worst theycould, dude, kick you out.
That's where I need to be,right there, all the way down to
the front row, and we're rightbehind the referees and they're blowing the whistles
every freaking ten seconds they do areview. I'm like a BS call and

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I just stick my head like overhis head and into the camera, and
you know me like I would justdog custing home like bs call, I
mean, the officials are horrible.And then I told the rest he's blowing
the game and did the choke cymbaland a bit aggressive, you think,

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and that that was the final strawand he stopped the game and the ref
ejected me. I was just rilingup all our fans and it was just
you look crazy. I love onthe video I saw that was on Twitter.
Was you blowing kisses to Tennessee fansas you walked out? Oh my
gosh, I just love his boss. That's John Young. You are a

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legend in your own right. John. Yeah. Scrolling Twitter and you see
someone that you know, I'm like, that's John. I feel like you
guys could have predicted that if youwere to see something like that, it
would be John Though. Yeah,yeah, it was appreciate you. John
always got a good story. What'syours? Though? The moment you went
viral, maybe it was on theinternet, maybe it was on TV when

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you the News interviewed you something likethat. When was your moment of fifteen
minutes of fame? To go Goodor Bad? World? Four seven four
one zero ninety four nine, Kimmyand Otis, you guys did the only
things that help me get from Billricks A Doultonville every day ninety four point
nine in the bull Thanks for beinghere with us. It's moot, Kimmy
and Otis. Viral moments go goodor bad for you want to hear the
story? Four O four seven fourone zero ninety four nine Angela and Oxford,

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When did you have that fifteen minutesof fame? It didn't go so
well. I was in a Hawaiianchopmplate contest and I had someone come up
to me and ask me if Iwould mark to be a Miss soup crossed
at the you know stadium, andI'm God, that would be really cool,
you know, kind of get melike that. For I've never spoken
fin of people. I just dida few modeling jobs. So I got

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there. They tell me sponsors namesand everything said I was supposed to do
it, But when it came timefor me to thank all the sponsors,
I forgot them all. I'm lookingI'm in there looking at myself on that
big screen, and I was like, I thank y'all for coming. Otis.
I know that pain every time I'mon the braves Field, I'm like,

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please don't screw up saying something.You're on a jump, something's recording.
I did that on the last Idid that on the last Comic Standing
audition, like fifteen years ago.And I forgot all my jokes as soon
as I got on stage at theImprov in Hollywood, and I just left
and I was like, please don'tput that on TV. Please don't put
that on TV. Please don't putthat on TV. And what was so

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bad is that there was two ofthe writers had went to my high school,
so I actually had known them,you know what I mean? It
was that bad And I was like, everybody says that when you didn't really
that right, right? I wouldlike you to tell me it is terrible.
It's Bailey Zimmerman's rocking hard place.That might be exactly how you feel

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after you end up going viral doingsomething ridiculous. Smood kimmy Otis, I
want to say a big shout outto Amy, one of our kimy Otis
family member. She just showed upwith coffee, bagels and toys, toys
for the kids. You're incredible,Amy, you can help on that mic
right there and say he so welcome. Thank you. Do you have a
moment that went viral four four seven, ninety four nine or hit us on

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that iHeart talk back good or bad? Tell us what happened. And this
is Margaret and Dallas. And sheended up on the news in her pajamas.
About six years ago. I wassick. I worked at the public
elementary school up the street. Idon't like people who wear pajamas out in
public. It just drive me crazy. I stopped at Walmart and got some
call syrup. A car followed mefrom the Walmart and they shot at me

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eleven times and missed me. Thathit my car. I was on the
phone with the police and they weretalking to me. But there had been
a carjacking up the street at theconvenience store like three days before. So
there was a news crew there andthey heard it come over the intercome thing
as I shooting in progress a blockaway, and they started filming me in

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my pink fuzzy Asseca and she's stillmad about being in her big house coat
and she got shot at eleven times. I think it's part of the news
people's like resume. They got tofind the strangest people to interview in any
bad situation, like we do.They make the best interviews. They hit
my car with bullets, have bulletholes, But I'm still more mad about
being in my pajamas and public thatpeep of mine. Like had to be

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that moment, right, that's theone you want to put the news cameras
on a one for your country ninetyfour point now on the bullets, Moot
Kimmy Otis sanks for being here withus on your Tuesday morning. Did you
get thrown out of an NCAA basketballgame like our friend John Young by screaming
at the refs. Well, everythinglives on the internet now too, so
it happens once, but everybody seesit again. See the video on our
Instagram. Moot Kimmy Otis have beenblowing kisses to the Tennessee fans as you

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got thrown at as an Auburn fan. What's your moment that went iral?
Four O four seven four one zeroninety four nine hit that iHeart Talkback got
this from John Smith on the talkback. So I took my brother to a
game one time with for his birthdayand this guy hit a smoking hot foul
ball off to the third day side, and I stood up and my brother

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had been having some trouble with hisneck, and he took off work that
day to go with me, andI ended up catching this lacer uh and
and everybody they put us all onTV and my three or four people saw
us, and some people that wherehe worked were standing there, going,
hey, isn't that Hudson right there? Well, he's supposed to be going
to the car plussed. Maybe youripped the crotch of your pants in front

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of a crowd. I'm otis comboardingBill and palmetdow. Yeah, embarrassing,
embarrassing moment. Yeah, what didyou do? Bill? Well? In
high school? It goes back anumber of years. But in high school,
I played baseball and I was therather large guys six foot tall playing
first base, and you know,ground ball out to the infielder and where
they go throw it the first andwho's everybody gonna watch the first baseman?

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And I'm standing there and I stretchout, can't split. I just fell
right out. Wow. Oh yes, oh god, I couldn't move fast
enough to get off the field.You always have to think what happens fully?
Cow, I mean you know youkick foottholl, you stretch out,
you're pretty good your hearts and missstanding out there on the field, and

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all of a sudden, everybody seesyour bat right and it's not embarrassing.
You were new bull Morning Shows,great love, the stories, couldn't breathe
well, yeah, my fat nay. First day of spring though, doesn't
feel like it's walk up below freezingthis morning. It's moot, Kimmy and

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otis. Sometimes when you're scrolling throughTikTok Instagram, there's videos that just hit
you in the heart and you feelsome type of way, like especially when
somebody stitches tell me why marriage ishard, it's the kids. Explain to
me what you mean by marriage ishard. It's the children. The children
that you make it hard. Theymake it hard. I don't care how

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much. I don't care how muchyou love and care about somebody. When
you have the almost constant added pressureof like small humans demanding your attention and
time and energy, it is hardto be a good kind patient, loving
each hard. That doesn't mean parentingisn't worth. It doesn't mean you shouldn't
have kids. I mean I hatehaving kids. I am just as hard.
And then everybody's tired, everybody's frustrated. It's just harder. I don't

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know who you need to hear thattoday, but one hundred percent I got
three of them, and I canagree. I love that he slipped in.
I hate having kids. I hatehim kids. But you know what
I'm saying. Yesterday Ronan has fit. My one year old's figured out like
how to stick his fingers into thegarbage can lid, like the you know,
the worst stuff. And he keepspitching his fingers and then he cries,
Yeah, and he cries and hedoes it again. And I looked
right at him, and I waslike, you are makeing me question my

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own intelligence because I know you havemy genetics. I like, are you
embarrassing me? I like that?You think that's the hard part? Wait
untill they can talk. And youcan't have a full conversation with your wife
because every time you start to saya sentence, mom, Hey mom,
I was gonna tell you about myschool homework. Hey, hey mom.
Every time I think you think it'sfunny that your wife and my wife want

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to talk to us at all,the Oh I'm sorry, honey, I
gotta go. Oh, tell memore about your workday. Touche thanks for
listening to move kimmian Otis in themorning. I was a great love waking
up driving thirty thirty five minutes youout every morning. Ninety four point nine The Ball