Walking Off a Broken Foot

Episode Transcript

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Ninety four point nine the bulls.A second here, we're gonna talk about
spring forward Monday and how if you'regonna get punched in the face at work,
it's probably gonna happen today. Abit of a death trap of a
day, A little bit more statisticallycorrect possible. What's going on? Jordan
Davis? Get out of our showright now? Our computers are having a
heck of a Monday already that youcould play yet. I didn't know that
the robots had issues with daylight savingsas well, but apparently as you do,

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because we're firving to fire everything manuallyand stuff. Is just that Jordan
Davis song was not even in thiscomputer. It's like, Nai, may
you know how we freaked out fory two k and then nothing happened.
Maybe this is when it was supposedto happen. Time. Everybody help us
get to that in a second here, all right? Today on the show,
we got tickets for it to theGeorgia Food and Wine Festival at seven

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point thirty, and then we havea trip to the iHeart Country Music Festival
that we're giving away, and thatis the party of the Year in Austin,
Texas. We can't give you allthe details. I think in theory,
I think we'll get in trouble.But let's just say maybe al Dean
listen for a song. It's asong that a thing maybe and maybe around
eight o'class and maybe Brian. Wecan't keep a secret. Why I feel

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bad because sometimes we have all thesefolks that ride with us, early bus
drivers and people that have to youknow, first responders, nurses on ship
change and then we tell all thisgreat stuff that happens later in the show
and then they're like, hey,man, good to know it. All
right, So daylight Saving spring forward? Did it gets you? Oh?
Does you had baseball all weekend withyour son? So I'm sure, yeah,

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So go into baseball tournament yesterday.It was a struggle little bit because
everybody was dragging because of that lossof an hour. But you know,
it wasn't too bad. I didn'teven know. I just we woke up
feeling like garbage. On Sunday atthe Avalon. We stayed at the hotel
up there. We went to awinery, the Monoloose Winery in Dolanago for
a wedding on Saturday night. Andit was the first weekend or the first

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time night, first night we've beenaway from our son Ronan, which went
about exactly as a Ronan thing does. He didn't even care. He didn't
care, yeah, a lot.Like we came back and he's like,
oh, you got But I feellike he immediately adjusted where he's like,
oh, with Aunt Jen and UncleEric, now we had a good life.

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It feels comfortable and safe with them. That or he just immediately just
is like, I don't trust themto come back, so I'm just gonna
move on with my life. I'mgonna have to be strong right now.
And we woke up and I didn'teven know until halfway through the day that
that's why we felt like garbage springforward because all your phones do it for
you. Wasn't until I got homeand I realized our microwave was off on
the time. You guys gonna beproud of me. I changed all three

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of my clocks. They're all correct, just for once Google how to do
it. Yes, I couldn't figureout how to do it on my ear
frying. According to statistics, todayis a rough one and the articles if
you get on this rabbit hole,you're like, oh my, why do
we do this? But more likethe number of people who die from heart
attacks on spring forward is higher caraccidents or hire some big Sure you're driving

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safe this morning, and twenty fourpercent increase in workplace altercations? What on?
Yeah little edge today? Yeah,everybody grab an extra car, put
a little espresso in your coffee thismorning. You're an idiot. The problem
is everyone's tired, and you don'treally know why. You just kind of
feel it and you're frustrated. Iknow that. Like with email stuff,
make sure you use emojis and stuff. Well as you're talking about it,

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it's like you're when you're in abad mood. The way you read people's
emails is like you're assuming they're ina bad mood. Right, So like
you could email someone like what arewe are we meeting today? And you
okay, just put a little smileyface at the end, right, and
then Neil Mark. You know,like that's gonna be my day to day.

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Every email I send to somebody,somebody's gonna be like, Brian,
welcome back to your work week ona daylight Monday. Don't get punched.
No, I just will let youall know that I switched the iHeart radio
at ninety four and now I canlisten to y'all anytime. I want to.
Saint Patty's Day coming up this weekend, Saturday, one to three,
you come hang out with us atthe Halcyon in Alpharetta. When you're up

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there with our point five K shirts. Are you gonna do is do one
little lap around their little green space. Oh you measured it. Give yourself
a little shirt sticker, also abunch of point five to make sure you
can run, jog, walk CROs, bring a scooter for the kids.
Roll however you want to do it. Jelly roll your way around it.
That's fine as well. That's oneto three and we'll have a bunch of
prizes and stuff too. We'll havemore details later in the week as we'll

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give your heads up. Well,speaking of jelly Roll, I'll tell you
about him potentially getting banned from theHouston Roadio in just a second. But
first, Brian Moot, you're bringingup that today and stay light saving time
the bad one. It's also NationalNapping Day since it is the bad one
and we lost an hour. Soif you're feeling off, that is why
I feel like that we had leapheer. That was like last a couple
of thursdays ago, right, andwe all found out that that was a

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free day of work. Yes,your salaries are not factored with that day.
That should have been a day off. Also today should be dare I
agree with you? But I'm downto celebrate National Napping Day. Actually I
celebrate every single weekday. Okay,So the Oscars were last night. Best
Picture went to Oppenheimer, Best ActorCelia Murphy for also Oppenheimer, and Robert
Downey Junior did finally get his oscaralso for Oppenheimer, So lots of that.

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One of the notable moments, atleast to me was John Cena coming
out to give like the best costumedesign and he was completely nude. Most
people did not find that to bevery funny. And of course Ryan Gosling
performing I'm just Ken that was incredible. And then I thought it was so
strange that they had dancers during theend memorial. It was so distracted a

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lot of people thought it was justnot the best. John Cena's funny,
but he's also jacked. Yes,that's not funny. You wanted to be
funny, like seth Rogen out therelike they need the questions there you go.
Okay, So Jelly Roll had hisbiggest show to date at the Houston
Rodeo, and of course he wantedto share the moment with his wife Bunny,
but she was worried that she completelyruined it for him because when she

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went up to say hi, shedropped an F bomb, which she then
found out after the fact is likea kind of a no no since it's
supposed to be a family friendly event. Technically though, there isn't a rule
about swearing, so he will bewelcomed back, so she did not ruin
it for him. He also broughtout Cody Johnson to perform their duet Whiskey
Bent, which appears on Johnson's latestalbum, Leather Fun fact, he's actually

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still doing Rodeo and he's going tobe going to the World Series Team Robers
finale in December. You know what'sfunny about that rodeo? Like, you
know, no cursing at the rodeo. Yeah, right, Go sit down
next to the cowboys. See whatone of them takes like a horn right
in the gun. Try not tosay something bad. Lots of cussing,
weather throwing themselves around on a bull. Okay, you know, so the

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headlines with Kimy Krub every day atsix ten and eight Tenue Kimmy and otis
I have a fantastic day. I'mtrying to need to chote and everyone.
Georgia's number one for new country ninetyfour point none the bull. If you
want to bust people not washing theirhands in the story, you're to love
here in just a seconds. YesI do, Yes, I do.

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We got Florida Georgia Foodline festival tickets. That did again, the Florida Georgia
Food that's coming up around seven thirtythis morning. All right, So this
new company h is coming out withthis brand new product called the hand Scanner,
and they're gonna they're gonna roll themout in ten thousand rbs and taco
bells for the staff, like themanager, so they have to scan their

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hands before work. No, whathappens is is whoever has the hand scanner
is gonna randomly scan hands and itwill give a clean hand, a cleanliness
report for how and if employees arewashing their hands when they use the bathroom
and rewashing they have guidelines or howoften you have to re wash your hands.
This is great. You're gonna findout they didn't wash their hands.
But you're also gonna find out waymore information you want to know about their

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hands. And you know what Imean. I hope it doesn't break down
what kind of bacteria is on it. Yeah, it doesn't. It uses
a non uv led light and floressand spectrometer that can pick out different types
of bacteria and it prints out areport. Why do you have poop hands?
Is it your poop or your son'spoop? Hoop, poop poop?

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I guess I would say if it'sa one year old's poop, it feels
what it's different as a customer.As a customer, I'm one down for
this. I want my food tobe So this is the first wave of
them, but the company is alsoworking on creating smaller ones for people to
individuals to have. Gosh, imaginethat havoc we could wreak around here.
Yeah, because you know there's somelike people who don't wash their hands and
they leave the bathroom. Yes,and what wouldn't it be great just to

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be standing on in front of thebathroom here at the station with like what
looks like a radar gun that apolice officer would have, be like palms
up like the cop. Yeah.I mean it's not illegal, but it's
still we could shame you strongly.You know, we're not washing your hands
three four years too late on thisinvention. I'm never gonna touch anything ever
again. Point no on the bulltanksfor hanging out with us on your Monday
morning. It's mood Kimmy and Otis. I'm Brian. We are launching your

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shot to go to our iHeart CountryMusic Festival. To day is when we
start, and we'll do it forthe next few weeks. But it is
the biggest part of the year,absolutely, our trip to Austin the iHeart
Country Music Festival. And I can'ttell you a lot of details because we're
not supposed to give any of thedetails out on how you can win.
But you're gonna have multiple shots today. Good morning, Otis, it's one
of our Mukimiotis family members. Denise. Hey, I'm good Ron. Go

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ahead and tell us what time you'redoing the tickets. We'll only tell you
that it said. Damn, wecan't tell anybody else. Okay, you
guys are totally gonna get us introuble, but you're gonna be listening for
an Artist of the day. Wewill give you all of the details at
seven times, I promise. Okay, there at work, I've made it
where we can't listen to the radio, so I start down there. I

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like it. So it's a songof the Day contest. And so we
can't tell you that we have now, oh my gosh, just give away
all the details clock this morn.We can't. We can't tell you that
until later in the show. Definitelycan't say that he's making it easy for
us. Yes, I've been before, but I need to go again because

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it's you've been. I've never evenbeen. That sounds amazing. Oh yeah,
he just went on the party planewith us a few years ago.
Journey. That is true. AndI'll get you one if you win.
Okay, Okay, get yourself toour Heart Country Festival in Austin, Texas
several times every single weekday. Listenin for the Artists of the day details

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coming up. Yeah, you can'tfix stupid. Proven it with mood Kim
and Otis on ninety four point nine. The way easier to try to just
laugh at stupidity than is to fixit. That's what we do every day
at six forty seven fifty five.Otis hood got. If your rewards card
at the gas station just starts givingyou twenty seven thousand dollars in free gas,

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you should probably speak up about it, not just keep filling on up
having your friends come by and fillon up. That's funny. I'm charging
to fill on up. Yeh,that's what I think. How was it
your fault if they gave you money? Well, two people are going on
the stupid list today. It's it'sthe gas station engineering team who sent out
an update to the app which causeda glitch in the app so that if

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you swipe the card twice, itturned the gas station pump into a demo
mode and it would give you freegas. This is the greatest glitch.
It's like when you go to anarcade and they'd switched off, so it
was like free play. Oh yeah, happened in Lincoln, Nebraska and Don
Thompson forty five. She figured itout and she started charging people to use

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the rewards card, so she wascharging them to buy a gas from her.
Yeah, okay, that's where theillegal part is. Yes, unlawful
taking. It's all illegal. Youcan't just take free stuff regardless that that
the rewards card glitch was causing it. It is still illegal to st anytime
there's a glitch online at some youknow store, and people just buy all
of this stuff like that. Nothinghappens to those people. They still get

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their free stuff. That's because Ididn't still twenty seven thousand dollars in stuff,
right, I feel like it getsto a level. Then the police
are showing she would have just usedit personally. He just swiped it twice
like every few days. I'm sureshe wouldn't have got away with it for
real. But it's like when yousee those stories where the bank makes a
mistake and puts on and granted someone'saccount and then they take it. You're
like, no, you stole it. One of the managers started figuring out

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that this, wow, we're losinga lot of money here, something's happening.
They figured out the glitch and thenthey started, here's the dumb part
for the person with the card,looking into whose rewards card use the most
of the free gas that they gotbecause they have all your information in there.
And they went to her house andfound her. They also found out
as she confessed that other people wereusing the card and she was giving out

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free gas. Yeah, we wentto the surveillance footage and you're wearing like
one of those mustache glass combination disguisesas she's standing out in the front pump
and just scanning it for people wereleaving. Then hey, they're handing her
cash like an investigator jacket. Yeahright. One woman was paying her up
to five hundred to seven hundred dollarsa month to or, you know,
just to use the card. WHOA, I don't know if it was one,

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why would you pay the up chargeto get gas? Was it really
worth it? Pus? I don'tknow. I'm so confused. It's all
stupid here. It seems like waytoo much effort to say yes, careful
with the rewards card. You're notalways getting one hundred percent reward on that.
All right, it's Monday, andit's a daylight Monday, so you
know we're really on the struggle bus. We're gonna have to load up a
second bus, I think this morning. But I think we've all been here

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at some point when we hurt ourselvesin a minor way. Feeling like my
age now, but also I waswrong and so like I'm never gonna live
this out the injury major? Whathe was doing very minor? What's got
you on the struggle bus this morning? Good? Bad? What happened over
your weekend? Fill us in onthat four O four seven four one zero
ninety four nine his story six fiftyfive, kimyan Otis, you guys have
the only things to help me getfrom bill Ricka to Doultonville every day.

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It's ninety four point ninety four pointnine in the bull Sometimes when you break
your foot, what hurts the mostis your pride in the argument you lost
your wife. We're to that injust a second here, unmoot, kimmyan
otis, it's the struggle bus everyMonday. Want to hear what's going on
in your world? Why are youstruggling? And boy and we all lost
an hour yesterday and spring forth,So there's gotta be something that's got your

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struggle this morning. Four O fourseven four one zero ninety four nine.
Garrett and de Luce, you're doingthe walk of pain this morning on a
struggle bus Monday. So I hadended up hurting myself doing some yardwork outside.
My wife too, was like youneed to go to the doctor.
I'm like, no, It's justa sprain. It's not a big deal.
So eventually, after like a week, I did end up going to
the doctor and it ended up beingbroken. And so now I've got my

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leg in a cast, and Imean it's not even the pain of like
being in a cast or wrong.Yeah, I feel my age a little
bit. Yeah, exactly, Iwas wrong, Like I'm over here like
feeling like my age now. Butalso I was wrong, and so like,
I'm never gonna live this. No, because any other time you ever
injure yourself and she tells you togo to the doctor for it, even
if legitimately you don't need to go, if you don't listen, she's always

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gonna be like you remember that timewhen I told you about the doctor and
you said your foot was fine,and it's not fine? Remember that?
Yeah, but I'm also curious howfar she's gonna take this. Like I'm
gonna go work on our rose bushes, I'm gonna prick myself on a thoor
and she's gonna be like, oh, well, now you need to go
get stitches because you don't know howto gauge your own stuff. Yeah.
Also, Dan, you know what'seven more brutal too, is when you're
younger, you break your foot doingsomething cool, playing basket order, you

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break your foot doing yard work,and it's like come on, and even
worse if it was a hole thatyour wife had told you to fill.
Of course you never did. Itold you that hole was dangerous. Only
you guys and my wife are goingto know the real story. I'm absolutely
going to exaggerate it. If anybodyelse has yah, for sure, make
up something. Yeah, you should. You should start testing that out with
different people, Like maybe you've thecoffee shop and somebody asked you, like,

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oh, what happened to your foot? Just like see which one gets
the best motorcycle accident, fight witha lion exactly. I bought a lion
after crashing on a motorcycle on Mondays. We talked struggle bus and we lost
an hour over the weekend. SoI think we're all feeling right now.
We want to know what's going onin your world? What was good,
bad, weird? What's going on? Four four seven four one zero ninety
four nine. You want to Stephaniein Dallas. You're on the struggle bus

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just with anxiety this morning of thein laws on their way in. I've
been spending the last few days andI will be spending the next few days
mentally preparing for my in laws tocome and visit all. How do you
prepare for that? My sister seemsto have that problem whenever her in laws
are coming into town, and Ihave no idea what to tell her.
It sounds painfully based on Stephanie's breatheout right there. Yeah, they're nice

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people and they really think they're helping. But my mother in law she comes
in and she always has opinions abouteverything, how everything should be done,
how I'm doing it wrong, howI should be raising my own kids.
Yeah, I'm Otis. I havethe same mother in law, But I
know I spent the past four daysand God bless her because she came in

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for a while and watched our kids. When I was in Nashville. I
haven't been able to find about fivedifferent things in my house. She's been
there because she likes to just takethings where they were in a great spot
and put them in a spot shethought was better. No, they are
better, Otis, Why don't youknow that? I got a text mess
from my mother in law where wewent to Lake Oconi. I had a
picture of my son who's one yearold, and my mother in law was
like, make sure you watch outfor alligators. I've been really stressed out

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since I saw that odo on Facebook, and I'm like, we're at a
lake Oconey. But here's the thing. Also, my father in law will
come and he will go through thehouse top to bottom and he will look
for anything that he thinks needs fixing. Oh, my dad does that.
He totally does. It needs fixing. And you're like, it doesn't need
fixing. No, it does needfixing. But it's like I don't want

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you to fix it. Doesn't needit, or does it you know what
I mean? Like, yeah,you could fix it, it doesn't need
fix He exactly thinks he's helping andhis heart is in the right place.
Let's stop it. Ninety four pointdown the bowl the HLA lying about.
You're gonna get to that in justa matter of moments. Here on Kenny

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and otis in the struggle bus.We told just seven ten we give you
more details. Artists of the dayToday, you're listening for Jason al Dean
in the eight o'clock hour. Youcall in and that is your shot to
grab yourself some Tim mcgrat tickets,but also in for that party plane to
Austin, Texas for the Iron CountryMusic Festival. It's gonna be seven chances
every single weekday when you hear thatartist of the day, We'll give you

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one every morning here on Motchimiotis.And you listen for that artist. Anytime
you hear it, you call ityep, it's gonna be amazing. We've
been struggling today and you'll be onthat struggle bus if you go to Austin,
Texas, just because it's that goodof a time. Two nights crazy
country artist hangovers, you have towalk off for a few days. That's
right. Good morn to Shannon andMableton, one of our mut Kimmyotis family
members. You've got a neighbor you'restruggling with over the weekend and then hoa

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call. My neighbor's complaining about myhouse. And I'm just perplext because they
smile on my face every time Isee them, but yet they're complaining about
me. I mean, it's anythingthat happens in the neighborhood, it's my
fault. It can be lot ofmusic, it's my fault. It's a
party, it's my soul. They'rejust blaming you for everything, but it's
not even you, it's not evenme. And I'm just like, do

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I start complaining about YouTube about everythingthat you guys have been doing, because
they have been doing some stuff.So I'm thinking maybe that's why they're just
trying to put it on me,like deflect, kind of hide behind you
guys. Maybe that's it's tough becauseyou guys both have to live there,
so it's not like you can justheadily get back at them and then be
able to move on. Because itdoesn't sound like none of those kind of
people. I swear some people geton like the hoa board and they just

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go crazy. They just every singlelittle thing that you do wrong, they're
writing you up for it. Sowe had an animal control person show up
at our townhouse like years ago,yeah, and they were trying to cite
us for having our dog off leashall the time in a leash area,
and I was like, what areyou talking about, Like we're inside,
our dogs are inside. Yeah,And he's like, no, we got
to call from animal control that yourdog is just running around in the neighborhood

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all the time. And I'm like, that's not even true. I'm like,
do you have a picture, andthe guy goes. They goes,
well, hey, if you wantto know who did it, like someone
reported you in this neighborhood. Hegoes, about six or seven days,
you can request to copy the form. And it was the lady next to
us. No, she just totallylied to animal control that we were like
doing all this crazy stuff with ourdogs. And then she also accused of
having a quote unquote potential puppy mealbecause we were dog sitting for like a

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week. See what is with people? Mind your business? And we shared
a wall because it was a townhouse. Oh that was frustrating where the dogs
really loud? No, not really, she just didn't like us a couple
of loud parties and uh well Ican't remember the reasons ever loud. Let's
not focus on the wrong things here. She lied animal control, not what

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I did to me. You areNew Bull morning shows are great, love
the stories couldn't breathe well, goMood kennys On Mood, Kimmy and Odas
George's number one for New Country ninetyfour point nine In the Bull Got a

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great story for your good vibes aboutan officer uh In Gwinnett who's going viral
for the incredible generosity show to ahomeless man. But first, if you
ever wanted to run a race,we got your race for you. It's
the point five K. We're gonnabe at the Halcyon in Avalon on Saturday
from one to three. I don'tknow if run is the right thing.
If you wanted to be in arace, you don't have you can run.
If you want to walk and walkyou stir moon wrong. Its like

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a third of a mile, it'sunder that. I know. It's Wait.
We'll have some tickets, we'll havesome prizes, a lot of the
business out there. If you've neverbeen to the house Yahn, it's a
lot of fun, So come onout one to three hang out with us.
We got tea Saturday stickers and it'sjust celebrating Saint Patty's. They got
a lot of fun stuff out there. So this story going viral. What
Sergeant Todd Heller and Gwinette did reallyreally cool thing. So it was when

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we're having that deep freeze about threefour weeks ago, we were dipping into
the teens and I got some bodycam audio to play here in just a
second. But what he did ishe saw the sign this man was holding
and it said waiting on a blessing, and so he pulled up to the
man was standing there on and said, like, you're waiting for a blessing,
how about we talk about one.I'm Sergeant Heller Tonight, it's gonna

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be twenty three Friday Saturday. It'sgonna be down at sixteen and seventeen again.
You want to go get some blanketfood. It's of me, It's
Mike three. So let's go buyyou blake. We're waiting for a blessing,
right, I'll hope you get offthe feet here. Sure, such
a cool interaction to go viral.And the body cam footage when that police
department, when they go through theirfootage found it, We're like, this

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is so special. He never saidanything about our posted. He spent one
hundred and fifty dollars Dick's Sporting Goodsbuying him a sleeping bag, wool socks,
then food as well. That's amazing. That's incredible, especially, I
mean it's so dangerous when temperatures getthat cold and there's you know, lots
of people don't necessarily want to goto shelters or there isn't room for them.
So for an officer to just takeTom another day to do something kind

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like that, it is beautiful.When it was pouring down rain on Friday,
I saw a man standing out byjust a little shopping center and it
looks so sad. I didn't haveanything to give him, like I wish
I had like a big umbrella tohand him, because his dog was next
to him too, and it wasthe saddest dog ever. Like his face
looks so droopy and sad, andbrain was just pouring off and he was
just sitting there like his hard It'sa tough season for the elements, and

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look, we try to update asmuchs we can for the warming centers and
things like that. But a coolway for someone to step out to go
out of there. I know,if you can carry water bottles in your
car in the summertime, handout waterto folks who are suffering in that heat.
It's just the extreme temperas can alwaysbe dangerous. That's the good Bobes,
That's what our country families all about.