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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You were listening to Morning Drive with Christie live on demand.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Vin it is six seventeen. My name is Christine.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
Producer Karina is here. Hopefully you're a morning's off to
a great start.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
You know. Back on September the tenth, it was National
TV Dinner Day.
Speaker 4 (00:17):
Oh, I haven't had one of those on a long.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
When is the last time you're ripped into a banquet
or a hungry man TV dinner? I used to eat
them all the time. My brother and I were latch
key kids. Remember in the eighties. You were a latch
key kid if you came home and your parents weren't there,
and you just let yourself in the house.
Speaker 5 (00:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
And of course my mom had.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
A freezer stoppedful of the dinners and you used to
throw them in the oven.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
Early on. They weren't microwaveabolel. They were in the plastic
I did not know that.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
You all remember, Okay, so I know someone remembers when
you had to throw them in the in the metal
tin that's what they came in.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
You couldn't just throw them in the microwave. Uh huh.
And they would have the brownie. Oh, we would love
the brownie.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
And you would cook it too long and would just
turn into a brick. Does anyone remember that?
Speaker 5 (01:02):
Just me, don't I remember the Hungry Man Jack, But
I don't remember all that.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
You don't remember that the Salisbury steak?
Speaker 1 (01:09):
No? Oh my gosh. Okay, you were a Lawski kid,
your mama was cooking. But for those of us who
had to fend for ourselves, the best dessert was always
the little apple crumble.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
I remember the apple crumble.
Speaker 4 (01:21):
I do you remember the apple crumble?
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Oh? Man, you'd be mad if we got the ones
with no dessert. We'd be like mom for real?
Speaker 5 (01:27):
Christy, did you and your brother had to share? Or
you guys each had your own next? Oh? Because my
family we had to share everything and there was three
of us. You didn't have to share one TV dinner,
not one TV dinner, but like a tiny box of cookies,
we had to share that.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
Okay, but not like a TV shair. Oh come on, now,
I know, miss Connie. Wasn't you playing y'all out like that?
Speaker 1 (01:45):
So the original Swanson TV dinner was actually created by
this dude, Jerry Thomas, and the reason they created the
TV dinner super random fact. You might need it one
day for a game show. They had two hundred and
sixty tons of leftover Thanksgiving turkey at Swanson and they were.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
Like, what the hell are we going to do with
all this turkey?
Speaker 1 (02:06):
And so they ended up creating this TV style dinner
in a cardboard box to look like a TV set.
They sold it for like ninety eight cents and that
is why the TV dinner came to be.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
So thank you Jerry Thomas for all of the memories,
and yeah for the little apple crumble and the hard
britt brownie that producer Karina does not remember.
Speaker 5 (02:29):
Your son is very what's it called Salisbury's steak?
Speaker 1 (02:33):
Somebody, somebody please call and let Karina know what's up
with the sALS Very stake.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
That one used to be hidden. I'm just saying, real
eighties kids, No, what's up?
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Got some whim on the lads and Fleetwood mad coming.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
Up and you start this Thursday. Thanks for listening to
Classic Kids Christy Live. We been talking TV dinners this morning, but.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
New Snack Alert.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
Time for some dirt. You gotta be kidding me, sow.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
And Thursday, you know got to talk about the crazy,
stupid viral trends on Glass of Kids. What three point seven,
and there is a new snack that's taking the beauty
world by store eating dirt.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Dirt, love it. I would eat this all day and
not even eat no food.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Wake up in the morning, brush my teeth straight to
the dirt, I go, and I don't care.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Why nobody to say, can't nobody.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
Make me stop eating? You gotta be kidding me. I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Oh, there's a lot to unpack there, But why would
you brush your teeth first and then go eat a
mouthful of dirt? Right?
Speaker 5 (03:31):
It says that it helps their skin get tight and glowy.
And there's a term for this. People that eat the dirt.
They're called punchers. They're called stupid Christy. I'm sorry, I'm
not eating dirt. Okay, I'm sorry. That was me intellectually challenged.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
If you want your skin to look good, use lotion,
don't don't eat dirt, or eat some vegetables. How about that,
drink some water, do something, don't pick up a pile
of dirt.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
I mean, if you eat dirt, what is your bread
smelling like? If you're eating dirt.
Speaker 5 (04:02):
Fertilizer poop, just say, I'm just saying, if you're eating.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Dirt, classic kids, three points Crazy with Christie Live.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
In Morning Drops.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
It's sevent to ten right now, around seven twenty, you
can get eighty minutes of commercial free music. Today, the
Crazy Train is headed out to a Target in Massachusetts.
Sometimes crime does not pay, especially because criminals usually aren't
the smartest people. Tevin Haywood and a female friend went
to Target to try and do a little shoplifting. Of course,
(04:47):
crime doesn't pay, so when they didn't pay for their merchandise,
police were called on the shoplifters. And when they were caught,
what are you gonna do If you have some dirt
on you, you try and swallow it. So anyway, was
caught shoving plastic sandwich bags into his mouth, which is
obviously suspicious behavior. The bags, however, contained lots of cocaine,
(05:11):
small bundles of fentanyl, probably things you shouldn't be shoving
in your mouth, especially.
Speaker 5 (05:16):
When you're trying to shoplift. I mean, you know, don't shoplift.
But I'm just saying, really yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
Because the Karina is the resident expert here, we call
her Cartel Karina's kidding.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
They were addressed it.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
They were They were arrested for drug.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Possession, tampering, with evidence and of course shoplifting and stupa.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
That is your daily craz news. These people.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
You can ride the crazy train every weekday at seven,
ten and nine forty. If you miss it, it's on demand.
Just go to Classic Hits one O three seven dot com.
Speaker 4 (05:49):
All right, all right, Cartel Karina checking.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
Out Christie Live eight twenty eight on Classic Hits one
O three point seven. My name is Christy, producer. Karina
is here. We've been friends for what like twenty five years.
I think, gosh, that's crazy. It's a long time. Yes,
and during that time, I've gotten to know a lot
about Karina as well as her wonderful family. And people ask,
(06:11):
does this stuff really happen to Karina's family? Yes, it
does because they are a big family, and inevitably that
means there's gonna be some drama.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
It is time for a new episode of Karina's family drama.
Speaker 5 (06:24):
We went to dinner for my mom's birthday at the
Dead Fish Huh, our favorite restaurant, by the way, no
cork fee, thank you very much, and there was eight
of us. Okay, So they don't split checks at the restaurant.
They don't take separate cards. So my dad had to
put everything on one card, and everyone thought like, oh,
that's so nice. My dad's being generous picking up this
three hundred dollars.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
Job for your mom's birthday, for my mom's birthday.
Speaker 5 (06:48):
But then my dad texts us and said, hey, girls,
I was not picking up the check. I need everybody
to pay their fair share of the bill.
Speaker 4 (07:00):
Here goes my sisters.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
Oh gosh, here we go my.
Speaker 5 (07:03):
Younger sister, Nikki, Well, I didn't eat the mussels and
shrimp that were on the table or.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
As one of the appetizers.
Speaker 4 (07:11):
Here goes my sister Cindy.
Speaker 5 (07:13):
I didn't eat the klamari that Nikki ordered. And everyone's
going back and forth of what they ate and what
they didn't eat. Instead of just splitting the bill evenly.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
Shouldn't you just split the bill eagerly?
Speaker 1 (07:24):
I mean, it's just so much easier when you go
out to eat with the group.
Speaker 5 (07:27):
Not when it comes with my family. Here goes my
sister Cindy. Well, Mike, her partner, only had a salad
because he wasn't hungry. I said, well, what about the tip?
The tip should be should be divided evenly. Here goes
my dad, Well, no, it should be split by what
everybody ordered.
Speaker 4 (07:45):
No, so I think this might be the last.
Speaker 5 (07:48):
Birthday dinner at the Dead Oh unfortunately, because everybody wants
to be greedy.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
There's an app that you.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
Can use to split the tab and yes, there is
an app for that.
Speaker 4 (08:00):
Oh I did not know that.
Speaker 5 (08:01):
Yes, I mean it was a beautiful dinner because we
all managed to come together for my mom. But not
if it's going to turn into this every single time. Oh, man,
I know I can't with the family. I just can't.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
One fish, two fish. No one wants to pay for
their dish.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
Will the family be able to get over this bad blood?
Speaker 3 (08:25):
We'll find out next Tuesday on a new episode.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
Of Kuna's Family Drama.
Speaker 4 (08:34):
Man, they're still trying to figure.
Speaker 3 (08:35):
Out the bill this morning.
Speaker 4 (08:36):
Uh uh, yes, they're still going at it.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
Good luck getting that money one all right.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Every Tuesday and Thursday, you can catch new episodes Aqrena's
Family Drama, and if you miss them, they are on demand.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
Just go to Classic Kids one O three to seven
dot com.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
Also on Tuesdays and Thursdays, that's when you hear about
the crazy stupid viral trends and oh, this one involves
public restrooms. Wait till you find out what they're doing
with them in China. Find out next classic.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
Kit Christie Live, Your new toilet paper was such a
hot commodity.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
Three point seven And every Tuesday and Thursday, I gotta
talk about the crazy viral trends, things in the world
that make you say.
Speaker 3 (09:13):
You gotta be kidding me.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
If you travel out of the country, sometimes you'll notice
that there will be someone in the bathroom selling toilet
paper and you have to pay a little extra that
give you some toilet paper. You use the bathroom, well,
now it's some public bathrooms in China. In order to
get your little few squares of toilet paper, what you
have to do is watch an ad first and then
it'll dispense the paper for you.
Speaker 3 (09:38):
This is crazy.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
There are video screens next to the smart toilet paper dispensers,
and if you want to get some paper to wipe
your behind, you gotta watch a short ad first.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
And if you want extra toilet paper, you gotta watch
some extra ad.
Speaker 5 (09:55):
What if it's an emergency and you know what I'm
talking about, you gonna be sitting there.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
Watching YouTube videos for an hour.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
And some squares use your sock Oh that's so gross?
Speaker 3 (10:09):
Is that how you roll? Now? We really find it
now to China.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
If there aren't any roll.
Speaker 5 (10:18):
Just take it easy, you classic kids.
Speaker 3 (10:24):
One of three point seven. Time to play, Give me
five live Nuka Testa, ready to battle the braid Freeze.
What's your name and where you're from? My name is
Rosalin Carillo.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
I'm from Sanose.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
All right, repping the four oh eight Rosalin. I'm gonna
give you a category. All you have to do is
give me five things in that category in ten seconds,
and you will take over.
Speaker 3 (10:44):
As the Gimme five champ.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
Okay, okay.
Speaker 3 (10:46):
Clock starts when I say, go play along with Rosalin.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
If you're listening, give me five types of cheese go.
Speaker 5 (10:57):
Setter, Gudda, provolone, parmesan.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
Oh Drella. I was like that Bauz right there.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
I was like, oh oh like the Brave Freeze daughter.
Speaker 5 (11:11):
Oh no, but you hold it.
Speaker 4 (11:13):
Out a kid as far as second got out.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
Oh congratulations, Roslyn, you are the new Gimme five Champ.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
Step up to the mic. Who or what would you like.
Speaker 3 (11:25):
To shout out this Thursday?
Speaker 5 (11:27):
Shout out the Orchard Cafe in San Jose at Orchard
Elementary Erica, Sabrina, Yvon, Trish and myself of course Laslyn.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
All right, well, thank you all so much.
Speaker 3 (11:39):
You crushed it.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
Congratulations, have a fabulous day. Okay, thank you all right,
take care bye bye. That's how you get her done.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
Thank you to everyone working with the kids, from the
janitors to the cafeteria and cafe workers to the teachers
holding it down every day. Hopefully you guys get a
vacation coming up here soon. Every weekday around at you
can hear your daily crazy news. Got that coming up
straight ahead, along with some cardigans and Tom Petty coming
up on classic hit Classic Kids.
Speaker 3 (12:11):
With Christie Live in.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
Morning drops a Target in Massachusetts. Sometimes crime does not pay,
especially because criminals usually aren't the smartest people. Tevin Haywood
and a female friend went to Target to try and
(12:32):
do a little shoplifting.
Speaker 3 (12:34):
Of course, crime doesn't pay, so when they.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
Didn't pay for their merchandise, police were called on the shoplifters.
And when they were caught, what are you gonna do
If you have some dirt on you, you try and
swallow it. Son Hawen was caught shoving plastic sandwich bags
into his mouth, which is obviously suspicious.
Speaker 3 (12:54):
Behavior.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
The bags, however, contained lots of cocaine, small bundle offensanal.
Speaker 3 (13:01):
Probably things you shouldn't be shoving in your.
Speaker 4 (13:03):
Mouth, especially when you're trying to shoplift.
Speaker 3 (13:05):
I mean, you know, don't shoplift, but I'm just saying,
really yeh.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
Because Karina is the resident expert here, we call her
Cartel Karina kidding. They were arrested for drug possession, campering
with evidence, and of course shoplifting and stup.
Speaker 3 (13:23):
That is your daily craz news. These people you can.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
Ride the Crazy Train every weekday at seven, ten and
nine for If you miss it, it's on demand. Just
go to Classic Hits one O three seven dot com.
Speaker 4 (13:34):
All right, all right, Cartel Karina checking out.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
You're listening to The Morning Drive with Christie Live on
demand