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September 24, 2024 11 mins
Christie saw a road rage incident go down & eating dirt is the newest beauty trend! 
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Please do listen Good Morning Drive with Christy Live on demand.
Just breathe.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
If you're in traffic right now, especially if you're coming
into San Francisco, just take a breath. It's six twenty
five on Classic Kids one oh three point seven. I
know it's hard because that traffic was insane, but just
try to breathe because the barrier roads are kind of crazy.
I think you know that if you drive, there's music
to help you get through it. It's Classic Kids one
o three point seven. I'm Christie producer. Karina is here.

(00:30):
Yesterday I was getting on the Bay Bridge and all
I hear is that's why you ugly? Ah, look over
here again, that's why you ugly. If I woke up
every morning look like you in the mirror, I'll be
mad too. I was like, what is going on this
woman behind me if Anissan Centro was losing her mind?

(00:50):
And I was thinking, ma'am, don't you watch the news.
This is how people get into altercations.

Speaker 1 (00:55):
On the road. Uh huh, you ugly with your dollar
store makeup store makeup.

Speaker 2 (01:07):
I was designed. It was hilarious but at the same
time very dangerous. Don't do that.

Speaker 1 (01:11):
But Christy, she wasn't talking to you, was she? She
wasn't talking to me? Okay, I was talking to her,
and I'm just gonna no, it was not me.

Speaker 2 (01:18):
It was the lady Ivy, and clearly whoever was next
to her in traffic had made her very upset. So
I just want to start the morning by saying, take
a deep breath, because it is not that serious.

Speaker 3 (01:30):
If they cut you off, just let him go. They
probably had somewhere they needed.

Speaker 4 (01:34):
To be with their dollar store makeup. That's why you
ugly she was going in.

Speaker 2 (01:43):
It was insane, but for real, like who's sung, especially
if you're coming into San Francisco right now, because the
Bay Bridge upper deck is a little meany.

Speaker 1 (01:56):
That's why there's music to help you get her done.
It's three point seven. Time for the Crazy Trainer on
Morning Drives with Christie live oh Man. Today is a

(02:19):
crazy story.

Speaker 2 (02:20):
I know they're always crazy, but today is definitely a
crazy one. Get to that, but first things first, you
can get eighty minutes of commercial free music coming up
at seven twenty. Just wanted to let you know about
that before you ride out on the crazy train. School
Picture Day is supposed to be a day that is memorable,

(02:42):
but for one school, Chinham Elementary School in Chesapeake, Virginia,
it was extra memorable. For a family. It all stemmed
from a photographer asking a little kid. You know, just
a couple of questions on picture day.

Speaker 5 (02:58):
She asked him can I steal your identity? His response
was just no. Her next question was, can I eat
your soul?

Speaker 2 (03:07):
I'm sorry, can I eat your soul? Don't ask my
child if you can eat their soul? What does that
have to do with school pictures? But wait, there's more.

Speaker 5 (03:19):
Then her next question was, well, then what can I eat?
And he told me said mommy, I didn't know what
to say, and so I just said the first thing
that came to my mind, and I just said, you
can have noodles. You can eat noodles. And her response was, well,
demons don't eat noodles.

Speaker 2 (03:33):
Oh no, no, why you got the demon taking.

Speaker 1 (03:37):
Pictures of my kid? I feel so bad for the kids. Oh,
but not demons don't.

Speaker 2 (03:43):
Eat nood Come on, since when don demons eat cup
of noodles?

Speaker 1 (03:46):
Everybody eat cups a noodle? Thank you?

Speaker 2 (03:51):
Not can I eat your soul? At school picture day?
I would love to have seen the picture. Maybe that's
what she just tells the kids right before she goes,
like to get.

Speaker 3 (04:00):
A reaction from them, and maybe I don't know what's that.

Speaker 1 (04:04):
No, that's not okay. I want to see a look
of horror.

Speaker 4 (04:07):
Yeah, well I just read they got rid of her
right away.

Speaker 1 (04:12):
You think, yeah, they won't name the photographer. Oh they
can put her on blast.

Speaker 4 (04:18):
They should, but yeah, back, can I eat your soul?

Speaker 1 (04:22):
Shout out to the little kid who was like, but noodles,
I know that's so cute. Man.

Speaker 2 (04:29):
We gotta do better for the kids. We gotta do
better for the kids. That is your daily crazy news story.
You can ride the Crazy Train every weekday at seven,
ten and nine forty and you know you can always
catch it on demand too at Classic Hits one O
three seven dot com.

Speaker 1 (04:44):
I don't like noodles, Yellow stupid, Christie Live.

Speaker 2 (04:51):
We're never gonna dance again. Guilty feet have got no rhythm.
This is kind of how I feel about the Oakland
Athletics leaving Oakland. It's eight thirty on Classic Hits one
oh three point seven.

Speaker 1 (05:04):
Da da da dunna.

Speaker 3 (05:07):
Yeah, we're down to the last three games. Christy, how
do you feel because you've been DJing for them for
a while.

Speaker 2 (05:12):
Now. Oh man, you know, I love Oakland, love Oakland
A's and all things all about the town. And it's
painful and everyone you meet at the Treehouse and at
the Coliseum who rides so hard for this team, regardless
of whether they've been good or bad.

Speaker 1 (05:31):
It's just sad.

Speaker 2 (05:33):
But they are planning on a couple of things for
the next few days because today is the final home
stand of the Oakland A's. Some people are still like, wait,
what the A's are leaving? Right?

Speaker 1 (05:44):
Okay, yes, this is it? Like this is it.

Speaker 2 (05:48):
They aren't going to Vegas yet, we still know if
that's going to happen. But the Oakland A's are going
to Sacramento for the next three years and starting today
is the final home stand.

Speaker 1 (05:59):
Thursday will be the last game.

Speaker 2 (06:00):
But they're doing a couple of cool things, and you know,
we're all about saving a coin and representing the Bay.

Speaker 1 (06:05):
Here.

Speaker 2 (06:05):
I'm Christy. By the way, this is producer Karina today.
Free parking two dollars tickets in the Treehouse Plaza and
view level.

Speaker 3 (06:13):
Yeah, there's also food and drink specials from four to six,
and then fans are going to get a final series
commemorative ticket, So that's pretty.

Speaker 1 (06:22):
Cool, little keepsake yep.

Speaker 2 (06:23):
And tomorrow the gates are going to open early if
you want to go to batting practice ten dollars tickets
while supplies last, and all the proceeds are going to
benefit the Boys and Girls Club of Oakland. They're doing
food and drink specials from four to six. You'll get
one of those commemorative tickets. And then Thursday, that's it.

Speaker 1 (06:41):
That's it. Gets it early because they're giving away something
really cool.

Speaker 3 (06:45):
Yeah. On Thursday, they're giving away Oh I just had it,
thanks producer Marina.

Speaker 1 (06:51):
They're giving away Oakland Coliseum replica.

Speaker 3 (06:54):
There you go.

Speaker 1 (06:54):
Hopefully I can get my hands on them.

Speaker 3 (06:56):
Are you gonna try to go to the games?

Speaker 1 (06:58):
I'm definitely gonna try and go Thursday.

Speaker 3 (07:01):
Okay, fifty seven years Dan, I know, right, fifty seven
years the as I've been here.

Speaker 4 (07:06):
But yeah, bitter sweet, bitter sweet.

Speaker 1 (07:13):
Bitter. The Oakland A's owner finally wrote a letter.

Speaker 3 (07:18):
Yeah, John Fisher where people are not too happy and
there was a couple of typos but who's county?

Speaker 1 (07:23):
But yeah, a lot of people, not a lot of
people not happy about that. Oh man, I know.

Speaker 2 (07:28):
Oh man, all right, I'm gonna drink some water so
I'm not coughing all over the microphone.

Speaker 1 (07:32):
Got some pretty boys in coming up.

Speaker 2 (07:34):
And you know, every Tuesday and Thursday got to talk
about the crazy viral trends happening in the world. And
this involves a new beauty trend in dirt. What are
people doing with dirt?

Speaker 1 (07:43):
I don't Well, we're gonna talk about it next and
it's gonna blow you away. Yeah, why Christy live new
secular time for some dirt. You gotta be kidding me.

Speaker 2 (07:56):
Every Tuesday and Thursday gotta talk about the crazy viral
trends happening in the world.

Speaker 1 (08:00):
And something called you gotta be kidding me?

Speaker 2 (08:02):
Here on Classic Kids one o three point seven, and
there is a new trend that is supposedly sweeping the
beauty world by storm, eating dirt.

Speaker 1 (08:15):
I swear to God, people will do anything to look
good dirt.

Speaker 2 (08:18):
Love it.

Speaker 1 (08:19):
I would eat this all day and not even eat
no food. Wake up in the morning, brush my teeth
straight to the dirt. I go, and I don't care.
Why nobody to say, can't nobody make me stop eating?
I'm sorry, you gotta be kidding me.

Speaker 2 (08:32):
I don't understand why she would brush her teeth first
and then to the dirt. She goes, right, that's crazy
to me. I mean, all of it is crazy. Why
are people eating dirt?

Speaker 1 (08:43):
Please?

Speaker 3 (08:43):
It says that it helps their skin get tight and glowy.
And there's a term for this. People that eat the dirt.
They're called cunchers. They're called stupid.

Speaker 1 (08:53):
Christie.

Speaker 2 (08:54):
I'm sorry, I'm not eating dirt. Okay, I'm sorry. That
was me intellectually challenged. There's probably chemicals in the dirt,
and that is what's making people think that this is okay.

Speaker 1 (09:06):
Just chemical.

Speaker 3 (09:07):
There's gotta be like all kinds of parasites and other
stuff goes on dirt.

Speaker 2 (09:14):
No, if you want good looking skin, use vasoline. That's
a sleeper hit. It's great on skin.

Speaker 1 (09:19):
Or eat some vegetables, how about that.

Speaker 4 (09:21):
Drink some water, don't grab a shovel and make yourself
a mud pie.

Speaker 1 (09:29):
You get it pie, I get it green and dirt
you have with water?

Speaker 4 (09:34):
Okay, yeah, okaytty kidding me one O.

Speaker 1 (09:37):
Three point seven. Time to play. Gimme five, Christie.

Speaker 2 (09:41):
Live Joe, good morning, thank you for calling to play.
Give me five. Let's see if you can battle the
brain Freeze. Yvonne at the Orchard Cafe in San Jose's
been the champ, but you can take her down. I'm
gonna give you a category. You just have to give
me five things in ten seconds to win.

Speaker 1 (09:57):
Okay, I'd love to try.

Speaker 2 (09:59):
All right, clock starts when I say, go, Joe, give
me five famous people named John Go, John Wayne, John
Paul Bring, John.

Speaker 1 (10:13):
John Smith and John Everett. Who's John Everett?

Speaker 4 (10:20):
Who was a poet?

Speaker 1 (10:22):
Let me see, I'm looking that up.

Speaker 2 (10:24):
I don't know if John Everett, I don't know if
he's a poet.

Speaker 1 (10:29):
What did he write? I just remember from back in
old English.

Speaker 2 (10:34):
I have a John Everett who was a famous English painter.

Speaker 1 (10:38):
And so technically i'll give it to you.

Speaker 2 (10:39):
Congratulations, some kind of English something.

Speaker 1 (10:44):
It's been a while.

Speaker 2 (10:45):
I'm surprised you didn't even say John Travolta or John Lennon,
John Candy. They were a couple more pupping in my head,
but I bet I could stuck there all right. Congratulations
you are the new gimme five champ? Who or what
would you like to shout out this morning? I'd like
to stay Hi to Chavon, she's doing the kid drop
off at school and I'm on the way to work,

(11:07):
so send her greeting. Well, that is really sweet. Hey Chavon,
have a great day. Thanks Joe. You're the new champ
till someone steals your crown tomorrow. You'll have a chance
coming up around nine point forty hopping aboard the Crazy Train.
You won't believe what a school photographer asked a kid.
Tell you about it in your Crazy News. Straight Ahead
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