All Star, Tomb Brady, and A.I. Relationship Advice

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Ah feels so.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Hey. We made it to Friday. We did.

Speaker 1 (00:10):
We crawled to the fish line, but we arrived at
the finish line.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
I feel like I wormed to the finish. It wasn't
a crawl, it wasn't a role. It's just kind of
like a did you guys stay last night at Lollapalooza.
What's the situation?

Speaker 3 (00:27):
Because I know we were together at one point and
then everybody went separate ways.

Speaker 2 (00:31):
As soon as cage was done, I got out same.

Speaker 1 (00:33):
Yeah, I loved it, like eight.

Speaker 3 (00:35):
I really wanted to go. And so there's a band
playing last night, an artist playing last night. I didn't
end up going, and he sings a song called.

Speaker 2 (00:43):
God Cold Never Broke Mo million on, Hold On, Hold on,
hold on, so that I understand completely. You tortured all
day yesterday with Lucas Kombe his infatuation with love for

(01:04):
a long neck beer, and neither one of you saw
a note of him at Lollapalooza yesterday.

Speaker 1 (01:12):
Well, Nearess, honey, that was about you.

Speaker 2 (01:15):
I care about you, Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:17):
It's not about Luke Combs. It's about how Luke Combs
brings us together as a community with his music.

Speaker 2 (01:24):
All right, I'm about to be two hosts down because
I'm taking a chainsaw to both of you. You know
it just it hit me like a hurricane mass.

Speaker 1 (01:37):
It seems like a lot of Luke combs, I know.
But what can we say when it rains? Of course?

Speaker 2 (01:41):
Oh wow, good time, it's free chain saw Friday. I
may solicit you to take out two people. And I
know we're not supposed to do that with the chain saws,
and we don't do that with the chain sauce. We
cut glaciers, we cut trees, we do those things. But
I may solicit you, as the winner, to handle some
business for me.

Speaker 3 (02:01):
Marris, you are beautiful crazy today.

Speaker 2 (02:06):
I don't know what that means. You know what that means?
You want to play you the song, don't you beautiful crazy?

Speaker 1 (02:18):
Did you know that ninety five point five used to
be a country station?

Speaker 2 (02:25):
Little good morning, it's the morning.

Speaker 3 (02:27):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (02:27):
What's the equivalent to a mosh pit in country?

Speaker 1 (02:30):
I don't it's the morning rock and chair?

Speaker 2 (02:33):
What's the muddin pit?

Speaker 3 (02:36):
Campire, it's the morning campfire here at ninety five fire
all right, lots of stuff today, We're gonna tell you.
Tom Brady and Wrigleyville last night. We'll tell you what's
going on there. Also what's going on around town this weekend.
We gotta see their tickets. We're talking about corn tonight.
It's gonna be a fun show, it is, and what.

Speaker 1 (02:53):
I want him to bring back the country accent for
weather today?

Speaker 2 (02:56):
Oh I can. I can do a country weather next.
Hell yeah, yeeha. Let's go w c CHI weather with
our air quote meteorologist Michael. Yeah, yes, I y'all.

Speaker 3 (03:11):
It's gonna be hazy today, just like that is mine
when he comes home late.

Speaker 2 (03:19):
Sunshine and apple sauce? Why apple sauce? Why apple sauce
a day? You like? American pie? High a seventy eight?

Speaker 3 (03:30):
Pretty nice, except the sunshine is gonna be covered up
by all that smoke from grandma's sigarette.

Speaker 2 (03:37):
I didn't really digging into my childhood. What kind of
SIGs is grandma's? Oh?

Speaker 3 (03:42):
I don't know what they were, but they were long
and skinny, like really skinny, super long cigarette.

Speaker 2 (03:48):
I don't know what they were. I don't think they
make them anymore. To be honest, I would imagine.

Speaker 3 (03:52):
Hit us on the text line, what what what do
gramma smoke? Super skinny long cigarettes eight four four nine,
ninety five fifty.

Speaker 1 (03:57):
I want to know why your country accent went Shine
Connery with cigarettes.

Speaker 2 (04:01):
Sugar ute, sugar rat. I don't know, shuck it. I
thought you were doing Matthew McConaughey for a second. Hey, listen,
I know what's the word I'm looking forward question? Is impressionist.

Speaker 3 (04:16):
I could do a little country, but just because I
grew up in the country and I knew a few
country folks. But in Washington State people don't sound country. Well,
they sounds like me. He'd be like, let's go get
the horse, Johnny. It's not like, hey, y'all want to
go for a rad When I lived in Richmond, Virginia's
a bit more country, a North Carolina accent. So yeah,

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seventy eight funny, hazy, bad air quality.

Speaker 2 (04:41):
Nothing can do about it. More impressions from Michael on
the Morning.

Speaker 1 (04:46):
It is fun when people just sing along to songs
and don't really understand the lyrics out they're saying, are
you going to ruin it? I'm not going to ruin
it at all, because it's nothing to ruin. It's a
song about how Kurt Cobaine didn't like you. Know essentially
what was toxic masculinity before that became a buzzword, But
it's he said, rednecks, macho men, and abusive people. But

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then he put the line in about he's the one
who likes all the pretty songs and he likes to
sing along as he knows not what it means.

Speaker 2 (05:13):
He was like, the.

Speaker 1 (05:14):
People that I'm singing about aren't even going to understand
these lyrics, but they're going to like the song and
they're going to sing along to it to give it
to him.

Speaker 2 (05:21):
That's kind of clever.

Speaker 1 (05:22):
We love a fun fact on rock ninety five to fives.

Speaker 2 (05:25):
I do have to apologize. Oh, earlier in the show,
I played a sounder and it wasn't a proper solicit
But this is ninety five fifty, be collar ten and
be a Maris Minion. I need you because the torture

(05:53):
that went down.

Speaker 1 (05:53):
Yesterday, I don't know what you're talking about.

Speaker 2 (05:55):
It was asinine, it was excessive, it was over the top,
and I expect nothing less from the two of you.
So well done.

Speaker 1 (06:03):
I'm sorry that you are grateful about us serenading me.

Speaker 2 (06:06):
But here's the thing. All of that, all of that
happened and neither one of you saw an ounce of
Combus Lucas yesterday. It wasn't about that, No, it was
about just bothering you.

Speaker 1 (06:21):
Yeah, well no, it was about connecting with you.

Speaker 2 (06:24):
That's what I meant to say.

Speaker 1 (06:25):
Connecting with me and connected.

Speaker 2 (06:27):
That's how we were connected.

Speaker 1 (06:28):
Connected Really, yeah, I don't connected and interacting and engaged.

Speaker 2 (06:34):
I don't feel like that was a very good connection yesterday.

Speaker 1 (06:44):
Okay, so how about today?

Speaker 2 (06:46):
I need some help here. We're going to speak with Billy. Hey, Billy,
how are you doing today?

Speaker 4 (06:52):
Good are you doing?

Speaker 2 (06:53):
Man? I'm doing good? Yes, yes, Billy, what is in
your coffee? Because I need some man, I got some
dry coffee this morning.

Speaker 4 (07:07):
I'm jacked up and I'm ready to party.

Speaker 2 (07:09):
Right, Well, let's get the man that's jacked up up church. Yeah, okay,
this might actually be dangerous. Well, Billy, what are you
gonna do with said chainsaw?

Speaker 4 (07:25):
Man?

Speaker 2 (07:25):
I gotta trim my bush.

Speaker 1 (07:26):
I gotta cut some trees.

Speaker 2 (07:28):
I gotta do a lot with this chainsaw.

Speaker 1 (07:30):
Hell yeah, trim your.

Speaker 2 (07:31):
Bush, Billy, be very careful when you're trimming your bush.
Make sure you have those mesh pants so that you
don't go through your leg when you're trimming there. Oh yeah,
for sure. All right, Billy, you got our first chainsaw
on the day.

Speaker 4 (07:44):
Because it is free chainsaw fry, it's time to york out.

Speaker 2 (08:01):
I feel like it is happening a little bit more
often than it should. But good morning, George Lucas. How
are you? We will be seeing you at Lollapalooza. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (08:10):
I stayed at his place last night, as he did,
had a little after party. I just crashed on the couch.
I figured I could just walk over the studio this morning.

Speaker 2 (08:17):
Okay, did you talk to him about his new museum?

Speaker 3 (08:19):
Oh my gosh, that's he wouldn't shut up about it.

Speaker 1 (08:23):
Was it a sleeper couch? No? Does George Lucas own
a futon?

Speaker 2 (08:28):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (08:28):
Unfortunately my back hurts, never trying to sleep on a
futon crap.

Speaker 2 (08:32):
Yes, yes, he said he wants to meet you at
some point. Maris, Okay, cool, thanks for bringing him by
the show. Michael, what about me? Well, well we could
talk about that later. But yes, George Lucas is opening
the Lucas Museum of Narrative Art in LA That's what
he said. And this was all revealed after he went

(08:56):
to his first Comic Con appearance ever after forty years
of Star Wars, and he didn't really speak on Star Wars.
He's speaking on his museum that he's opening up, and
it is a collection of his art over the years.

Speaker 1 (09:12):
Cool.

Speaker 2 (09:13):
So yes, art that he did no no, no, no, no no,
the art collection that he's been a piling. Oh that's
cool over the years. I mean I totally knew that.

Speaker 1 (09:25):
He's actually seen a lot of this art show me.

Speaker 2 (09:27):
It was just scrolling on his phone showing me some. Yeah,
he just as he would, because that sounds very much
like George so like he has over forty forty thousand
pieces of art that he wants to show off, from

(09:48):
comic books right absolutely other memorabilia since he's been collecting
since childhood. So this is just his way to show
off what has been buying over the years. And I
don't hate it. The original well Yoda puppet is going
to be in there. Maybe he was said he was
thinking about it, anything.

Speaker 3 (10:08):
Else, Michael, No, go ahead, Okay, Mike likes when you
tell the story.

Speaker 2 (10:15):
This actually does sound super cool though.

Speaker 3 (10:17):
And I'm not even like a Star Wars like, I'm
considered a Star Wars nerd I like Star Wars, but
not like I'm not.

Speaker 2 (10:21):
Super into it. I think the part that's appealing about
this is that it's not going to be specifically a
Star Wars museum. There'll probably be a lot of Star
Wars pieces, We're not gonna lie about that. But he's
a nerd like the rest of us, and he's just
showing off his collection now. In twenty years, I would
love to show off my funko pop collection to vehicles

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and charge thirty dollars a pop per day to come
in and be like, oh yeah, that's the Ninja Turtle
set from this time, and then there's that other Ninja
Turtles opening this weekend. The Maris Experience.

Speaker 1 (10:55):
With mean Age to needle Teetles.

Speaker 2 (10:57):
That sounds like a different kind of show. Hello, it
is the morning mosh Pit with your chance to play
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Speaker 3 (11:13):
My god, Yeah you got coming do some rock news
corn tonight. Oh yes, the biggest rock news in Chicago.
Corn I said it's gonna be a good time. We

(11:34):
told you yesterday. I want to cover this again real quick.
The drummer for that nine in chails has I moved
over to play for the Foo Fighters, and Josh Freeze
from Foos is going to play.

Speaker 2 (11:43):
For nine in Jale. What's his name?

Speaker 3 (11:44):
I rub Nope, I there you go, Elon, son of
a bitch.

Speaker 2 (11:50):
I can't it's just when the when the.

Speaker 3 (11:52):
I is capitalized, it looks like l L A N
so then you would say Lalan. But of course I
got it wrong. Yesterday Walt came our resident.

Speaker 2 (12:00):
Rock star, all rockstar, come in here, correct, which is
so nice of him because I felt stupid. I just
don't know. So it's Elon Ilan, Yeah, Elan Ruben.

Speaker 1 (12:09):
Yeah, like think Milan, but Ilan.

Speaker 2 (12:12):
That helps.

Speaker 1 (12:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (12:13):
So he is going to play for the Foo Fighters.

Speaker 1 (12:15):
Yeah, you're welcome.

Speaker 2 (12:16):
And Josh free is.

Speaker 3 (12:16):
Going to play for and he will be I saw
a press release from Josh. He said he will be
playing starting immediately. So you'll see him at the United
Center with nine inch nails.

Speaker 2 (12:25):
Hell yeah. Kind of fun. Also interesting.

Speaker 3 (12:28):
Ozzi has been officially laid to rest on his estate
in England, his two hundred and fifty acre estate. According
to the Daily Mail, Osbourne has been buried on the
grounds of his mansion.

Speaker 2 (12:43):
That was his wish was to be laid to rest
on his estate.

Speaker 3 (12:46):
A massive floral arrangement spelling out Ozzy fing Osbourne was
placed near the lake in a tribute to the Prince
of Darkness, and a second Ozzie floral arrangement, which was
featured on his hearse, was set next to the house.

Speaker 1 (12:58):
So I sort of figured he'd have mazileum. He seems
like a mausoleum kind of guy.

Speaker 2 (13:03):
Either way, you got to keep that property.

Speaker 5 (13:07):
I mean, yeah, true, can't sell Pops property for sale.

Speaker 2 (13:12):
Had a little note at the bottom Ozzy Osbourne's puried
here alright, Actually I could drive up the price too.

Speaker 1 (13:18):
And then at Media Museum and you know what the
Osbourne's need is money.

Speaker 2 (13:24):
Our times out there.

Speaker 3 (13:25):
Yeah, so where we're looking at tonight you got if
you like alternative, you got Foster the People. Then Bleachers
also playing tonight, and then corn at the to close
it out for Lollapalooza Friday night.

Speaker 2 (13:35):
Which should be a good time. It would be amazing.

Speaker 3 (13:37):
If you see usut running around, come say hi. We
met a bunch of people yesterday and it's so much
fun just to meet you.

Speaker 2 (13:41):
Guys hang out and do all the things.

Speaker 1 (13:43):
Do we think Tea Pain will do a war Pigs
cover at last?

Speaker 2 (13:47):
Yes.

Speaker 3 (13:47):
By the way, KG the Elephant last night covered as Yeah,
they did change it and I thought it was good.
I thought it was really good.

Speaker 2 (13:53):
It was a very good covering.

Speaker 1 (13:55):
Yeah. All right.

Speaker 2 (13:56):
For all the rock news you need in the world,
you go to Rock nine five to five died Come,
I got thrown off. I'm sorry Rock nine five five.

Speaker 6 (14:04):
Don come.

Speaker 1 (14:07):
Second time is the char Glazen Jesy love with him
can't found, but mur I am sure is very much
a live stepfather. Loved hearing Andy Vetter sing that song
about him, real real big yikes there. Wow, yeah, Mortems

(14:29):
been on Rock ninety five five boys. What has happened? Oh?
Thank god?

Speaker 2 (14:35):
Yep. More trades, more trades, more trades. Yes, the Cubs
acquired Michael Soroco. We told you yesterday.

Speaker 3 (14:44):
We got also got a guy named Andrew Kittridge from
the Orioles kit.

Speaker 2 (14:48):
Wait Kittridge. I was gonna say, the e R is
not there.

Speaker 3 (14:53):
Everybody's pictures except for uh, christalan Ian's and like, you know,
what are you doing over here?

Speaker 2 (14:58):
I can do this one.

Speaker 3 (14:59):
Taylor rogers Hey, a veteran left handed reliever.

Speaker 2 (15:04):
Yeah, and Willie Castro, handed reliever from the Twins. What
that means he closes out the game.

Speaker 1 (15:12):
Betty does like it.

Speaker 2 (15:14):
That's good.

Speaker 3 (15:16):
Willie Castro is a utility player. White Sox got Austin
Slater or sent Austin Slater to the Yankees. Vetroan outfielder,
traded for pitching prospect Gauge z Hell from New York
and Adrian Houser went to the Rays. Long reliever turned
long reliever turned rotation arm dealt for infielder Curtis Mead
plus a minor league pitcher Duncan or minor league pitchers

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Duncan Davitt and Ben Peeples.

Speaker 2 (15:40):
So we got some trades going on. I'm really happy
you didn't mess up to in people's there.

Speaker 1 (15:44):
Yeah myself, I'm a right handed reliever.

Speaker 3 (15:46):
A little disappointing for the Cubs because they wanted a
starter but we didn't get one.

Speaker 2 (15:51):
But we got some hitchers. That's all right. Helping the
Bullpen's gonna work its way once the playoffs come around.
We needed that. Will be good. Some news about an
All Star Game, We're gonna have that later in the show.
Oh yeah, that's right, don't you don't know where it's
gonna be. Finally announced that for the fifth time. Never
twenty twenty seven, so far away, but we got news

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about it.

Speaker 3 (16:15):
I just glanced over at the TV. I look what's
on there? Cubs to hosts. Oh wait, we're gonna talk
about later later in the show. Nobody knows.

Speaker 2 (16:22):
Don't don't blow it, Michael about come on, I don't know.
I'm a reliever. We got to keep this a secret.
And then last night we did have football. Oh all
Hall of Fame game was played. The preseason lines didn't
look great. Sorry, how was the tight end tight?

Speaker 1 (16:43):
Did they need the reliever?

Speaker 6 (16:45):
No?

Speaker 1 (16:45):
Tight end?

Speaker 2 (16:47):
I think we found a.

Speaker 3 (16:48):
New interest in sports for Yeah, suddenly, baseballs over there.
Cubs tonight, Griggley U won ten, today, Brigley one ten,
and White Sox won ten. Rock ninety five to five.
Chicago's rock station in the morning, mash Pit is on.
So excited to see everybody out at Corn tonight. If
you're there, you see.

Speaker 2 (17:08):
Us, come say hi. We like you.

Speaker 1 (17:10):
We sure deal, and we also like being informed. But
sometimes when you're trying to educate yourself on the world's
current events. Instead, what you get is all of the
worst most triggering headlines you've ever seen in god damn life.
Hot and the corporate chills came.

Speaker 2 (17:29):
To me three four kids, Yeah I know.

Speaker 3 (17:32):
Yeah, somebody told her they didn't like the kids' stories,
and you know, she goes hard in a paint.

Speaker 1 (17:37):
Okay, Well, first of all, we haven't even begun, so
you don't know anything.

Speaker 2 (17:41):
Yeah, we're guessing.

Speaker 1 (17:42):
Second of all, I think you guys should bet on it.

Speaker 2 (17:46):
Listen, I got a bet. I already got to pay
off to him.

Speaker 1 (17:48):
He's fair.

Speaker 2 (17:48):
I get Michael Jordan's steakhouse. Here we come.

Speaker 1 (17:50):
And third of all, we know those headlines are terrible.
So when the corporate chills game to me and they're like,
just put a positive spin on them, like that's something
they could just do, and of course off no extra
money your creative help, I was like, yeah, okay, I'll
just do that. So this is me, you're doing my
job with bad news bears. Florida carries out a record

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ninth execution of the year on man convicted of killing
wife and two children.

Speaker 2 (18:20):
It can't be mad at that, yeah.

Speaker 1 (18:23):
Man laughs In confession to stabbing stranger stab stub not
going on. Man crashes car after being shot in the head. Oh,
double whammy makes sense. Beach goer witnesses illegal seal mutilation.
Oh my god, it wasn't kids.

Speaker 2 (18:46):
That's fine. Didn't think you could beat that first story.
But somehow, some way, the internet has provided. And thank you, Maria,
because now I feel terrible.

Speaker 1 (18:57):
Well, that last one was way more like a news seals,
but all of them together, our Dad news Bears.

Speaker 2 (19:09):
Ns Nails United Center with the drummer Josh returning to
the band. And then there's some news Michael's got. Yeah,
we're going to talk about here on this professional.

Speaker 1 (19:29):
That's what it is.

Speaker 3 (19:31):
Tom Brady was in town last night. Oh not for Lollapalooza,
but he has opened a sports card store in Wrigleyville.
Oh yes, s Seene walking around. People are snapping pictures
of him on the street. The new shop of his
is located on Addison Street, in the heart of Wrigleyville.
The store features trading cards and memorabilia from iconic Chicago

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athletes like Michael Jordan and Walter Payton. Also has a
wide range of collectibles from combat sports to Pokemon.

Speaker 2 (19:59):
Okay, I was going to say if he's not selling Pokemon,
he is dropping the ball.

Speaker 3 (20:03):
Oh, I don't think Tom drops running down the same street.
Good to see you down here, Nice to see up there.
Tom Brady was talking to the news last night. We
got a clip of him out at the trading store.

Speaker 2 (20:18):
Beautiful. Look.

Speaker 7 (20:18):
I've been in the hobby for almost forty years, so
the fact that we're opening right across from Wrigley Field
is really special. It's a great turnout. We've got a
lot of guys here and it's a pretty great day.

Speaker 2 (20:30):
So Maria found on the list of Zaddie and potentially
getting people to come into the studio. Would Tom Brady
got their face on your list, gentleman, gentleman, that you
would suit her?

Speaker 1 (20:48):
I don't think so. I'm sorry, I don't think I
could have a conversation with the.

Speaker 2 (20:54):
Man TB twelve. You can't talk to Tom. Yeah, I
don't think so. He's a very sick that's we can
teach the ball.

Speaker 1 (21:02):
So what I'm not what I'm not saying is that
this man is without value. Clearly he is. But I'm
saying for me, I don't think that he could banter.
And if there's no banter, have you not watched him
banter on the Telly talking about football. Telly, can he
banter about anything other than football? Because I've got to
be and I know I pull it off well on

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Rock ninety five to five. But sports are not my forte,
not my sporte.

Speaker 3 (21:28):
Well, you know what, I'll chat with him today. I'm
having lunch with him and George Lucas and then we're
gonna I'll ask him that's weird because I'll give him
a number?

Speaker 2 (21:36):
How about that?

Speaker 1 (21:37):
Does he feel weird? Like knowing that you went to
dinner with Giselle and stuff and that like Gisel, DM.

Speaker 2 (21:43):
Dear, I don't need to talk about that, Michael. You
seem to be meeting and talking to a lot of people,
but you don't bring them to the studio.

Speaker 3 (21:54):
Guess what at Lolla Blooze yesterday, I glanced over my
shoulder and Perry Farrewell's.

Speaker 2 (21:58):
Right there your sidebarring here.

Speaker 1 (22:00):
Focus right back in, right back in.

Speaker 2 (22:03):
You are having a lot of very high end meetings
and hanging outs and you don't want to bring them
in the studio. I'll be honest with you. They don't
want to get up early.

Speaker 1 (22:12):
And that's it, and that's that's the only issue.

Speaker 3 (22:16):
Otherwise, I invited Cornyn, but they were like, man, we're
going to be sleep ben.

Speaker 2 (22:19):
I was like, all right, well we'll hang out tomorrow night.
Then yeah, that's fair.

Speaker 3 (22:23):
By the way, the sports trading card store is called
Brady's Sports Memorabilia and Trading.

Speaker 1 (22:29):
Card One more Time, One more Time.

Speaker 3 (22:31):
Brady Sports Memorabilia and Trading Card Shop. All right, that's
a mouthful.

Speaker 1 (22:35):
And the name for the new drummer for food fighters
Ian oh.

Speaker 2 (22:39):
Sorry, Elon, Oh my god, Ruben, Elon Rubin alone, Elan Alan,
Elon Ruben like Milan without the m Elan Ruben. Yes,
now here's a bit only blog there eight four four
ninety five fifty. We're gonna try and get through this.
We'll get it. I'm calling it. We're gonna do perfect

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for us. We can provide you a hostage where we
can answer a question for you. If you don't know,
we might get it right, we might get it wrong,
and we get shot with nerve darts. A lot of
fun here, but you got to pick Erica. Who do
you want to be your hostage today?

Speaker 1 (24:42):
I'm going with Maria because the guy that chose her
earlier in the week, had really good questions.

Speaker 2 (24:48):
So I'm hoping get.

Speaker 1 (24:50):
That that you'd be a girl's girl and not pet
your girl in danger. That's Fineal be your hostage.

Speaker 2 (25:03):
Erica, thank you for this Friday blessing. Michael, Are you ready?

Speaker 3 (25:08):
I'm ready, Freddy? What individual player has the most Super
Bowl wins?

Speaker 2 (25:23):
Tom Brady?

Speaker 1 (25:25):
There we go, there we go. All right, yeah, make
sure that I don't get shot. Then we're on good term.
So we got this, Erica, I got America. No, don't
you know, I don't care whoa.

Speaker 2 (25:41):
What is the largest his reliever?

Speaker 3 (25:46):
What is the largest festival in Chicago?

Speaker 1 (25:53):
It is okay, Erica, let's go all right, two for two?
I see you get.

Speaker 2 (25:59):
This next one? Right, you take it to yours and
Maria's safe. What Star Wars movie won the most oscars? Hey?
That the Dead Eye?

Speaker 9 (26:19):
No, it wasn't Guard, it was episode four A New Hope.

Speaker 1 (26:32):
We're a mess.

Speaker 2 (26:33):
I would not have known that. That's okay, you gotta
get the next or one more, right, you have two
more questions left here. That was a no look shot,
by the way, Maria.

Speaker 1 (26:42):
Yeah, no, I felt it. I could feel that you
didn't look, excuse me, you could have taken a save.
By the way, Twitter, It's fine.

Speaker 2 (26:54):
What is the fastest cat on earth?

Speaker 3 (27:02):
Giagua?

Speaker 2 (27:04):
No, no spots? Yeah, family, right, it's close.

Speaker 1 (27:19):
They're in the cat family.

Speaker 2 (27:20):
But yeah, it's about it. They're cats. You got to
get this last one.

Speaker 1 (27:25):
Oh boy.

Speaker 2 (27:26):
But somehow you have saved your hostage, so you have
that far.

Speaker 1 (27:30):
Yeah, you still have a save. You still have a save,
you still have right, all right, all right, all right,
be careful.

Speaker 3 (27:41):
One of the biggest rock bands in the world is
performing at Lollapalooza tonight.

Speaker 2 (27:46):
Who is it?

Speaker 6 (27:48):
All right, Maria save me.

Speaker 1 (27:49):
On the al right, that would be cold.

Speaker 2 (28:00):
It is hard to do.

Speaker 1 (28:02):
Yeah, he's got that, girl.

Speaker 2 (28:04):
There's only one that can do it. I was just stretching.
I'm sorry. I was stretching.

Speaker 1 (28:10):
You were stretching, stretched with the barrel pointed in my direction.

Speaker 2 (28:14):
I'm sorry. It was my left safety to be a
left handed shooter.

Speaker 1 (28:18):
Are you a left handed reliever?

Speaker 2 (28:20):
Good to know that's what I just said. I'm a
left handed shooter. Jesus Erica. You're going to sea Byeline
Bank Air got in a ballroom on Thursday, November sixth,
Probably need a car wash again by then probably, Oh,

(28:42):
you got to pass. How often do you go with
your pass? Twice a week?

Speaker 5 (28:48):
You keep the queen?

Speaker 2 (28:49):
I like keeping the car, Hey, Erica, she loves her car.
What kind of car is it? Eric?

Speaker 6 (28:55):
It's an expedition?

Speaker 2 (28:58):
What year?

Speaker 1 (28:58):
I don't I don't like this like this?

Speaker 2 (29:00):
What year twenty three? Look at it? We see you rolling?

Speaker 1 (29:10):
Of course you're singing white and nerdy by weird out right.

Speaker 2 (29:16):
Just don't be riding dirty or white and nerdy. Everybody,
get your tickets to see see their doctrinpod at ticketmaster
dot com. Oh, thanks to our friends at live nature.

Speaker 1 (29:26):
To catch me run.

Speaker 2 (29:27):
Now, here's five or so things with Maris. Why does
he always drop his bands doing this part of the show.
I find it discomforting. It's hot, okay, yes, how it is?
That's right? All right. Let's start things off with Starbucks
is closing. I'll pick up only stores in the US. Michael,

(29:48):
you were talking about this earlier. Yeah, I don't like
those stores. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (29:50):
I don't want to deal with the people either. But
for some reason, you know what, I looked it up
at why they were doing this. It's because it feels
impersonal and cold.

Speaker 2 (29:57):
That is exactly what is listed right here in this city,
exact same article.

Speaker 3 (30:01):
You know, if that breaks your heart. I have a
little clip from last night's Lollapalooza. No you don't, that won't.

Speaker 2 (30:07):
I've got it. He did play. It's pretty exciting now.

Speaker 8 (30:21):
In six things, cruise line left six hundred people stranded
during the tsunami warning in Hawaiiana.

Speaker 2 (30:32):
Everyone got a text meshes that said the cruise was
leaving at four. Not everybody got back. There's an entire
tour bus left on the island. The Hawaiians did shelter
them in place, and then they were reunited with said
tour ship. Oh well, that's okay. Giant baseball breaks world record.
It's going to kill you eight feet in diameter. I
got more. It's a replica Ozzy Osbourne. Replica is looking

(31:00):
to get a Chipotle burrito. Oh, the fans are banding together.
As we all know, Ozzie loved burritos. Seen eating too
burritos a day on that lovely show. The Osbourne's Yeah,
currectly seven thousand signatures in place. Can I redeem myself?
Since you're talking about Ozzie? Yesterday at Chicago had hag

(31:23):
Elephant played an Assie cover. Can I Play a Little
for You? Yeah? Seven things? Michael, Okay, all right, I'm done.

Speaker 1 (31:33):
He's been good. He's been good.

Speaker 2 (31:35):
Yesterday, no more. Saturday, Chicago had the worst air quality
in the world. For a few hours. We overtook the
other cities that were struggling with the wildfires, like Minneapolis
and Detroit. Dubai is also at the top of that list.
By the afternoon, a city in the Republic of Congo

(31:58):
that I'm not going to buy that pronounce overtook us
and we do still have the world record time. We
got through seven things with forty seconds left. Do you
have something you want to talk about? Will you shut
up to the music? Are going to go to the
next song? It happens to be Lincoln Park will be
here on August eleventh. I am immensely excited to see

(32:22):
Lincoln Park in just a few days. Oh, I've been
waiting on this all year long. Michael, anything great, Thank you?

Speaker 3 (32:31):
Rock ninety five to five Chicago's Rock Station, Lincoln Park
right there out on the road. Very fun, very exciting.
I remember when the tickets went on sale, Maris was
more excited to get those tickets on anything.

Speaker 2 (32:45):
I think I've seen you get. Yeah. Yeah, it's big
Lincoln Park. It's been entirely too long. The last Lincoln
Park show that I had tickets for I sold them
so that I could go to Thailand and then Chester passed.

Speaker 3 (32:58):
Oh no, yeah, you can see him here in town
in United Center. August eleven. No, keep talking talking about
the doors at six.

Speaker 1 (33:14):
You're right, you're right.

Speaker 2 (33:17):
Oh, okay, how do you say?

Speaker 3 (33:19):
This band named p v R I s Paris, Paris,
it's Paris. They're opening for Lincoln Park. Oh?

Speaker 1 (33:27):
I love them and if you and they got to
really yeah, they're good. You should look them.

Speaker 2 (33:33):
Yep. So August eleventh, United Center. Oh h that's okay.
What's that? That is a chaincell? Oh my goodness eight
four four ninety five fifty. I am serious this time.
I am recruiting you to be a Mares minion, and
I need you to minion hard. I will give you

(33:54):
locations of Michael and Maria is.

Speaker 1 (33:59):
Paying themselves yellow, no to be red.

Speaker 2 (34:01):
Oh, they will be painting themselves red.

Speaker 1 (34:04):
Okay, yes, like the Roses.

Speaker 3 (34:05):
So do they have to bring anything like maybe long
neck ice cold beer?

Speaker 1 (34:10):
You know, never broke my heart.

Speaker 2 (34:12):
Remember eight four four five ninety five fifty. We'll also
be having auditions on Monday. Co hosts and I will
not be implicated in any mergers. Marris is using elbows
in the pit eight four four nine five ninety five fifty.

(34:32):
It's your chance to win a chainsaw because it.

Speaker 4 (34:35):
Is free saw Friday.

Speaker 2 (34:41):
Now here's a bit only plug there. Before we get
to this plug, I do want to congratulate our winner.
Oh geez, Amy Raleigh, Oh geez, No, I'm gonna go
with Amy. I'm gonna call you Amy, Amy for getting
that chainsaw. I'll let you know where Michael and Maria

(35:03):
will be in. But right now, let's focus eight four
four nine five ninety five fifty. Leonard Skinner tickets up
for grabs. Centennial Park West is where they will be
in Orland Park on Friday, August eighth. Nice little start
to your weekend next weekend. Yeah, it's a great show.
By the way, Oh my god, it's August.

Speaker 1 (35:23):
Yeah, dude, August first today, rents do good luck.

Speaker 2 (35:27):
Damn it. School starts in a month, damn it. Chris.

Speaker 3 (35:30):
Did you guys have school start in September? Ours was
always September first, No, August August. Oh really, but you
probably got done earlier then too.

Speaker 2 (35:38):
No, we had big we had baked in snow days. Okay,
we'll not baked in snow days. Snow days, what happen?
So we just get extended a little.

Speaker 1 (35:48):
Kids don't even get snow days anymore. That just do
zoom glass.

Speaker 2 (35:51):
Oh that sucks. Yeah, wasn't it great? Would you get
up early and you're watching the news wait.

Speaker 1 (35:55):
For the right it was the night before so you
could sleep in.

Speaker 2 (36:00):
Oh my gosh. No anticipation in the patience that you
would have in that situation, just to be like, Okay,
come on, sunny side, come on, sonny.

Speaker 1 (36:10):
Then you get to watch loony Tunes all day, yes,
or go out and play in the snow.

Speaker 2 (36:14):
Oh yeah, Oh that was the best part of it.
Let's get these tickets away. Let's see what we got. Angelo.
How you doing? How are you living that dream today?
I am currently driving past downtown through the merge.

Speaker 1 (36:34):
All right, and that is the dream, very specific.

Speaker 2 (36:37):
But I love that dream for you, Angelo, because you're
going to see Leonard scar Is there somebody in the
background trying to get some attention right now?

Speaker 1 (36:53):
No, not that I know.

Speaker 2 (36:54):
Oh I just heard something. Sorry, are your windows down?

Speaker 4 (36:57):
No?

Speaker 3 (36:58):
Okay, no, but probably all this traffic.

Speaker 2 (37:01):
Yeah, I'll give I'll give you that. You're all set,
you got the tickets. Who you gonna take with you?

Speaker 3 (37:08):
I'm probably gonna take my twelve.

Speaker 2 (37:10):
Year old daughter.

Speaker 1 (37:13):
Day.

Speaker 2 (37:14):
Go ahead and shout her out really quick. This is
still Lola, Lola.

Speaker 3 (37:18):
We're going to skinner.

Speaker 2 (37:19):
Yeah. I don't get any better than that. Everyone else
who wants to go head on over to Orland Park
dot Oregon is all thanks to our friends at the
village of Orland Park, Angelo. Have a fantastic Friday, and
thanks for calling in today.

Speaker 4 (37:38):
Thank you you guys.

Speaker 2 (37:39):
Do all right. We'll talk to you later, pet girl
scout later. It's been a while.

Speaker 3 (37:48):
Since I annoyed Meris. Today actually hasn't been long at all.
Rock ninety five five, Chicago's rock station.

Speaker 2 (37:54):
Five minutes the morning marks it was on five minutes.

Speaker 1 (37:57):
I had a long neck, ice cold.

Speaker 2 (38:00):
Oh same, anyway, less than a second.

Speaker 1 (38:05):
If only you had some technology that you could use
to every single fi Oh yeah, yeah, okay, Well we
know whose side Maris is going to fall on, and
the inevitable humans a robots wa.

Speaker 2 (38:20):
News from the front of the inevitable human robot war
about news.

Speaker 1 (38:26):
Fifty seven percent of respondence, according to the survey, say
they trust AI more than people they know when it
comes to dating advice. So they're using AI as matchmakers?

Speaker 2 (38:36):
Why don't trust my friends when?

Speaker 1 (38:39):
Yeah, but how about the robot that can't take into
consideration anything real life about you? You know?

Speaker 2 (38:45):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (38:46):
Yeah, they say it's because it's more useful than the
biased opinions of friends and family.

Speaker 2 (38:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (38:53):
Here's the thing. Your friends and family are biased. Yes, sure,
based on their own experiences, and I mean, you know,
they don't have the most put together love lives themselves,
but they also have seen you over an extended period
of time and know you and your patterns. So is
it bias or is it observation.

Speaker 2 (39:12):
I had to go to all of my friends after
a specific girlfriend and say, Hey, if I do this
ever again, you have carte blanche. You can say whatever
you need to say to snap me out of it,
to make me see what's happening in front of me
and drag me away like and everybody's like, oh, can
you do the same thing for me? And I was like, yes,
that's why we are here friends together.

Speaker 1 (39:34):
Yeah, I told my friends to do that too, but
it turns out trying to tell me how to do
anything doesn't really go well, so they just don't. Crazy
I've been I was like, hey, don't let me do
this again. Remind me of this, this, this, and this,
and they were like okay, and then I got pulled
back in again and no one reminded me.

Speaker 2 (39:50):
But would you listen to it? AI? No O.

Speaker 1 (39:53):
But I also wouldn't ask a I forard the dig
advice because.

Speaker 3 (39:57):
I would we know, Yeah, it does give you an
unbiased opinion. It's a very like a version and dry
sort of.

Speaker 2 (40:04):
So what you want to hear?

Speaker 3 (40:05):
I would balance it all. Take some input from them,
take a little AI. Maybe put in who this person?
Are we compatible?

Speaker 2 (40:11):
You know?

Speaker 1 (40:11):
Maybe AI would be good for like the general populace,
like as in a hey, what would most people do
in this situation? Instead of a what should I do?
Your friends are going to tell you what you should
do because they know you, they've seen you, they know
your patterns, and AI is going to generate some stuff
based off of like more general information.

Speaker 2 (40:31):
You guys have friends, yes, yes, I do have friends.

Speaker 1 (40:36):
I mean, and we're all paid to be in here
every day.

Speaker 2 (40:38):
So not named me. Thanks for me and my friends.

Speaker 1 (40:43):
You're welcome. It's actually obligated by Michael friendship yet so
it's real. Nonetheless, but truly, that's how they get you.
You start trusting AI to tell you how to date.
It starts giving you partners that then ruin your life,
and then you're too focused on your terrible, toxic relationship

(41:03):
to be able to even go fight in the inevitable
human versus robot war that they were had.

Speaker 3 (41:08):
This was news from the front of the inevitable human
robot war.

Speaker 2 (41:12):
It is Rock ninety five to five and guess what
we are ninety five minutes commercial free and guess what else?

Speaker 1 (41:19):
What?

Speaker 2 (41:20):
I still don't like either one of my co hosts.
Come on, take a part of Michael, what is happening
this weekend?

Speaker 3 (41:28):
Well, there's going to be a lot and I mean
a lot of long neck ice cold beers consumed.

Speaker 2 (41:37):
And those moves break your heart because they can't. Also, Michael,
they can't break your heart.

Speaker 1 (41:43):
I've been alcoholic, really contrised heart.

Speaker 2 (41:45):
Bear doesn't have the capacity to do that. Well, that's
the point, that's why it's good.

Speaker 1 (41:51):
That's the kind of the whole thing. He's taking inventory
and the things that don't break his heart.

Speaker 2 (41:55):
Then it should be a longer song because it's a
lot of nanimate objects out there that are much better
than a long beer that we're obsessing about.

Speaker 1 (42:05):
Like, what, what are some long objects that are better
than a beer?

Speaker 2 (42:08):
I bet you would love to list those off, wouldn't you, Maria?

Speaker 1 (42:11):
I'm asking you a pool.

Speaker 2 (42:14):
Can't hurt your heart? That was pretty quick. Actually, what's
going on around town this weekend? Lots of things.

Speaker 3 (42:20):
If you're trying to avoid downtown, maybe you're not going
to Lollapalooza and you love the rock music. Tonight All
State Arena Ghost is performing. Yeah, congrats to all our winners.
So we hook tickets up for that.

Speaker 2 (42:30):
That's gonna be a good one. Hook tickets up for that.

Speaker 1 (42:32):
Hooked tickets up with for that, tickets with yep, and.

Speaker 3 (42:34):
Then tomorrow night train at here else then, ain't that?

Speaker 1 (42:41):
Mister?

Speaker 2 (42:43):
Yes? What's another train song?

Speaker 1 (42:46):
Now that she's back in the atmosphere with drops and
Jupiter in Hey, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, all right, you.

Speaker 2 (42:54):
Go see train if you want, somebody shoot me in
the face. The slip a dark gun.

Speaker 3 (43:00):
Hold on, we got that the sky is playing the
Valkyries tonight at win.

Speaker 2 (43:03):
Trust that's not my face, thank you.

Speaker 3 (43:11):
Comes comes in action all weekend at Wrigley can swing
by Tom Brady's new card shop down there if you're around,
Oh boy.

Speaker 2 (43:19):
And then I gotta say yeah.

Speaker 1 (43:23):
Tonight, Yes, tonight, tonight the night for the rock people.

Speaker 2 (43:29):
It is.

Speaker 3 (43:30):
We are gonna see some corn, something dick.

Speaker 1 (43:37):
Some photo.

Speaker 2 (43:39):
Let's go ahead, it's done.

Speaker 3 (43:41):
That's what That's all I got, man, lovely, most of
the things going are going on or wrapped around lollapool is.

Speaker 2 (43:51):
Always get those texts in or waukee talk back because
we do love hearing from you, and I need to
talk to somebody else that's not Maria or Michael time Liker.
Sometimes absolutely some gums up you want to sing it? Never,

(44:14):
I'll fall progra Now it's time for corn.

Speaker 1 (44:18):
Herkle Band wrote that song about his girlfriend at the time,
Tracy Miranda, a girl yes, and they had a hard
time coming up with the title for the song about
mm HM and Chad Channing, who was their drummer at
the time, was like, well, what's the song about, and
Kurt said, well, it's about a girl. And he was like, well,

(44:39):
I'll just call it that. And that is the magic
of not overthinking, something we never do on the Morning Marsh,
but on Rock ninety five to five, in fact, you
could accuse us of not thinking at all.

Speaker 2 (44:49):
Keep it simple, stupid. I underthink he heared you, buddy
that we love you. Day one it's going. We did it.
We did it and it was fun. Yeah, it was.
It was nice to always hang out with you guys
outside of work, except for today for whatever reason. But no,

(45:11):
just you know, getting some drinks and don't can I
play something for you? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (45:20):
Last night, Cage the Elephant, the rock band, the big
rock band Frankly that played Day number one and they
covered Black Sabbath Changes. And I thought a lot of
people says it sounds like crap. I think it sounds okay.
How can I play a little for yelies?

Speaker 2 (45:34):
Are here we go? Oh god, this is gonna be good.
Oh god, hold I can tell what happened. I love
some sens. Okay, here we go.

Speaker 1 (45:48):
It doesn't sound bad, right, it sounds like Cage. You
have to understand Cage the Elephants sound yeah, if you're
you know, trying to hear a classically good singer you're
not listening to Cage the Elephant. You're hearing a guy
who has a distinct voice and just knows how to
put it in the places I need to put it
in to reach the notes. Then that's what you're gonna
get from kJ off It.

Speaker 3 (46:08):
I thought he sounded a little ossioush Like I've heard
covers of this and it doesn't sound like he definitely
has the.

Speaker 1 (46:15):
Kind of he's easily for sure, But I.

Speaker 2 (46:17):
Thought it was good. The thing that I loved about
it was the amount of everybody that was singing yeah.

Speaker 10 (46:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (46:23):
It was just a big chorus moment for everybody in
the crowd, and I think they took a moment and
looked up and like, Wow, you guys are like really
here for this right now. And I think that's again
the effect of Ozzy Osbourne.

Speaker 1 (46:35):
They are all going through changes.

Speaker 2 (46:38):
YEP, about to change my studio life here in a second.

Speaker 3 (46:41):
Maris is upset today because we keep singing songs in
the studio.

Speaker 1 (46:45):
And what is so wrong with singing Korn on the
night that Korn headlines all the palooza.

Speaker 2 (46:49):
It's not See here's the thing, it's not the corn.
I actually loved that orchestral dramatic version. We is a
fantastic singer and when they come together, it's magic. It
is what didn't happen yesterday at Lollapalooza because you guys
hyped it up, you talked it up, you made it

(47:10):
seem like it was the biggest thing to happen in
Chicago and it was the first time at Lollapalooza. Oh
there was a country headliner. Yes, is that really really?
First time?

Speaker 1 (47:22):
Wow?

Speaker 2 (47:23):
First ever?

Speaker 1 (47:23):
I like that. It's Luke Comb's I think he's very deserving.

Speaker 2 (47:25):
I do too, sure he is. He reminds me of
Chris Stapleton kind of.

Speaker 1 (47:28):
He's more of a he's an artist and he can
man can sing.

Speaker 3 (47:32):
Yeah, and he sings great songs like a long man.

Speaker 2 (47:39):
Cold Ever broke my Marris Next line, we have more
music as we are ninety five minutes Commercial three on
Rock ninety five to five. No, I've never heard of
before you Horrocane.

Speaker 1 (47:52):
Oh it's called beer. Never broke my Heart.

Speaker 2 (47:54):
Here to listen crazy he goes.

Speaker 6 (47:56):
Long makes gold.

Speaker 1 (47:59):
Bro song about Pearl Jam's uber preferences. Black on the
morning mosh pit.

Speaker 2 (48:08):
They know what's up? They do Maggi you gotta have
that leg room.

Speaker 3 (48:12):
Uh, the All Star Game is coming to Wrigley Field.

Speaker 2 (48:16):
Oh Black.

Speaker 3 (48:19):
There's transformation happening over in Wrigleyville as they get ready
for the All Star Game. We have talked about this
when it was a rumor, then they came out and
said it was happening, and I think today at some
point there's going to be an official press conference. So
we've known for a little while. But this is actually
really fun. Have you ever been to an All Star Game?

Speaker 2 (48:38):
Mares? I have done the NBA All Star Game when
it was in Chicago. So many festivities, it's all around
the event, and it's a weekend long of just fun.
But most importantly the home run dirty No dude, at
if the wind's blown out. I don't even want to
ticket inside the venue. I want to be standing on
the street with the the slack jogged yo bars out

(49:02):
there with your baseball gloves and whatever bars open, just
serving beers while we're waiting to see if baseballs come
raining down from the sky. It's going to be amazing.
It is going to be great, they say.

Speaker 3 (49:14):
The Cubs in the city have been working on getting
the game back for years of put thirty million into
safety and security updates for Wrigley Field, hoping to get it.
And guess what we got it. Yeah, next year the
All Star Game will be at wrigley Field, and Chicago
will was in twenty twenty seven, right, oh yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (49:30):
Yeah, two years, but it's gonna be awesome.

Speaker 3 (49:33):
I love that Wrigleyville will be transformed, you know what
I mean, Like it's just a vibe.

Speaker 2 (49:37):
It's already transformed so much. I wonder what else they're
going to do, and then what else Chicago is going
to do around all of the All Star activities. I
like the design.

Speaker 3 (49:49):
When I was living in Seattle a few years back,
they had the All Star Game, and it's like you'd
find like huge baseball statues around the city and lots
of picture taking things and players walking around and hanging
out and doing meet and greet.

Speaker 2 (50:01):
So it's very fun.

Speaker 1 (50:02):
Speaking of All Stars, somebody once told me the world
was gonna roll me.

Speaker 2 (50:08):
Hey, now you're an All Star, get your game on.

Speaker 1 (50:12):
Don't play.

Speaker 2 (50:13):
Well, I said, don't play. I'd ask for the gun,
but I know you're not going to give it to me. Michael.
That's fine. I have one. Oh no.

Speaker 3 (50:21):
Backfire here mathon bullets today. He's taking so many shots already.

Speaker 1 (50:29):
He sounds like you need a left handed relieve.

Speaker 2 (50:31):
They'll be at the All Star in twenty twenty seven.
Well shout out redly Field. I have never felt a
song more in my life. I just want to fight
for my right to work with some sane human beings
at some point in time in my life, and we're
trying to party with sane human beings. We're going to

(50:54):
show with that.

Speaker 1 (50:56):
No one goes to the circus to watch a secretary
in or cubicle.

Speaker 2 (50:59):
You know, Actually that'd be a great circus. I'd love
to watch it. Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (51:04):
Imagine you're sitting at the circus, You're watching all these
incredible shows and you just having some long neck ice
cold beers.

Speaker 2 (51:10):
Text time. Let's just go eight fifty. You can always
text us. And if you missed the number, it's eight
four four.

Speaker 3 (51:22):
We're talking about Grandma's smoking earlier from the eight one five.
I couldn't remember what those skinny cigarettes my Grammy used
to smoke for that.

Speaker 2 (51:29):
Virginia Slims. Yeah, thank you eight one.

Speaker 1 (51:31):
Five, Thank you Virginia Slims.

Speaker 3 (51:34):
Jo says, Michael, you're a moron. Mom Uh says, the
socks aren't one ten. They're out in Calli at eight
thirty eight is the first pitch tonight. I don't like
it when our teams play on the West Coast. The
games are so damn late.

Speaker 2 (51:46):
You're gonna be up from lollpaloozas.

Speaker 3 (51:48):
No, that's true, Susie C says, good morning, Pitt Marris,
I'm with you f country music, Bike right, I'm with you,
Vodka over whiskey, and Maria, I'm with you chaos over sanity.

Speaker 2 (52:00):
Just cancel it out that I'm with you Maris Essentially.

Speaker 1 (52:03):
No, she didn't cancel it out. It's an addition.

Speaker 2 (52:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (52:07):
And in addition to being with you, she's also with
Mike and me.

Speaker 2 (52:10):
And in addition she says, love you guys, love the show.
Let the chaos rain. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (52:18):
One more from the four to six nine. Lincoln Park
just played at Berkley Center here in Brooklyn. I had
a ticket but wasn't able to go, and everyone who
went said it was one of the best concerts they
have ever been into in their life. I'm kicking myself
all week.

Speaker 2 (52:29):
Don't be me. Go see Lincoln Park. I will make
sacrifice to make sure I'm in the building. I'm scared
and most likely not at work the next day. Let's
check you out on let's talk back, see what's going
on here. I thought we'd change it up just a
little bit. We'd do it in a baritone. No, my heart, I've.

Speaker 3 (52:57):
Never seen Marri's roll his eyes hardmost lost my vision.

Speaker 2 (53:02):
I almost lost my vision. Somebody please save me, hey,
mayor Bear.

Speaker 10 (53:09):
You know, if I'm a gambling man, which i am,
I would I would gamble to say that that gatling
gun is probably loaded up and ready to seek out
some some hole vengeance for you.

Speaker 2 (53:22):
I don't know what they've been.

Speaker 5 (53:23):
Doing, but I probably know what they've been doing, So
you know, I'm just saying I feel like it might
be a fair you know, a fair punishment. Don't tell
him I told you to do it, Oliver.

Speaker 2 (53:35):
They heard it, Odin, they heard that. Everybody heard it,
so you hear it. I can't sneak up to the
gatling gun and just start firing it off, so there'll
be vengeance at some other time. Mm hmm. Do I
have a winner? Oh yeah, Let's give it to Joe
because he sings in a very low, basy bar zone
that I don't appreciated. Joe's going to Toto food Fighters

(53:59):
are going to keep you ninety five minutes commercial free music. Michael,
what's the new drummer's name? Elon Ruben? Okay, nope, Elan,
there we go. All right, we'll get there at some
point along. Alan, get along, Ruben, Alright.

Speaker 1 (54:22):
You got it, Guysizza parties are fun. But I don't
even have that budget. But if I've learned anything from
the corporate chills, it's not like we need to have
money to give you, guys, any sort of praiser, feedback,
free work. They've had a boys Marri's kick us off.

Speaker 2 (54:39):
This week we found out beer can't break your heart.
But this was something that we already knew. The Boy
marys it's been a hell about week. Ah, the boy Mars, it's.

Speaker 1 (55:04):
Been a hell of a week.

Speaker 2 (55:06):
Mikey. Last night I saw He's the Elephant. Tonight it's corn.
But all I want to do was sing this song
long neck. I told me, never broke my hor.

Speaker 3 (55:20):
Ah.

Speaker 1 (55:21):
The boy Bike, it's been a Hello.

Speaker 3 (55:25):
We you sing it?

Speaker 1 (55:27):
No bad boy, Mikey, Marry sang it.

Speaker 2 (55:31):
It's Hello. The base.

Speaker 1 (55:34):
Well, I was right, and we did get in trouble.
But that kind of thing sort of makes my pleasure double.
But oh my gosh, I'm parched. Isn't that queer?

Speaker 2 (55:44):
I think I need a.

Speaker 6 (55:46):
Loll mackbe you never broke b.

Speaker 2 (55:58):
It's a double shoot on the mornings. It's hell.

Speaker 1 (56:07):
I'm trying.

Speaker 6 (56:11):
Long egg guys, gold beer, never broke b. Now that
cabin bag, the foot, all this, boy, I can kneel.

Speaker 2 (56:25):
Some of us will be back next week. Marris is
the only one I cannot confirm whom that will be.
There will be a hunger games at Lollapalooza. O mag guys,
cold beer never broke by. All right, are you done
or are you finished? See a born tonight. She's done.

(56:49):
Have a wonderful weekend, everybody,