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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You're listening to Morning Drive with Christy Live on demand.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
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or you and your friends into the park. Maybe you'd
like to take a special someone and you're not quite
sure how to ask them.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
Well, there's a new survey.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Ninety percent of people in a recent survey said an
accent is something that would definitely attract them to someone else.
Speaker 4 (00:30):
I like a good accent, right.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
The article said the number one accent that people are
attracted to is a British accent, Number two is an
Australian accent, and number three is a French accent.
Speaker 4 (00:42):
Okay, so you know what.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
We prepared our best pickup lines because we're gonna practice
mid morning. Let's start with the British accent. Jason Momoa's
at the bar arena.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
Shoot your shot.
Speaker 5 (00:54):
The sparkling your eye is so bright, the sun must
be jealous.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
Jason Momoa said, Oh no, all.
Speaker 4 (01:02):
Right, let's see your British pickup line.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
Christy, Hello, are you learning to play quidditch at Hogwartz?
Speaker 3 (01:08):
Because I'd love to sweep you off your feet.
Speaker 5 (01:11):
Is that?
Speaker 2 (01:11):
Harry Potter Reference survey says, there you go, there you go.
Speaker 4 (01:17):
That's pretty good.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Okay, okay, Karina, what is your best Australian accent? The
second most sexiest accent according to people.
Speaker 5 (01:26):
Oh man, all right, if Akon re arranged the alphabet,
I'd put you an ad together.
Speaker 6 (01:32):
I'll give you that that crocodile dotee.
Speaker 4 (01:34):
Okay, thank you, all right, Christy, your Australian pickup line, please, Hi,
good day?
Speaker 3 (01:40):
Is your name WiFi? Because I'm really feeling a connection.
I like it?
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Ill.
Speaker 4 (01:47):
Oh, that's good. That's good.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
And finally, the French accent voted the third sexiest accent
of all time. We're practicing so we can possibly get dates,
or at least I can.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
Your French pickup line, Karina.
Speaker 4 (01:58):
I'mist being a museum.
Speaker 5 (01:59):
No, no, because because.
Speaker 4 (02:04):
You're a work of art. No no, oh.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
No, that was about all right for me, and you
talk about art after the Big lou Heist is too soon.
Speaker 5 (02:14):
It's too soon, Christy, your French pickup line, please.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
It bev dude, you love usm No way, I messed
it up.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Let's just stop now, thanks for listening to Classic Kids
one O three point seven. Christie Live Classic Kids went
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tickets to the Disneyland resort out at seven twenty. So
every Tuesday and Thursday you hear about the crazy viral
trends and things in the world that make you say.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
You gotta be kidding me.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
And there is a new salon, not a hair salon,
not a nail salon, but a cuddling salon. People are
paying big money to book an appointment to just be held.
Speaker 7 (02:52):
I started by, you know, posting on social media, and
it was two weeks before I had my first appointment,
and then within six months I was two months out.
I would go to people's homes, movie theaters, and lots
of park sessions. People are not scary or dangerous, but
reach out to this kind of service. I've never once
had to end a session early.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
You gettity kidding me?
Speaker 5 (03:12):
How much are these sessions costing people to give hugs?
Up to seventy two dollars an hour? Yes, guess what
I just found out. What Karina, there's a cuddle salon,
Christy here in cambel.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
We should It's called us we should go.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
I'm gonna tease you to to not have been so excited.
Speaker 4 (03:29):
Called the snuggle salon, it's a cuddle salon.
Speaker 5 (03:32):
Oh wow, seventy two dollars an hour for somebody to
hug you. But you know, people do need human touch
and some people want to feel close to other people,
and this is a non sexual thing.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
You basically roll up. There's strict boundaries in forced. You
book days in advance, and you do not take your
clothes off or anything like that.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
Thank you, panky. You gotta be kidding me. She just
used that word. How about that's the story? Okay?
Speaker 4 (04:03):
Not only without benefit is like non alcoholic beer. There's
no point to it.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
You gotta Classic Kids with Christie Live in Morning Trown.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
There's nothing worse than a woman's scourge, and one man
found out the hard way. Okay, today the crazy train
is headed out to Turkey. You know how you saved
people's names in your phone? I don't know if you
do this based on like where you met them, or
nicknames or something like that, like Ed Chili's, you.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
Know Karen Applebee's exactly. Well.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
A man was ordered to pay his ex wife compensation
after he saved her in the phone as Chubby. During
the divorce proceedings, the woman found out that he had
put her name in his phone as Chubby said it
was degrading, damaging to their marriage.
Speaker 6 (05:09):
And actually won the case in court.
Speaker 4 (05:12):
Ah.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
They ordered him to pay her out both material and
moral damages.
Speaker 4 (05:18):
Oh no, if that's a thing, I'm gonna.
Speaker 5 (05:22):
Be soon like crazy okay, because.
Speaker 4 (05:25):
I got people. Listen, you know, I'm just some crazy name.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
I do have some crazy names in my pellon Beggan asked, Mike,
you know who you.
Speaker 4 (05:34):
Are, rote Peter.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
I'm telling you that's a real name in my phone.
You can look it up right now, Marvin. That is
your daily Crazy News ride the Crazy Trade every weekday
seventeen and nine point forty. If you missed the Crazy News,
you can always catch up. Producer Karina works really hard
to make sure it's up online at Classic Hits one
O three to seven dot com.
Speaker 4 (05:55):
I sure do Chubby.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
As the World turns Dynasty. What other soap operas are there?
General Hospital, The Bold, and the Beautiful? And they all
have nothing on the drama happening inside of Karna's house.
It is Classic Hits one O three point seven and
thank you for following along with the saga that is
the Velaskis Family. It is time to head out to
the seven oh seven and check in with your favorite
(06:24):
radio soap opera.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
It's time for another episode.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
Of Karna's family drama.
Speaker 5 (06:29):
So my mom has been driving me crazy. The other day,
my boyfriend spent the night at the house. Uh huh,
and he showered hell early, which he normally does, but
now my mom's like, can you please make sure he
doesn't shower before eight o'clock?
Speaker 4 (06:42):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (06:42):
The next morning, I get a text message from my
mom Karna, Donarie Carina your nose.
Speaker 4 (06:48):
Please don't blow your nose so early in the morning.
Speaker 5 (06:50):
Wait till you get to your car to blow your
nose because it's waking me up and I'm tired of
hearing it. Wow.
Speaker 4 (06:57):
Okay. So the other day I had a really bad headache.
Speaker 5 (07:00):
I went downstairs to go check my blood pressure because
I'm like, maybe that's it. It's what's causing this headache.
I can't get rid of it. Here comes my mom
opening her door. Katina, guess that's asiendo. What are you doing?
Guess that's the endo. I'm like, I'm checking my blood pressure.
Next time, you need to check your blood pressure because
you know how the blood pressure machine squeezes and makes noise.
Speaker 6 (07:19):
Christine, Uh huh.
Speaker 5 (07:20):
That woke her up and it was bothering her. And
I said, Mom, seriously, like this is my health.
Speaker 3 (07:27):
I'm trying to make.
Speaker 5 (07:28):
Sure I don't need to go to the emergency room
and you're complaining about the noise. So she said, well,
next time, do it either in the garage or go
outside in the backyard.
Speaker 4 (07:37):
She said, go outside check your blood pressure because the
machine woke me up. It's not even a loud machine.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
Ooh, she's still bad because you didn't give her those
house keys from last week.
Speaker 3 (07:49):
That's what happened. Like she is still in her feeling.
Speaker 5 (07:52):
I'm gonna be passed out somewhere and you're over here
worried about your sleep.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
Karina, Can you please pass out and hit the ground
more quietly because the thud from you falling out because
your high blood.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
Pressure was too loud. I'm just kidding.
Speaker 4 (08:05):
When did we start a noise ordinance in the damn house?
Speaker 5 (08:09):
Like, come on, no showers before eight, no freaking blowing
my nose in the house, and now I.
Speaker 4 (08:17):
Can't check my blood pressure.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
Will Karina zip it or will her mom on zip
a can of whoop whoop on her daughter? We'll find
out on the next episode of Toorina's Family Drama.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
You better chill out.
Speaker 5 (08:38):
It's my blood pressure that I'm checking, Christy. Now, my
blood pressure's high because of this drama.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
If you miss Kreena's Family Drama, you can always catch up.
Just go to Classic Kids one o three seven dot com.
You can hear all the episodes and yes, if you're
wondering does this stuff really happen, it really happens. Every
Tuesday and Thursday, I always hear about the crazy viral
trens happening that we're something called you Gotta be kidding
Me coming up next to Classic Kids.
Speaker 3 (09:04):
One O three point seven.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
Christie Live Classic Kids one oh three point seven. I'm Christy.
That's producer Karina. Thank you so much for letting us
come along for the morning drive. If you're new here,
every Tuesday and Thursday, got to talk about the crazy
viral trends and crazy things.
Speaker 3 (09:19):
Happening in the world and something called you gotta be
kidding Me?
Speaker 2 (09:23):
Pineapple on pizza. It has been a long standing debate
since the.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
Beginning of time. Some people don't think that.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
It belongs on pizza and Lupa Pizza in Norwich, England
is one of those places because now they've listed a
Hawaiian pizza. How much do you think of Hawaii pizza
will cost? Because pizzas can be kind of expensive.
Speaker 4 (09:41):
Yeah, actually bought one the other day about thirty five bucks.
Speaker 3 (09:43):
You say, how expensive.
Speaker 4 (09:45):
It's pristy, but I do love a good Hawaiian pizza.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
Well, it's gonna cost you if you go to Loopa
Pizza because now they are charging one hundred and twenty
dollars for pineapple as a topping on your pizza.
Speaker 4 (09:57):
You gotta bey kidding me.
Speaker 5 (09:58):
Did you say one hundred and twenty dollars one two
zero just for pineapple?
Speaker 3 (10:03):
Pretext?
Speaker 5 (10:04):
Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no no no.
Speaker 3 (10:07):
But they have a good reason.
Speaker 4 (10:08):
We feel pretty strongly that it is not a tasty topic,
and we figured if people really want it, they can
stick their hands in their pockets and pay fair prospers.
Oh I'm not paying a hundred twenty Do I feel attacked?
I said, I feel personally attacked.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
I can stick my hand on a shelf and pull
out a can of dole pineapple and put that on
my pizza as soon as it arrives.
Speaker 3 (10:29):
No, thank you, I'm sorry.
Speaker 4 (10:31):
You gotta be kidding me.
Speaker 5 (10:32):
Pineapple on pizza, that's appealing. Get it like pineapple? You
peel the You don't ye pizza, karna, you peel pineapple.
You don't peel a pineapple? Oh my, peel an orange?
You peel a lemon, You peel a line?
Speaker 2 (10:47):
Oh my gosh, When on earth have you ever peeled
a pineapple?
Speaker 6 (10:51):
You peel a pineapple?
Speaker 5 (10:52):
They even sell those little forget it, you don't pineapple?
Speaker 4 (10:56):
Buddy helped me out.
Speaker 3 (10:57):
You gotta be kidding me.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
You don't, brun No, you don't you cut a pineapple.
Speaker 3 (11:04):
You cannot peel a pineapple with your hands, yes.
Speaker 4 (11:07):
You can well know what the knife? Oh my god,
gat you right now?
Speaker 6 (11:12):
When have you ever peeled a pineapple like an orange
or a lemon?
Speaker 4 (11:15):
You do?
Speaker 5 (11:16):
You cut the pineapple, cut the pineapple, pel the green
off of it.
Speaker 3 (11:20):
You take that off, yes.
Speaker 4 (11:21):
But you don't peel it. Just Oh my gosh.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
Okay, look see see see what happens from Ballejo and
Fremont class.
Speaker 4 (11:31):
See what we started?
Speaker 3 (11:32):
Move by Pizzeria I can't with you anyways.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
Classic Kids one O three point seven. Time to play,
Give me five Cristy.
Speaker 3 (11:43):
Live, Joe'sett's in the hot seat this Tuesday morning.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
Okay, let's see if you can battle the brain freeze.
The game is simple. I'm gonna give you a category.
You just have to give me five things in that category.
You got ten seconds to do it, and if you do,
you will be the new Gimme five champion.
Speaker 3 (11:56):
Okay, I'm ready.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
Clock starts when I say, go play with Josette. If
you're listening, give me five Prince songs.
Speaker 3 (12:04):
Go Oh my gosh, Purple rain.
Speaker 5 (12:16):
Ah.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
As a Prince fan, my heart hurts for you when
doves cry, Purple rain kiss.
Speaker 3 (12:25):
That was a lot of pressure. It's the brain freeze.
Don't worry. It gets to the best of us.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
But I appreciate you calling to play this morning, and
hopefully you had some fun, because that's what it's all about.
Speaker 3 (12:35):
On your morning drive with Christy Live.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
Okay, and coming up in nine point forty your daily
crazy news.
Speaker 3 (12:41):
You gotta be.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
Careful how you treat the people that you love. Let's
just say that, tell you about the nonsense next. Back
to the music at thirty seconds, two Classic.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
Kids, three Points that Braze, Crazy Train News with Christie
Live in Morning Drops.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
There's nothing worse than a woman's scorge and one man
found out the hard way. Okay, today the Crazy Train
is headed out to Turkey.
Speaker 3 (13:10):
You know how you saved people's names in your phone?
Speaker 2 (13:12):
I don't know if you do this based on like
where you met them, or nicknames or something like that,
like Ed Chili's, Yeah, you know, Karen Applebee's exactly well.
A man was ordered to pay his ex wife compensation
after he saved her in the phone as Chubby.
Speaker 4 (13:31):
No.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
During the divorce proceedings, the woman found out that he
had put her name in his phone as Chubby said
it was degrading, damaging to their marriage.
Speaker 6 (13:45):
And actually won the case in court.
Speaker 4 (13:48):
Ah.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
They ordered him to pay her out both material and
moral damages.
Speaker 4 (13:54):
Oh no, if that's a thing, I'm gonna.
Speaker 5 (13:58):
Be sued like crazy, okay, because.
Speaker 4 (14:01):
I got people listening. You know, I'm just some crazy name.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
I do have some crazy names in my phone, begging ass, Mike,
you know who you are.
Speaker 6 (14:11):
I'm telling you that's a real name in my phone.
You can look it up right now, Marvin, that is your.
Speaker 3 (14:16):
Daily crazy news.
Speaker 2 (14:18):
Ride the Crazy Train every weekend seventeen and nine point forty.
If you miss the Crazy News, you can always catch up.
Producer Krena works really hard to make sure it's up
online at Classic Hits one O three seven dot com.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
U sure do, Chubby, you're listening to Morning Drive with
Christy Live on demand