Turning into a Russian Drug Mule on Spring Break

Episode Transcript

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Every day this week, we gottatake this forth to the Florida Food I
did it again. It's the GeorgiaFood and Wine Festival. Florida Food and
Wine vessel would be string cheese andbox line, maybe some spray cheese.
I love that song from Sam Hutto Outskirts Man singing along the whole time.
So we got all right, Heatherand Tom Andston Thomaston. All right,

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Heather, you're gonna play Finish theFlorida Man headline this morning, so
we can get you a little wineand some food. That's coming up a
Jim Aarrow Miller Park next weekend startsvery good. It's a multiple choice how
do you mean into the weirdest oneever? How'd you do on multiple choice
tests in high school? Alrighty right, I would be don't do that on

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this, but here we go.Florida man arrested for robbing a man after
he refused to a let him usehis cell phone, B buy him Wendy's
nuggets, or c give up hisspotted line. He wanted some nuggets really
bad. So you know what,if you ain't gonna get me some nuggets,
give me your wallet Wendy's nuggets likeforty nine cents. Yeah, that's

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right, it's something absurdly cheap.All right, good job. Florida man
throws this at officers following a shortchase. Did he throw a baby he
was holding gravel rocks he picked up? Or see his fast food? Oh
gosh, that's a good choice.Let's say he threw the baby, because

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we're talking about Florida here. Youare one hundred percent correct. This man
threw his baby at officer. Gotthey got to catch him. Maybe is
fine, the baby is find anofficer caught the baby. Yeah, he
didn't get hurt, and the manwas arrested for several more charges. You
got to make the baby out priorityin that situation, so idiot, all

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right. Last one, Florida manarrested for battery by this after he threw
it at his roommate and police gotcalled. Was it battery by batteries,
battery by cake, b or cbattery by pizza? Let's see this.
Battery by batteries. Yeah, itsounds hilarious. No, it was the

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most delicious battery by pizza that youcan think of. Pepperoni. I feel
like you should both go to jailfor that. Slapped with a slice.
Yeah, like that, you're wastingnine on one resources. That's true.
I thought that was just a easysituation usage. Nice job you got.

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You got two at three, soyou got festival. We got you some
passes. Okay, there's a prankwar going on in Alpharetta, and Alpharetta
police are calling a cease fire onthe war after the weapons chose to use.
Yeah, that's can't fix stupid sevento fifty five, y'all are as
your New Bull Morning Show, ninetyfour point nine this, Yeah, you

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can't fix stupid. Proven it withmood kimnyan Otis on ninety four point nine
the ball. Everywhere you turn,it seems like somebody doing something super dumb
and stupid. That's why we highlightthem for our own amusement. I can't
fix stupid Otis. Who do wegot? Alpharetta Junior Senior prank wars are
getting nine to one one calls becausethey're taken in a bit too far.
In Alpharetta police are asking for parents. Hope, aren't they doing this a

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bit early? You start on Aprilfirst. This is kind of an annual
thing. They do the prins Rat this time when you get out of
school. You guys are pranking peoplewhen everyone' getting ready for graduation and prom.
That's a bad time. You mayhave been victim to some of the
prank wars that have been happening ifyou live in that area. But police
are asking parents to have their kidsif you know they have an airsoft gun,
to not be rolling up to people'shouses and firing them off. They're

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busting in people's doors and firing offairsoft guns at their friends, and they
say dangerous. It sounds fun.We used to do it as kids too,
but we're out in the country.These are like little plastic babies,
not like Strada baby guns like airsoft, So they're supposed to be like you're
suposed to wear goggles and stuff withthem. They're nearly not expecting it.
And then somebody's barges in your house. Well, yeah, there's a lot
of reasons this is going to gobad. They're nearly identical to real firearms,

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So first off, you bust intosomebody's house with a rifle, you
might get a real rifle back tothe chest and that's going to be terrible.
Or if police show up and youhave an airsoft rifle. They're not
going to check to see if there'slittle bebies in it or if it's real
bullets. You're pointing it at that, you're also getting fired at nine one
one. Calls have kept coming inof people saying there's breaking and entering,
armed invasions happening, and that's whyAlpha read A police are getting involved to

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say, parents, you are thesafety net on this. If you know
they got that gun, have thespeech with them, tell them this is
not a smart idea, because youwant your son and daughters to come home
and don't be don't fall into thattrap of my son and daughter would never
do that, yes they would,but help them to come up with a
new prank. Right, So Ifeel like these kids are all missing the
definition of a prank. Right.It's funny, practical joke. It's not

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like I feared for my life.My grandfather sitting on the couch almost had
a heart attack because he thought wewere having a home invasion in the city
of Atlanta. Not a good idea, high schoolers, junior seniors, come
close here, go back to toiletpaper and somebody right eggs all that in
the car. You can't fix.Stupid. We want you all safe.

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Prank war is fun, also getfunnier, not make them dangerous as a
comedic. From a comedic expective,we're all very disappointed in you for this.
Good morning bull. Okay, youwere talking about the junior singor war.
Yeah, an alpharetta on can't fixstupid. They're using airsoft guns.
If you could put a plug infor us as administration, please tell the

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parents to quit calling us to getus to stop it. Yea, right,
you're raising these hellions I mean kids. Yeah right, I hear some
good old fashioned discipline on that endof it. Like, come on,
exactly what happened to the word parent? It's not a hard conversation with these
teens. Just go listen. Youlive in the South. If you have

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a weapon that looks like a weapon, they aren't going to test and check
first. You're gonna get real bulletsback. It's simple. Absolutely. What's
the what's the most annoying prank you'veever had kids pull at the school that
you've had to clean up and belike, what are you guys doing?
Uh? Probably letting chickens out inthe building. Oh that's hilarious. I'm
sorry, but wouldn't you rather dothat instead of the airsoft guns. I

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mean, come on, of coursethat's funny because nobody will get killed.
Yeah, huh, who had tocome get the chickens? Some angry parent
in Covington is like, where aremy chickens at? Sorry? Dad,
thank you for calling in this morning. Man. We appreciate you. Ninety
four point now in the bullets,Moot, Kimmy and otis this some breaking

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news? Just got this from thehouse you on Alfredda where we're having our
Saint Patti's Day point five K oneto three on Saturday. But now officially
Cherry Street Brewing is giving money offeach beer during the point five and same
with Butcher and brew they're giving SaintPatty's Day specials for our folks on the
bull Come out and celebrate with us, and you could walk run with your
beer. That's great. It's threetenths of a mile. I'm still trying.

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I'm waiting to hear if there's greenbeer or not. That's always my
favorite, Always green beer, alwaysgreen beer. Finn for the Headlines with
Kimmi Karuba, presented by Cool Rayand Carry or turn to the experts.
I'll tell you about this test.That is a complete scam in just a
minute. But first, it's PieDay, National Pie Day. You know
the math number three point I gotthree one point four. That's okay.

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Well, obviously eating real pie isencouraged today as well. There are several
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Americans eat about one point eight fivebillion pounds of them each year. That's
about six pounds of chips per person. And did you know that Lay's Potato
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that the bag is full of air, it's actually full of nitrogen gas.
So Lay's, we can blame youfor the downfall of America and our weight
wa Potato chips were invented on accidentsby a man in the South when they

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were trying to cook like the outline, like the skins. The first known
recipe for a potato chip was ineighteen seventeen. So Brian, if you
tell me that, I'll believe you. Okay. So if you have a
rescue dog, you've probably wondered whatthey are. My dog, Boots,
I have no idea what she is. Kind of part of the fun.
Everybody tells you to get those DNAtests that you can get on Amazon and

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everything, and up until this pointpeople thought that they were really accurate.
Some of them are, but CBSNews did an entire investigation. This reporter,
Christina Hager, sent in a cheekswab of her own to see if
they were there. Two of themcame back and said there isn't enough DNA
to identify a breed. But thethird cent back of full report saying that

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she is forty percent Alaskan malamute sharpeyand a labordory. That's awesome. Those
things could be such a scam andI'd have no idea because they have also
a picture of your dog. Whenyou set up a profile, they'll be
like, yeah, thanks for yourhundred bucks. That looks like a lab
I know. So that makes mereally sad to do it. Kimmy,
what if what if Shaker would beif you found out Boots murdered three people

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in Idaho and you didn't know that, well, I had He's a baby,
so that would be like the foundDNA. If you take your dogs,
you take your dog for walking Atlanta, how are their DNAs? And
a couple of times OJ said Bootsdid it. It's an alsome a favor
from Kenny Chesney on your throwback thereas they don't Blake probably should have geten
a trigger warning for that one.Notice. Yeah, he's got a brand

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new album called Born a week fromtomorrow that's coming out. So that's exciting
if you're Kenny, if you're aparent watching your kids grow up in front
of your eyes, get a littlemissy up in here this morning. Some
people are going to be that atthat Kenny show Mercedes Benz this summer when
they comes through Atlanta. So makesure you have that free iHeartRadio app.
There's a talk back there if youever wanted to leave us a message that
it's like a little voicemail here inthe studio and we're talking. I can't
fit stupid about the prank wars thatthe police officers and first responders are saying

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no more Alfaretta kids. They're usingairsoft guns. They're like doing fake home
invasions and someone's gonna get hurt.And apparently we might be escalating tensions.
Maurice left us on the talkback.She's worried for us. Guys. You
do realize that you guys just puta target on your back literally talking about
the Alfaretta kids and saying do better, They're gonna come after you. Now,

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Okay, Look, I fully supportthe kids and alfreda coming and pranking
us. We're down at the workshere on the West Side. But it
has to be an hours. We'rehere. We're here from five two about
eleven. I am all about it. Right next to Fox. We have
a nice window we look at Fox. Yeah, but it has to be
a prank, make it funny.I'm genuinely not afraid of this because if

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you attempt either one of these two, they will go full force back at
you. A mood or otis likeit's over. These kids think they're inventing
something. I think Mooton and Iinvented the prank. Wars Day prank was
funny, not a fake home invasionrack. So look, you can follow
us on Instagram at Moot Kimmy Otisand I'm look, I'm pretty, I'm

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pretty like oblivious. So I'm tellingthem Alfreda kids, I'll walk right into
your prank, but it better befunny and I'll be there to film it.
Don't forget you conceal carry stick youknow what I'm saying. Thursday morning
gonna beautiful today in the eighties.Also, look everyone have a beautiful Saturday.
It's Moot Kimmy and Otis. Weare gonna be out at the Halseion
in Alpharetta one to three. It'sour Saint Patti's day. Point five K.

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You heard that correctly, point fiveK. That's right, because we're
not running people, and we don'tthink you should be left out. If
you're not a runner person, youwant to have a sticker for the back
of your car. This's this pointfive K. We got those, We've
got shirts. It's gonna be alot of fun on the green area at
at the hauseon the turf area,there's gonna be games for kids to play.
We'll have a little balloon arch totake pictures. It's our finish and
start line. So basically you justwalk underneath the balloon arch. I think

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you're good to go? Yeah,pretty much. The winter take pictures.
Also all sorts of drink specials.Cherry Street Brewing a dollar off for all
of our bull faan that are theredrinks. Butcher and brew is gonna have
five dollars Guinness, five dollars JamisonShots two dollars Hams. What you haven't
realized? Yeah, this is reallyjust a good reason for us to drink
it. And what do you feelathletics while you do it? Three tenths

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of a mile is nothing, andwho knows, maybe you'll see a leprechaun.
To me, I gotta do alook up a tree. You forgot
an inflatable leper kayn we have that. We'll also have my son Ronan.
He'll be dressed up in a leprechanout and he'll be his first race.
Because that's the thing, you know, people get all like the Turkey Trots

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and there's other five k's, tenk's half marathons. People go like,
oh, well I earned it today. No, I'm having a beer because
I earned it. I was outthere a completed a race. You did
too, But you can moon walk, urs, you can crawl ars,
you can roll, you can dothe break dancing worm. Damn. My
dogs are also going to participate aswell. So everybody is Irish this weekend
and we want you to celebrate withus. Halcion one to three. Can't

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wait for it, Kimmy and Otis. Thanks for being here with us on
your Thursday morning. Did spring breakever go sideways on you or something funny
happened to you? Four oh fourseven four one zero ninety four nine.
We are in the middle of thecollege spring break, Francus. We've got
schools all over Georgia heading out onspring break, and I got bad news
for you. If you're planning ongoing to Miami Beach for spring break,

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which is a huge hot spot,they are breaking up with you. Okay,
we need to talk. This isn'tworking anymore. It's not us,
it's you. We just want differentthings, all right. You have a
good time, it's relaxing on thebeach. You just want to get drunk
in public and ignore laws. Doyou even remember what happened last March?

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Nope? This March you can expectthings like curfews, bag checks, and
restricted beach access. Do you liketo check points one hundred dollars parking,
one strong police enforcement for drug possessionand violence, whatever it takes. Because
it's time to move on. Maybewe can talk when you're done with your
spring break face. It's so dramatic, it is super dramatic. I do

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wonder if all of the businesses inMiami are thrilled about that though, because
I guarantee they made a lot ofmoney. But you also have all these
drunk people coming in at all hoursruining things. Problem was fights. There's
a ton of fights on the beach, all over town. There was some
shootings last year. I'll tell youwhat all the other stuff. I'm like,
okay, if I'm a college kid, okay, do you checks do
all that stuff? You know?Kee people saying they're like one hundred dollars

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parking? What, well, we'renot going to Miami's more than the hotel
room. And that's exactly what theydo, one hundred dollars parking down there.
They know how to get the collegekids where hurt. It really hurts
there. When did you now almostnot survive spring break or something went down
that was hilarious for four seven fourone zero ninety four nine. That was
the case for her, got toa hotel and they were overbooked and did

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not have a room for us.They made in the hotel lobby. Could
have ended up like that taken movie. You know what, Yeah, that's
next, Otis No, I justwon't let you all know that. I
switched the iHeart Radio at ninety fourpoint nine The Bull, and now I
can listen to y'all anytime I wantto. From the ninety four point nine
in The Bull, did you springbreak go sideways on? Something wild happened?

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And you want to share that storywith us, we want to hear
at four oh four seven four onezero ninety four nine. It's moot,
Kimmy and Otis. Miami's trying tobreak up with you. If you're trying
to go, they're saying, notuntil you get out of your high school
or your college. Crazy face.They want nothing to do with you.
Jenna and Dunwoodie, I'm otis yourspring break? Did it go good or
bad? When you chose to staywith strangers? So a couple of my

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girlfriends and I we got to ourhotel and they were over booked and did
not have a room for us.And there were these guys in the lobby
that oh no, offered us tostay. We did what absolute gentleman.
Oh ladies, I know people saychivalry is dead, but you can stay
and our humble a boot. Yeah, I'm not gonna say it was a

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bad idea. Well it's that orbe homeless, like let us do.
Yeah, I mean we could havestayed like at a super expensive hotel,
but it was like, we're notpaying six hundred dollars a night when we
could have a free stay. Soyeah, did it work out for any
of you guys, Like relationship wise, did anybody leave with the new boyfriend?
Actually, my really good friend Tristandid date one of the guys that

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we met for like eight months,which is pretty impressive when you think about
like a random meeting spring fling turnedinto an eight month relationship. Yeah,
I think it was a success.We went to Lake HAVISU once in college
for spring break, which is likenine thousand degrees, and we had a
bunch of hotel rooms at like thismotel six and then they only end up
having one, so it was likeeleven dudes in one hotel room. It

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was honestly the grossest worst they mighthave had to burn that hotel groomed down,
sounds like a frackrouse, like alittle baby house. It was awful.
Ninety four point nine In the Bull. We are in spring breaks.
Seasons, people break spring break,people headed all over the Florida coast.
Miami doesn't want you. They're tryingto break up with the spring breakers because

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you're too crazy. Four four sevenfour one zero ninety four nine. How
did your spring break go? Weird? Go sideways, go wild? Good
morning, Garrett from Atlanta. Youturned into a super spy on spring break.
I got a great one for you. So I was dating a girl.
This is their early nineties, datinga girl. We were going to
go to Mexico for spring break.We broke up, so I went by

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myself. I ended up in ahotel, met two Russian guys. Oh
no, yeah, two Russian guys. They were great, party, did
the whole thing. And they askedme if I wanted to go to Cuba.
And at that time, you couldn'tgo to Cuba. And You're like,
yeah, so Cuba all sounds reallyhad did just go wrong? Yes,

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So got on my small there's atwin prop plane left from Portavararta,
flew to Cuba. We got there. They said they had business. They
told me to meet them back atthe airport in forty eight hours, and
uh, I had fun and Cubaand then all of a sudden became a
drug mule. Yeah did you askthem? Did you ask the Russians what

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their business was? Or did youjust figure like the less you know,
the better? Were they KGB No, they were just two regular guys that
were I don't know what they were. Moot. You don't ask questions to
the Russians when they just fly youacross the water. You do what they
say. Oh, it'll just hitWe just killed a couple of people and
took some drugs. WHOA, yeahexactly whoa? This is like the start

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of a Bond film, right.Oh yeah, thanks Garrett. I woke
up with two Russians and end upplane this morning. That's ahead. That's
a headache for sure. Party onninety four point nine The Bull, what's
your spring break story? Ninety fourpoint nine The Bull, Thanks for hanging
out with listening. This beautiful Thursdaymorning looks a lot like spring break outside.

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Gonna feelix spring break today? EightyIt's moot kimming O six of being
here with us and George is numberone for the country ninety four point nine
in the Bull and Brian mood earlyin the show, On asked the show
we had Chad call in. Hewas concerned because he asked his girlfriend propose
took marriage and she said no.He was like, ah, do I
hang in there right because they didn'tbreak up. She's like nine right now.

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I was gonna have to ask asecond time. It's a little bit
Kathy, one of our Muchmiotis familymembers, what happened with your proposal?
Mine is not about being shot down. Mine is the fact that my mother
in law, she asked me tomarry her son. I met her for
the first time. We went outto ate it. Oh, Charlie,
and she's sitting there holding my hand. She took her ring off her finger

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and she said, I need youto marry him so that he'll be a
good boy. Yeah. She's like, listen, I'm going to need you
to do something for me. Iwill pay you whatever it takes. I
need him out of my house.You you correct him. I don't know.
That's a really sweet moment. Actually, I think that might work for
me. It sounds like an arrangedmarriage. That's exact actually what I mean

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and everything. Always say you didn'teven ask me to marry you. Your
mama asked me to marry you.Well you did it. You actually married
the guy. Wow, I've beenmarried for twenty one years now. You
were mom knows. Okay, holdon a second. She's the one that
raised him. It's her fault.How he is. You know sometimes like
they go up to college and they'renot like in charge. What does his

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mom do for you on the anniversary? Because if I didn't ask, she
uthers you. I feel like ouranniversary, not you and my moms.
You guys do something great interesting inthe world. And it's just a really
running joke in our family. Howhe didn't ask me to marry him,
his mama did. So you knowI am in this family without him.

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