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March 18, 2025 14 mins
Today on the show, did you feel that small earthquake? Are you ready for the big one? Christie and Karena have a few thoughts on the astronauts who are finally coming home. Plus, Karena & her folks have been dog-sitting for 3 weeks and find out why the dog is eating grass! All this and more!! 
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You listening Morning Drive with Christy live on demand.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
On Classic Hits one of three point seven. I'm going nowhere.
Somebody helped me, somebody helped me.

Speaker 3 (00:11):
Please.

Speaker 2 (00:12):
Basically, the astronauts are finally on their way back home.
Can we please just get around of applause for that
this morning? If you're like, what the heck are you
talking about?

Speaker 3 (00:28):
Christy? First of all, thank you for listening this morning.
Nine months ago.

Speaker 2 (00:33):
Nine months ago, Sonny Williams and Butch Wilmore went up
to space for the International Space Station just to work on.

Speaker 4 (00:42):
A couple things.

Speaker 3 (00:43):
They were only supposed to be gone for ten days.

Speaker 2 (00:46):
Ten days turned into how long?

Speaker 3 (00:51):
Producer Carina nine months? Nine months? That's crazy.

Speaker 2 (00:57):
We're living Gilligan's Island seriously, and now supposedly, supposedly they're
on their way back home after a ten daytur Yeah,
just turned into nine months long. That's absolutely insane. But
I'm happy that they are finally coming back. What do
you think they're gonna do when they get back?

Speaker 3 (01:18):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:19):
I'm thinking maybe eat something really delicious, oh man, maybe
a burger. Most people crave a burger for some reason,
so I'm thinking that I don't know produced Creano's like,
you think they were getting crazy?

Speaker 3 (01:30):
Do you think they were getting up in space?

Speaker 5 (01:33):
I knew it was happening enough in there with just
them two for nine months.

Speaker 3 (01:37):
They were married.

Speaker 2 (01:39):
Well people, all right, welcome back, well hopefully welcome back.
And nothing happens, and they get here later on this afternoon.
They're supposed to splash down around three this afternoon, and
I'm sure they will have tons of stories to tell.

Speaker 3 (01:55):
Can you super something like that?

Speaker 4 (01:57):
I don't know. But how did it take so long
for them to come back home?

Speaker 2 (02:00):
I guess the the car broke down essentially. I mean,
it's a bit simple, that's what happened. But glad that
they are coming back. Did you feel the earthquake today?
And are you ready for the big one? We'll talk
about that coming up also some aha and Lenny Kravitz
coming up.

Speaker 3 (02:15):
The earthquake yesterday?

Speaker 2 (02:16):
I think, yeah, yesterday, Yeah, you said today, but it was, Yeah,
it was yesterday, And hopefully I'm not trying to manifest one.

Speaker 3 (02:22):
Let me stop that kid.

Speaker 2 (02:24):
Christie Live six on Classic Hits one of three point seven.
It wasn't the big one yesterday, but it was definitely
an earthquake de Bay was.

Speaker 5 (02:33):
Rocking a three point nine around Dublin, but I felt it.

Speaker 2 (02:37):
I definitely felt it in Alameda and my friend Wit
who's staying with me, she was djaying. She thought the
guy who was doing sound just turned up the base
and the stage was rocking, and she said, oh, man,
that base is kicking.

Speaker 3 (02:52):
And he's like, oh, what'd you think it was an
earthquake or something?

Speaker 2 (02:55):
And it actually was an earthquake, and she said, see,
I thought, so, yeah, are.

Speaker 3 (03:00):
You ready for the big one?

Speaker 2 (03:01):
I'm not.

Speaker 5 (03:03):
I was literally just laying in bed. I said, oh,
are you ready? Do you have an emergency kit?

Speaker 2 (03:08):
No, but I was looking it up this morning to
find out what you need in your earthquake emergency kit.
So you should definitely have supplies to keep you safe
and sufficient for seventy two hours. You need one gallon
of water per person per day for drinking and your sanitation.
People to think just drinking water, but you know, you

(03:29):
could fill up some water just so you can be
you know, so you can wash yourself, your things. Non
perishable food, but if you get canned goods, don't forget
the can opener. Yeah, a first aid kit, flashlight, and
some extra batteries, a whistle. A whistle because it can
help signal people if you're trapped, okay, dust masks, right,

(03:52):
a Swiss army knife.

Speaker 4 (03:54):
Be cutting up people? No, what I mean?

Speaker 2 (03:58):
If you forget your can opener, might need to stab
the can open. You might need to cut rope. You
might need to tie a tourniquit. I don't know, an
emergency blanket, okay, and some clothing and sturdy shoes.

Speaker 4 (04:11):
I don't hear any alcohol on that list.

Speaker 2 (04:13):
No, karna a battle of tequila.

Speaker 3 (04:17):
So lie, no, doesn't work like that. I mean, I'm
not mad at it, but yeah.

Speaker 2 (04:22):
Let's think of the things you need first, and hopefully
we can all get our kids together so we're ready
if it does hit the bay, all right, Classic Kids
one of three point seven, got the outfielder Madonna coming up.

Speaker 1 (04:34):
Classic Kids three points that Crazy Crazy Train News with
Christie Live in morning.

Speaker 2 (04:39):
Drops getting ready to hop aboard, but reminding you that
at seven twenty you can get eighty minutes of commercial
free music. Today the Crazy Train is headed out to
Spain for sick years. Joaquin Garcia pulled off the ultimate

(05:04):
work life balance.

Speaker 3 (05:06):
He just didn't go to work.

Speaker 2 (05:07):
He was an engineer at a wastewater treatment plan, and
he said he stopped going to work because the work
environment was toxic.

Speaker 3 (05:16):
He was being bullied by his coworkers.

Speaker 2 (05:18):
The only thing is nobody even noticed that old Joaquin
Garcia hadn't worked in six years wow, until he was
set to receive a twenty year Great service award.

Speaker 3 (05:32):
A way, they were giving this man an.

Speaker 2 (05:35):
Award for twenty years of hard work, and then when
they went to check for him, his coworkers were like,
we ain't say Joaquin in a minute. Oh, one department
thought he was with another department. That department thought he
was back with the other department. And that's how he
was able to stay under the radar until they wanted
to honor him. Oh that's and instead they slept him

(05:55):
with a lawsuit and he had to pay back one
year of salary, so about thirty thousand bucks, but he still.

Speaker 4 (06:00):
Got five on it.

Speaker 6 (06:01):
Yeah, but I know he's mad, like, oh man, I
got caught.

Speaker 2 (06:06):
Six years now he's retired. That's crazy. And you can
catch all your crazy news every weekday at seven, ten
and nine forty. I mean you gotta give it up
for him. You can catch it on a demand too
at Classic Hits one o three seven dot com.

Speaker 3 (06:23):
If you ever miss your crazy news story, all right.

Speaker 2 (06:25):
Wam starting eighty minutes of commercial free music for you next,
along with some Rockwell coming.

Speaker 1 (06:29):
Up Christie Live Say.

Speaker 3 (06:32):
Thirty three on Classic Kits one oh three point seven.
As the world turns, Days of our Lives.

Speaker 2 (06:38):
None of these soap dramas have anything on producer Karina's Family.
It's time for your favorite radio soap opera where we
check in with the Velaskaz Clan.

Speaker 3 (06:48):
It's time for another episode.

Speaker 1 (06:50):
Of Karina's family drama.

Speaker 4 (06:53):
So I think my dad's trying to kill another dog.

Speaker 2 (06:56):
Oh gosh, okay, if you're new to the family drama,
this happened before Producer Karina's dad Won accidentally fed Karina's
dog Bonita, big chunks of meat after she told him
not to do it, and her Chihuahua almost choked.

Speaker 3 (07:10):
And now what happened.

Speaker 5 (07:12):
So we've been dog sitting for a friend for the
past three weeks. Well, lately, I've been noticing that porsche
stomach has been a little messed up, let's say, and
she's been eating grass, which is a sign that the
dogs are like trying to clean out their system. Oh,
And I'm like, well, we're not feeding her at least,
I'm not feeding her anything different until the other day

(07:34):
when I got home and noticed my dad was feeding
her chi cha on uh uh and a little bit
of pork from a taco he bought. And I'm like,
this dog is on a strict diet, you know, because
that's what the owner said, just give her like chicken
and rice. But I'm like, now it makes sense to
why Porscha it's got.

Speaker 2 (07:56):
The bubba gun y'all over here getting her spicy Mexican
when she's used to eating at basic, you know, organic
like top grade food.

Speaker 5 (08:05):
But it wasn't me because I'm like, I'm feeding her
the way she's supposed to be eating.

Speaker 3 (08:09):
Uh huh.

Speaker 4 (08:10):
But now it all makes sense.

Speaker 5 (08:11):
And I told him, I'm like, you can't be beating
someone else's dog however you want, however you want. It's
just a little bit, it's just a little bit of chicharon,
it's just a little bit of taco.

Speaker 4 (08:21):
No, that's not okay.

Speaker 5 (08:26):
So they're supposed to be picking up the dog either
today or tomorrow.

Speaker 3 (08:29):
Uh huh.

Speaker 5 (08:30):
And I'm nervous because, yeah, her stomach is not well,
I'll just leave it at that.

Speaker 2 (08:39):
Wan thought Mexican food was a treat, but now this
dog's stomach is in fuego.

Speaker 1 (08:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (08:47):
Will he talked his way out of this mess?

Speaker 3 (08:50):
Or is he about to.

Speaker 2 (08:51):
Be in Ferro grande trouble? It's basically big trouble. Yes,
we'll find out Thursday.

Speaker 3 (08:59):
On another so dumb Kuina's family drama. Not your dad
giving the dog the bubble guts, I'm mad? Uh huh, all.

Speaker 2 (09:08):
Right, Every Tuesday and Thursday you can hear about the
crazy viral trends. There is a new way to keep
your kids in line. It's going crazy viral in Japan.
And wait till you find out what parents are doing next.
And you Gotta be kidding Me on Classic Kids one
of three point.

Speaker 1 (09:22):
Seven Christie Live.

Speaker 3 (09:25):
If your kids are bad, you can take away their phones.

Speaker 2 (09:28):
You can maybe ground them, or you can do what
the parents in Japan are doing.

Speaker 3 (09:34):
And have the demons call them.

Speaker 2 (09:37):
Every Tuesday and Thursday, talk about the crazy viral trends
and things happening in the world.

Speaker 3 (09:42):
In something called you Gotta Be kidding Me.

Speaker 2 (09:45):
Onny Kara Denoir or Phone Call from a Demon, was
developed by a group in Tokyo to help parents keep
their kids in check. The app simulates a phone call
from a demon character. It looks like a man dressed
up like a red devil demon and they call your
kid on FaceTime and talk trash. You do, sue cool?

(10:11):
I mean that's a Japanese but he's basically saying, Oh,
if your kids aren't eating, hit us up.

Speaker 3 (10:15):
We got your back.

Speaker 4 (10:17):
Kids who don't go to bed, kids who don't.

Speaker 5 (10:19):
Cut their promises, kids who fight with their siblings.

Speaker 3 (10:23):
You gotta be kidding me.

Speaker 2 (10:25):
This is horrible for children. Yeah, but can we get
a demon call for the adults?

Speaker 4 (10:29):
I mean, can we summon a demon.

Speaker 2 (10:32):
Coworkers believe their dirty dishes in the sink, boyfriends who
don't put the toilet heat down ever?

Speaker 3 (10:39):
Okay, can I get a demon call for that? Just
saying this is crazy?

Speaker 2 (10:45):
Though, If you want to actually see the demon call
in action, you could see it on our socials at
Classic Kids one o three seven Bad.

Speaker 3 (10:54):
You gotta be kidding me, Christie.

Speaker 2 (10:56):
Lie, Classic Kids one of three point seven. It's time
to play, give me five a brain teaser game.

Speaker 3 (11:03):
Carolyn's in the hot seat. Oh no, don't be scared, girl.
You got this Oakland is in the house. Carolyn.

Speaker 2 (11:11):
All you have to do is give me five things
in that category, and if you do, you will be
our new gimme five champ simple right, Okay, clock starts
when I say go play along with Carolyn. If you're listening,
give me five jobs or occupations that start with the
letter A.

Speaker 3 (11:29):
As an apple go.

Speaker 5 (11:32):
Count your petition.

Speaker 3 (11:35):
Apple glower.

Speaker 2 (11:40):
And on your time is up.

Speaker 3 (11:43):
You got our teacher right at the wire. So man,
Thank you so much, Carolyn.

Speaker 2 (11:49):
I appreciate the call and for you putting yourself out
there to play. Well, you made mind. Thanks for playing,
and you know you only have ten seconds to do
it when you play.

Speaker 3 (11:59):
Give me five. Gotta get it in quick tomorrow you'll
have a chance.

Speaker 2 (12:02):
Coming up in nine point forty your crazy news story,
a man got caught doing something kind of amazing and
definitely insane at work. Mine gave you some ideas too,
Coming up next, tell you about that. Also some ub
forty and red hot Chili Peppers on the way, Classic.

Speaker 1 (12:17):
Kids, three points, Crazy Crazy News with Christie Live in
Morning Drown.

Speaker 3 (12:31):
Today, the Crazy Train is headed out to Spain.

Speaker 2 (12:34):
For six years, Joaquin Garcia pulled off the ultimate work
life balance.

Speaker 3 (12:40):
He just didn't go to work.

Speaker 2 (12:42):
He was an engineer at a wastewater treatment plan, and
he said he stopped going to work because the work
environment was toxic.

Speaker 3 (12:50):
He was being bullied by his coworkers.

Speaker 2 (12:53):
Nobody even noticed that old Joaquin Garcia hadn't worked in
six years. Wow, And until he was set to receive
a twenty year Great Service award. Wow. A way they
were giving this man an award for twenty years of
hard work. And then when they went to check for him,
his coworkers were like, we ain't say Joaquin in a minute. Oh,

(13:17):
one department thought he was with another department. That department
thought he was back with the other department. And that's
how he was able to stay under the radar until
they wanted to honor him. Oh that's crazy, And instead
they slept him with a lawsuit and he had to
pay back one year of salary, so about thirty thousand bucks,
but he still.

Speaker 3 (13:33):
Got five on it.

Speaker 6 (13:34):
Yeah, but I know he's mad, like, oh, man, I
got caught six years now he's retired.

Speaker 3 (13:43):
That's crazy.

Speaker 2 (13:44):
And you can catch all your crazy news every weekday
at seven, ten and nine and whenever you miss your
crazy news stories, you can always find them on demand.
Just go to Classic Hits one oh three seven dot
com listening.

Speaker 1 (13:57):
Good Morning Drive with Christie Live on demand
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