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October 16, 2025 15 mins
Is your car a bird poop magnet? Christie & Karena might have a new job in selling sticks. Plus, people are making chicken smoothies for more protein! Here's Thursday's show! 
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You're listening to Morning Drive with Christy live on demand.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Never that, never steal in sunshine.

Speaker 3 (00:07):
We're just bringing it to you at six nineteen on
Classic Hits one O three point seven. Good morning, Oh,
it's gonna be a fantastic day and an even better night.
The B fifty two's and Devo are in the Bay.
They're at Shoreline Amphitheater. If you're headed to the party,
doors open at five point thirty. The show starts at
seven and there's nothing like a Shoreline Amphitheater show.

Speaker 2 (00:28):
So oh man, it's gonna be a good one. It's
gonna be nice and warm too. Today. Yea, I'm gonna
put on.

Speaker 3 (00:35):
The sexy dress Christie's coming out and just what a
two top? No?

Speaker 2 (00:40):
Oh skirt?

Speaker 4 (00:41):
No?

Speaker 2 (00:43):
I just said the sexy dress? Oh just okay, okay, thanks.

Speaker 3 (00:47):
Yeah, So hopefully your morning is off to a good start.
My name is Christy, Producer Karina is here and bird poop,
you know, happens to.

Speaker 2 (00:57):
The best of us.

Speaker 3 (00:59):
Maybe hopefully not on you, but definitely on your car.
But it turns out humans aren't the only people who
like their specific cars. Birds have a special liking to
certain cars as well.

Speaker 2 (01:14):
Really yes, they actually did a.

Speaker 3 (01:18):
Survey Science, Thank you Science, and they broke it down.
What is the car color that you think is targeted
the most by bird poop? If you're like, oh man,
my car keeps getting hit all the time, I'm always
watching my car, what do you think the color is, Christy,
I'm gonna say black. Black is one of the top three,

(01:39):
but not number one. Blue blue is not actually one
of the car colors that they love, believe it or not.
Brown cars, I don't even think I've seen a brown car.
What brown cars are the cars that birds love doing

(02:00):
their due on the most. I guess the way the
birds see things, their vision the UV rays brown picks
up the most in their visuals or like their vision,
so that is what they target, followed by red cars
and then black cars.

Speaker 2 (02:19):
Interesting, yep, the.

Speaker 3 (02:21):
Least targeted cars. If you want the birds to leave
you alone, white, silver, and gray.

Speaker 2 (02:25):
Oh yay, Well, Christy, you and me have great cars.
There you go. We're still beginning me.

Speaker 3 (02:31):
But let me tell you, what do you think is
the number one car that birds like to shoot for.
I'm gonna say, Christy and Mercedes. No, they leave the
expensive cars alone. They know better believe it or not. Nope,
not a Mercedes Toyota. Toyota not in the top ten really, Yep,

(02:52):
for some reason, I don't know why, but birds the
most pooped on brands.

Speaker 2 (02:58):
I don't know how we got on this this morning.
Dodge Ram what yes.

Speaker 3 (03:03):
Dodge Ram so random, followed by Jeeps and then Chevrolets.

Speaker 2 (03:08):
Interesting. That is so crazy.

Speaker 3 (03:12):
I want to know how they conducted this survey either
way though, just yeah, if a bird.

Speaker 2 (03:18):
Gets you, make sure you wash it all because it'll
jack your paint up.

Speaker 4 (03:21):
Yep.

Speaker 2 (03:22):
That is probably the most useful thing that came out
of this service. Yeah, pretty much.

Speaker 3 (03:26):
And hopefully you're not enjoying your breakfast right now while
we're talking about this Christie Live they say there's a
sucker born every minute, and as we get closer to
the holidays, there's more and more proof of that.

Speaker 2 (03:37):
It's classic kits one O three point seven.

Speaker 3 (03:39):
It's six forty and every Tuesday and Thursday we always
talk about some crazy viral trend or product being sold
in the world and something called you gotta be kidding me.
You know how you build a snowman? Well, we don't
really do it in California, So much in the bay
because it's doesn't snow.

Speaker 2 (03:56):
Yeah, but if you go to Tahoe, you can build one.

Speaker 3 (03:59):
Okay, So you get the nose, you get the eyes,
you build the snowman, and then one of the last
things you.

Speaker 2 (04:06):
Do is you stick on the arms. Right.

Speaker 3 (04:08):
Well, there is a man in Russian now selling snowman
arms on social media.

Speaker 2 (04:15):
We're up to fifty dollars a pop. You gotta be
kidding me.

Speaker 3 (04:20):
People are spending fifty dollars for wooden sticks.

Speaker 2 (04:24):
Not the wooden sticks.

Speaker 3 (04:26):
They are not special, hand crafted, carved out really cool
thumbs up giving snowman hands or arms.

Speaker 2 (04:34):
These are literally sticks. He's going in his backyard and
getting twigs and people are buying us. Really sucker born
every single.

Speaker 5 (04:42):
Minute we are in the wrong field. Okay, so technically
he's a Russian arms dealer, super green.

Speaker 2 (04:50):
I get it, I get it. You gotta be kidding me.

Speaker 1 (04:55):
Classic Kids three points with Christy drums.

Speaker 3 (05:09):
If you talk trash about somebody, it can definitely cost you.

Speaker 2 (05:12):
I think most people know that.

Speaker 3 (05:14):
Today the crazy train is headed out to South Korea,
where a man is getting sued for talking trash about
this boy band. There is a K pop band called Plave.
The boy band is made up of five members, and
I guess this guy went on x formerly Twitter and

(05:35):
was talking about the way that the boy band members
look and apparently people didn't like that, so now he's
being sued by the band. The only thing is Plave
the boy band is made up of five virtual avatars.
They are cartoons. This is not even a real band.
They are just vibes and pixels, not real people. But

(05:58):
all five members are actually suing this man in real life,
in real court for saying you were talking trash about
the way we look. They are cartoons. It is a
digital band made up.

Speaker 2 (06:11):
That's crazy. That is crazy.

Speaker 3 (06:13):
They want six and a half million one don't, Yes,
they do. They want payment for each of the five
members of this boy band. And I'm reading this story
a little bit more and it looks like this case
has already been tried and he actually lost the case.

Speaker 2 (06:33):
This is so the cartoon to court and the cartoons one. Oh,
what is happening in the world. I don't know. That
is crazy. Oh gosh, welcome to the future. That is
your crazy news.

Speaker 3 (06:50):
Well I can't I know, all right, you can ride
the crazy train every weekday. At seven, ten and nine
forty and it's on demand too. You can always find
your crazy news at Classic Kits one O three seven
dot com. All right, if you want to.

Speaker 6 (07:05):
The avatars have emotional distress, Like you.

Speaker 2 (07:08):
Said, I don't. It's the future, you guys, I Can'tah. Yeah,
there it is Christie Live.

Speaker 3 (07:15):
Thanks for listening to Classic Kits one O three point seven.
My name is Christie. Producer Karina is here. And every
family has their fair share of drama. It's just that
Producer Karina's family always seems to have.

Speaker 2 (07:26):
A little bit more on average.

Speaker 3 (07:29):
And it is time to check in with the Velasquez
family on another episode.

Speaker 1 (07:33):
Of Karina's family Drama.

Speaker 5 (07:36):
So yesterday my mom Connie invited my younger sister Nikki,
my niece Leavea, and my brother in law Steve o
Or for dinner.

Speaker 2 (07:43):
They had a little barbecue.

Speaker 5 (07:44):
She's like, yeah, Nikki brought all the food and everything
like that, right okay, Right Then later on when I
get home, my mom goes, don'n't go gout on me,
soap us, I have to get my soups. She was
running around the house, uh huh, pulling all these ramen
soups from different parts of the house.

Speaker 2 (07:59):
Huh, and what the hell is she doing.

Speaker 5 (08:02):
Turns out that when my niece Leavea comes over, Uh huh,
she's been eating the soup without telling my mom.

Speaker 2 (08:09):
So my mom was hiding all the soups from her yesterday.

Speaker 5 (08:13):
Oh my god, that Lovey wouldn't eat my mom's ramen soup.

Speaker 2 (08:18):
Cold on are we talking about. I'm talking about couple
of noodle noodles are like what fifty nine or something
fifty nine.

Speaker 3 (08:29):
And your mom is hiding them from your your teenage niece, Christy.

Speaker 5 (08:33):
I know. So my mom had them in the laundry room,
in one of the other closets a few and in
the garage. I was like, Mom, it's really not that serious.
She's like, well, sometimes when I want it, I want
it and I don't have it because Levea comes over
and eats our soups.

Speaker 3 (08:47):
Do we need to go fundy cup of noodles?

Speaker 5 (08:52):
Oh my god, Christy, my niece has done that before,
where I have my little ramen soups that I like
to eat, and so now I tell her like, hey, hey,
do not touch it, or I just keep it locked
up in my room.

Speaker 2 (09:03):
Why don't you guys just buy the baby and food.
She's hry. She's a teenager. Why you have not a noodle?

Speaker 5 (09:12):
I know, because we do feed her, but she always
wants these ramen soup.

Speaker 3 (09:18):
Here fifty nine, I'm gonna give you three dollars today.
Please go buy the baby some soup and just put
some aside for her.

Speaker 2 (09:26):
We will.

Speaker 5 (09:26):
But the whole my point was, I was cracking up
because my mom's literally hiding the ramens around the house,
and Lovey knows my mom's hiding spots.

Speaker 2 (09:35):
Oh my god.

Speaker 5 (09:35):
So that's why my mom's like putting the soups in
different parts of the house now so that Lovey doesn't
find it. I know.

Speaker 2 (09:43):
We're so petty's that is the word, A little bit
petty when it comes to certain things in the house.
And are kimchi ramen soups that's one of them. Don't
touch the kimchi. Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (09:59):
The kim cheeze got the family going crazy. They're hiding
ramen from Lovey. Will they share with their niece or
leave her to slurp a bowl of.

Speaker 2 (10:09):
Petty soup served cold?

Speaker 3 (10:12):
We'll find out next Tuesday on a new episode.

Speaker 1 (10:16):
Of Karna's family drama.

Speaker 3 (10:19):
Y'all, please let the baby eat, get her some soups.
Every Tuesday and Thursday, you can always hear about Karina's
family drama, and when you miss the episodes, you can
catch the replays on Wednesdays and Friday mornings, or just
head to Classic.

Speaker 2 (10:34):
Kids one O three seven dot com.

Speaker 3 (10:35):
Also on Tuesdays and Thursdays, you hear about the insane
viral trends, the things that make you say, you gotta
be kidding me, and that's what you're gonna say when
you hear about the new way people are getting.

Speaker 2 (10:44):
Their protein in after workouts.

Speaker 3 (10:46):
Next on Classic Kids, Christie Live, Gotta get your protein,
especially if you're working out, But a new way people
are slamming protein is definitely gonna make.

Speaker 2 (10:54):
You say you gotta be kidding me.

Speaker 3 (10:56):
Every Tuesday and Thursday, on Classic Kids Want O three points,
you hear about the crazy, stupid viral trends, things in
the world that make you say you gotta be kidding me.
And I guess someone on Love Island, that reality TV
show did this. And now on TikTok people are making
crystal light chicken smoothies. What crystal light chicken smoothies? Blending

(11:21):
up the chicken, blending up the crystal light and slamming
it down.

Speaker 2 (11:25):
His chicken was frozen. I'm also gonna pply ice cubes
to replicate frozeness because I don't want to do it wrong.
Pink lemonade, crystal light. It definitely still smells like chicken. Well,
it was actually pretty good. I'm not even kidding you
gotta be kidding me, I'm not. No, it just sounds disgusted.
It sounds horrible.

Speaker 3 (11:44):
This dude threw a whole chicken breast already cooked, into
a blender with some ice and some pink lemonade, crystal light,
powder water and mixed it up and drank it like
it was a milkshake.

Speaker 2 (11:55):
No, that's so gross. Oh you know I hate it?
Why because? Wow? You yettity kidding me? That's so foul.

Speaker 1 (12:06):
Hey, classic kids, one of three point seven. Time to play,
give me five.

Speaker 2 (12:14):
Gotta contestant, ready to go? What's your name? Where are
you from?

Speaker 4 (12:16):
Good morning?

Speaker 2 (12:18):
All right? Angel, let's see if you go what it takes.
It's been a minute. I'm gonna give you a category.
All you have to do is give me five things
in that category. You got ten seconds to do it.

Speaker 3 (12:28):
And you will be the gimme five champ Okay, clock
starts when I say, go Asia, give me five internal
organs go.

Speaker 4 (12:39):
Along, so.

Speaker 2 (12:47):
It does. A throat is a throat a thing? You know,
I'm gonna give it to you. I guess. I mean
that was stretch.

Speaker 4 (12:57):
But okay, Larry, where are.

Speaker 2 (13:00):
You going right?

Speaker 3 (13:01):
All right?

Speaker 2 (13:03):
Congratulations you to give me five chaps, step up to
the mike. Who would you like to shout out?

Speaker 4 (13:08):
Well as always yourself and Karina. I just want to
know if her sister listens to the show. And then
also my little trusted side kick, little mom h Petty
Nino and to your help, especially for playing Toto Problem
by David Bowie, I might not never get out my car.

Speaker 2 (13:31):
Well, thank you so much for listening.

Speaker 3 (13:33):
We appreciate you as always, and thanks for playing.

Speaker 2 (13:36):
And yes, her family does listen. Her mouth texted her
this morning it was like that was embarrassing.

Speaker 4 (13:41):
God, I'll put that on the next episode. What her
mama said, you.

Speaker 2 (13:47):
Two take care of my bye coming up A nine
point forty Your daily Crazy News coming up on Classic Kids.

Speaker 1 (13:53):
Classic Kids three points with Christy Live and Borne Drops.

Speaker 3 (14:07):
If you talk trash about somebody, it can definitely cost you.

Speaker 2 (14:11):
I think most people know that.

Speaker 3 (14:13):
Today the crazy train is headed out to South Korea,
where a man is getting sued for talking trash about
this boy band. There is a K pop band called Clave.
The boy band is made up of five members, and
I guess this guy went on x formerly Twitter and

(14:33):
was talking about the way that the boy band members
look and apparently people didn't like that, so now he's
being sued by the band. The only thing is Clave,
the boy band is made up of five virtual avatars.
They are cartoons. This is not even a real band.
They are just vibes and pixels, not real people. But

(14:55):
all five members are actually suing this man in real life,
in real court.

Speaker 2 (15:00):
For saying you were talking trash about the way we look.
They are cartoons. It is a digital band made up.
That's crazy. That is crazy.

Speaker 3 (15:10):
They want six and a half million one they don't, yes,
they do. They want payment for each of the five members.
And I'm reading it and it looks like the case
has already been tried and he actually lost the case.

Speaker 2 (15:23):
This is so the cartoon to court and the cartoons one. Oh,
what is happening in the world. I don't know that
is crazy.

Speaker 6 (15:35):
The avatars have emotional distress like you said they are.

Speaker 2 (15:41):
It's the future, you guys. This I Can'tah, Yeah, there
it is.

Speaker 1 (15:45):
You're listening to The Morning Drive with Christie Live on demand.
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