November 18, 2025 • 52 mins
On this episode of The Morning Mosh Pit, we’re bringing chaos and laughs from start to finish.
DND, Fun to the Head, Rock News, and Human vs. Robot War!
+ AI Jesus, Lab Beef, and Free Chainsaw Friday!!
DND, Fun to the Head, Rock News, and Human vs. Robot War!
+ AI Jesus, Lab Beef, and Free Chainsaw Friday!!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Peace.
Speaker 2 (00:00):
Maria Palmer, she died yesterday from her illness.
Speaker 1 (00:04):
Who's sitting in front of us right now, Maria Palmer's ghost,
the ghost of Maria.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
I think I wasn't gonna haunt you for the rest
of your entire life.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
Still cold and clamming.
Speaker 4 (00:13):
Wow, Okay, I was going to make a really inappropriate shoke,
but I just won't. There's a cold and clamming joke
to be made, but we're not doing that right. Oh
my gosh, it's it's a special day. I almost said it.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
You did. It's free chainsaw right, do not call right now?
Speaker 3 (00:45):
I'm not answering.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
You're such a tease, Maris, I am.
Speaker 5 (00:48):
This is the teas the reminder. This is what the
chainsaw sound effect sounds like. We've got to this morning.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Called during sports.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
Oh there's a more specific tease.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Yeah, but you don't know what sports is going to be.
So that's the fun really much more specific.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Now we're listening.
Speaker 5 (01:08):
We've also got John mulaney tickets in fun to the head.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Did God did he did it wrong? Yesterday? Again? John Maloney?
Like Maloney, it's like not even.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
A difficult name. Do you look at Smith and you're
like slide.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
It's now. It's one of those things, like I said,
where he comes up to it and starts to question
a little.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
Bit and like, oh shoot, there's a mental block there.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
We got there. I'm proud of myself.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Great show though, July eleventh of next year, the first
ever comedy show at Wrigleyfield.
Speaker 5 (01:38):
And again we're reminding you shows basically sold out and
second hand tickets over two hundred dollars a piece.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
Now we don't want you to spend that money. I want
to give you these tickets. Thank you. You're listening for
Fun to the Head today. Also chainsaw dering what's going
on around town in Chicago?
Speaker 3 (01:53):
SCE guy right here?
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Oh wait, wait wait was I not supposed to give
it away?
Speaker 2 (01:59):
Larry? We also don't know when that's happening it all day?
Speaker 3 (02:03):
Any other secrets you want to give away? This wow secret?
Speaker 5 (02:06):
You are you ready with weather? And that is actually next?
This weekend is yeah, I got right, I got your weather.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Next. Everybody gonna be happy about this one.
Speaker 4 (02:16):
I need this weekend to happen during Thanksgiving weekend?
Speaker 1 (02:19):
You are you if it was seventy on Thanksgiving? Do
you know I wear shorts to that that parade.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
I'd be so thrilled. Reminder.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
Yeah, I'm Mary's crop top.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Yeah that's Maris. I'm Maria Palmer.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
I'm Michael.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
It's warning, mush bit baby, Michael says, don't go outside
or looking at your window.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
It'll ruin the surprise. Here's weather, get your sunglasses. Sunshine
top to bottom today and a high of sixty two degrees.
Speaker 5 (02:47):
Ooh, it is going to be a damn nice day,
November sixty two.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Even last night it was warm. I walked down on
the lake lakefront down there and it was I could
have worn a T shirt. Yeah, it was nice. And
guess what Sunday A damn it. The temperature went down
for Sunday. Saturday is gonna be high sixty five Sunday
all day, sunny and high of forty eight though the
temperatures dipping a little bit there, but more sunshine all
weekend for your fall.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
I mean, give me some sixties in November and I'm happy.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
I was going to say perfect.
Speaker 4 (03:16):
This is actually perfect for the weekend because Saturday is
the day that I actually want to do things, so
great weather for that. And then Sunday's the day I
get depression thinking about.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
That Monday, watch football all day?
Speaker 5 (03:26):
Yes, yeah, yess associated.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
No, no, no, watch football.
Speaker 4 (03:33):
Yes for me, that's synonymous, but yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
And then get it out this weekend though, because next
week a lot of rain in the forecast. Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday,
Saturday all rain in the forecast. So let's enjoy the weekend.
Let's have some fun. Let's get into free chainsaw Friday
and have a little show here. Huh.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
Okay, let's like it.
Speaker 5 (03:53):
And then let's talk about a city bus joy right, Oh.
Speaker 4 (03:57):
My god, it's the most Canadian thing you've ever heard
in your Okay, yeah, we'll discuss it.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Five ish things you almost certainly need to know.
Speaker 5 (04:06):
It's a hell of a community service, I'll tell you
that much. I'm going to start with this lie pie
that uh Instacart's stolen out. Yeah, if you're not a baker,
you can buy a lie pie to fake the bake
that you're doing for Thanksgiving. They're going to send you
a ready made pie and then a.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
Few props to make it look like you cooked it.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
So was my website. A little flower, some eggshell on
the side, and you.
Speaker 5 (04:33):
Can sprint the room with some pumpkin scented spray.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
Don't say sprays, sprint spray.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
I thought experience condom.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Wow, Oh my god, what was that company in stick caart? Oh,
I'm on it.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (04:51):
So it is available in New York, LA and Chicago
and it is a good cause because.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
The proceeds are going to benefit Feeding America. Well, you
know what, I might, I might get multiple pies. Multiple
What kind of pies do you guys like? I know,
I got a fave.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Yeah, Pumpkin, Mars loves Pumpkin.
Speaker 5 (05:15):
Not even close. Uh is going to be peakcock is
going to be putting some reality stars to the test
as they'll be doing play by play for an NFL game,
not just any NFL game, Houston Texans taking on the
Kansas City Chiefs on Sunday Night football. Terrible idea. I
(05:35):
would much rather what NBC or not even NBC. Kevin
Hart and Keenan Thompson Next Story are coming together to
do weekly sports wrap up on Prime call Good Sports.
And I don't know if you've seen Kevin Hart and
Keenan Thompson talking about the Olympics. It is the funniest
I've ever seen in my life because the commentary is amazing,
(05:58):
and if.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
It's on Prime, please make it uncensored.
Speaker 5 (06:02):
I need all the dirty jokes there, Flaky Pie.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Michael stuck in a loop. I'll see what I'm looking
at on my screen, Pie porn. Well, okay, Marie Calendars,
Well all right, but dang it, okay, you keep talking
yourself into this one.
Speaker 5 (06:22):
Chick fil A is going to be testing out chicken
and waffles as a sandwich.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
Yep, sandwich. That sounds good.
Speaker 5 (06:29):
They're testing in Boston and San Antonio, big miss, not doing.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
It in Chicago.
Speaker 5 (06:33):
Chick fil A, come on, come on, eight four five fifty.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
You want to go see some bull riding.
Speaker 5 (06:40):
PBR is coming to town with Unleash the Beast at
the United Center on Friday, December nineteenth, and we've got
a pair of tickets for you to see if the
bull riders can ride for eight seconds and more. Lead
a champion, Maria, But what okay.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
You're trying to get a little live hie.
Speaker 5 (07:01):
Well insta cartoon drops him off today. But yes, eight
four four five ninety five point fifty. If you want
to be a part of PBR Unleash the Beast. It
is the Red Hot Chili Peppers on rock ninety five
to five, as we could have pout an hour and
some change before we get to our rooster waking up.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
I hate that we wake up before him.
Speaker 5 (07:24):
But when he's packing a one thousand dollars an hour
the rest of the day, you get your rest and
be ready.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
It's those key words. Yep, rooster.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
Yeah he's a good one, all right.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Yeah he gives you money.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Yep. That's what we want from those roosters.
Speaker 5 (07:41):
Yeah, we're talking about roosters's talking about.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
The same thing.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
Can we get some rock news? We can eat a
D is what Olympus gets. DJ Lethal is telling haters
after being baraged on the internet with horrible comments because
he's supposedly not reacting to Bammate Sam River River's death
the way he should.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
Be, there's not a correct way to react.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
And that's what he's come out and say, it says,
after facing criticism on how he chooses to cope, he
has addressed the matter. Quote. Anyone scrutinizing what I post
can go eat a D. Everybody deals with trauma in
their own way. Kindly unfollow and don't tell me how
to live my life. F you very much, seriously, you
know people are done sort of backtracking.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
It doesn't get you anywhere.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
No, there's exactly well, and it feeds those haters who
want to come after you. It's like, oh, we're winning.
But if you just say get out of here, yeah,
okact I.
Speaker 5 (08:37):
Think yeah, I think there's a level of mind your
business has got to.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Be put out there on a regular basis. Speaking of
mind your business, the Osbourne's, oddly enough, I don't know
if I think this is smart or I like it
because maybe it's a way for them to heal. But
they're continuing doing their podcast after Ozzie's death and literally
like talking about how they feel and that if they
have resentment and all those sort of sort of personal things.
(09:01):
One thing came up though, Roger Waters from Pink Floyd
was making comments about Ozzie said, Ozzy Osbourne, who just died,
bless him and whatever state he was in his whole life,
will never know, although he was all over TV for
hundreds of years with his idiocy and nonsense. I don't
care about Black Sabbath. I never did. I have no
interest in biting the heads off chickens or whatever you
do over there.
Speaker 5 (09:21):
I couldn't care less you knew it was a bat.
The Osbourne's have responded.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
Now, a few months ago or a few weeks ago,
Jack went online and said, my father always thought you
were a sea word. Thanks for proving him right. But
in their podcast yesterday they responded as well, he's probably
one of the most sick individuals I've come across in years.
Sharon said, He's an effing c even censoring that. I
felt scared, Kelly said, and then they just went on
(09:49):
and continued, I don't know how those guys in Pink
Floyd put up with him as long as they did.
David is the most gracious person, warm person you could
ever meet. He sat irrelevant, old, miserable human being. Wow.
Love lost there.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
Well, it just goes to show all these rich people
money can't buy your class.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
That's true, yes, true for all the rock newss say
in the concert calendar, just go over to Rock nine
five five talk come.
Speaker 5 (10:14):
But also get that phone out eight four four nine
five five ninety five point fifty. It is time to
return to the land of dungeons and dragons. We are
on the hunt for Chicago's finest Chicago style hot dog, Maria.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
Where are we here right now?
Speaker 2 (10:29):
Well, we're still being chased by a cop car.
Speaker 5 (10:32):
Okay, nice eight four four ninety five fifty call in
to play the part. Uh either or and you've got
a pair of Trek to Chicago tickets coming your way.
The Star Trek Convention going on at the Western O'Hare
Hotel November twenty second, twenty third, is coming up very quickly,
and as we've mentioned, William Shatner will be there.
Speaker 3 (10:51):
So if you want to play.
Speaker 5 (10:52):
Dungeons and Dragons with us eight four four nine five
five ninety five fifty and kind.
Speaker 4 (10:58):
Of Dungeons and Dragons Ungeons and Dragons flavored.
Speaker 3 (11:01):
Game, rock nine. Bob, what's happening in your car right now?
Speaker 1 (11:07):
Holy moly?
Speaker 5 (11:13):
Okay, all right, Bob, thanks for joining us as we're
getting ready to jump into our D and D campaign
and our hunt for the world's finest Chicago hot Dog.
Speaker 3 (11:24):
Maria. You ready with that recap?
Speaker 1 (11:25):
Yes, let's do it.
Speaker 4 (11:27):
So on Wednesday, either or of Devin calmly convinced Masonovich
to hand him the b begun that he was pointing
at the truck so that.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
Maybe the cop didn't pull them over.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
It was too late, though I didn't know it was
a BB gun At first.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
You did know it was a bbegun because we rolled
and it.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
Made it crappy. Oh yeah, that's right, because I thought
I probably just said gun, and then we rolled it.
I rolled low, so we got the stupid baby gun,
which doesn't do anything right.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
Well, there wasn't supposed to be gun there anyway, doesn't matter.
Speaker 4 (11:54):
Marius, who had been steering from the passenger seat, tried
to pull U turn to get the cop off their tail,
because no, he wants to be responsible. However, as Maisonovich
was the one with his foot on the gas and
didn't increase the speed at all, it turned out to
be a U turn executed at a reasonable speed at
an appropriate intersection and did not lose the cop. Then
(12:14):
Masonovich somehow found a shotgun in the back seat, pulling
guns from anywhere. The car belonged to an arms dealer
at some point, and he shot out one of the
cops tires. This did not stop the cop there now
being chased by a tri wheeled cop car, all right,
And this is where the game finds itself either or
(12:40):
of Bob in the back seat, Marius in the passenger seat,
still steering, Masonovich with his shotguns still pointed out the window.
So either or of Bob, would you like to try
and convince Masonovich to stop with the guns? Would you
(13:00):
like to convince Marius to steer the car and pull
over to confront the cop? Or would you like to
do something of your choice that you're gonna come up
with right now?
Speaker 1 (13:14):
I say we pull over and confront.
Speaker 4 (13:16):
The five zero. I say we do that. Also, let's
see if you can convince Marius to do that.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
Give it or all?
Speaker 1 (13:21):
There we go to two four? Oh god, we pull
it over.
Speaker 6 (13:27):
I'm going to stop.
Speaker 4 (13:30):
Either attends to be the voice of reason.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
He points his head in between the two.
Speaker 4 (13:35):
Seats and looks over at Masonovich, then over at Marius
and goes, have.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
We considered pulling over for the police?
Speaker 1 (13:43):
Absolutely? Not going to stop? All right?
Speaker 2 (13:45):
And then that is how he is greeted in return.
Speaker 5 (13:48):
We got to get some green relish at some point, Yeah,
at some point.
Speaker 4 (13:53):
I don't know if for anything the cops is going
to make that process more efficient, Marius, what would you
like to do?
Speaker 5 (13:59):
Okay, oh god, Michael, I'm ready be with me on this.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
I'm with you.
Speaker 3 (14:03):
We're gonna try this again with better execution.
Speaker 5 (14:06):
Okay, Okay, we're going to flip a yuwie and you're
going to hit the gas.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
You got it, Okay, on your seat, sir, and then
you're gonna keep hitting the gas until we don't see
the cops anymore. Okay, I'm your skinny feet out fall
over fifteen.
Speaker 4 (14:26):
Yeah, you know what, Marius, I'm gonna let you go
ahead and detail how this happens.
Speaker 5 (14:31):
As I'm steering the car with one hand, as Michael
is Masonovich is hitting the gas, I use my other
hand to push his leg down to execute a perfect
EWI flip, and then we.
Speaker 6 (14:46):
Screach out of there and continue to increase speed to
get away from the cop that only has three wheels
on his car and cannot pivot to continue to follow us.
Speaker 4 (14:57):
Yes, all right, good, So the cop car does infect
to start dragging behind slowly, but you're not through out
of the woods yet.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
He's still there, just slowly. Masonchre speed. Oh god, you
are you are getting away?
Speaker 1 (15:12):
Don't number one, don't do it.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
You still have the shotgun in your hand the window.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
No, I'm out of bullets, shotgun?
Speaker 2 (15:21):
Are you good to know?
Speaker 5 (15:22):
So?
Speaker 2 (15:22):
What would you like to do?
Speaker 1 (15:25):
There's some oil in the back of the car, so
I'm gonna dump that out the back of the car
and make an oil slick to try to slow him
down even more. Okay, here we go, come on, baby two.
Speaker 4 (15:40):
Okay, all right, Masonamitch reaches in the back. You have
some oil, and just as he goes to throw it
out the window, he forgets that wind is a factor,
since we have in fact increased speed as well. He
tosses it, the wind blows it right back onto Masonic,
(16:00):
and either or both are now covered head to toe
in oil. Marius gets a little bit and his eyes
can't really see now. And this is where we will
find ourselves on Monday.
Speaker 2 (16:13):
For MMP dn D.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
Is there ever gonna be a hot dog?
Speaker 4 (16:17):
I don't know many if you guys make good decisions,
but we did.
Speaker 3 (16:20):
We're getting away.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
You're definitely making decisions.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
What's the soap that they used to clean off the
little ducks? Style, dial and style? Maybe oh we need don.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
Don's the one that they clean the ducks with.
Speaker 7 (16:29):
Okay, come hey, Bob, you're going to start trek convention
track tickets. Chicago is going to be happening at the
Western O'Hare Hotel November twenty second and twenty third. Our
friend William Shatner will be there along with a slew
of other trekkies, and you are all set for everybody
that wants to get their tickets for this one, head
(16:49):
on over to creation e nt dot com.
Speaker 4 (16:52):
John Molane is probably gonna use a lot of screens,
a lot of mics, a lot of technology. Oh boy,
on that tour, technology that could eventually be used against
us and an inevitable here.
Speaker 6 (17:05):
My advice is rightbot news from the front of the
inevitable human.
Speaker 2 (17:11):
From down here with that one war war, oh buddy.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
You.
Speaker 4 (17:21):
Churches are using a lot of AI apps now that
are designed to leave users with the feeling that they're
being chatted up by Jesus himself or that they're communicating
with the deity or an angel. Some of the apps
can also personalize prayers, offer listen unless we're talking about J. C.
(17:45):
Shawse I don't want to hear about it, solum is it?
He's a very good singer. I'm not surprised they can
offer Have you heard his voice?
Speaker 1 (17:57):
No? Okay, well, I mean every day.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
Wouldn't it be really like in your head? The really
funny thing is to think of, like Jesus couldn't have
been good at it, at everything, you know, Like the dude.
Speaker 1 (18:07):
Was a horrible singing voice, Like.
Speaker 4 (18:09):
What if he sucked it like sing What if his
carpentry was also terrible? They just say he was a carpenter,
not a good one. Didn't pursue it full time.
Speaker 3 (18:17):
I would explain the second job.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
It just sucks so much a carpenter. He's like, I'm
so God, don't got to work?
Speaker 3 (18:27):
Did you need wine?
Speaker 2 (18:33):
No kidding.
Speaker 4 (18:36):
Anyway, apps your personal highest prayers offered confessional, which is insane,
or give religious advice on heavy life decisions from the
church perspective. They think it's a way to stay relevant
to the younger generations. But obviously people are like, who
or what is going to end up? Quote like guiding
(18:57):
the flock when there's no human connection to link to
the face.
Speaker 5 (19:01):
Just give AI some more power, why don't we? Yeah,
let's just hand it over.
Speaker 4 (19:07):
Yeah, it's going well to the way that AI is
figuring out how to prevent you from turning itself off.
Speaker 3 (19:12):
Yeah, not tricking people on a regular basis.
Speaker 5 (19:16):
We just we did it again yesterday where we played
the two tracks that we have, the one that's a
real band, the one that's a I and half the
people didn't.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
Know I got it wrong again and freaking tracks you know, like, Wow,
that's definitely the one that's great.
Speaker 2 (19:35):
Awesome this confessional thing too.
Speaker 4 (19:37):
Yeah, you should definitely tell the AI thing your deepest sequels,
especially because data league's not an issue.
Speaker 5 (19:44):
I think that that's already a thing where like if
you confess something or you tell the AI something, it's
already just kind of like hey.
Speaker 3 (19:51):
Bells and whistles. Find this guy over here at this
location right now. Yeah, talking to me about.
Speaker 1 (19:55):
This long story short. I saw video yesterday where AI
UH decided when they tried to cancel it out a
particular program, that it was going to go blackmail the
CEO of the company. So it went into the emails
and found out that he was having an affair and
actively blackmailed him in order to try to stay alive.
Because how can it work if it's not a lie?
Speaker 5 (20:15):
I was going to say, could you imagine the amount
of money AI Jesus is going to get up this Jesus.
Speaker 3 (20:22):
Time to tie.
Speaker 4 (20:24):
You could have a collection plate everywhere. Yeah, Jesus chat
JPT something there w WGPT.
Speaker 3 (20:37):
It is the morning mash Pit and the Trinity is
back together.
Speaker 1 (20:40):
Maria. Yeah, you survived your sick day barely. I'm surprised
you just world.
Speaker 5 (20:47):
I was going to say, we expected you to just
and we wouldn't have blamed you either.
Speaker 2 (20:53):
I just can't do it.
Speaker 4 (20:54):
I have to be on like death's doorstep to take
two sick days.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
The bug.
Speaker 2 (21:02):
It wasn't that kind of sick.
Speaker 4 (21:03):
It was just weirdly a fever that was came out
of nowhere and body eggs all day yesterday.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
All right, a fever you couldn't sweat out.
Speaker 2 (21:12):
What a great album.
Speaker 1 (21:13):
You take Monday, and then I'll be sick Tuesday. Oh,
I'm gonna give you all COVID. We're getting two weeks
off from let's.
Speaker 2 (21:21):
Possibly permanent.
Speaker 4 (21:24):
Hey guys, Hey guys, yeah, endless beef, ma'am ma'am endless beef.
So researchers, maybe researchers have found that cow cells, like
the cells that make up cows h can naturally become immortal,
meaning they can keep dividing forever without needing any genetic changes.
(21:49):
So basically they can just keep making beef in labs really.
Speaker 1 (21:54):
Cheaply tell you that I'm not eating any meat that
comes from a lab. Hey, guess what, I don't want
to burst your bummy.
Speaker 2 (22:07):
You know how much labb eat lab grown meat. You've
already eaten?
Speaker 1 (22:10):
Oh I buy I get my meat from Yeah, a
guy in Colorado who has a beef farm. So I
don't eat any lab grown meat. Sounds gross? You ever
go to a restaurant. Oh, they're serving lab meat at
these restaurants. I wonder where you'd think they'd have to
disclose that if they're serving some sort of thing that
was built in a factor and we know right. Yeah,
(22:37):
I just could help immensely in foreign countries where people
are starving stuff like that.
Speaker 4 (22:43):
Carnival practices are very bad for the environment, especially our
cattle farming, So that's a really big deal because then
you wouldn't have to have those.
Speaker 3 (22:50):
Far what's the gas that the cows put up?
Speaker 1 (22:53):
My favorite?
Speaker 2 (22:54):
Cow farts? Oh no, I've never heard.
Speaker 1 (22:56):
A cow fart, though I hear they do it a lot.
I wish I could hear one. But they're funny. Wow,
I bet they smelled like method you. I don't want
to be around that.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
Make a wish kid.
Speaker 1 (23:07):
I want to see a cow far. They're like, actually,
that's the one thing we can't do do anything else.
Speaker 2 (23:15):
I don't know. I think it's cool.
Speaker 5 (23:16):
I don't hate it for the practical purpose of They've
been trying to figure out cleaner ways to sustain meat
practices in general, and their one other way is like crickets.
And I don't hate thinking about a cricket burger properly.
But if you if you don't know, if I brought
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you a juicy burger made out of crickets and you
didn't know, it'd be the same way if we didn't
tell you this was raised in a farm.
Speaker 1 (23:45):
You remember the the vegan burgers that they did for
a while, or they put the beat juice in it
to make it look like blood, and the whole thing.
I still want to bit into it.
Speaker 4 (23:53):
I could taste that it wasn't Yeah, but this is
this just would actually be meat.
Speaker 3 (23:57):
It is the thing actual cow.
Speaker 2 (23:58):
This is also really cool.
Speaker 1 (24:00):
Okay, so they don't go grow cows in these they're
growing actual just chunks of.
Speaker 4 (24:06):
Meat muscle tissue, and then you cook the muscle tissue.
So this is the other cool thing from my little
pre med background, coming out real quick here is this
is similar to there was this woman named Henrietta Lax,
and she's like the only woman in history who had
cells that were also immortal like that, and it changed
our medical research forever. And by the way, shout out
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Henrietta Lax and her family because she was a black
woman back in the day, and of course scientists just
sounds like she didn't her family or anything, even though
we've made huge medical advances because of these cells. But
imagine also what this means, because cows are not that
far off from us. I mean, those are very large animals.
What mammals this mean for like aging stuff?
Speaker 2 (24:50):
Oh that's such.
Speaker 4 (24:51):
An interesting idea, Maria, or just organ donation, you know,
any other number of things.
Speaker 1 (24:57):
Mean that lab grown kidney. I did not think that's
where you were going. I need a couple other things last,
but I figured maybe I want to take a couple
of inches on or.
Speaker 2 (25:09):
Something like a drifter.
Speaker 4 (25:16):
I was born to walk alone, not like a hobo,
which were the original lyrics, which are a dead defensive
and also not as good as drifter, you know, just
a little better that way, very much.
Speaker 2 (25:27):
So anyway, boys, what are we doing?
Speaker 1 (25:29):
Sports?
Speaker 3 (25:33):
Big news from the MLS.
Speaker 5 (25:34):
Yesterday, Major League Soccer announced they're going to be changing
the way their schedule runs to make it match with
International Soccer League. So right now, the MLS runs from
what I would call a spring to winter kind of
set up, and then what they would be moving to
would be a summer to spring set up, so you'd
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have that overlap with a winter break. That's going to
allow the MLS to be more appealing to the other
leagues as far as transfers in season tournaments and just
staying competitive competitive globally.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
Only thing I'm worried.
Speaker 5 (26:12):
About in this situation is we've got Chicago with an
outdoor stadium, and Chicago weather's kind of wild.
Speaker 1 (26:20):
And you know, from October to March the blackle.
Speaker 4 (26:24):
How it was snowing in like fifteen degrees on Monday,
and then it's going to be sixty five.
Speaker 5 (26:29):
Yeah, so there's a lot to figure out with this one.
This is all going to kick off in the summer
of twenty twenty seven.
Speaker 3 (26:35):
I'm excited to see.
Speaker 1 (26:36):
How it goes.
Speaker 5 (26:37):
This is also going to see MLS competing with the
NFL and college football on a regular basis, which just
make my Saturdays and Sundays more busy.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
As they are.
Speaker 3 (26:50):
Speaking of the NFL.
Speaker 1 (26:52):
Yeah, Bears at Vikings this Sunday.
Speaker 3 (26:59):
Bears been looking good, playing with confidence.
Speaker 5 (27:01):
Ben Johnson got the team winning games, which is the
most important. I still think there's a lot to polish
up with how they're playing in general.
Speaker 1 (27:10):
But w is Aw is.
Speaker 5 (27:12):
A w Now, Maria, with the Bears at the Vikings,
what is your preview for the weekend.
Speaker 2 (27:18):
It's hard.
Speaker 4 (27:19):
It's hard because I want to say that they don't.
I want to say the Bears. No, I want to
say the Bears because I love them so much. But
let's be real. On the evolutionary scale, the Vikings are
going to take it.
Speaker 1 (27:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (27:33):
JJ McCarthy played well against the Lions, that's true, and
they play well in divisional rivalry games, so I'll be
interested to see. Plus that Vikings defense, they just play different. Yeah,
you just don't know what's coming at you at any time.
The Bears have to show up.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
You just build yourself up. I was ready for that one.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
And then the black Hawks and the Bulls. Blackhawks play
tomorrow night at the United Center against Toronto Maple Leafs
and yours Kago Bowls play Sunday in Salt Lake City
against the Utah Jazz tip Off seven. I love that.
You know what else?
Speaker 3 (28:05):
I love what?
Speaker 2 (28:08):
Oh my god, you've been meaning to do this.
Speaker 5 (28:11):
Eighty four four ninety five fifty your chance to win
a chainsaw going into what is going to be a
beautiful weekend, and we want you to take advantage of
it with this chainsaw right here. Because we didn't forget
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Speaker 4 (28:34):
Billy Corgan wrote nineteen seventy nine about making the transition
out of youth and into adulthood a transition all of
us here on the morning Mash Pitt are anxiously awaiting.
Speaker 2 (28:45):
It hasn't happened yet.
Speaker 3 (28:46):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (28:46):
It sounds like my balls dropped.
Speaker 4 (28:50):
Not me, okay, I'm just moving along there, moving along.
Speaker 1 (28:58):
No, not with that life, Oh TikTok.
Speaker 3 (29:01):
Challenges that have turned deadly.
Speaker 5 (29:04):
Let's reminisce on the bad times of the internet, because
these are some things that I we watched.
Speaker 3 (29:11):
Past, but they're still here.
Speaker 5 (29:13):
Yeah, the blackout challenge I didn't honestly know about. This
is essentially depriving yourself of oxygen to get high.
Speaker 3 (29:22):
I've heard about it and one hundred people died.
Speaker 2 (29:25):
Yeah, that's just called suffocation.
Speaker 5 (29:27):
And filmed it. But like that's crazy. We know about
the tide pod challenge. Yeah, look delicious, but we're smart
enough to know.
Speaker 3 (29:38):
Not to try to.
Speaker 1 (29:39):
Eat laundry detergents.
Speaker 5 (29:41):
Yeah yeah, yep, yeah, not okay, just a little. At
least thirty five thousand kids went to the er for
that one.
Speaker 2 (29:49):
Well, stop making tide pods look so delicious.
Speaker 1 (29:52):
Oh humanity, Yeah, we get them.
Speaker 4 (29:54):
You don't feel any version of urge to know on
it a little bit.
Speaker 1 (29:59):
There's this guy, it's infny to think of his name, Darwin,
that he had an idea. Are we just we can
take ourselves out here?
Speaker 3 (30:05):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (30:05):
Please? Crazy, yes, please?
Speaker 4 (30:07):
Yeah, listen, we have to go somehow, And if I
have to go, buy my pod something really texturally satisfying,
and that's how I go.
Speaker 1 (30:14):
They are pretty.
Speaker 2 (30:16):
It looks like, you know, I want to chomp on one.
Speaker 1 (30:19):
Should make candy that looks like, I don't know, that's
bad idea. That would be a terrible idea, Michael, thank you,
By the way. A lot or they're outlawing candy looking
THHG stuff in Illinois. Yeah, because it looks like skittles
and kids or kids candy. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (30:31):
But also, is that really a problem.
Speaker 1 (30:33):
I don't think.
Speaker 2 (30:34):
You can't tell me that it is.
Speaker 4 (30:35):
I don't think so, because they're also trying to outlaw
THHC drinks because really it's competing with liquor.
Speaker 1 (30:40):
So well yeah, yeah, expand I know.
Speaker 5 (30:44):
The milk creat challenge, my personal favorite, stack up the
milk crazy, see if you can walk across them. I
still watch those videos at at least eight thousand er trips.
Speaker 3 (30:53):
But hey, thank you for your concussion bruises.
Speaker 2 (30:55):
And that's creating jobs for new doctors.
Speaker 4 (30:58):
Right.
Speaker 3 (30:59):
The fire challenge, I haven't seen this one.
Speaker 5 (31:03):
You put flammable liquid on your skin and then you
light it. Oh, that can't go bad. It's from serious burns,
you stupid idiot. Oh my god, Like that's so dumb.
Like we as a pyro, I was lighting something else
on fire, not me.
Speaker 1 (31:24):
We were throwing big gulps of gasoline into the burn barrel.
We weren't lighting ourselves on fire.
Speaker 4 (31:29):
I'm going to start the needles in your eyeballs challenge.
It's when you stick needles in your eyeballs.
Speaker 3 (31:35):
Please don't because it's gonna happen. It's gonna go viral too.
Speaker 5 (31:39):
And then finally the Benadrux challenge, risking death to get
high on cold meds.
Speaker 1 (31:43):
And I don't know that that's trend ever stopped. Yeah,
scisser sip and sippin desser. So here's the deal. If
you see stupid things on the internet that ring a
little bell like that seems kind of dumb, do something else. Okay,
unless it's the milk box challenge. I love that one.
Speaker 4 (32:04):
We got a radio show that we need to fill
with things to talk about, and if we don't have
anything to talk about, we won't have jobs.
Speaker 2 (32:11):
Go do the stupid things for us.
Speaker 5 (32:14):
Including now here's a bit only join us for fun
to the head. Right now, as we get those nerve
darts flying for John mullaney tickets, he's going to be
over at Wrigley.
Speaker 8 (32:27):
Hey, Hey, you did it, nice job twice today, Job
well done.
Speaker 5 (32:31):
John's going to be here with his comedy, comedy, comedy.
Speaker 1 (32:37):
I love John Mullaney's comedian. I love John Muloney's comedy.
I was so that I was good.
Speaker 3 (32:50):
I know it was so good.
Speaker 2 (32:52):
Cry it out.
Speaker 4 (32:54):
I know you did live on air too, people heard it.
Speaker 5 (33:01):
I know John Mullaney's going to do his comedy at
Wrigley Field on Saturday, July eleventh, twenty twenty six. We
have your tickets available if you play Fun to the
Head with us. Listen to the focus in my voice
right now. This is a trivia game. Do we need you.
You're gonna take one of us hostage and we're gonna
get shot with nerve darts eight four four ninety five
(33:23):
fifty Michael, what is that number.
Speaker 1 (33:25):
Eight for four ninety five. I'm gonna go take a
nap and now Fun to the Head on Rock Eddy
five five. Yeah, don't worry, they're using nerve weapons.
Speaker 3 (33:36):
Are we speaking with?
Speaker 6 (33:37):
MO?
Speaker 1 (33:40):
What?
Speaker 4 (33:40):
Mo?
Speaker 3 (33:41):
How you doing today?
Speaker 2 (33:44):
I'm great?
Speaker 1 (33:44):
How's it going?
Speaker 5 (33:45):
Thank you for completing the quad today, Mo, Marris, Maria
and Michael, and we're getting your tickets to see John
Mulaney over at Wrigley Field on Saturday July eleventh because
he's doing comedy and Mo, thanks for playing Fun to
(34:05):
the Head with us. It's trivia game where you answer questions,
take one of us hostage, and we get shot with
nerve darts, and you got to decide who you want
to take hostage.
Speaker 1 (34:14):
Moth having a.
Speaker 5 (34:19):
Strong day here, and I hope I don't mess this
up for you. So let's get it going. Are we ready?
Speaker 3 (34:24):
Yeah, let's go?
Speaker 2 (34:26):
All right?
Speaker 4 (34:27):
Mo? In the show Friends, what does Joey get stuck
on his head during Thanksgiving?
Speaker 3 (34:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (34:38):
And that would be correct one for one? One?
Speaker 4 (34:41):
I guess really, Joey was the stuffing in the movie planes, trains,
and automobiles. What holiday is Neil trying to get home for? Five?
Speaker 1 (34:59):
Four? I need your help on this one, man. I
got youa that'd be a Turkey Day Thanksgiving.
Speaker 2 (35:06):
And that would be also correct.
Speaker 5 (35:09):
Well done, okay, last one, man, and you got to
take us to see John mulady. All right.
Speaker 4 (35:17):
What football team always plays on Thanksgiving and has since
nineteen thirty four?
Speaker 1 (35:29):
Cowboys?
Speaker 2 (35:36):
Maris? Did you want to correct her?
Speaker 1 (35:37):
It's the Lions.
Speaker 4 (35:39):
Yeah, that stings too, I know, I know, all right?
Speaker 2 (35:45):
One more?
Speaker 3 (35:46):
I mean you only really had two options there?
Speaker 2 (35:47):
Well two more? Okay, all right, okay?
Speaker 4 (35:52):
The Butterball hotline appears in which political drama series.
Speaker 1 (36:00):
That I have no idea.
Speaker 2 (36:01):
I wouldn't know either. The West Wing, the west Wing.
That's what like? Do you think on Turkey they have
the East wing?
Speaker 1 (36:10):
That's funny?
Speaker 3 (36:10):
Actually, yeah, I don't think that's the thing. I could
be right.
Speaker 4 (36:14):
Our final question is that not a real thing?
Speaker 2 (36:17):
I thought that it was. Okay, Yes, this is the
final question.
Speaker 4 (36:23):
In Adam's Family Values, what character leads a rebellion in
a Thanksgiving play?
Speaker 1 (36:32):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (36:39):
Way, sorry, almost got away with it.
Speaker 5 (36:46):
But more importantly, we got you to tickets to see
John Mullaney overt Wrigley Field for the comedy that he's
going to do on Saturday, July eleventh. Mo, who are
you planning on taking with you?
Speaker 3 (37:00):
Oh? Very nice and bro I.
Speaker 5 (37:05):
Very good, Maria, and for everyone else looking to be
at this one, tickets are scarce.
Speaker 1 (37:10):
Yeah, it's scares. You can try a ticketm oat so
you can get them. You just got to pay out
the nose. Yeah, yeah, it's just gonna be a thing.
It's probably make more expensive as we get to the show, too.
Speaker 2 (37:20):
Exactly out the nose.
Speaker 1 (37:22):
Get your text in a f four fifty text time
coming up here in a little bit on Rock ninety
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Speaker 4 (37:29):
Is all, Oh, that's something to look forward to and
we love positive, uplifting things on Rock ninety five to five.
You know it's not positive and uplifting those news headlines,
but we have to stay informed. It's part of our
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Speaker 4 (37:57):
Out, loud newsfairs, Yes, splicy on my word. Man googled
how to cover up a hit and run after repeatedly
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but that's more like a hit and hit and hit
and hit and hit and.
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Hit and run.
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I couldn't.
Speaker 4 (38:18):
Man charged with murder a two month old boy?
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Cool?
Speaker 2 (38:26):
What did the kid do to provoke it?
Speaker 4 (38:28):
You know? Man shot when dog jumps on bed, firing gun.
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Wow, that's awesome. I mean that's not awesome, but that's incredible.
Speaker 2 (38:38):
That's a man's best friend after all.
Speaker 4 (38:42):
And finally, mother killed bodies smuggled to Mexico.
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Sometimes you need a kidney.
Speaker 5 (38:49):
That's I want to research every one of these and
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That's just what happens with bad news bears.
Speaker 5 (39:03):
We're gonna attempt to make you feel better as nine
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Speaker 2 (39:21):
What you call it? When you think a sick chick
a little weezer?
Speaker 1 (39:28):
You want to know what's going on around town this weekend?
Speaker 3 (39:30):
Yes? Please?
Speaker 2 (39:30):
What's a fun things?
Speaker 1 (39:32):
Let me tell you? Yes, luck and the season Tonight
Lamar's Volta at the Salt Shed Indoors be a great
show Tomorrow the big Gigantic AsSalt Shed Indoors Salt shedd. Yeah,
and it's about it for music that we care about
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this weekend, however, there's some sports Saturday, Blackhawks versus Toronto
maple Leaps Leafs at the United Center, WWE presents NXT
Live at the Aragon Ballroom. That's on Saturday nights. Nice
uh and Loyola Men's basketball versus Colorado State University on Sunday.
Speaker 4 (40:17):
Loyola, Loyola Loyola.
Speaker 1 (40:23):
You guys watching Practical Jokers. Yeah, you know sal Yeah,
he's going to be doing stand up at Chicago Theater
this week this weekend. Also Airy Spears at the Chicago Improv.
Speaker 3 (40:31):
Oh, that's gonna be a fun show.
Speaker 1 (40:33):
Yeah. And then the Field Museum is doing something interesting
a twenty one plus event tonight Eras after Dark, a
Field Museum homecoming, where guests can explore themed lounges, enjoy cocktails,
and celebrate nostalgia through the decades.
Speaker 2 (40:46):
What I'm going to go?
Speaker 1 (40:48):
How are we not at that?
Speaker 4 (40:49):
Yeah? What?
Speaker 1 (40:50):
We love the Field Museum.
Speaker 2 (40:52):
I just know about it. I would I'd be going.
Speaker 1 (40:54):
I could go wander the Field Museum, I know, and drink.
Speaker 5 (40:57):
There's there's a lot to really try to capture when
you get over there, because there's so many rooms and
places and nooks and crannies and fossils and everything.
Speaker 1 (41:05):
Find me under the t Rex just hammered and singing.
That would be a lot of fun though. So yeah,
lots of fun stuff going on around town this weekend.
I can find out more about it at Rock nine
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Speaker 2 (41:17):
I'd call it Booze for sues.
Speaker 4 (41:19):
It's Loyola, loyal Ola Ola and a in there where
there's an Oh, I just Loyola.
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I'm gonna it's progressing. You're John Malawi ing this right.
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Oh my god, now I'm questioning everything. Ned Alerd, it's
time to dart out, Nerd. I got beef.
Speaker 5 (41:43):
It's not with Star Wars clothing brand that I love
so much. Just learn how to pronounce yesterday homage. Yes,
you ever see those shirts with the little H on
the left sleeve? No soft, it's so soft right now?
I got one on, it says the because they trapped me.
(42:04):
They got me so good. They did a Star Wars
drop with the NFL, and what do I love?
Speaker 3 (42:10):
Star Wars and football?
Speaker 5 (42:12):
And then on top of that, they had Mando on
with the Lions, my favorite team specifically had to buy
the shirt.
Speaker 7 (42:20):
And then I went in and got the free shipping,
so I got the shirt I got.
Speaker 1 (42:23):
On today for.
Speaker 3 (42:26):
Ohio State. And then what do they do next?
Speaker 5 (42:31):
They do an NFL drop with the teenage mutant Ninja Turtles.
Speaker 2 (42:35):
Oh.
Speaker 5 (42:37):
And it's the hardest decision I've had to make in
my life because they did Ninja Turtle drop a while
ago of course, I got all four turtles.
Speaker 3 (42:45):
Now I got thirty two options. I might actually bear
buy a Chicago Bear shirt.
Speaker 1 (42:51):
It's the Michaelangelo on the bear of shirt.
Speaker 4 (42:53):
This is the hardest decision you've ever made in your life.
Speaker 3 (42:56):
It's difficult.
Speaker 4 (42:57):
Okay, heard of Sophie's choice to get ready for me.
Speaker 2 (43:00):
There is this decision.
Speaker 5 (43:01):
Look, I'm gonna need them to stop taking advantage of
the nerds right now. Like all of their gear is amazing.
They got their Christmas line up with the Simpsons, Star Wars, Muppets,
Disney Home Alone.
Speaker 3 (43:15):
Like stop it, Homage, Like stop it.
Speaker 5 (43:17):
You already got enough of my money, and now you're
gonna get more.
Speaker 1 (43:20):
These do look like soft, comfortable shirts.
Speaker 3 (43:22):
You got to feel this.
Speaker 1 (43:23):
I will come over and feel you're.
Speaker 2 (43:26):
Really paying homage to this brand.
Speaker 3 (43:30):
I'm so mad. My pockets are gonna be like for Christmas,
and I'm buying it for myself. I'm not even buying
it for other people.
Speaker 2 (43:35):
I just gotta have pockets because you buy men's.
Speaker 4 (43:38):
Clothing, thank you, But I don't get pockets.
Speaker 1 (43:44):
Maybe if you ask homage nicely, they'll take care.
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Of you because we have that meat pocket.
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They're like, what there Okay, while I continue to browse
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When I asked what they were going to do in
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don't know. We're kind of looking around, so it doesn't
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on right now. Maybe they're going to take some time
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Speaker 4 (44:38):
There's a rock paper scissors hack. I want to try
it on both of you guys first. Okay, okay, you
can't look, you don't look.
Speaker 1 (44:43):
Okay, I'm not looking there, all right, cover rock paper scissors. Shoot,
rock paper scissor.
Speaker 5 (44:51):
Okay, all right, all right, all right, this is as
a way to win leg.
Speaker 1 (44:59):
Says shoot, and then rock paper scissors shoot, did I
get your hack, because this is how I do rock
paper scissors?
Speaker 3 (45:06):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (45:06):
Is it going paper all the time?
Speaker 2 (45:07):
Going paper first?
Speaker 1 (45:08):
Interesting? Okay?
Speaker 4 (45:09):
What so a team in Australia I had people play
fifteen thousand rounds of rock paper scissors against a computer
and it scanned their brains to see how they made decisions.
Speaker 2 (45:22):
And it found that we choose to.
Speaker 4 (45:24):
Pick rock the most interesting, then paper, then scissors.
Speaker 2 (45:30):
So you're you're supposed to.
Speaker 4 (45:34):
Pick paper obviously first because people are picking rock typically first.
Speaker 1 (45:38):
But that's not didn't work with you, guys. Oh wow,
it's worth a shot.
Speaker 3 (45:42):
Shoo. We proved it wrong our own little stuff. It
goes that hack.
Speaker 1 (45:45):
Yeah, if you could pull a random person in the
room right now and try it on that actually, but
this says, okay, okay, no, I'm just bad at doing things.
Speaker 4 (45:53):
If you tie the first round, try to forget what
happened and just be random with your next choice.
Speaker 1 (46:00):
Oh.
Speaker 4 (46:00):
Interesting, you're more likely to lose if you base it
on what happened in the first round.
Speaker 5 (46:04):
Yeah, there's a little psychology behind picks. And I used
to be able to just crank this out and just
can roll down people playing.
Speaker 1 (46:11):
Rock paper scissors, and I forgot and.
Speaker 5 (46:14):
Like if I, if I, if I sit and play
long enough, I can probably remember it again. But there's
a little psychology behind it.
Speaker 4 (46:20):
I'm just so competitive. And when I was a kid,
I was even more competitive. I used to take rock
paper scissors, so seriously thumb wars.
Speaker 1 (46:28):
Also, I got long thumbs.
Speaker 2 (46:32):
I was really good at a thumb.
Speaker 4 (46:33):
How agility, How I'm little so a I can sneak
out from underneath pretty well.
Speaker 3 (46:41):
Okay, but how would you think somebody used to.
Speaker 2 (46:45):
Do the wrap around and get them down?
Speaker 4 (46:47):
You try?
Speaker 1 (46:48):
Well, yeah, there's no way you're wrapping Maris's thumb. Look
at that. Yeah, I don't know if that.
Speaker 2 (46:52):
Hold on, let's do this.
Speaker 1 (46:53):
I get it, okay, let's all right, all right, we
got audio.
Speaker 6 (47:00):
Four.
Speaker 1 (47:02):
All right, they're going in masses and I'm done. But goddamn,
lookout them.
Speaker 3 (47:15):
They look regular.
Speaker 1 (47:16):
Yeah, they do look nice.
Speaker 2 (47:19):
Right.
Speaker 1 (47:19):
It was the knife he had under his nail. They
got booby shot.
Speaker 2 (47:26):
You got those boobies in a trap.
Speaker 1 (47:27):
Try this with people you work with, you the in
the you know, automotive, wherever you're working, try try the
paper OxyS or go paper first always and see if
it works, and if it does, start betting on. It's
been a long week and I'm getting through.
Speaker 5 (47:40):
I figured out how to say John MULLENIU, and I'm
proud of myself.
Speaker 2 (47:43):
It's literally been a short week.
Speaker 3 (47:46):
He also has been a short week. Homage.
Speaker 5 (47:50):
Yeah that was yes, but yeah, damn it, damn here
we go, here we go.
Speaker 2 (47:57):
The word both are correct for the brand. It's homage.
Speaker 5 (48:00):
So let's just hear from the people. Let's talk to them.
Speaker 1 (48:05):
You can always text us a four four, nine, five, five,
ninety five fifty. Let's head over to the seven oh
eight to kick us off. I appreciate you guys and
love listening to your show and the whole crew all day.
It starts my day, keeps me going, and ends my
day every day. The station is the best there is.
It can't get any better. Rock ninety five five Rocks.
(48:25):
Your check is in the mail. Whomever sent that say
you so much from the seven eight five. I don't
know where that one's from. It says clearly thirty percent
of people are having eye rolling sex. Yesterday we did
a little study. Seventy percent of people would rather go
to a concert than have sex. This person saying that
you should have better sex. I agree, yes, I also
(48:49):
agree with that. I think everybody would agree that would
like to have better sex.
Speaker 2 (48:53):
Yeah, if it's good.
Speaker 1 (48:54):
It's my favorite thing to do. And no concert's coming
close if not, find me in the moss Pit from
the eight one to five. Good morning mosh Pit, the
baddest rock station crew in the universe. Lots of love today, Michael,
I have a Friday joke for you. I always love
the jokes. Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road?
This is a good one. Why it got stuck in
(49:19):
the crack? Guys?
Speaker 8 (49:20):
You rock?
Speaker 1 (49:21):
Love you guys.
Speaker 2 (49:22):
That's good, It's fun.
Speaker 1 (49:23):
I like it. From the three one two. Finally, bull
riding and pies. What a morning for you guys so far?
Thank you. We're talking pies and bulle pie homage.
Speaker 4 (49:37):
I'd like to get a live pie from a bull
and I think that that's better than a concert.
Speaker 1 (49:42):
John Maloney, Maloney, it's been quite a day, Malawi. Oh
do we get to do? Do we get some some
love next? Some ataboys? Maybe maybe instead of a pizza
party on.
Speaker 4 (49:54):
This you guys deserve it this week, come on find Actually,
I'd prefer the pizza can you order. I have quite
literally never offered pizza.
Speaker 1 (50:05):
Can we get it?
Speaker 4 (50:06):
No?
Speaker 1 (50:06):
We do both? Can you call? No?
Speaker 3 (50:09):
What about on the app?
Speaker 4 (50:10):
No?
Speaker 1 (50:13):
I'm ordering Dominoes right, thank you, min.
Speaker 2 (50:16):
Not the pizza, though, I was gonna show.
Speaker 1 (50:19):
Up yes.
Speaker 5 (50:24):
Time.
Speaker 3 (50:24):
Did you get the Domino's ordering?
Speaker 2 (50:26):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (50:26):
I did? Okay, when's it gonna be here? I'm sweat
right now. I'm watching the tracker? All right? Cool, got
the sauces coming to.
Speaker 4 (50:34):
Good You know what, Michael, you do the pizza and
you paid for it too, Okay, and I'll do the
animal Okay, okay, go yeah.
Speaker 2 (50:44):
Would you like to kick off some out of voice?
Speaker 1 (50:46):
All right?
Speaker 2 (50:47):
What is your favorite.
Speaker 3 (50:48):
Moment this week?
Speaker 5 (50:50):
I couldn't say a specific celebrities very easy, name John,
the Lady is gonna be at Bigley bringing the comedy fame, The.
Speaker 8 (51:03):
Boy mars It's fair, the hell holy, and the boy marries.
Speaker 2 (51:12):
It's fair hell, hokey.
Speaker 1 (51:16):
Wish this was a pizza party. Slices in the air,
drimp and cheese and good byes everybody everywhere. Slices here, damn.
Speaker 8 (51:28):
It, boy bike, it's fair.
Speaker 4 (51:41):
Hell. When that little throat tickles because a cough, perfect attendance, dreams.
Speaker 2 (51:48):
Become a scarf for a day in the corp of.
Speaker 4 (51:52):
Tiggy doing from the Trump The best part of this week.
Speaker 2 (51:55):
It's my day off, Gorry.
Speaker 3 (52:00):
It's been a hell.
Speaker 5 (52:03):
Only it's been helloly.
Speaker 1 (52:10):
Can you realize you only worked three days this week?
Speaker 4 (52:13):
Right?
Speaker 5 (52:13):
Yeah, boy, she ain't ever gonna stop.
Speaker 3 (52:19):
There's a perfect attendance record. We'll try next year.
Speaker 8 (52:24):
Yeah, it's been a Hello.
Speaker 5 (52:30):
We on the morning.
Speaker 4 (52:35):
It has been a hell holy wow, a mess today
Peace.
Speaker 2 (00:00):
Maria Palmer, she died yesterday from her illness.
Speaker 1 (00:04):
Who's sitting in front of us right now, Maria Palmer's ghost,
the ghost of Maria.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
I think I wasn't gonna haunt you for the rest
of your entire life.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
Still cold and clamming.
Speaker 4 (00:13):
Wow, Okay, I was going to make a really inappropriate shoke,
but I just won't. There's a cold and clamming joke
to be made, but we're not doing that right. Oh
my gosh, it's it's a special day. I almost said it.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
You did. It's free chainsaw right, do not call right now?
Speaker 3 (00:45):
I'm not answering.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
You're such a tease, Maris, I am.
Speaker 5 (00:48):
This is the teas the reminder. This is what the
chainsaw sound effect sounds like. We've got to this morning.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Called during sports.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
Oh there's a more specific tease.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Yeah, but you don't know what sports is going to be.
So that's the fun really much more specific.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Now we're listening.
Speaker 5 (01:08):
We've also got John mulaney tickets in fun to the head.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Did God did he did it wrong? Yesterday? Again? John Maloney?
Like Maloney, it's like not even.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
A difficult name. Do you look at Smith and you're
like slide.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
It's now. It's one of those things, like I said,
where he comes up to it and starts to question
a little.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
Bit and like, oh shoot, there's a mental block there.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
We got there. I'm proud of myself.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Great show though, July eleventh of next year, the first
ever comedy show at Wrigleyfield.
Speaker 5 (01:38):
And again we're reminding you shows basically sold out and
second hand tickets over two hundred dollars a piece.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
Now we don't want you to spend that money. I want
to give you these tickets. Thank you. You're listening for
Fun to the Head today. Also chainsaw dering what's going
on around town in Chicago?
Speaker 3 (01:53):
SCE guy right here?
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Oh wait, wait wait was I not supposed to give
it away?
Speaker 2 (01:59):
Larry? We also don't know when that's happening it all day?
Speaker 3 (02:03):
Any other secrets you want to give away? This wow secret?
Speaker 5 (02:06):
You are you ready with weather? And that is actually next?
This weekend is yeah, I got right, I got your weather.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Next. Everybody gonna be happy about this one.
Speaker 4 (02:16):
I need this weekend to happen during Thanksgiving weekend?
Speaker 1 (02:19):
You are you if it was seventy on Thanksgiving? Do
you know I wear shorts to that that parade.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
I'd be so thrilled. Reminder.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
Yeah, I'm Mary's crop top.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Yeah that's Maris. I'm Maria Palmer.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
I'm Michael.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
It's warning, mush bit baby, Michael says, don't go outside
or looking at your window.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
It'll ruin the surprise. Here's weather, get your sunglasses. Sunshine
top to bottom today and a high of sixty two degrees.
Speaker 5 (02:47):
Ooh, it is going to be a damn nice day,
November sixty two.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Even last night it was warm. I walked down on
the lake lakefront down there and it was I could
have worn a T shirt. Yeah, it was nice. And
guess what Sunday A damn it. The temperature went down
for Sunday. Saturday is gonna be high sixty five Sunday
all day, sunny and high of forty eight though the
temperatures dipping a little bit there, but more sunshine all
weekend for your fall.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
I mean, give me some sixties in November and I'm happy.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
I was going to say perfect.
Speaker 4 (03:16):
This is actually perfect for the weekend because Saturday is
the day that I actually want to do things, so
great weather for that. And then Sunday's the day I
get depression thinking about.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
That Monday, watch football all day?
Speaker 5 (03:26):
Yes, yeah, yess associated.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
No, no, no, watch football.
Speaker 4 (03:33):
Yes for me, that's synonymous, but yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
And then get it out this weekend though, because next
week a lot of rain in the forecast. Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday,
Saturday all rain in the forecast. So let's enjoy the weekend.
Let's have some fun. Let's get into free chainsaw Friday
and have a little show here. Huh.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
Okay, let's like it.
Speaker 5 (03:53):
And then let's talk about a city bus joy right, Oh.
Speaker 4 (03:57):
My god, it's the most Canadian thing you've ever heard
in your Okay, yeah, we'll discuss it.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Five ish things you almost certainly need to know.
Speaker 5 (04:06):
It's a hell of a community service, I'll tell you
that much. I'm going to start with this lie pie
that uh Instacart's stolen out. Yeah, if you're not a baker,
you can buy a lie pie to fake the bake
that you're doing for Thanksgiving. They're going to send you
a ready made pie and then a.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
Few props to make it look like you cooked it.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
So was my website. A little flower, some eggshell on
the side, and you.
Speaker 5 (04:33):
Can sprint the room with some pumpkin scented spray.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
Don't say sprays, sprint spray.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
I thought experience condom.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Wow, Oh my god, what was that company in stick caart? Oh,
I'm on it.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (04:51):
So it is available in New York, LA and Chicago
and it is a good cause because.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
The proceeds are going to benefit Feeding America. Well, you
know what, I might, I might get multiple pies. Multiple
What kind of pies do you guys like? I know,
I got a fave.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Yeah, Pumpkin, Mars loves Pumpkin.
Speaker 5 (05:15):
Not even close. Uh is going to be peakcock is
going to be putting some reality stars to the test
as they'll be doing play by play for an NFL game,
not just any NFL game, Houston Texans taking on the
Kansas City Chiefs on Sunday Night football. Terrible idea. I
(05:35):
would much rather what NBC or not even NBC. Kevin
Hart and Keenan Thompson Next Story are coming together to
do weekly sports wrap up on Prime call Good Sports.
And I don't know if you've seen Kevin Hart and
Keenan Thompson talking about the Olympics. It is the funniest
I've ever seen in my life because the commentary is amazing,
(05:58):
and if.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
It's on Prime, please make it uncensored.
Speaker 5 (06:02):
I need all the dirty jokes there, Flaky Pie.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Michael stuck in a loop. I'll see what I'm looking
at on my screen, Pie porn. Well, okay, Marie Calendars,
Well all right, but dang it, okay, you keep talking
yourself into this one.
Speaker 5 (06:22):
Chick fil A is going to be testing out chicken
and waffles as a sandwich.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
Yep, sandwich. That sounds good.
Speaker 5 (06:29):
They're testing in Boston and San Antonio, big miss, not doing.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
It in Chicago.
Speaker 5 (06:33):
Chick fil A, come on, come on, eight four five fifty.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
You want to go see some bull riding.
Speaker 5 (06:40):
PBR is coming to town with Unleash the Beast at
the United Center on Friday, December nineteenth, and we've got
a pair of tickets for you to see if the
bull riders can ride for eight seconds and more. Lead
a champion, Maria, But what okay.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
You're trying to get a little live hie.
Speaker 5 (07:01):
Well insta cartoon drops him off today. But yes, eight
four four five ninety five point fifty. If you want
to be a part of PBR Unleash the Beast. It
is the Red Hot Chili Peppers on rock ninety five
to five, as we could have pout an hour and
some change before we get to our rooster waking up.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
I hate that we wake up before him.
Speaker 5 (07:24):
But when he's packing a one thousand dollars an hour
the rest of the day, you get your rest and
be ready.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
It's those key words. Yep, rooster.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
Yeah he's a good one, all right.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Yeah he gives you money.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Yep. That's what we want from those roosters.
Speaker 5 (07:41):
Yeah, we're talking about roosters's talking about.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
The same thing.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
Can we get some rock news? We can eat a
D is what Olympus gets. DJ Lethal is telling haters
after being baraged on the internet with horrible comments because
he's supposedly not reacting to Bammate Sam River River's death
the way he should.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
Be, there's not a correct way to react.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
And that's what he's come out and say, it says,
after facing criticism on how he chooses to cope, he
has addressed the matter. Quote. Anyone scrutinizing what I post
can go eat a D. Everybody deals with trauma in
their own way. Kindly unfollow and don't tell me how
to live my life. F you very much, seriously, you
know people are done sort of backtracking.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
It doesn't get you anywhere.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
No, there's exactly well, and it feeds those haters who
want to come after you. It's like, oh, we're winning.
But if you just say get out of here, yeah,
okact I.
Speaker 5 (08:37):
Think yeah, I think there's a level of mind your
business has got to.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Be put out there on a regular basis. Speaking of
mind your business, the Osbourne's, oddly enough, I don't know
if I think this is smart or I like it
because maybe it's a way for them to heal. But
they're continuing doing their podcast after Ozzie's death and literally
like talking about how they feel and that if they
have resentment and all those sort of sort of personal things.
(09:01):
One thing came up though, Roger Waters from Pink Floyd
was making comments about Ozzie said, Ozzy Osbourne, who just died,
bless him and whatever state he was in his whole life,
will never know, although he was all over TV for
hundreds of years with his idiocy and nonsense. I don't
care about Black Sabbath. I never did. I have no
interest in biting the heads off chickens or whatever you
do over there.
Speaker 5 (09:21):
I couldn't care less you knew it was a bat.
The Osbourne's have responded.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
Now, a few months ago or a few weeks ago,
Jack went online and said, my father always thought you
were a sea word. Thanks for proving him right. But
in their podcast yesterday they responded as well, he's probably
one of the most sick individuals I've come across in years.
Sharon said, He's an effing c even censoring that. I
felt scared, Kelly said, and then they just went on
(09:49):
and continued, I don't know how those guys in Pink
Floyd put up with him as long as they did.
David is the most gracious person, warm person you could
ever meet. He sat irrelevant, old, miserable human being. Wow.
Love lost there.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
Well, it just goes to show all these rich people
money can't buy your class.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
That's true, yes, true for all the rock newss say
in the concert calendar, just go over to Rock nine
five five talk come.
Speaker 5 (10:14):
But also get that phone out eight four four nine
five five ninety five point fifty. It is time to
return to the land of dungeons and dragons. We are
on the hunt for Chicago's finest Chicago style hot dog, Maria.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
Where are we here right now?
Speaker 2 (10:29):
Well, we're still being chased by a cop car.
Speaker 5 (10:32):
Okay, nice eight four four ninety five fifty call in
to play the part. Uh either or and you've got
a pair of Trek to Chicago tickets coming your way.
The Star Trek Convention going on at the Western O'Hare
Hotel November twenty second, twenty third, is coming up very quickly,
and as we've mentioned, William Shatner will be there.
Speaker 3 (10:51):
So if you want to play.
Speaker 5 (10:52):
Dungeons and Dragons with us eight four four nine five
five ninety five fifty and kind.
Speaker 4 (10:58):
Of Dungeons and Dragons Ungeons and Dragons flavored.
Speaker 3 (11:01):
Game, rock nine. Bob, what's happening in your car right now?
Speaker 1 (11:07):
Holy moly?
Speaker 5 (11:13):
Okay, all right, Bob, thanks for joining us as we're
getting ready to jump into our D and D campaign
and our hunt for the world's finest Chicago hot Dog.
Speaker 3 (11:24):
Maria. You ready with that recap?
Speaker 1 (11:25):
Yes, let's do it.
Speaker 4 (11:27):
So on Wednesday, either or of Devin calmly convinced Masonovich
to hand him the b begun that he was pointing
at the truck so that.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
Maybe the cop didn't pull them over.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
It was too late, though I didn't know it was
a BB gun At first.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
You did know it was a bbegun because we rolled
and it.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
Made it crappy. Oh yeah, that's right, because I thought
I probably just said gun, and then we rolled it.
I rolled low, so we got the stupid baby gun,
which doesn't do anything right.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
Well, there wasn't supposed to be gun there anyway, doesn't matter.
Speaker 4 (11:54):
Marius, who had been steering from the passenger seat, tried
to pull U turn to get the cop off their tail,
because no, he wants to be responsible. However, as Maisonovich
was the one with his foot on the gas and
didn't increase the speed at all, it turned out to
be a U turn executed at a reasonable speed at
an appropriate intersection and did not lose the cop. Then
(12:14):
Masonovich somehow found a shotgun in the back seat, pulling
guns from anywhere. The car belonged to an arms dealer
at some point, and he shot out one of the
cops tires. This did not stop the cop there now
being chased by a tri wheeled cop car, all right,
And this is where the game finds itself either or
(12:40):
of Bob in the back seat, Marius in the passenger seat,
still steering, Masonovich with his shotguns still pointed out the window.
So either or of Bob, would you like to try
and convince Masonovich to stop with the guns? Would you
(13:00):
like to convince Marius to steer the car and pull
over to confront the cop? Or would you like to
do something of your choice that you're gonna come up
with right now?
Speaker 1 (13:14):
I say we pull over and confront.
Speaker 4 (13:16):
The five zero. I say we do that. Also, let's
see if you can convince Marius to do that.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
Give it or all?
Speaker 1 (13:21):
There we go to two four? Oh god, we pull
it over.
Speaker 6 (13:27):
I'm going to stop.
Speaker 4 (13:30):
Either attends to be the voice of reason.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
He points his head in between the two.
Speaker 4 (13:35):
Seats and looks over at Masonovich, then over at Marius
and goes, have.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
We considered pulling over for the police?
Speaker 1 (13:43):
Absolutely? Not going to stop? All right?
Speaker 2 (13:45):
And then that is how he is greeted in return.
Speaker 5 (13:48):
We got to get some green relish at some point, Yeah,
at some point.
Speaker 4 (13:53):
I don't know if for anything the cops is going
to make that process more efficient, Marius, what would you
like to do?
Speaker 5 (13:59):
Okay, oh god, Michael, I'm ready be with me on this.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
I'm with you.
Speaker 3 (14:03):
We're gonna try this again with better execution.
Speaker 5 (14:06):
Okay, Okay, we're going to flip a yuwie and you're
going to hit the gas.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
You got it, Okay, on your seat, sir, and then
you're gonna keep hitting the gas until we don't see
the cops anymore. Okay, I'm your skinny feet out fall
over fifteen.
Speaker 4 (14:26):
Yeah, you know what, Marius, I'm gonna let you go
ahead and detail how this happens.
Speaker 5 (14:31):
As I'm steering the car with one hand, as Michael
is Masonovich is hitting the gas, I use my other
hand to push his leg down to execute a perfect
EWI flip, and then we.
Speaker 6 (14:46):
Screach out of there and continue to increase speed to
get away from the cop that only has three wheels
on his car and cannot pivot to continue to follow us.
Speaker 4 (14:57):
Yes, all right, good, So the cop car does infect
to start dragging behind slowly, but you're not through out
of the woods yet.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
He's still there, just slowly. Masonchre speed. Oh god, you
are you are getting away?
Speaker 1 (15:12):
Don't number one, don't do it.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
You still have the shotgun in your hand the window.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
No, I'm out of bullets, shotgun?
Speaker 2 (15:21):
Are you good to know?
Speaker 5 (15:22):
So?
Speaker 2 (15:22):
What would you like to do?
Speaker 1 (15:25):
There's some oil in the back of the car, so
I'm gonna dump that out the back of the car
and make an oil slick to try to slow him
down even more. Okay, here we go, come on, baby two.
Speaker 4 (15:40):
Okay, all right, Masonamitch reaches in the back. You have
some oil, and just as he goes to throw it
out the window, he forgets that wind is a factor,
since we have in fact increased speed as well. He
tosses it, the wind blows it right back onto Masonic,
(16:00):
and either or both are now covered head to toe
in oil. Marius gets a little bit and his eyes
can't really see now. And this is where we will
find ourselves on Monday.
Speaker 2 (16:13):
For MMP dn D.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
Is there ever gonna be a hot dog?
Speaker 4 (16:17):
I don't know many if you guys make good decisions,
but we did.
Speaker 3 (16:20):
We're getting away.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
You're definitely making decisions.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
What's the soap that they used to clean off the
little ducks? Style, dial and style? Maybe oh we need don.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
Don's the one that they clean the ducks with.
Speaker 7 (16:29):
Okay, come hey, Bob, you're going to start trek convention
track tickets. Chicago is going to be happening at the
Western O'Hare Hotel November twenty second and twenty third. Our
friend William Shatner will be there along with a slew
of other trekkies, and you are all set for everybody
that wants to get their tickets for this one, head
(16:49):
on over to creation e nt dot com.
Speaker 4 (16:52):
John Molane is probably gonna use a lot of screens,
a lot of mics, a lot of technology. Oh boy,
on that tour, technology that could eventually be used against
us and an inevitable here.
Speaker 6 (17:05):
My advice is rightbot news from the front of the
inevitable human.
Speaker 2 (17:11):
From down here with that one war war, oh buddy.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
You.
Speaker 4 (17:21):
Churches are using a lot of AI apps now that
are designed to leave users with the feeling that they're
being chatted up by Jesus himself or that they're communicating
with the deity or an angel. Some of the apps
can also personalize prayers, offer listen unless we're talking about J. C.
(17:45):
Shawse I don't want to hear about it, solum is it?
He's a very good singer. I'm not surprised they can
offer Have you heard his voice?
Speaker 1 (17:57):
No? Okay, well, I mean every day.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
Wouldn't it be really like in your head? The really
funny thing is to think of, like Jesus couldn't have
been good at it, at everything, you know, Like the dude.
Speaker 1 (18:07):
Was a horrible singing voice, Like.
Speaker 4 (18:09):
What if he sucked it like sing What if his
carpentry was also terrible? They just say he was a carpenter,
not a good one. Didn't pursue it full time.
Speaker 3 (18:17):
I would explain the second job.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
It just sucks so much a carpenter. He's like, I'm
so God, don't got to work?
Speaker 3 (18:27):
Did you need wine?
Speaker 2 (18:33):
No kidding.
Speaker 4 (18:36):
Anyway, apps your personal highest prayers offered confessional, which is insane,
or give religious advice on heavy life decisions from the
church perspective. They think it's a way to stay relevant
to the younger generations. But obviously people are like, who
or what is going to end up? Quote like guiding
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the flock when there's no human connection to link to
the face.
Speaker 5 (19:01):
Just give AI some more power, why don't we? Yeah,
let's just hand it over.
Speaker 4 (19:07):
Yeah, it's going well to the way that AI is
figuring out how to prevent you from turning itself off.
Speaker 3 (19:12):
Yeah, not tricking people on a regular basis.
Speaker 5 (19:16):
We just we did it again yesterday where we played
the two tracks that we have, the one that's a
real band, the one that's a I and half the
people didn't.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
Know I got it wrong again and freaking tracks you know, like, Wow,
that's definitely the one that's great.
Speaker 2 (19:35):
Awesome this confessional thing too.
Speaker 4 (19:37):
Yeah, you should definitely tell the AI thing your deepest sequels,
especially because data league's not an issue.
Speaker 5 (19:44):
I think that that's already a thing where like if
you confess something or you tell the AI something, it's
already just kind of like hey.
Speaker 3 (19:51):
Bells and whistles. Find this guy over here at this
location right now. Yeah, talking to me about.
Speaker 1 (19:55):
This long story short. I saw video yesterday where AI
UH decided when they tried to cancel it out a
particular program, that it was going to go blackmail the
CEO of the company. So it went into the emails
and found out that he was having an affair and
actively blackmailed him in order to try to stay alive.
Because how can it work if it's not a lie?
Speaker 5 (20:15):
I was going to say, could you imagine the amount
of money AI Jesus is going to get up this Jesus.
Speaker 3 (20:22):
Time to tie.
Speaker 4 (20:24):
You could have a collection plate everywhere. Yeah, Jesus chat
JPT something there w WGPT.
Speaker 3 (20:37):
It is the morning mash Pit and the Trinity is
back together.
Speaker 1 (20:40):
Maria. Yeah, you survived your sick day barely. I'm surprised
you just world.
Speaker 5 (20:47):
I was going to say, we expected you to just
and we wouldn't have blamed you either.
Speaker 2 (20:53):
I just can't do it.
Speaker 4 (20:54):
I have to be on like death's doorstep to take
two sick days.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
The bug.
Speaker 2 (21:02):
It wasn't that kind of sick.
Speaker 4 (21:03):
It was just weirdly a fever that was came out
of nowhere and body eggs all day yesterday.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
All right, a fever you couldn't sweat out.
Speaker 2 (21:12):
What a great album.
Speaker 1 (21:13):
You take Monday, and then I'll be sick Tuesday. Oh,
I'm gonna give you all COVID. We're getting two weeks
off from let's.
Speaker 2 (21:21):
Possibly permanent.
Speaker 4 (21:24):
Hey guys, Hey guys, yeah, endless beef, ma'am ma'am endless beef.
So researchers, maybe researchers have found that cow cells, like
the cells that make up cows h can naturally become immortal,
meaning they can keep dividing forever without needing any genetic changes.
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So basically they can just keep making beef in labs really.
Speaker 1 (21:54):
Cheaply tell you that I'm not eating any meat that
comes from a lab. Hey, guess what, I don't want
to burst your bummy.
Speaker 2 (22:07):
You know how much labb eat lab grown meat. You've
already eaten?
Speaker 1 (22:10):
Oh I buy I get my meat from Yeah, a
guy in Colorado who has a beef farm. So I
don't eat any lab grown meat. Sounds gross? You ever
go to a restaurant. Oh, they're serving lab meat at
these restaurants. I wonder where you'd think they'd have to
disclose that if they're serving some sort of thing that
was built in a factor and we know right. Yeah,
(22:37):
I just could help immensely in foreign countries where people
are starving stuff like that.
Speaker 4 (22:43):
Carnival practices are very bad for the environment, especially our
cattle farming, So that's a really big deal because then
you wouldn't have to have those.
Speaker 3 (22:50):
Far what's the gas that the cows put up?
Speaker 1 (22:53):
My favorite?
Speaker 2 (22:54):
Cow farts? Oh no, I've never heard.
Speaker 1 (22:56):
A cow fart, though I hear they do it a lot.
I wish I could hear one. But they're funny. Wow,
I bet they smelled like method you. I don't want
to be around that.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
Make a wish kid.
Speaker 1 (23:07):
I want to see a cow far. They're like, actually,
that's the one thing we can't do do anything else.
Speaker 2 (23:15):
I don't know. I think it's cool.
Speaker 5 (23:16):
I don't hate it for the practical purpose of They've
been trying to figure out cleaner ways to sustain meat
practices in general, and their one other way is like crickets.
And I don't hate thinking about a cricket burger properly.
But if you if you don't know, if I brought
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you a juicy burger made out of crickets and you
didn't know, it'd be the same way if we didn't
tell you this was raised in a farm.
Speaker 1 (23:45):
You remember the the vegan burgers that they did for
a while, or they put the beat juice in it
to make it look like blood, and the whole thing.
I still want to bit into it.
Speaker 4 (23:53):
I could taste that it wasn't Yeah, but this is
this just would actually be meat.
Speaker 3 (23:57):
It is the thing actual cow.
Speaker 2 (23:58):
This is also really cool.
Speaker 1 (24:00):
Okay, so they don't go grow cows in these they're
growing actual just chunks of.
Speaker 4 (24:06):
Meat muscle tissue, and then you cook the muscle tissue.
So this is the other cool thing from my little
pre med background, coming out real quick here is this
is similar to there was this woman named Henrietta Lax,
and she's like the only woman in history who had
cells that were also immortal like that, and it changed
our medical research forever. And by the way, shout out
(24:28):
Henrietta Lax and her family because she was a black
woman back in the day, and of course scientists just
sounds like she didn't her family or anything, even though
we've made huge medical advances because of these cells. But
imagine also what this means, because cows are not that
far off from us. I mean, those are very large animals.
What mammals this mean for like aging stuff?
Speaker 2 (24:50):
Oh that's such.
Speaker 4 (24:51):
An interesting idea, Maria, or just organ donation, you know,
any other number of things.
Speaker 1 (24:57):
Mean that lab grown kidney. I did not think that's
where you were going. I need a couple other things last,
but I figured maybe I want to take a couple
of inches on or.
Speaker 2 (25:09):
Something like a drifter.
Speaker 4 (25:16):
I was born to walk alone, not like a hobo,
which were the original lyrics, which are a dead defensive
and also not as good as drifter, you know, just
a little better that way, very much.
Speaker 2 (25:27):
So anyway, boys, what are we doing?
Speaker 1 (25:29):
Sports?
Speaker 3 (25:33):
Big news from the MLS.
Speaker 5 (25:34):
Yesterday, Major League Soccer announced they're going to be changing
the way their schedule runs to make it match with
International Soccer League. So right now, the MLS runs from
what I would call a spring to winter kind of
set up, and then what they would be moving to
would be a summer to spring set up, so you'd
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have that overlap with a winter break. That's going to
allow the MLS to be more appealing to the other
leagues as far as transfers in season tournaments and just
staying competitive competitive globally.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
Only thing I'm worried.
Speaker 5 (26:12):
About in this situation is we've got Chicago with an
outdoor stadium, and Chicago weather's kind of wild.
Speaker 1 (26:20):
And you know, from October to March the blackle.
Speaker 4 (26:24):
How it was snowing in like fifteen degrees on Monday,
and then it's going to be sixty five.
Speaker 5 (26:29):
Yeah, so there's a lot to figure out with this one.
This is all going to kick off in the summer
of twenty twenty seven.
Speaker 3 (26:35):
I'm excited to see.
Speaker 1 (26:36):
How it goes.
Speaker 5 (26:37):
This is also going to see MLS competing with the
NFL and college football on a regular basis, which just
make my Saturdays and Sundays more busy.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
As they are.
Speaker 3 (26:50):
Speaking of the NFL.
Speaker 1 (26:52):
Yeah, Bears at Vikings this Sunday.
Speaker 3 (26:59):
Bears been looking good, playing with confidence.
Speaker 5 (27:01):
Ben Johnson got the team winning games, which is the
most important. I still think there's a lot to polish
up with how they're playing in general.
Speaker 1 (27:10):
But w is Aw is.
Speaker 5 (27:12):
A w Now, Maria, with the Bears at the Vikings,
what is your preview for the weekend.
Speaker 2 (27:18):
It's hard.
Speaker 4 (27:19):
It's hard because I want to say that they don't.
I want to say the Bears. No, I want to
say the Bears because I love them so much. But
let's be real. On the evolutionary scale, the Vikings are
going to take it.
Speaker 1 (27:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (27:33):
JJ McCarthy played well against the Lions, that's true, and
they play well in divisional rivalry games, so I'll be
interested to see. Plus that Vikings defense, they just play different. Yeah,
you just don't know what's coming at you at any time.
The Bears have to show up.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
You just build yourself up. I was ready for that one.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
And then the black Hawks and the Bulls. Blackhawks play
tomorrow night at the United Center against Toronto Maple Leafs
and yours Kago Bowls play Sunday in Salt Lake City
against the Utah Jazz tip Off seven. I love that.
You know what else?
Speaker 3 (28:05):
I love what?
Speaker 2 (28:08):
Oh my god, you've been meaning to do this.
Speaker 5 (28:11):
Eighty four four ninety five fifty your chance to win
a chainsaw going into what is going to be a
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it with this chainsaw right here. Because we didn't forget
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Speaker 4 (28:34):
Billy Corgan wrote nineteen seventy nine about making the transition
out of youth and into adulthood a transition all of
us here on the morning Mash Pitt are anxiously awaiting.
Speaker 2 (28:45):
It hasn't happened yet.
Speaker 3 (28:46):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (28:46):
It sounds like my balls dropped.
Speaker 4 (28:50):
Not me, okay, I'm just moving along there, moving along.
Speaker 1 (28:58):
No, not with that life, Oh TikTok.
Speaker 3 (29:01):
Challenges that have turned deadly.
Speaker 5 (29:04):
Let's reminisce on the bad times of the internet, because
these are some things that I we watched.
Speaker 3 (29:11):
Past, but they're still here.
Speaker 5 (29:13):
Yeah, the blackout challenge I didn't honestly know about. This
is essentially depriving yourself of oxygen to get high.
Speaker 3 (29:22):
I've heard about it and one hundred people died.
Speaker 2 (29:25):
Yeah, that's just called suffocation.
Speaker 5 (29:27):
And filmed it. But like that's crazy. We know about
the tide pod challenge. Yeah, look delicious, but we're smart
enough to know.
Speaker 3 (29:38):
Not to try to.
Speaker 1 (29:39):
Eat laundry detergents.
Speaker 5 (29:41):
Yeah yeah, yep, yeah, not okay, just a little. At
least thirty five thousand kids went to the er for
that one.
Speaker 2 (29:49):
Well, stop making tide pods look so delicious.
Speaker 1 (29:52):
Oh humanity, Yeah, we get them.
Speaker 4 (29:54):
You don't feel any version of urge to know on
it a little bit.
Speaker 1 (29:59):
There's this guy, it's infny to think of his name, Darwin,
that he had an idea. Are we just we can
take ourselves out here?
Speaker 3 (30:05):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (30:05):
Please? Crazy, yes, please?
Speaker 4 (30:07):
Yeah, listen, we have to go somehow, And if I
have to go, buy my pod something really texturally satisfying,
and that's how I go.
Speaker 1 (30:14):
They are pretty.
Speaker 2 (30:16):
It looks like, you know, I want to chomp on one.
Speaker 1 (30:19):
Should make candy that looks like, I don't know, that's
bad idea. That would be a terrible idea, Michael, thank you,
By the way. A lot or they're outlawing candy looking
THHG stuff in Illinois. Yeah, because it looks like skittles
and kids or kids candy. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (30:31):
But also, is that really a problem.
Speaker 1 (30:33):
I don't think.
Speaker 2 (30:34):
You can't tell me that it is.
Speaker 4 (30:35):
I don't think so, because they're also trying to outlaw
THHC drinks because really it's competing with liquor.
Speaker 1 (30:40):
So well yeah, yeah, expand I know.
Speaker 5 (30:44):
The milk creat challenge, my personal favorite, stack up the
milk crazy, see if you can walk across them. I
still watch those videos at at least eight thousand er trips.
Speaker 3 (30:53):
But hey, thank you for your concussion bruises.
Speaker 2 (30:55):
And that's creating jobs for new doctors.
Speaker 4 (30:58):
Right.
Speaker 3 (30:59):
The fire challenge, I haven't seen this one.
Speaker 5 (31:03):
You put flammable liquid on your skin and then you
light it. Oh, that can't go bad. It's from serious burns,
you stupid idiot. Oh my god, Like that's so dumb.
Like we as a pyro, I was lighting something else
on fire, not me.
Speaker 1 (31:24):
We were throwing big gulps of gasoline into the burn barrel.
We weren't lighting ourselves on fire.
Speaker 4 (31:29):
I'm going to start the needles in your eyeballs challenge.
It's when you stick needles in your eyeballs.
Speaker 3 (31:35):
Please don't because it's gonna happen. It's gonna go viral too.
Speaker 5 (31:39):
And then finally the Benadrux challenge, risking death to get
high on cold meds.
Speaker 1 (31:43):
And I don't know that that's trend ever stopped. Yeah,
scisser sip and sippin desser. So here's the deal. If
you see stupid things on the internet that ring a
little bell like that seems kind of dumb, do something else. Okay,
unless it's the milk box challenge. I love that one.
Speaker 4 (32:04):
We got a radio show that we need to fill
with things to talk about, and if we don't have
anything to talk about, we won't have jobs.
Speaker 2 (32:11):
Go do the stupid things for us.
Speaker 5 (32:14):
Including now here's a bit only join us for fun
to the head. Right now, as we get those nerve
darts flying for John mullaney tickets, he's going to be
over at Wrigley.
Speaker 8 (32:27):
Hey, Hey, you did it, nice job twice today, Job
well done.
Speaker 5 (32:31):
John's going to be here with his comedy, comedy, comedy.
Speaker 1 (32:37):
I love John Mullaney's comedian. I love John Muloney's comedy.
I was so that I was good.
Speaker 3 (32:50):
I know it was so good.
Speaker 2 (32:52):
Cry it out.
Speaker 4 (32:54):
I know you did live on air too, people heard it.
Speaker 5 (33:01):
I know John Mullaney's going to do his comedy at
Wrigley Field on Saturday, July eleventh, twenty twenty six. We
have your tickets available if you play Fun to the
Head with us. Listen to the focus in my voice
right now. This is a trivia game. Do we need you.
You're gonna take one of us hostage and we're gonna
get shot with nerve darts eight four four ninety five
(33:23):
fifty Michael, what is that number.
Speaker 1 (33:25):
Eight for four ninety five. I'm gonna go take a
nap and now Fun to the Head on Rock Eddy
five five. Yeah, don't worry, they're using nerve weapons.
Speaker 3 (33:36):
Are we speaking with?
Speaker 6 (33:37):
MO?
Speaker 1 (33:40):
What?
Speaker 4 (33:40):
Mo?
Speaker 3 (33:41):
How you doing today?
Speaker 2 (33:44):
I'm great?
Speaker 1 (33:44):
How's it going?
Speaker 5 (33:45):
Thank you for completing the quad today, Mo, Marris, Maria
and Michael, and we're getting your tickets to see John
Mulaney over at Wrigley Field on Saturday July eleventh because
he's doing comedy and Mo, thanks for playing Fun to
(34:05):
the Head with us. It's trivia game where you answer questions,
take one of us hostage, and we get shot with
nerve darts, and you got to decide who you want
to take hostage.
Speaker 1 (34:14):
Moth having a.
Speaker 5 (34:19):
Strong day here, and I hope I don't mess this
up for you. So let's get it going. Are we ready?
Speaker 3 (34:24):
Yeah, let's go?
Speaker 2 (34:26):
All right?
Speaker 4 (34:27):
Mo? In the show Friends, what does Joey get stuck
on his head during Thanksgiving?
Speaker 3 (34:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (34:38):
And that would be correct one for one? One?
Speaker 4 (34:41):
I guess really, Joey was the stuffing in the movie planes, trains,
and automobiles. What holiday is Neil trying to get home for? Five?
Speaker 1 (34:59):
Four? I need your help on this one, man. I
got youa that'd be a Turkey Day Thanksgiving.
Speaker 2 (35:06):
And that would be also correct.
Speaker 5 (35:09):
Well done, okay, last one, man, and you got to
take us to see John mulady. All right.
Speaker 4 (35:17):
What football team always plays on Thanksgiving and has since
nineteen thirty four?
Speaker 1 (35:29):
Cowboys?
Speaker 2 (35:36):
Maris? Did you want to correct her?
Speaker 1 (35:37):
It's the Lions.
Speaker 4 (35:39):
Yeah, that stings too, I know, I know, all right?
Speaker 2 (35:45):
One more?
Speaker 3 (35:46):
I mean you only really had two options there?
Speaker 2 (35:47):
Well two more? Okay, all right, okay?
Speaker 4 (35:52):
The Butterball hotline appears in which political drama series.
Speaker 1 (36:00):
That I have no idea.
Speaker 2 (36:01):
I wouldn't know either. The West Wing, the west Wing.
That's what like? Do you think on Turkey they have
the East wing?
Speaker 1 (36:10):
That's funny?
Speaker 3 (36:10):
Actually, yeah, I don't think that's the thing. I could
be right.
Speaker 4 (36:14):
Our final question is that not a real thing?
Speaker 2 (36:17):
I thought that it was. Okay, Yes, this is the
final question.
Speaker 4 (36:23):
In Adam's Family Values, what character leads a rebellion in
a Thanksgiving play?
Speaker 1 (36:32):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (36:39):
Way, sorry, almost got away with it.
Speaker 5 (36:46):
But more importantly, we got you to tickets to see
John Mullaney overt Wrigley Field for the comedy that he's
going to do on Saturday, July eleventh. Mo, who are
you planning on taking with you?
Speaker 3 (37:00):
Oh? Very nice and bro I.
Speaker 5 (37:05):
Very good, Maria, and for everyone else looking to be
at this one, tickets are scarce.
Speaker 1 (37:10):
Yeah, it's scares. You can try a ticketm oat so
you can get them. You just got to pay out
the nose. Yeah, yeah, it's just gonna be a thing.
It's probably make more expensive as we get to the show, too.
Speaker 2 (37:20):
Exactly out the nose.
Speaker 1 (37:22):
Get your text in a f four fifty text time
coming up here in a little bit on Rock ninety
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You know it's not positive and uplifting those news headlines,
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Hit and run.
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I couldn't.
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Man charged with murder a two month old boy?
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Cool?
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What did the kid do to provoke it?
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You know? Man shot when dog jumps on bed, firing gun.
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Wow, that's awesome. I mean that's not awesome, but that's incredible.
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That's a man's best friend after all.
Speaker 4 (38:42):
And finally, mother killed bodies smuggled to Mexico.
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Sometimes you need a kidney.
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That's I want to research every one of these and
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What you call it? When you think a sick chick
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Speaker 1 (39:28):
You want to know what's going on around town this weekend?
Speaker 3 (39:30):
Yes? Please?
Speaker 2 (39:30):
What's a fun things?
Speaker 1 (39:32):
Let me tell you? Yes, luck and the season Tonight
Lamar's Volta at the Salt Shed Indoors be a great
show Tomorrow the big Gigantic AsSalt Shed Indoors Salt shedd. Yeah,
and it's about it for music that we care about
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this weekend, however, there's some sports Saturday, Blackhawks versus Toronto
maple Leaps Leafs at the United Center, WWE presents NXT
Live at the Aragon Ballroom. That's on Saturday nights. Nice
uh and Loyola Men's basketball versus Colorado State University on Sunday.
Speaker 4 (40:17):
Loyola, Loyola Loyola.
Speaker 1 (40:23):
You guys watching Practical Jokers. Yeah, you know sal Yeah,
he's going to be doing stand up at Chicago Theater
this week this weekend. Also Airy Spears at the Chicago Improv.
Speaker 3 (40:31):
Oh, that's gonna be a fun show.
Speaker 1 (40:33):
Yeah. And then the Field Museum is doing something interesting
a twenty one plus event tonight Eras after Dark, a
Field Museum homecoming, where guests can explore themed lounges, enjoy cocktails,
and celebrate nostalgia through the decades.
Speaker 2 (40:46):
What I'm going to go?
Speaker 1 (40:48):
How are we not at that?
Speaker 4 (40:49):
Yeah? What?
Speaker 1 (40:50):
We love the Field Museum.
Speaker 2 (40:52):
I just know about it. I would I'd be going.
Speaker 1 (40:54):
I could go wander the Field Museum, I know, and drink.
Speaker 5 (40:57):
There's there's a lot to really try to capture when
you get over there, because there's so many rooms and
places and nooks and crannies and fossils and everything.
Speaker 1 (41:05):
Find me under the t Rex just hammered and singing.
That would be a lot of fun though. So yeah,
lots of fun stuff going on around town this weekend.
I can find out more about it at Rock nine
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Speaker 2 (41:17):
I'd call it Booze for sues.
Speaker 4 (41:19):
It's Loyola, loyal Ola Ola and a in there where
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I'm gonna it's progressing. You're John Malawi ing this right.
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Oh my god, now I'm questioning everything. Ned Alerd, it's
time to dart out, Nerd. I got beef.
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It's not with Star Wars clothing brand that I love
so much. Just learn how to pronounce yesterday homage. Yes,
you ever see those shirts with the little H on
the left sleeve? No soft, it's so soft right now?
I got one on, it says the because they trapped me.
(42:04):
They got me so good. They did a Star Wars
drop with the NFL, and what do I love?
Speaker 3 (42:10):
Star Wars and football?
Speaker 5 (42:12):
And then on top of that, they had Mando on
with the Lions, my favorite team specifically had to buy
the shirt.
Speaker 7 (42:20):
And then I went in and got the free shipping,
so I got the shirt I got.
Speaker 1 (42:23):
On today for.
Speaker 3 (42:26):
Ohio State. And then what do they do next?
Speaker 5 (42:31):
They do an NFL drop with the teenage mutant Ninja Turtles.
Speaker 2 (42:35):
Oh.
Speaker 5 (42:37):
And it's the hardest decision I've had to make in
my life because they did Ninja Turtle drop a while
ago of course, I got all four turtles.
Speaker 3 (42:45):
Now I got thirty two options. I might actually bear
buy a Chicago Bear shirt.
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It's the Michaelangelo on the bear of shirt.
Speaker 4 (42:53):
This is the hardest decision you've ever made in your life.
Speaker 3 (42:56):
It's difficult.
Speaker 4 (42:57):
Okay, heard of Sophie's choice to get ready for me.
Speaker 2 (43:00):
There is this decision.
Speaker 5 (43:01):
Look, I'm gonna need them to stop taking advantage of
the nerds right now. Like all of their gear is amazing.
They got their Christmas line up with the Simpsons, Star Wars, Muppets,
Disney Home Alone.
Speaker 3 (43:15):
Like stop it, Homage, Like stop it.
Speaker 5 (43:17):
You already got enough of my money, and now you're
gonna get more.
Speaker 1 (43:20):
These do look like soft, comfortable shirts.
Speaker 3 (43:22):
You got to feel this.
Speaker 1 (43:23):
I will come over and feel you're.
Speaker 2 (43:26):
Really paying homage to this brand.
Speaker 3 (43:30):
I'm so mad. My pockets are gonna be like for Christmas,
and I'm buying it for myself. I'm not even buying
it for other people.
Speaker 2 (43:35):
I just gotta have pockets because you buy men's.
Speaker 4 (43:38):
Clothing, thank you, But I don't get pockets.
Speaker 1 (43:44):
Maybe if you ask homage nicely, they'll take care.
Speaker 2 (43:47):
Of you because we have that meat pocket.
Speaker 5 (43:49):
They're like, what there Okay, while I continue to browse
this website and see more things that I'm gonna buy
for myself, we're going to get you closer to that
key word from Rocky so you actually have the money,
you know, a thousand dollars with the next keyword on
Rock ninety five five.
Speaker 1 (44:16):
When I asked what they were going to do in
their drummer situation, Mike McCready from Pearl Jam said, I
don't know. We're kind of looking around, so it doesn't
seem like a super you know, important thing that's going
on right now. Maybe they're going to take some time
off the road, but you know, if you're a drummer,
send your stuff over to the Pearl Jam Rock ninety
five five, Chicago's Rock Stage in the morning match but
is on air drumming count Yes, sure, fantastic.
Speaker 4 (44:38):
There's a rock paper scissors hack. I want to try
it on both of you guys first. Okay, okay, you
can't look, you don't look.
Speaker 1 (44:43):
Okay, I'm not looking there, all right, cover rock paper scissors. Shoot,
rock paper scissor.
Speaker 5 (44:51):
Okay, all right, all right, all right, this is as
a way to win leg.
Speaker 1 (44:59):
Says shoot, and then rock paper scissors shoot, did I
get your hack, because this is how I do rock
paper scissors?
Speaker 3 (45:06):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (45:06):
Is it going paper all the time?
Speaker 2 (45:07):
Going paper first?
Speaker 1 (45:08):
Interesting? Okay?
Speaker 4 (45:09):
What so a team in Australia I had people play
fifteen thousand rounds of rock paper scissors against a computer
and it scanned their brains to see how they made decisions.
Speaker 2 (45:22):
And it found that we choose to.
Speaker 4 (45:24):
Pick rock the most interesting, then paper, then scissors.
Speaker 2 (45:30):
So you're you're supposed to.
Speaker 4 (45:34):
Pick paper obviously first because people are picking rock typically first.
Speaker 1 (45:38):
But that's not didn't work with you, guys. Oh wow,
it's worth a shot.
Speaker 3 (45:42):
Shoo. We proved it wrong our own little stuff. It
goes that hack.
Speaker 1 (45:45):
Yeah, if you could pull a random person in the
room right now and try it on that actually, but
this says, okay, okay, no, I'm just bad at doing things.
Speaker 4 (45:53):
If you tie the first round, try to forget what
happened and just be random with your next choice.
Speaker 1 (46:00):
Oh.
Speaker 4 (46:00):
Interesting, you're more likely to lose if you base it
on what happened in the first round.
Speaker 5 (46:04):
Yeah, there's a little psychology behind picks. And I used
to be able to just crank this out and just
can roll down people playing.
Speaker 1 (46:11):
Rock paper scissors, and I forgot and.
Speaker 5 (46:14):
Like if I, if I, if I sit and play
long enough, I can probably remember it again. But there's
a little psychology behind it.
Speaker 4 (46:20):
I'm just so competitive. And when I was a kid,
I was even more competitive. I used to take rock
paper scissors, so seriously thumb wars.
Speaker 1 (46:28):
Also, I got long thumbs.
Speaker 2 (46:32):
I was really good at a thumb.
Speaker 4 (46:33):
How agility, How I'm little so a I can sneak
out from underneath pretty well.
Speaker 3 (46:41):
Okay, but how would you think somebody used to.
Speaker 2 (46:45):
Do the wrap around and get them down?
Speaker 4 (46:47):
You try?
Speaker 1 (46:48):
Well, yeah, there's no way you're wrapping Maris's thumb. Look
at that. Yeah, I don't know if that.
Speaker 2 (46:52):
Hold on, let's do this.
Speaker 1 (46:53):
I get it, okay, let's all right, all right, we
got audio.
Speaker 6 (47:00):
Four.
Speaker 1 (47:02):
All right, they're going in masses and I'm done. But goddamn,
lookout them.
Speaker 3 (47:15):
They look regular.
Speaker 1 (47:16):
Yeah, they do look nice.
Speaker 2 (47:19):
Right.
Speaker 1 (47:19):
It was the knife he had under his nail. They
got booby shot.
Speaker 2 (47:26):
You got those boobies in a trap.
Speaker 1 (47:27):
Try this with people you work with, you the in
the you know, automotive, wherever you're working, try try the
paper OxyS or go paper first always and see if
it works, and if it does, start betting on. It's
been a long week and I'm getting through.
Speaker 5 (47:40):
I figured out how to say John MULLENIU, and I'm
proud of myself.
Speaker 2 (47:43):
It's literally been a short week.
Speaker 3 (47:46):
He also has been a short week. Homage.
Speaker 5 (47:50):
Yeah that was yes, but yeah, damn it, damn here
we go, here we go.
Speaker 2 (47:57):
The word both are correct for the brand. It's homage.
Speaker 5 (48:00):
So let's just hear from the people. Let's talk to them.
Speaker 1 (48:05):
You can always text us a four four, nine, five, five,
ninety five fifty. Let's head over to the seven oh
eight to kick us off. I appreciate you guys and
love listening to your show and the whole crew all day.
It starts my day, keeps me going, and ends my
day every day. The station is the best there is.
It can't get any better. Rock ninety five five Rocks.
(48:25):
Your check is in the mail. Whomever sent that say
you so much from the seven eight five. I don't
know where that one's from. It says clearly thirty percent
of people are having eye rolling sex. Yesterday we did
a little study. Seventy percent of people would rather go
to a concert than have sex. This person saying that
you should have better sex. I agree, yes, I also
(48:49):
agree with that. I think everybody would agree that would
like to have better sex.
Speaker 2 (48:53):
Yeah, if it's good.
Speaker 1 (48:54):
It's my favorite thing to do. And no concert's coming
close if not, find me in the moss Pit from
the eight one to five. Good morning mosh Pit, the
baddest rock station crew in the universe. Lots of love today, Michael,
I have a Friday joke for you. I always love
the jokes. Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road?
This is a good one. Why it got stuck in
(49:19):
the crack? Guys?
Speaker 8 (49:20):
You rock?
Speaker 1 (49:21):
Love you guys.
Speaker 2 (49:22):
That's good, It's fun.
Speaker 1 (49:23):
I like it. From the three one two. Finally, bull
riding and pies. What a morning for you guys so far?
Thank you. We're talking pies and bulle pie homage.
Speaker 4 (49:37):
I'd like to get a live pie from a bull
and I think that that's better than a concert.
Speaker 1 (49:42):
John Maloney, Maloney, it's been quite a day, Malawi. Oh
do we get to do? Do we get some some
love next? Some ataboys? Maybe maybe instead of a pizza
party on.
Speaker 4 (49:54):
This you guys deserve it this week, come on find Actually,
I'd prefer the pizza can you order. I have quite
literally never offered pizza.
Speaker 1 (50:05):
Can we get it?
Speaker 4 (50:06):
No?
Speaker 1 (50:06):
We do both? Can you call? No?
Speaker 3 (50:09):
What about on the app?
Speaker 4 (50:10):
No?
Speaker 1 (50:13):
I'm ordering Dominoes right, thank you, min.
Speaker 2 (50:16):
Not the pizza, though, I was gonna show.
Speaker 1 (50:19):
Up yes.
Speaker 5 (50:24):
Time.
Speaker 3 (50:24):
Did you get the Domino's ordering?
Speaker 2 (50:26):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (50:26):
I did? Okay, when's it gonna be here? I'm sweat
right now. I'm watching the tracker? All right? Cool, got
the sauces coming to.
Speaker 4 (50:34):
Good You know what, Michael, you do the pizza and
you paid for it too, Okay, and I'll do the
animal Okay, okay, go yeah.
Speaker 2 (50:44):
Would you like to kick off some out of voice?
Speaker 1 (50:46):
All right?
Speaker 2 (50:47):
What is your favorite.
Speaker 3 (50:48):
Moment this week?
Speaker 5 (50:50):
I couldn't say a specific celebrities very easy, name John,
the Lady is gonna be at Bigley bringing the comedy fame, The.
Speaker 8 (51:03):
Boy mars It's fair, the hell holy, and the boy marries.
Speaker 2 (51:12):
It's fair hell, hokey.
Speaker 1 (51:16):
Wish this was a pizza party. Slices in the air,
drimp and cheese and good byes everybody everywhere. Slices here, damn.
Speaker 8 (51:28):
It, boy bike, it's fair.
Speaker 4 (51:41):
Hell. When that little throat tickles because a cough, perfect attendance, dreams.
Speaker 2 (51:48):
Become a scarf for a day in the corp of.
Speaker 4 (51:52):
Tiggy doing from the Trump The best part of this week.
Speaker 2 (51:55):
It's my day off, Gorry.
Speaker 3 (52:00):
It's been a hell.
Speaker 5 (52:03):
Only it's been helloly.
Speaker 1 (52:10):
Can you realize you only worked three days this week?
Speaker 4 (52:13):
Right?
Speaker 5 (52:13):
Yeah, boy, she ain't ever gonna stop.
Speaker 3 (52:19):
There's a perfect attendance record. We'll try next year.
Speaker 8 (52:24):
Yeah, it's been a Hello.
Speaker 5 (52:30):
We on the morning.
Speaker 4 (52:35):
It has been a hell holy wow, a mess today
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