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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Please listening Morning Drive with Christie Live on demand.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Kind of nefarious.
Speaker 3 (00:07):
It's six fifteen on Classic Hits, one of three point seven.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Mean, I knew you were going to ask because you're
sometimes surprised, you with these words that you come out with,
and I'm like, are these like old school words? But
what is nefarious?
Speaker 3 (00:21):
It's something basically meaning usually I'm googling it now, organized
crime or something that's not necessarily kosher, not on the
up and up.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Okay, we're supposed to be, you know. Yeah, yeah, great translation.
Speaker 4 (00:40):
If you know what it means, I used it correctly.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Yeah, it sounds like you did. I'm not saying you
did it.
Speaker 4 (00:47):
It sounds kind of crazy. How about it? How are
you doing this Thursday morning?
Speaker 3 (00:53):
If you're a Golden State Warriors fan, Well, tomorrow we
have the Golden State Valkyries to look forward to, and we'll.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
Just leave it right there.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
And by the way, the A's are coming into town,
so that'll be fun. They're facing the.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
Giants, Oh my Oakland, I know, okay for the Bay
Area sports teams hanging on all right? Okay, yeah, so okay,
next year, just want to say happy Birthday to the
Golden arches. McDonald's is celebrating a birthday today.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Really.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
Yeah, McDonald's has been around for a long long time.
And if you give me a second, I can tell
you eighty five years old. Mickey D's May fifteenth, nineteen
forty in San Bernardino, California opened up. What do you
think the number one menu item is for McDonald's in California.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
I'm gonna say the Big Mac. It is not the
Big Mac, the McRib. It is not the McRib. Oh gosh?
Is it a happy Does a happy meal count?
Speaker 4 (01:49):
The happy meal is number one in California.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
That is the most search for, the most ordered, probably
because people in California want the toys so they could
sell them on the black market or the resale market.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Yeah, you can get a lot of money for it.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
I'm not mad at a kid's meal either, So the
happy meal. You know Little Ricky, he does disco Saturday nights.
If you have not listened on Saturday night, it is
a straight up party, all disco from seven to midnight.
He has never, in his whole entire life forty plus years.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
I'm not going to tell you this age ever eaten
at McDonald's.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
No way, ever, he has not had a McDonald's French fry.
He has not had one chicken McNugget, not a taste
of a big mac. He has never ever ever eaten
at McDonald's. No way ever. That is so crazy to me.
But then I was thinking about it. You know what,
there are a lot of things that some people assume
(02:42):
everyone in the world has done, but you have not
done it. I have never seen Bambie. Oh my god,
I've never seen Bambi. I know, doesn't something happen to
the mom spoiler alert.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
I think everybody knows. Yeah, okay mom, Yeah, but she's
gone at the first like five seconds. Oh really yeah, yeah,
it's kind of sad in the beginning. All those Disney
movies are sad, especially the older ones. But yeah, I've
never seen BAMBI never seen Bambie. But Little Ricky has
never eaten a McDonald's. Is there something you've never ever
ever done? Producer Krina. I've never skydived and I will
(03:19):
never do that.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
Well, I don't think that's something that everyone has done. Really,
if you say I've never been on an airplane, that's
something that most people have done. I don't think most
people are jumping out an airplane. I know a lot of
people my age that never rode a bike before. Really, yeah,
they've never ridden a bike.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
No.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Yeah, And most people do know how to ride a bike,
but they've never ridden a bike before. And I'm not
talking bike motorcycle. I'm talking about a two wheel bike. Wow,
I know that is crazy. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
What is something that everybody seems to have done, but
you have never ever, ever done? One eight sixty six,
nine hundred and one to three Evan is the phone number.
Tap the red microphone on our free iHeartRadio app and
jump in join the fun. Everyone else in the world
seems to have done this fill in the blank except
(04:11):
you call.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
I'd love to hear it. Got some Michael Jackson and
Queen on the.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
Way Christie Live. How much would you say is avocado
toast worth to you? Every Tuesday and Thursday on Classic Kids,
one of three point seven got to talk about the
crazy viral trends and things happening in the world that just.
Speaker 4 (04:27):
Make you shake your head and say, you gotta be
kidding me.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
In San Francisco's Cow Hollow neighborhood, there is a restaurant
called Avo Toasty and now they are serving a fifty
dollar avocado toast.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
What if on this toast just avocado, It.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
Needs to be forty eight dollars and twenty five cents
on the toast. If it's gonna be fifty dollars, that part,
as it is, avocado toast is already overpriced.
Speaker 4 (04:55):
And now they're.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
Expecting people to pay fifty dollars for slice bread okay, avocado?
Speaker 4 (05:03):
Yeah, three little dullops.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
Of caviar, oh gosh, and twenty four carrot goldflex that
are edible. Someone's gonna pay this though, and you know what,
you deserve to lose all your money exactly.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
No, that's crazy. You gotta be kidding me. And Holy
welcome only it was dumb, so was that joke? No,
you gotta be kidding me.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
Classic d three points. That Crazy Train news with Christie
Live in morning drops.
Speaker 4 (05:49):
Seven. You can get eighty minutes of commercial free music.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
I always like to remind you in case you have
a long commute, music definitely helps you get through it. Today,
the Crazy Train is headed out to Las Vegas. Now,
if you get upset because your landlord raises your rent,
you have a couple options. You can probably either move
you can maybe ask for extra hours at work so
(06:11):
you can pay yep the extra rent. Maybe plead with
your landlord to give you a break. Or you can
do what Clinton Hogan Junior did, just light the apartment
building on fire.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
No, he did not.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
Cops arrived to the scene after a Las Vegas man
who was upset about his rent being too high, decided
to just burn the place down.
Speaker 4 (06:38):
He went there.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
He had whiskey, a lighter fluid, so whiskey, a lighter,
and paint solvent, and he said he did it because
he was angry his rent went up and he had
to move out.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
Come on, now he's gonna face all kinds of charges.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
Well, at least he won't be homeless because he'll have
a house in Cell Block D rent Free.
Speaker 4 (07:00):
Go enjoy that.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
That is your daily crazy news story. You could ride
the crazy train every weekday at seven, ten and nine forty.
Get your crazy news anytime on demand with the whole show.
Just go to Classic Hits one O three seven dot com,
Christy Live, Smoy Caliente, s MOOI Dramatico, s mooy Comedica.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
No, I don't know what you're trying to say there,
but it's none of that comita comda's food.
Speaker 4 (07:29):
Okay, it's not that. How you say comedy is Spanish comdia.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Okay, there you go.
Speaker 4 (07:36):
It's hot, it's dramatic, it's funny.
Speaker 3 (07:38):
It's producer Karina's family, which brings all of that and
more on Classic Kits one O three point seven every
Tuesday and Thursday. Gotta check in with the Velasquez household.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
In Torino's family Drama.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
Oh to my mom and dad, we've got a war
going on.
Speaker 4 (07:56):
Oh gosh, what happened?
Speaker 2 (07:58):
So we are getting the back ready for my dad's
big seventy fifth birthday bash.
Speaker 4 (08:03):
I'm so sad, I'm gonna miss it.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
Yeah, okay whatever. Anyways, they've been working on the backyard,
cleaning everything, pulling out the weeds. But for the past
two weeks we notice that my dad has a chair
in the backyard set up with an umbrella. Okay. We've
also noticed that there's these two giant plastic birds that
(08:26):
he bought at Costco, uh huh, and they've been sitting
on the chair underneath the umbrella. The other day, my
mom's like Onosai, like, where are the birds? There? Turns
out these birds have been sitting under the umbrella for
two weeks because he doesn't want the sun to be
hitting these birds. Aren't the birds like supposed to be
(08:47):
on the lawn. These are birds for lawn decor. It
specifically says it on the box. These are outdoor blue
decor birds. And for two weeks, these birds have been
on the chair underneath the umbrella because he's worried that
the paint is gonna get destroyed by the sun.
Speaker 4 (09:06):
There lawn decorations. They're built to be in the sun.
They're supposed to be on the lawn exactly.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
So why did he buy them. I don't know. I
don't know what he was thinking. So now my mom's like,
you got until the end of this week to move
the birds out of there and move that chair and
the umbrella. So that's where we're at right now, and
they're going back and forth about these stupid birds that
are in the backyard on the chair under the underneath
the umbrella, protecting them from the sun.
Speaker 3 (09:36):
If it's a lawn decoration, it's built to be in
the sun on.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
Your lawn exactly. But not in my dad's eyes. He
must protect these plastic outdoor lawn birds at all costs.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
One shielding the lawn decor from the sun. But can
he handle the heat from Connie and Carinae. We'll find
out Tuesday on a new episode of Toriina's Family Drama.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
Dude, your dad, I said, you have to see the
video that I posted. Okay, Classic Hits one on three
seven FM. Please check it out because I'm not making
this up. Okay.
Speaker 4 (10:20):
You can see the bird. It's childing.
Speaker 3 (10:22):
Literally, it is on a lawn chair with an umbrella
on top of it.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
This called me, my dad or these birds going soon?
My mom is not having it.
Speaker 4 (10:33):
Oh man. We'll check in again. Like I said, every
Tuesday and Thursday.
Speaker 3 (10:36):
If you miss Karina's Family Drama you can also here
are the episodes on our on our podcast at Classic
Hits one O three seven dot com. Okay, every Tuesday
and Thursday talk about the crazy viral trends and things
happening in the world.
Speaker 4 (10:49):
And there is a new.
Speaker 3 (10:50):
TikTok trend that the youth of America are participating in
and it will definitely make you say you got to
be kidding me.
Speaker 4 (10:57):
Next on Classic Kids.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
Christie kids today are just bored.
Speaker 4 (11:02):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 3 (11:03):
We did crazy things in the eighties in the nineties,
even their early odds. But kids today take the craziness
to a whole new level.
Speaker 4 (11:11):
It's classic.
Speaker 3 (11:12):
Kids went out three point seven every Tuesday and Thursday
talk about the crazy viral trends, things happening in the
world that just make you shake your head and say,
you gotta be kidding me. You know those Google chromebooks,
they're like mini laptops. A lot of students get them
in classes. Yeah, I do well. There is a new challenge,
the chromebook challenge. What is that you ask, well? Chromebook
(11:34):
challenge where students are putting objects in the charging ports
of their devices in an effort to spark a fire.
Speaker 4 (11:44):
A local classroom filled with smoke.
Speaker 3 (11:46):
Sam Bernadino Unified officials say it forced evacuations at Cahona
High School last week after a student copied the TikTok
chromebook challenge.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
You gotta be kidding.
Speaker 3 (11:56):
Me putting things in the charging port of an electronic
in order to set a fire.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
There are teenagers now, kids being arrested because yeah, it's
causing a huge fire in the class and all the damage.
What are you doing?
Speaker 3 (12:16):
What makes you say, Hey, Johnny, hey, Sally, give me
something electric? I can stick it in my laptop.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
Here's a new challenge. Why don't you grab a fork
and stick it? Stick it in a socket.
Speaker 4 (12:29):
That was a challenge not too long ago. No, lie,
remember they were.
Speaker 3 (12:32):
Taking pennies and putting them in electronic sockets.
Speaker 4 (12:35):
Adults were doing it too, But really, come on, and
you know what.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
Sex is that The parent's gonna have to pay the
consequences for this, like to repair that chromebook.
Speaker 4 (12:44):
That is crazy.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
I gotta stop it. You gotta be kidding me.
Speaker 3 (12:49):
Read a book outside. There's in a Nintendo store opening
in Union Square this morning. Maybe take a trip out there,
but don't put something in your chromebook to make it
light on fire.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
Oh yeah, Oh my gosh, I can't. People are bored today, Yes, indeed,
please just stop the man, see, you gotta be kidding me.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
Classic Kids one of three point seven. Time to play
kim Me five Live.
Speaker 4 (13:17):
All right, let's see if you can battle this brain freeze.
What's your name?
Speaker 5 (13:21):
Tom?
Speaker 4 (13:22):
You got this? I feel it, I know it in
my body.
Speaker 3 (13:25):
Okay, I'm gonna give you a category. All you gotta
do is give me five things in ten seconds.
Speaker 4 (13:31):
You will be the new.
Speaker 3 (13:31):
Gimme five Champay clock starts when I saying play along
with Tom. If you're listening, give me five types of berries.
Speaker 5 (13:43):
Go okay, strawberry, brewberry, elder berry.
Speaker 4 (13:55):
Tom, what happened? What happened?
Speaker 5 (14:00):
I didn't get in.
Speaker 3 (14:01):
No, you got three, and then the clock ran out
on you.
Speaker 4 (14:04):
You were slow and steady, but you didn't win the race.
Speaker 3 (14:07):
Raspberry, BlackBerry, boys and berry would have would have put
you over the edge. I think you just had to
pick up the pace there. But you were on a roll.
And I love the shout out to elderberry. Everyone should
have that in their diet. It's great for immunity.
Speaker 5 (14:23):
Okay, all right, have a wonderful.
Speaker 4 (14:25):
Day, Tom, thanks.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
For calling to play.
Speaker 4 (14:28):
Thank you, Bye bye bye.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
Classics with Christie Live in Morning Drops.
Speaker 3 (14:45):
Today, the Crazy train is headed out to Las Vegas. Now,
if you get upset because your landlord raises your rent,
you have a couple options.
Speaker 4 (14:54):
You can probably.
Speaker 3 (14:55):
Either move, You can maybe ask for extra hour at
work so you can pay the extra rent, maybe plead
with your landlord to give you a break. Or you
can do what Clinton Hogan Junior did, just light the
apartment building on fire.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
No he did not.
Speaker 3 (15:16):
Cops arrived to the scene after a Las Vegas man
who was upset about his rent being too high, decided
to just burn the place down, and he said he
did it because he was angry his rent went up
and he had to move out. Come on, now he's
gonna face all kinds of charge you well, at least
he won't be homeless because he'll have a house in
(15:37):
Cell Block D rent free. There you go, enjoy that.
That is your daily crazy news story. You could ride
the Crazy train every weekday at seven.
Speaker 4 (15:47):
Sen and nine forty. Get your crazy.
Speaker 3 (15:49):
News anytime on demand with the whole show. Just go
to Classic Hits one three seven dot com listening
Speaker 2 (15:56):
Good Morning Drive with Christy Live on demand and