January 17, 2025 • 46 mins
On a Rock 95.5 Thirstday, and we’re celebrating like true rock stars—with Kool-Aid for breakfast!
Because nothing says "party" like sugar and questionable life choices.
Love is blind because an A.I.-generated Brad Pitt scammer just bagged $850K from a woman online.
Pineapple pizza is back in the drama spotlight. A pizza joint dared to charge $100 for pineapple as a topping.
Dave Grohl spends his birthday cooking for displaced Wildfire Victims from Los Angeles.
Downtown Chicago’s getting a glow-up with Culture Stadium—think riverwalk farmers markets and floating theaters.
Grab a Kool-Aid and hit play—this episode is juicy.
Because nothing says "party" like sugar and questionable life choices.
Love is blind because an A.I.-generated Brad Pitt scammer just bagged $850K from a woman online.
Pineapple pizza is back in the drama spotlight. A pizza joint dared to charge $100 for pineapple as a topping.
Dave Grohl spends his birthday cooking for displaced Wildfire Victims from Los Angeles.
Downtown Chicago’s getting a glow-up with Culture Stadium—think riverwalk farmers markets and floating theaters.
Grab a Kool-Aid and hit play—this episode is juicy.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Man, I only ever made it. Two doors down.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
It's the morning Mash been on Rock ninety five to five.
My name's Maria.
Speaker 3 (00:07):
Palmer, I'm Maris, I'm Michael.
Speaker 4 (00:10):
And they told you to go back home, didn't they?
Speaker 1 (00:14):
Yeah, you need to go back. Two doors down they
were like, hey kid, your mom called, it's past your bedtime.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
And I was like, it's seven thirty and they're like,
you're on a morning show now, and they were.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
Right, Oh, what a day?
Speaker 3 (00:30):
Are you gonna be? Okay?
Speaker 1 (00:32):
No, I've never been okay, but that's it. I've been
funny though.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
That's consistent.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
Yes, we trade out mental health for humor.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
Oh for sure. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (00:41):
If we can laugh through it, it's okay, makes everything fine.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
It is today on this come on day? That is
it a Thursday? What's going on right now?
Speaker 2 (00:51):
I don't know how dare you say the word Thursday?
Speaker 3 (00:54):
First day.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
On Chicago's rock station and you're going to throw slurs
like Thursday around.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
This is ridiculous.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
Yeah, he's got to be there.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
We do have some thirstday news we'll be sharing next week.
Speaker 4 (01:13):
Like like, okay, I guess we're gonna share it next week.
I won't anything else I have heard a little mouse
tell me something.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
We have to be careful telling you things.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
You can speak to mice.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
You're just bringing this up now casually, Cinderella, Michael does
need you address?
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Yes, okay, very good.
Speaker 5 (01:39):
On the show today Chicago Wolf Tickets there in double
dose of Action this Saturday, Hot Wheels, Monster Truck Live,
Coheed and Cambria and taking back Sunday and on the way,
we don't want to get you ready for that.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
Pat McGahn and give away always. You know he's going
to come out and come and hang with us in
the studio.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Oh hell yeah, yes, well Bill, No, no, no, this
is all wrong.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
It's rock ninety five five Thursday, but we're not out
at a bar.
Speaker 6 (02:17):
It's wrong ninety five five Thursday soon, but we're not
Pat at a bar. That's changing the best way to
enjoyed there stating the correction my listening hen your bar,
very nice. Gotta tell you one, we think depending on
what you barner a drink.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Since tomorrow's my birthday, I would like nothing more than
for you to drink my kool Aid drink. The kool
Aid drink it drinks Coolid drink it Mares bears, toss
it back.
Speaker 5 (02:45):
What flavor kool Aid is it though, Harry? Thank you? No, no,
no purple, thank you.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
Yes, cool Aid is colors you want to know about.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
You don't drink great and they almost taste like grapes.
Do you think this tastes like the color of purple?
Speaker 3 (03:05):
Yeah, it tastes more like purple than grape. I tell
you what. It doesn't taste like red three? Oh yeah, yeah,
you hear about that?
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Yeah, that got banned yesterday.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
Did you know?
Speaker 4 (03:13):
My wife was telling me, because she's in the beauty
industry that years ago they banned that in hair products
and makeup because it was so bad for you.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
We're like, you know what we're gonna do. We're gonna
put in food. We've got all this extra red three.
Let's put it somewhere. I like it. America?
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Are cancer rates so high?
Speaker 3 (03:29):
Oh? Wait?
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Every ingredient in all of our favorite foods is a carcinogen.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
Fuck crazy, absolutely terrible. Hopefully that gets better, not terrible.
Speaker 5 (03:37):
We've got Pat mcgantickets for you day. He's gonna be
here Saturday, January twenty fifth at the Chicago Theater and
we want to call her ten to go eight four
four nine five ninety five fifty all thanks to our
friends out Back Presents. Looking forward to a weekend of
laughs or a day of laughs.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
I should say, if it's good, it'll be a whole weekend.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
I was gonna say, you'll be laughing all weekend because
you go to the show and then the next day
you quote lines from the show with your friends.
Speaker 5 (04:04):
That's exactly it. I said it right the first time.
Pat McGahn Callerton eight four four ninety five to five.
Are we speaking with Mark?
Speaker 3 (04:15):
How are you doing? Welcome to the mosh pit?
Speaker 1 (04:19):
Great name for the mosh pit too, absolutely.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Mark, with Maris and Maria and Michael, you fit right in.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
Fit way too perfect. My man, you're going to see
Pat McGann.
Speaker 5 (04:34):
You're going to be at the Chicago Theater on January
twenty fifth.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
Who you gonna take with you for this night of laughs?
Probably not what you go as you.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Should, nice little dates, yes your wife. Don't take your mistress,
or at least don't say it on the radio.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
No extra trouble needed, Mark, you are all set.
Speaker 5 (04:57):
Everyone else going over to ticketmaster dot com get those tickets,
because you know what I don't want to do. I
don't want to hear you crying about missing Pat McGahn.
I don't want to hear that. All thanks to our
friends out Back Presents.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Thanks Mark, you really left a mark on this phone call.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
It is remarkable. So do you want to talk about it?
Speaker 3 (05:21):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (05:21):
You know, there's things that happen in the studio and
sometimes you hit the wrong button.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
Were we supposed to talk before Jimmy Eat World played?
Speaker 1 (05:28):
We sure were, and instead what happened this movie?
Speaker 3 (05:33):
We played a little.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Snippet from a little commercial that I was maybe had
just cut it dead.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
There's a thing that happen. You actually played part of
the commercial. That's hilarious. I didn't hear that part. Where
were you? I'm doing social media? My head on Instagram.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
Michael is constantly in Little World.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
Wow, there's so much you kids.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Are addicted to your phones.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
And kids from the youngest person in that's the joke.
Speaker 4 (06:05):
Wine thousand dollars After eight o'clock by listening for Rocky
the Rooster here on Rock ninety five five, Chicago's rock station,
The morning.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
Marsh Pit is on, Oh.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
You're going on a journey today, gentlemen. Yes, A fifty
three year old French woman was recently scammed out of
eight hundred and fifty five thousand dollars nearly a million
bucks woo by someone who used AI generated photos to
impersonate Brad Pitt.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
Okay, this story is insane.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
So in February twenty twenty three, she says someone who
claimed to be Pitt's mother what reached out to her
on Instagram, slid into those dms and introduced her to
her son, Brad.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
Love the concept Brad Pit would have his mother reaching out.
All you just need.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
To find yourself a good girl, Bradley, and then all
your problems be solved.
Speaker 4 (07:01):
First rule of scam clubs.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
So she was apparently skeptical at first couple of flags
going off about Brad Pitt's mom sliding into her DM's.
Speaker 3 (07:14):
But he had three ears because of the AI.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
But after receiving messages, poems, and AI generated photos and
videos from Brad, she said the scammer professed their love
and proposed she accepted divorced her husbands.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
A husband this entire time.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
Lucky him, I'm lucky.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
Also Luckily in her divorce, she received about seven hundred
and ninety eight thousand dollars in a settlement.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
So then the brad bit began asking for.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Money to pay customs fees on gifts like diamond rings,
and then he asked for money to help treat his
kidney cancer, and then get out of a buine when
he said his assets were due to his.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Divorce from Angelina Joe Lee.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
And so she's like, yeah, man, anything you need one
transaction she sent like one was sixty one thousand dollars.
Here's the issue, dear listener, These photos that she says,
we're so convincing. Obviously, AI that it's embarrassing.
Speaker 5 (08:25):
I think there's elementary student kids that can do better.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
It's what like it is so clearly photoshops.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
Sometimes his head is completely mismatched, like stize wise.
Speaker 4 (08:36):
As you know, Love is blind. She just thought she
was in it to win it. She's telling the girls,
she's like, Brad Pitt, Like, I don't think that's right,
ed Nun, She's like, it's Brad Pitt.
Speaker 3 (08:49):
I'm telling you.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
Curon lies the issue, Michael.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
If Love was truly blind, she wouldn't have needed the aio.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
Brad Pitch. Love's not blind, but it is obscuring.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
Anybody want to go to France for a quick trip.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
All I need is to call her, well, will she
send me ready to getix?
Speaker 3 (09:07):
Well?
Speaker 5 (09:07):
That part like eight that's more money than I could
ever think to have in my life, and she just coughed.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
It up to a stranger.
Speaker 4 (09:16):
You gotta be careful when you think about how good
Brad Pitt was at robbing a casino, you could get
scammed by him.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
I think, Wow, these scamming stories are always so strange
because people are like, oh, like, yes, you were kind
of dumb, but also we feel bad for you because.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
Clearly you were vulnerable and you needed someone to pay
attention to you. And that's definitely true.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
But also, and I don't mean this woman in particular,
I mean these people in general, very egotistical to think, ah, yes,
I will be the one that solves all of Brad
Pitt's problems. Of course, this is a feasible scenario I've
felt myself in.
Speaker 5 (09:51):
And like, the crazier part is, this is one instance
that we know of, and I'm assuming that they've gotten
away with this with other people.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
So watch out for scams out there. It's happening all
the time.
Speaker 4 (09:59):
Getting more free and coming up next, we're going to
tell you about a local.
Speaker 3 (10:02):
Store that I'm sure you go into.
Speaker 4 (10:04):
They're closing five of them and unlocking the deodorant.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
And when you are making love in an elevator, make
sure your partner is over the age of eighteen years
old and that you don't have to get legal guardianship
of her in order to dig her across state lines
and banger and then not grow up and then force
her to good an abortion, you know, like Stephen Tyler did.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
It's Rock ninety five foves Morning, Mashpin. I believe we
have some Walgreens to talk about.
Speaker 3 (10:27):
Awsome hard pivot there.
Speaker 4 (10:31):
There were some prescriptions at some point, I'm sure, probably
not from Walgreens.
Speaker 5 (10:35):
Now for Steven Tyler, Walgreens is closing stores all across
the country, with five South Side stores being closed in Bronzeville,
Little Village, Chicago, Lawn, South Shore, and South Chicago. Now,
thankfully those employees are going to be repositioned to different
Walgreens locations around the city.
Speaker 4 (10:56):
Do you have any prescriptions delivered? No, That's what I
started doing recently. I don't even go to Walgreens anymore.
Speaker 3 (11:02):
I should do that. They just want to rent your house.
It's awesome, you've.
Speaker 5 (11:05):
Never needed, like a quick deodorant or some lotion, or
just go to.
Speaker 3 (11:09):
A grocery store.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
Do you have to pay any extra fee for the
delivery for prescription?
Speaker 4 (11:12):
Maybe a buck or something. Okay, that's not terrible. It
saves me from going to the store.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
The amount of money that I spend on.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
Delivery things in this city during the winter, because going
outside to go get those objects feels literally impossible.
Speaker 4 (11:27):
Oh yeah, give me my drugs to my house. It's
too cold. I'm going to stay in here and just
melt into this couch.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
Also, I do not have my drugs, so I can't actually.
Speaker 7 (11:35):
Get up and leave theact house has two problems all
at the same time that could have a dysfunction. And
the odorant is not going to be unlocked at Walgreens
nod odorant.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
Which I believe is perfume for your time.
Speaker 5 (11:53):
Back in twenty twenty, twenty, twenty twenty and twenty twenty one,
they decided or they saw that there was an increase
in theft, so they decide they're going to lock up
the deodorant. Although this only became a deterrent and nobody
was buying deep odor at anymore because the last thing
I want to do is admit to the workers of
(12:13):
walgrains that I'm musty.
Speaker 3 (12:17):
Well, I'm unsure can I get the old spice or
the degree?
Speaker 5 (12:21):
And then they take their time. You hit the button,
they walk over, How can I help you? It's like
I smell bad. Let me get two of those right there.
So they hadn't officially said how they're going to be
unlocking the system, but they're going to make it a
lot easier to get access to those items in the future.
Speaker 4 (12:40):
The new district Attorney has made a new law changing
the theft for a felony from one thousand dollars to
three hundred dollars. So then the well go ahead. The
crime rate's going down, so they're starting unlock things again.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
Wait but if okay, so because they're making it a
felony for three hundred dollars, like.
Speaker 3 (12:59):
They're making stricter.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
Okay, you're saying, since the punishment is more strict than
the crime is going down?
Speaker 3 (13:04):
Yeah, fift crime is going down in Chicago.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
When did the law change?
Speaker 3 (13:08):
It was like a couple months. Well, the new district
attorney came in and Eleen O'Neill and changed it.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
Now I see any more stats.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
It's in a couple of months, and typically harsher punishments
don't actually.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
Correlate the crime going down, So I don't know, we
need more statistical data. It to be relicant.
Speaker 4 (13:26):
Shadows rock station text us Hey for four.
Speaker 3 (13:30):
Fifty Marris. Yeah. Pineapple pizza drama. Oh yeah.
Speaker 5 (13:34):
I especially want to hear from you about this pineapple
pizza drama because around.
Speaker 3 (13:39):
The room very quickly, I love pineapple on pizza. Agreed, Yes, okay, wow,
so there I love.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
We have a nuanced it's up in here.
Speaker 5 (13:49):
You guys want to order a pizza robra, we will
know there is a pizza restaurant in England charging an
extra one hundred dollars if you add pineapple to your pizza.
That's bloody stupid. He's very stupid. So regular dish, get
pepperoni on it. Fifteen bucks you add pineapple to it
with pepperoni, which is one of my favorites, is honestly
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one of my favorites, and the little green pepper.
Speaker 3 (14:12):
You got it.
Speaker 5 (14:14):
It's one hundred and fifteen bucks.
Speaker 8 (14:16):
Why And I was just like, there's no easier way
for you to tell me not to come to your restaurant.
But on the other side, I know a lot of
people feel very strongly about this pineapple on pizza issue here.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
Yeah, but what a good marketing stunt is what it is,
because that's why they're doing it, because we're talking about
it right now.
Speaker 3 (14:36):
True, well done, they really got us Okay for that?
Speaker 2 (14:40):
Great because otherwise, why are you shaming your customers for
how they like to enjoy their food?
Speaker 3 (14:45):
Right? And interesting? Yeah? What else do you like on pizza?
What's another thing? Oh geez, I'm just going to My
favorite pizza is just cheese pizza. Same. I love a
good garbage pizza. Everything on that, a little bit of everything.
Speaker 5 (14:59):
It was Beroni, Italian sausage, onion, and green pepper, mushroom,
black olives.
Speaker 3 (15:04):
I do like a supreme, just throw it all on there.
Speaker 5 (15:08):
But it's just one of those things where I understand
that this is a very hot topic and we all
have things that we like and don't like.
Speaker 3 (15:16):
But unless I invite you over and.
Speaker 5 (15:18):
Say, hey, what would you like on your pizza?
Speaker 3 (15:20):
Oh you don't like pineapple?
Speaker 5 (15:22):
Oh too bad, We're getting pineapple pizza, it is a
non argument text us.
Speaker 3 (15:26):
We want to hear four pro pineapple four against the pineapple.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
That's not the word to be fighting about pizza, pineapple
or not. We need to be fighting against the white pizza.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
That's ridiculous.
Speaker 5 (15:43):
I would like the Alfredo sauce pizza.
Speaker 3 (15:45):
Oh, no, I agree. Always has to be Marinera always.
What about the barbecue chicken pizza? Never barbecue, I'm just
gonna barbecue.
Speaker 4 (15:54):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (15:55):
What about a taco pizza? Oh, I do like a
to see sometimes.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
I've never had a taco pitza.
Speaker 3 (15:59):
Never pizza. It's exactly what you think it is.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
I don't know what it is.
Speaker 5 (16:06):
A lot of places do it differently. The best one
I've had they have salsa instead of the marina. They
put the cheese down, then they put the ground beef
on top with the lettuce, tomato and another sprinkle of
cheese on top. But it's fresh cheese, not the melta
cheese from the pizza.
Speaker 8 (16:22):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (16:22):
It is a lot, but I just can't believe like
white pizzas. I bet you think they're the best, like
I believe you probably like you think like white supremacy pizza.
Speaker 5 (16:36):
Absolutely. There's a Spicy Mama out in Elmhurst. Wow, Mama
Maria her pizza talking is called Spicy Mama.
Speaker 3 (16:51):
It is absolutely amazing. It's so ah so good.
Speaker 5 (17:00):
Yeah, on the way Coheat and Cambria taking Back Sunday.
Speaker 3 (17:07):
Do you want to win? Yes, the plug is on
the way on rock it up.
Speaker 5 (17:14):
Yep, Cohat in Cambria, we got you in us see
taking Back Sunday too. They're gonna be at the same
spot at Huntington Bank Pavilion at Northern Lee Island on Tuesday,
August nineteenth.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
Will you tell all your friends please make damn sure
this is a suffering again.
Speaker 5 (17:39):
The worst lyric rememberer in the world sitting right in
front of you.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
I've never on the right side. I'm the best lyric
remember in the world.
Speaker 2 (17:47):
So balance each other.
Speaker 5 (17:49):
Just five mail, We're going to be perfect and you're
gonna be all set with a pair of tickets eight
four four ninety five fifty collar tens going to see Coheed.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
But will you get through the five things?
Speaker 3 (18:02):
That's always the task?
Speaker 1 (18:03):
Right there, I'm going to make it so difficult.
Speaker 5 (18:05):
All play along too, All right, here we go five
things starting with an Ai.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
Poll oh boy, like stripper poles for robots models to well.
Speaker 5 (18:15):
Not quite a stripper pole, but do you realize that
not a lot of people realize that ninety nine percent
of the technology that they're utilizing is most.
Speaker 3 (18:24):
Likely using AI right now.
Speaker 5 (18:26):
And the crazier part about all of this is that
nobody likes her or they're speaking very foully of it,
even though they don't know how much is actually helping
them in that moment with the technology that they're using.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
I want an AI sex toy that learns what I like.
Speaker 3 (18:41):
Oh, that's coming today.
Speaker 5 (18:50):
On a glorious day in nineteen sixty six, the Chicago
Bulls became a team. Franchise was awarded to Chicago and
thus began the glory of the hotness it was the
nineties and not so much.
Speaker 3 (19:05):
So this day in nineteen sixty six. How cool is that? Yes,
absolutely insane.
Speaker 2 (19:10):
Bulls making them into a basketball team.
Speaker 1 (19:13):
Incredible considering the hooves.
Speaker 3 (19:17):
And wow going there. Squid Games to season two. Squid
Game Season.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
Two, Yes, I know, it is now the.
Speaker 5 (19:26):
Third most watched season on Netflix. They've only been shadowed
by still number one. Season one of Wednesday. Season of
the Season two, Part one had one hundred and fifty
two million views. Wednesday still the top seed at two
hundred and fifty two million views.
Speaker 2 (19:48):
I also was the top seed, and that's why I
was birthed on this planet. Now we all won that
bat top seed, top seed the Morning Pit.
Speaker 3 (19:59):
Very soon you'll be able to buy a case of
the Mondays.
Speaker 5 (20:02):
Coors Light made a mistake in an ad campaign where
they meant to say Mountain Cold refreshment, but they misspelled
refreshment fte R s H and they claim that they
were having a case of the Mondays, which has now
turned into you can now buy a Coors Light case
(20:24):
of the Mondays. It is a twelve of Monday Light
KURZM And no surprise to anybody, this is all going
to circle into the Super Bowl.
Speaker 3 (20:40):
The Nutmobile.
Speaker 5 (20:41):
We mentioned this earlier in the week that you can
drive the Planter's Nutmobile around the country if you have
a bachelor's degree in some form of communication.
Speaker 3 (20:50):
That week, we now know how much it pays.
Speaker 5 (20:53):
It's forty five thousand for a year to travel around
the country driving the Nutmobile, and you get to be
a part of the Pete Nutter Squad.
Speaker 2 (21:03):
Mighty Planters to be so freakin' for real right now
and realize that they're requiring a bachelor's degree for a
driving job. That's forty five thousand dollars a year.
Speaker 1 (21:15):
Get out of here, glad.
Speaker 3 (21:16):
I got that's agree. Oh my gosh.
Speaker 5 (21:20):
I do believe that they are going to be taken
care of the amenities as they travel around.
Speaker 3 (21:25):
I absolutely hope so, but.
Speaker 1 (21:26):
You think, but maybe that's probably not.
Speaker 5 (21:28):
That's five things, ladies and gentlemen, thank you. We did
it with a lot of what it looks like in
your brains.
Speaker 1 (21:36):
That's not fair. That's not fair.
Speaker 2 (21:38):
I think that we got the win because we knocked
you out before the music stopped.
Speaker 1 (21:44):
No, I think we win.
Speaker 5 (21:45):
I think we win a four four nine, ninety five fifty.
Speaker 3 (21:49):
Let us know who won five things. Actually, this is
a good competition.
Speaker 1 (21:52):
Yeah, I think.
Speaker 2 (21:53):
I think the rule should be that you have to
get it in in that music bed.
Speaker 3 (21:56):
Interesting get it? Yeah, yeah, but you know we went.
I went.
Speaker 1 (22:01):
I've decided go bulls.
Speaker 5 (22:03):
All right, So we have another amazing snow plow naming
competition here in Chicago, and we're gonna go through those
amazing names next in the morning, lash Pio and it's
thirst day.
Speaker 1 (22:15):
So how can we close the bar? Would it just opened?
It's wrong?
Speaker 6 (22:20):
Ninety five by Thursday soon. But we're not out of
a bar.
Speaker 1 (22:23):
That's changing.
Speaker 6 (22:24):
The best way to enjoyed theirs saying the correction my listening.
Speaker 1 (22:27):
In your bar, very nice. Gonna tell you one way thing.
Having on what you barnered I drank.
Speaker 2 (22:33):
Since tomorrow's my birthday, I would like nothing more than
for you to drink my kool Aid.
Speaker 1 (22:41):
Drink the kool Aid. Drink it. You're gonna like it.
Just open up, Michael, Yes, what do you got?
Speaker 4 (22:49):
Winterard's in full swing and the City of Chicago has
revealed its list for the finalist and its annual snow
plow naming contest is my favorite right here, Marris, I
didn't even know.
Speaker 3 (22:57):
I haven't been here a year yet. I didn't know
this was an annual thing. Yes, how fun.
Speaker 5 (23:00):
They've been doing it for three years and it's the
smartest thing that we've done in a long time.
Speaker 1 (23:04):
You've been plowing your mother for longer.
Speaker 4 (23:06):
That'd be a funny name, actually, Judy Mason the snowplows,
But then she'd be doing the plowing.
Speaker 1 (23:12):
You know, she's getting plowed and none doing the plowing.
Speaker 4 (23:16):
In the two previous contests, Missus O'Leary's Plow and skilling It.
Speaker 3 (23:22):
We're voted as the top names of twenty twenty three
and twenty twenty four.
Speaker 1 (23:25):
Do you get the skilling It?
Speaker 3 (23:26):
I don't.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
It's your new to.
Speaker 3 (23:27):
Chicago Tom Skilling. Oh okay, well yeah, okay, I just retire.
And then do you get the other one? Yes? This
the next one's my favorite. The runner up Marris.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
Do you want to go having clarified just in case.
Speaker 3 (23:38):
That's the woman who started a fire over there? Yes? Yeah,
I know. You just rolled right through it and just
say anything I know something.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
Yeah, no, no, no, I.
Speaker 3 (23:49):
Know, I know. The runner out for twenty twenty four
was my favorite, control Salt Delete.
Speaker 1 (23:54):
Oh that's good. Well, that is good.
Speaker 4 (23:57):
Among the finalists in twenty twenty five include the nicknames
pay homage to Chicago athletes are both past and present,
such as Oh no, okay, j O A K I
M is that Wakim Joe Joe Keem snow up there
we go okay, and then this one sucks. Oh I
feel bad for Angelies because it's not even clever. I
don't think snow Angel Reese.
Speaker 1 (24:17):
Oh that was it, okay, but it's snowy snow.
Speaker 3 (24:21):
Snow Angel did you see the light bulb at the
same time.
Speaker 4 (24:27):
Yeah, when you said it that way, the way it's
written is like snow and then on the next line
is angelry.
Speaker 3 (24:31):
So it messed with me a little bit.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
Greedy comprehension not great for radio people.
Speaker 3 (24:37):
Another one, this one's my favorite. Lala plowloosa.
Speaker 2 (24:40):
Okay, right, yeah, I like lala plowza.
Speaker 3 (24:44):
What about Buckingham plow tain plat.
Speaker 1 (24:47):
Plat flout plot for fountain, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (24:50):
Got it out. This is fun. What a fun contest?
Drift pizza Drive's good? No more, mister ice guy.
Speaker 1 (25:00):
Now we're okay.
Speaker 3 (25:00):
Boom boom plow stop.
Speaker 1 (25:03):
I like boom boom plow.
Speaker 3 (25:05):
I like that one.
Speaker 4 (25:06):
Oh fullest finalists will be up now on our social
media Instagram wherever you get your social media, we'll put.
Speaker 3 (25:11):
A link up.
Speaker 1 (25:12):
I would name a plow sponged.
Speaker 2 (25:15):
To get it to get it because because Sponge has
a song called PLoud.
Speaker 1 (25:21):
But if you change it, then it's a plow. That's
name sponge. And we have fun here on Rock.
Speaker 4 (25:30):
Nightlow, Chicago's rock station, The Morning Marsh Bit is on.
Speaker 1 (25:35):
I am Michael, I'm Maria Palmer.
Speaker 3 (25:38):
And I'm Maris.
Speaker 5 (25:43):
Oh god, I was coming to downtown Michael, Oh my
gosh talking about.
Speaker 4 (25:47):
So the idea is that since the pandemic, downtown hasn't
been quite the same. Right, even though it look pretty
good around Christmas at times, I was like, damn, there's
a lot of people down here.
Speaker 2 (25:55):
This year, I feel like was the first real year
that things kind of feel like they're coming back.
Speaker 4 (26:00):
Well, the city's talking about ways to reimagine downtown and
bring more people down there, right, Yeah, some of these
ideas are really cool. They want to use the river
a lot more. One of the one of the ideas
is to have a floating farmers market that floats up
and down the river, so anybody that lives downtown can
go catch the boat get their stuff. I love farmers markets.
(26:21):
I'm kind of a dork like that, So that sounds
really fun.
Speaker 5 (26:24):
Do I like this if it works like a water
tag exactly, so that you can just go up and
down the river while you're trying to browsing through. So
not as.
Speaker 2 (26:32):
Perfect, I know what, I don't drink too that we're
going to get all these new features downtown, and then
also we're gonna have to pay to even drive downtown.
Speaker 1 (26:40):
That awesome awesome.
Speaker 3 (26:42):
What else? Oh, this is cool floating stage.
Speaker 1 (26:46):
That's dope. I want to see a concert on the river.
Speaker 4 (26:48):
Well, they're saying they try to get bands to do residencies,
so like for two months out of the summer, six
shows total.
Speaker 3 (26:54):
You know, Billy Idle, Hey, Billy Idol works.
Speaker 1 (26:58):
Your brain was trying to get away from ilish.
Speaker 2 (27:01):
But I stayed in the eye zone.
Speaker 1 (27:04):
Is gonna do a residency on the Chicago River?
Speaker 4 (27:07):
I was actually thinking, we we didn't start the fire,
Billy Billy Joel.
Speaker 1 (27:12):
There you go, you can do it. How old is he?
Speaker 6 (27:16):
Now?
Speaker 5 (27:17):
You know, a little more local with the pumpkins, maybe yeah.
Speaker 3 (27:20):
Be super cool. Oh there you go. That's fall. That
would be maybe maybe there's three of them at once.
It's a nighttime show and it just floats like in
the area of the river. Oh my gosh.
Speaker 5 (27:29):
And honestly I like that because even though like you're
on the boat as the performance is happening, you set
it up so you're still getting a performance while you're
going down the river.
Speaker 3 (27:37):
So any of those shops.
Speaker 5 (27:39):
You sit down for a picnic, you're getting the experience.
Speaker 3 (27:42):
It's like a three sixty stage too, so you could
see all the way around.
Speaker 2 (27:45):
Imagine a keyboard, A spotlight comes down.
Speaker 1 (27:50):
Interesting, Oh suddenly you hear.
Speaker 3 (27:58):
I'm that resident.
Speaker 1 (28:00):
See I have one song.
Speaker 3 (28:02):
Lots of other stuff coming that they're trying to get
down to, very cool stuff. You can find it all
right now at Rock nine five five Chi dot com.
Speaker 5 (28:10):
I can't wait on all that and one thing. You
only have to wait a little bit longer for Chicago
Wolves tickets. Oh yeah, this is coming up right after
Pod within the Morning mosh Pit top me.
Speaker 3 (28:23):
Rock ninety five five.
Speaker 5 (28:25):
I got your plug for the Chicago Wolves versus the
Bakersfield Condors this weekend.
Speaker 3 (28:30):
At All State Arena.
Speaker 5 (28:32):
You getting in a double dose of the Wolves Saturday
and Sunday.
Speaker 3 (28:36):
Well sounds a Condor man.
Speaker 1 (28:37):
That's exactly what I was trying to think.
Speaker 3 (28:39):
This is getting Wait, it definitely gives bird. We got
your four pack for Saturday. That happens to be Superhero
Knife Fun.
Speaker 5 (28:53):
Make sure you show up early so you can get
your superhero cape and dress up with everyone else having fun.
All brought to you by camp Fire Marshmallows, wolf Man,
Condor Woman, Condor Woman, God Woman, and I'll be mister coyote.
Speaker 3 (29:12):
Yes for planes don't go in the grocery store. I'm
actually a villain avenging my coyote brethren.
Speaker 1 (29:20):
WO take him out with an anvil.
Speaker 3 (29:24):
Somebody at Marvel's writing right now. This is a good idea.
Speaker 5 (29:27):
Or the produce isle at Aldi. If you want to
go to see the Chicago Wolves.
Speaker 1 (29:35):
Ale, if it's veggiet tails, yeah, okay.
Speaker 5 (29:38):
The veggietails went right over my head. But the four
pagg of tickets can be yours Collar ten eight four
four nine five five ninety five fifty.
Speaker 1 (29:47):
You guys, one that produces you, both of you at.
Speaker 5 (29:51):
This point eight four four ninety five fifty collar ten.
Speaker 3 (29:55):
You're going to see the Wolves rock ninety five five are?
We're speaking with Rob? What up? Man? Rob? Can I
call you theft?
Speaker 1 (30:05):
Theft?
Speaker 3 (30:06):
Sure, wherever you want?
Speaker 2 (30:09):
I like bro Rober theft as I call him giving
up all the power today.
Speaker 1 (30:15):
Thank you. It's best to have me in power.
Speaker 2 (30:19):
Not because I'm good at it, but because it's dangerous
when I'm not.
Speaker 1 (30:26):
You can either hand it over willingly or I'll take it.
Speaker 3 (30:29):
But either way you.
Speaker 5 (30:33):
Take it, let's go theft.
Speaker 1 (30:43):
You really burgled that one?
Speaker 5 (30:46):
Well, good sir, you got the four pack of tickets
to the Chicago Wolves this Saturday.
Speaker 3 (30:51):
Then we are the morning Pit.
Speaker 5 (30:53):
That's right, and you two are my two Starbucks people.
Speaker 3 (30:58):
You guys so much.
Speaker 2 (30:59):
Well, it's convenient. I don't know that I'd like. I'm
not going out of my way for Starbucks. It's just
opening the building early enough for us.
Speaker 3 (31:06):
That's the point. You don't have to go out of
your way. Yeah, they did that the right way.
Speaker 5 (31:09):
They got five major changes to make things better coming
this year.
Speaker 3 (31:13):
They're simplifying them menu.
Speaker 5 (31:15):
One thing that they got rid of was the olive
oil infuse o lieto drink.
Speaker 3 (31:19):
I don't know the hell knows what that is good.
Speaker 5 (31:22):
And they also had energy drinks that they launched in
June and now they're dropping. They don't want people everything
energy drinking basically.
Speaker 4 (31:30):
Yeah, they're not getting rid of a white mocha? Are
they crazing?
Speaker 2 (31:35):
Just phrasing our boy Michael here gets a triple tall
wife mofa every morning.
Speaker 3 (31:41):
He's so good.
Speaker 5 (31:42):
Starbucks is also looking to return to their coffee house roots.
They're going to have a condiment bar and ceramic mugs
if you're going to be dining in store. They're opening
up to have more seating within the store, along with
handwritten names on your cups with the sharpies again, who cares?
Speaker 2 (32:00):
No, I want them to misspell my name. I haven't
been called Mario in so long.
Speaker 1 (32:03):
Really, Oh wow, someone's got to call me something wrong.
Speaker 3 (32:07):
Nobody ever seemed to get Maris right either. I like
going in and they're like your name, and I'm like, sodam.
They got to yell it out.
Speaker 5 (32:15):
They're doing all this to add a human touch to Starbucks.
They're also changing their pricing strategy. Starbucks will not be
raising prices in twenty twenty five, along with the elimination
of up charges for non dairy milks.
Speaker 1 (32:32):
All right, I like that.
Speaker 3 (32:33):
If you're a nut, there we go. Sorry it happened again.
Speaker 1 (32:39):
I like that little nut milk.
Speaker 5 (32:44):
They've got a redesigned drink distributing system. They have a
new machine called the Clover Vertica that just bruised a
cup of coffee right there once it's ordered, essentially so
they can.
Speaker 3 (32:54):
Handle what is the thing I have in my house
that does that? The CA cups? Sure? Good good. They
made it sound a lot in this article.
Speaker 2 (33:04):
Also, let's be so real with each other, Michael. We
can say things like Oh, that's just a criy girl.
Just coffee. We're not brewn hour coffee in the morning.
Sure we can grab on it.
Speaker 1 (33:14):
I'm still going.
Speaker 2 (33:15):
To go down to Starbucks and buy their curing coffee
because I'm going to like that someone else made it for.
Speaker 3 (33:20):
Me right here in the building.
Speaker 5 (33:22):
Yeah, very very easy all around. And then lastly, faster
service times. They are banking on four minutes or Lessay.
Speaker 4 (33:32):
Are you making fourteen dollars an hour plus tips?
Speaker 3 (33:35):
Time to work harder?
Speaker 2 (33:36):
That's exactly what I was just thinking. I don't need
that from Starbucks.
Speaker 3 (33:40):
I don't bring fast or anybody else.
Speaker 1 (33:42):
They're already fast and I don't They're already a version
of fast food coffee.
Speaker 3 (33:46):
Essentially, are your online orders on time when you get them?
Or is it kind of just all over? Okay?
Speaker 4 (33:51):
Since I got here when we were doing the Lori's
Children's Hospital, Yeah, or is it Lori Loori Loorie. There's
a Starbucks there where you can only or online. Yeah,
And it mess with me for a minute, there's nobody
taking orders.
Speaker 2 (34:03):
Well, I mean it makes sense in a hospital, you
don't want to have likes a person contact and contamination.
Speaker 3 (34:08):
Of the lower prices.
Speaker 5 (34:09):
Yeah, lower prices, faster service times, and a more homey
feel all at Starbucks and now and.
Speaker 2 (34:15):
We love a mermaid who spreads her tail just wide
open on a logo.
Speaker 9 (34:20):
It's really worked for them, man, And that was not
my cruise feminist anthem on Rock ninety five to five
women Women Women Mars.
Speaker 5 (34:34):
We can agree they we're all trying to hit some
kind of fitness goal.
Speaker 1 (34:38):
This my god, pizza mouth, sorry.
Speaker 5 (34:42):
That is a goal of all of ours. I want
to be able to walk up the stairs without getting
out of breast. I want my abs back there you go.
Speaker 4 (34:49):
I need to get this spare tire I got going
on around my waist off.
Speaker 2 (34:53):
But we're all beautiful, yes, and still worthy no matter.
Speaker 5 (34:57):
What, Yes, no matter what your goal. Find different ways
to mix it up. And there's some fitness trends to
be on the lookout for in twenty twenty five. My
personal favorite team sports and studio based workout activities.
Speaker 1 (35:09):
I would love to do a studio based workout activity. Gentlemen,
would you like to join my spin class?
Speaker 3 (35:16):
Can you imagine I picture you in like one of
those eighties workout videos we stretch girls?
Speaker 1 (35:26):
How have I not done like a DJ spin class.
Speaker 3 (35:29):
Oh that's a great idea.
Speaker 5 (35:30):
I see what you did.
Speaker 1 (35:30):
All right, go ahead.
Speaker 3 (35:31):
I need a softball league in my life like none. O.
You want to play softball, I'll play softball with you.
That would be so fun.
Speaker 5 (35:37):
In what time, Michael, I hardball league?
Speaker 3 (35:42):
Four hours? I have free on a Saturday. Don't ask
your thing.
Speaker 2 (35:45):
I want a hardball league where you just toss hardball
questions at people and say if they can answer them,
what were you thinking?
Speaker 3 (35:52):
That was not what I had on the top of
my head.
Speaker 5 (35:54):
But personal trainers are still very popular PENCI. People are
still going to them on a regular basis.
Speaker 2 (36:01):
Yeah, because they're sleeping with them.
Speaker 3 (36:03):
Tom Brady's wife, well ex wife.
Speaker 1 (36:06):
Well he was a jiu jitsu instructor.
Speaker 3 (36:08):
Okay, they did grapple. She was learning the arts.
Speaker 4 (36:12):
By the way, how does Tom not steering? So, honey,
I got this new trainer. We're gonna be grappling on
the ground, twisted up in each other all the time.
He is gorgeous.
Speaker 2 (36:21):
It was for the kids. She wasn't taking training from him,
she was taking other things from her.
Speaker 3 (36:28):
More people at the gym will be on ozempic.
Speaker 5 (36:30):
I don't know how you would point that out, but
I've track marks.
Speaker 3 (36:36):
Do you have to shoot ozimpic or do you take
it as a pill? Yeah, I think it's a shot.
Speaker 5 (36:41):
I'm not rich, but I've heard a lot of positive
things from ozempic.
Speaker 1 (36:47):
I know, I keep waiting for the shoe to.
Speaker 5 (36:49):
Drop, like the diabetes communities obviously seeing a lot of
good things from this, and then people just losing weight
from it in general, I can't complain about that one.
And then turning your work out into a game is
more popular, and this is where you got me back
in Yep. You get a switch controller, you get a
group of people around you, and then whatever the game is,
whether it's it's not Dance Dance Revolution, but it's uh,
(37:13):
they are.
Speaker 3 (37:14):
What a time?
Speaker 5 (37:14):
There's a game where it just tracks your emotions with everything,
but you're just essentially dancing around.
Speaker 3 (37:19):
To the Yeah something long. We have workout stuff. Yeah,
it's basically we work out. Thank you.
Speaker 2 (37:26):
There's an app I couldn't tell you what it's called,
but it's like a running app but it has audio
where you're in a zombie.
Speaker 1 (37:33):
Chase, so it helps you.
Speaker 3 (37:35):
That's fun. Like that.
Speaker 2 (37:36):
You have walking times where like no one's around then
it'll be like zombies, zombies on your six like like
start taking.
Speaker 3 (37:44):
Zombies.
Speaker 2 (37:46):
I'm terrified and I'm a big fun I'm thought that'd
be the hardest time I've ever been.
Speaker 1 (37:52):
Now consider happy but false? What a better world to
live in?
Speaker 2 (37:57):
It's the morning mashpit on Rock ninety five five.
Speaker 5 (37:59):
What we got to I heard something completely different about
to happen.
Speaker 1 (38:02):
But would you?
Speaker 3 (38:03):
Would you hear happy? But you didn't put that other
word in there, so that's on me.
Speaker 1 (38:12):
Happy but happy anyway.
Speaker 3 (38:15):
For Dave Girl's birthday, I like that he does this
on his birthdays.
Speaker 4 (38:17):
He spent his birthday offering first responders hearty meals of.
Speaker 3 (38:22):
Chili to help out and give back.
Speaker 2 (38:25):
Well, Dave Girl always offering his meat to those who
moan it.
Speaker 3 (38:31):
Kind of him kids, Wow, well done.
Speaker 5 (38:37):
I too want to try his barbecue though. It looks
really good.
Speaker 3 (38:41):
Like he knows how to smoke some meat.
Speaker 1 (38:43):
Maris would like some of Dave Girls meet.
Speaker 3 (38:45):
Have you seen it?
Speaker 1 (38:46):
Have I seen Dave Girl's meat? Not in person?
Speaker 3 (38:48):
A lot of people have.
Speaker 4 (38:50):
Yeah, we got your text time coming up next. You
want to get on the air, you want to you
got a shout out?
Speaker 3 (38:55):
You want to do text us, Hey four four.
Speaker 1 (39:00):
Man the bruiser summer are gonna be freezing in this weather.
Speaker 2 (39:04):
If only we had some booze to be able to
warm them up.
Speaker 6 (39:08):
It's wrop ninety five by Thursday soon, but we're not
counted up.
Speaker 3 (39:11):
Bar that's changing.
Speaker 6 (39:12):
The best way to enjoined theirs sitting in the correction
my listening can you're far very nice. Gotta tell you
what we think depending on what you Barner and I drank.
Speaker 2 (39:22):
Since tomorrow's my birthday, I would like nothing more than
for you to drink my kool aid.
Speaker 1 (39:29):
Drink the kool aid.
Speaker 5 (39:31):
Drink it purple kool Aid.
Speaker 1 (39:33):
Someone on Instagram said you spitting it, didn't you? My god,
you freaks would love that far too much.
Speaker 2 (39:40):
You would never spit in anything that you could drink
for free.
Speaker 3 (39:50):
It's time for the plug. Oh okay, that's we're working
on this. We're shopping.
Speaker 5 (39:57):
Now.
Speaker 3 (39:57):
You're gonna plugs. Yes, that four pack of took.
Speaker 5 (40:01):
Us to the Hot Wheels a must truckle bowing fire
going down in now Arena Saturday, January twenty fifth. Also
a show on the twenty sixth, but we have your
four pack for the twenty fifth to see Michael's favorite dumpster,
dunk Nut, Mega Rex, Tiger Shark, Bone Shaker, and Bigfoot
(40:21):
all also in the building with that transforming robot. I
don't think we're going to be able to keep Michael away.
Speaker 3 (40:28):
I'm gonna wear a tux sexy. You know as Cees
they got a robot that nooks and sounds just like
a human.
Speaker 2 (40:40):
Mature you in a tuxio walk laptop, I mean like.
Speaker 1 (40:46):
Type your offense.
Speaker 5 (40:50):
Oh my gosh, if you want to go to Hot
Wheels Monster Truck Live with Michael in a tux eight
four four ninety five fifty B, callar ten and you
are in click my mouse.
Speaker 1 (41:04):
Rock a TUXI then you get blocks. That's right.
Speaker 5 (41:10):
Rocky's also on the way here on Rock ninety five
to five and.
Speaker 1 (41:13):
Then them authentically sorry can come as you are.
Speaker 3 (41:17):
Congrats to Mike from Valfer Raizo.
Speaker 5 (41:20):
He's headed to Hot Wheels Monster Truck Live. And right
now we got some text messages.
Speaker 3 (41:29):
It's text time, that's right. You can always text us.
Get your thoughts.
Speaker 4 (41:33):
In right here into the studio eight four four ninety
five fifty not all the thoughts, any of them, send
us the weird ones.
Speaker 3 (41:41):
No, okay, you know what.
Speaker 1 (41:43):
Actually it's fine.
Speaker 3 (41:44):
You know what.
Speaker 1 (41:44):
Because Michael reads to stay far away from Oh.
Speaker 3 (41:47):
I read them out loud to her, I don't want you.
Speaker 4 (41:51):
From the six three oh the morning marsh Pitch should
be held at a bar every thirst Day in honor
of Thirst Day.
Speaker 2 (41:56):
A very interesting content and I dea that we will
have more to talk about on next week.
Speaker 4 (42:03):
From the seven eight, Hey, can you please give a
shout out to Steve Ryan.
Speaker 3 (42:07):
From Melrose, Yo? What of Steve Steeve Steve.
Speaker 5 (42:10):
They get some great chacos in Melos part Steeve Ryan.
Speaker 1 (42:13):
That's just two names.
Speaker 4 (42:15):
From the six three to oh, yes to oh. We
had the big pineapple pizza discussion earlier. Yes to pineapple
on the pizza, yep, with the right other toppings like barbecue,
chicken or meat lovers, And we did ask people to
give their opinion.
Speaker 3 (42:28):
We had seventeen yeses for pineapple and eight no's for pineapple. Okay,
you like the pineapple, Yeah, it's good.
Speaker 4 (42:35):
H And this one for Maria Oh No, I would
say the sixth to three or the seven.
Speaker 3 (42:39):
O eight, but this one's from Ireland.
Speaker 1 (42:41):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (42:42):
An Irish blessing for the birthday, girl?
Speaker 1 (42:44):
Is that your Irish accent?
Speaker 3 (42:46):
It's as good as I'm gonna do, very good. May
your thoughts be as glad it's your sham rocks. May
your heart be as light as a song. Wait, I
canna act like a lepre hunt each of your bright
happy hours? Wait? What may each day bring you happy hours?
Let's stay with you all you long. Happy birthday, Maria.
Speaker 1 (43:06):
I'm offended by the text. The text is absolutely lovely.
Thank you so much. Michael. What was that?
Speaker 3 (43:13):
What isn't Irish leprachon? Isn't that kind of the same thing?
No mean blucky charm? We apologize?
Speaker 4 (43:20):
No, come on, no want you to tell me that Spanish?
Speaker 3 (43:28):
Wait what Michael? What are your stell me next?
Speaker 4 (43:31):
That that's not an irin Irish uh accents?
Speaker 1 (43:36):
You're right, that was definitely not an Irish accent.
Speaker 3 (43:39):
I'm gonna work on it.
Speaker 1 (43:40):
Then, don't stop working on it. Just talk like a
normal human being, like who you are. You can just
tell me they're from Ireland.
Speaker 3 (43:50):
Son doesn't fly.
Speaker 1 (43:53):
It's actually only a Champagne supernova. It's from the Champagne
region of the universe.
Speaker 2 (43:58):
Otherwise it's just a sparkling stark elosion this morning, mash
bed on Rock ninety five to five.
Speaker 5 (44:03):
Gentlemen, you do that to me every single time.
Speaker 1 (44:06):
I like to do.
Speaker 3 (44:06):
Then the corporate shill.
Speaker 5 (44:11):
Before your birth there and you want to celebrate with
a chainsaw?
Speaker 3 (44:16):
Yeah? Do you want? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (44:19):
If you I just learned about champagne, that real champagne
only comes from champagne, and the corporate shill taught me
they its a lot about wine and champagne.
Speaker 2 (44:27):
Yes, the corporate shill would know the most about champagne.
Speaker 1 (44:30):
He probably traveled to the Champagne.
Speaker 2 (44:32):
Reads and of France just for a week and just
a little getaway with the wife.
Speaker 3 (44:36):
Actually, I think you did. That's what he was telling me.
Speaker 2 (44:38):
Car on saltines, just as a little snack, because that's.
Speaker 1 (44:42):
How he is. Fancy fight me, corporate shill. Let's go.
Speaker 5 (44:47):
I'm glad we have the nerf guns. Oh yes, we
are debuting fun to the head tomorrow. Can't be ready
for that is also fru. That's a weed whack, now
keep going. It's trying to get into the tree trunk.
(45:12):
There a little thicker.
Speaker 1 (45:14):
Yeah, I get into.
Speaker 3 (45:14):
That thick wood. Three c's My grandpa was a logger.
Speaker 4 (45:19):
Really, yeah, we help them cut down trees all the
time on our properties.
Speaker 2 (45:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (45:23):
Bet grandpa had a log he had seven kids, Yeah
he did.
Speaker 3 (45:29):
And there's this very little thing happening tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (45:31):
Oh, adequately sized thing, Maria's birthday. Oh no, that is
a little thing.
Speaker 3 (45:38):
What are you calling adequately sized?
Speaker 2 (45:39):
Well, I just don't think we should ever call anything
tiny or or little or small. Just on like the
shorter side of average, but still good enough.
Speaker 4 (45:49):
Big bang, though, You're like a tiny little bomb that
just devastates the country.
Speaker 3 (45:55):
Oh god, devastating A fun one.
Speaker 2 (46:02):
Okay, Michael's small yet big, zing and devastating the country.
Speaker 1 (46:07):
I'm rock ninety five to five.
Speaker 5 (46:08):
I'll also be here tomorrow for all of our celebrations.
It's going to be crazy, and I highly suggest you too.
Speaker 1 (46:16):
Now I'm slightly scared, you should be.
Speaker 2 (46:19):
I'm excited, but I also bully you guys so much,
and tomorrow would be a great opportunity for revenge.
Speaker 1 (46:26):
Can't it be fine?
Speaker 5 (46:27):
Right?
Speaker 3 (46:27):
No?
Speaker 5 (46:28):
Right?
Speaker 3 (46:28):
Absolutely not?
Speaker 1 (46:29):
No, Bodily Heart,
Man, I only ever made it. Two doors down.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
It's the morning Mash been on Rock ninety five to five.
My name's Maria.
Speaker 3 (00:07):
Palmer, I'm Maris, I'm Michael.
Speaker 4 (00:10):
And they told you to go back home, didn't they?
Speaker 1 (00:14):
Yeah, you need to go back. Two doors down they
were like, hey kid, your mom called, it's past your bedtime.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
And I was like, it's seven thirty and they're like,
you're on a morning show now, and they were.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
Right, Oh, what a day?
Speaker 3 (00:30):
Are you gonna be? Okay?
Speaker 1 (00:32):
No, I've never been okay, but that's it. I've been
funny though.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
That's consistent.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
Yes, we trade out mental health for humor.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
Oh for sure. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (00:41):
If we can laugh through it, it's okay, makes everything fine.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
It is today on this come on day? That is
it a Thursday? What's going on right now?
Speaker 2 (00:51):
I don't know how dare you say the word Thursday?
Speaker 3 (00:54):
First day.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
On Chicago's rock station and you're going to throw slurs
like Thursday around.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
This is ridiculous.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
Yeah, he's got to be there.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
We do have some thirstday news we'll be sharing next week.
Speaker 4 (01:13):
Like like, okay, I guess we're gonna share it next week.
I won't anything else I have heard a little mouse
tell me something.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
We have to be careful telling you things.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
You can speak to mice.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
You're just bringing this up now casually, Cinderella, Michael does
need you address?
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Yes, okay, very good.
Speaker 5 (01:39):
On the show today Chicago Wolf Tickets there in double
dose of Action this Saturday, Hot Wheels, Monster Truck Live,
Coheed and Cambria and taking back Sunday and on the way,
we don't want to get you ready for that.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
Pat McGahn and give away always. You know he's going
to come out and come and hang with us in
the studio.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Oh hell yeah, yes, well Bill, No, no, no, this
is all wrong.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
It's rock ninety five five Thursday, but we're not out
at a bar.
Speaker 6 (02:17):
It's wrong ninety five five Thursday soon, but we're not
Pat at a bar. That's changing the best way to
enjoyed there stating the correction my listening hen your bar,
very nice. Gotta tell you one, we think depending on
what you barner a drink.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Since tomorrow's my birthday, I would like nothing more than
for you to drink my kool Aid drink. The kool
Aid drink it drinks Coolid drink it Mares bears, toss
it back.
Speaker 5 (02:45):
What flavor kool Aid is it though, Harry? Thank you? No, no,
no purple, thank you.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
Yes, cool Aid is colors you want to know about.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
You don't drink great and they almost taste like grapes.
Do you think this tastes like the color of purple?
Speaker 3 (03:05):
Yeah, it tastes more like purple than grape. I tell
you what. It doesn't taste like red three? Oh yeah, yeah,
you hear about that?
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Yeah, that got banned yesterday.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
Did you know?
Speaker 4 (03:13):
My wife was telling me, because she's in the beauty
industry that years ago they banned that in hair products
and makeup because it was so bad for you.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
We're like, you know what we're gonna do. We're gonna
put in food. We've got all this extra red three.
Let's put it somewhere. I like it. America?
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Are cancer rates so high?
Speaker 3 (03:29):
Oh? Wait?
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Every ingredient in all of our favorite foods is a carcinogen.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
Fuck crazy, absolutely terrible. Hopefully that gets better, not terrible.
Speaker 5 (03:37):
We've got Pat mcgantickets for you day. He's gonna be
here Saturday, January twenty fifth at the Chicago Theater and
we want to call her ten to go eight four
four nine five ninety five fifty all thanks to our
friends out Back Presents. Looking forward to a weekend of
laughs or a day of laughs.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
I should say, if it's good, it'll be a whole weekend.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
I was gonna say, you'll be laughing all weekend because
you go to the show and then the next day
you quote lines from the show with your friends.
Speaker 5 (04:04):
That's exactly it. I said it right the first time.
Pat McGahn Callerton eight four four ninety five to five.
Are we speaking with Mark?
Speaker 3 (04:15):
How are you doing? Welcome to the mosh pit?
Speaker 1 (04:19):
Great name for the mosh pit too, absolutely.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Mark, with Maris and Maria and Michael, you fit right in.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
Fit way too perfect. My man, you're going to see
Pat McGann.
Speaker 5 (04:34):
You're going to be at the Chicago Theater on January
twenty fifth.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
Who you gonna take with you for this night of laughs?
Probably not what you go as you.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Should, nice little dates, yes your wife. Don't take your mistress,
or at least don't say it on the radio.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
No extra trouble needed, Mark, you are all set.
Speaker 5 (04:57):
Everyone else going over to ticketmaster dot com get those tickets,
because you know what I don't want to do. I
don't want to hear you crying about missing Pat McGahn.
I don't want to hear that. All thanks to our
friends out Back Presents.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Thanks Mark, you really left a mark on this phone call.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
It is remarkable. So do you want to talk about it?
Speaker 3 (05:21):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (05:21):
You know, there's things that happen in the studio and
sometimes you hit the wrong button.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
Were we supposed to talk before Jimmy Eat World played?
Speaker 1 (05:28):
We sure were, and instead what happened this movie?
Speaker 3 (05:33):
We played a little.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Snippet from a little commercial that I was maybe had
just cut it dead.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
There's a thing that happen. You actually played part of
the commercial. That's hilarious. I didn't hear that part. Where
were you? I'm doing social media? My head on Instagram.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
Michael is constantly in Little World.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
Wow, there's so much you kids.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Are addicted to your phones.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
And kids from the youngest person in that's the joke.
Speaker 4 (06:05):
Wine thousand dollars After eight o'clock by listening for Rocky
the Rooster here on Rock ninety five five, Chicago's rock station,
The morning.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
Marsh Pit is on, Oh.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
You're going on a journey today, gentlemen. Yes, A fifty
three year old French woman was recently scammed out of
eight hundred and fifty five thousand dollars nearly a million
bucks woo by someone who used AI generated photos to
impersonate Brad Pitt.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
Okay, this story is insane.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
So in February twenty twenty three, she says someone who
claimed to be Pitt's mother what reached out to her
on Instagram, slid into those dms and introduced her to
her son, Brad.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
Love the concept Brad Pit would have his mother reaching out.
All you just need.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
To find yourself a good girl, Bradley, and then all
your problems be solved.
Speaker 4 (07:01):
First rule of scam clubs.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
So she was apparently skeptical at first couple of flags
going off about Brad Pitt's mom sliding into her DM's.
Speaker 3 (07:14):
But he had three ears because of the AI.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
But after receiving messages, poems, and AI generated photos and
videos from Brad, she said the scammer professed their love
and proposed she accepted divorced her husbands.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
A husband this entire time.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
Lucky him, I'm lucky.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
Also Luckily in her divorce, she received about seven hundred
and ninety eight thousand dollars in a settlement.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
So then the brad bit began asking for.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Money to pay customs fees on gifts like diamond rings,
and then he asked for money to help treat his
kidney cancer, and then get out of a buine when
he said his assets were due to his.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Divorce from Angelina Joe Lee.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
And so she's like, yeah, man, anything you need one
transaction she sent like one was sixty one thousand dollars.
Here's the issue, dear listener, These photos that she says,
we're so convincing. Obviously, AI that it's embarrassing.
Speaker 5 (08:25):
I think there's elementary student kids that can do better.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
It's what like it is so clearly photoshops.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
Sometimes his head is completely mismatched, like stize wise.
Speaker 4 (08:36):
As you know, Love is blind. She just thought she
was in it to win it. She's telling the girls,
she's like, Brad Pitt, Like, I don't think that's right,
ed Nun, She's like, it's Brad Pitt.
Speaker 3 (08:49):
I'm telling you.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
Curon lies the issue, Michael.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
If Love was truly blind, she wouldn't have needed the aio.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
Brad Pitch. Love's not blind, but it is obscuring.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
Anybody want to go to France for a quick trip.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
All I need is to call her, well, will she
send me ready to getix?
Speaker 3 (09:07):
Well?
Speaker 5 (09:07):
That part like eight that's more money than I could
ever think to have in my life, and she just coughed.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
It up to a stranger.
Speaker 4 (09:16):
You gotta be careful when you think about how good
Brad Pitt was at robbing a casino, you could get
scammed by him.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
I think, Wow, these scamming stories are always so strange
because people are like, oh, like, yes, you were kind
of dumb, but also we feel bad for you because.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
Clearly you were vulnerable and you needed someone to pay
attention to you. And that's definitely true.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
But also, and I don't mean this woman in particular,
I mean these people in general, very egotistical to think, ah, yes,
I will be the one that solves all of Brad
Pitt's problems. Of course, this is a feasible scenario I've
felt myself in.
Speaker 5 (09:51):
And like, the crazier part is, this is one instance
that we know of, and I'm assuming that they've gotten
away with this with other people.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
So watch out for scams out there. It's happening all
the time.
Speaker 4 (09:59):
Getting more free and coming up next, we're going to
tell you about a local.
Speaker 3 (10:02):
Store that I'm sure you go into.
Speaker 4 (10:04):
They're closing five of them and unlocking the deodorant.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
And when you are making love in an elevator, make
sure your partner is over the age of eighteen years
old and that you don't have to get legal guardianship
of her in order to dig her across state lines
and banger and then not grow up and then force
her to good an abortion, you know, like Stephen Tyler did.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
It's Rock ninety five foves Morning, Mashpin. I believe we
have some Walgreens to talk about.
Speaker 3 (10:27):
Awsome hard pivot there.
Speaker 4 (10:31):
There were some prescriptions at some point, I'm sure, probably
not from Walgreens.
Speaker 5 (10:35):
Now for Steven Tyler, Walgreens is closing stores all across
the country, with five South Side stores being closed in Bronzeville,
Little Village, Chicago, Lawn, South Shore, and South Chicago. Now,
thankfully those employees are going to be repositioned to different
Walgreens locations around the city.
Speaker 4 (10:56):
Do you have any prescriptions delivered? No, That's what I
started doing recently. I don't even go to Walgreens anymore.
Speaker 3 (11:02):
I should do that. They just want to rent your house.
It's awesome, you've.
Speaker 5 (11:05):
Never needed, like a quick deodorant or some lotion, or
just go to.
Speaker 3 (11:09):
A grocery store.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
Do you have to pay any extra fee for the
delivery for prescription?
Speaker 4 (11:12):
Maybe a buck or something. Okay, that's not terrible. It
saves me from going to the store.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
The amount of money that I spend on.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
Delivery things in this city during the winter, because going
outside to go get those objects feels literally impossible.
Speaker 4 (11:27):
Oh yeah, give me my drugs to my house. It's
too cold. I'm going to stay in here and just
melt into this couch.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
Also, I do not have my drugs, so I can't actually.
Speaker 7 (11:35):
Get up and leave theact house has two problems all
at the same time that could have a dysfunction. And
the odorant is not going to be unlocked at Walgreens
nod odorant.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
Which I believe is perfume for your time.
Speaker 5 (11:53):
Back in twenty twenty, twenty, twenty twenty and twenty twenty one,
they decided or they saw that there was an increase
in theft, so they decide they're going to lock up
the deodorant. Although this only became a deterrent and nobody
was buying deep odor at anymore because the last thing
I want to do is admit to the workers of
(12:13):
walgrains that I'm musty.
Speaker 3 (12:17):
Well, I'm unsure can I get the old spice or
the degree?
Speaker 5 (12:21):
And then they take their time. You hit the button,
they walk over, How can I help you? It's like
I smell bad. Let me get two of those right there.
So they hadn't officially said how they're going to be
unlocking the system, but they're going to make it a
lot easier to get access to those items in the future.
Speaker 4 (12:40):
The new district Attorney has made a new law changing
the theft for a felony from one thousand dollars to
three hundred dollars. So then the well go ahead. The
crime rate's going down, so they're starting unlock things again.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
Wait but if okay, so because they're making it a
felony for three hundred dollars, like.
Speaker 3 (12:59):
They're making stricter.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
Okay, you're saying, since the punishment is more strict than
the crime is going down?
Speaker 3 (13:04):
Yeah, fift crime is going down in Chicago.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
When did the law change?
Speaker 3 (13:08):
It was like a couple months. Well, the new district
attorney came in and Eleen O'Neill and changed it.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
Now I see any more stats.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
It's in a couple of months, and typically harsher punishments
don't actually.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
Correlate the crime going down, So I don't know, we
need more statistical data. It to be relicant.
Speaker 4 (13:26):
Shadows rock station text us Hey for four.
Speaker 3 (13:30):
Fifty Marris. Yeah. Pineapple pizza drama. Oh yeah.
Speaker 5 (13:34):
I especially want to hear from you about this pineapple
pizza drama because around.
Speaker 3 (13:39):
The room very quickly, I love pineapple on pizza. Agreed, Yes, okay, wow,
so there I love.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
We have a nuanced it's up in here.
Speaker 5 (13:49):
You guys want to order a pizza robra, we will
know there is a pizza restaurant in England charging an
extra one hundred dollars if you add pineapple to your pizza.
That's bloody stupid. He's very stupid. So regular dish, get
pepperoni on it. Fifteen bucks you add pineapple to it
with pepperoni, which is one of my favorites, is honestly
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one of my favorites, and the little green pepper.
Speaker 3 (14:12):
You got it.
Speaker 5 (14:14):
It's one hundred and fifteen bucks.
Speaker 8 (14:16):
Why And I was just like, there's no easier way
for you to tell me not to come to your restaurant.
But on the other side, I know a lot of
people feel very strongly about this pineapple on pizza issue here.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
Yeah, but what a good marketing stunt is what it is,
because that's why they're doing it, because we're talking about
it right now.
Speaker 3 (14:36):
True, well done, they really got us Okay for that?
Speaker 2 (14:40):
Great because otherwise, why are you shaming your customers for
how they like to enjoy their food?
Speaker 3 (14:45):
Right? And interesting? Yeah? What else do you like on pizza?
What's another thing? Oh geez, I'm just going to My
favorite pizza is just cheese pizza. Same. I love a
good garbage pizza. Everything on that, a little bit of everything.
Speaker 5 (14:59):
It was Beroni, Italian sausage, onion, and green pepper, mushroom,
black olives.
Speaker 3 (15:04):
I do like a supreme, just throw it all on there.
Speaker 5 (15:08):
But it's just one of those things where I understand
that this is a very hot topic and we all
have things that we like and don't like.
Speaker 3 (15:16):
But unless I invite you over and.
Speaker 5 (15:18):
Say, hey, what would you like on your pizza?
Speaker 3 (15:20):
Oh you don't like pineapple?
Speaker 5 (15:22):
Oh too bad, We're getting pineapple pizza, it is a
non argument text us.
Speaker 3 (15:26):
We want to hear four pro pineapple four against the pineapple.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
That's not the word to be fighting about pizza, pineapple
or not. We need to be fighting against the white pizza.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
That's ridiculous.
Speaker 5 (15:43):
I would like the Alfredo sauce pizza.
Speaker 3 (15:45):
Oh, no, I agree. Always has to be Marinera always.
What about the barbecue chicken pizza? Never barbecue, I'm just
gonna barbecue.
Speaker 4 (15:54):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (15:55):
What about a taco pizza? Oh, I do like a
to see sometimes.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
I've never had a taco pitza.
Speaker 3 (15:59):
Never pizza. It's exactly what you think it is.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
I don't know what it is.
Speaker 5 (16:06):
A lot of places do it differently. The best one
I've had they have salsa instead of the marina. They
put the cheese down, then they put the ground beef
on top with the lettuce, tomato and another sprinkle of
cheese on top. But it's fresh cheese, not the melta
cheese from the pizza.
Speaker 8 (16:22):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (16:22):
It is a lot, but I just can't believe like
white pizzas. I bet you think they're the best, like
I believe you probably like you think like white supremacy pizza.
Speaker 5 (16:36):
Absolutely. There's a Spicy Mama out in Elmhurst. Wow, Mama
Maria her pizza talking is called Spicy Mama.
Speaker 3 (16:51):
It is absolutely amazing. It's so ah so good.
Speaker 5 (17:00):
Yeah, on the way Coheat and Cambria taking Back Sunday.
Speaker 3 (17:07):
Do you want to win? Yes, the plug is on
the way on rock it up.
Speaker 5 (17:14):
Yep, Cohat in Cambria, we got you in us see
taking Back Sunday too. They're gonna be at the same
spot at Huntington Bank Pavilion at Northern Lee Island on Tuesday,
August nineteenth.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
Will you tell all your friends please make damn sure
this is a suffering again.
Speaker 5 (17:39):
The worst lyric rememberer in the world sitting right in
front of you.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
I've never on the right side. I'm the best lyric
remember in the world.
Speaker 2 (17:47):
So balance each other.
Speaker 5 (17:49):
Just five mail, We're going to be perfect and you're
gonna be all set with a pair of tickets eight
four four ninety five fifty collar tens going to see Coheed.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
But will you get through the five things?
Speaker 3 (18:02):
That's always the task?
Speaker 1 (18:03):
Right there, I'm going to make it so difficult.
Speaker 5 (18:05):
All play along too, All right, here we go five
things starting with an Ai.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
Poll oh boy, like stripper poles for robots models to well.
Speaker 5 (18:15):
Not quite a stripper pole, but do you realize that
not a lot of people realize that ninety nine percent
of the technology that they're utilizing is most.
Speaker 3 (18:24):
Likely using AI right now.
Speaker 5 (18:26):
And the crazier part about all of this is that
nobody likes her or they're speaking very foully of it,
even though they don't know how much is actually helping
them in that moment with the technology that they're using.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
I want an AI sex toy that learns what I like.
Speaker 3 (18:41):
Oh, that's coming today.
Speaker 5 (18:50):
On a glorious day in nineteen sixty six, the Chicago
Bulls became a team. Franchise was awarded to Chicago and
thus began the glory of the hotness it was the
nineties and not so much.
Speaker 3 (19:05):
So this day in nineteen sixty six. How cool is that? Yes,
absolutely insane.
Speaker 2 (19:10):
Bulls making them into a basketball team.
Speaker 1 (19:13):
Incredible considering the hooves.
Speaker 3 (19:17):
And wow going there. Squid Games to season two. Squid
Game Season.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
Two, Yes, I know, it is now the.
Speaker 5 (19:26):
Third most watched season on Netflix. They've only been shadowed
by still number one. Season one of Wednesday. Season of
the Season two, Part one had one hundred and fifty
two million views. Wednesday still the top seed at two
hundred and fifty two million views.
Speaker 2 (19:48):
I also was the top seed, and that's why I
was birthed on this planet. Now we all won that
bat top seed, top seed the Morning Pit.
Speaker 3 (19:59):
Very soon you'll be able to buy a case of
the Mondays.
Speaker 5 (20:02):
Coors Light made a mistake in an ad campaign where
they meant to say Mountain Cold refreshment, but they misspelled
refreshment fte R s H and they claim that they
were having a case of the Mondays, which has now
turned into you can now buy a Coors Light case
(20:24):
of the Mondays. It is a twelve of Monday Light
KURZM And no surprise to anybody, this is all going
to circle into the Super Bowl.
Speaker 3 (20:40):
The Nutmobile.
Speaker 5 (20:41):
We mentioned this earlier in the week that you can
drive the Planter's Nutmobile around the country if you have
a bachelor's degree in some form of communication.
Speaker 3 (20:50):
That week, we now know how much it pays.
Speaker 5 (20:53):
It's forty five thousand for a year to travel around
the country driving the Nutmobile, and you get to be
a part of the Pete Nutter Squad.
Speaker 2 (21:03):
Mighty Planters to be so freakin' for real right now
and realize that they're requiring a bachelor's degree for a
driving job. That's forty five thousand dollars a year.
Speaker 1 (21:15):
Get out of here, glad.
Speaker 3 (21:16):
I got that's agree. Oh my gosh.
Speaker 5 (21:20):
I do believe that they are going to be taken
care of the amenities as they travel around.
Speaker 3 (21:25):
I absolutely hope so, but.
Speaker 1 (21:26):
You think, but maybe that's probably not.
Speaker 5 (21:28):
That's five things, ladies and gentlemen, thank you. We did
it with a lot of what it looks like in
your brains.
Speaker 1 (21:36):
That's not fair. That's not fair.
Speaker 2 (21:38):
I think that we got the win because we knocked
you out before the music stopped.
Speaker 1 (21:44):
No, I think we win.
Speaker 5 (21:45):
I think we win a four four nine, ninety five fifty.
Speaker 3 (21:49):
Let us know who won five things. Actually, this is
a good competition.
Speaker 1 (21:52):
Yeah, I think.
Speaker 2 (21:53):
I think the rule should be that you have to
get it in in that music bed.
Speaker 3 (21:56):
Interesting get it? Yeah, yeah, but you know we went.
I went.
Speaker 1 (22:01):
I've decided go bulls.
Speaker 5 (22:03):
All right, So we have another amazing snow plow naming
competition here in Chicago, and we're gonna go through those
amazing names next in the morning, lash Pio and it's
thirst day.
Speaker 1 (22:15):
So how can we close the bar? Would it just opened?
It's wrong?
Speaker 6 (22:20):
Ninety five by Thursday soon. But we're not out of
a bar.
Speaker 1 (22:23):
That's changing.
Speaker 6 (22:24):
The best way to enjoyed theirs saying the correction my listening.
Speaker 1 (22:27):
In your bar, very nice. Gonna tell you one way thing.
Having on what you barnered I drank.
Speaker 2 (22:33):
Since tomorrow's my birthday, I would like nothing more than
for you to drink my kool Aid.
Speaker 1 (22:41):
Drink the kool Aid. Drink it. You're gonna like it.
Just open up, Michael, Yes, what do you got?
Speaker 4 (22:49):
Winterard's in full swing and the City of Chicago has
revealed its list for the finalist and its annual snow
plow naming contest is my favorite right here, Marris, I
didn't even know.
Speaker 3 (22:57):
I haven't been here a year yet. I didn't know
this was an annual thing. Yes, how fun.
Speaker 5 (23:00):
They've been doing it for three years and it's the
smartest thing that we've done in a long time.
Speaker 1 (23:04):
You've been plowing your mother for longer.
Speaker 4 (23:06):
That'd be a funny name, actually, Judy Mason the snowplows,
But then she'd be doing the plowing.
Speaker 1 (23:12):
You know, she's getting plowed and none doing the plowing.
Speaker 4 (23:16):
In the two previous contests, Missus O'Leary's Plow and skilling It.
Speaker 3 (23:22):
We're voted as the top names of twenty twenty three
and twenty twenty four.
Speaker 1 (23:25):
Do you get the skilling It?
Speaker 3 (23:26):
I don't.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
It's your new to.
Speaker 3 (23:27):
Chicago Tom Skilling. Oh okay, well yeah, okay, I just retire.
And then do you get the other one? Yes? This
the next one's my favorite. The runner up Marris.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
Do you want to go having clarified just in case.
Speaker 3 (23:38):
That's the woman who started a fire over there? Yes? Yeah,
I know. You just rolled right through it and just
say anything I know something.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
Yeah, no, no, no, I.
Speaker 3 (23:49):
Know, I know. The runner out for twenty twenty four
was my favorite, control Salt Delete.
Speaker 1 (23:54):
Oh that's good. Well, that is good.
Speaker 4 (23:57):
Among the finalists in twenty twenty five include the nicknames
pay homage to Chicago athletes are both past and present,
such as Oh no, okay, j O A K I
M is that Wakim Joe Joe Keem snow up there
we go okay, and then this one sucks. Oh I
feel bad for Angelies because it's not even clever. I
don't think snow Angel Reese.
Speaker 1 (24:17):
Oh that was it, okay, but it's snowy snow.
Speaker 3 (24:21):
Snow Angel did you see the light bulb at the
same time.
Speaker 4 (24:27):
Yeah, when you said it that way, the way it's
written is like snow and then on the next line
is angelry.
Speaker 3 (24:31):
So it messed with me a little bit.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
Greedy comprehension not great for radio people.
Speaker 3 (24:37):
Another one, this one's my favorite. Lala plowloosa.
Speaker 2 (24:40):
Okay, right, yeah, I like lala plowza.
Speaker 3 (24:44):
What about Buckingham plow tain plat.
Speaker 1 (24:47):
Plat flout plot for fountain, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (24:50):
Got it out. This is fun. What a fun contest?
Drift pizza Drive's good? No more, mister ice guy.
Speaker 1 (25:00):
Now we're okay.
Speaker 3 (25:00):
Boom boom plow stop.
Speaker 1 (25:03):
I like boom boom plow.
Speaker 3 (25:05):
I like that one.
Speaker 4 (25:06):
Oh fullest finalists will be up now on our social
media Instagram wherever you get your social media, we'll put.
Speaker 3 (25:11):
A link up.
Speaker 1 (25:12):
I would name a plow sponged.
Speaker 2 (25:15):
To get it to get it because because Sponge has
a song called PLoud.
Speaker 1 (25:21):
But if you change it, then it's a plow. That's
name sponge. And we have fun here on Rock.
Speaker 4 (25:30):
Nightlow, Chicago's rock station, The Morning Marsh Bit is on.
Speaker 1 (25:35):
I am Michael, I'm Maria Palmer.
Speaker 3 (25:38):
And I'm Maris.
Speaker 5 (25:43):
Oh god, I was coming to downtown Michael, Oh my
gosh talking about.
Speaker 4 (25:47):
So the idea is that since the pandemic, downtown hasn't
been quite the same. Right, even though it look pretty
good around Christmas at times, I was like, damn, there's
a lot of people down here.
Speaker 2 (25:55):
This year, I feel like was the first real year
that things kind of feel like they're coming back.
Speaker 4 (26:00):
Well, the city's talking about ways to reimagine downtown and
bring more people down there, right, Yeah, some of these
ideas are really cool. They want to use the river
a lot more. One of the one of the ideas
is to have a floating farmers market that floats up
and down the river, so anybody that lives downtown can
go catch the boat get their stuff. I love farmers markets.
(26:21):
I'm kind of a dork like that, So that sounds
really fun.
Speaker 5 (26:24):
Do I like this if it works like a water
tag exactly, so that you can just go up and
down the river while you're trying to browsing through. So
not as.
Speaker 2 (26:32):
Perfect, I know what, I don't drink too that we're
going to get all these new features downtown, and then
also we're gonna have to pay to even drive downtown.
Speaker 1 (26:40):
That awesome awesome.
Speaker 3 (26:42):
What else? Oh, this is cool floating stage.
Speaker 1 (26:46):
That's dope. I want to see a concert on the river.
Speaker 4 (26:48):
Well, they're saying they try to get bands to do residencies,
so like for two months out of the summer, six
shows total.
Speaker 3 (26:54):
You know, Billy Idle, Hey, Billy Idol works.
Speaker 1 (26:58):
Your brain was trying to get away from ilish.
Speaker 2 (27:01):
But I stayed in the eye zone.
Speaker 1 (27:04):
Is gonna do a residency on the Chicago River?
Speaker 4 (27:07):
I was actually thinking, we we didn't start the fire,
Billy Billy Joel.
Speaker 1 (27:12):
There you go, you can do it. How old is he?
Speaker 6 (27:16):
Now?
Speaker 5 (27:17):
You know, a little more local with the pumpkins, maybe yeah.
Speaker 3 (27:20):
Be super cool. Oh there you go. That's fall. That
would be maybe maybe there's three of them at once.
It's a nighttime show and it just floats like in
the area of the river. Oh my gosh.
Speaker 5 (27:29):
And honestly I like that because even though like you're
on the boat as the performance is happening, you set
it up so you're still getting a performance while you're
going down the river.
Speaker 3 (27:37):
So any of those shops.
Speaker 5 (27:39):
You sit down for a picnic, you're getting the experience.
Speaker 3 (27:42):
It's like a three sixty stage too, so you could
see all the way around.
Speaker 2 (27:45):
Imagine a keyboard, A spotlight comes down.
Speaker 1 (27:50):
Interesting, Oh suddenly you hear.
Speaker 3 (27:58):
I'm that resident.
Speaker 1 (28:00):
See I have one song.
Speaker 3 (28:02):
Lots of other stuff coming that they're trying to get
down to, very cool stuff. You can find it all
right now at Rock nine five five Chi dot com.
Speaker 5 (28:10):
I can't wait on all that and one thing. You
only have to wait a little bit longer for Chicago
Wolves tickets. Oh yeah, this is coming up right after
Pod within the Morning mosh Pit top me.
Speaker 3 (28:23):
Rock ninety five five.
Speaker 5 (28:25):
I got your plug for the Chicago Wolves versus the
Bakersfield Condors this weekend.
Speaker 3 (28:30):
At All State Arena.
Speaker 5 (28:32):
You getting in a double dose of the Wolves Saturday
and Sunday.
Speaker 3 (28:36):
Well sounds a Condor man.
Speaker 1 (28:37):
That's exactly what I was trying to think.
Speaker 3 (28:39):
This is getting Wait, it definitely gives bird. We got
your four pack for Saturday. That happens to be Superhero
Knife Fun.
Speaker 5 (28:53):
Make sure you show up early so you can get
your superhero cape and dress up with everyone else having fun.
All brought to you by camp Fire Marshmallows, wolf Man,
Condor Woman, Condor Woman, God Woman, and I'll be mister coyote.
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Yes for planes don't go in the grocery store. I'm
actually a villain avenging my coyote brethren.
Speaker 1 (29:20):
WO take him out with an anvil.
Speaker 3 (29:24):
Somebody at Marvel's writing right now. This is a good idea.
Speaker 5 (29:27):
Or the produce isle at Aldi. If you want to
go to see the Chicago Wolves.
Speaker 1 (29:35):
Ale, if it's veggiet tails, yeah, okay.
Speaker 5 (29:38):
The veggietails went right over my head. But the four
pagg of tickets can be yours Collar ten eight four
four nine five five ninety five fifty.
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You guys, one that produces you, both of you at.
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This point eight four four ninety five fifty collar ten.
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You're going to see the Wolves rock ninety five five are?
We're speaking with Rob? What up? Man? Rob? Can I
call you theft?
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Theft?
Speaker 3 (30:06):
Sure, wherever you want?
Speaker 2 (30:09):
I like bro Rober theft as I call him giving
up all the power today.
Speaker 1 (30:15):
Thank you. It's best to have me in power.
Speaker 2 (30:19):
Not because I'm good at it, but because it's dangerous
when I'm not.
Speaker 1 (30:26):
You can either hand it over willingly or I'll take it.
Speaker 3 (30:29):
But either way you.
Speaker 5 (30:33):
Take it, let's go theft.
Speaker 1 (30:43):
You really burgled that one?
Speaker 5 (30:46):
Well, good sir, you got the four pack of tickets
to the Chicago Wolves this Saturday.
Speaker 3 (30:51):
Then we are the morning Pit.
Speaker 5 (30:53):
That's right, and you two are my two Starbucks people.
Speaker 3 (30:58):
You guys so much.
Speaker 2 (30:59):
Well, it's convenient. I don't know that I'd like. I'm
not going out of my way for Starbucks. It's just
opening the building early enough for us.
Speaker 3 (31:06):
That's the point. You don't have to go out of
your way. Yeah, they did that the right way.
Speaker 5 (31:09):
They got five major changes to make things better coming
this year.
Speaker 3 (31:13):
They're simplifying them menu.
Speaker 5 (31:15):
One thing that they got rid of was the olive
oil infuse o lieto drink.
Speaker 3 (31:19):
I don't know the hell knows what that is good.
Speaker 5 (31:22):
And they also had energy drinks that they launched in
June and now they're dropping. They don't want people everything
energy drinking basically.
Speaker 4 (31:30):
Yeah, they're not getting rid of a white mocha? Are
they crazing?
Speaker 2 (31:35):
Just phrasing our boy Michael here gets a triple tall
wife mofa every morning.
Speaker 3 (31:41):
He's so good.
Speaker 5 (31:42):
Starbucks is also looking to return to their coffee house roots.
They're going to have a condiment bar and ceramic mugs
if you're going to be dining in store. They're opening
up to have more seating within the store, along with
handwritten names on your cups with the sharpies again, who cares?
Speaker 2 (32:00):
No, I want them to misspell my name. I haven't
been called Mario in so long.
Speaker 1 (32:03):
Really, Oh wow, someone's got to call me something wrong.
Speaker 3 (32:07):
Nobody ever seemed to get Maris right either. I like
going in and they're like your name, and I'm like, sodam.
They got to yell it out.
Speaker 5 (32:15):
They're doing all this to add a human touch to Starbucks.
They're also changing their pricing strategy. Starbucks will not be
raising prices in twenty twenty five, along with the elimination
of up charges for non dairy milks.
Speaker 1 (32:32):
All right, I like that.
Speaker 3 (32:33):
If you're a nut, there we go. Sorry it happened again.
Speaker 1 (32:39):
I like that little nut milk.
Speaker 5 (32:44):
They've got a redesigned drink distributing system. They have a
new machine called the Clover Vertica that just bruised a
cup of coffee right there once it's ordered, essentially so
they can.
Speaker 3 (32:54):
Handle what is the thing I have in my house
that does that? The CA cups? Sure? Good good. They
made it sound a lot in this article.
Speaker 2 (33:04):
Also, let's be so real with each other, Michael. We
can say things like Oh, that's just a criy girl.
Just coffee. We're not brewn hour coffee in the morning.
Sure we can grab on it.
Speaker 1 (33:14):
I'm still going.
Speaker 2 (33:15):
To go down to Starbucks and buy their curing coffee
because I'm going to like that someone else made it for.
Speaker 3 (33:20):
Me right here in the building.
Speaker 5 (33:22):
Yeah, very very easy all around. And then lastly, faster
service times. They are banking on four minutes or Lessay.
Speaker 4 (33:32):
Are you making fourteen dollars an hour plus tips?
Speaker 3 (33:35):
Time to work harder?
Speaker 2 (33:36):
That's exactly what I was just thinking. I don't need
that from Starbucks.
Speaker 3 (33:40):
I don't bring fast or anybody else.
Speaker 1 (33:42):
They're already fast and I don't They're already a version
of fast food coffee.
Speaker 3 (33:46):
Essentially, are your online orders on time when you get them?
Or is it kind of just all over? Okay?
Speaker 4 (33:51):
Since I got here when we were doing the Lori's
Children's Hospital, Yeah, or is it Lori Loori Loorie. There's
a Starbucks there where you can only or online. Yeah,
And it mess with me for a minute, there's nobody
taking orders.
Speaker 2 (34:03):
Well, I mean it makes sense in a hospital, you
don't want to have likes a person contact and contamination.
Speaker 3 (34:08):
Of the lower prices.
Speaker 5 (34:09):
Yeah, lower prices, faster service times, and a more homey
feel all at Starbucks and now and.
Speaker 2 (34:15):
We love a mermaid who spreads her tail just wide
open on a logo.
Speaker 9 (34:20):
It's really worked for them, man, And that was not
my cruise feminist anthem on Rock ninety five to five
women Women Women Mars.
Speaker 5 (34:34):
We can agree they we're all trying to hit some
kind of fitness goal.
Speaker 1 (34:38):
This my god, pizza mouth, sorry.
Speaker 5 (34:42):
That is a goal of all of ours. I want
to be able to walk up the stairs without getting
out of breast. I want my abs back there you go.
Speaker 4 (34:49):
I need to get this spare tire I got going
on around my waist off.
Speaker 2 (34:53):
But we're all beautiful, yes, and still worthy no matter.
Speaker 5 (34:57):
What, Yes, no matter what your goal. Find different ways
to mix it up. And there's some fitness trends to
be on the lookout for in twenty twenty five. My
personal favorite team sports and studio based workout activities.
Speaker 1 (35:09):
I would love to do a studio based workout activity. Gentlemen,
would you like to join my spin class?
Speaker 3 (35:16):
Can you imagine I picture you in like one of
those eighties workout videos we stretch girls?
Speaker 1 (35:26):
How have I not done like a DJ spin class.
Speaker 3 (35:29):
Oh that's a great idea.
Speaker 5 (35:30):
I see what you did.
Speaker 1 (35:30):
All right, go ahead.
Speaker 3 (35:31):
I need a softball league in my life like none. O.
You want to play softball, I'll play softball with you.
That would be so fun.
Speaker 5 (35:37):
In what time, Michael, I hardball league?
Speaker 3 (35:42):
Four hours? I have free on a Saturday. Don't ask
your thing.
Speaker 2 (35:45):
I want a hardball league where you just toss hardball
questions at people and say if they can answer them,
what were you thinking?
Speaker 3 (35:52):
That was not what I had on the top of
my head.
Speaker 5 (35:54):
But personal trainers are still very popular PENCI. People are
still going to them on a regular basis.
Speaker 2 (36:01):
Yeah, because they're sleeping with them.
Speaker 3 (36:03):
Tom Brady's wife, well ex wife.
Speaker 1 (36:06):
Well he was a jiu jitsu instructor.
Speaker 3 (36:08):
Okay, they did grapple. She was learning the arts.
Speaker 4 (36:12):
By the way, how does Tom not steering? So, honey,
I got this new trainer. We're gonna be grappling on
the ground, twisted up in each other all the time.
He is gorgeous.
Speaker 2 (36:21):
It was for the kids. She wasn't taking training from him,
she was taking other things from her.
Speaker 3 (36:28):
More people at the gym will be on ozempic.
Speaker 5 (36:30):
I don't know how you would point that out, but
I've track marks.
Speaker 3 (36:36):
Do you have to shoot ozimpic or do you take
it as a pill? Yeah, I think it's a shot.
Speaker 5 (36:41):
I'm not rich, but I've heard a lot of positive
things from ozempic.
Speaker 1 (36:47):
I know, I keep waiting for the shoe to.
Speaker 5 (36:49):
Drop, like the diabetes communities obviously seeing a lot of
good things from this, and then people just losing weight
from it in general, I can't complain about that one.
And then turning your work out into a game is
more popular, and this is where you got me back
in Yep. You get a switch controller, you get a
group of people around you, and then whatever the game is,
whether it's it's not Dance Dance Revolution, but it's uh,
(37:13):
they are.
Speaker 3 (37:14):
What a time?
Speaker 5 (37:14):
There's a game where it just tracks your emotions with everything,
but you're just essentially dancing around.
Speaker 3 (37:19):
To the Yeah something long. We have workout stuff. Yeah,
it's basically we work out. Thank you.
Speaker 2 (37:26):
There's an app I couldn't tell you what it's called,
but it's like a running app but it has audio
where you're in a zombie.
Speaker 1 (37:33):
Chase, so it helps you.
Speaker 3 (37:35):
That's fun. Like that.
Speaker 2 (37:36):
You have walking times where like no one's around then
it'll be like zombies, zombies on your six like like
start taking.
Speaker 3 (37:44):
Zombies.
Speaker 2 (37:46):
I'm terrified and I'm a big fun I'm thought that'd
be the hardest time I've ever been.
Speaker 1 (37:52):
Now consider happy but false? What a better world to
live in?
Speaker 2 (37:57):
It's the morning mashpit on Rock ninety five five.
Speaker 5 (37:59):
What we got to I heard something completely different about
to happen.
Speaker 1 (38:02):
But would you?
Speaker 3 (38:03):
Would you hear happy? But you didn't put that other
word in there, so that's on me.
Speaker 1 (38:12):
Happy but happy anyway.
Speaker 3 (38:15):
For Dave Girl's birthday, I like that he does this
on his birthdays.
Speaker 4 (38:17):
He spent his birthday offering first responders hearty meals of.
Speaker 3 (38:22):
Chili to help out and give back.
Speaker 2 (38:25):
Well, Dave Girl always offering his meat to those who
moan it.
Speaker 3 (38:31):
Kind of him kids, Wow, well done.
Speaker 5 (38:37):
I too want to try his barbecue though. It looks
really good.
Speaker 3 (38:41):
Like he knows how to smoke some meat.
Speaker 1 (38:43):
Maris would like some of Dave Girls meet.
Speaker 3 (38:45):
Have you seen it?
Speaker 1 (38:46):
Have I seen Dave Girl's meat? Not in person?
Speaker 3 (38:48):
A lot of people have.
Speaker 4 (38:50):
Yeah, we got your text time coming up next. You
want to get on the air, you want to you
got a shout out?
Speaker 3 (38:55):
You want to do text us, Hey four four.
Speaker 1 (39:00):
Man the bruiser summer are gonna be freezing in this weather.
Speaker 2 (39:04):
If only we had some booze to be able to
warm them up.
Speaker 6 (39:08):
It's wrop ninety five by Thursday soon, but we're not
counted up.
Speaker 3 (39:11):
Bar that's changing.
Speaker 6 (39:12):
The best way to enjoined theirs sitting in the correction
my listening can you're far very nice. Gotta tell you
what we think depending on what you Barner and I drank.
Speaker 2 (39:22):
Since tomorrow's my birthday, I would like nothing more than
for you to drink my kool aid.
Speaker 1 (39:29):
Drink the kool aid.
Speaker 5 (39:31):
Drink it purple kool Aid.
Speaker 1 (39:33):
Someone on Instagram said you spitting it, didn't you? My god,
you freaks would love that far too much.
Speaker 2 (39:40):
You would never spit in anything that you could drink
for free.
Speaker 3 (39:50):
It's time for the plug. Oh okay, that's we're working
on this. We're shopping.
Speaker 5 (39:57):
Now.
Speaker 3 (39:57):
You're gonna plugs. Yes, that four pack of took.
Speaker 5 (40:01):
Us to the Hot Wheels a must truckle bowing fire
going down in now Arena Saturday, January twenty fifth. Also
a show on the twenty sixth, but we have your
four pack for the twenty fifth to see Michael's favorite dumpster,
dunk Nut, Mega Rex, Tiger Shark, Bone Shaker, and Bigfoot
(40:21):
all also in the building with that transforming robot. I
don't think we're going to be able to keep Michael away.
Speaker 3 (40:28):
I'm gonna wear a tux sexy. You know as Cees
they got a robot that nooks and sounds just like
a human.
Speaker 2 (40:40):
Mature you in a tuxio walk laptop, I mean like.
Speaker 1 (40:46):
Type your offense.
Speaker 5 (40:50):
Oh my gosh, if you want to go to Hot
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Rock a TUXI then you get blocks. That's right.
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Rocky's also on the way here on Rock ninety five
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Then them authentically sorry can come as you are.
Speaker 3 (41:17):
Congrats to Mike from Valfer Raizo.
Speaker 5 (41:20):
He's headed to Hot Wheels Monster Truck Live. And right
now we got some text messages.
Speaker 3 (41:29):
It's text time, that's right. You can always text us.
Get your thoughts.
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No, okay, you know what.
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Actually it's fine.
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You know what.
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Because Michael reads to stay far away from Oh.
Speaker 3 (41:47):
I read them out loud to her, I don't want you.
Speaker 4 (41:51):
From the six three oh the morning marsh Pitch should
be held at a bar every thirst Day in honor
of Thirst Day.
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have more to talk about on next week.
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From the seven eight, Hey, can you please give a
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From Melrose, Yo? What of Steve Steeve Steve.
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They get some great chacos in Melos part Steeve Ryan.
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That's just two names.
Speaker 4 (42:15):
From the six three to oh, yes to oh. We
had the big pineapple pizza discussion earlier. Yes to pineapple
on the pizza, yep, with the right other toppings like barbecue,
chicken or meat lovers, And we did ask people to
give their opinion.
Speaker 3 (42:28):
We had seventeen yeses for pineapple and eight no's for pineapple. Okay,
you like the pineapple, Yeah, it's good.
Speaker 4 (42:35):
H And this one for Maria Oh No, I would
say the sixth to three or the seven.
Speaker 3 (42:39):
O eight, but this one's from Ireland.
Speaker 1 (42:41):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (42:42):
An Irish blessing for the birthday, girl?
Speaker 1 (42:44):
Is that your Irish accent?
Speaker 3 (42:46):
It's as good as I'm gonna do, very good. May
your thoughts be as glad it's your sham rocks. May
your heart be as light as a song. Wait, I
canna act like a lepre hunt each of your bright
happy hours? Wait? What may each day bring you happy hours?
Let's stay with you all you long. Happy birthday, Maria.
Speaker 1 (43:06):
I'm offended by the text. The text is absolutely lovely.
Thank you so much. Michael. What was that?
Speaker 3 (43:13):
What isn't Irish leprachon? Isn't that kind of the same thing?
No mean blucky charm? We apologize?
Speaker 4 (43:20):
No, come on, no want you to tell me that Spanish?
Speaker 3 (43:28):
Wait what Michael? What are your stell me next?
Speaker 4 (43:31):
That that's not an irin Irish uh accents?
Speaker 1 (43:36):
You're right, that was definitely not an Irish accent.
Speaker 3 (43:39):
I'm gonna work on it.
Speaker 1 (43:40):
Then, don't stop working on it. Just talk like a
normal human being, like who you are. You can just
tell me they're from Ireland.
Speaker 3 (43:50):
Son doesn't fly.
Speaker 1 (43:53):
It's actually only a Champagne supernova. It's from the Champagne
region of the universe.
Speaker 2 (43:58):
Otherwise it's just a sparkling stark elosion this morning, mash
bed on Rock ninety five to five.
Speaker 5 (44:03):
Gentlemen, you do that to me every single time.
Speaker 1 (44:06):
I like to do.
Speaker 3 (44:06):
Then the corporate shill.
Speaker 5 (44:11):
Before your birth there and you want to celebrate with
a chainsaw?
Speaker 3 (44:16):
Yeah? Do you want? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (44:19):
If you I just learned about champagne, that real champagne
only comes from champagne, and the corporate shill taught me
they its a lot about wine and champagne.
Speaker 2 (44:27):
Yes, the corporate shill would know the most about champagne.
Speaker 1 (44:30):
He probably traveled to the Champagne.
Speaker 2 (44:32):
Reads and of France just for a week and just
a little getaway with the wife.
Speaker 3 (44:36):
Actually, I think you did. That's what he was telling me.
Speaker 2 (44:38):
Car on saltines, just as a little snack, because that's.
Speaker 1 (44:42):
How he is. Fancy fight me, corporate shill. Let's go.
Speaker 5 (44:47):
I'm glad we have the nerf guns. Oh yes, we
are debuting fun to the head tomorrow. Can't be ready
for that is also fru. That's a weed whack, now
keep going. It's trying to get into the tree trunk.
(45:12):
There a little thicker.
Speaker 1 (45:14):
Yeah, I get into.
Speaker 3 (45:14):
That thick wood. Three c's My grandpa was a logger.
Speaker 4 (45:19):
Really, yeah, we help them cut down trees all the
time on our properties.
Speaker 2 (45:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (45:23):
Bet grandpa had a log he had seven kids, Yeah
he did.
Speaker 3 (45:29):
And there's this very little thing happening tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (45:31):
Oh, adequately sized thing, Maria's birthday. Oh no, that is
a little thing.
Speaker 3 (45:38):
What are you calling adequately sized?
Speaker 2 (45:39):
Well, I just don't think we should ever call anything
tiny or or little or small. Just on like the
shorter side of average, but still good enough.
Speaker 4 (45:49):
Big bang, though, You're like a tiny little bomb that
just devastates the country.
Speaker 3 (45:55):
Oh god, devastating A fun one.
Speaker 2 (46:02):
Okay, Michael's small yet big, zing and devastating the country.
Speaker 1 (46:07):
I'm rock ninety five to five.
Speaker 5 (46:08):
I'll also be here tomorrow for all of our celebrations.
It's going to be crazy, and I highly suggest you too.
Speaker 1 (46:16):
Now I'm slightly scared, you should be.
Speaker 2 (46:19):
I'm excited, but I also bully you guys so much,
and tomorrow would be a great opportunity for revenge.
Speaker 1 (46:26):
Can't it be fine?
Speaker 5 (46:27):
Right?
Speaker 3 (46:27):
No?
Speaker 5 (46:28):
Right?
Speaker 3 (46:28):
Absolutely not?
Speaker 1 (46:29):
No, Bodily Heart,
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