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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You were listening to Morning Drive with Christy Live on
demand taking.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
It back to nineteen ninety eight with that classic Aerosmith
song on Classic Hits one O three point seven on
nineteen ninety eight, a simpler time time before the robot takeover.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
I mean that movie was from what Independence Day, wasn't it. Yeah?
Speaker 4 (00:23):
I think you're right.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
Yeah, so that talked about the robot takeover. The aliens
are coming, and it seems like that nowadays. My name
is Christy. Producer Karina is here and did you see
this way mo car getting pulled over? No, I didn't.
Driverless cars man, it's a real thing.
Speaker 5 (00:41):
There's a cop pulling one over. It knows when a
police officer pulls it over. San Bruno police try to
pull this one over. This one made an illegal U
turn right at a light right in front of the police.
They said there's no driver in this case. So they
let them go because right now they can't give out
a citation.
Speaker 4 (00:59):
To a robot.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
M M. If you're a police officer, why are you
gonna take the time to go up to the car?
I know, like, you know, there's nobody driving, Like, what
are you gonna do? That's so funny, but it's happening
the robot takeover.
Speaker 4 (01:13):
You know what.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
Else, there's a name that you might hear in the
next couple of days because she's making a lot of headlines.
And her name is Tilly Norwood. Have you heard of
this name?
Speaker 4 (01:25):
No, I have not.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
Christy Tilly Norwood is in a couple of movies now
and she has a huge social media following. And nothing
wrong with the actress having a social media following or
being in movies, except the AI actress is completely artificially created. Really,
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this person is not a real person. She's playing in
real movies with real actors and actresses, but she's totally
AI created.
Speaker 4 (01:55):
That's crazy.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
It is crazy. And she has social media. Yeah, and
now real agents are like, I want to sign Tillie
Norwood and it's like, this is an AI created thing.
It's not even a person.
Speaker 4 (02:07):
Yeah, well someone's making some good money off of that.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
The person who created her is this like comedian And
they said, well, you know what, she's talented. She's AI
generated content. And if people are mad because she's going
to replace real performers, they can step their game up.
But really, really, it's crazy. This is a whole Ai
created person who has like a following and is actually
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in real movies.
Speaker 4 (02:34):
That's wild.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
It is so crazy, I know, just telling you they're coming,
they are here, are They're not coming? They are moving
in next door to you, So just be aware. Yeah,
oh jeez, Louis.
Speaker 4 (02:47):
Can we go back to ninety eight?
Speaker 3 (02:50):
Stick around here? It's simpler times here on Classic Kids
about three point seven, the days of Bohemian Rhapsody with
what's his name? Writing for Carrie No, the guy, the kids,
the guy, Oh god, am I getting Oh? The guy
who played for No, the guy singing in the car
Wayne's World, Wayne's World. That's Hilayers, Thank you? Isn't Michael Myers?
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Mike Myers is cool? Myers is the killer?
Speaker 4 (03:16):
Freddie Krueger. Mike Myers. It's Mike Myers.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
You said, Michael Myers, that's the killer. It's different, different,
it's Mike Myers.
Speaker 4 (03:27):
Okay, okay, I added a cold it was.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
Oh, Cole makes a date.
Speaker 4 (03:37):
Stop it, Mike Myers, Come on, what's the guys?
Speaker 3 (03:41):
Carvey there? It is Christie. When you get something in
your mind and it just anyways, there's some freebe fifty
two's tickets coming your way. For sending to this madness.
Seven and nine twenty listen to win. It's classic kids,
Christie Live. It's classic kids, who got to talk back?
Good morning, Good morning gets Ben, so I have the
chip Man.
Speaker 4 (03:59):
Sorry that Errolsmith song was actually from Armageddon. Yep, appreciate
you all, Bye.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
Thank you Ben. We figured that out as soon as
we went to commercials. Good looking out, appreciate to talk back,
and Happy belated birthday, Christie Live. The Big forty coming
up at seven twenty is your first chance at those
free tickets to see the B fifty two's and whatever
float your boat, people, whatever float your boat. It's closet
Kids one O three point seven. Every Tuesday and Thursday,
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you hear about the crazy viral trends, the things that
just make you shake your head and wonder what the
heck is wrong with people, and then say, you gotta
be kidding me. Sexy rats are the newest hobby and
way that you can make some extra cash. And I'm
not talking about a little bit of money either. The
sexy rats are basically frozen rats. Yes, that are taxi
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dermied into burlesque creatures. Yeah, complete with Ryanstone. Mm hmm wigs, pasties,
signature pasties. And when I tell you that people are
not just buying these sexy taxidermied rats, people are actually
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making lots of money making them. Currently, I'm making one
hundred thousand pounds per years selling them.
Speaker 5 (05:21):
Who knew there was so many poses you could make
with a mouse on a boat.
Speaker 6 (05:24):
Who knew?
Speaker 3 (05:25):
Freaky niky an rats? Gotta be kidding?
Speaker 4 (05:29):
Are you for real?
Speaker 3 (05:30):
Right now?
Speaker 1 (05:30):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (05:30):
Christy?
Speaker 6 (05:31):
There they sell for two hundred dollars each, these showtime
taxidermy mice.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
Let me go to somebody's house and see a sexy
rat on their Christian counter. No, thank you, rat tattooy, I'm.
Speaker 4 (05:44):
Sorry for Gus, Gus and Jack. Yeah, just to say
they're already.
Speaker 6 (05:48):
Dead by the way they buy them dead and then
there's like a whole process.
Speaker 4 (05:51):
But yeah, that's what taxidermy mean.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
I know, but.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
You gotta be kidding me.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Us Crazy with Christie Live in Morning.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
Drops going out aboard the Crazy Train. Quick reminder at
seven twenty you can get eighty minutes of NonStop music
and free tickets to see the B fifty two s
and Devo at the Shoreline Amphitheater Today. The Crazy Train
is headed to Florida. Yes, Tampa, Florida, where a woman
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was caught driving the wrong way down the highway. Christian
Bell was caught driving westbound in the eastbound lanes and
when police tried to stop her, she refused and side
swiped a marked police car. She continued down the road
and then they eventually threw the spikes out and they
were able to stop her. And when they said, hey,
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you know, you know you're driving the wrong way, she
seemed confused and she said, wait on this highway? Are
you Suresha? She said, actually, my husband was the one
that was driving. Wasn't even me. The only thing is
she was alone in the car. Don't blame it on
your husband, who's not even in the car with you, ma'am. Clearly,
her blood alcohol level was nearly twice the legal limit
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and nol Christian was charged with the dui. The imaginary
husband never one lady.
Speaker 4 (07:19):
No, that's funny.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
They got it on video. Oh man, she did.
Speaker 4 (07:26):
At least she didn't hit anybody, I guess.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
And she signed swiped a marked police car, so technically
that is somebody.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
Christie live.
Speaker 3 (07:36):
They thirty four on Classic Kids, went o three point
seven and everybody has family. You can't live with them,
you can't live without them, and produce their Karina's Family, well,
there's never a dull moment. Let's just say that it's
time to check in with the seven h seven's finest.
It's time for another episode.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Of Karina's family Drama.
Speaker 6 (07:56):
Yesterday, my niece Levea and my dad came in the
house all mad and upset, and I'm like, why are
you guys huffing and Puffing's? Here?
Speaker 4 (08:02):
Was my dad one? Because always wants some random stuff
when I pick her up after school.
Speaker 6 (08:08):
He picked her up yesterday and after school, Lovey always
wants a snack. So yesterday my Dad's like, where do
you want to go? She said, Taco Bell? Okay, she said, okay,
he goes stuck. Well, Levey said, I want a Baha Blast.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
Okay, the little frozen drinks. They have those slushies.
Speaker 4 (08:24):
Uh huh.
Speaker 6 (08:25):
So they're in the dry too, and my dad, you
can't hear that well all the time, uh huh. So
he's like, can I get a boshaw black? And then
Levey's got her headphones so she's not listening to my
dad put.
Speaker 4 (08:36):
The order in.
Speaker 6 (08:36):
Uh huh and then the lady's like, sir, what, he goes,
ah black, the boshaw black, And at this point there
are already ten minutes in the drive through. My dad's
screaming at the Taco Bell lady and the cars are
starting to honk behind him, until Levey takes off her
headphones and she's like, Grandpa, what's taking so long? And
he goes, a lady, can't find your boss shaw black,
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and she goes, I said it's a ba hop blast.
Speaker 4 (09:01):
And at this point they're both frustrated.
Speaker 6 (09:03):
My dad's mad because he couldn't understand lovey English is
the second language.
Speaker 4 (09:08):
And he's arguing with a Taco Bell.
Speaker 6 (09:09):
Lady because he's trying to get her this frozen drink.
Speaker 4 (09:13):
But he didn't hear her.
Speaker 6 (09:14):
Right, and he was mad by the time he got home.
This is why I don't want to take her to
get snacks after school, because it's always something. You know,
she told you what she wanted, a Baha blast, But
he was screaming at the lady, I want to boshaw black.
Speaker 3 (09:36):
The Taco Bell visit was supposed to be extra mild,
but it turned out to be extra wild. Will this
family's beef be done or will this bond be forgever broken?
Get it forever, but not forever. It's forgever. Yeah, okay,
find Thursday on a new episode of Family Drama. I
(10:02):
swear I love your family. Shut out to one your dad,
He's my favorite. If you ever miss Kreta's Family Drama,
catchup online at Classic Hits one O three seven dot com.
Please share it, tell a friend, and you know, every
Tuesday and Thursday also got to check in with the
crazy stupid viral trends. Things in the world that make
you say, you gotta be kidding me. And there is
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a new sport I guess you could say, yeah that
is causing people to go six feet under. Oh yeah, great.
It is now eight thirty three. I don't know where
I got a thirty four, but you know, hey it's early. Yeah,
Christie live say forty eight? Is that time?
Speaker 7 (10:41):
Right?
Speaker 3 (10:44):
Been off with the times? This morning a Classic Hits
one O three point seven. I'm Christy, that's Karina. You know,
every Tuesday and Thursday gotta talk about the crazy viral
things in the world that just make you say.
Speaker 4 (10:55):
You gotta be kidding me.
Speaker 3 (10:56):
There's a new sport that's taking the world or I
should say Underworld by storm. The International Grave Digging Championships.
I'm not making this up. You gotta be kidding me.
Every year the Hungary Association of Cemetery Operators and Maintainers.
They invite professional grave diggers from around the world to
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represent their country and see who can get down six
feet under the fastest.
Speaker 7 (11:23):
The challenge was for eighteens from Siberia to dig a
grade two hundred by eighty by sixty centimeters as fast
as they could. Organizers used a real coffin to measure
the grave's accuracy, awarding extra dead points for precision.
Speaker 3 (11:35):
Did they say extra dead points for precision? Yes, No,
they did it.
Speaker 4 (11:41):
Coffin to measure what happened to a tape measurer.
Speaker 3 (11:44):
I mean, you gotta know if you're doing it right.
It's a grave digging competition, and a coffin doesn't fit
that you are doing it wrong. And why are they
hosting grave digging competitions to try and peak the interest
for young people to become future more workers. You gotta
be kidding me.
Speaker 4 (12:02):
Well, that's one way to put the fun in funeral.
You gotta be kidding me.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
Three points with Christie Live in morning drive.
Speaker 3 (12:26):
The Crazy Train is headed to Florida. Yes, Tampa, Florida,
where woman named Christian Bale was caught driving the wrong
way down the highway and when police tried to stop her,
she refused and sideswiped a marked police car and the
eventually threw out the spikes got her to stop, and
of course she had the perfect excuse. You was my
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husband's wagging the earth? You be home? You're driving home?
Speaker 6 (12:56):
No? No, no, I was very I was like in
the it was was in the fastener season.
Speaker 4 (13:01):
Is everyone else in our carse car? Okay, maybe not
that car.
Speaker 3 (13:05):
Oh maybe not that car. He's driving the the imaginary car. Officer,
how do you gonna blame it on your husband? He's
not even in the car, ma'am you're alone, Christie? She
sounds so eight is she was beyond drunk. Her blood
alcohol level was twice the legal limited of course, soul
Christian was charged with the DUI.
Speaker 4 (13:27):
Was she going bail on out of there?
Speaker 3 (13:28):
No?
Speaker 4 (13:29):
It wasn't that her last name.
Speaker 3 (13:32):
That was her natt name. That was her that was
her last name. Bille was their last name. That was
funny bail herself up.
Speaker 4 (13:39):
Oh yeah, we got it.
Speaker 3 (13:40):
Okay, let's bail out of that joke. How about that
That's Crazy News, Ride the Crazy Trade every you see
seven cent and nine forty on demand to at Classic
Kids one O three seven dot com. Don't drink and
try so.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
You were listening to Morning Drive with Christie Live on
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