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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You're listening to Morning Drive with Christy Live on demand.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Hope your morning is off to a great start. My
name's Christy. Producer Karina is here. And if you are
driving to work right now, it pays to do the
wave and be nice when you're on the road. And
you know what I mean when I say the wave?
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Right Yeah, when someone lets you pass and you're like
hi in your car.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
You know, you throw up a hand, a peace sign,
a thumbs up, something that says like hey, my bad
or hey thanks, I appreciate you other driver on this
good Bay Area road. Okay, Christie, I'm just saying there's
a reason why it pays to do the wave.
Speaker 4 (00:39):
Uh huh.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
So last night I was coming into San Francisco. I'm
part of this female DJ collective called Heart of Gold.
Speaker 5 (00:46):
And we were having our annual meeting.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
So I came into the city last night and when
I was getting off the Bay Bridge, I was making
a hard left. But I was not in the hard
left lane. I was in the second to the left lane.
So I still made my hard left, which means I
cut off the person next to me in the hard
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left lane. You follow me, yes, Okay? So when I
cut them off. It was illegal. It was a bit
of a jerk move, but I had to make the
hard left, and instead of just speeding down the road,
I was like, hey, I acknowledge that was not necessarily
the coolest thing to do. So I did an extra wave.
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That's when you roll the window down and you throw
the hand up, like hey, my bad, I appreciate you.
I didn't mean to be a jerk, right, And as
soon as I threw my hand out the window, the
police lights came on. No way, I didn't realize that
I had hard left illegally cut off a police officer.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
Oh no, what, Oh my gosh, what are the chances
he pulled you over?
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Christy? So I should also add to this story. I
was getting off the freeway to make that hard illegal
left because I had to go to the office because
I had left my purse, so I had no ID
while I was pulling this illegal.
Speaker 5 (02:07):
Move on the streets to San Francisco.
Speaker 4 (02:09):
Uh huh.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
So instead of pulling up behind me, the cop pulls
up next to me, and I was like, hey, officer,
I was just doing the wave to let you know.
I realized what I did was wrong, and I apologize
and he said it's still illegal and a three hundred
dollars taken, damn, so don't do it again. And then
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he sped off because you recognize the kindness of the wave.
Speaker 5 (02:36):
So the moral of the story is you gotta do that.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Can'd going wave to save your butt on these day
area roads?
Speaker 5 (02:44):
A double way?
Speaker 4 (02:45):
About that?
Speaker 5 (02:46):
Thank you just throw it at one time?
Speaker 2 (02:48):
It up.
Speaker 5 (02:49):
I hope you learned your lesson too. I did always
do the wave.
Speaker 4 (02:55):
Kind of hard.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Left eurhythmics on the way and the police coming up.
Two on Class.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Christie Live Biker shorts, hammer pans.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
There's been a lot of different fashion trends throughout history,
but this one we can leave behind.
Speaker 5 (03:09):
Literally, my name is Christy. Thank you so much for
listening this morning.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
It is six forty three on Classic Hits one O
three point seven and every Tuesday and Thursday talk about
the crazy viral trends and things happening in the world that.
Speaker 5 (03:24):
Make you say you gotta bey kidding me.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Jeans that put butt cleavage front end center have become
the newest trend. Plumber's crack essentially is back the ultra
low rise janes that expose models or wearers of the
jeans body cracks has become the newest fashion trend.
Speaker 5 (03:43):
You gotta bey kidding me why.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
I have no idea, But at Milan Fashion Week, Diesel
debuted jeans that sag and show butt cleavage. That's what
they're calling it now. It's basically plumber's crack. Come on now,
stop it now. In the words of the late Great
Whitney Houston.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
We don't crack.
Speaker 5 (04:03):
Crack is whack. It was whack when she said it
back in the day.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
It is whack still and we do not need it,
and there are no butts about it.
Speaker 5 (04:13):
You gotta be kidding me.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Classic Kids, Three points That Crazy with Christy Live in Mornings.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Today, the Crazy Train is headed out to Florida, oh Man,
where a thirty six year old man is sitting in
jail right now after he was accused of stealing a
BMW convertible that had been unlocked with keys left inside.
The only thing is, Calvin said the officers, I didn't
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steal the car. It's actually not my fault that I
took this car and ended up in this car and
ended up crashing this car.
Speaker 5 (05:00):
He had an explanation for it.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
Where you get the car from? I don't know.
Speaker 5 (05:04):
Teleport is something I don't know.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
He teleported officer he got in the stolen BMW.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
What do you mean does he try to claim like
a'm back to the future kind of thing.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
I don't know what he's claiming, but it's not believable.
Speaker 5 (05:19):
And the man is standing there, his face is bloody.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
He has crashed this BMW and the officers are not
going for the teleporting excuse. But what if he is
telling the truth?
Speaker 3 (05:29):
No, Christy, you're about to teleport yourself to jail.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Christie Live.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
We appreciate you letting us be a part of your morning,
hanging out with you and your kids on the way
to school and getting you to work.
Speaker 5 (05:41):
My name is Christy.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
Producer Karina is here on Class of Kids one oh
three point seven and on Tuesdays and Thursdays you can
learn a little bit more about one of my best friends.
Producer Karina lives with her family. They do everything together.
And it is time now to check in with the
drama Velasquez. It's time for another episode of your favorite
radio soap Oprarina's family drama.
Speaker 4 (06:05):
Christy, I've been dealing with so much indigestion.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Oh I burn wait hold up, this is Karina's family drama,
not Karina's family gut hell.
Speaker 5 (06:14):
Let me tell you why.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
Because yesterday my older sister, Cindy invites me over for dinner.
She was making my favorite roasted chicken. Okay, what time
should I be there, Cindy? She said three o'clock and
the food will be ready by four o'clock.
Speaker 4 (06:30):
I get to her house. It's three o'clock. Cindy's not there.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
I text her. She said, I'm running late. I'm out shopping.
Here comes four o'clock Christy. Five o'clock. She's still texting me.
By the way, Oh I met TJ Max buying some
Christmas guests.
Speaker 4 (06:46):
I'm like, when are you gonna come home and cook
the chicken? She finally gets home Christy at six o'clock.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
Paul, Cindy, Okay, I didn't eat anything because I was
craving this roasted chicken.
Speaker 4 (06:59):
What time do I normally go to bed? Around eight o'clock?
What time do you think the chicken was ready? Eight o'clock.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
Eight forty five was when the dinner was ready, So
I ate super late. Hence while I'm having all these
health problems.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
Okay, how did it go with my stummach curds to
now I'm having health problems.
Speaker 4 (07:18):
Well, I'm having because I ate so late. I got
the gout, I ate the chicken. Hecka late. I don't
eat dinner that late.
Speaker 5 (07:27):
Well, that's not Cindy.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
I've taken a prilo sect, I've taken some pepto, and
I've taken some toms. But I texted Cindy the next
time that I'm going to come to your house for dinner,
please make sure that it is done by six o'clock
or else you.
Speaker 5 (07:43):
Dinner, y'all. I can't with you, guys.
Speaker 4 (07:45):
He said, that's not my fault. And I'm like, it
is because you told me dinner was gonna be ready
by four o'clock. I ate at eight forty five.
Speaker 5 (07:53):
But that is you and your bubble guts fault.
Speaker 4 (07:55):
Okay, Damn.
Speaker 3 (07:57):
I know it's a little TMI, but that is why
I'm not feeling good this morning.
Speaker 4 (08:02):
And I blame my sister, Cindy.
Speaker 5 (08:07):
Cindy's shopping date made Karna eat late.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
Is the heartburn from True Betrayal or just Karna's senior
citizen supper syndrome? Find out next Tuesday on a new episode.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Of Karna's family drama.
Speaker 3 (08:25):
Don't environ me to dinner and feed me one eternity
leader anyways, saying you.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
Can always catch up with Karna's family drama. Just head
to our website Classic Hits one O three to seven
dot com, check out the full show podcast, and every
Tuesday and Thursday you hear about crazy viral trends, things that.
Speaker 5 (08:42):
Make you say, you gotta be kidding me. There's a
new weight.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
Loss drug on the market, and that's what you'll say
when you hear about this one. Next on Classic Hits
Christy Live, you're subconscious about your weight, but now there's
tons of drugs to help you get fit a little quicker.
It's Classic Hits one o three points And you know,
every Tuesday and Thursday you hear about the strange and
crazy viral trends and things did just make you shake
your head and say, you gattity kidding me?
Speaker 5 (09:09):
O zempic Manjaro we go v.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
There's lots of different things you can take now if
you want to slim down quick.
Speaker 5 (09:16):
But what if you're a hefty cat.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Well, now, thanks to a San Francisco company, your kiddy
cat doesn't have to be self conscious anymore.
Speaker 6 (09:26):
A pharmaceutical company out of San Francisco, it's called o'cava,
is beginning a pilot study of a GLP one drug
for cats with obesity.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
Because it turns.
Speaker 6 (09:35):
Out that sixty percent of all dogs and cats in
America are clinically obese.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
They're calling it miaw one.
Speaker 5 (09:41):
You gottity kidding me?
Speaker 3 (09:42):
How about you just not feed your cat or dog
so much food?
Speaker 5 (09:48):
How about that?
Speaker 4 (09:49):
Come on, now, my sister has a really fat cat.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
Uh huh, but no, we are not putting Mochi on
no meaw one, o zempic tell Mochi to lay off
the face.
Speaker 5 (10:00):
Fancy feast.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
Garfield is Garfield size because Dave was slipping okay eating
of all that lasagna.
Speaker 5 (10:08):
But instead of.
Speaker 4 (10:09):
Ozemvik Christie, they could call it ozen pets. Get it.
Speaker 5 (10:17):
You gotta be kidding me.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
You're listening to Morning Drive with Christie live on demand.