Attractive Looks, Chicago Boots, and Semen Theft

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Don't let my oil run dry.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
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you know.

Speaker 3 (00:09):
Dear Valvelene, reach out to us for more marketing ideas.

Speaker 1 (00:13):
Eight four four ninety five fifty. We are the Morning
marsh Pitch.

Speaker 4 (00:17):
Yes we are. My name is Maria Palmer a Maras.

Speaker 5 (00:19):
I'm Michael.

Speaker 4 (00:20):
Wow, boys, I missed you this weekend.

Speaker 3 (00:22):
We all like, I like how we kind of all
go out and do our own adventures and then come
back and just have a great time.

Speaker 5 (00:29):
I was talking about bands last week, and you know
how like certain bands like Blink within eighty two, they
have their own lives, they have their own thing. When
they come together on stage, they rock it, they do
their thing, and then they go away. And I was like,
I was thinking, like, I wonder if those they hang
out like outside of and I started doing a little work.
They don't ever hang out outside of work.

Speaker 4 (00:44):
No, they don't like each other that much.

Speaker 1 (00:46):
Well crazy We actually, yeah, we like.

Speaker 4 (00:50):
And we also do hang out outside of.

Speaker 1 (00:53):
And we are going to hang out with you outside
of work.

Speaker 2 (00:57):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 1 (00:58):
On July eleven, we're gonna be on the South Side.
It's gotta come.

Speaker 6 (01:04):
Whiskey, whiskey is a hard one to do that, I
know it was.

Speaker 1 (01:08):
It was a bit of a stretch.

Speaker 3 (01:10):
But the White Sox are playing the Cleveland Guardians, and
there's a lot happening because we're gonna be there for
a tailgate.

Speaker 1 (01:16):
We're giving away tickets to see nickelbacking Creed.

Speaker 3 (01:19):
They're unveiling the Mark Burley statue, and we're giving away
an upgrade pair of tickets to our club, tickets to
that game that day. We are in the future, not
that day. It's a game in the future.

Speaker 5 (01:34):
Damn.

Speaker 1 (01:34):
I got excited. I got excited.

Speaker 3 (01:37):
But it's a really big celebration because it's a big
reunion weekend on the South Side as they're celebrating the
twentieth anniversary of their two thousand and five World Series win.

Speaker 5 (01:48):
Oh big day.

Speaker 1 (01:49):
Oh what.

Speaker 6 (01:52):
Is that normal to celebrate a World Series win from
twenty years ago?

Speaker 4 (01:55):
I don't know, Okay, I don't know how sports work.

Speaker 1 (01:58):
I mean they haven't. I mean, it's been a minute.
It's been a.

Speaker 4 (02:03):
Minute, right, But that's fine. That's normal.

Speaker 1 (02:05):
It's fine.

Speaker 4 (02:05):
It's fine.

Speaker 1 (02:05):
Everybody does it.

Speaker 4 (02:07):
Everyone has a dry spell. I mean we're coming up
on doesn't mean it's the end.

Speaker 3 (02:11):
Thirty years from the double three P for the Bulls.

Speaker 4 (02:16):
Oh yeah they should not.

Speaker 1 (02:18):
The Bulls is a whole other organization of misery.

Speaker 4 (02:21):
But organization of misery.

Speaker 1 (02:25):
We also have a very nice prize and fun to
the head today.

Speaker 4 (02:29):
What have we got?

Speaker 3 (02:29):
It is the big festival, Summer of Loud.

Speaker 1 (02:33):
Thank you, great prize. There's a lot of scrolling that
needs to be done here.

Speaker 3 (02:38):
Summer of Loud, Parkway Drive, Kill, Switch, Engage, I prevail
bear Tooth all at Credit Union Amphitheater.

Speaker 6 (02:46):
I love bear Tooth. They don't get nearly enough flowers. Yeah,
they're so good. Have you listened to them?

Speaker 1 (02:51):
I was waiting on a pun.

Speaker 5 (02:52):
No, okay, actually no, they're actually yeah, they're just a
good band.

Speaker 1 (02:58):
There it is.

Speaker 6 (02:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:59):
Sometimes and also because you guys, we got more kids
Bop tickets.

Speaker 1 (03:05):
But you're texting for them today. Yeah, he has got
to rest her vocals.

Speaker 6 (03:09):
I can't keep singing it people, It can't keep hearing people.
Give me two out of tens after I bleed so
much and cry oh so much for these lyrics.

Speaker 1 (03:19):
Yes, a very busy day.

Speaker 3 (03:20):
We're going to keep you updated on everything that we've
got going on.

Speaker 1 (03:23):
And Michael the weather.

Speaker 5 (03:26):
Yeah, it's real busy today. We'll tell you a little everything.
We'll get you caught up coming up.

Speaker 1 (03:29):
Next and now w C HI Weather with Michael weather Man.
Great career choice, Mike, that's the weather like today?

Speaker 5 (03:37):
Well I could do career choice. I like being a
damn weatherman. We're we're going to transition this in to
take some of these weatherman's jobs around.

Speaker 4 (03:47):
Hey, you're going to happen.

Speaker 1 (03:48):
We're going to get you into meteorology. I like that.

Speaker 5 (03:55):
Can I want to join that one?

Speaker 1 (03:56):
Actually?

Speaker 2 (03:56):
I love a good condescending star.

Speaker 5 (04:01):
A little everything today actually little clouds and sun early,
possible thunderstorms later, real light chance of thunderstorms later, but
hot and humid again, high of ninety.

Speaker 1 (04:16):
I swear, I'm okay, are you sure?

Speaker 4 (04:18):
Don't you have a stroke?

Speaker 3 (04:20):
No, I was trying to say meteorological and then I
kept adding syllables.

Speaker 4 (04:28):
Your brain literally keyboard smashed. Anyway, my game.

Speaker 5 (04:33):
Yeah, it's gonna be a lot of everything today, low
chance of some storms later today, high of ninety, humid,
but tomorrow way better eighty five, low humidity and just sonny,
gonna be a real nice day tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (04:43):
So love it.

Speaker 6 (04:45):
Hell, yeah, keep your eye out for just like a
passing cyclone in the case locusts Lucas.

Speaker 5 (04:52):
Anytime I get my weather report right, they throw me
a curve ball right there at.

Speaker 4 (04:56):
The they the weather.

Speaker 1 (04:59):
You did not right?

Speaker 4 (05:01):
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (05:02):
The Internet had their eyes on Sydney Sweeney all weekend.
Some rumors afloat yep.

Speaker 5 (05:08):
I've been following my future wife.

Speaker 1 (05:10):
I've been keeping track of her film projects.

Speaker 4 (05:13):
Have your life at the fine I want it all?

Speaker 3 (05:18):
No, say you know what, let's talk about it on
the other side on Rock ninety five.

Speaker 1 (05:25):
It is the morning my spit on Rock ninety five five.
Don't forget your favorite roadstar has one thousand dollars for
you after eight.

Speaker 2 (05:33):
Now, Foghorn Leghorn has one thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (05:36):
For me, Rocky.

Speaker 3 (05:38):
Rocky would be insulted that you thought fog Horn Leghorn.

Speaker 4 (05:42):
Said my favorite rooster.

Speaker 1 (05:44):
Does Foghorn Leghorn give you a thousand dollars?

Speaker 4 (05:47):
You just told me he did.

Speaker 1 (05:48):
How's that bagel has got a mouthful?

Speaker 4 (05:53):
Not let it show that I was it, but thanks.

Speaker 1 (05:56):
Sidney Sweeney is having the summer of a lifetime.

Speaker 5 (05:59):
Because I got rid of that guy.

Speaker 1 (06:00):
We are talking about her.

Speaker 3 (06:02):
It seems like once or twice a week now, and
saw two stories pop up. Orlando Bloom glowing through a
divorce with Katie Perry.

Speaker 5 (06:11):
That was a big news over the weekend, too, right,
that's been kind.

Speaker 1 (06:13):
Of new news, very very new.

Speaker 5 (06:15):
They've been together a while, only to be spotted out
with Sidney Sweeney out on a stroll in Venice.

Speaker 4 (06:21):
No lag between badge.

Speaker 5 (06:23):
You know, I think a lot of people were at
the bezos wedding over the weekend. He had Usher, Bill Gates, McJagger,
Jared Kushner, Leonardo DiCaprio, Kim Kardashian, I've a trunk, Tom Brady, Oprah, everybody,
damn Like, everybody's out there, all the Kardashians, including the
lovely and most important Sidney Sweeney.

Speaker 1 (06:41):
Very much so.

Speaker 5 (06:43):
I was interested in the stories I saw coming across
that her and Tom Brady were taking some strolls together.
What a power couple. That would be one of the
best actresses in the ever cut and the goat of football.

Speaker 4 (06:55):
You know, I don't think you should be allowed to talk.

Speaker 5 (06:57):
Two goats just bang together.

Speaker 7 (07:00):
A couple of kids, my kids, Maria, God, but think
about it, like we obviously have the Taylor Swift camera
capture when she's out, But then when Sidney is going
to support Tom when he's.

Speaker 3 (07:15):
Broadcasting and she's just watching the games. Now we have
Sidney sweeneycam.

Speaker 4 (07:20):
I don't hate that they don't have it in slow o.

Speaker 5 (07:23):
There's an advantage to Sidney Swingey versus Taylor Swift, Well,
a couple advantages Sidney Swingey versus Taylor Swift. Did you
know bezols wedding costs fifty million dollars? Could you imagine?

Speaker 4 (07:32):
Of course it did fifty million.

Speaker 5 (07:35):
How do you even spend fifty million on a wedding?
That's crazy?

Speaker 6 (07:38):
So you have billions first, and then you decide to
carpet venice like a monster, which is what.

Speaker 4 (07:44):
They literally did. What kind of carpet gray like sad?

Speaker 2 (07:49):
Oh my god, I love being.

Speaker 4 (07:52):
A woman in the shim.

Speaker 2 (07:53):
It feels incredible, feels so good.

Speaker 1 (07:58):
That's crazy. I don't know.

Speaker 5 (07:59):
Is it twenty year age gap? Too much?

Speaker 4 (08:01):
Maria for Bezos and Noor and Sanchos.

Speaker 5 (08:04):
No for Tom Brady and Sidney Sweeney. Wow, Oh, she's
twenty seven, he's thirty seven.

Speaker 6 (08:09):
I believe her frontal though, is at least fully formed,
So I'm not going to give too.

Speaker 4 (08:13):
Much crap about it, Okay, all right, I mean it's weird.

Speaker 6 (08:18):
Yeah, I don't think that they're hanging out because they
have a lot in common.

Speaker 4 (08:22):
Very true, so that you know that part's transparent.

Speaker 5 (08:24):
I mean, asides goats of both of their industries.

Speaker 1 (08:27):
Yep, she could be a very big football fan.

Speaker 6 (08:30):
She's wait, what's her industry? And port and Jason acting actress?
Uh huh?

Speaker 4 (08:36):
And what was that?

Speaker 1 (08:37):
No, I was gonna say they could have a great
love and infatuation for football.

Speaker 4 (08:40):
Oh, I bet she loves football.

Speaker 1 (08:42):
Or if it's Orlando Bloom the acting side of it.

Speaker 6 (08:45):
You know, it's just anyone she's standing next to and
photographed with, she must be dating them.

Speaker 1 (08:50):
That's that's terrible.

Speaker 5 (08:51):
That is a little weird. Yeah, to think that, like,
anytime you're around anyone, people are going to think you're together.

Speaker 6 (08:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (08:58):
I just hope she is. I'd love to see her
and Tom Brady together. What a great couple that would be.

Speaker 4 (09:01):
But then how could you guys be together?

Speaker 1 (09:02):
Yeah, we want to.

Speaker 3 (09:03):
Day, Michael, that's your plot right there? Come on when
she's in Chicago. Yeah, you just you know, be at
the table right behind her. Turn around, get a photo.

Speaker 5 (09:10):
I'm working on it.

Speaker 1 (09:11):
That's how I fuck. That's how it works.

Speaker 6 (09:14):
You could probably look her in the face and say
I'm Tom Brady and she'd be like, really, we're tall.

Speaker 5 (09:21):
That's right, tall and skinny, you know, baby, the NFL.

Speaker 4 (09:24):
Let me cover my touts. Don't think about it too much.

Speaker 1 (09:27):
But can you throw a football?

Speaker 5 (09:30):
I throw baseball.

Speaker 4 (09:31):
She's not gonna ask him to throw a football.

Speaker 6 (09:34):
Well Ballad's gonna go to throw her up against the wall.

Speaker 4 (09:39):
Whoa, that's why you date football players, that's it. Yes,
it's not for their mind, you know.

Speaker 5 (09:46):
Look at part gonna be playing here August eleventh, seven
thirty pm at the United Center, Rock ninety five five,
Chicago's rock station. We are the Morning marsh Pit.

Speaker 1 (09:55):
I had a day yesterday. Yeah, oh, I had a day.
I was out helping our sister station kiss F.

Speaker 3 (10:00):
With the Pride parade, and I just I wasn't planning
accordingly for what I needed to do.

Speaker 1 (10:06):
So woke up a little later.

Speaker 3 (10:08):
I was supposed to get on site earlier in the day,
where a few more lifts were in town, but by
the time I parked, all the lifts in the area
had to have you walk ten minutes out of that
zone to get a lift. So I was like, okay,
I could walk for forty minutes or.

Speaker 1 (10:23):
Take a Divvy.

Speaker 3 (10:24):
I'm like, I'm just gonna ride the bike. Divvy's weren't working. Oh,
I'm pulling one out. It just wasn't going in and
I was like, this one needs maintenance. And I was like, okay,
so you're just going down the line and at that time,
it's a mad dash for divvyes.

Speaker 1 (10:36):
Yeah, finally get my Divvy.

Speaker 3 (10:38):
I don't know if you've ever ridden a Divvy and
it thinks it's being stolen, and it's got this little
siren going off, Oh my god, sauntering down the street,
and then it gets goes.

Speaker 1 (10:51):
I was like, what is happening? So I pull over
Rescan and the're.

Speaker 3 (10:55):
Like, oh this Divvy, your Divvy time is run out,
and I was like, how did it run out?

Speaker 1 (10:59):
I thought I paid for a full day.

Speaker 5 (11:01):
So did they have them shut down in the area
just because there'd be so many people. Maybe people aren't
riding bikes around.

Speaker 1 (11:06):
That I might have registered wrong.

Speaker 3 (11:09):
This is this is a Maris issue, clearly. So I
get that squared away and it stops beeping, and then
like I'm trying to set up the new ride and
it just won't go, and it finally gives me an
alert and goes. We see you've been having issues with
your divvy. He enjoy your free ride, and I was
like a got him jackpot. So I start riding my

(11:31):
little bike down the street and I don't have a belt,
so I can't really do anything except yell at people as.

Speaker 1 (11:35):
They're in a way.

Speaker 5 (11:37):
That would be my favorite part, but like.

Speaker 3 (11:39):
The snowplows are in the way, so I'm weaving in
and out of the snow plows and I block on
the streets.

Speaker 1 (11:45):
Yeah, they're blocking the streets getting ready for the parade.

Speaker 3 (11:47):
And I don't know what's wrong with people when you
see a bike coming at you on a wide street
and you're just walking directly at me. And like now
I'm pumping the brakes and I'm swerving and this isn't
my bike, so like I look like a cat walking
on water trying to ride this bike and it's just
not going.

Speaker 1 (12:04):
And then and then it hits me, you are out
of shape, mares.

Speaker 3 (12:09):
Stop trying to ride this bike at full speed down
the street so that you can make it on time.
I literally called a Kisses promotions director. Our promotion director
Jason was like.

Speaker 8 (12:19):
Man, turn the car on, have three waters ready for me.
I'm not made for this anymore. And he's like, are
you okay. I'm like, I'm fine, I think.

Speaker 1 (12:30):
And then there's a guy walking down the street He's like,
I want to waters in AC two and I'm like okay,
and just sweat worn down me.

Speaker 5 (12:38):
I'm just yesterday was super humid, brutal.

Speaker 1 (12:41):
I'm not I'm not made for this anymore.

Speaker 6 (12:43):
But the gag is probably that you got there with
plenty of time to spare.

Speaker 1 (12:46):
Oh, plenty of time. Yeah, I had over like two hours.

Speaker 3 (12:50):
Yeah, but I still wanted to get there early to
help out and do what I needed to do. But
it was one of those things where like I had
to sit and lay in the car like recline the
seat back and just catch my breath while I got water,
sitting on my neck and drinking water at the same time.

Speaker 1 (13:05):
It was just it was bad. It was it was
not okay. So don't ask me to go on a
bike ride.

Speaker 9 (13:11):
You can go on a walk, yeah, tandem bike ride, no, come,
I'll be in front.

Speaker 4 (13:17):
I'll do all the work.

Speaker 1 (13:18):
Okay, Yeah, I would love to see.

Speaker 4 (13:21):
That bike ride. Let's go.

Speaker 1 (13:23):
There's a lot of weight in the back of that bike.

Speaker 5 (13:25):
You get sidecar for mikey, I hope I'm walking home
and I just see you guys ride by.

Speaker 4 (13:29):
No, no, no, you're going the sidecar.

Speaker 5 (13:31):
Too, surprise of you. Two tandem biking, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (13:35):
A bike.

Speaker 4 (13:36):
Let's get on a tandem bike and match propeller.

Speaker 5 (13:39):
Do three in a row? Can you do a third seats?

Speaker 4 (13:42):
Let's get I bet that there's a triple tandem bike.

Speaker 1 (13:48):
To that. Yeah, I don't feel like that's gonna go. Well,
they have a three seater in Chicago.

Speaker 6 (13:57):
Well, the third one has to be a child. I
guess I'm sitting in Mike, He's going in front.

Speaker 5 (14:01):
Find you. Sounds fun, Okay, phenomenal.

Speaker 3 (14:04):
If we're ever off air for more than two weeks,
you know what happened.

Speaker 4 (14:07):
Your official vehicle? CANRDS be a three seater bike?

Speaker 1 (14:11):
At We'll make it happen? Ned Alert, it's time to
dark out.

Speaker 3 (14:21):
This one was interesting when I saw it because one
first and foremost, I thought Fast and Furious was going
to go on like Bond and so many other movie
series that just won't die because it's about family.

Speaker 4 (14:35):
But real family does infect die.

Speaker 3 (14:37):
Yes, indeed, But the eleventh installment in the series will
be the last, says Vin Diesel.

Speaker 1 (14:45):
And this will mark the return of Paul Walker.

Speaker 3 (14:50):
If you remember, Paul Walker passed away while filming Fast
and Furious seven, and as they wrapped up the movie,
they utilize CGI and his brothers to help film that
last scene as his character is driving off into the distance.
I don't like this at all.

Speaker 4 (15:11):
Me neither.

Speaker 3 (15:13):
I would prefer that they just let let them all's
character be yep, leave them off to the side, and
especially if they come in with a speaking role for him.

Speaker 4 (15:22):
Yeah, no, I can't do.

Speaker 6 (15:24):
That, especially because it'll show us just how good AI
has gotten if they do it. Because if they do that,
they're going to do it so well, and that's gonna
be freaky, right.

Speaker 5 (15:33):
I think most of we're gonna start seeing most movies.
They're not gonna tell us that they're using AI. No,
I know, but if it costs them nothing versus like
a million dollars of digital blah blah blah. Come on,
did you know that Fast and Furious franchise tenth highest
grossing film franchise of all time with seven point three
billion dollars.

Speaker 1 (15:51):
Not surprised.

Speaker 3 (15:51):
It's got explosions, that's cars, helicopters, and don't forget.

Speaker 1 (15:58):
Fury family.

Speaker 4 (16:05):
When I get that wrong.

Speaker 3 (16:06):
But it's it's also like, I know Vin's very close
with the Walker family.

Speaker 1 (16:11):
And.

Speaker 3 (16:14):
If they're okay with it, then obviously, you know, it
makes me feel a little bit better moving forward.

Speaker 1 (16:19):
But it's also just leave it alone. You wrote the
character all four or five movies ago. Yeah, we don't
need that.

Speaker 9 (16:24):
And also ethically, like that's weird for his family, Like
even if they are like, oh yeah, no, we'd like
to see him again. He's got like a daughter, like
in the psychological effects of seeing your pasted on, I
would bother like recreated for a movie franchise.

Speaker 4 (16:39):
Has to be weird.

Speaker 5 (16:40):
They're paying the family.

Speaker 4 (16:41):
Still, they got it.

Speaker 1 (16:43):
Yeah, yeah, I'm sure they were way too close. They're
way too close not to have that included.

Speaker 3 (16:48):
But eight four four ninety five fifty What do you
think about this one? Do you want to see Paul
Walker's character reprised in a final fast and furious as
they tie the story off, or are you feeling like
we're feeling and just let it be.

Speaker 1 (17:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (17:05):
Yeah, five movies ago. Just the most expensive scene in
a Fast and Furious movie cost one scene twenty five
million dollars.

Speaker 6 (17:15):
Damn.

Speaker 1 (17:17):
Now here's a bit only plug.

Speaker 4 (17:20):
There, Flared Base.

Speaker 1 (17:22):
This is quite the plug here.

Speaker 4 (17:24):
Damn.

Speaker 3 (17:25):
Got a pair of tickets to the upcoming White Sox
game on July eleventh.

Speaker 1 (17:30):
And guess who's gonna be there to tailgate with you? Us?
The Mark Mushpit.

Speaker 5 (17:37):
Yeah, I'm gonna get to try the food in that stadium.
I'm so excited.

Speaker 4 (17:40):
I'm soup.

Speaker 1 (17:40):
You know what.

Speaker 6 (17:41):
I haven't been to a White Sox game yet at all. Well,
I've been to I saw them at Cubs.

Speaker 5 (17:46):
Okay, it's a stadium.

Speaker 1 (17:49):
Yeah, you're gonna love it over there.

Speaker 3 (17:51):
During said til gate, we'll be giving away tickets to
the Summer of ninety nine and Beyond festival with Nickelback
and Creed, and will also be giving away rate Club
tickets for a future game.

Speaker 1 (18:03):
But we need you right now.

Speaker 3 (18:04):
Eight four to four ninety five eight four four nine
five ninety five fifty.

Speaker 4 (18:12):
Are you okay today? You couldn't say meteorological earlier. Now
you don't know what the phone number.

Speaker 3 (18:18):
Is sapt four ninety five fifty. We have two pairs
of tickets to give away.

Speaker 1 (18:24):
I'm fine.

Speaker 4 (18:24):
I think follow up with your eyes. Follow.

Speaker 1 (18:27):
That's a tiny finger.

Speaker 4 (18:29):
Don't move your head.

Speaker 3 (18:29):
Follow.

Speaker 1 (18:31):
You know when you say don't move ahead?

Speaker 10 (18:33):
No?

Speaker 1 (18:34):
Sorry, all right, it's very difficult not to move your head.

Speaker 4 (18:37):
Let's just do this. It's just a personality trait.

Speaker 1 (18:39):
It is just me being completely mares this morning, indeed.

Speaker 3 (18:43):
But yes, this game is also the unveiling of the
Mark Burley statue, as they're celebrating twenty years of the
two thousand and five World Series Championship over there on
the south side. So eight four four nine five five
ninety five fifty, we're going to get that winner.

Speaker 1 (19:00):
And I'm just excited to be out and about with
these guys.

Speaker 5 (19:03):
I can't wait. I've been wanting to go to a
Sox game all year.

Speaker 4 (19:06):
I am so And also Mikey birthday.

Speaker 5 (19:09):
Oh that's exciting.

Speaker 1 (19:11):
Don't don't downplay. No, no.

Speaker 5 (19:14):
You know what my parents used to do when they
got older and I was a kid, they would be like,
we don't talk about that, so I nobody wants to
celebrate when you're over forty.

Speaker 4 (19:22):
That's a lie. We're celebrating you.

Speaker 1 (19:25):
That's fine.

Speaker 4 (19:26):
The more you deny this, the bigger thing I'm gonna
make it.

Speaker 5 (19:30):
Let's celebrate everybody.

Speaker 1 (19:31):
Let's get on.

Speaker 4 (19:32):
I'm gonna so big, I'm gonna go.

Speaker 1 (19:35):
Do you not know how she works?

Speaker 6 (19:36):
No, it's opposite her taking a trip to party city.

Speaker 5 (19:41):
I wouldn't want to spend anywhere else. Uh well, I
wouldn't want to spend anywhere else for on my birthday though,
except at a baseball game. Well, I love that.

Speaker 3 (19:48):
All right, let's see the first invitee to Michael's birthday party.

Speaker 4 (19:52):
Here screen Cake Logan.

Speaker 1 (19:54):
Are we speaking with Logan? You sure are?

Speaker 3 (19:57):
He Logan, you got a pair of ticket to go
see the White Sox on July eleventh, which happens to
be Michael's birthday.

Speaker 2 (20:08):
Logan turning sixty three, big fan of your square?

Speaker 5 (20:12):
Yeah, by the way, what about sport phenomenal Jeremy Allen
White and the team filming that movie Enemies and Logan
Square today. Look at you at the transit stop there.

Speaker 4 (20:26):
Which is kind of cool. You're stalking that whole cast.

Speaker 1 (20:29):
I'm up.

Speaker 5 (20:31):
I'm watching Shameless for the first time. I'm obsessed.

Speaker 1 (20:36):
It really is amazing.

Speaker 5 (20:37):
I will venture to say it is my favorite show
of all time, and I'm only in the second season
was a little rush. Oh see, I agree. I haven't
got that far yet, but I haven't heard great things
as you get further in, But the first two seasons
freaking amazing. What's your favorite show of all time?

Speaker 1 (20:51):
Quick?

Speaker 5 (20:52):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (20:52):
That that's a good one. I'm probably gonna have to
go with one piece Ooh, anime O, the longest.

Speaker 5 (21:01):
One you'll find, hundred episodes, nerd the line.

Speaker 1 (21:09):
Yes, I watched it all on my midnight ChiPT while
I was doing an emergency dispatch. Did it at work somehow?

Speaker 10 (21:20):
Right?

Speaker 1 (21:20):
Right there?

Speaker 3 (21:21):
You go, Logan, well done, and we look forward to
seeing you out at the game on Friday is July eleventh,
as we celebrate Michael's birthday and the best way possible
a White Sox game.

Speaker 5 (21:36):
Right five chattoos rock station one of my favorite things
we do during the day.

Speaker 4 (21:42):
Oh, Maria, Yeah, you do seem happy? How you feeling,
mariss I'm.

Speaker 1 (21:48):
Trying to figure out what was wrong with me today,
But I'm good.

Speaker 4 (21:51):
You know what, We'll bring it up.

Speaker 6 (21:52):
You know, I'm gonna I'm gonna make you happy, Okay,
we're gonna put happy stuff on. Yeah, it's gonna sound
so nice. It is gonna be the news headlines which
are horrific and terrible.

Speaker 4 (22:03):
For your mental health. But something else, well, we don't
want to hurt you with it, you know what I mean.
We just want to keep you informed. This is bad news.

Speaker 6 (22:14):
There's two firefighters killed in a sniper style ambush and Idaho.

Speaker 5 (22:22):
That's a crazy story.

Speaker 6 (22:25):
Idaho potatoes and firefighter ambushes.

Speaker 4 (22:28):
You know.

Speaker 6 (22:30):
One dead in shooting during fraternity picnic.

Speaker 1 (22:35):
Don't like it.

Speaker 5 (22:35):
That ain't good like a picnic shooting, just some.

Speaker 4 (22:40):
Picnic bullets with our picnic gun.

Speaker 6 (22:42):
Deane hiker dies after thirty foot fall.

Speaker 1 (22:47):
Yo.

Speaker 5 (22:47):
I had a buddy who used to rescue people on
Mount Saint Helen's growing up, and someone fell it was
like fifty feet and smacked their head at the bottom.

Speaker 4 (22:54):
He said.

Speaker 5 (22:54):
By the time they got down to them to rescue him,
the guy's brain had swollen and it was as big
as a watermelon.

Speaker 2 (23:00):
That's why I stay away from hiking for my health.

Speaker 6 (23:02):
That why doctor facing human trafficking and drug charges.

Speaker 1 (23:08):
I don't know how you beat the last one, but
you did.

Speaker 6 (23:10):
What kind of doctor do we know the drug doctor,
all of that bad news bears.

Speaker 9 (23:17):
That's foo space f I G H T e RS.
Don't want you to get that one hundred dollars fine that.

Speaker 6 (23:24):
Food fighters impose for any quote, misspelling, or other stupid
typos on advertising materials.

Speaker 1 (23:31):
This is a real thing.

Speaker 4 (23:32):
Oh yeah, they have incredible writers.

Speaker 6 (23:34):
Another one that's hilarious is it's from a two thousand
and eight writer. It says they want cereal boxes that
are unopened end quote, not recycled from last.

Speaker 4 (23:44):
Night's DIOS show.

Speaker 5 (23:46):
That's funny.

Speaker 6 (23:46):
They want fresh catchup, not the last four millimeters in
the bottle, and lunch should include soup of the day,
but only vegetarian because meaty soups make Roady's fart.

Speaker 1 (23:58):
That funny. I like that little that.

Speaker 4 (24:01):
Is beautiful, like a little humor.

Speaker 3 (24:03):
Speaking of beauty, Oh, what do you guys find beautiful
about people that you're attracted to?

Speaker 1 (24:09):
What was the first thing that strikes your eye? Hair? Hair?

Speaker 5 (24:12):
I think that's the first thing I see. Okay, like
if you're grazy.

Speaker 6 (24:16):
Okay, build probably yeah, like a mixture of height and muscle.

Speaker 1 (24:22):
Okay's eyes for me all day? Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (24:26):
They did a survey to find what each state found
most attractive Illinois, Minnesota, Michigan, and Texas.

Speaker 1 (24:34):
Laughter.

Speaker 4 (24:36):
Oh, I didn't realize it could be none.

Speaker 1 (24:38):
Oh do you want to change yours? Now?

Speaker 6 (24:40):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (24:41):
Yeah, well, sense.

Speaker 6 (24:43):
Of humor then confidence probably, Yeah, I'm sticking with eyes.

Speaker 4 (24:50):
She could be a.

Speaker 1 (24:53):
Y They pulled me in.

Speaker 4 (24:56):
Yeah, whatever you want.

Speaker 3 (24:59):
Alabama, Colorado, Mississippi, and North Dakota. Pasture, which was very
interesting to me.

Speaker 4 (25:05):
That's interesting.

Speaker 6 (25:06):
It's one of those things that's really unattractive if it's bad,
but it's something that if it's good, you don't notice.

Speaker 1 (25:11):
It, right, yeah. Right. Facial expressiveness also made the list.

Speaker 3 (25:15):
Voice tune, you are welcome Missouri.

Speaker 1 (25:20):
Scent that is yeah, very.

Speaker 6 (25:24):
Again, one of those things very important.

Speaker 4 (25:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (25:27):
You ever smelled like a colonna or perfume and you
just like yo, yeah.

Speaker 6 (25:33):
And it's always sad when it's on someone that you
would normally be attracted to. But I just picked a
cent that does not vibe with you, and you're like,
damn it.

Speaker 3 (25:41):
Yeah, there's a Well I'm not going to go to No.

Speaker 4 (25:45):
My curiosity is I'll.

Speaker 3 (25:47):
Just say, on any given day, I would not have
been attracted to said person, but they walked past me.

Speaker 1 (25:54):
And I was like, well, goodness.

Speaker 6 (25:57):
Oh yeah, how is it a fact?

Speaker 1 (26:01):
Interesting hand gestures also made the list hand gestures. She
just flipped the bird.

Speaker 4 (26:08):
And everybody yeah into that.

Speaker 1 (26:11):
So, Michael, when you say hair, do eyebrows come into play?

Speaker 5 (26:15):
I mean that's another one of those things that if
your eyebrows are fine, you don't notice, but if they're
whacked out, then you do really notice. I mean as
long as I just like, I'm more of a package guy,
so like everything kind of has to flow together. Yeah,
you know, you could have not as pretty of a face,
but if you're banging every other way, who cares? If
you have a really pretty face, but maybe you're a
little overweight, great done. I don't care. Yeah, for most

(26:38):
of me at this point in my life, I want
peace and I want a sense of humor.

Speaker 1 (26:41):
There you go, Yeah, I want that for you.

Speaker 4 (26:44):
Michael, thanks consider being peaceful.

Speaker 1 (26:46):
Yeah, no joke.

Speaker 5 (26:47):
That's why I need it. I need somebody to piece
me down.

Speaker 3 (26:49):
Vermia is an interesting one, which I think is just
with an evolution of time?

Speaker 1 (26:55):
Is it? Crows feet are sexy? The wrinkles around your eye.

Speaker 5 (26:58):
I hear this from women.

Speaker 4 (26:59):
I don't underst no, I actually get it. Yeah, no,
I'm team pros.

Speaker 1 (27:03):
It's a maturity.

Speaker 4 (27:05):
It's a maturity thing.

Speaker 6 (27:06):
And also it looks weird otherwise, like you can kind
of tell when someone's had some work done around.

Speaker 5 (27:11):
Those times and that nothing moves.

Speaker 6 (27:14):
It's more unattractive to me to know that someone is
actively trying to fight aging because they are more concerned
with looking youthful than with getting their life to the
place where they feel good about their age.

Speaker 3 (27:26):
Right eight four four nine fifty. Let us know what
you find attractive. It could be physical, it could be
you know, just personal.

Speaker 4 (27:37):
Tell something weird.

Speaker 3 (27:38):
Yeah, what what's the weird thing you find attractive about people?

Speaker 4 (27:41):
Do you like feet?

Speaker 5 (27:42):
Like stink?

Speaker 4 (27:43):
Do you like feet?

Speaker 5 (27:44):
Mikey, No, I'm not a fet I mean feet are fine.

Speaker 4 (27:47):
Weird anything? No? Normal?

Speaker 1 (27:52):
The weekend is finally here.

Speaker 3 (27:54):
We've been talking about it forever, back to the beginning.
The farewell concert for mister Ozzy Osbourne with the reunion
of Black Sabbath will be July fifth.

Speaker 4 (28:06):
Can I bitch about something very quickly?

Speaker 1 (28:09):
Not actually, but make it quick.

Speaker 4 (28:12):
It can't be quick. I know I got a rant.

Speaker 6 (28:16):
I'm livid, Okay, So I want to preface this by
saying that, yes, there were big, prominently displayed signs, but
it was one of those things where you don't notice
the sign until you get the penalty first, and then
you're like, but there was no oh oh there every Okay,
I missed it, but I don't care because I talked

(28:37):
to the employees and.

Speaker 4 (28:37):
This is the whole thing.

Speaker 5 (28:38):
Wait did you say what happened?

Speaker 1 (28:42):
This is the monologue.

Speaker 4 (28:43):
We're right here. I was literally about to reveal it.

Speaker 5 (28:45):
All right, my god, I don't bury the lead.

Speaker 4 (28:49):
I'm gonna smack you.

Speaker 6 (28:49):
And that's going to be the lead Central Savings Bank
and lake View East, you sucky name. And to go
help a buddy of mine get a phone at that
Expinity store right in there. We're in there doing our thing,
just kind of waiting for someone to help us. And
then we overheard the employees at the Exfinity store talking

(29:12):
to some other customers that had come in and they're like, oh,
where'd you park?

Speaker 4 (29:16):
And they were like, oh, right.

Speaker 2 (29:17):
There by the lot. That's literally like touching the store.

Speaker 6 (29:21):
So obviously you would think that you could park there,
and they're like, oh.

Speaker 4 (29:25):
No, don't do that.

Speaker 6 (29:26):
You're well, you're probably already booted, and we were like.

Speaker 2 (29:29):
In minutes, yeah, and we're overhearing.

Speaker 6 (29:31):
This, We're like, what do you mean they're already but
we parked there, we can't park there, And they're like, no, no, no.
This bank pays a dude to sit in the parking
lot and watch to see if people turn left towards
the bank because technically it's their parking lot, or right
towards the Expunity store, and as soon as he sees
you go right instead of left, he comes out of

(29:53):
his car and boots you literally right there. The employees
in the Expanity store said that people by the time
they're in the door, there's a boot on their car already.

Speaker 1 (30:02):
That's why it's insane.

Speaker 10 (30:04):
And I've like thought about it because obviously I've stewed
and I was like, who is this benefiting, because it's
not like Central Savings Bank in Lakeview East who does
this and boots people.

Speaker 4 (30:15):
And I just want to say that against Central Savings,
you suck.

Speaker 1 (30:18):
It's not like, please advertise with us.

Speaker 6 (30:21):
It's not like they're getting money from this, you know
what I mean. And they have to pay a guy
to stay there, so they're literally losing money by being dicks.

Speaker 5 (30:29):
Like why those parking people who don't actually do parking,
And it's just like just putting a boot on people's cards.

Speaker 1 (30:34):
Like a top.

Speaker 5 (30:35):
Yeah right, you just see it. He's like, yeah, that'll
be how much?

Speaker 4 (30:38):
It's one seventy?

Speaker 1 (30:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (30:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (30:42):
So this guy gets yelled at a lot.

Speaker 6 (30:43):
I bet I felt bad for him as a person
because like he's just you know, he's just doing the job.

Speaker 4 (30:48):
It's not his like deal.

Speaker 6 (30:49):
But it's like, come on, man, it's an empty parking lot.
You'll suck eight four four ninety five fifty. Have you
ever been personally victimized.

Speaker 4 (30:59):
By a boot? Because I have.

Speaker 6 (31:04):
He says spreckenz Dorch, which is speaking German, but then
he speaks Spanish.

Speaker 4 (31:10):
Yeah, what a multi lingual loser. On the morning Mop
sit on rockt ninety five to five?

Speaker 6 (31:14):
Boys, what are we doing, Sara, let's jump into it here.

Speaker 5 (31:20):
Cubs dropped the series against Houston. Lost yesterday. They were
blanked yesterday two to nothing. Comes managed easy just six
hits and went one for nine with runners in scoring position,
which is awful. Comes off today, back home tomorrow, and
the White Sox one five to two against San Francisco
Giants after trailing early, the Socks broke it open with

(31:41):
a four run seventh inning and they are off today
as well.

Speaker 1 (31:46):
I got a shout out Mead roth Kert for the most.

Speaker 3 (31:49):
Beautiful slide avoidance i've seen a second base It was
the stopping go and he just whiffs on the tag.

Speaker 5 (31:58):
If I could explain this, if nobody saw so. Essentially,
imagine a guy's coming into second base and he's sliding,
and instead of sliding into the bag, he stops about
a foot in front of it, and then the guy
goes to tag where his foot would be, misses the tag,
and then he steps on the bag and stands up.

Speaker 4 (32:13):
Yeah, oh that's so attractive. I've even seen it, and
that's hot.

Speaker 5 (32:17):
Yeah, it was really good.

Speaker 1 (32:18):
We'll get you a clip, Murray, because it was everywhere.

Speaker 4 (32:21):
I mean, my future ex husband.

Speaker 1 (32:23):
Michael, you didn't mention the Tigers.

Speaker 5 (32:25):
What what did the Tigers win? I saw they won
one game, but I didn't I didn't look at the
other day.

Speaker 3 (32:30):
They won last night over the arm of schoobl they
played school twins.

Speaker 1 (32:35):
Yeah, thirteen strikeouts. Incredible and Mike, you didn't want to
talk about it today.

Speaker 5 (32:39):
No, he's one of the best pictures in the league,
if not the best picture in the league. The dude
is incredible. Yeah, when we played.

Speaker 3 (32:44):
Against him, dude, we got you were in love with
Brown and now you're not in love with Brown.

Speaker 1 (32:50):
I don't like Brown an Yeah, Okay.

Speaker 3 (32:52):
A good weekend as the Chicago Fire won over Charlotte
FC three to two. We've got a little dicy at
the end of the game because I thought they were
going to blow it, but they held on and then
Angel Reese has just been bawling lately for the sky
with our fourth double double as they beat the Sparks
and also the Sparks last night retire Cannas Parker's jersey.

(33:15):
I believe they'll be doing that with the sky Lader
this season as well.

Speaker 5 (33:18):
Very cool Blackhawk's little NHL draft going on. They got
with three first rounders, including a top three selection. Chicago
bolstered its foundation with big, versatile players who will bring
physicality to the team in the long term upside.

Speaker 1 (33:30):
I love that.

Speaker 5 (33:31):
Yeah, we'll see how they develop.

Speaker 3 (33:32):
I like how the Blackhawks are putting an effort in
I can't say the same for the Bulls right now,
but I got to figure out what the Bulls are
doing this offseason and I'm gonna need a soothsayer, a
which anybody that can help, because it doesn't make any
sense and that I hate you.

Speaker 2 (33:50):
So if you want to deal with the bullets.

Speaker 1 (33:55):
Alien Ann Farm on Rock ninety five to five. And
for anyone that thinks they're one hit one under.

Speaker 3 (34:00):
I take a fence to that. They have two songs.
The other one is movies and it is Fantastic's a
good song. Actually, love you've never heard movie?

Speaker 5 (34:07):
You've heard it? You don't know, Yeah, you've heard it.

Speaker 4 (34:09):
At some point I'll sing me a bar.

Speaker 3 (34:10):
I've actively played movies under every time I talk about
a movie in nerd news.

Speaker 9 (34:15):
I'm listening to your news. Yes I am intently, Okay,
taking notes?

Speaker 3 (34:19):
All right, we all need money, right, well yeah, yeah,
Rocky's here.

Speaker 1 (34:24):
Well he's not going to take care of us.

Speaker 3 (34:26):
He's going to take care of you, but to get
you motivated because that next keyword is coming up.

Speaker 1 (34:34):
That was sad.

Speaker 4 (34:36):
Yeah, what's happening with the bell.

Speaker 1 (34:37):
I don't know it.

Speaker 3 (34:37):
He's getting wrapped up in the wires. So we know
what I'm going to spend the money on is video games. Yeah,
that's the thing. What what are you two going to
spend it on? I got a fan. We're fine, I've
found a fan. It's working, it's blowing cool.

Speaker 6 (34:51):
They texted at eight four fifty all the time.

Speaker 3 (34:55):
But yes, you, Maria, you get a thousand dollars from Rocky,
what are you doing with it?

Speaker 6 (34:58):
I'm looking right now at Bezos's website and I'm seeing
for four hundred and fifty six dollars a bouncy castle
with two slides.

Speaker 4 (35:09):
And guess what, it's four fifty six. That means I
can get two of them.

Speaker 1 (35:13):
Huh. Didn't expect that double bouncy castle.

Speaker 5 (35:16):
Put them together, bounce from one to the other.

Speaker 6 (35:18):
Okay, I'm not Sidney. And then I don't put my
bouncy castles together.

Speaker 1 (35:23):
And then, Michael, what would you spend it on? Bills?
Of course? Okay, so we have the frivolous and the adult, and.

Speaker 4 (35:31):
I gotta be honest surprised.

Speaker 5 (35:34):
Same, but here we are. The reason I have the
bills is because of the frivolous.

Speaker 2 (35:40):
Yeah, I got ten more years of frivolous in me.

Speaker 1 (35:43):
That's right.

Speaker 3 (35:45):
That sounded weird. I'm just gonna let it go. But yes,
make sure you're listening for your next keyword with Rocky,
which is actually coming up here pretty soon, so please
stay with us.

Speaker 5 (35:58):
Moments ago you heard Rocky the roof. Don't worry if
you missed out on that keyword. There's more coming all
throughout the day and you could win yourself one thousand dollars.

Speaker 4 (36:06):
Yeah, a rooster's going to be coming all day on
knock nine. I got you, I got your all right. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (36:15):
If you happen to be drinking a protein shake right now,
dear listener, now would be a really, really good time
to take a nice big swig of it.

Speaker 4 (36:22):
Yeah, just go ahead and have a gulp.

Speaker 6 (36:24):
A year long investigation into the theft of bull seamen
in Australia has resulted in the arrest of a thirty
four year old man. The unidentified Grafton man is now
facing almost two dozen charges stemming from the alleged cow
goo theft and stealing more than call it goops of

(36:47):
cow and stealing more than one hundred cattle from his employer.
The guy was said to have been asked by his
boss to sell two hundred cattle and is accused of
arranging to sell one hundred and fourteen of them to
himself through a third party at a substantially discounted price.
In addition, there was a tank of wagu semen valued

(37:07):
at one hundred you know, one hundred thousand dollars for
that semen and embryos for breeding in the police hall
as well.

Speaker 1 (37:16):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (37:17):
Yeah, I was wondering why this was so important, but
with Yu, I understand it is.

Speaker 6 (37:23):
I feel like it's everywhere these days though, stealing semen,
no wag.

Speaker 5 (37:27):
You stack a lot of things that they call wago,
really wago these days. Yeah, Like they were like, yeah,
how'd you like the wago and most of us just
don't know well enough for.

Speaker 4 (37:35):
Like, oh it's great.

Speaker 6 (37:36):
Oh no.

Speaker 3 (37:37):
I one of my buddies is a state connoisseur, and
when it's real, he had a guy and he it
butter a steak gag.

Speaker 1 (37:45):
Oh my god. Like it just it transcends your palate
on how good it is.

Speaker 6 (37:51):
It's always weird too, because I'm always having wagu in
the context of like sushi, you know what I mean,
Like I'll go to a sushi place and they'll have
the best wagu there.

Speaker 1 (38:00):
I mean, yes, but I've never had it with sushi,
which is blowing my mind.

Speaker 5 (38:04):
Is it rough sushi, like a little piece of the meat?

Speaker 4 (38:07):
Well, no, I mean I have it at a sushi place.

Speaker 5 (38:09):
Yeah, yeah, I thought it was in the sushi. You're
on the stoe No no, no.

Speaker 6 (38:12):
No, like I because I always end up ordering it
when I'm at a sushi place. But then it's like
I'm eating all this fish. Then I'm like, oh yeah,
and by the way, there's this year and then I'm like, oh.

Speaker 4 (38:20):
Yeah, it's the best egg I've ever had. How should
I forget?

Speaker 5 (38:23):
So if I wanted to breed a bunch of cattle,
all I would need is a jar of.

Speaker 4 (38:28):
Well, you'd have to have a lot of stamina.

Speaker 1 (38:32):
But that's true.

Speaker 3 (38:33):
So I don't know if you've gone this deep. But
like watching the Family Tree of that, WHYU going deep?

Speaker 1 (38:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (38:42):
And it's just so funny because there's like there's one
bull at the top of it, and then like you
can track all of the other cows within the herd,
and it's just like, you know what kind of fatty
conditions on this side of the family or this side's
a little more.

Speaker 1 (38:58):
It's just like down to the science.

Speaker 5 (39:00):
It's it's wild at marbled steak.

Speaker 1 (39:02):
Oh my god, it's a good.

Speaker 4 (39:03):
Thing that they don't like have as much.

Speaker 6 (39:05):
I don't know, maybe consciousness isn't the word, but like
intelligence as we do. Because imagine saying to a guy,
hey man, your jeans.

Speaker 4 (39:13):
Are so good, you're gonna get laid every day for
the rest of your life.

Speaker 6 (39:16):
And he'd be like, hell, yeah, by the way, we're
going to slaughter all of your children in lineage because
you taste good.

Speaker 4 (39:23):
That's what the genes were.

Speaker 3 (39:24):
And then it's like, oh, you're keeping him alive so
that you can continue to that, but yeah, all of
your children.

Speaker 4 (39:31):
That first wag you bull really had.

Speaker 6 (39:33):
A good bl know.

Speaker 1 (39:35):
Oh this guy dark and I hurry.

Speaker 4 (39:38):
I don't know if the story is real. I think
it's a bunch of bull.

Speaker 5 (39:40):
Hey, now here's a bit only blog.

Speaker 1 (39:45):
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Speaker 3 (39:50):
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Speaker 4 (40:10):
Hell yeah, I love that.

Speaker 1 (40:11):
That is a show.

Speaker 10 (40:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (40:13):
I might have to take the next day off, but
we want you to be there, but you gotta play
fun to the head with us. You're gonna answer questions,
take one of us hostage, and we provide you one
say for a question you don't know, and when you
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Speaker 1 (40:28):
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Speaker 3 (40:30):
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Speaker 1 (40:36):
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Speaker 3 (40:43):
Are we speaking with Rafall, Yes, we're doing great. Happy
Monday to you as we get you ready to play
fun to the head with us. This is the trivia
game where you're gonna answer questions, take one of us
hostage to provide you with one save if you don't
know the answer, and when you get the questions wrong,

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we get shot with a NERF gun.

Speaker 1 (41:05):
So your first decision is who are you taking hostage?

Speaker 5 (41:11):
I'm gonna take hostage Maria because my sister is Maria
as well.

Speaker 3 (41:14):
All right, I love that explanation.

Speaker 1 (41:20):
Thank you for the gun.

Speaker 4 (41:21):
Michael, You're welcome, and your sister we'll have our revenge,
all right.

Speaker 1 (41:24):
Michael, do you want questions or do you want me?

Speaker 6 (41:26):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (41:27):
Okay, Michael's got the questions refall. Here we go with
question one.

Speaker 1 (41:32):
What part I said?

Speaker 5 (41:35):
What part of a cow does the brisket come from?

Speaker 1 (41:48):
But is incorrect? Maria?

Speaker 5 (41:50):
Yeah, okay, all right, okay, that's from the breast chest.

Speaker 1 (41:57):
I did not actually I didn't know that, as we know.

Speaker 4 (42:00):
If it's not, but it's boobs.

Speaker 1 (42:02):
I'll wait here.

Speaker 5 (42:05):
Number two? Who is the CEO of Facebook?

Speaker 1 (42:14):
Very good bye? Nice bounce back?

Speaker 4 (42:18):
Get sucked? What suck him off?

Speaker 5 (42:24):
Number three? What is the name of the big park
in the South Loop that features the bean?

Speaker 1 (42:38):
Five? Four three two?

Speaker 5 (42:44):
The answer Millennium Park.

Speaker 3 (42:46):
Okay, you do have a save with Maria your hostage,
so if you don't know the answer, you can utilize.

Speaker 1 (42:57):
Maria.

Speaker 4 (42:57):
You're far too okay with your hostage getting show.

Speaker 1 (43:00):
But you also have to get the next two questions
correct to win the tickets. All right, save me what.

Speaker 5 (43:12):
What pink Floyd album features the iconic prism and rainbow
on the cover.

Speaker 4 (43:20):
Maria, Okay, that would be the Dark Side of the Mountain.
All right, okay, the Fall I got to save you instead?

Speaker 3 (43:28):
All right, it all comes down to this last question,
rough fall. You'll need to get this right to get
the tickets.

Speaker 1 (43:34):
Or you're getting a special prize from us out me.

Speaker 4 (43:36):
I'm a damsel in distress.

Speaker 5 (43:38):
This could go either way, all right, What nineteen eighties
arcade game was about an amphibian trying to cross roads
and rivers?

Speaker 1 (43:55):
You're out of your saves. I got to answer this
one for yourself.

Speaker 5 (43:59):
One more time. What nineteen eighties arcade game, A very
famous game was about an amphibian trying to cross roads
and rivers?

Speaker 1 (44:09):
Five four three two say it one more time, Frogs.

Speaker 5 (44:21):
No, technically the game is called frogger Froggery.

Speaker 6 (44:26):
I do like the strategy of just going with whatever
amphibian you could think of.

Speaker 1 (44:30):
That's what I could think of.

Speaker 3 (44:31):
I would have been like Axlotler, Axcelltler. Wow, yeah, fall
you are very close. We do have to apologize because
you didn't win the tickets to the Summer Loud.

Speaker 1 (44:43):
But you are getting you are getting.

Speaker 3 (44:46):
One of our amazing air guitars sent to you by Amazon.

Speaker 4 (44:51):
Right, your hostage is dead, okay, yea and more dead
now that's fine.

Speaker 1 (44:58):
Wow, that's fine. A shot.

Speaker 4 (45:00):
See how I don't whine and complain like you too, sissies.

Speaker 1 (45:03):
We are not using the gatling gun on you. Why Okay, you.

Speaker 4 (45:07):
Think I can't take a shot. I didn't mean it
like that. I didn't mean it like that.

Speaker 3 (45:11):
We will be back tomorrow with fun to the Head,
with more tickets to Summer of Loud and your next
chance to win.

Speaker 1 (45:19):
Here on the Morning Mind.

Speaker 3 (45:22):
Ninety five minutes commercial free. Here on Rock ninety five
to five. It is the Morning Match.

Speaker 1 (45:27):
Pitch Michael set into some rock news.

Speaker 5 (45:30):
Shall let's do it with rocks? What do you want
to batter news or good news?

Speaker 1 (45:35):
First?

Speaker 4 (45:37):
Let's go with all batter news.

Speaker 5 (45:40):
Over the weekend, the Deftones put out a statement that said,
in an unfortunate in an unfortunate development, an illness in
the band is going to prevent us from playing Glastonbury tonight.
We're devastated to be missing out. But they did play
a show the next night at the Crystal Palace.

Speaker 4 (45:54):
Oh so what was the injury?

Speaker 5 (45:56):
Nobody really knows what. They didn't say what the illness was,
but maybe it was just a problem, something to do
with a throw.

Speaker 1 (46:01):
Yeah, just like a one day thing.

Speaker 6 (46:03):
Is sick of dealing with Glastonbury's people, probably.

Speaker 5 (46:06):
Because you can have a guitar player, like a guitar
tech come in and fill in on guitar, right, that's
my thought.

Speaker 1 (46:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (46:13):
Interestingly enough, the next night they had a big banner
drop behind them on the stage that just said July tenth,
So everybody is speculating that there's a big announcement coming
July tenth. It's been a long time since we've had
some new Deaftones music. They have been working on a record,
so maybe right around the corner we could get some
new Deftones record.

Speaker 2 (46:30):
I love that about Deftones, that they're not tone deaf,
thank you.

Speaker 5 (46:36):
I love that there's more rock podcasts now because rock
and roll stars from the past are like telling stories stories.

Speaker 1 (46:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (46:45):
And Pearl Jam's Mike McCready, you don't know, guitar player
for Pearl Jam lead guitar player. He credits a kiss
lunch box for why he plays music today. As he said,
Stone and I met in seventh grade. Stone's the other
guitar player for the band in seventy seven or seventy eight,
but I didn't really get to know him that well.
I went to school. I went to a school called Madrona,
and that's where I first discovered that I wanted to

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do music because I saw a kiss lunchbox. I like
that lunchbox. People would try to put me in sports
and other things, but I always just wanted to be Kiss.
You know what's weird is we make fun of Kiss
a little bit. And what's his name? She's kind of
a douchebag in some ways. But boy, Kiss really shaped
a lot of the music that we hear now, Like

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a lot of these artists that I really respect are
like like Mayard from Tool.

Speaker 2 (47:32):
Oh yeah, of his favorite bands is Kiss. Well they're
really good.

Speaker 4 (47:36):
Yeah no, just get an inflated ego like that.

Speaker 3 (47:38):
You know, I will say, musically perfectly fine, I don't
want to talk to I guess I've just never seen
Kiss live.

Speaker 5 (47:45):
They must put on a great show.

Speaker 2 (47:46):
Oh yeah, they get well, they just do all the
bells and whistles.

Speaker 1 (47:49):
Yeah yeah, yeah, that's cool.

Speaker 5 (47:50):
So there you go. Find some inspirations today. Maybe, you know,
get yourself a lunchbox and become a rock star who
knows all the rock news you need to know and
concert calendar up now at Rock nine five five Chy
a song about Me My Home Worst Enemy Rock ninety five,
Chicago's rock station.

Speaker 4 (48:09):
Dare you that's about me? I'm your worst enemy?

Speaker 5 (48:12):
Oh that's true. Speaking of here, she is for now.

Speaker 6 (48:17):
Until you have mechanical enemies in the form of robots
and the inevitable human advices robots.

Speaker 1 (48:24):
Wall news from the front of the inevitable human robot war.

Speaker 6 (48:28):
Researchers at the company Pattern have developed a groundbreaking AI
system that can classify, decipher, and translate cat meows in
real time with ninety five percent accuracy.

Speaker 1 (48:43):
Okay, I know a song.

Speaker 5 (48:45):
It goes me me meow.

Speaker 4 (48:49):
Also, what a rowbot.

Speaker 6 (48:51):
I don't think I've heard the meal mixed jingle in forever,
and I can only think of the Doctor Evil one.

Speaker 4 (48:56):
I want Turkey, I want liver me mixed.

Speaker 1 (48:59):
Please remix. I want to know how they know it's
ninety five percent accurate.

Speaker 4 (49:05):
Because well, cats are only so smart. There's only so
many things they could say.

Speaker 5 (49:08):
I saw a video of this and the cat responded, yeah, yeah,
that was interesting.

Speaker 1 (49:12):
I just kind of figured it was a produced again.

Speaker 5 (49:17):
Here's the thing could be AI for all frick we know, I'm.

Speaker 4 (49:20):
Going to reveal myself as the crazy cat lady I am.

Speaker 1 (49:23):
Because we do.

Speaker 4 (49:25):
I am one.

Speaker 1 (49:27):
You only have two cats now for now.

Speaker 6 (49:30):
But I also like got rid of my husband and
just like have two cats, so I think that still
qualifies me as crazy cat lady.

Speaker 1 (49:37):
There's other reasons you get fair, but you can.

Speaker 6 (49:40):
Tell, like when you've been around if you're very connected
to your cats like I am, and you truly like
view them as members of the household and you kind.

Speaker 4 (49:49):
Of get to know them. You can all if you
can sort of tell.

Speaker 6 (49:52):
What their meals are saying that way without even a translator,
Like I can tell when my cats are asking.

Speaker 1 (49:56):
For like baby cries.

Speaker 4 (49:58):
Yeah okay, well, but yeah.

Speaker 6 (49:59):
We're when they're just saying hi, when they're gonna jump
up on something, they're excited about it. When they see birds,
you can like hear the different meows, So it's just
doing that.

Speaker 1 (50:07):
So you just in touch with your pets.

Speaker 2 (50:09):
Yeah okay, well allegedly, but that's really how they get you.

Speaker 6 (50:12):
Oh see, you know is because I'm very in touch
with my cats, because I have this person to cat
relationship where no third party robot can come in and say, oh,
I don't know, your cat's actually talking mad crap about you.

Speaker 4 (50:26):
The next thing you know, I'm fight with my cat
because my feelings got hurt. Why doesn't my cat like me?

Speaker 6 (50:31):
I'm not connected with my cats anymore, I dissolve into
isolation and loneliness.

Speaker 4 (50:35):
I want to take myself out.

Speaker 6 (50:37):
Then everyone's like that, and then they win the Inevitable
human Versus Robot War.

Speaker 5 (50:40):
You know this one's news from the front of the
Inevitable Human Robot War.

Speaker 3 (50:46):
It is the morning mash pit, and it is my
favorite time of the show. Well, we get to bond
with you over messages you sent to us. It's tech time, baby,
that's right.

Speaker 5 (50:57):
You can always send you text in a four four, nine, five,
nine fifty to us or throughout the whole day. We
read them all in the studio and some of them
make it on the air, just like this. Dave says,
what the hell? Who needs an excuse to have a party?

Speaker 6 (51:10):
Not us, But we're gonna take the excuse to party.
That would be Michael's birthday at White Sucks.

Speaker 3 (51:15):
Yes, would be over at Kamiski as they're unveiling the
Mark Burley statue, and you have chances to win with
us who clinger and pack upon because that's how much
we love Michael.

Speaker 5 (51:27):
If there was ever a day to go, this is
a good day. Yes, it'd be fun. From the A
one to five I love my Wow, I love Michael's
weather reports. Oh he's always dead nuts on, dead nuts on.
I smell some sarcasm, it smells funny from the two
to oh one. Nothing says family like putting them to
work even after they're dead. Vin Diesel needs to let

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the build rast.

Speaker 1 (51:51):
Wow.

Speaker 5 (51:54):
Maris told us earlier that they were going to bring
Paul Walker back in some sort of form for the
final installment. At least that's what they're saying now. Yeah,
of the Fast and the Furious franchise.

Speaker 1 (52:04):
I hope two things happen.

Speaker 3 (52:05):
I hope that this is not the final Fast and
Furious installment, and I hope that they don't put him
in the movie.

Speaker 1 (52:11):
So we'll see.

Speaker 6 (52:12):
They're not going to listen to me, but they're going
to put him in the movie. And it's also not
going to be the last Fast and Furious.

Speaker 1 (52:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (52:18):
Well, they made seven point three billion dollars off that
franchisees so far.

Speaker 1 (52:23):
They can't let that go.

Speaker 5 (52:24):
Vin's got to be rich at this point, right, I mean, damn.

Speaker 1 (52:27):
The whole crew. Yeah, he's taking care of his family.

Speaker 5 (52:34):
And true, she wasn't hidden in that first movie. Joe says,
your amateur rocket scientist and budding arsonists will not look
at drones as a deterrent. They will look at it
as target practice.

Speaker 3 (52:45):
Oh yeah, mentioned that San Jose is cracking down in
their fireworks and they're using drones to tamper down on
people shooting fireworks.

Speaker 5 (52:54):
Probably, but if they get up high enough they can
see where they're being shot from, they can direct the
cops over there.

Speaker 1 (52:58):
Blah blah.

Speaker 4 (52:59):
Sure, and guess what we're still aiming for it.

Speaker 5 (53:02):
From the two to one, I know a tandem bike
has a different vibe, but you should just upgrade to
a quadra cycle. The three of you will be less
likely to eat it and die. A quadra cycle.

Speaker 2 (53:13):
There's only three of us, and we like space efficiency.

Speaker 5 (53:16):
We can put one of your cats on the other.

Speaker 4 (53:17):
Seat, both of them, and I'm immediately in one on
each pedal.

Speaker 5 (53:21):
You got yourself a deal and sparrow on the seat,
dog on the seat, and.

Speaker 1 (53:25):
My allergy is going crazy. No, she's not leaving a house.
She's on house arrest. Not a big biker.

Speaker 5 (53:33):
And finally, from the two one nine, power to the
people park wherever you want, Maria. They can't boot all
of us. Hell yeah, try the man try boot my
semi when I park it in the street to unload. Yeah,
boot this Maria got booted over the weekend, so stupid
after you were out of.

Speaker 6 (53:49):
Your car for a second at Central Savings Bank and
leg beer.

Speaker 4 (53:55):
You guys suck and you can suck it.

Speaker 1 (53:59):
Yeah, I mean, don't hold back around.

Speaker 6 (54:01):
I mean, like, I'm sure the employees of the bank
are great, but the owner of that bank who decided
to pay the guy to sit in the lot to
boot people?

Speaker 5 (54:09):
Were there signs that said don't park.

Speaker 6 (54:11):
Giant ones, really really really big ones, like one taking
up almost the entire wall of extinity.

Speaker 2 (54:18):
But you don't look at it because it's not on
your walking path.

Speaker 1 (54:21):
That's true. So bad way to go, Miriam.

Speaker 4 (54:24):
I know, I know it's my fault, but no it's not.
It's your fault.

Speaker 1 (54:28):
You can always text us any of your thoughts. Eighty
four four.

Speaker 4 (54:33):
Fifty Gavin Rossdill just walk to his daughter down the aisle.
Hopefully her new husband doesn't cheat with the babysitter. But
that's neither here nor there.

Speaker 6 (54:43):
It's pretty much bit I'm rocking wow, white dad, Like
when Stefani in her prime, what do you mean it?

Speaker 5 (54:53):
I mean what's so funny gorgeous. But I think in
any relationship you just get tired of them. Like you
could have the hottest woman in the world or the
hottest guy in the world, but eventually.

Speaker 4 (55:01):
And here we see a prime example of a hall
of back. Boy, is that what it is?

Speaker 3 (55:06):
I don't I'm feeling b A N A N A
S way to spell bananas?

Speaker 2 (55:12):
Thanks, I learned spell necessary shoot.

Speaker 1 (55:17):
N E C E S S A R Y.

Speaker 4 (55:20):
Now yes, oh wow, we should.

Speaker 6 (55:22):
Did you know that they just had a spelling bee
and wicker Park for what like literally just some people
set up the spelling bee and like posted.

Speaker 4 (55:30):
About it on TikTok, and like a bunch of people
showed up, and I was like, I want to go
to that next year.

Speaker 1 (55:35):
I don't want to be embarrassed in public about my inability.

Speaker 5 (55:37):
To see you are tailgate. Yeah, set up a whole
I literally.

Speaker 4 (55:42):
Here for thee I commented on and I was like,
do another one.

Speaker 5 (55:45):
I want to go seriously.

Speaker 4 (55:51):
Tackling that we could do because it's adults, not kids.

Speaker 5 (55:55):
Imagine how long the names are on the back of
those jerseys, but.

Speaker 1 (55:59):
I want it. Let's do it longer than Pete crow armshop.

Speaker 5 (56:02):
That's true.

Speaker 1 (56:03):
Is that crazy?

Speaker 8 (56:04):
Bro?

Speaker 5 (56:04):
That's one of the reasons I didn't get that jersey
at first because I was like, it takes up the
whole back of the thing. Turns out's like one of
the best players in the league.

Speaker 1 (56:10):
But not sorry. Yeah, he's one of the best outfields
out there.

Speaker 4 (56:13):
I know what's happening sports, you know, great player for
the Cubs.

Speaker 1 (56:17):
Yes, I know.

Speaker 3 (56:18):
And speaking of baseball, we're celebrating Michael's birthday. Yeah, comisky
on July eleventh, just because Michael Friday afternoon, next Friday.
It is next Friday, and we want you to be
there with us. We're gonna tailgate beforehand. We'll have concert tickets.

Speaker 4 (56:37):
I'm gonna getting birthday hat.

Speaker 5 (56:38):
I'm turning twenty two, twenty two mentally, that would be
literally twenty twenty years ago when I first started my
career in this business. Twenty years you blink in twenty years.
All right, I'm getting this stock.

Speaker 6 (56:51):
We should celebrate the twenty first anniversary of your career
and just.

Speaker 4 (56:55):
Get you hammered.

Speaker 5 (56:56):
Fine, as long as we can record it, yo, yeah,
you can be wasted.

Speaker 4 (57:01):
Well wow, he already agreed, He already agreed. No, we're
not getting wasted, just him.

Speaker 3 (57:09):
That's all I was gonna say, because to Margarita, Maria
is the most dangerous individual I've ever been.

Speaker 5 (57:14):
One time, you guys are one time.

Speaker 2 (57:18):
No, we're getting him drunk and we're recording.

Speaker 1 (57:21):
The difference is I can carry you away. I might
be able to throw you off.

Speaker 5 (57:25):
Grab a wheelchair and just roll me around.

Speaker 6 (57:27):
He's also like a string bean. You can probably just
like push him and he'll lose balance so quickly you
could roll them with.

Speaker 1 (57:32):
That's true, that's fair.

Speaker 3 (57:34):
So Walt has more tickets to our White Sox tailgate
as they are unveiling the Mark Burley statue next Friday.

Speaker 1 (57:41):
We want you to be there to celebrate Michael's birthday
and

Speaker 3 (57:44):
The most Mica away fashion with the Chukago White Socks
who