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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You listening Morning Drive with Christie Live on demand.
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It's gonna be fun.
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I don't know what it's gonna be, but I promise
you it's gonna be fun.
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It's gonna be great.
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As soon as I turn on producer Karina, well, it's
gonna say it's gonna be perfect. I said it was
gonna be fun.
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Christy a beautiful island like leistla Bonita.
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That's all.
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Look at you all right? Then, thank you.
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Welcome to Classic Kids one O three point seven. That's
producer Krina. My name is Christy, And like I said,
won't be perfect, but it'll definitely be fun. Got some
Steve Miller band coming up, some Michael Jackson on the way,
and every Tuesday and Thursday talk about crazy viral trends,
things that make you say you gotta be kidding me.
Last Tuesday we were talking about how adults are using
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pacifiers now to relieve stress. Yeah, that kind of thing
that makes you shake your head and say, what you
gotta be kidding me?
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Coming up next on Classic Kids, Christie Live, poppy bread.
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Is bad enough And now you want to add this to.
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Your Morning with Joe.
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Every Tuesday and Thursday here on Classic Kids one O
three point seven got to talk about the crazy viral
trends happening in the world, and something called.
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You gotta bey kidding me.
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Blame TikTok for the new scallion latte trend.
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Stop by chopping fresh spring onion. Then just make an
ice latte how you would, with ice, milk and of
course some espresso. Then we have to heavily garnish our
drink with spring onion. Make sure to give it a
nice mixed buttoms up.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Why are they putting onions in their coffee?
Speaker 4 (01:29):
That is a very good question, You gotta bey kidding me.
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People are literally chopping up green onions, muddling them and
then throwing some milk, some ice, some coffee on top,
and then chopped green onions on top. Coffee breath is
bad enough in the morning, and now you want to
throw some onions in your coffee.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
I do wonder if it tastes good. No, it doesn't
taste good.
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Nobody online who has tried this has said it is delicious,
and everyone who tries to make it says the same.
Speaker 5 (02:00):
I'm trying the viral green onion coffee because I have
yet to see somebody actually enjoy it.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
Because you're throwing on your big goofy.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
What is to enjoy about that?
Speaker 3 (02:08):
I'm sorry, that's just brutal. Get it like coffee brew. No, sorry,
it's a latte. Take in lat Okay, good, you gotta
be kidding me.
Speaker 6 (02:26):
Three points. That Crazy Train news with Christie Live in
Morning Trup.
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Today the Crazy Train is headed out to India with
two warnings, leave the animals alone and stop trying to
take stupid selfies.
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Let's start there.
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Okay, So there was a tourist in India who had
to run for his life after trying to take the
selfie with an elephant.
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Oh.
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The elephant was.
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Mining its own elephant business, eating carrots on the side
of a road and a tourist came up took a
selfie with a flash, but the flash startled the elephant,
who then turned around and chased him down the road.
And I guess his pants were sagging, so he tripped
on his pants and the elephant.
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Just oh no. And to make things.
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Worse, not only do you get trampled by an elephant
you tried to take a selfie with. They arrested the
man after they scraped him up off the ground.
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And now he had to pay a fine and.
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Record an apology video to the people of the town.
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And the elephant is the elephant okay?
Speaker 3 (03:42):
Though well I think that's irrelevant, but yes, the elephant
is okay.
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That's hus Christy so stupid. That is your crazy news.
Ride the Crazy Trains every.
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Weekday at seven and we appreciate you, Yeah, humoring our craziness.
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Here eighty minutes of commercial free music.
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Gonna start it with some Fleetwood bag for you.
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Next on Classic Kids, Christie Live.
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Eight thirty On Classic Kids, What are three point seven?
And producer Karina lives with her family and they pretty
much do everything together, which inevitably leads to some crazy
things happening.
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It's time to.
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Check in with your favorite Balletjo family. It's time for
a new episode.
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Of Toorna's family drama.
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The Velaska's house looks like somebody ropped it. What yesterday?
My dad woke up at three o'clock in the morning
and he's rummaging through the closet. He's rummaging through the
garage stuff. When I woke up, I'm like, what are
you looking for? He said something for the car. I'm like, okay,
didn't think anything of it. I get back home yesterday,
my mom has the recycling bin all poured out on
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the floor along with the garbage. What And I'm like, what,
what is it that you guys are looking for? So
my Mom's like, she's looking for papers for the car?
Which car the tourists? I said, okay, she's looking in
the garbage. In the garbage because they're looking for papers
for the car. I didn't think anything of it until
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in the evening time. My dad's like already upset, he's angry.
I said, what is it that you guys are looking for?
And then they go, it's the registration for the tourists.
I said, oh, you told me to give that to
Cindy on Saturday.
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And you guys don't remember.
Speaker 7 (05:35):
They said, no, I go, Mom, you put it in
a bag for me to give it to Cindy on Saturday.
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She's been at those tags.
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Your sister, Cindy has had the papers the whole time.
Speaker 7 (05:45):
This whole time, they were like dumping everything out of
the garbage, dumping everything out of the recycle.
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My dad hasn't been able.
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To sleep for two days because he kept find the
tags for the tourists. But they didn't tell me what
they were looking for. And turns out Sidney's had those
tags on Saturday.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
And they're the ones who gave it to you.
Speaker 7 (06:05):
They're the ones who put it in the envelope, bro
Sidney's name on it, stuck it in a bag and said, Karina,
here go take this to your sister. Owned both of
my parents are losing it.
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I'm like, oh god.
Speaker 7 (06:20):
Everything's been dumped out of the house, everything from the garage,
from the closet, and I said, come on, you guys,
let's get it together.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
Let's communicate.
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Karina's parents, Juan and Connie, followed the paper trail, but
did they follow it to the registration or to their
first stop to losing their minds? We'll find out Tuesday
on a new episode.
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Of Torina's Family Drama.
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They are losing their mind. Don't talk about my friends.
Don't go digging in the garbage. I can't.
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Every Tuesday Thursday, after we check in with Karina's family,
you know, got to talk about the crazy, viral, stupid trends,
things in the world that make you say, you gotta
be kidding me. And there's something that's meant for babies
but adults are using it now.
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It's a good dessert.
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Is it really good?
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It's a dessert? Is it really good? Find out next
to a classic.
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Kid Christie Live.
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Breast milk not just for babies anymore.
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It's classic kids one three point seven and every Tuesday
and Thursday talk about the crazy viral trends, things that
make you.
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Say, you gotta be kidding me.
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So a couple of weeks ago, I read a story
about bodybuilders buying breast milk on the internet because they
think it helps them bulk up.
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I can see that.
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There is actually no scientific proof that it works, but
it's still happening, and now people are using breast milk
as dessert. How So, a company named Frieda has created
breast milk ice cream.
Speaker 4 (07:54):
It only mimics the taste, It's not made with the
real thing.
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Crita says, the widespread love for breast milk is what.
Speaker 4 (07:59):
Is fired flavor?
Speaker 2 (08:01):
Is there a widespread love for breast milk?
Speaker 3 (08:04):
I don't know, because I've never been like, hmm, I'm thirsty, yeah.
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Or I want some dessert. Oh, let's go get breast
milk flavor.
Speaker 4 (08:11):
Oh my god, you gottity kidding me.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
This is not the rest Isaiah. Coming up next, Placenta
Smoothie stop it.
Speaker 4 (08:21):
Oh no, you gottay kidding me?
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Classic Kids, one of three point seven. Time to play
give me five?
Speaker 3 (08:30):
All right?
Speaker 2 (08:31):
What's your name and where are you calling from?
Speaker 3 (08:33):
Angela from Danville. Let's do it, Angela trying to take
down Moses. I'll give you a category. All you gotta
do is give me five things in that category. In
ten seconds. You will be the new Gimme five Champ.
Clock starts when I say, go, Angela, give me five
board games, Go Grable, Monopoly b I'm sorry, I'm like,
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oh right at the wire.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
With the classics.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
You didn't even say Chester Checkers. Those would count, but
you didn't need it. Congratulations, you are the Gimme five Champ?
Speaker 1 (09:16):
Who are?
Speaker 2 (09:16):
What would you like to shout out? Angela?
Speaker 7 (09:19):
I would like to shot at you and Karna for
making this day so much frighter for all of us.
Speaker 3 (09:24):
You're so sweet, Thank you so much, have a wonderful day,
and thanks for calling to play.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
Okay, thank you too, by bye bye.
Speaker 3 (09:31):
All right, Angela is the new champ, and tomorrow you
can try and take her down when we play Gimme
five again. Coming up at nine point forty hopping aboard
the crazy Train. When you try and take stupid selfies
usually doesn't end well. I find out what happened to
one dude next on Classic Kids'.
Speaker 6 (09:48):
Classic Kids three Points with Christie Live in Morning Trump.
Speaker 3 (10:02):
Today the Crazy Train is headed out to India with
two warnings, leave the animals alone and stop trying to
take stupid selfies.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
Let's start there.
Speaker 3 (10:10):
Okay, So there was a tourist in India who had
to run for his life after trying to take a
selfie with an elephant. Oh, the elephant was mining its
own elephant business, eating carrots on the side of the road,
and a tourist came up took a selfie with a flash,
but the flash startled the elephant, who then turned around
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and chased him down the road. And I guess his
pants were sagging, so he tripped on his pants and
the elephant just and to make things worse, not only
do you get trampled by an elephant you tried to
take a selfie with. They arrested the man after they
scraped him up off.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
The ground, and now he had to pay a fine.
Speaker 3 (10:54):
And record an apology video to the people of the town.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
And the elephant that's cold is the elephant okay?
Speaker 3 (11:06):
Though well I think that's irrelevant, but yes, the elephant
is okayus Christie, awesome, stupid.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
That is your crazy news. Ride the Crazy Trains every.
Speaker 3 (11:19):
Weekday at seven teen and and we appreciate you, yeah,
humoring our craziness.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
Here you're listening to Morning Drive with Christie Live on
demand