Anvils, Algorithms & Awkward Orders

This week’s episode is stacked heavier than an Amazon cart full of anvils!

We kick things off with a bizarre story of a guy who can’t stop buying—and returning—anvils online. From there, we dive into the looming question: will the future bring a human vs. robot war?

Sports fans get their fill with the latest highlights and headlines before we stir up some relationship drama: is liking someone’s selfies really crossing the line, or just harmless double-tapping? 

In Bad News Bears, we unpack stories that sting just a little too much, then slide into a lighter (and very relatable) topic—Drink Anxiety. 

Why do so many of us feel judged by our drink order? Rounding out the episode, we drop fresh updates from the world of rock in Rock News, geek out with Nerd News, and keep tradition alive with another White Sox Wednesday. Buckle up—this one’s got laughter, debates, and maybe even a little soul-searching.

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:05):
Oh, there we go. Hello, is this thing on?

Speaker 2 (00:09):
It is now?

Speaker 3 (00:10):
Oh boy, we've done it. It's alive radio show. This
is the Morning Mosh put on Rock ninety five to five.
My name is Maria Palmer.

Speaker 4 (00:18):
I'm Marius, I'm Michael. You were saying something off, Mike
just that's three seconds.

Speaker 3 (00:23):
Yeah, I mean it was related to the song. If
only my microphone had been turned on by my board
off at that point, then.

Speaker 1 (00:30):
Never I heard it. That guy I was gonna say.

Speaker 3 (00:35):
Sometimes I give myself the creeps, and it's usually in
October for the perche.

Speaker 5 (00:41):
What is the purge? If people who have no idea
what that is are listening.

Speaker 3 (00:44):
The purge is your chance to say whatever stupid creepy
stuff you want. You want to comment on my posts.
I give you time to do that as long as
you leave me alone for the rest of the year.

Speaker 2 (00:58):
How's that going?

Speaker 1 (00:59):
Actually fine? Oh I have more people that comment.

Speaker 3 (01:03):
I'll save it for the purge and then actually, wow,
leave the comments.

Speaker 1 (01:07):
Yeah exactly.

Speaker 3 (01:08):
They know that they're going to get tired. This is
a this is a win wind scenario. They get to
get it out. What kind of is in cel?

Speaker 5 (01:16):
The right word is sitting around leaving stupid sexual comments
on your stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:21):
That's weird.

Speaker 1 (01:22):
I don't know, ask the entire internet, my eue.

Speaker 2 (01:24):
I was going to say, have you met the Internet?

Speaker 4 (01:26):
Yeah, this is just what they've been alive for about
thirty years now, and it's only been getting worse. Yeah,
that's interesting about the AOL chat rooms we used to
sit in and just wile out on.

Speaker 5 (01:36):
Yeah, but I didn't go on women's profiles and leave
creepy things. I just find that weird. Are people really creepy?

Speaker 2 (01:43):
Yes? I mean, and maybe I'm just boring or something,
but so weird. I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:48):
It came from necessity because I used to just post
on social media, you know, for my job.

Speaker 1 (01:54):
Oh, just doing my.

Speaker 3 (01:55):
Worst exactly, and it would be mostly good comments, and
then it would be one of the most disgusting and
very descriptive things anyone had ever said. And it would
happen every single time, and eventually I was just like,
this is ridiculous. I can't like post without something incredibly
graphic being commented to me. So I was like, fine,

(02:15):
you're gonna do this to me anyway, here's a time frame,
here's a little bit of boundary.

Speaker 2 (02:20):
Yeah, just some mental health for yourself.

Speaker 3 (02:22):
And then it's also incredibly hilarious to have them do
it and then just be like, aha, you're disgusting and
then move on with my deck. Well, guess what, creepers,
Tomorrow's gonna be a big day for you. Tomorrow will
be less creepy. So tomorrow we're gonna do sort of
a mini purge. You'll be able to shoot your shot.
You can't just say.

Speaker 1 (02:39):
Whatever you want to be because you're divorced.

Speaker 4 (02:41):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's gonna be fun.

Speaker 1 (02:44):
So you could.

Speaker 3 (02:45):
We'll give you, like ten seconds on air. You can
give me your line. I'm going to reject you, but
it's gonna be hilarious there, Okay, I.

Speaker 2 (02:52):
Mean ten seconds. You're not.

Speaker 5 (02:55):
I'm saying, if you were creative enough, if you researched
enough how to structure that particular sentence, maybe you could
be the love of Maria Palmer's life.

Speaker 1 (03:04):
I'm still gonna tell you.

Speaker 4 (03:05):
I was gonna say, Maria's got her feet in the sand,
head in the sand, hands in the sand, body in
the sand.

Speaker 2 (03:11):
She's not moving on this.

Speaker 1 (03:12):
I'm entirely in the sand. I am they got an accent. Yeah,
I'm still gotta.

Speaker 3 (03:19):
Reject you, mister Sandwillman.

Speaker 2 (03:23):
We would like it if you have a boat.

Speaker 3 (03:25):
So yeah, if your opening line is I have a boat.

Speaker 2 (03:30):
Can I take you home? I can't swim, so I'm
just don't FaZe me.

Speaker 1 (03:34):
That's why we would have the boat. Maris Weather's next.

Speaker 4 (03:42):
Now w C HI Weather with Michael who likes moisture
readings way too much.

Speaker 2 (03:50):
Jesus, I'm so excited about weather today.

Speaker 1 (03:54):
We were able to pick that up from subtlety.

Speaker 5 (03:57):
Excited about a lot of things today, like that the
cups are back, baby, let's see here.

Speaker 2 (04:04):
Two games. Yeah, a long way to go. It's gonna
be more today.

Speaker 1 (04:07):
Yeah, I can't wait for your depressive episode next week.

Speaker 2 (04:09):
Stop it going to tomorrow the World series.

Speaker 5 (04:14):
Beautiful day today the reason I'm actually so excited. It's
gonna be absolutely gorgeous. It's a little cloudy this morning,
but sunshine the rest of the day. Low humidity and
a high My god, it feels like southern California of
seventy six degrees.

Speaker 2 (04:27):
Ah. Oh, so good, so good.

Speaker 5 (04:32):
The humidity has been killing me a little bit, find
myself stinking that's just you.

Speaker 2 (04:37):
Yeah, lack of shower.

Speaker 5 (04:40):
You should take a bath, deodorant, bath aluminum with some
yeah chemicals, toxic stuff heavy.

Speaker 1 (04:49):
If they have the forever chemicals, put them in your armpit.

Speaker 5 (04:52):
By the way, Tomorrow sunny all day and seventy eight.
Friday sunny all day, in eighty one, Saturday sunny all day,
in eighty two, Sunday sunny all day, and seventy five.
Monday sonny all day and seventy one.

Speaker 2 (05:05):
Look at that baby. Wait, what was the weather for Sunday?
I said, shiney and tefventy five.

Speaker 4 (05:11):
You know what that sounds perfect for sitting outside enjoying
simple plan. Yeah, at Northerly Island. We want you to
be there eight four four nine five five ninety five
fifty me CALLAR ten to get your tickets because it's
gonna be a beautiful day.

Speaker 2 (05:26):
As Michael has told us, it's gonna be perfect.

Speaker 4 (05:28):
You enjoy a concert the lake front, the skyline and
some great music.

Speaker 1 (05:33):
And what's that number?

Speaker 2 (05:34):
A FI five ninety five fifty art real quick?

Speaker 5 (05:36):
You know who's playing with My Chemical Romance, which we
have tickets for in the walkie talk back today. Yeah,
My Chemical Romance has handpicked the openers for each tour.

Speaker 2 (05:45):
Okay, or each date devo nice.

Speaker 1 (05:48):
Oh my god, isn't.

Speaker 5 (05:50):
That a weird bit?

Speaker 2 (05:51):
But I guess Gerard loves you.

Speaker 1 (05:52):
He's gonna say yes.

Speaker 3 (05:53):
But no, because they're theatrical too in their performances.

Speaker 2 (05:56):
You don't want to see them whip it.

Speaker 5 (05:58):
I want to see them whip it good. So simple
plant tickets now all day. All you got to do
is leave us a Walkie talk talk back. Your name
goes in the hat for the My Chemical Romance tickets.

Speaker 2 (06:07):
Here we go. Hell yeah, call it to him, baby,
let's get it.

Speaker 4 (06:14):
Shout out to Tom from Dire Indiana. He got those
simple Planet tickets for that beautiful Sunday we have coming
up this weekend. And also reminder, Walkee talk back today,
send us a message for a chance to win tickets
to My Chemical Romance A soldier field.

Speaker 2 (06:31):
That's a hot ticket.

Speaker 1 (06:32):
I'm sorry he's from where dire dire?

Speaker 4 (06:36):
Oh thank you, my apologies, the dialect got into the way.

Speaker 1 (06:45):
Honestly, like we speak for a living, learn how to
do it my bad.

Speaker 3 (06:50):
Okay, this dude has spent all of this year so
far buying and returning one hundred ten pound anvills from Amazon.

Speaker 2 (07:00):
I guess my only question is why is because he can?
Is he Wiley Coyote.

Speaker 3 (07:07):
I was gonna say that he'd be ordering from acme,
and he is ordering from Amazon, so he has a.

Speaker 1 (07:11):
Modern day Wiley Coyote, I suppose.

Speaker 2 (07:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (07:15):
So since he's.

Speaker 3 (07:16):
Got Prime membership and they cost oh that's fun. It
was me that was my.

Speaker 1 (07:23):
Email Notification's fine.

Speaker 3 (07:26):
So since there were like two hundred some odd bucks
and he's got Prime, Amazon covers shipping it to him
and back, so he's not losing any money.

Speaker 1 (07:37):
We don't really know who's losing mother money.

Speaker 3 (07:39):
It's either Amazon, which case that's a harmless prank clip
in my book, or it's the seller.

Speaker 1 (07:45):
We don't know.

Speaker 4 (07:47):
I'd be intrigued on if they're giving him Amazon credit
or not, although although even if they were, it would
still work out in his favor because.

Speaker 1 (07:56):
He's finding the same thing.

Speaker 2 (07:57):
Yeah, just recycling over and over and over.

Speaker 5 (08:00):
When I used to get something that was messed up
from Amazon, I would like hit them up on the
chat or something, and they'd be like, okay, we're we
fund you or we'll send you a new thing. Now
there's this thing where you gotta take you got to
send back the broken thing like I got I got
Ketchup or Ketchup shampoo conditioner.

Speaker 2 (08:13):
The other day.

Speaker 1 (08:14):
You smell like that.

Speaker 5 (08:15):
Yes, one of them was broken open and empty and
I hit them up and I was like, yeah, you
just send me another one. And they're like, well, you
need to now take it to an Amazon return place,
which is at a Whole Foods and Return and I
was like, I'm not taking this bottle back, honestly. Is
he carrying the anvil back and forth? Which would be funny.

Speaker 4 (08:31):
I think they're picking it up. But I mean Amazon
was just throwing things away for so long. Now they're like,
all right, we might have a lost profit here.

Speaker 2 (08:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (08:41):
The world is just not set up for type B personalities.
Don't make me do an extra thing. I don't do
one extra thing. I'm not going to do the thing.

Speaker 6 (08:49):
Amen.

Speaker 1 (08:50):
And that's how they keep their money.

Speaker 2 (08:52):
That's how they good.

Speaker 1 (08:52):
Damn you bezos.

Speaker 3 (08:55):
God.

Speaker 2 (08:56):
Amazon is awesome, though.

Speaker 5 (08:58):
Talk about how peasy it is to just order something
and have it to show up at your house.

Speaker 1 (09:02):
I know, I mean I don't know if you know this.
You can get an anvil?

Speaker 3 (09:05):
What?

Speaker 1 (09:05):
Yeah, what, They'll bring it and then if you want
to return it they'll pick it up and bring.

Speaker 4 (09:09):
It back to Wow. It's like, there's this guy that's
doing that all year of an anvil.

Speaker 2 (09:18):
Audio Slave, a man that made.

Speaker 5 (09:20):
Three albums before splitting up. Chris Cornell left the band
citing irreversible personality conflicts with mister tom Morello, but they
did reunite in twenty seventeen for a one off performance.
The last show that happened for Audio Slave before Chris
Cornell passed away. Rock ninety five to five, Chicago's rock station.
In the morning, match Pit is on.

Speaker 3 (09:40):
Oh, personality differences, something so innately human, something we're going
to miss when we lose all of our humanity in
the Inevitable Human Advice as a Robot Wall.

Speaker 6 (09:54):
News from the front of the Inevitable Human Robot.

Speaker 1 (09:57):
War, and scientists can read our minds.

Speaker 3 (10:00):
Stanford University scientists have made a breakthrough brain computer interface
technology that can decode inner speech like whatever your like
monologue is with seventy four percent accuracy.

Speaker 5 (10:14):
They have to already be doing that. I think about
things all the time, then I get ads for it.
I didn't talk about it, I didn't know anything else.
I just thought about something, and I get an ad
on my phone.

Speaker 3 (10:21):
Well, you know you're a real enigma, right, pattern's gonna
be boobs boob.

Speaker 2 (10:31):
Yeah, it's my AI companion.

Speaker 3 (10:37):
Instagram's in my mind that keep showing me big booney
latinas and someone's in there. This is really cool because like,
if you have something with speech issues or paralysis like
als or anything like that, it's a really big deal

(10:57):
because you don't have to go through like the type
thing even because some people can't do that.

Speaker 4 (11:01):
So my thing is there are people that don't have
an inner monologue.

Speaker 2 (11:05):
Yeah, it's just blank and.

Speaker 1 (11:08):
That that's a real thing. Not everyone has like a
dialogue or monologue going on.

Speaker 4 (11:13):
For the life of me, I can't process it because
I can think through my thoughts and all that other stuff.
But for like them to be blank, and but they're
still moving and going through life.

Speaker 2 (11:23):
I'm like, how do you plan?

Speaker 7 (11:24):
God?

Speaker 5 (11:24):
That sounds peaceful. My thoughts have thoughts.

Speaker 3 (11:29):
And none of them are good. That doesn't make any sense.
It's like many layered but not complex.

Speaker 4 (11:36):
They can get it to work for the people with
the without the inner monologue, I'll be impressed.

Speaker 3 (11:41):
Yeah, this is really really cool. But also look at
the smile on your face. I think it's you know,
I think brain science is really cool. I think it's
really interesting. So they it says it works by using
microelectrodes placed in the mode cortex to record neural activity

(12:02):
when participants imagine speaking, rather than attempting to speak out loud.

Speaker 2 (12:06):
That's so cool.

Speaker 5 (12:08):
I remember a few weeks ago you not being all
about putting something in your head that's.

Speaker 1 (12:12):
Different from neuralink.

Speaker 3 (12:14):
I don want e lawn Muskt anywhere near my brain
or my person at all. And in fact, maybe if
he could do his like interstellar travel, that.

Speaker 1 (12:22):
Would be like really lit.

Speaker 3 (12:23):
Oh wow, Yeah, I think this has just really cool
implications for disabled people. Yeah, and also for psychology. I
imagine that that's really cool too, because there's what you
want to say, and then there's what's happening on the inside,
and like how interesting to psychoanalyze the differences there.

Speaker 2 (12:43):
Wow.

Speaker 5 (12:43):
The discovery that all this is going to cause being
able to process brains and know more things about the
body and stuff, it's gonna end up being pretty incredible.

Speaker 1 (12:51):
That is, unless the robots get it first.

Speaker 3 (12:57):
Well, and that they know everything that we're thinking and
then can anticipate our next attacks and then we don't
have the element of surprise and the inevitable human versus
robot w News.

Speaker 2 (13:08):
From the front of the inevitable human robot war.

Speaker 3 (13:16):
Just a fun little ditty about a woman killing her
dad for sexually abusing her on.

Speaker 1 (13:21):
The Morning moshmid on Rock ninety five to five Songs Deep,
you know, songs fodder.

Speaker 3 (13:27):
Stephen Tyler has absolutely admitted that he's attracted to his
daughter Live Tyler public. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Stephen Tyler are
saying around.

Speaker 2 (13:37):
Child sexual music. That's fun, that's fun.

Speaker 1 (13:39):
Anyway, what are we doing? Voice?

Speaker 2 (13:41):
It's a hard pivot, but we're doing sports.

Speaker 3 (13:43):
How hard a pivot is it?

Speaker 2 (13:53):
Rock?

Speaker 1 (13:55):
No shame?

Speaker 2 (13:56):
Let's go just get into it.

Speaker 1 (13:59):
It's like I think lives.

Speaker 2 (14:02):
I'm not her dad.

Speaker 5 (14:06):
Listen, Come on, listen, Come on listen. I'd like to
let everyone know that we are back up.

Speaker 2 (14:13):
Yes, we are. World Series. I'm getting ready finding I'm
buying my tickets the Cubs.

Speaker 4 (14:20):
Are you gonna get Are you gonna get Brewers tickets?
Because that's where you're going to see a World Series?

Speaker 7 (14:25):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (14:25):
Dare you?

Speaker 8 (14:26):
Wow?

Speaker 3 (14:26):
Mikey, isn't a toxic relationship with the Cubs. This is
what I sounded like for the last eight years. I
think they're really turning around this time.

Speaker 5 (14:34):
Come on, tell us about the double headed two big
games yesterday, first one Cubs six four the final, second
one Cubs four to one the final. They sweep the
double header and handing Milwaukee a rare two loss day. Sorry,
which is crazy because they've won so many games in
a row and we just shut it down.

Speaker 4 (14:53):
And how many games are you still back on the Brewers.

Speaker 2 (14:56):
It's gonna be seventh? Big?

Speaker 5 (14:58):
The answer seven if we could take the next two,
let's see, it would be three left.

Speaker 4 (15:03):
No, four, three If you take then hey, what are
you talking about? Because I did the mental math and
then I looked again in and I was like, Okay,
he's doing it again.

Speaker 5 (15:21):
Michael Bush boosted the offense all while tally all on
the return with the quality start, reinforcing the Cups rotation
of the bullpen, and the Brewers, despite their offensive push,
could not capitalize in either game.

Speaker 4 (15:31):
Well on the south side, that's crazy, Holy runs, Batman, Yes,
I bet that suit.

Speaker 2 (15:39):
It's tough to get off.

Speaker 4 (15:41):
Quick Sucks lose eleven to ten to the Braves. All
offense and just a great day for Kyle Teal as
he had another home run in four RBIs. Luis Roberts Jr.
Had a three RB eyes off a double in the
fifth yesterday. But the Braves did come back as they

(16:01):
had a big five run seventh and then two more
runs in the eighth to put the nail on the coffin.
I want to see more runs in today's game with
the White Sox and Braves, and it is White Sox Winnesday.

Speaker 2 (16:13):
It's a fun game.

Speaker 5 (16:14):
I mean if you likes scoring, oh yeah, a lot
of high scoring game. And by the way, did I
mention that the Cubs are back? We're back, baby, Okay,
get here. It's gonna be seventy five and Sonny go
to Wrigular.

Speaker 1 (16:25):
But I don't want to see any runs with White Sox.
I mean, imagine the sustains.

Speaker 2 (16:29):
We're switching to.

Speaker 4 (16:30):
Because I can't stand you right now, Michael, Yeah, thank you.

Speaker 2 (16:34):
Yep, yep, this is kind of cool.

Speaker 5 (16:36):
Caleb Williams and the Bears starters will play in the
preseason finale against the Kansas City chiefs Andy Reid has
also announced that his starters will kick off the game
as well.

Speaker 2 (16:47):
I love hate this. I would like to see a
few more series from Caleb. But it's also the third
preseason game, so just whatever, I don't know, I.

Speaker 5 (16:56):
Just would I would sit them where he goes out
and hurts himself.

Speaker 4 (17:00):
Do you imagine it's also that time where you're trying
to solidify your backups and if.

Speaker 1 (17:05):
The fire runs.

Speaker 2 (17:08):
To make them solid.

Speaker 4 (17:09):
Okay, yeah, actually there are run plays in football.

Speaker 2 (17:15):
Yeah, yep, come bad, that's my fault.

Speaker 5 (17:17):
Honestly, could you imagine if you're tumming, you was upset
and you're playing football.

Speaker 1 (17:21):
I bet you'd be so much better at it.

Speaker 4 (17:23):
Because it happened last year. One of the Lions players
was we were wearing white pants.

Speaker 2 (17:32):
No had accident in the middle of the game.

Speaker 1 (17:34):
And I love that. This is what I mean.

Speaker 3 (17:36):
Just like I want my hockey to have a little
bit of boxing on the ice, I want my football
to have a little bit of tooting.

Speaker 2 (17:42):
I hope it was the center. It wasn't. He was
a defensive player and say then.

Speaker 5 (17:46):
The quarterbacks got to get right. Oh and he defended
fun sports are fun. Go Cubs, baby, I'm so tired
of you.

Speaker 1 (17:54):
The Cubs pooped.

Speaker 2 (17:56):
They have they are pooping.

Speaker 5 (17:58):
If a cup poops in the Wood in the Super Bowl.

Speaker 1 (18:06):
Oh you're gonna take up Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (18:09):
Yes, tomorrow is thirst to day Live. We're gonna be
at a microphone brewing for D Day. We are celebrating divorce,
all things about it, because we deserve to.

Speaker 2 (18:20):
Sometimes you just gotta get out.

Speaker 1 (18:22):
You know, some people are getting real. Uh they getting
the feed is raffled about a divorce celebration.

Speaker 3 (18:27):
Do you also get mad when people call funerals a
celebration of life?

Speaker 2 (18:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (18:32):
People are very set in their ways, so when they
see something different.

Speaker 2 (18:35):
It bothers them. Yeah, I get yeah, just move on.

Speaker 1 (18:40):
Also, like, no one's aiming for divorce. It's not like
we're saying this is a goal.

Speaker 3 (18:45):
We're saying this is a thing that's statistically going to
happen in most people. And so if we have to
be sad and angry about it all the time, maybe
we can also have some drinks about it and make
it fun.

Speaker 2 (18:55):
Let's do it.

Speaker 1 (18:55):
We're gonna now.

Speaker 4 (18:57):
Speaking of relationships, I can't imagine that this is something
that is ruffle feathers in a relationship. If a gentleman
in a relationship is liking too many selfies from other
women that are not their significant other.

Speaker 2 (19:13):
Well, I've been there.

Speaker 1 (19:15):
Like everything else, it depends.

Speaker 4 (19:18):
Yeah, And this TikToker has basically come out to say
that any guy that is crossing the boundary or it's
crossing a boundary when you're liking, commenting, dming, and doing
all of those extra things. But I want to draw
the line at liking.

Speaker 5 (19:35):
Yeah. So well, now, if you like something on like Instagram,
everybody can see, which.

Speaker 4 (19:44):
Makes you very subjective on the things that you're gonna like.
But I think there's two different actions happening in this situation.
If you're hitting a like, there's a lot of times
I'll just like something, keep scrolling and not even think
about it.

Speaker 1 (19:58):
If excuse different from truth.

Speaker 5 (20:03):
I don't even I wasn't even thinking about it. I mean,
it's just I just not like everybody's stuff.

Speaker 3 (20:07):
Honey, it's just a woman in a bikini. I don't
understand what the issue is.

Speaker 4 (20:11):
But did you go so far as to comment like
hot stuff or did you hit her in the DMZ.

Speaker 2 (20:17):
Like I really like the way that bikini Sidney on you.
I'm in a relation would do that. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (20:21):
I get the worst comments from men that have their
wives and children and their profile pictures.

Speaker 2 (20:26):
See that's crazy, that's wild.

Speaker 3 (20:29):
Yeah, without fail almost, But also it's like, because that's
what I that's not what I'm for, But for them,
that's what I'm for.

Speaker 1 (20:36):
I'm not part of their marriage or their life.

Speaker 3 (20:38):
So like for yeah, I mean kind of for those,
I'm certainly not amused.

Speaker 4 (20:47):
So for you, really quickly, if and when you jump
back in and your guy is liking other women's photos
on Instagram?

Speaker 2 (20:57):
Is that a boundary for you? Interesting?

Speaker 1 (20:59):
Again?

Speaker 2 (21:00):
And it depends what'dent?

Speaker 3 (21:04):
It depends on what is the nature of the photos
that he's liking. Is he just friends with these women?
Have they been friends since before I came into the picture,
and they have an established history of they'd like each
other's photos because they're friends.

Speaker 5 (21:18):
What if it's a celebrity, would if it's a Sidney
Sweeney boob pick or something.

Speaker 3 (21:21):
I wouldn't date someone that would do that. That's not literally,
that's just not the type of guy that I'm into,
not in Like.

Speaker 5 (21:31):
Okay, let's say you did find a guy that's not
like that, not into that, and you see one time
that he liked something like that, would you would it
irk you a little?

Speaker 1 (21:39):
Maybe?

Speaker 5 (21:39):
As a guy if a girl was doing that to
other studs, I would be irked.

Speaker 3 (21:43):
Well, I feel like it's a little different because when
a chick does that to other dudes, usually there's something
else there, because like why would we well.

Speaker 5 (21:51):
That we're just guys too, Like if you're if you're
committed to someone and you're you know, why are you
out liking other girls pictures?

Speaker 2 (21:58):
That's not going around to me? And like, what's up,
baby beautiful? Is it actually doesn't seem that bad now
that I say, don't.

Speaker 1 (22:04):
I mean it should seem worse, It should see worse.

Speaker 5 (22:07):
What do you think A four four ninety five fifty?
We want to hear from you, irrespectful? Do you want
to go see my chemical romance?

Speaker 7 (22:18):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (22:18):
We're all going.

Speaker 5 (22:19):
All you have to do is give us a walky
talk back today on the iHeartRadio app over put the
hit the little microphone in the upper right hand corner
and leave a message. It shoots us, shoots it into
the studio. Could be a joke, it could be anything
you want, and your name's automatically in the hat to
go with the morning Marsh bit here on Rock ninety
five five, Chicago's rock station.

Speaker 3 (22:37):
And Extra Points if you start it with give us
your message and then go over yeah.

Speaker 1 (22:41):
Because we'd like a walking talk back damn straight.

Speaker 3 (22:44):
So when the Carpet Chills came to me and they said, hey,
you need a news segment, but we don't want to
get our audience down, I was like, Oh, that is
going to be a tough thing because, as we know,
news headlines are just all of the worst things you
could possibly imagine, like concentrated, concentrate, terrific.

Speaker 2 (23:00):
Two of these are going to be about kids. I
bet you feel the kids coming on.

Speaker 3 (23:04):
I don't like that phrasing even a little, right the
Steven Tyler or there, Yeah, and.

Speaker 1 (23:13):
They said they said their response.

Speaker 3 (23:15):
So what they said was to just put a positive
spin on the headlines.

Speaker 1 (23:20):
Because there's something you're gonna do. So I'm gonna do
that with these headlines. That reminder I did not write.
I did not write these. These are real headlines. I
am not the one hurting you.

Speaker 3 (23:29):
This is bad news. Bears quote cut his head off.
Man charged with killing dad, Yay.

Speaker 2 (23:42):
Alright, okay, start let's go to therapy therapy, but then
maybe that was his therapy.

Speaker 3 (23:50):
Elderly woman loses puppy and deadly dog attack.

Speaker 2 (23:54):
Oh I don't like that.

Speaker 1 (23:58):
No me, neither.

Speaker 3 (24:00):
Baby found dead decomposing in apartment.

Speaker 2 (24:03):
I told you there'd be one, you said two. I'm
waiting on this last.

Speaker 3 (24:07):
Story to arrested after human remains a veteran found.

Speaker 2 (24:14):
Only one kids hit at huh okay, all of that.

Speaker 1 (24:19):
Just bad news bears. You know, I think the corporate
chills were right.

Speaker 2 (24:24):
How do you feel? I'm not okay, it's not great.

Speaker 1 (24:30):
Well, those are your news sidelines.

Speaker 2 (24:32):
So thanks, Maria.

Speaker 1 (24:33):
There for something.

Speaker 2 (24:34):
We appreciate it. I don't know what they're for, none
of us.

Speaker 6 (24:37):
Do.

Speaker 1 (24:37):
It feels like further harm?

Speaker 2 (24:38):
It is absolutely.

Speaker 4 (24:42):
It is the morning mash Pit on Rock ninety five
to five and a yesteryear. I used to DJ weddings,
really and that was one of the top picks for
songs during dinner. Was the food Fighters ever long? The
acoustic version, very sexy, very sexy.

Speaker 5 (24:58):
You gotta promise not to stop when I say when
it's good for a wedding, Oh.

Speaker 2 (25:03):
My god, what's that?

Speaker 1 (25:04):
So for my next couple of weddings, you're going to
have to be the DJ.

Speaker 2 (25:07):
Oh my, I'm retired. It's amazing retired.

Speaker 5 (25:10):
What about it? A Thursday Live. Could you DJ wedding style?
We have a wedding, Well, we are doing a divorce.
Maybe we could celebrate. Everybody's got to come in tuxas.
Maris is the DJ. Okay, I'll be an MC with you.

Speaker 4 (25:24):
Oh you'd mikey?

Speaker 2 (25:27):
All right, everybody out on the dance floor. DJ Marris?
Did you have a DJ name?

Speaker 4 (25:32):
I just went by Mariss because it confused people, because like,
are you being serious? I only I only did DJ spiders.
I only did it for like very close friends or family.
So I just went by marisud be simple. I wasn't
doing anything crazy.

Speaker 1 (25:46):
Very close friends to me, Mariss do it for me?

Speaker 2 (25:51):
Oh yeah? That was that button was hot.

Speaker 3 (25:57):
And it's good to know that you would do things
even if other people judged you for.

Speaker 2 (26:01):
It, not just say what they did was making money.

Speaker 1 (26:03):
So yeah, buddy.

Speaker 3 (26:05):
This survey says that one in three men would rather
drink a glass of rose wine instead of a pint
of beer if they didn't feel they would be judged
for doing that, so they're insecure about their fruit little drinks.

Speaker 1 (26:18):
Is this because of Carrie Underwood?

Speaker 2 (26:20):
No?

Speaker 4 (26:21):
I I used to care like a lot about what
people would think of me. And then I got into
it with this one woman at a bar. I ordered
a cranberry vodka because I like cranberry sure, and she
was like, oh are you on your parent You got
a UTI And I was.

Speaker 2 (26:40):
Like, what are you? What? What? Why?

Speaker 1 (26:43):
You said yes?

Speaker 4 (26:44):
Why are you yelling at me for getting a cranberry vodka?
Oh that's so girly? Why would you do that? And
like this is me mid twenty so I'm still a
little ripped. I'm like just strong standing next to her,
I'm like, this is what you want to judge me on,
and like I could care less. I think I ordered
the girliest thing they had at the bar after that,
just to piss her off and nothing to do with her.

Speaker 2 (27:05):
I just wanted to make her angry.

Speaker 5 (27:08):
The pinkest thing you got, damn the drink, pink drink
you got, Okay.

Speaker 3 (27:14):
I think it's dumb to assign gender to flavor, Like
why are sweet things girly? What? What about my other
X chromosome means that sugary and cinnamony or whatever, for
some reason.

Speaker 1 (27:27):
Would taste better to me And.

Speaker 3 (27:29):
A masculine tongue needs ash and bitter and.

Speaker 1 (27:34):
Terrible, like why put yourself?

Speaker 3 (27:37):
Why do things have to hurt just a little bit
in order to make them more legitimate?

Speaker 1 (27:42):
That doesn't make sense.

Speaker 5 (27:43):
Yeah, I have a comment here, but let me take
a drink out of my pink Stanley cup. Uh huh delicious?

Speaker 1 (27:50):
Did you get that? Northern Colorado?

Speaker 5 (27:51):
I just I just don't care what people think about
what I drink.

Speaker 2 (27:57):
I don't.

Speaker 5 (27:58):
It doesn't even It's never crossed my mind to be like,
oh that's pink.

Speaker 2 (28:01):
I can't get that. And then my other thing that
I was looking at it was like I bought this
for me for seventeen dollars.

Speaker 4 (28:08):
Like you, Now, if I bought you a drinking you
didn't want that, I understand why you'd be upset, But
this is what I wanted in this moment, so back off.

Speaker 3 (28:16):
Also, like, no one looks at Tiaki cocktails as masculine
or feminine.

Speaker 4 (28:21):
Oh it was fun, yeah, exactly. I get a little
umbrella and it was a little whistle.

Speaker 2 (28:29):
Yeah, it's weird. A coconut.

Speaker 3 (28:36):
He's like, I want to grab coconuts, so I want
to go. Now you give me some melons. The other thing, too,
is like who's judging you?

Speaker 9 (28:44):
Man?

Speaker 3 (28:44):
Because when when you think about what, for instance, you
maybe judge other people for. But like the things that
you notice about other people tend to be things that
you yourself are insecure about. So if someone's judging you for
what you're drinking, that means oh, when they're drinking something,
they are doing it performatively.

Speaker 1 (29:01):
They are making sure that they are having a drink
that makes a statement. And guess what.

Speaker 2 (29:07):
Not announced not my circus. I don't care.

Speaker 3 (29:11):
Take whatever you want it first to stay tomorrow, let's go. Yes,
here I go again on my own and we're celebrating
it thanks to the magic of divorce. D Day Tomorrow
Thirst to Day live at Microphone Brewing in Elk Grove Village.
Will be there from five to seven and let's be realistic,

(29:31):
probably much longer there.

Speaker 1 (29:32):
We'll be drinking involved. It's gonna be fun.

Speaker 2 (29:34):
Mikey, let's do some rock news. If you want rock news, Yeah,
let's do it. I love rocks. Start things, Let's break
stuff to kick things off.

Speaker 5 (29:42):
Red dirsh As smacked a drone out of the sky
at Ascuit show in Turkey. Now, I guess in America
we're very strict about drones flying over events with people
like lots of people like sporting events stuff like that.
In other countries they're not, so I guess this happens
a lot in different countries. There's a number of drug
hovering above the stadium. One of them decided to get

(30:02):
a little brave and fly it down right in front
of him, so it's it's coming closer and almost within
reach of him, and he leans forward and he kind
of motions it to come closer, and when it does,
he just slaps it with the microphone because bam, breaks
it right there, knocks it out of the sky.

Speaker 1 (30:17):
I mean, he literally tells people he likes to break stuff,
so that's true.

Speaker 5 (30:20):
I mean if it was during that song, I'd be
even better. He could have pulled an ausie and just
bit it. That's a strong that's a strong bite for
you need.

Speaker 4 (30:28):
But I also think that that drone person stands to
gain if they have the video recorded from what they
were doing.

Speaker 5 (30:35):
That would be a great video. He's like, come here, Kamara,
and then the smash all right, So that happened.

Speaker 1 (30:42):
Also how they date people Smash.

Speaker 5 (30:49):
Snookie smitch Man as riot back right around the corner.

Speaker 2 (30:54):
As a matter of fact, exactly a month away.

Speaker 5 (30:58):
Oh, September nineteenth and twenty first Right Fest going down,
And as we know, they've been trying.

Speaker 2 (31:04):
To get mister.

Speaker 5 (31:07):
What's Johns John Stamos to come out for years and
he has agreed as long as there is his list
of demands. One of the demands was that riot Mike
gets say John Stamos tattoo that is finished. So one
of the demands is done, like a list of eighteen. Yeah,
there's more things they have got a month. Yeah, they
have to have a guitar case full of hummus.

Speaker 2 (31:28):
Well in the dressing.

Speaker 4 (31:29):
Room, there's things that have to happen before and then
there's things that have to happen on site because there's
supposed to be John Stamos mass too.

Speaker 2 (31:38):
That'd be so for the whole crowd. Yeah, it's awesome.

Speaker 1 (31:41):
I want one.

Speaker 5 (31:42):
Oh, I want to get one. There's got to be
a shirt. I'm sure they're doing. Oh yeah, it's in
the demands. I gotta have accustomed John Stamos shirt, which
means you got to go out early on Friday.

Speaker 2 (31:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (31:51):
And speaking of demands, Nine Inch Nails played last night
at the United Center and tonight at the United Center,
and we have their list of demands for their dress stingroom.

Speaker 2 (32:00):
Let's hit it super boring. There's nothing good in here.

Speaker 5 (32:04):
Oh, it's like one small bowl of organic slice limes,
small organic fruit basket, gourmet cheese platter, gourmet meat platter,
basket over organic sorted fruits.

Speaker 2 (32:13):
And veggies, and some hummus. I miss young rock stars.

Speaker 3 (32:17):
Yeah, we don't pay them anymore.

Speaker 1 (32:22):
You're to have any young rock stars.

Speaker 5 (32:24):
It still blows my mind that Metallica used to demand
that their band name was spelled out on a table
in cocaine.

Speaker 3 (32:31):
Well, they needed to know how to spell it, and
there's one way to make the memorize it that is
direct to brain learning.

Speaker 2 (32:39):
Right there.

Speaker 5 (32:40):
Find out all the rock news and the concert calendar
up now at Rock nine five five.

Speaker 2 (32:52):
It's time to york out.

Speaker 4 (32:56):
Mark Hamill has come out to say they wanted him
to be a part of Human Centipede too.

Speaker 1 (33:04):
He would have killed it.

Speaker 4 (33:06):
He would have done an amazing job in one of
the worst horror franchises that I've ever seen in my life.

Speaker 2 (33:13):
I only know that from South Park. That was a
real movie. Not need to see anything else. It is.

Speaker 1 (33:19):
It's so stupid, it's so bad.

Speaker 4 (33:22):
But yeah, I had to see it once, and then
they had a sequel, and then they had a third movie,
and I want my time back.

Speaker 3 (33:36):
If it were just ironically done, then I would love it.
But the issues that the tone is that it isn't
ironic at all.

Speaker 2 (33:43):
It's very serious.

Speaker 1 (33:44):
Yeah, it's supposed to be, like.

Speaker 3 (33:45):
Yeah, and this is the hardcore horror.

Speaker 5 (33:48):
Dude.

Speaker 2 (33:49):
It's like, are they like sewing? Is it like the
South Park thing? Mouth?

Speaker 4 (33:53):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (33:53):
Okay, that's crazy ye.

Speaker 4 (33:57):
Mark Campell said, they explained the premise to me and
I went, oh, my god, thank you for putting those
images in my head. And I will never forgive you
for doing so.

Speaker 1 (34:08):
That's hilarious.

Speaker 2 (34:09):
He has never turned a script down so fast in
his life.

Speaker 4 (34:12):
I mem just there's some things you don't need to
be a part of, and he definitely turned this one down.

Speaker 1 (34:21):
Oh god.

Speaker 4 (34:23):
In another quote, I really resent the fact that some
human being thought of the concept of sewing people together,
mouth to anus, goodbye and never enter my life again.

Speaker 1 (34:35):
And a studio was like, yes, get this on the screen.
It's look of all the movies that don't get approved
for humans sent to be to have gone through.

Speaker 2 (34:44):
Oh for sure, this is a sequel.

Speaker 1 (34:46):
There's multiplely a.

Speaker 2 (34:47):
Holy actually, I believe there's a fault.

Speaker 1 (34:50):
I don't know there's more than that.

Speaker 4 (34:52):
I know there's three for sure. And the third one
is just an absolute waste of time. And the second
one made me question humanity growth.

Speaker 2 (35:00):
No hot food like that could get bad. That's spicy today.
Those ties.

Speaker 3 (35:16):
By the third person, they're like, so about those White
Sox runs today?

Speaker 5 (35:22):
Rock maybe five to five, Chicago's rock station. It is
national Radio Day of the Day's the weekend to celebrate.

Speaker 2 (35:30):
Yeah, I like this.

Speaker 5 (35:32):
It's our day and a long run in this business.
We thought we'd go around the room and just tell
a story from our radio career. I've thrown one person
out of the studio before.

Speaker 2 (35:40):
Really.

Speaker 5 (35:41):
I stood there at a celebrity and I said, just
get out, dude. You want to know it was it
was it Rob Schneider. Ah, okay, you can not do it.

Speaker 1 (35:50):
What happened?

Speaker 2 (35:51):
He was a dick. I was trying to talk to him.

Speaker 5 (35:53):
I was like, tell me about the what it's like
working with Adam Sandler and stuff like all this, and
all he did was talk about sushi, like be a jerk,
Like if you asked me something about a movie I
was in and he's just like, so I had this
sushi today.

Speaker 2 (36:05):
That was really like obviously he was playing a care well,
but it wasn't funny.

Speaker 5 (36:09):
Yeah, it was like he was like just a mean,
grumpy dude, and I just go, dude, get out.

Speaker 2 (36:14):
Yeah. It was live on the air too. What he
just got up and got out? He didn't anyway. Yeah, yeah,
he forced that one.

Speaker 5 (36:20):
I mean, there were a lot of fun things that happened,
but that was one weird one that I can think of.

Speaker 3 (36:23):
Yeah, short and sweet, also not surprising. I mean that
sounds like what we've heard from Rob Schneider. I think
my favorite moment so far, and I've had a lot
of them. My favorite was so for my first ever
full time radio gig was down in Charlotte on one
of six point five to the end shout out. But
the day that I got into town, so like, we
moved all day. We got all of our stuff into

(36:46):
the U Hall that morning, we drove six and a
half hours down from Maryland. Radio day we got everything
into the apartment and then it was Taco Luccho Lucha
Fest where they had Lucador wrestlers and tacos and and
then a band's playing, and Judah and the Lion was playing. Oh,
and we got to do stage intros and so it

(37:06):
was my first time ever doing one of those.

Speaker 1 (37:09):
And so it's me and.

Speaker 3 (37:10):
Diesel and Chelsea from the Wooding and Wilcox Show and
we're up on stage and everyone's like doing the thing,
and I give my little intro like, Hi, I just
got here literally today. I'm saving a lot of money
on drugs because the sleep deparation is making me hallucinate.

Speaker 1 (37:26):
So we're all out here to have fun. Am I right?

Speaker 3 (37:29):
And I get off stage and Judah from Jude and
the Lion comes up to me.

Speaker 1 (37:33):
He's like, is that like real?

Speaker 3 (37:34):
You really just like got in here today and now
you're out at this and I.

Speaker 2 (37:37):
Was like yeah.

Speaker 3 (37:39):
It was like that's awesome. Do you know the lyrics
to Mister Brightside? And I was like do I know
the lyrics? And I was like yeah, of course. He
was like awesome. Do you want to sing the second
verse with us on stage? And I was like yes,
I do, and so I did and they started playing
Mister Brightside.

Speaker 1 (37:59):
They brought me up on stage.

Speaker 3 (38:01):
I jammed out with Jude and the Lion and saying
it I have video.

Speaker 2 (38:04):
I was just gonna say, we have to get that video.

Speaker 1 (38:08):
I'll pull it up. Yeah, that was super fun.

Speaker 3 (38:10):
It's a really cool way to sort of like kick
off the full time career.

Speaker 2 (38:13):
Cool.

Speaker 4 (38:14):
So when I started as a board op, after they
left me alone to actually, you know, produce and take
care of some stuff, turned off a radio station for
the better part forty minutes.

Speaker 2 (38:25):
Yes, I like those stories.

Speaker 4 (38:30):
So the bat phone, the danger phone, goes off in
the hallway and one of the p d's and he goes.

Speaker 5 (38:34):
Hey, what are you doing, which, by the way has
a light attached to it, so you really trouble.

Speaker 4 (38:40):
I'm the only one overnight in the PD calls and
I was like, hey, what are you doing?

Speaker 2 (38:44):
I like the what are you doing?

Speaker 10 (38:46):
Oh yeah, I'm editing this and D and he's like,
what's the last time you checked on this station? I go, oh,
like twenty minutes ago. Uh huh No, go in there
right now and turn the station back on. I was
like what And I went in there silent, The station
is just running. I just hit the equivalent of.

Speaker 4 (39:05):
A pause and it just turned everything off, the signal
going out, and I was like, so I turned.

Speaker 2 (39:13):
It back on.

Speaker 4 (39:14):
And he was like, hey, we asked you to do
the rounds, so check on the station. Go do the
rounds and check.

Speaker 2 (39:20):
On the station.

Speaker 3 (39:20):
This is why we My god, I would have been mortified.

Speaker 2 (39:25):
I never did that again.

Speaker 1 (39:26):
I can't believe you can get fired.

Speaker 2 (39:28):
It was like week two.

Speaker 1 (39:32):
Overnight overnight, but thin ice.

Speaker 2 (39:38):
Now he is.

Speaker 4 (39:40):
There, plugg, I thought, no, want to be sorry. I
get I get a gun, ratchet, Maria gets some to
the plug and somebody what hello.

Speaker 2 (39:56):
I heard what I said and it was wrong. It
was very wrong.

Speaker 1 (40:00):
Eighty four four harassment training right now.

Speaker 4 (40:02):
For nine five five ninety five fifty B Collar ten
to hang out with the Black Keys and Gary Clark
Junior at Northerly Island on September third. Hopefully the weather's
going to be as good as this weekend. This weekend,
because man, it's going to be a nice one.

Speaker 1 (40:19):
You Sexual harassment training. It's select each of the four
ds to learn more. I've been harassed by. Training's not
doing right now.

Speaker 3 (40:29):
If any corporate chills are listening, I'm I've got in
a quiet moment with my full.

Speaker 4 (40:33):
We're going to play Fun to the Head. It's a
trivia game. You take one of us hostage. We answer
a question right or wrong, we'll try to get you
those tickets, and we get shot with nerve darts. That's
called tractor NI ninety five fifty. Thanks for paying attention
in your training, Maria.

Speaker 1 (40:47):
You're welcome. This is called distraction.

Speaker 4 (40:50):
Yes, it is distraction eight four four nine five five
ninety five fifty b collar ten.

Speaker 1 (40:55):
That's delegating and.

Speaker 2 (40:57):
Now fun to the head on.

Speaker 9 (41:01):
Yeah, don't worry.

Speaker 2 (41:02):
They're using nerve weapons. Are we speaking with Aliyah?

Speaker 8 (41:06):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (41:07):
Hey, hey, how are you ting? I'm good? How are
you guys?

Speaker 4 (41:12):
We're doing fantastic. Welcome to Fun to the head Jesus,
I seriously.

Speaker 2 (41:20):
I thought about saying it.

Speaker 1 (41:22):
I barely said it. It was under my breath while
you were talking.

Speaker 2 (41:27):
Heard it. Aliah was a musical artist from back in
the day. I don't playing crasher.

Speaker 3 (41:31):
We know that's something, but this Aliah is not going
to get on any planes, right, She's just going to
play fun today.

Speaker 1 (41:41):
Say safe.

Speaker 4 (41:42):
This is the trivia game where you're going to answer questions,
take one of us hostage to provide you as say,
we either know or we don't, but we're getting shot
with nerve starts up for grabs, take us to see
the Black Keys and Gary Clark Junior at Huntington Bank Pavilion. Aliyah,
we need you to make a decision. Who would you
like to take hostags myself, Maria or Michael?

Speaker 2 (42:04):
Michael?

Speaker 1 (42:05):
God Ah, there's your meme.

Speaker 2 (42:14):
No, you go ahead and do those questions.

Speaker 1 (42:17):
Okay, I'll do them.

Speaker 3 (42:18):
Phenomenal All right, Aliah, you got this, and if you
don't got this, this is still a win for me,
then I get to shoot Michael.

Speaker 1 (42:23):
What a girl's girl? You're wonderful?

Speaker 7 (42:26):
All right?

Speaker 1 (42:26):
Yeah, Aliyah.

Speaker 3 (42:28):
What gas do plants release during photosynthesis? Carbon dioxide? Nahh,
So that's what they take in so they breathe opposite
from us. They take in CEO two, they release Oxygen's
why trees help us breathe?

Speaker 1 (42:49):
Fun facts?

Speaker 2 (42:50):
All right, we learn science for letting to shoot Michael.

Speaker 1 (42:53):
Yeah, honestly, that was really nice of you, Oleah.

Speaker 3 (42:57):
Question two, what is the name of White Sox his
current home ballpark?

Speaker 7 (43:07):
Five four three?

Speaker 2 (43:12):
Use a safe?

Speaker 8 (43:13):
Two?

Speaker 1 (43:13):
You do have a safe?

Speaker 2 (43:14):
Why breakfield? Well kind of well, it is it is
rightfield current. That's the current name.

Speaker 1 (43:23):
It is guaranteed rate field, not anymore.

Speaker 2 (43:26):
That was last year. It's Ratefield. They changed it to
rake Field this year. Comisky would have also been acceptable,
really fine.

Speaker 1 (43:34):
Technically a point Eliah, so you win that one. Question
number three. What sport is known as America's past time?
Oh yeah it is baseball?

Speaker 8 (43:53):
Got nobody mentioned the Cobs?

Speaker 2 (43:57):
Okay? Why on White Sox Wednesday? Okay, all right, you
got one more? You take this?

Speaker 1 (44:07):
How many rings will? Tell her the ticke I just did.

Speaker 2 (44:13):
I'm sorry I didn't. I meant for you to take
the tickets home and then I stopped talking.

Speaker 3 (44:17):
Okay, cup Strong, Alia just don't even listen to them.
You deserve better.

Speaker 1 (44:21):
Okay, Alia? How many rings are on the Olympic flag?

Speaker 11 (44:26):
But yeah, correct, right, you have one your tickets, but
I'm safe.

Speaker 3 (44:37):
Tell her we're not giving her a flyaway. What is
she getting again?

Speaker 2 (44:45):
That's good.

Speaker 1 (44:48):
She's like she can drive to.

Speaker 2 (44:49):
This, take a tra okay, sure you know a bus?

Speaker 4 (44:56):
Uh yeah, you get to go see the Black Queans
and Gary Clark Junior.

Speaker 2 (45:00):
What we're saying, Okay, that's okay.

Speaker 4 (45:05):
Yeah, they're gonna be a Huntington Bank Pavilion on the
September third, going to be an amazing show, some great
guitar work is going to be at this show and
you're not going to miss it, but we do want
to know who do you plan on taking with you?

Speaker 9 (45:19):
My dad?

Speaker 4 (45:20):
Oh love, that's nat amazing daughter day.

Speaker 2 (45:25):
Yeah, it's going to be an amazing one.

Speaker 4 (45:28):
So Aliyah is all set and if you want to
be like Alijah and enjoy this amazing concert, head on
Overlive nation dot com.

Speaker 5 (45:39):
Rock ninety five, Chicago's rock station, The Morning marsh Pit
is on and it's time to talk about baseball.

Speaker 2 (45:47):
Baby, that's right.

Speaker 4 (45:50):
The most fun team to watch play baseball in Chicago
this Chicago White Sox.

Speaker 1 (45:58):
No hands actual of what I was thinking.

Speaker 4 (46:02):
It is White Sox Wednesday, it will be no slander
eight four four ninety five fifty. We want to get
you a four package ticket so you can see them
play the Tampa Bay Rays on Tuesday, September ninth.

Speaker 1 (46:16):
Hell yeah, White Sox. Those guys got the runs.

Speaker 2 (46:20):
They do, actually got that a lot of runs.

Speaker 4 (46:24):
Thirteen to nine two days ago yesterday ten to eleven
loss to the Braves.

Speaker 2 (46:29):
Their scull ring bats are is the hot bats. Hot bats.

Speaker 4 (46:33):
They are swinging the bats like sco ring skull ring
scoring sco rings.

Speaker 2 (46:41):
Sco ring that's actually a device you use ring.

Speaker 1 (46:46):
Yeah for what but for the points.

Speaker 4 (46:52):
But reminder, this Friday it is a fireworks night along
with Elvis Presley Night presented by Beggars Pizza.

Speaker 2 (46:58):
That's fun.

Speaker 4 (46:58):
Yeah, Sunday, you can get yourself a King Griffy bibblehead.

Speaker 2 (47:03):
Because who's got the greatest swing in baseball? Still King
Griffy Jr.

Speaker 5 (47:07):
Who's gonna do the Elvis statue with the toilet attached
and peanut.

Speaker 2 (47:14):
Butter in their head? I don't think they. I don't
think that's.

Speaker 1 (47:17):
Gonna all okay.

Speaker 2 (47:19):
But I also remember you got your summer saving section.

Speaker 4 (47:23):
You get twenty dollars and you can sit in the
lower level for weekday games and twenty five dollars on
weekend games. And I think we need to talk to
a winner here on the radio Hobart.

Speaker 2 (47:37):
He tried it Rock ninety five to five? Are we
speaking with Joel from Hobart?

Speaker 5 (47:44):
What?

Speaker 8 (47:44):
Joel?

Speaker 2 (47:45):
How are you?

Speaker 12 (47:47):
I'm doing all right?

Speaker 9 (47:48):
So I wanted to thank the Morning Lost It for
the Coheaton Chambria tickets. The concert was awesome last night.

Speaker 4 (47:54):
Oh awesome, fantastic word.

Speaker 2 (47:58):
I really want to.

Speaker 9 (48:01):
Two weeks ago to bullet to the head.

Speaker 2 (48:03):
Oh, fun to the head. Yes, bullets ahead.

Speaker 1 (48:06):
A bullets ahead. Mikey's really acting up.

Speaker 4 (48:11):
Yes, Joel, I'm glad you had a great time. Now
you're getting ready to go to see the White Sox.
How are you feeling about the White Sox right now?
As a diehard fan?

Speaker 12 (48:20):
I can't say I'm a diehard fan. My mom's the
one that actually started getting me back into baseball again.
I used to be like Arizona Diamondbacks when I was younger.

Speaker 2 (48:32):
I got you.

Speaker 9 (48:33):
But but I moved up here from Texas and my
mom's all about the white thoughts. So I was like,
let's let's try to see if we get the sick.

Speaker 7 (48:43):
You know what.

Speaker 4 (48:44):
That family connection is the best way to be Joel,
you got your four pack. You're going to go see
the White Sox on this lovely White Sox Wednesday.

Speaker 2 (48:53):
Everyone else who wants to see.

Speaker 4 (48:55):
The most fun Chicago baseball team your tickets at White
Sox dot Com.

Speaker 3 (49:04):
I got it, I got it, I got it, I
got it, I got it.

Speaker 1 (49:10):
I'll do it, Hey, guys, I'll do it.

Speaker 3 (49:14):
Speaking of tools, We're celebrating divorce tomorrow at Thurstaday Live
at Microphone Brewing in Elk Grove.

Speaker 1 (49:21):
Hey, I'll do it at Elk Grove Village.

Speaker 3 (49:23):
From five, I'll do that. I'll do the intro from
five to seven. We're going to be drinking. We're going
to be probably drunkenly singing.

Speaker 1 (49:32):
Yeah, Well, I.

Speaker 2 (49:32):
Wonder if I can have a pumpkin beer you.

Speaker 1 (49:34):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (49:36):
I'm starting to see these things popping up in stores.

Speaker 1 (49:38):
Speaking of Pumpkin Mary's.

Speaker 2 (49:41):
Of course, I was the one that found this article.

Speaker 4 (49:45):
Pumpkin spice is in the air, and then if it's
in the air, it's in the food and everywhere else.
There's the top ten most ordered pumpkin spice products on Instacart.

Speaker 1 (49:57):
You're talking about it like a toxin. It's in the air,
in our water.

Speaker 4 (50:03):
Have you seen how people act when they have a
pumpkin spice anything?

Speaker 2 (50:08):
Get this warm, happy.

Speaker 5 (50:09):
Face, and there's there's a sweater, and there's a scarf,
and there's the boots. Car start coming out and I've
never seen Michael look sexier.

Speaker 2 (50:21):
In my life.

Speaker 3 (50:26):
There's a magical combination between a pumpkin spice latte and
a chick wearing a maroon top with black bottoms.

Speaker 1 (50:32):
Right, that is the official uniform of fall.

Speaker 4 (50:35):
I can't stand it because the official uniform of fault
is football.

Speaker 2 (50:38):
Damn it, thank you. But let's get into this pumpkin spices.
It could be a minor league.

Speaker 1 (50:49):
We'll get them to major.

Speaker 2 (50:50):
Let's start with Greek yogurt. But I didn't know that.

Speaker 1 (50:54):
Was the thing that makes sense. That's yogurt.

Speaker 3 (50:56):
Yeahrink that stuff on everything, oat milk, which good. Actually
that ties into mixing it with the coffee.

Speaker 10 (51:05):
Is there is there actually any coffee in the pumpkin
spice drinks it Duncan and Starbucks.

Speaker 5 (51:12):
Well, the shots in it. It's a mocha, So cookies okay,
not bad. Almond milk, yeah, baby pure, Like why are we?
Why are we starting childhood? That baby is a maroon
top and like instill the second.

Speaker 1 (51:32):
Just transform hair half up, half down.

Speaker 5 (51:35):
Yeah, uh, plug in refills. I thought, like that's not
so bad for you. The chemicals that come out of
those things, is it? Oh my god, I don't know.
Super cancery, oh, like everything else, can't anything. Every pumpkin
spice cans can. We can't say cancer. We got to

(51:55):
say cants.

Speaker 1 (51:56):
We can say whatever we want. And I said the cants.

Speaker 2 (51:59):
All right, almonds made the list as well.

Speaker 4 (52:02):
Package snack cakes like those a Little Debbie Little Yeah,
Little Debbie. Definitely pretzels, spice me up an egg nog?
How do we feel about nog in the room?

Speaker 1 (52:15):
No, not a big no.

Speaker 4 (52:17):
It's very thick biscus. It's like it's a mixture of
Do I chew it or do I just swallow? Like
I don't know what to imagine.

Speaker 5 (52:26):
If it were salty. I'm just saying, right, does it
leave like brush it out afterwards?

Speaker 2 (52:35):
Technically it's a good source of protein.

Speaker 1 (52:36):
I hear, so I just don't try to wash it
off in warm water.

Speaker 5 (52:40):
Oh, we know that it was a sixteen year old
point at one point.

Speaker 2 (52:44):
That's one of the big lessons I learned.

Speaker 3 (52:46):
One time I put egg in my hair because it's
supposed to be good for it, and then I scrambled
it in the shower, like into my hair.

Speaker 2 (52:52):
No, can you?

Speaker 4 (53:00):
Is exactly what we will be tomorrow for a Thursday
Live d Day dish. Yes, it's gonna be a fun time.
We've got tickets. Did we mention we have tickets? Every
fifteen minutes We're gonna give away volat tickets while we're
on site. There's gonna be some singing. Some songs will
be sang.

Speaker 1 (53:20):
I think we're on air tomorrow too, gonna let you
shoot your shot.

Speaker 2 (53:25):
Yeah, really, you.

Speaker 3 (53:28):
Will get ten seconds to just shoot your shot again.
Spoiler alert, I'm going to reject you. That is what
is going to happen.

Speaker 5 (53:35):
I still think somebody could break through and make her
think twice, like I don't know, Yeah, maybe you'll reject them,
but like in the back of your head, you'll.

Speaker 1 (53:43):
Be like, they'd have to have a French access.

Speaker 2 (53:46):
There's a lot of French people around here.

Speaker 4 (53:47):
I gonna say that challenge will probably be except.

Speaker 1 (53:53):
It's gotta be.

Speaker 8 (54:02):
Jesus class anyway.

Speaker 3 (54:06):
You will get ten seconds to shoot your shot and
I can yeah little class.

Speaker 2 (54:15):
Class.

Speaker 3 (54:16):
Yeah, and I'll reject you. But it'll be funny, all right,
are entirely different pastries, it doesn't matter. So that'll be
happening on air, but with a bunch of other I mean,
we're going full divorce theme tomorrow, guys. So I'm want
five things divorce themed. Hey man, make the weather divorce themed. Yes,

(54:40):
we can do that. We'll figure clouds will part. You know,
there's the divorce.

Speaker 2 (54:44):
It gonna be sunny.

Speaker 1 (54:46):
Well, then the clouds.

Speaker 3 (54:47):
Will part so and then at night we will be
out at Microphone brewing out in Elcro Village five to seven.
We'll be doing a bunch of drinking. We'll be doing
a bunch of shenanigans. We'll have a karaoke setup so
that we can scream seeing some songs and you can
join along.

Speaker 1 (55:01):
I want you on that mic, dear listener.

Speaker 2 (55:03):
I wanted to make some body will show up.

Speaker 4 (55:05):
I just like I want the drunken lullabies and not
the American idol.

Speaker 2 (55:12):
I know this song.

Speaker 1 (55:14):
We're not doing real singing. Please, don't I mean like I.

Speaker 4 (55:18):
Mean, we love you if you come through and you
serenade us and you make us cry.

Speaker 1 (55:22):
But that's not what this is about. This this is commiserating.

Speaker 3 (55:28):
And that you will be serenading Clark from the cubs. Right.

Speaker 1 (55:33):
Have we decided on kiss from a Rose or Hinder?

Speaker 2 (55:36):
It's gonna be a last man decision and will always
love you because you guys, gotta be a love song. Okay,
you can talk, just not doing that, remember that one?
Or don't you want us to remind you again? I
don't have the vocal range and.

Speaker 3 (56:06):
Wait, wait, I'm love you for approximately eight years, at
which point I will file legal PaperWorks.

Speaker 2 (56:12):
Jesus, could you get out of that? Wow? Bam. We'll
take multiple tries to get it through the court systems.

Speaker 7 (56:17):
Time time, five time.

Speaker 1 (56:21):
But where free at last day? Right at last d day.
Celebrate Tom for Thursday Line.

Speaker 2 (56:33):
Rock ninety five to five.

Speaker 5 (56:34):
Chicago's rock station The Morning Marsh put us on. We've
been doing this thing all week. We've got these.

Speaker 10 (56:41):
Amazing tickets to these great concerts and Soldier.

Speaker 2 (56:44):
Field, Oasis, system of a Down.

Speaker 4 (56:47):
And today we're giving away my Chemical Romance tickets. And
all you had to do was send us a walkeeek I.

Speaker 2 (56:56):
Do it wrong every time. I don't like that. Thank you,
keing o, thank you.

Speaker 1 (57:01):
You sound like you're about to hack at loogie.

Speaker 4 (57:03):
It probably was about to happen. It was al Waukee
talk back. That's all we want from you. We got
a few we're gonna play back. One of these lovely
talkbacks is going.

Speaker 10 (57:12):
To go to my Chemical Romance, so let's hear from them.

Speaker 2 (57:17):
I want to know if anyone that's gonna play best.

Speaker 5 (57:24):
Herbie is showing up for work Friday.

Speaker 2 (57:26):
Morning, I'll play that. No.

Speaker 1 (57:33):
I'm absolutely taking off on Friday.

Speaker 5 (57:35):
We go hard at Thursdays, so it's gonna be really
hard this Thursday.

Speaker 2 (57:40):
We don't come in the next month.

Speaker 1 (57:44):
In the past, this week, we're not all right.

Speaker 2 (57:46):
Here's another one. Gimmy a hot pink martini and throw
a little drama in it.

Speaker 13 (57:53):
My name's Chuck, and I don't give them.

Speaker 3 (57:58):
We were talking earlier about how like it's something like
one in three dudes will want to drink a fruity drink,
but they'll feel judged for it.

Speaker 1 (58:05):
Chuck, not Chuck. Chuck doesn't give a Chuck.

Speaker 2 (58:09):
I see what you did.

Speaker 1 (58:10):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, all right, checked it a
first few more here.

Speaker 12 (58:13):
Okay, good morning, mosit Crewe, Happy White Sox Wednesday. Devin here,
I'm gonna serenade Michael really quick.

Speaker 2 (58:22):
I want Maris and Maria to join in. Okay, choke cups, Choke.

Speaker 11 (58:29):
Choke cups, choked choke today.

Speaker 2 (58:38):
I like the I love Devin's becoming one of my
new fav I just wanted to say, I heard Maria.

Speaker 1 (58:49):
There's the weather reporting all day yesterday on the radio.

Speaker 8 (58:53):
Hands down better than Michael any day of the week.

Speaker 2 (58:57):
YEA, love you, Maria.

Speaker 8 (58:58):
Loved morning you guys have a good day.

Speaker 5 (59:02):
This is troyge Bourbon right from Bourbon Ay, Troy, I
think you got the day wrong. Tomorrow's the day when
you shoot your shot.

Speaker 3 (59:13):
Just a man would say, straight there with preferences.

Speaker 5 (59:18):
Since it is quite a to do for me before
work each day, you can take that over if you'd
like you every morning.

Speaker 1 (59:25):
I don't hate the Yeah. I think we should do
a weather collaboration. That was fun.

Speaker 2 (59:30):
Yeah, alright, we could sing.

Speaker 6 (59:34):
Morning mash bit, morning mash bit.

Speaker 7 (59:35):
You got your ears on this big Papa.

Speaker 6 (59:38):
Truck flying down the Dan Ryan don't working slaving. Just
wanted to give a shout out to the modern day
w k RP in Cincinnati.

Speaker 2 (59:48):
We got w c h I in Chicago. Keep doing
what you're doing.

Speaker 6 (59:52):
And if you feel like sliding a pair of just
a move a down tickets my weight. I would greatly
appreciate it, over and out.

Speaker 4 (01:00:02):
Can't slide you the system of a down tickets because
we got my chemical romance.

Speaker 2 (01:00:06):
Yeah, let's get to his last one. Okay, a warners team.

Speaker 14 (01:00:12):
This is Anthony from all the plane. Just wanted to
reach out, trying to get my hands on those icon tickets.
It's my wife's birthday in about a week. It'd be
a wonderful way to surprise her. Come on, let's make
it happen. Warner mosh Pit. I love you guys, Thank
you so much. Let's keep rocking all right over and out.

Speaker 2 (01:00:29):
That's sweet, It is very sweet.

Speaker 1 (01:00:31):
Let's make it happen.

Speaker 4 (01:00:32):
So sweet. Let's talk to Anthony. Okay, Anthony, what's going on?

Speaker 7 (01:00:37):
More than moans? I am such a huge frain of
you guys. This is day two at work, but I
literally had to take this call. I cannot believe you
guys drinks out to me and you guys are gonna
help me make my wife's birthday literally dream come true
like this. This is so much. Thank you guys.

Speaker 1 (01:00:53):
Are you like in the bathroom at your work right now?

Speaker 7 (01:00:55):
Yeah, yes, I am.

Speaker 9 (01:00:59):
I had.

Speaker 7 (01:01:00):
I had to do it just for this one time,
never again.

Speaker 4 (01:01:03):
But so so here's the thing of all the talkbacks.
You're the only one that got the tickets right everybody
else as for oasis and system of a down, and
we're not giving that away today. So Anthony, get ready
to let your wife know. Hopefully she's listening right now,
because you guys are going to see my Chemical Romance.

Speaker 5 (01:01:26):
By the way, the cheapest ticket for that show right now,
highest up in the stadium, cheapest ticket three hundred and fourteen.

Speaker 2 (01:01:36):
The show Friday the twenty ninth.

Speaker 7 (01:01:39):
Yeah, a perfect Yeah, thank you guys so much. This
is so wonderful. I can't wait to tell her.

Speaker 1 (01:01:46):
Two me thanks Anthony.

Speaker 3 (01:01:47):
One someone heard that coming out of the bathroom and
they're very concerned about you.

Speaker 1 (01:01:53):
And two bold news.

Speaker 3 (01:01:55):
Letting your wife watch Gerard Way on stage.

Speaker 1 (01:01:58):
Yeah, I might not believe.

Speaker 7 (01:02:00):
I mean, I don't know. She might might see a
different side of me that night. I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:02:07):
The guyliner is also take a moment to shout your
wife out there, shout abut.

Speaker 2 (01:02:13):
The angie Angelina.

Speaker 7 (01:02:15):
That is the love of my life. We've been married
for going on, you know, three years now, being together
six and if I just she's my other half. Literally,
I don't know what I would do without her. And
you know, so she bandances me out. I love her
and I just want to be able to give her
a repecial birthday. That's all.

Speaker 4 (01:02:33):
Okay, Anthony, get me over here in the sales. But Anthony,
you're all set and just cut me.

Speaker 7 (01:02:42):
That way, so like I owe her everything right, I'm
gonna cry Angel all right.

Speaker 1 (01:02:47):
I love it.

Speaker 2 (01:02:48):
We're celebrating tomorrow.

Speaker 7 (01:02:49):
I love Michael, I love you Maria, I love you Mary.
Thank you guys so much. You guys are the ones that
made this happen. Thank you.

Speaker 4 (01:02:54):
I really hope that your wife is listening right now
so she heard all of that. But if not, we've
got a podcast up on iHeartRadio app so she can.

Speaker 2 (01:03:03):
Listen to this later.

Speaker 4 (01:03:05):
But yeah, Anthony, we got more music to play, thank you.

Speaker 1 (01:03:17):
That's already in it.

Speaker 2 (01:03:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:03:20):
From strangers into Brothers, From brothers, did the ditches burned
through the witches? That Thursday?

Speaker 3 (01:03:31):
Live at my girlfhone Brewing Tomorrow Ford three out of five,
the three minutes Jock alone.

Speaker 13 (01:03:50):
Michael, hurry into taxis now, okay.

Speaker 2 (01:04:05):
Michael, let's go just read, just read.

Speaker 1 (01:04:08):
He's gonna beat me.

Speaker 2 (01:04:12):
I would if you would chat off the sixty three.

Speaker 5 (01:04:16):
Oh, I'm sure Batman would have a butt flap on
his suit in case he gets the runs.

Speaker 2 (01:04:23):
From the n OPA. The voices in my head have
voices in their.

Speaker 5 (01:04:26):
Heads from the sixth three, Oh good morning, nothing says
twenty eighth Birthday like listening to my fave the morning
marsh pit and hitting up the Brookfield Joe later.

Speaker 2 (01:04:37):
That's Amber, Happy birthday, Amber, She paid attention in his
close Yes, I didn't make the joke. I need joke absolutely.
From the seven one too, I'm a woman dating a man.
I don't think it's.

Speaker 5 (01:04:55):
Inherently bad if a man likes another woman's pictures on Instagram,
but its on the type of picture and who the
woman is.

Speaker 7 (01:05:03):
Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:05:07):
From the eighty five to seven.

Speaker 5 (01:05:08):
My favorite fruity drink is a pink Starbars drink vanilla vodka,
watermelon fucker and sour mix. The hangover is rough because
of the sugar. If you want to text us, you
can always do that. Eight four four five ninety five fifty.
That's eight four four nine five s boop boop.

Speaker 1 (01:05:28):
I'm going to keep doing my age training.

Speaker 4 (01:05:31):
You know. Here's here's the thing. We trying to celebrate day.
We try to sell day live.

Speaker 1 (01:05:41):
And now I'm going to be publicly flogged.

Speaker 4 (01:05:43):
There will not be I'm Maria Palmer tomorrow. There will
not be she will not be making yea, you will
not be stepping outside.

Speaker 2 (01:05:54):
There won't be a sip of Mylord, she won't be borrow.

Speaker 5 (01:05:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:05:59):
Michael, you'd be ready to take over a baby. I
don't know if you want that. People say that wild
thought through.

Speaker 8 (01:06:11):
I didn't. Oh my god, what you just get it?
Realized what Jesus? I was focused on text time. Oh
that's horrible, Maria, how dare you?

Speaker 7 (01:06:26):
You know what?

Speaker 2 (01:06:27):
Michael? Can you hit me the gun? Please? Yeah? Thank you? Shots,
take some shots. All right, it's cocked, okay, alright, all.

Speaker 1 (01:06:36):
Right, thank you may have another. Thank you may have another.
Thank you, may have another, thank you, may have another.

Speaker 2 (01:06:45):
Okay. Oh, this torch is going to continue tomorrow.

Speaker 7 (01:06:51):
I just.

Speaker 2 (01:06:53):
I think you can hit her.

Speaker 1 (01:06:55):
I do think you get one.

Speaker 4 (01:06:57):
According to the HR train slash, I haven't taken it yet,
but I know the answers.

Speaker 1 (01:07:04):
No open hand.

Speaker 4 (01:07:07):
On the face, the history references from Maria Palmer. We're
gonna continue with ninety five minutes. Will she make it
to tomorrow? Find out on the morning mush Pit tomorrow
starting at six. Waltz is up next. I know who
will be there. I'll be there, Michael will be there.

Speaker 2 (01:07:27):
I'm gonna lose job. We might have a new third
on the show.

Speaker 1 (01:07:32):
There's new third.

Speaker 2 (01:07:37):
I heard it, Oh.

Speaker 3 (01:07:39):
Boy, I heard it when I said it.

Speaker 2 (01:07:44):
Life is a highway, guys.

Speaker 1 (01:07:45):
Life is the highway.

Speaker 3 (01:07:46):
Ours is full of potholes and we've missed the exit.