90s Skills, Cheap Beer, and Favorite Restaurants

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Marie, take my hand? What take my hand? Why do
you always do this? Can you so cold? Was holding
my drink?

Speaker 2 (00:07):
I'm sorry so cold?

Speaker 1 (00:08):
Look at me? Yes, I missed you yesterday.

Speaker 2 (00:11):
I missed you guys too, Mister mister to Michael, don't
leave me alone with It's gonna happen.

Speaker 1 (00:20):
It's gonna happen. Good morning, it's the morning match, but
on Rocking ninety five to five. My name is Maria Palmer,
I'm Michael, and wow, what a day ahead of us boys?
It's a Joe Black Keys tickets.

Speaker 3 (00:33):
Yes, the messy experience.

Speaker 1 (00:37):
I can't. They knew what they were doing, they knew
what they were his last name? What did you want
to call it? Literally? Anything else?

Speaker 2 (00:46):
The lionel MESSI experience? Does that make you better?

Speaker 1 (00:49):
For you?

Speaker 2 (00:49):
The lion ole experience? Does you go off a whole
tangent because you want to call the lionel?

Speaker 4 (00:56):
Whenever you say the messy experience, I just think of
like our living room growing up.

Speaker 1 (01:01):
I also think of Michael's living room a messy experience.

Speaker 4 (01:04):
There's too many kids running around to that house.

Speaker 1 (01:06):
In Michael's mom in that living room and the experience.

Speaker 4 (01:09):
Ironically, she was the only one cleaning up. We were
disasters of children.

Speaker 2 (01:15):
Oh my goodness, we got news on a new suburb
just letting you drive around in a golf cart.

Speaker 1 (01:21):
Yeah, that's fun. Is it the Nape?

Speaker 3 (01:23):
It's not the Nape.

Speaker 4 (01:25):
It does seem like that's a thing that would happen
in the Nape if you live by a golf course.

Speaker 3 (01:28):
Actually I kind of no, I haven't seen it.

Speaker 1 (01:31):
I haven't seen the loss for that. In the Nape.
They make their own laws.

Speaker 3 (01:34):
Does what the Nape's gonna do?

Speaker 1 (01:40):
All kinds of crazy stuff.

Speaker 4 (01:42):
In the Rock Report, we're gonna talk about one of
the guys in Metallica doesn't leave in retirement.

Speaker 1 (01:46):
Oh, he said, we'll get into it. The rest of
the band love.

Speaker 3 (01:53):
Four guesses who that might be.

Speaker 1 (01:56):
I got a list of the worst beers. Oh, we're
still gonna drink them, I mean, but we'll do it
right off the tilo.

Speaker 4 (02:06):
But when I went to Vegas, there was a place
next door to Circus Circus that had one dollar michelobes,
and I remember just choking those disgusting beers down because
everything else was so expensive.

Speaker 1 (02:15):
Yeah, I have an experience with those, But that's why
we love bad beer.

Speaker 3 (02:20):
There's a reason there exists.

Speaker 1 (02:22):
When I went to Vegas, I drink out of a
leg leg huh yeah, yeah, there there was a drink
that you could order and it came in a stockinged
leg cup. Oh that phenomenal.

Speaker 3 (02:33):
It's kind of cool.

Speaker 2 (02:33):
I just had like the giant whatever you want to
call it.

Speaker 4 (02:37):
Yeah, big plastic cup with a club and it's like
three feet long.

Speaker 2 (02:42):
If you get ninety ounces, they give you a little
strap to put around your neck because you already gauty
enough holding up a big cup of so true.

Speaker 1 (02:51):
I'm so grateful for adult sippy cups.

Speaker 4 (02:54):
I went down to the beach yesterday and they had
those cups, those big drink cups, long thing down at
the beach on like.

Speaker 1 (03:00):
Boy, if you're walking around.

Speaker 2 (03:01):
With that, yeah, A busy, a busy busy morning. Sports yeah, oh.

Speaker 1 (03:07):
Oh, don't look at me.

Speaker 4 (03:09):
Okay, I'd rather watch Saddam Hussein pitch for this team.

Speaker 1 (03:13):
Oh my, then who pitched yesterday? And we'll get into it.
Sports crazy. Okay.

Speaker 4 (03:22):
Do you like summer, because we got a lot more
of that for you. It's not gonna be as hot today,
a few degrees cooler, but still tive. Ninety two hot, humid, hot,
not as hot.

Speaker 1 (03:34):
Yesterday was hotter than that?

Speaker 5 (03:36):
Was it?

Speaker 1 (03:36):
Ninety eight yesterday? I think?

Speaker 4 (03:37):
Well, the the perceived temperature got up to one hundred
and four yesterday.

Speaker 1 (03:42):
I know, But what were.

Speaker 4 (03:43):
You just saying your same year, I was trying to
make decisions on getting a unit for your apartment.

Speaker 2 (03:48):
Yeah, I'm trying to decide if I need a new
AC unit or tires for my car.

Speaker 4 (03:52):
So eight fifty I love a good choice.

Speaker 2 (03:57):
What will YouTube The most adult thing that I have
to do right now is decide between a wall unit
from my room so the bedroom may see it. That
for making sure that I don't slide around when I'm driving.

Speaker 1 (04:10):
I have a quick, unrelated question, how much does that
switch to?

Speaker 2 (04:13):
Buddy, don't do that. You can play it, sweaty, don't
do that. I will eat my peanut butter and my
switch to switch to necessary?

Speaker 1 (04:25):
No, no, no, no no no no.

Speaker 2 (04:27):
Switch to was a necessary musk.

Speaker 1 (04:29):
Okay, we're not We're not gonna act no, absolutely, and
you're right, And you're right.

Speaker 2 (04:34):
There was budget for the switch too. Now we have
extra budget for one or the others. We're making sacrifices here.

Speaker 1 (04:41):
Extra budget for tires or air conditioning, gotcha, No, just budget.

Speaker 2 (04:46):
It was it was three, not the trifecto, right.

Speaker 1 (04:50):
Okay, you had to choose one from the trinity.

Speaker 4 (04:52):
Had to be fair. I do remember you talking about
tires before you got the switch. I remember because when
you met I was like, I didn't get those tires.

Speaker 2 (05:03):
So this is what we're doing. I'm going for one
day and it's just.

Speaker 3 (05:09):
Back makes terrible financial decisions.

Speaker 1 (05:14):
That's a decision if you infer that that's your own thing.
That's you're connecting your own jots, buddy.

Speaker 4 (05:20):
A few more clouds than yesterday, chance of a little
shower maybe in certain areas later tonight, but other than that,
just still going to be hot, hot hot.

Speaker 1 (05:28):
I'm feeling hot, hop hop I need a drink bad.
We'll discuss the worst beers coming.

Speaker 2 (05:34):
Up rocking ninety five to five, where the rooster has
returned eight o'clock your first keyword for that thousand dollars
where I could either get another switch, more tires, another
AC unit. Whatever you need in your life, whether you're
adulting or making yourself happy needs.

Speaker 3 (05:51):
Yes, it's all there.

Speaker 1 (05:54):
What do you think the worst beer is?

Speaker 2 (05:56):
Oh, it's gotta be Schlitz or Hams the Slitz.

Speaker 1 (06:00):
I will not take any ham slander like that.

Speaker 2 (06:03):
Okay, I love Glad you have terrible taste buds.

Speaker 1 (06:06):
Okay, right, Mikey, what do you think? The worst beer is?
Probably Natty Light that's number two usually, Yeah, which I
also think is slanderous. I love a Natty Light.

Speaker 4 (06:18):
Sparkling water with beer taste.

Speaker 1 (06:20):
Yeah, I think I've got really bad tasted beer, is
what I'm learning, because I don't like any of the
stuff that people are like, wow, this is delicious, and
all the stuff that people are like this is water.

Speaker 4 (06:29):
I'm like, yeah, right, I'll save you money.

Speaker 1 (06:32):
Yeah. I just think you don't like beer. I don't.
I don't like it. Yeah, okay. Worst beer according to
Beer Advocate is Budweiser Select fifty five. Oh my god,
I forgot about that water is that? I don't even
know what that is.

Speaker 3 (06:48):
Oh, they did a big promotional push.

Speaker 2 (06:50):
You're supposed to be more refreshing than It's the most
refreshing beer with low calories.

Speaker 1 (06:55):
Yeah no, what else? It has low ABV? That bad
boy only two point four percent? What's the point.

Speaker 4 (07:03):
Yeah, I have a review here. It says thin flavorless
and odd smelling.

Speaker 1 (07:08):
That's me.

Speaker 2 (07:10):
That's funny, flavorless and odd smelling. Yeah, you shouldn't promote yourself.

Speaker 1 (07:17):
Well, it's honest. Number three would be Miller Extra Light.
That's also only two point eight percent.

Speaker 4 (07:25):
Why hairs at that point, that's what I'm gonna drink
a twelve pact to feel something.

Speaker 1 (07:30):
No kidding, just go non alcoholic at that point. Keystone light,
what I enjoy?

Speaker 2 (07:37):
A nice Keystone light that just tastes like college. Yeah,
it just has a nice throwback to flippy cup or
beer pong when we didn't have a water cup cheap cheap.

Speaker 1 (07:49):
We used we did Natty light. Had a lot of
Natty light back in the day, which is different from
my very adult old styles that I like to drink. Now, Oh,
how different is it?

Speaker 2 (07:59):
Very wow? It's described to different flavors.

Speaker 1 (08:03):
One's heavier and one's old style. Number Number five is
yeah natty ice. Number six, bud light, whoa, it's fine. Yeah,
nice water beer. It's michelob Ultra is thirteen. By the way,
Bush light is fourteen. Corona light is fifteen. Why don't
we not Corona light? That's not right. I don't know

(08:25):
about any of this eight four four, ninety five fifty.
We want to hear your thoughts on the worst beers cores.
Light number nineteen was number one. Number one was Budweiser
Select fifty five. Oh okay, gotch Where was Schlitz and
Ham's on that list? Where's old English were Steel Reserve? Dang? Okay?

Speaker 4 (08:43):
Oh yeah, dude, I have had a lot of balcon nights.

Speaker 1 (08:46):
English eight hundred is at twenty six.

Speaker 3 (08:49):
Just Cold forty five not make it on this list.

Speaker 1 (08:52):
Colt forty five is thirty nine. Wow, people who enjoy it?
I have to have a cold forty five one of
my favorite beers. Drum roll please all bat Blue forty
two not too bad? Guys, you got zema in there
to contes on this list, that's ridiculous to CONT's number

(09:15):
fifty one. Why would we do that?

Speaker 3 (09:18):
Just throwing names on a list of discord I don't
even care.

Speaker 1 (09:21):
Am still Light sixty five?

Speaker 4 (09:23):
Who knew all of a show last weekend at the
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Speaker 1 (09:33):
The Morning mosh Pit is on we love the zoo.
Like to take pictures of the animals on our phone?
Oh yeah, that we all have in our pocket. I
don't like where you're taking us right now. Sure would
be bad if all this technology was used against us
Oho and inevitable hero Man.

Speaker 2 (09:51):
Versus Ram Wall News from the front of the Inevitable
Human Robot War.

Speaker 1 (09:56):
Gentlemen, I need a commitment to maturity before I begin.

Speaker 4 (10:00):
No, I can't commit to that absolutely, I'll do my best.

Speaker 1 (10:03):
I love that. I gotta say the name of this robot.
No snickering, Okay, okay. A group of engineers from four
universities in the UK have teamed up to design a
robot to help fix leaks in the country's ancient water system.
The pipe bot Good is about the same size as

(10:28):
a toy car and can be lowered directly through a
hydrant to explore the area, scan for faults, and relayd
data back to the workers above. These tiny machines could
help save some big bucks. Almost eight hundred million gallons
of water are lost through leaky pipes every day in England,
and roadwork to repair utilities costs the UK economy at

(10:50):
least a five four billion per year you're gonna be okay,
sounds awesome. Save the water, Michael, Is there anything that
we needed to assess with that immaturely?

Speaker 4 (11:00):
Actually feel like I was surprised you walked right past
it and you were like, okay, we're good, and I
was like, oh, that was it.

Speaker 1 (11:05):
Yeah, that was very tame. Yeah, it's very tame with
the pipe butt.

Speaker 4 (11:13):
Yeah, that's gonna be the name of a particular robot eventually,
pipe Bot four.

Speaker 1 (11:17):
Get Michael's mom a pipe. But the bigger, the better
pipe you do. He's a plumber, I swear.

Speaker 3 (11:27):
Laying the Actually, yeah, that's what he was designed to do.

Speaker 1 (11:34):
Literally what it is, well, really fixing leaks. But you
got some leaky pipe, my guy.

Speaker 2 (11:39):
That's right, come and fix it.

Speaker 1 (11:44):
I like, hello, maybe usual the heads for it, plumber,
it's coming over a lot. But that's how they get you.

Speaker 2 (12:00):
You have to ruin mister.

Speaker 1 (12:02):
Oh. I don't know if I could ruin him. He
sounds great, but that is how they get you, because
then you don't have plumbers showing up to your doorstep
saying excuse me, ma'am, I have some bye by delay,
And then how are we going to have the plots
for some of our favorite movies and then fully be
able to relax at home. We won't be able to.

(12:22):
We'll be uptized movies. Call it what it is, movies,
the inevitable human versus Robot war. This was news from
the front of the Inevitable human robot War. Ol bon
Joviy so unlucky in love if you believe the songs
that you listen to on Rock ninety five five, if
you actually read about his real life. He has been

(12:43):
happily married for a long time and his wife just
let him cheat for quite sometimes. He's us. Yeah, she
was totally cool with that.

Speaker 2 (12:49):
It's fine, missus Joviy.

Speaker 1 (12:51):
Miss boys, what are we doing? Sports? So what's wrong?
Make ye runs down my cheek?

Speaker 2 (13:02):
What's wrong?

Speaker 1 (13:02):
Comes there?

Speaker 4 (13:03):
Skidding a little bit. I'm not happy about it. Oh,
despite the loss though yesterday still first place. Unfortunately we
lost eight to two against the Cardinals and Ben Brown sucks.

Speaker 1 (13:17):
I'm sorry, I don't care.

Speaker 4 (13:18):
He had a couple of good games and I started
like feeling some sort of way. I've seen too many failures.

Speaker 2 (13:22):
So you were so hard when he was throwing well
against the Tagers, like it's Ben Brown guy, He's the future.

Speaker 1 (13:28):
He's got it. He knows what's going on. Yeah, yesterday
was awful.

Speaker 4 (13:33):
I remember, Yeah, Yeah, like I said, bring in I
don't know, bring in Saddam. Who's saying I don't care
who you bring in the pitch for this team.

Speaker 1 (13:40):
They can't bring him.

Speaker 4 (13:41):
Although what I see to the series finale against the
Cardinals showtimes back so back from Yeah, it's been not
playing for weeks and weeks and weeks. Finally get the
him back, which will help. We could maybe put Ben
Brown back on the bench. Sorry, I'm grumpy about this.

Speaker 2 (13:58):
You were so high on Ben Brown.

Speaker 1 (14:00):
How's the Tiger's doing? Probably great.

Speaker 2 (14:01):
I didn't play yesterday, See I did, tried it. You
made an attempt.

Speaker 4 (14:06):
It was pretty disappointing yesterday in Seattle, Sport or Chicago.

Speaker 2 (14:09):
Sorry, Chicago Sports, No, no, let me. I got this
transition because the Cubs are trying to play like the
White Sox right now.

Speaker 3 (14:16):
White Sox, where were y'all? Where where where? Ten zero?

Speaker 2 (14:22):
Diamondbacks are pretty good though, the Diamondbacks are a good team,
but it's just you know, Pope bless the stadium, and
it's everybody's like.

Speaker 1 (14:31):
Yeah, let's go get a few.

Speaker 4 (14:32):
Call ups and there was like a surge and they
had a couple of wins.

Speaker 2 (14:36):
There no surge, no more.

Speaker 4 (14:38):
Cubs played tonight six forty five. Socks play at six.

Speaker 2 (14:41):
Forty and we got some All Star balloting to talk about.
Cubs are leading the way on NL as far as
outfielders go. We need to get Mike Taupman from the
White Sox and as a designated here.

Speaker 3 (14:57):
He's the only White Sox that made it on the list.

Speaker 2 (15:00):
So go and vote, get your vote, and you have
tills the fifteenth of July to get your votes in.

Speaker 3 (15:06):
Just go ahead.

Speaker 2 (15:07):
We gotta have a White Sox representation at the All
Star Game.

Speaker 3 (15:12):
Yeah, oh you agree?

Speaker 1 (15:14):
Yeah, thank you, Murray, I gotta have it.

Speaker 3 (15:16):
Thank you.

Speaker 4 (15:16):
You gotta get that d.

Speaker 1 (15:18):
It's in need, you know, like air conditioning tires and
switch to s. We Uz are at ryot Fus this year.

Speaker 4 (15:26):
Rock ninety five to five, Chicago's rock station in the
morning mosh Pit is on.

Speaker 2 (15:31):
The Residents of East Dundee get to drive golf carts
around town.

Speaker 3 (15:35):
Now, there are.

Speaker 2 (15:37):
Some restrictions, though, what are they? You gotta be eighteen
or older? Yeah, right, The golf carts are non highway
vehicle and they have to meet strict safety requirements including lights,
seat belts, reflectors, turn signals, and slow moving vehicles or
they or it has to have that slow moving vehicle

(15:57):
sticker on it. Yeah, you're not allowed to drive these
on sidewalks or bike trails and they can't exceed thirty
five miles an hour, so no fun.

Speaker 4 (16:09):
Yeah, just gotta slow put them around.

Speaker 1 (16:11):
Rules are made to be broken, and we know that.

Speaker 2 (16:13):
I mean, somebody's gonna soup that thing up and get
it out on the highway.

Speaker 1 (16:16):
Yeah. And oh, I want to lifted golf cart.

Speaker 2 (16:18):
Don't go, it's already working.

Speaker 1 (16:23):
Palmer again. I want monster truck tires on a golf cart.
I'm ready.

Speaker 2 (16:28):
So the thing for me is when you have a
village like this and you just go, we want golf carts,
or we already have.

Speaker 3 (16:36):
Golf carts and we want to push this into place.

Speaker 4 (16:39):
Usually this comes to in effect when you live around
a golf course of sorts, because people want to go
from their house to the golf course and just drive
their little golf cart.

Speaker 1 (16:47):
Now, I like the concept of a field of dreams
thing where if you build it, they will come. Maybe
they're like we want a golf course here, we and
sentivize our community to get in on.

Speaker 2 (16:58):
It's funny fair they are out there in the suburbs.
So yeah, I see this going.

Speaker 5 (17:05):
Well.

Speaker 2 (17:06):
The last time that I saw that had golf carts,
there was a little bit of a lower age limit
for driving, so the kids would pick their parents up
at the bars and the golf carts.

Speaker 4 (17:14):
Yeah, exactly, Really, who do you want, drunk adults or kids?

Speaker 1 (17:21):
Two options in you're effectively the same.

Speaker 4 (17:24):
Exactly.

Speaker 1 (17:26):
It's all going to go downhill from here and not
on a golf course. Mover, I hardly know it. I
hate you so much, it's been a while.

Speaker 2 (17:34):
Come on, it's the morning mash fit on Rock ninety
five five. Your chance to win Blackie's tickets is an
hour away, as Fun to the head is coming up.

Speaker 1 (17:45):
Yeah, black caust tickets, that's fun.

Speaker 2 (17:48):
Yeah, positive, see you said it. I don't like when
you do this because you're going to take us down
a rabbit hole of misery.

Speaker 1 (17:57):
It's not a rabbit hole, it's bears.

Speaker 3 (18:00):
A bear hole.

Speaker 1 (18:04):
Isn't that a cave place where bears hibername anyway, and
see this is the energy, this bubbly happy energy, that
we want to keep. We are going to read the
news headlines. They are horrific. However, the corporate chills told

(18:25):
me to just put a positive spin on them, and
so I'm going to do that. I would do my job.
This is bad News Bears. High school student athlete killed
after tree fell on car.

Speaker 2 (18:40):
That's bad man.

Speaker 1 (18:41):
That sucks. Good Samaritans stabbed after escorting woman home. M
M yeah, who needs good dudes. You'll get stubbed for him.
Three people struck by lightning on Florida beach awesome.

Speaker 2 (18:56):
That's so Florida.

Speaker 1 (18:58):
They were all buddies. Only hope that they turned into
beach glass and then kissed. Command sentenced for pimping woman statewide. Listen,
we love an all state accomplishment, no matter whatter. What
is Disneyland? Paris calls police over fake wedding with child bride.

(19:19):
How did you get worse from the last one. It's
a galant that's so smooth. That's all the cookie crumbles
on Bad News Bears. Thank you, Maria. You're welcome. Maris.
We're talking about America's favorite restaurants.

Speaker 2 (19:34):
Next.

Speaker 1 (19:35):
I would love to talk about America's favorite restaurant. Next
on Rock ninety five five.

Speaker 4 (19:39):
Probably Rock ninety five five, Chicago's rock station. A little
bit cooler out there today and possibility for a little
passing storm later. But other than that, still nice hot
summer days going on right here on the morning mosh pit.

Speaker 2 (19:52):
Love it.

Speaker 1 (19:52):
We have a restaurant awards.

Speaker 2 (19:55):
Oh yay.

Speaker 1 (19:57):
Indeed, we have America's most craved fast food restaurant. Give it,
Give me a guess.

Speaker 2 (20:03):
I expect this all to be wrong, but it's chick McDonald's.

Speaker 1 (20:09):
In and out possible. Like what the immediate race in
and out isn't even that good? It's really not okay.

Speaker 2 (20:19):
So that animal sauce is nice.

Speaker 3 (20:21):
I've had better burgers, agreed.

Speaker 1 (20:23):
And also the animal sauce is fine if I.

Speaker 4 (20:26):
Have to go to your restaurant and change everything on
the menu to make it taste good, like, come on,
I should have to put forty pounds of sauce on it.

Speaker 1 (20:32):
Although shout out Chick fil A.

Speaker 4 (20:35):
I do love that sauce.

Speaker 1 (20:36):
But also you can have Chick fil A sauceless. That's
the beauty of it. Also rare valid point for Mikey,
well done, best burger chain. What do we think?

Speaker 3 (20:49):
Five guys?

Speaker 2 (20:50):
Please?

Speaker 1 (20:51):
I would say five guys if I was choosing. Okay,
it's shake Shack. I actually agree. I don't hate that.
Yeah I don't.

Speaker 2 (20:57):
I had there's a shake Shack out in oak Oh
my god.

Speaker 4 (21:01):
They do the smash burgers.

Speaker 1 (21:02):
Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (21:03):
Ok yeah, I.

Speaker 1 (21:03):
Actually would eat shake Shack over five guys any day
of the week.

Speaker 2 (21:06):
They had a new milkshake. Is very excited.

Speaker 1 (21:15):
Okay, they got one, very right, in my opinion, America's
best chicken chain. Give me your guest. KFC raising canes Canes. No,
it's so good. No really no, you can fight me
on this one all day. What I like? The garlic
bread raising Canes is delicious.

Speaker 2 (21:34):
It is good, but it is chicken strips and one sauce.
You got variety Popeyes, you got variety at KFC. You
have variety at Church's Chicken.

Speaker 4 (21:46):
Although that cane sauce.

Speaker 1 (21:47):
With a sauce that good, you only need one sauce.
I don't. I'm not disagreeing with Maria on everything in
that box goes in the sauce, including the bread. No no, no,
no no no, no that can come from it. No.

Speaker 3 (21:59):
I want to just okay, thank you.

Speaker 2 (22:02):
I wanted to make sure you said it correctly for
everybody to hear. Absolutely not Popeyes fries are better, Like
the chicken sandwich is better?

Speaker 4 (22:12):
Is Popeye top of the list?

Speaker 2 (22:14):
No?

Speaker 4 (22:14):
No, I mean for you though, for chicken.

Speaker 1 (22:17):
So you're saying Popeyes okay, number one for season chicken?

Speaker 2 (22:21):
Sure, okay, okay, So we are we're bringing out the
mayonnaise for this.

Speaker 1 (22:30):
Is that what we're doing. We have to specify for
the seas and chicken with.

Speaker 2 (22:37):
The herbs and the spices, and then you have your
boiled bland.

Speaker 1 (22:41):
Chicken right over here. America's best coffee chain, there's a star.
No Dutch Brothers never even been started in like Eugene, Oregon.

Speaker 4 (22:54):
It's a big thing in the Pacific Northwest. But I
don't understand how that makes it the country's favorite. Like
it's crazy. So like there's got to be better rules.

Speaker 2 (23:01):
So this you have to be a national chain, I'd say,
at least across half of the country.

Speaker 1 (23:05):
I agreed, you can't just be regional.

Speaker 4 (23:07):
I'll look at the look on her face right now, Oh,
she is disgusted by something.

Speaker 1 (23:12):
America's Best Restaurant Experience.

Speaker 4 (23:16):
TGI Fridays Restaurant Experience. I'm gonna go wild. I'm gonna
say Olive Galden.

Speaker 1 (23:23):
And that's what my pick would be, because when you're there,
to stop it your families.

Speaker 5 (23:27):
Okay, I curiously eat all those unlimited soup, salad and breadsticks,
you know, Texas Roadhouse.

Speaker 1 (23:39):
Okay, it's just surprising.

Speaker 4 (23:42):
Well, they used to do the peanuts everywhere. Now they
don't do that. Allergies, Yeah, screw them. I like the peanuts.

Speaker 1 (23:47):
You want to kill people.

Speaker 4 (23:48):
I like picking peanuts right up off the floor and
just munching them while I'm waiting for my food.

Speaker 1 (23:51):
Mikey loves peanuts.

Speaker 2 (23:52):
Off the floor.

Speaker 1 (23:53):
Mind, Well, where else are you supposed to get them?
They're all over the place, big peanuts, little peanuts. There's
a there's a barrel of peanuts. You get the little
scooper and they put them, not off the floor. You're
making that up. No, there's absolutely.

Speaker 4 (24:07):
There's a barrel at the front in the corner.

Speaker 1 (24:11):
Sometimes he grabs the shaft of the peanuts. That's true.
They're always packed. Am I crazy?

Speaker 2 (24:16):
Is there not a barrel of peanuts at the Texas Okay?

Speaker 1 (24:19):
You're right, Okay, I was making penis jokes. I heard
I was a more worried about sanitation. Man over here,
I don't know what. I don't the problem. The nuts
are covered around nuts and saucy boxes. And finally America
has value leader.

Speaker 4 (24:41):
Value leader for restaurants leader or is it fast food
a restaurant rest roant?

Speaker 1 (24:49):
I'm gonna say, steak and shake, Little Caesars. I love
the Little Caesars. Back in the hot It's ready.

Speaker 2 (24:58):
It's ready, Little Caesar smacks cross.

Speaker 3 (25:01):
It's so perfect.

Speaker 1 (25:03):
Jeez, it's at least hot and ready.

Speaker 4 (25:07):
That'll make a turn.

Speaker 1 (25:08):
No other promises, don't ack like you.

Speaker 2 (25:10):
Didn't have one of those nights where it was like,
I have seven dollars in my pocket, Maris, I can
get one topping and an extra crazy bread, and it
is about to feed me for two days.

Speaker 1 (25:19):
Yes, I can't prove what I'm saying this. We never
had Little Caesar's. What I've had money in the barroom. No, no, no,
I just did the red Barren pizzas instead of Little Caesars.
Hot and ready in this economy in a way hose.

Speaker 2 (25:42):
Nerd Alert, it's time to dark out.

Speaker 3 (25:47):
Chicago.

Speaker 2 (25:49):
Oh boy, get ready, there's a superhero on the way
to Disney Plus by the name of iron Heart. I
like that name to Jay of iron Man in the comics.
Doing a little bit of a different spin in the
live action as we lost last saw re Re Williams

(26:09):
in Wakanda Forever.

Speaker 3 (26:12):
Her series kicks off today.

Speaker 2 (26:14):
Oh it's a lady, Yes, Red Williams from Chicago. So
this series is taking place right here in the greatest
city in America.

Speaker 3 (26:22):
We love so Maria Michael.

Speaker 2 (26:25):
I know you guys have been like, we need new superheroes.
Here she is and the Chicago base. So I'm all
in obviously because.

Speaker 3 (26:33):
You know, the dude doing a nerd report.

Speaker 2 (26:35):
But during the series, we're going to get to see
a lot of iconic locations, highlighted in great ways by
Ryan Coogler, who's working on this project.

Speaker 3 (26:46):
Is recovering after she.

Speaker 2 (26:47):
Gets kicked out of MIT and has to come home,
and then her superhero journey continues.

Speaker 4 (26:55):
So this is real life like it's It was started
as a comic book, but now it's isn't a Is
it a comic movie or is it real life action movie?

Speaker 1 (27:03):
This is live live action, So they're shooting actually in the.

Speaker 2 (27:05):
City of Icago.

Speaker 1 (27:06):
It's not a cartoon many years ago. Wow.

Speaker 4 (27:08):
Wow, Oh that's really cool. It's very exciting.

Speaker 2 (27:12):
The internet was kind of in a tizzy because it
took them a long time to edit and get it
in the post because they finished as they did, finished
shooting a while ago.

Speaker 3 (27:20):
It's like, why now, But it's here, So we're excited.

Speaker 2 (27:23):
Dropping on Disney Plus today, we're getting three episodes right
off the bat in the six episodes series. We'll see
the other three episodes drop week after week.

Speaker 4 (27:32):
Now I'll watch that. I'm a Chicago File lately. I
love all of it.

Speaker 1 (27:35):
I know you're you're doing.

Speaker 3 (27:37):
What are you watching right now?

Speaker 4 (27:39):
Shameless, Shame? I'm obsessed. People like you've never seen Shameless. No,
I never saw Shameless, but I'm watching it now. And
let me tell you, probably the best show I've ever
seen in my life. And then you have seen the Bear,
right Bear, and then.

Speaker 1 (27:49):
The new season talk about it.

Speaker 4 (27:53):
Every morning I walk to work, Jeremy Allen White and
Austin Butler are filming a movie below the building, and
this morning I walk in and I see in the
dark Austin Butler just playing a guitar in a van.
I'm obsessed with everything to do with this city, especially
shows and movies.

Speaker 3 (28:08):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 2 (28:08):
I love when Chicago gets highlighted on major scales like this,
So be ready to check out Ironheart on Disney Plus
starting today. I don't have my reviews. I will have
my reviews.

Speaker 1 (28:19):
I like a major scale. I prefer our peggios.

Speaker 2 (28:23):
I'm not giving you a bell for them.

Speaker 1 (28:25):
You don't have to. I don't need your bells.

Speaker 3 (28:26):
Yeah you do.

Speaker 1 (28:27):
I don't need you miss my bells. Yesterday I did
miss them, but I don't need them. It's different, you know.
It's like the difference between say, oh, I don't know
tires and a switch to Okay, you know one you
really enjoy and we're.

Speaker 3 (28:39):
Gonna we're gonna get the rock news ready.

Speaker 1 (28:42):
Like tires tough choices right now? You need a switch too.

Speaker 2 (28:46):
I feel like we're gonna have to talk about this again,
but we'll do that later in the morning.

Speaker 4 (28:50):
Mash pit, tires, ac unit or a switch to.

Speaker 1 (28:53):
Yeah, Like, if you had the choices, obviously one of
them would be the switch too.

Speaker 3 (28:58):
I missed you both too.

Speaker 1 (29:01):
Stone Temple Pilot's bass player Robert de Leo wrote that song,
or at least the music for it, and he says
it started out as bossa Nova yeah, fun facts on
rock ninety five to five miikey.

Speaker 4 (29:13):
Yeah, speaking of rock fun facts, we got a little
rock news going on. Oh, Smashing Pumpkins are teasing a
major announcement this Thursday.

Speaker 1 (29:22):
Now.

Speaker 4 (29:22):
The only thing is, and you guys might have to
help me with this. Is this a little old graphic
like Lord of the Rings style because it feels that way.

Speaker 1 (29:30):
Oh, it's giving more old timey.

Speaker 4 (29:33):
Yes, it's basically like a note sort of with a
date on it. But it looks like, yeah, like.

Speaker 1 (29:39):
Harry Potter, Yeah, older scrolls. Yeah, it looks like a
scroll the song with the Dragons Skyrim.

Speaker 2 (29:45):
No, no, no, the TV show John Snow Game.

Speaker 1 (29:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (29:50):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 4 (29:51):
So he posted this graphics and it just says June
twenty seven five with major announcements. So we will watch
this Thursday for a major announcement. It'll probably be a reissue.

Speaker 1 (30:03):
Philly Gordon and Love Money whatever.

Speaker 4 (30:06):
Yeah, we'll see.

Speaker 1 (30:07):
Hey that nice bolt Man.

Speaker 4 (30:08):
What kind of interesting here. Kirk Hammett says he doesn't
believe in retirement for musicians.

Speaker 1 (30:12):
We can tell.

Speaker 4 (30:13):
He says, quote the goal is to die on stage.
Ac DC has entered the chat, been in the chat
for a while while speaking with metal Hammer. In a
recent interview, Metallica guitarist Kirk explained that he loves his
job too much to ever consider retiring.

Speaker 1 (30:31):
In a way, I kind of understand that.

Speaker 4 (30:34):
Oh yeah, Like if you can be fortunate enough to
do something that you don't hate, you don't even gotta
love it. Yeah, you just don't got to hate it. Yeah,
and do that for most of your life because think
how much we work.

Speaker 1 (30:45):
Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (30:46):
So I think Metallica figured out on their last tour,
we can do this the way we want to do it. Yeah,
doing a week on, week off, two weeks off, like
doing how like multiple shows in that marketing, different SATSI show,
So it's fun for them. So they're at a point where, yes,
they can play until the end of time and do
it the way that they need to.

Speaker 3 (31:07):
Good point.

Speaker 1 (31:07):
Yeah, such a good point.

Speaker 4 (31:09):
When I was at that Rock the Country festival, one
of the things Chad from Nickelback set on stage was
he's like, man, I love these festivals. Like we play
a show and then we go home for two weeks
and we'd like shoot our guns and ride our motorcycles.

Speaker 1 (31:19):
Then we'd just come out and play in another shows.

Speaker 4 (31:21):
Like that does sound a lot more relaxing than being
shoved on a bus with the show every other night,
months and months and months. I think that would get tiring.
Especially I'm old, I capt forty. That sounds way less appetizing.
Kirk says, quote, I don't believe in retirement. Retirement is
something that's been forced onto people. Don't wait, what you're rich.
I don't know musicians should be allowed to retire. So

(31:44):
for all the rock news and wowitude for musicians, every
crazy thought coming from the musicians. You can find it
online at Rock nine to five chi.

Speaker 1 (31:57):
Oh, sorry, I forgot give us another one again. That
was nice.

Speaker 4 (32:04):
Rock ninety five to five, Chicago's rock station, The morning
mash Pit is on.

Speaker 2 (32:09):
My name is Michael Oh, I'm Maria Palmer, and I'm
Maris and I have a list of skills that are
now obsolete from the nineties.

Speaker 1 (32:15):
Oh boy, sharpening pencils.

Speaker 2 (32:18):
Oh, that's absolutely honest.

Speaker 1 (32:19):
Though I haven't got a pencil forever. I think it's
still used pencils in class. I guess if you need
to erase things. Yeah, yeah, we love a good Taekwondera,
but what Tekandruga? They're the best pencils. Oh well, really,
Black Warriors are, but Tae Kwonder Ruga were much more
mainstream and easily accessible.

Speaker 2 (32:37):
You had branded pencils that you picked from.

Speaker 4 (32:39):
I had number two Yellow Ones Yellow, number.

Speaker 1 (32:41):
Two, Taekandruga, We're yellow. I went to Catholic school to
do a lot of writing. I cared about my pencil.

Speaker 3 (32:47):
This required branded pencils.

Speaker 1 (32:49):
No, no, no, it's not about the branding. It's about how
they write on the paper. And I know which pencils
I like.

Speaker 2 (32:55):
Did you have those clues.

Speaker 1 (32:59):
The joke upflicks school. No, but I really wanted a
quillan ink. I'm gonna be honest with you. It was
one of those weird kids to Probably it's fine.

Speaker 2 (33:08):
But speaking of pencils, rewinding cassette tapes, people do not
have to do that anymore. Sure, I'm not sure why
this is on the list, because I'm pretty sure people
still do it.

Speaker 3 (33:17):
Making a weed pipe out of a coke can.

Speaker 1 (33:20):
Yeah, that's an art form that's going to be passed
down through the generations.

Speaker 3 (33:28):
Yeah, that one's going to continue to go.

Speaker 2 (33:29):
But I don't I haven't seen book covers on school books.

Speaker 3 (33:35):
Oh yeah, and you would have to go to.

Speaker 2 (33:36):
A jewel and be like, can I get the paper
bags please? Exactly you're buying one water and I was like, yeah,
I need ten bags because I got twenty books to
cover when I get home.

Speaker 1 (33:45):
You ever feel real fancy though, and get one of
those cloth book covers, like the stretchy ones. Those were
incredible if you could get those and you could reuse
them for the next year. I wonder were.

Speaker 2 (33:54):
Your school that.

Speaker 4 (33:57):
I almost like they'll steal those from the grocery.

Speaker 1 (34:00):
You never have the stretchy ones. Also, we went to
school at different times too, that you guys didn't even
have like the pencil grip fandom that existed.

Speaker 2 (34:09):
You're making words up again, like I don't want to know.

Speaker 1 (34:14):
Is in third grade? Let me tell you, Mike, no
one knew their phonics like me.

Speaker 3 (34:19):
Map quest and knowing how to read a map.

Speaker 4 (34:21):
We're just talking about that the other day, Like you
remember you had to have the paper printed out? How
about printers? I guess there's like still one in the building,
but I haven't printed anything for years.

Speaker 2 (34:30):
I print regularly, kill trees.

Speaker 1 (34:33):
Divorce days. That's going to change.

Speaker 3 (34:38):
Then there's driving stick shift.

Speaker 2 (34:40):
I guess a lot of cars aren't coming as manual anymore,
so it's not as necessary.

Speaker 1 (34:45):
To learn unless you go drive in Europe. Not a
manual over there.

Speaker 2 (34:50):
Loading the film for your camera, oh yeah, you just
don't have to anymore.

Speaker 1 (34:55):
To go drop it off at Costco. I don't think
I would know how to do that now.

Speaker 3 (34:59):
Yeah, there's a little Yeah I used to.

Speaker 1 (35:02):
I don't remember. I mean if you.

Speaker 2 (35:04):
Handed it to me, I'd figure it out. Yeah, like
it is one of those things. But eight four four,
nine five ninety five fifty What skills were you amazing
at in the nineties that are now just completely obsolete?

Speaker 3 (35:16):
Nobody needs to do it.

Speaker 4 (35:17):
I could wear a parajincos like nobody's business.

Speaker 2 (35:20):
Is that a skill?

Speaker 1 (35:21):
Yeah? Damn right it is? What a fax machine?

Speaker 4 (35:24):
Those slap bracelets?

Speaker 1 (35:26):
Oh yeah, crosted chips? No, when you had the visor
upside down?

Speaker 2 (35:32):
Yeah, let's go.

Speaker 3 (35:33):
Why was the visor upside down?

Speaker 4 (35:35):
I think it was a style thing, but somebody messed.

Speaker 1 (35:37):
That up because they were looking pretty fly for a
white guy and support that much. Now here's a bit
only blog were there.

Speaker 2 (35:46):
Eight four four, nine five five ninety five fifty on
the line today? In fun to the head Tickets to
see the Black Keys at Huntington Bank Pavilion Wednesday, September third.
And if I remember correctly, is that man Gary Clark
Junior on this show as well?

Speaker 1 (36:06):
That's awesome. I didn't come.

Speaker 3 (36:08):
Firm that in two seconds.

Speaker 1 (36:11):
We should know that beforehand. That's fine.

Speaker 2 (36:14):
I'm pretty sure my brain works sometimes.

Speaker 1 (36:19):
But yeah, we're.

Speaker 2 (36:19):
Gonna play this trivia game. You're gonna answer questions, take
one of us hosts. We can answer one question for
you as a save, but you gotta get three questions right.
It's Fun to the Head eight four four ninety five fifty.

Speaker 4 (36:35):
That's awesome, dude.

Speaker 1 (36:36):
Yes, that's the hell of a show eight four four.

Speaker 2 (36:41):
Fifty And now Fun to the Head on rock. Yeah,
don't worry, they're using nerve weapons?

Speaker 1 (36:50):
Are we speaking with Milan? Hey?

Speaker 3 (36:54):
How are you today? Not Mulan?

Speaker 1 (36:57):
Milan's actually pronounce.

Speaker 4 (37:02):
Okay, Milan.

Speaker 2 (37:06):
I'm so sorry us.

Speaker 1 (37:12):
The head.

Speaker 2 (37:13):
It's a trivia game where you answer questions, you take
one of us hostage. We get shot if you get
questions wrong, and we can provide you with one save
Black Keys tickets up for grabs. Milan, Now, who would
you like to take as your hostage today?

Speaker 1 (37:27):
I'm gonna.

Speaker 4 (37:31):
You're a good phone of friend, dude, if you needed help,
you would be the guy that.

Speaker 3 (37:35):
I would do.

Speaker 1 (37:37):
You want to use the gatling gun today? You got
it over there? Got it?

Speaker 3 (37:43):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (37:44):
Well I tried. No, it's fine, it's tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (37:47):
Mikey would have a high advantage point and probably shoot
me in the face. It's okay, So Maria's gonna shoot
it from the floor.

Speaker 3 (37:54):
You got the questions? All right, you're ready?

Speaker 1 (37:56):
Here we go, Milan. Are you ready? I'm ready?

Speaker 2 (37:59):
Let's do it.

Speaker 1 (38:02):
What actor plays the main character Krmie in the show
The Bear.

Speaker 2 (38:10):
Oh, that's dang it, it's not Brian Austin Green.

Speaker 4 (38:20):
I was like, what are we even talking about here?
It's maybe the most famous guy in Chicago.

Speaker 2 (38:25):
It just slipped my mind for a second. Okay, Milan, Milan,
you have no more saves. You've got to answer two
more questions to win the tickets.

Speaker 3 (38:33):
Now, all right, here we go.

Speaker 1 (38:37):
Oh interesting?

Speaker 4 (38:39):
What nineties toy was temporarily banned due to rumors that
it could record conversations and leak information. No, it was
the Furbie. Try that creepy little thing with like blankets,
weird eyes and try to talk to you.

Speaker 2 (39:00):
All right, Okay, Maria jams, she got you in the thumb.

Speaker 3 (39:04):
Pay one? Okay, one for two, one for two.

Speaker 1 (39:10):
Question three.

Speaker 4 (39:12):
In the movie Happy Go More, what sport does Adam
Sandler's character actually want to play?

Speaker 1 (39:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (39:21):
You got it?

Speaker 3 (39:22):
There we go, There we go.

Speaker 1 (39:23):
Well, trick question there?

Speaker 2 (39:25):
All right, let's keep rolling while Maria tries to figure
out this gun.

Speaker 4 (39:32):
Number four.

Speaker 1 (39:33):
I don't know what that means.

Speaker 2 (39:36):
Number four?

Speaker 4 (39:37):
What children's book is about a pig named Wilbur and
his spider friend.

Speaker 1 (39:45):
Web?

Speaker 4 (39:47):
Technically that's wrong. It's Charlotte's Web. Oh, I gotta watch
the sports there.

Speaker 2 (39:55):
But yeah, okay, we're on the last question.

Speaker 4 (40:04):
But I agree with you saying Spider's web when you
know what Charlotte's Web sucks because you knew it was
Charlotte's Web.

Speaker 1 (40:09):
But I did.

Speaker 2 (40:11):
We We are down to the wire.

Speaker 1 (40:15):
Here we go.

Speaker 2 (40:16):
You missed this one.

Speaker 1 (40:17):
No tickets.

Speaker 2 (40:18):
If you get this one, you go and see the
Black Keys and Gary Clark Jr.

Speaker 4 (40:23):
And number five, what band sang the song Stairway to Heaven?
No man Zeppelin?

Speaker 1 (40:46):
Sorry, buddy?

Speaker 4 (40:49):
Would you catch one in the nip her gatling gun
hurts when you get shot in the nip Man.

Speaker 1 (40:56):
No, don't shoot in it.

Speaker 4 (40:58):
No, no, yes, she's unloading on him right now. I
mean that was like seven shots, like.

Speaker 3 (41:05):
Right, Melan.

Speaker 2 (41:07):
I'm sorry you did not win the tickets to see
the Black Keys on the No Rain, No Flowers Tour
at Huntington Bank Pavilion on September third.

Speaker 3 (41:17):
But you know what you are getting.

Speaker 1 (41:21):
No, actually we have something for you.

Speaker 2 (41:24):
Amazon will be sending you an air guitar.

Speaker 1 (41:28):
Jim any time anywhere about us, Jeff Bezos billionaires do care.

Speaker 2 (41:33):
Yes, we will be back with more fun to the
Head tomorrow on Rock ninety five to five five ish
things you almost certainly need to.

Speaker 1 (41:43):
Know, give me them.

Speaker 2 (41:46):
Things are you asking? You shall receive starting with The Bear.
Season four kicks off tomorrow on Hulu. All ten episodes
will be dropping at the same time.

Speaker 1 (42:01):
But that bear really snuck up on me. I forgot
that was even happening. Happy Bride Month. You didn't have
your bear mace Ready's right.

Speaker 2 (42:12):
Last season, we were looking at the crew as they were.
We were left on a cliffhanger after they got their
big food review, and we have to know what happened.
Is the restaurant going to be able to stay open.
And as we noted earlier, Jeremy Allen White.

Speaker 1 (42:28):
Has been seen around town as he's filming a new movie.

Speaker 4 (42:32):
Did you guys see the viral video? He was at
some diner and somebody goes, man, can I tell you something?
And he was like, you look just like that actor
Jeremy Allen White, and he just kind of looks over
and he's like yep, and he just walks over and
starts filling it.

Speaker 1 (42:44):
How did I would have been?

Speaker 2 (42:47):
Give me a picture, please, Michael, get excited. Tony Hawk
is teaming up with Taco Bell for a new lux
craving box and it's filled with Tony Hawk's favorite items
to cheese Ca sadilla, the crunchy taco and nacho cheese
and a liptint iced tea. And this is all corresponding
with Tony Hawk pro Skater three and four dropping on
July eleventh.

Speaker 1 (43:08):
Hell yeah, Tony Hawko Bell.

Speaker 4 (43:12):
Much of my childhood was spent playing Tony Hawk and
eating Taco Bell.

Speaker 2 (43:15):
So crazy, you're adulthood too. And if you had a
Nintendo switch to.

Speaker 1 (43:20):
But tacos, Oh no no.

Speaker 2 (43:25):
A pilot is being praised after he held up a
flight for fifty minutes so a pregnant woman could make
the flight. A pregnant woman was traveling with her friends
and there was a delay on the first part of
her itinerary and there was only a forty five minute.

Speaker 3 (43:41):
In between layover.

Speaker 2 (43:42):
So her friend sprinted to the next gate and said, Hey,
my pregnant friend is coming, Please hold the flight. The
pilot overheard, walked out of the cockpit and said, we're
not flying till she gets here.

Speaker 1 (43:55):
Well, that's very nice, big on him. I was a passenger,
I feel different, I say for that one man. If
I were on the fine waiting an hour for some mirando,
I'd be like, what the hell?

Speaker 2 (44:05):
Yeah, well it was no, they didn't have to wait
like a full hour. That was the amount of time
that they had, But because the first flight was delayed,
they lost their time to get to the gate.

Speaker 1 (44:16):
Gone gone.

Speaker 2 (44:17):
An Oregon attorney organ I'm sorry, I was born.

Speaker 1 (44:24):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 (44:28):
An Oregon attorney is living her best life as Mary Poppins,
as she only likes to dress in the eighteen hundreds
when she's not at work. She cannot dress this way
while she is in the court, but everywhere else she
does dress like Mary Poppins on a regular basis.

Speaker 4 (44:45):
Why can't she do in the court? Who cares?

Speaker 3 (44:46):
I think they're strict rules.

Speaker 1 (44:47):
It's literally appropriate the most appropriate clothing. Yeah, very, my
cousin Finny tails.

Speaker 4 (44:56):
What was a Mary Poppin song where she spelled.

Speaker 1 (44:59):
Super callup FRAGILISTICALID?

Speaker 4 (45:01):
Yeah, sure wasn't spelling, I guess. But it's a great song,
so smash.

Speaker 1 (45:05):
Oh my god, even though the sound of it is
something quite atrocious.

Speaker 4 (45:09):
There was actually held his forehead.

Speaker 1 (45:11):
We got if you say it loud enough, you'll always
sound precocious. We got to sup we got we got
to four things.

Speaker 2 (45:20):
And then these two trying to sing this lovely song.
But you know what's better than those two singing? What?
Ninety five minutes commercial free and it's next?

Speaker 3 (45:29):
On Rock ninety five.

Speaker 1 (45:30):
Five ac DC thunder struck Iran when a computer virus
infected nuclear establishments there in July twenty twelve. Ac DC
really ahead of their time. Huh wow, yeah, no kidding,
Morning moshmen on Rocking ninety five to five. What do
we got boys?

Speaker 2 (45:48):
It is Festival Caesar, except if you were trying to
go to Banaru. Oh yeah. There was a huge storm
and They ended up canceling because it not only rained,
but the farm flooded, so it made it impossible to
actually camp, which is a big part of Bonnaroo, and
it was just unsafe for a lot of attendeesmer.

Speaker 4 (46:09):
Seeing a thing else. So the conditions are quickly deteriorating.

Speaker 2 (46:12):
It's like God and good yes in Saint Clown Posse,
Avril Lavigne, Queens of the Stone Age, just a few
of the bands that were on site.

Speaker 1 (46:21):
Now here's the fun part. Sat Clown Posse is still
doing the thing. Good for them.

Speaker 2 (46:25):
They were just at the festival I was working at
over the weekend. Yes really Yeah, there's footage on Rock
ninety five five's Instagram page.

Speaker 1 (46:33):
So be sure to check that you consider yourself a juggalo.

Speaker 2 (46:36):
Absolutely not.

Speaker 3 (46:40):
For drink, isn't it. They goes very sticky. I don't
enjoy it.

Speaker 4 (46:46):
I was just so pissed if they sprayed that anyway
go ahead.

Speaker 3 (46:48):
They didn't have any at the festival, thank goodness.

Speaker 2 (46:52):
But initially Bonnaroo came out and we're like, we're going
to give everyone a seventy five percent ref fund.

Speaker 1 (47:01):
Well they did get one day off, right, I think
the rain started. What did they do the whole day.
I think the first I think the first day Thursday
did go oh, that's why they're doing the seventy five percent.

Speaker 2 (47:14):
But then everybody complained and they were getting beat up
online and they're like, Okay, here's your money back. People travel,
which is the thing there is, Like it's one thing
to just cancel a concert, but when it's a festival
of this magnitude and you're driving into Tennessee, You've got
your camping equipment that you just bought, the air matchss

(47:35):
you hope's going to stay in.

Speaker 3 (47:38):
Yes, all of that extra stuff.

Speaker 2 (47:40):
And you're not getting refunds on the extra stuff on
the outside of that.

Speaker 1 (47:45):
So let's be so real. Sometimes the thing you lose
is the time off.

Speaker 3 (47:48):
This is true that you don't have.

Speaker 1 (47:51):
Yeah, oh my goodness, Yeah I didn't even see. I'm
so grumpy.

Speaker 4 (47:55):
I'm going to do in like a farmland Tennessee. And
it's like, yeah, I'll go to a Jack Daniel distiller.

Speaker 3 (48:00):
And it'd be one thing if there were other things too.
You're stuck and the whole area is flooded. It's not nice.

Speaker 2 (48:08):
So thankfully they they'd end up getting the refunds and
Bonaru is talking with the farm that is produced on.
So I guess do a better irrigation system so the
flooding won't be.

Speaker 1 (48:19):
So bad if it rains again. What idea? You know?
The videos were insane. Did you see any Children of
the Mud when they got the notification that it was canceled?
Then you just hear throughout the campground it.

Speaker 4 (48:34):
Was because it all hits her phone.

Speaker 1 (48:36):
At the same time, there's videos of people just like
filming from inside their tent because you just hear screams
all around. I gotta go look the top. Yeah, we're
spoiled children off in here.

Speaker 2 (48:46):
Oh yeah, I mean we're children of the festival.

Speaker 1 (48:49):
I can't see my icy pain. Now here's a bit
only the damn you're gonna plug it?

Speaker 3 (48:59):
You know what I think? I think we got to
change the music for this one?

Speaker 1 (49:02):
Is that? Okay, can't we.

Speaker 2 (49:07):
Eight four four ninety five fifty. You're gonna win a
four pack of tickets to the Messy Experience where Sloppy.

Speaker 1 (49:19):
Mess you to now Michael Sloppy, a filthy experience.

Speaker 2 (49:25):
You get to be in the room with Leonel Massey,
the goat of all things football soccer as we call
it here. This is for the soccer fans. It's an
immersive arch experience where you can train like Messy, take
photos with a I.

Speaker 1 (49:43):
Want to say, yeah, it's not it's like Graham.

Speaker 3 (49:46):
Yes, it's a.

Speaker 2 (49:47):
Hologram, sit in his locker room, train like MESSI is
a fun experience because you get to do some of
the drills with him.

Speaker 1 (49:53):
It's just I'm going, did you say he's going to
be there? He's not? Okay?

Speaker 2 (49:59):
All right because say that I did.

Speaker 4 (50:01):
Yeah, you were like, you can be in the room
with MESSI.

Speaker 1 (50:04):
Well right, I guess it'll be like he's there, except
he won't be there, so it's not like he's there
at all.

Speaker 2 (50:13):
Eight four four five.

Speaker 3 (50:18):
I'm just.

Speaker 1 (50:23):
We I missed you guys. Nice to back Messy Experience.

Speaker 2 (50:28):
Let's talk to our winner here, Rock ninety five five.
Is this Dario, Let's get messy.

Speaker 3 (50:39):
Congratulations.

Speaker 2 (50:40):
You're going to the Messy Experience coming up in July.

Speaker 1 (50:43):
Are you a big soccer fan? My steps on is there?
You go? All right?

Speaker 2 (50:49):
Yeah, it'd be a great opportunity for you to enjoy
all things messy. No, Marita, it's really everybody, Okay.

Speaker 1 (51:01):
They got to keep ago.

Speaker 2 (51:04):
Someone say yeah, we try sometimes, but Dario, you are
all set. You and your step son and two others
are going to get to enjoy the Messy Experience when
it comes to Chicago in July.

Speaker 3 (51:16):
Maria, can you please keep it together?

Speaker 1 (51:18):
No, I guess not.

Speaker 2 (51:20):
For everyone else.

Speaker 1 (51:21):
Get there.

Speaker 3 (51:25):
To get the bell for everyone else.

Speaker 2 (51:28):
Head on over to the Messy Experience dot com slash
Chicago to get your tickets today.

Speaker 4 (51:34):
Still not a peek from Dave Grohl about the drummer
situation for the Foo Fighters, but we'll keep you up
to date right here on Rock ninety five to five,
Chicago's rock station.

Speaker 1 (51:43):
Boys. Remember when we went to Disney, we all kind
of had a consensus on what our least favorite park was.
It was the Magic Kingdom. Do you remember why?

Speaker 2 (51:52):
Oh the rides were old. I didn't like him.

Speaker 1 (51:54):
That's so, is that why? Yeah? Remember we were walking
around there trying to find a drink. Yeah, trying to drink.
You guys have a problem, Okay, would a solution? We're
really good at it. Not a problem.

Speaker 2 (52:06):
We were in the world's most magical place, enjoying all
the life in drink.

Speaker 1 (52:12):
Oh my god, on top of it, that'll be fun.
Oh you might if a white girl speaks a little
less fani, we're gonna suppose that quervo. Let's go.

Speaker 3 (52:21):
We don't need to Margarita Maria to papp.

Speaker 5 (52:25):
Actually exactly where we need her to bomb up and
nowhere else involving work.

Speaker 1 (52:29):
Okay, you just.

Speaker 4 (52:31):
See like Poomba run by and she's just on his back.

Speaker 1 (52:36):
Okay, this is changing. What after fifty four years of
being nearly alcohol free, Disney is shaking things up a
Magic Kingdom with the launch of its very first on
site bar. In fact, we saw it being built with
the one barrel the Pirates of the Caribbean.

Speaker 2 (52:55):
Oh say that was the biggest tease. Yeah, walking by
like this looks.

Speaker 1 (53:04):
Like a bar.

Speaker 5 (53:04):
I was like to are those drink options them?

Speaker 1 (53:11):
Okay so much?

Speaker 4 (53:15):
Well, what what was the deal? Because there was some
sort of hinge there, like you can drink in Magic Kingdom,
but you have to go make a reservation at a restaurant,
and getting the reservation is impossible because people have made
the months in advance ahead.

Speaker 3 (53:27):
Yeah, it was just you can drink with dinner.

Speaker 2 (53:29):
You can't walk around the park like at the other
parks with it that pirate bar.

Speaker 4 (53:34):
That's pretty cool.

Speaker 1 (53:35):
Go back just for the pirate bar yoho and a
bottle of it.

Speaker 4 (53:39):
Yeah, I want an eye patch.

Speaker 2 (53:42):
And like the way you're setting these up.

Speaker 1 (53:45):
Stump of a leg?

Speaker 4 (53:46):
What do you want to stump just so I can
pretend I'm a pirate while I'm getting hammered in there?

Speaker 1 (53:49):
He wants to get pegged? No peg leg?

Speaker 4 (53:53):
Oh yeah, I don't know what you're talking about.

Speaker 1 (53:58):
Never.

Speaker 2 (53:58):
Yeah, I think this is gott to open it up
to be a lot more fun at the Magic Kingdom.

Speaker 1 (54:02):
Yeah, dog roller coasters. I might actually like the Magic Kingdom.
Now we'll find out more magical. We'll have to go
back and bring some of the magic yea potions you
want to Oh that's cool.

Speaker 4 (54:15):
I wonder if they'd like traditional pirate drinks like oh,
it's all right, something booty.

Speaker 1 (54:20):
It says expect immersive theming, with nods to the parts
of a Caribbean movies, including a magical rum bottle, Let's go,
and ships that may or may not come to life.
Since they're bringing it up, it's probably may sop like

(54:40):
this might come to life and then it doesn't. I
know you had something to say about it. I do.
I'm sure it was funny.

Speaker 2 (54:56):
We'll discuss the White strives on Rock ninety five five.
Future Rock and Roll Hall of Fame inductees can't wait
for that one.

Speaker 3 (55:06):
There are so many collabs.

Speaker 1 (55:09):
And Jack White and his sister. That's not no, no,
he told us that that is his sister, did he?
I thought it was his wife for a long time,
so it was it was it was, oh, they lied.

Speaker 4 (55:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (55:22):
It was really weird because they're like, yeah, we are
Jack and Meg White siblings. And then it was like
the siblings are getting divorced. Okay, a terrible light to tell.
They didn't want interviews to be about their relationship. That
kind of makes sense, but a better way to do that.
Anybody heard from her recently.

Speaker 2 (55:41):
We'll find out rolling Hall of Fame only her brother.

Speaker 1 (55:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (55:45):
Right, let's do some text time, shall we. The people
want to be heard, Maria.

Speaker 2 (55:51):
There's a movie about this.

Speaker 4 (55:54):
Eight four five fifty that's eight four four time five fifteen.

Speaker 1 (56:01):
Amber says, good morning, welcome back, Marius.

Speaker 2 (56:04):
Almost mess up my name, she spelled it long.

Speaker 4 (56:06):
It's like, mmm, aaaa are are I? I mean we're
getting close to Maria.

Speaker 1 (56:11):
We are cross to be fair. Welcome back, Maris.

Speaker 4 (56:15):
Have a great week.

Speaker 3 (56:15):
Thank you. It feels good to be back in the room,
does it the trifact?

Speaker 4 (56:20):
It feels better because we all have our roles sort of,
so when somebody's out, we got to pack more weight.

Speaker 1 (56:25):
So to speak, pack it in, right you.

Speaker 4 (56:28):
Guys, eight fourteen, I'm sorry from the eight one to four. Lord,
this guy says, hear me out. We're talking about the
best fast food establishments in America, says hear me out,
And I agree with him. They have come a long ways.
Domino's pizza, oh yeah, he says, it's the same price
as Little Caesars, which it's not.

Speaker 1 (56:46):
Uh yeah, no.

Speaker 2 (56:47):
Itice fie really. Little Caesars is seven dollars now, yep.
And Domino says those deals where you can get it
for seven dollars.

Speaker 4 (56:55):
Domino's up their crust too, They got that parmesan crust now.
And like I get Dominoes frequently. I also Papa John's
the other day. That was pretty good forgot with all
the dipping sauce.

Speaker 1 (57:03):
I hate that I like, but like I feel gross.
And I also like bad beer, so I love that.

Speaker 2 (57:10):
In this great pizza city that is Chicago, we're talking
about these fast food.

Speaker 1 (57:13):
Chains shout out to Peace. That's my favorite pizza in
the city. Have you had Peace? No, it's really good.
Is this a piece joke? A pizza joke?

Speaker 4 (57:22):
Oh, it's actually called pieceas it's a real places in
the wicker Mark.

Speaker 1 (57:27):
It's so good. Beggars is mine. I know they're a chain,
but it's so good. Maybe Demos Demos is up there too.

Speaker 4 (57:32):
They go on and they say, I'm not saying Little
Caesars is the worst, but I'd sooner eat gas station sushi.

Speaker 1 (57:36):
All right? Oh, not a big fan of wiy slandering
gas station sushi falling on a budget.

Speaker 4 (57:43):
Let's go from the seven to eight.

Speaker 2 (57:44):
Not real fish.

Speaker 1 (57:45):
It was something that's seven eleven tuna. All you see
are golf carts. No golf course.

Speaker 4 (57:50):
It's great there out in Manteo, Illinois, Tino Mantino all
outside bars, so people just ride their golf carts around
the bars. He says, there's no golf courses.

Speaker 1 (58:01):
Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go.

Speaker 2 (58:02):
We need a golf cart. You could still get a
dui in a golf course. Yes, cart, you're driving a
vehicle dui on a horse. I think I'll get it.
I'll get us a golf cart. I bet I could
get one on eBay for like twelve dollars.

Speaker 4 (58:13):
I bet there's golf cart manufacturers out there who would
love to have the official golf cart of the morning
mosh Pit N five fifty Joe says, I can find
just about any address without a map in Chicago or
Naperville area before we had GPS, because we're talking about
things in the.

Speaker 1 (58:30):
Nineties that you don't use anymore. Yeah, and we were.

Speaker 4 (58:33):
We were holding the paper with map quest. Where'd the
paper go? It's on the floor somewhere.

Speaker 1 (58:36):
Mike, you can't even find Naperville when he's in Naperville.
Where are we?

Speaker 4 (58:42):
From the eighty four to seven, I would like to
say there is a place up in Lake County called
Twisted Burgers. That's awesome. A lot of different types of hamburgers.
Thank you the owner of Twisted Burgers.

Speaker 1 (58:50):
Coming in this morning. There we go. That's cool.

Speaker 4 (58:52):
And from the seven to eight, best bad beer is
Buckhorn Beer ninety nine cents a six back in nineteen
seventy three.

Speaker 1 (59:02):
Oh. Yeahs on that one. I'm going to drink it all. Yeah, no, no, no, oh,
sounds like you just had a messy experience there.

Speaker 5 (59:14):
But.

Speaker 2 (59:16):
Now we're not doing this anymore getting messy.

Speaker 3 (59:20):
Go ahead, kid, rock please give it away now.

Speaker 1 (59:25):
A song, they say, is about the more you give,
the more you receive, So why not give it all
the way? Reminder, the Red Hot Chili Peppers have a
net worth of four hundred million dollars, so maybe they
have different philosophies.

Speaker 3 (59:38):
Eighty four four ninety five fifty.

Speaker 1 (59:40):
I'll take it please and thank you. Checking Can they
cash off us like four hundred million dollars? That'll be cool,
but you try. They might have to do it at intervals. Request,
I'll take intervals.

Speaker 2 (59:52):
Actually I need that because we heard about my issue
this morning.

Speaker 3 (59:57):
I need a little help.

Speaker 4 (59:58):
Oh, you can get some help from Rocky.

Speaker 2 (01:00:00):
Yes, Rocky the Rooster. Thousand dollars, next keyword coming up?
Call it twenty minutes old.

Speaker 1 (01:00:05):
Okay, but if you won that thousand dollars, would you
get the tires or would you get some version of
a switch to expansion pack? Be honest? Okay, well this
is a debater.

Speaker 2 (01:00:15):
Switch to is here. I don't need an expansion pack.
Are there more games coming out? Yes, but I have
those scheduled into my budget to get access to those.

Speaker 5 (01:00:25):
But what budget tires a conditioning.

Speaker 2 (01:00:29):
It's up in the air. Decision right now is a
want of a new AC unit.

Speaker 1 (01:00:35):
Or need of tires because they're.

Speaker 4 (01:00:37):
Bold AC unit. You can you can take your life around.

Speaker 2 (01:00:40):
Here, like if if it rains, I'm stuck somewhere and
just swerving.

Speaker 1 (01:00:47):
You're cool, boys, there's not going to be logic here.

Speaker 2 (01:00:49):
He chose to switch to you figure out you're which
you're missing.

Speaker 1 (01:00:54):
You're trying to reason with the sphinx right now, Sphinx, Yes,
the thing that talks in riddles, Sphinx Egypt. Sorry about it, man,
thank you.

Speaker 3 (01:01:05):
I budgeted for said switch to.

Speaker 2 (01:01:07):
Now I'm making a decision on what adult thing I
need to do to get my right.

Speaker 4 (01:01:13):
What do you mean, Hey, he doesn't have kids.

Speaker 1 (01:01:16):
You can't say I budgeted this so I can't pay
one of my bills that I need to pay.

Speaker 2 (01:01:24):
So okay, so a budget. Let's roll it back a second.
On a needs basis, I would classify the switch to
an AC unit because I have a c I just
wanted to be colder.

Speaker 4 (01:01:35):
Okay, okay, you don't want to be cold and switchless.
You don't want to be driving around and not have
a switch.

Speaker 1 (01:01:42):
But also you don't want to go to work, so
I mean, like maybe it is the AC unit, right,
I go AC Unit.

Speaker 3 (01:01:47):
You guys win the money with Rocky.

Speaker 1 (01:01:49):
You're never going to tire of this conversation. I hate you,
you don't, you don't even a little bit, and you
like me a.

Speaker 2 (01:01:54):
Lot I do. We'll be back tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (01:01:57):
I'll have figured out my adult in life.

Speaker 4 (01:02:00):
We got black tickets tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (01:02:03):
Sound thrilled. I am.

Speaker 2 (01:02:05):
I'm actually I did miss you guys yesterday. I did
take my hand.

Speaker 1 (01:02:09):
I'm not. We did this already. I touched your hand.
Take its cold earlier?

Speaker 2 (01:02:13):
It's cold again?

Speaker 1 (01:02:15):
I was also, does your blood circulated?

Speaker 2 (01:02:18):
All?

Speaker 1 (01:02:19):
Okay, I missed you too. Look at me? What you're
looking at me? I get to look at you today.
I missed you.

Speaker 2 (01:02:25):
I missed you all right, Tomorrow I missed you guys too. Hey, Hey,
we're not We're not just going to just not talk
about Gary Clark Jr.

Speaker 3 (01:02:33):
Oh Yes, we're gonna lead out.

Speaker 2 (01:02:35):
We'll have more tickets tomorrow when we play Fun to
the Head to see Gary Clark Jr.

Speaker 1 (01:02:41):
In the Black Keys. I'm excited. I want to feel
like a badass play the song Let's Do It