May 23, 2024 • 10 mins
Christie & Karena talk about a shady broker who is trying to take advantage of an elderly lady in the Crazy Train! Karena talks about a hit-and-run she saw while picking up her niece and how she wants an award from the city of Vallejo. Plus, there's a brand new vending machine in China that has people outraged!
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(00:00):
It's time for the Crazy Trainer onMorning Drives with Christie Live. All right
today, I want to thank actuallya couple of you for sending in these
(00:23):
crazy news stories. If you seesomething crazy and you want to drive the
crazy train, please send us amessage, send us a talkback. We
will shout you out. Janine sentin this first crazy story. We are
headed over to friends, home ofthe Olympics this year, where they've released
a brand new stamp, La BegetteDip fun Francise. Okay, so what's
(00:48):
to do with that scratch and sniffstamp? Really that smells like bakery bread.
It's kind of crazy, but it'salso kind of cool. Oh,
I wonder if it works. Idon't know after it gets up through the
mail and then put in the truck. Shout out to the post workers like
Russ every morning. If it's stillgonna smell like Leaba get Japan and my
(01:08):
smell like Laflorida post office. Okay, but it's a nice try. And
thank you Jeanine for sitting in thatcrazy story. Want to shout out John
Michael also, who sent in astory coming out of Florida, one of
our favorite places, a real estatebroker is getting into it with their former
homeowner because the homeowner, an elderlywoman, was trying to sell her house
(01:34):
and then she broke her legs soshe couldn't sell her house because she had
no place to go. She gavethe buyers back their money and all was
well until months later, her ownreal estate broker is demanding more than twenty
five thousand dollars and threatening legal actionover a lost sales commission. Oh hell,
(01:55):
now that is super Janka Jang No, okay, it's so shame.
And she's an elderly woman. She'slike, this is my husband, Like
this is how she's sounded. I'mnot trying to be sure. That's just
a shady broker. Shady broker,that is hella crazy. Twenty three thousand
dollars. I don't care if youbroke your leg I don't care if you
(02:15):
didn't sell your house. Pay me. I want my commission. Oh I
wish somebody would. What would youdo if you ever throw an alligator in
their real estate broker business? Idon't know, because it's Florida. What
didn't you what is not even Florida. I'm just gonna put a crocodile in
(02:36):
your real estate broker office. Iwould just throw tofu at their car because
this is California anyway. Yeah,okay, thanks a full moon. Blame
that. It's crazy right now.That's your daily crazy news story. Thank
you, John Michael, Thank youJanine, and thank you for listening to
eighties Plus at one O three pointseven Christie Live Eighties Plus and one of
(02:57):
three point seven. Thank you somuch for letting us go along for your
morning drive. And by us,I mean myself. Hi, my name
is Christy and this is producer Karina. Excuse me, it's officer Carina today.
Oh god, let me tell youwhat happened to me yesterday. So
I went to go pick up Lovey, my niece, from school. I
(03:19):
parked on a main street. Therewas a woman that parked across the street
from us, so she normally getsout and walks to the school to pick
up her kid. Here comes thisbig white van that side swipe that woman
jeep all her was and then shetakes off. No she did, yes,
she did. So she takes offto the right and I'm like,
oh gosh, let me wait forthe lady to come back, because she
(03:42):
took out the whole front bumper.Oh wow, took out a hubcap.
Her car was messed up, andI felt bad so didn't follow the car.
Hold on, So I had towait for my niece first to get
in the car. So my niecegets in the car. I see the
woman that owns the jeep coming backand I said, hey, I saw
this big white van sideswipe your car. It's okay, it's okay, I'll
just call someone. She was verynonchalant about it. I said, hold
(04:04):
up, So I drove down thestreet looking for the van. Sure enough,
this woman was trying to hide bya library that was close by.
Oh yeah, I pulled up behindher. I took pictures of the plate,
took pictures of the damage, andI said, you know, you
hit that car. You need togo back. And I ran into my
car and I was like, I'mgonna go back to the damage jeep and
(04:26):
let her know, Hey, thiscar is hiding out. But behind me,
I see the woman that tried todo the hit and run. Uh
huh. Finally come back to lether know, Hey, I hit your
car. But I was like,I'm gonna check this woman down. I'm
gonna get her info. All thoseyears of watching Dateline have finally paid off
(04:48):
because she was trying to do ahit and run shady McGrady and I was
like, nope, I'm gonna findher. And she was trying to hide
by the public library. Don't tryand hide at the library. That's today
now with Officer Karina on the case, better watch out now what you're going
to do. I would like thecity of Alan to give me an a
(05:09):
war right, a bottle of wine? Probably? Okay? Well, thank
you for your service and commitment toyour communities. And don't drive crazy around
Producer Karina because she will snitch youout. You know, I applaud you.
That's something I would do, soyes, indeed, all right,
(05:32):
now that everyone is safe and sound, it's time to switch gears and talk
about the crazy viral trends happening inthe world every Tuesday and Thursday. You
can hear it, and you gottabe kidding me. And that's exactly what
you'll say when you hear about thelatest vending machine. Wait, do you
find out what they're selling? Tellyou about it next. On Eighties Plus,
I won a three point seven ChristieLie when you're shopping you want convenience.
(05:56):
That's true, But at what pointdo we draw the line between venience
and crazy. It's eighties plus atone O three point seven, and every
Tuesday and Thursday we got to talkabout the crazy viral trends and things happening
in the world and something we callyou gotta be kidding me. If you
love the convenience of a vending machine, then you would love the idea of
(06:21):
a vending machine wherever you are,to dispense whatever you need, whenever you
need it. Maybe you've seen astory this week Airheads released an underwater vending
machine. Literally, there is amachine that you put in your pool underwater
and it spits out Airheads. Whyyou want this machine? I have no
(06:43):
idea, but people are buying itfor seven thousand dollars. No. Yes,
that's crazy. But what's even crazierand wilder is that there are new
vending machines in China that have beensparking outrage. Photos and videos have been
and popping up online of the newestlive animal vending machines. Are you saying
(07:06):
there's live animals inside the vending machine. You can walk up to the vending
machine, put in your money,or swipe your credit card and get a
small cat, a small dog,or even a rodent if you like.
These are unmanned machines and the animalsare just sitting in little cubes like little
things of twigs. It's not okay, like a peg of his pittles.
(07:30):
No, someone needs to put astop to this. You know that sound
when the coke comes down the vendingmachine inside the sound when you get scruffy,
you put your money in and it'slike, I'm sorry. You need's
a nice gentle vending machine like thewater ones where it goes in the pocket
(07:51):
and it brings it down to you. This is a joke. It has
gotta be a joke. It isnot a joke. It is real,
and this is what we are dealingwith. See, Oh my gosh,
No, this is not okay.No, let me tell you about produce
Krina. She will send me picturesand videos of murder, death, kill
(08:13):
and crazy viral things. But don'tlet a cat be in a vending machine.
Oh I feel so bad. Well, don't buy one, just let
it sit there. Do they expect? Never mind? Okay? See.
This report is sponsored by Whole FoodsMarket eighties plus at one oh three point
seven. Time to play. Gimmefive christ Love Okay, Coach Jim in
(08:39):
the place to be. Let's see, I'm gonna put ten seconds on the
clock and all you have to dois give me five things in ten seconds
for your chance to win. Gimmefive You ready to go? Okay?
Clock starts when I say go playalong with Coach Jim. If you're listening,
Coach Jim, give me five bandswith only one name. Titles go
(09:00):
feetle part uh sick, have aOh no, wow, you you've caught
it up there. I thought youwere gonna do it. Oh man,
oh you almost had it. Exposewarrant scorpions, poison lover boy. You're
(09:22):
gonna be thinking about them all day. But you know what, Coach,
you work with the kids, andwe appreciate the work you do. Thank
you for calling. Thank you,Take care, take care, Bye Bye
Survivor. The list goes on andon. There's actually quite a few bands
with just one name. Got thatcoming up. I'm trying to find one
that I can play for you.The Buggles. There you go, coming
(09:46):
up in nine point forty. Hoppingaboard the crazy train, got your daily
crazy news story coming up hmmmmmm.And it's news stories that you've actually sent
in for the Crazy Train, sothank you so much for submitting them.
Shout out to John Michael and Janinegot him on the way. Please.
You're listening to Morning Drive with ChristieLive on demand.
It's time for the Crazy Trainer onMorning Drives with Christie Live. All right
today, I want to thank actuallya couple of you for sending in these
(00:23):
crazy news stories. If you seesomething crazy and you want to drive the
crazy train, please send us amessage, send us a talkback. We
will shout you out. Janine sentin this first crazy story. We are
headed over to friends, home ofthe Olympics this year, where they've released
a brand new stamp, La BegetteDip fun Francise. Okay, so what's
(00:48):
to do with that scratch and sniffstamp? Really that smells like bakery bread.
It's kind of crazy, but it'salso kind of cool. Oh,
I wonder if it works. Idon't know after it gets up through the
mail and then put in the truck. Shout out to the post workers like
Russ every morning. If it's stillgonna smell like Leaba get Japan and my
(01:08):
smell like Laflorida post office. Okay, but it's a nice try. And
thank you Jeanine for sitting in thatcrazy story. Want to shout out John
Michael also, who sent in astory coming out of Florida, one of
our favorite places, a real estatebroker is getting into it with their former
homeowner because the homeowner, an elderlywoman, was trying to sell her house
(01:34):
and then she broke her legs soshe couldn't sell her house because she had
no place to go. She gavethe buyers back their money and all was
well until months later, her ownreal estate broker is demanding more than twenty
five thousand dollars and threatening legal actionover a lost sales commission. Oh hell,
(01:55):
now that is super Janka Jang No, okay, it's so shame.
And she's an elderly woman. She'slike, this is my husband, Like
this is how she's sounded. I'mnot trying to be sure. That's just
a shady broker. Shady broker,that is hella crazy. Twenty three thousand
dollars. I don't care if youbroke your leg I don't care if you
(02:15):
didn't sell your house. Pay me. I want my commission. Oh I
wish somebody would. What would youdo if you ever throw an alligator in
their real estate broker business? Idon't know, because it's Florida. What
didn't you what is not even Florida. I'm just gonna put a crocodile in
(02:36):
your real estate broker office. Iwould just throw tofu at their car because
this is California anyway. Yeah,okay, thanks a full moon. Blame
that. It's crazy right now.That's your daily crazy news story. Thank
you, John Michael, Thank youJanine, and thank you for listening to
eighties Plus at one O three pointseven Christie Live Eighties Plus and one of
(02:57):
three point seven. Thank you somuch for letting us go along for your
morning drive. And by us,I mean myself. Hi, my name
is Christy and this is producer Karina. Excuse me, it's officer Carina today.
Oh god, let me tell youwhat happened to me yesterday. So
I went to go pick up Lovey, my niece, from school. I
(03:19):
parked on a main street. Therewas a woman that parked across the street
from us, so she normally getsout and walks to the school to pick
up her kid. Here comes thisbig white van that side swipe that woman
jeep all her was and then shetakes off. No she did, yes,
she did. So she takes offto the right and I'm like,
oh gosh, let me wait forthe lady to come back, because she
(03:42):
took out the whole front bumper.Oh wow, took out a hubcap.
Her car was messed up, andI felt bad so didn't follow the car.
Hold on, So I had towait for my niece first to get
in the car. So my niecegets in the car. I see the
woman that owns the jeep coming backand I said, hey, I saw
this big white van sideswipe your car. It's okay, it's okay, I'll
just call someone. She was verynonchalant about it. I said, hold
(04:04):
up, So I drove down thestreet looking for the van. Sure enough,
this woman was trying to hide bya library that was close by.
Oh yeah, I pulled up behindher. I took pictures of the plate,
took pictures of the damage, andI said, you know, you
hit that car. You need togo back. And I ran into my
car and I was like, I'mgonna go back to the damage jeep and
(04:26):
let her know, Hey, thiscar is hiding out. But behind me,
I see the woman that tried todo the hit and run. Uh
huh. Finally come back to lether know, Hey, I hit your
car. But I was like,I'm gonna check this woman down. I'm
gonna get her info. All thoseyears of watching Dateline have finally paid off
(04:48):
because she was trying to do ahit and run shady McGrady and I was
like, nope, I'm gonna findher. And she was trying to hide
by the public library. Don't tryand hide at the library. That's today
now with Officer Karina on the case, better watch out now what you're going
to do. I would like thecity of Alan to give me an a
(05:09):
war right, a bottle of wine? Probably? Okay? Well, thank
you for your service and commitment toyour communities. And don't drive crazy around
Producer Karina because she will snitch youout. You know, I applaud you.
That's something I would do, soyes, indeed, all right,
(05:32):
now that everyone is safe and sound, it's time to switch gears and talk
about the crazy viral trends happening inthe world every Tuesday and Thursday. You
can hear it, and you gottabe kidding me. And that's exactly what
you'll say when you hear about thelatest vending machine. Wait, do you
find out what they're selling? Tellyou about it next. On Eighties Plus,
I won a three point seven ChristieLie when you're shopping you want convenience.
(05:56):
That's true, But at what pointdo we draw the line between venience
and crazy. It's eighties plus atone O three point seven, and every
Tuesday and Thursday we got to talkabout the crazy viral trends and things happening
in the world and something we callyou gotta be kidding me. If you
love the convenience of a vending machine, then you would love the idea of
(06:21):
a vending machine wherever you are,to dispense whatever you need, whenever you
need it. Maybe you've seen astory this week Airheads released an underwater vending
machine. Literally, there is amachine that you put in your pool underwater
and it spits out Airheads. Whyyou want this machine? I have no
(06:43):
idea, but people are buying itfor seven thousand dollars. No. Yes,
that's crazy. But what's even crazierand wilder is that there are new
vending machines in China that have beensparking outrage. Photos and videos have been
and popping up online of the newestlive animal vending machines. Are you saying
(07:06):
there's live animals inside the vending machine. You can walk up to the vending
machine, put in your money,or swipe your credit card and get a
small cat, a small dog,or even a rodent if you like.
These are unmanned machines and the animalsare just sitting in little cubes like little
things of twigs. It's not okay, like a peg of his pittles.
(07:30):
No, someone needs to put astop to this. You know that sound
when the coke comes down the vendingmachine inside the sound when you get scruffy,
you put your money in and it'slike, I'm sorry. You need's
a nice gentle vending machine like thewater ones where it goes in the pocket
(07:51):
and it brings it down to you. This is a joke. It has
gotta be a joke. It isnot a joke. It is real,
and this is what we are dealingwith. See, Oh my gosh,
No, this is not okay.No, let me tell you about produce
Krina. She will send me picturesand videos of murder, death, kill
(08:13):
and crazy viral things. But don'tlet a cat be in a vending machine.
Oh I feel so bad. Well, don't buy one, just let
it sit there. Do they expect? Never mind? Okay? See.
This report is sponsored by Whole FoodsMarket eighties plus at one oh three point
seven. Time to play. Gimmefive christ Love Okay, Coach Jim in
(08:39):
the place to be. Let's see, I'm gonna put ten seconds on the
clock and all you have to dois give me five things in ten seconds
for your chance to win. Gimmefive You ready to go? Okay?
Clock starts when I say go playalong with Coach Jim. If you're listening,
Coach Jim, give me five bandswith only one name. Titles go
(09:00):
feetle part uh sick, have aOh no, wow, you you've caught
it up there. I thought youwere gonna do it. Oh man,
oh you almost had it. Exposewarrant scorpions, poison lover boy. You're
(09:22):
gonna be thinking about them all day. But you know what, Coach,
you work with the kids, andwe appreciate the work you do. Thank
you for calling. Thank you,Take care, take care, Bye Bye
Survivor. The list goes on andon. There's actually quite a few bands
with just one name. Got thatcoming up. I'm trying to find one
that I can play for you.The Buggles. There you go, coming
(09:46):
up in nine point forty. Hoppingaboard the crazy train, got your daily
crazy news story coming up hmmmmmm.And it's news stories that you've actually sent
in for the Crazy Train, sothank you so much for submitting them.
Shout out to John Michael and Janinegot him on the way. Please.
You're listening to Morning Drive with ChristieLive on demand.
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