Beatboxing Nuns, Robot Fights & Quitting Jobs for Stranger

Welcome to The Morning Mosh Pit, where your breakfast side is served with chaos, comedy, and a little rock 'n roll.

Today’s got everything: beatboxing nuns (yup, real), robot wars heating up, and a restaurant sneakily renaming menu items so YOU can expense your lunch. It’s Thirstday, and we’re not holding back.

Maria helps us call a boss and quit for a listener (savage), we’ve got your Five Things You Need to Know, and the Rock Report is LOUD with updates from Kings of Leon, Metallica, and Soundgarden.

In Nerd News, we're diving into geeky goodness, and don’t miss the National Spelling Bee Audio Showdown , pick your fighter! 

The Sports Recap is all Ws: Cubs sweep, Sox win, OKC and Florida Panthers punch their tickets to the finals, and Caleb Williams speaks up in a BIG way.

Bad news? Bears. Literally. 

Weird headlines in Bad News Bears will have you saying “Wait… what?” Buckle up — it's another wild ride in the Pit.
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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:03):
I am parched.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Why are you so hotched?

Speaker 1 (00:07):
I guess you could say I am a touch thirsty
as it is a thirstday, yes, o, Boddy.

Speaker 2 (00:17):
One of my favorite days of the week.

Speaker 1 (00:18):
Yeah, it's a day dedicated to the art of drinking
alcohol yum, which, like you, I don't have to start
this early in the morning. We understand. If you're not
into that kind of thing, we will. Yeah, you can.
We're gonna We're not stopping you. It's not a problem.
I don't have a problem with it. I'm great at it,

(00:38):
are you?

Speaker 3 (00:39):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (00:39):
Okay, this is the Marty. My name is Maria Palmer,
eh Mass, I'm Michael.

Speaker 1 (00:44):
Yeah, and we're here to have some drinks with you today.

Speaker 3 (00:47):
In case you didn't know, it is also Thursday, but
it is also the finals of the scripts spelling beer.

Speaker 1 (00:55):
I don't know how to spell.

Speaker 2 (00:58):
And we're going to have a spell.

Speaker 4 (01:04):
Well, what we're gonna do is we'll play the We'll
play the kids answering the questions and we'll see if
we can get it right.

Speaker 2 (01:11):
Or you could play along at home too, in your.

Speaker 1 (01:13):
Guess how that's gonna Spiers.

Speaker 3 (01:17):
I do got to call you out, Mikey, because you
you sent over the words right for the video, and
one of the words is supreakingly easy?

Speaker 2 (01:27):
What what?

Speaker 5 (01:27):
What?

Speaker 2 (01:27):
What do you mean? What do you mean? The words?
The words? I didn't get the words I got. I
got audio so that we can. I didn't watch one
of them.

Speaker 3 (01:38):
Just there's two words on this one, and I was like,
the second word gaggle?

Speaker 2 (01:43):
Can I guess that one? G g l E?

Speaker 1 (01:48):
All right, okay, we should have guess g g g L.
Sorry about it?

Speaker 2 (01:56):
Does anybody want to take Caterpillar?

Speaker 1 (01:59):
Caterpillar?

Speaker 3 (02:00):
You c A T E R P I l l
A r O fun. Peoria is the home of Caterpillar
the company.

Speaker 4 (02:11):
So I have if I message that's my word anti
ste well on my list here. It gives me easy ones,
medium and then hard ones. On the hard words, I
can't even say them specific m E sorry m N
E M O n I C mnemonic. I wouldn't even
know how to say it right. I'm trying to figure

(02:33):
out what you just spelled, sir, nomic mnemonic mnemonic? Interesting,
now spell it.

Speaker 2 (02:45):
This is gonna be fun.

Speaker 3 (02:47):
Also, today you're second to last chance to win the
Rock the Country. Along with the VIP upgrade that you're
getting qualified for and texting today will get your tickets
to pierce the veil, or we're going to pick one person.

Speaker 4 (03:01):
Yeah, messages your name goes in the hat. You can
text us multiple times that can get more names in
the hat. Just feedback on the show, make fun of us.

Speaker 1 (03:10):
Jovy came out today, he'd beat country.

Speaker 6 (03:13):
You could be classifies the country maybe.

Speaker 4 (03:17):
And now w c HI Weather with Michael weather Man,
great career choice, Mike.

Speaker 2 (03:22):
What's the weather like today? We're gonna guess today? Oh,
you're gonna guess. I mean listen because.

Speaker 1 (03:28):
It's not currently on the TV behind you.

Speaker 2 (03:30):
That's true. And they cuts a commercial.

Speaker 4 (03:34):
A lot of everything today, cloudy at times, sunny at times,
a little chance of a shower. This afternoon pretty even keel.
It's gonna clear up overnight and then tomorrow starts the
warm up. Tomorrow is gonna be about seventy five, today
about seventy and then by next week eighty six, eighty seven,
eighty eight degrees. It really looks like even when you
see the seven day planner that the corner turns you just.

Speaker 1 (03:56):
Like, patience, my day's going to be cold again?

Speaker 2 (04:00):
It is.

Speaker 1 (04:01):
Yeahs Friday is like in the sixties.

Speaker 3 (04:04):
It's gonna be a roller coaster like it was all
winter and it was all spring, and it's gonna be
the same all summer.

Speaker 1 (04:11):
This is not the ride I want. I want to
at least be flipped upside down. I didn't mean it
like that, but also not like that.

Speaker 2 (04:18):
I know, I know you did not. I don't like that.
You said what you meant, well, you mean what you say.

Speaker 1 (04:28):
Well, yeah, And sometimes there are a secret hidden meanings
that I don't even mean in the first part, and
then I do mean them in the second part.

Speaker 4 (04:36):
Yes, we'll hear them. If you don't, we'll tell you.
It was an hour ago it was a high of
seventy two. Now it says a high sixty eight today.
So it's gonna be cool.

Speaker 2 (04:45):
But did you just adjust in mid Yeah.

Speaker 1 (04:48):
Okay, so it might be a nice storm tonight.

Speaker 2 (04:50):
Yeah, it could be.

Speaker 3 (04:57):
Rock ninety five. It is the morning mashpit, a very
foggy morning. Indeed, Maria, is today a special day?

Speaker 1 (05:10):
Oh if only there were a day dedicated to drinking
in the art thereof Oh wow, look at that, it's Thursday.
It's wrong ninety five by Thursday. Hell yeah, we're not
ated a bar not this week the best way to
enjoyed Thursday correction fie listening. Oh yeah, okay, we're gonna
tell you one way. Thank god. What you barnered a drink?

(05:33):
Going out to a bar after work is good for
your work?

Speaker 2 (05:36):
Yes it is?

Speaker 5 (05:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (05:37):
And in that verin I believe we should be able
to expense our drinks, our food.

Speaker 2 (05:44):
Yes please.

Speaker 1 (05:45):
And Mike made me aware of a restaurant that has
named its menu items like office supplies, so that you
can write it off. Can you tell us more?

Speaker 4 (05:53):
A Toronto, Canada restaurant is providing some relief by making
things easier for those looking to expense lunch by naming
various menu items after office supplies.

Speaker 2 (06:02):
Brilliant.

Speaker 4 (06:03):
Uh. You can get the mini erase board, which is
a diamond Chicken Burger. You can get the ergonomic aluminum
laptop stand, which is the double your fortune Burger. Wired
earphones with microphone, Yeah, wired, they call wired earphones with Mike,
that's the Emerald Veggie Burger's.

Speaker 3 (06:22):
You know when you see everybody in those TikTok videos
and they look like their air traffic control.

Speaker 2 (06:27):
Yeah, that's what everybody. I hate? Is that a call
center anymore. It's every days.

Speaker 1 (06:39):
GPT we don't do.

Speaker 4 (06:42):
And yeah, on another one on the list here silicone
keyboard cover which is the BYO Burger build your own
burger only ten bucks.

Speaker 2 (06:48):
Oh this is pretty smart, actually funny.

Speaker 1 (06:51):
I know, I wish it wasn't in Canada. I know,
to be in the United States.

Speaker 4 (06:55):
Toronto's not that far. Also, we're a restaurant city. Some
body could just adopt this idea.

Speaker 1 (07:02):
Dear restaurant slash brewery listening for their today, Yes, please
do you peep the solid let us write off for
food and drinks is a win scenario.

Speaker 2 (07:12):
Everyone who comes out can write off their stuff.

Speaker 1 (07:14):
Could they write it off too, because it's like cost
of business. Well, I guess I probably could anyway with
their food in so.

Speaker 2 (07:20):
Before buying a Stapler Burger, how would.

Speaker 1 (07:24):
You expense your Oh I have no idea.

Speaker 3 (07:28):
It's like I just imagined. It was like, oh, here's
my receipts. It is like, oh, you spent two thousand
dollars on steak and sketch. Yeah, okay.

Speaker 4 (07:35):
At the top of the thing as the restaurant's name,
it's like the restaurant is a good Fortune Burger and
it's like, yeah, you bought all this stuff at good
Fortune Burgers.

Speaker 1 (07:44):
Yeah, Baron lies the issue because they're going to just
look at the business name, not the actual just itemized receipts.

Speaker 2 (07:49):
Fun idea though, and it got us all talking.

Speaker 1 (07:51):
So he can it be Home Depot diner?

Speaker 3 (07:54):
I like that on depot might get mad? Yeah, could
you buy for.

Speaker 1 (08:01):
Loose twenty four to seven?

Speaker 2 (08:03):
Well, home Depot they have the little hot dog stands.

Speaker 4 (08:06):
Yes, oh and actually really good too. Yeah, they know
what they're doing. Oh my gosh, you go in get
some wood, leave with a GLIZZI yeah, excuse me, I
said what I said?

Speaker 2 (08:17):
Too much? Wooz.

Speaker 1 (08:19):
I love to get some wood in the way with
a g Dating apps haven't been working out, buddy.

Speaker 4 (08:27):
Right fast, So excited Screen Day, Blink one eighty two,
Weezer and more.

Speaker 2 (08:32):
And as we get closer to the show, you know
we'll be.

Speaker 4 (08:34):
Hooking you up right here on Rock ninety five to five,
Chicago's rock station.

Speaker 2 (08:38):
Maria, what do you got?

Speaker 1 (08:39):
First of all, you're not going to just lump weird
al in with an and more. He deserves his own
right there. Damn, it's gonna be a right fast Okay,
I just had to had to get that in out.

Speaker 2 (08:50):
I can't wait.

Speaker 4 (08:51):
Are you a stan or you have no idea that
you have no idea. I saw the poster yesterday and
he's close. He's closing before blink, right, So he's a
to the last performer of the entire festival. The crowd's
gonna be going crazy. I'm thrilled. I'm gonna be going crazy.
I've seen him a couple of times.

Speaker 2 (09:09):
He's amazing.

Speaker 1 (09:09):
And what we will also see it Riot Fast is
just phones in everyone's hand, damn it. And on stage
there's gonna be a lot of ams, a lot of
electronics because it's not just like AI that's coming for us.
It's all of the technology that will be leading us
to an inevitable human visus robot war.

Speaker 2 (09:28):
News from the front of the inevitable human robot War.

Speaker 6 (09:31):
I don't like this lead in MMM, Coca Cola, Oh
I love Diet Coke has introduced reverse vending machines in
India that reward customers for recycling their empty bottles and cans.

Speaker 1 (09:45):
When customers insert their empty.

Speaker 2 (09:49):
You didn't have to, You didn't have to. Isn't this
just called a recycling machine?

Speaker 1 (09:53):
Customers insertous they're empty bottles and cans. The score discounts
and loyalty points. They scored discounts and loyalty points on
their mobile app. I can read all while keeping litter
off the streets and giving a boost to recycling efforts.

Speaker 2 (10:10):
One of my first jobs ever was I picked up
cans and I made tons of money off of them.

Speaker 3 (10:14):
I'd like to call out Maria right now, what did
I do? You can't say insert?

Speaker 1 (10:20):
No, I can't say it. I can't not giggle a
little less like penetrate, you know, insert.

Speaker 3 (10:30):
Like if it was anything else outside of like a
soda can or a glass bottle, I could like maybe,
but you just you're on it.

Speaker 2 (10:37):
Insert Okay, here we go.

Speaker 1 (10:40):
That's how they get you. Oh boy, you know how
they have AI that's going to start creating its own
AI and like training itself. That's what's gonna happen with
this vending machine. You're not just giving back cans, You're
giving it metals and things that it can turn into
new parts.

Speaker 2 (10:54):
What what did you think?

Speaker 1 (10:55):
No?

Speaker 2 (10:56):
Go ahead?

Speaker 1 (10:56):
I was on my roll, but go ahead.

Speaker 2 (10:57):
I thought you were going to say inserting other things.

Speaker 7 (10:59):
I was gonna say that, but clearly that's on your
mind now now, oh wow, Marris, giggle through and get
your head out of the gutter. Okay, I'm the bad Honestly,
I hope that they win the inevitable human versus robot war.

Speaker 3 (11:15):
This one's news from the front of the inevitable human
robot War. It is the Morning Watch Fit on Rock
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Speaker 1 (11:36):
And I'm gonna dress like Jeff Goldblue Proud of you. Hey,
you ever take like edibles to sleep?

Speaker 8 (11:43):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (11:43):
Or schmirked little Juana?

Speaker 2 (11:46):
You never?

Speaker 4 (11:47):
Never?

Speaker 1 (11:49):
Well, that's not in our heads. It's like a thing
weed helps with sleep. Every people listening are like, yeah,
no doubt. But it actually goes further than that. According
to a new survey, which is different from a study,
so but a news service as using cannabis as helping
people with sleep apnea, it's a sleeping disorder that involves
loud snoring and not getting enough oxygen to support a

(12:10):
good night's sleep.

Speaker 2 (12:11):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (12:12):
Researchers in Minnesota found that xt percent of people with
disturbed sleep who started using medical marijuana were able to
improve their sleep, resulting in lore anxiety, less stress and fatigue,
and more energy in the morning.

Speaker 2 (12:29):
Wouldn't you know, wouldn't you know you get more energy
when you get more sleep.

Speaker 1 (12:34):
Yeah, have some of those edibles, you bet you so.

Speaker 4 (12:36):
First thing I hear, like a couple of years ago,
is that weed slows the growth of cancer cells.

Speaker 2 (12:42):
Right.

Speaker 4 (12:42):
Yeah, Now you're telling me that I could get off
the machine, the sleep apnea machine, and just smoke a
little reefer before bed.

Speaker 2 (12:49):
Well, was there a reason this has been illegal for
so long?

Speaker 1 (12:51):
We didn't say that you can get off the machine.

Speaker 2 (12:53):
They said hook it up to the hook the machine
up to the bong. Jesus, box your sleep. Sleep baby,
that sounds I don't know if you wake up, Just
imagine the monchies when you wake up.

Speaker 1 (13:11):
Oh my god, Jesus, I have never heard cheech nor
chong complain about sleep apnea.

Speaker 3 (13:17):
That's valid, Yeah, it is very valid. Eight four four
ninety five fifty.

Speaker 2 (13:22):
Do you have sleep apnea?

Speaker 1 (13:23):
Do you smoke before tad weed?

Speaker 2 (13:26):
What's your go to sleep cure? Yeah? What do you
do to go to sleep. That's the biggest thing.

Speaker 4 (13:30):
And by the way, remember anybody who texts today your
name's automatically in the hat to when pierce the veil,
tickets will pull the winter in the nine o'clock hour.

Speaker 1 (13:36):
The fun thing about difference is between surveys and studies
is we're going to get a bunch of people being like, yeah,
it helps it by sleep apnea, and the next week
if we're going to get a study done by actual doctors,
you know what they're talking about. But it's going to
be like weed exacerbasedly, don't do it. Don't me dot bur.

Speaker 2 (13:57):
Bird like my man right there? If not daughter, Actually
that's weird. I don't like that. Take it back, mare,
take it back. Sings from women's a lot of time.
What was that?

Speaker 4 (14:12):
Eddie Wedder sings from a women's perspective a lot of times.
You know, his daughters and really tries to kind of.

Speaker 1 (14:17):
Get in the I actually really dig pearl jam.

Speaker 4 (14:19):
I like what you say about Eddie Vedder. It doesn't
get Eddy better than one word. Oh yeah, yeah, any day,
any day, work around.

Speaker 2 (14:28):
He was a stud back in the day.

Speaker 1 (14:29):
Still she still study.

Speaker 3 (14:31):
I retract what I was saying last time, when you're
trying to convince me that Eddie Vedder was not attractive.

Speaker 2 (14:39):
I'm on team better ye not well, that is.

Speaker 1 (14:46):
A face made for sitting on anyway.

Speaker 2 (14:48):
Holy go on.

Speaker 1 (14:50):
Speaking of music, run my fingers, there's there well to
do it.

Speaker 4 (14:56):
That's two Brazilian nuns have gone viral. Oh God, what
Catholic church is killing it right now? The two Brazilian
nuns have gone viral after dropping an impromptu beatbox dance
session during a Catholic television program. Imagine like cable public Access,
but they're on stage at a Catholic church and they're

(15:18):
doing a little show.

Speaker 2 (15:19):
Marise, you want to play a little.

Speaker 1 (15:33):
And you can't see this listener.

Speaker 3 (15:35):
But here's the part I love about this video so much.
There's the beatboxing nune, which impressive in its own right.
Beatboxing is hard to keep up with it. Everybody's singing
or wrong. There's a guitar in the background and it's
just a vibe. But then there's the one nun and you're.

Speaker 2 (15:51):
Like, what are you about to do?

Speaker 3 (15:53):
And she is just vibing, dancing, downing the best little brother,
little sister that got in invited.

Speaker 2 (16:00):
And this is your job right now? That's sister Marissa
de Paula.

Speaker 1 (16:06):
Yeah, sister. Oh you can tell they both lead youth group.

Speaker 2 (16:11):
Well, yeah, obviously they know how to talk to the youths.

Speaker 1 (16:15):
Will be Goldberg in there.

Speaker 2 (16:17):
Yeah, I like Sister Act. Sister at supposed to be
working on another movie. Well, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (16:22):
You need all right.

Speaker 2 (16:26):
But Sister Act two didn't really hold as much of
water in the.

Speaker 1 (16:29):
Habit Are you kidding?

Speaker 2 (16:30):
That's what you remember the name?

Speaker 1 (16:32):
You kidding?

Speaker 3 (16:34):
Wow?

Speaker 1 (16:35):
Actually, I need a Sister Act three to complete the
Holy Trinity all star in it.

Speaker 2 (16:40):
That's up.

Speaker 1 (16:40):
You need a Maria here. I am a bitches.

Speaker 4 (16:43):
I'm not Miss Lauren Hill. It's the lead singer of
the choir you like. I really liked the first one.
I thought it was such a genuinely well written, well
produced movie. It was great funny too.

Speaker 2 (16:59):
If you don't.

Speaker 4 (17:00):
If you want to see this video, I'll put it
up on Instagram at morning, please.

Speaker 2 (17:03):
Post it because it's a vibe. It's funny.

Speaker 1 (17:06):
Maybe I should write a thirst Day jingle him?

Speaker 2 (17:10):
Oh please, can we be about Jesus is blood thirst Day?

Speaker 1 (17:18):
Thursday?

Speaker 2 (17:18):
We're having high thoughts out lightly Yeah, mass, this is
how we can plan I could do this. I know
you can.

Speaker 1 (17:24):
I'm going to write a thirstday him today.

Speaker 2 (17:26):
There you go.

Speaker 1 (17:26):
You're gonna hear it later.

Speaker 3 (17:32):
If I have one date circled on the concert Summer
series that is twenty twenty five. It is August eleventh
at the United Center, the return. Well they've been back
for a little while. Yeah, but I get to see
but they're different Lincoln Park. You're so excited with Emily Man.
You've been talking about this for a while.

Speaker 1 (17:50):
Do you have do you have your plus one for
that already?

Speaker 2 (17:53):
Marie to jump into the idea, yes, idea.

Speaker 1 (17:56):
Yeah, can I fight them off?

Speaker 4 (17:58):
Who is it?

Speaker 2 (17:59):
You can chay it fight but they might kill you.

Speaker 1 (18:01):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (18:01):
They're excited about these too.

Speaker 9 (18:03):
Well.

Speaker 4 (18:03):
A lot of times in radio they'll be like, yeah,
we'll have some tickets, but it'll be closer to the show,
blah blah blah. And the tickets were going on sale,
and Marris was like double O seven to get these tickets.
I'm getting in those things were like.

Speaker 2 (18:14):
Yes, we have work perks and that's part of the
love of the job.

Speaker 3 (18:16):
And then sometimes it's like I know where I want
to sit, I know where I want to and I
don't want to ask any questions.

Speaker 4 (18:23):
I don't want to have to follow up with anybody.
I don't want to have to check in and see
how things are going handle it. We're set, but we do.
We think that we're lucky enough here.

Speaker 2 (18:35):
We have great bosses that do take care of us.

Speaker 3 (18:37):
Yes, yesterday we found out about Holly and her terrible
boss that she works with at her pool. She is
doing well in typical stance. She does all the work
for her boss, but he's a sloppy mess because he
smokes weed all the time and is constantly hungover at work,
which seems like a bad spot to be in when

(18:58):
you got to keep people alive while they're swimming.

Speaker 2 (19:01):
Yes, seriously, actually I don't know how to swim.

Speaker 1 (19:03):
I gotta be real with you guys, what this is
kind of a difficult one for me.

Speaker 2 (19:07):
You know what, We're not going to play this game
just because like we have a task today.

Speaker 1 (19:11):
Yeah, I'm good. Listen, I'm going to fulfill the task.

Speaker 2 (19:13):
Listen.

Speaker 1 (19:14):
I can yell at anybody's boss. I don't have to
agree that they should be yelled at. He smokes weed
in the card truck.

Speaker 2 (19:18):
I don't know. I feel like it I know you're
trying to make friends right now.

Speaker 1 (19:22):
I'm not trying to make friends like the complaints. Okay, sorry,
we are team yes, yes, objectively of course, team Holly.

Speaker 2 (19:36):
No, don't have a second thought about it. I'm not.

Speaker 1 (19:40):
All I did was in hell. All I did was
in hell.

Speaker 2 (19:42):
Yes, because you're thinking about smoking with her boss, I'm not.
Let's look at it this way.

Speaker 4 (19:49):
That person is putting people's lives at risk by not
paying attention to what they're doing.

Speaker 3 (19:53):
So let's time out. What in the bizarro world? Michael
is my logic r now, and Maria is just chaos.

Speaker 1 (20:02):
I'm not okay, I I don't think that he's in
the right. I'm saying, like what you are inherently doing
when you call a radio station something kind of big
an extreme, like to put your boss on boss on blast.
And I'm saying I haven't really heard anything that that's
not extreme yet.

Speaker 3 (20:20):
Okay, we're gonna talk it anyway, though, We're gonna talk
to the boss next on.

Speaker 1 (20:29):
This.

Speaker 3 (20:30):
Hey, Hey, Eric, how are you doing? This is Maris
with Rock ninety five to five. I'm here on the
morning mash.

Speaker 1 (20:37):
Pit, Eric, and we we do have to tell you
that you're on the radio real quickly, my guy, do
you answer the phone? Eric the Boss?

Speaker 4 (20:46):
Yeah, I know I do.

Speaker 2 (20:49):
From now on, Michael the Boss.

Speaker 3 (20:52):
All right, Eric, here's what the situation is.

Speaker 2 (20:57):
We had Holly give us a call, you know, Holly.

Speaker 3 (21:00):
Course, right, yeah, Well, how what do you think of Holly?
How how do you associate with her as one of
your employees?

Speaker 2 (21:08):
You know, she's okay, yeah, okay, you know, yeah, okay,
that sounds that sounds valid.

Speaker 1 (21:19):
So dude, okay, Holly called us yesterday and she's quite
upset with you. She says that she does all of
the work at the pool. She doesn't get to take
days off or anything because she's constantly picking up your slack.
She says that you smoke weed in the guard shack
all the time, that you kind of like don't really

(21:40):
care that much about shifts. You'll come and hung over
and sleepy. You do sound a little sleepy right now?
Which the same? My god, focus, I'm sorry I'm being
too nice, but yeah, Eric, she's not super thrilled with you.
She thinks he don't give a rat's ass. And would
you like to say anything back in your own defense?

Speaker 2 (22:00):
Well, that's her opinion.

Speaker 4 (22:02):
You know, So let's start, let's do let's dive into
this a little bit more so Eric, you as the boss,
the lead lifeguard, let's call it. And you know you're hungover,
you're high, and you know people's lives might be at
risk for if they don't know how to swim, and
you're just like Holly, I'll handle it.

Speaker 3 (22:23):
What if Holly's taking care of something else? What's going
on for you?

Speaker 2 (22:26):
Then it's not like I don't do anything, you know,
I I you know.

Speaker 4 (22:33):
What do you do?

Speaker 2 (22:34):
Yeah? That's I think that's the biggest part. I'm the boss,
you know, I delegate. I delegate.

Speaker 1 (22:41):
Yes you do, Yes, you do. She told us about
that too. Okay, okay, so you show up and you
collect a paycheck. Is is that about?

Speaker 3 (22:49):
Right?

Speaker 1 (22:50):
Well?

Speaker 4 (22:51):
More than that, I mean I have to, you know,
pay him and I kind of oversee, oversee it all.

Speaker 2 (22:56):
And you know I've done my share, my guard.

Speaker 10 (23:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (23:00):
Man, Holly doesn't want to put up with the crap anymore.
So this is her two weeks.

Speaker 2 (23:05):
Notice, she's done. She doesn't want to with you anymore.
She needs to chill.

Speaker 1 (23:10):
Man.

Speaker 11 (23:12):
All right, I mean.

Speaker 1 (23:16):
It's a rad job, but I don't know if she's
a great job.

Speaker 2 (23:20):
I mean, she doesn't what I don't take it seriously.
It's yeah, someone drowned.

Speaker 1 (23:27):
Hey, Eric, we can be you know what, noys be quiet, quiet,
be quiet. Eric, It's just me and you know, Eric,
do you take the job seriously?

Speaker 2 (23:40):
Of course I do.

Speaker 4 (23:41):
You know, it doesn't matter if I smoke weed or
you know, if I come and hang over.

Speaker 2 (23:45):
When I'm there, I'm there. Yeah, I'm there, I'm there.

Speaker 1 (23:52):
And nothing else needs to be said. Eric, this is
your two weeks notice my guy.

Speaker 2 (23:56):
Yeah, Holly's not killing back. Yeah, all right, all right,
well later, Wow, all right, god we little she keeps
mo Shumer five ish things. You almost certainly need to know.
It's a hell of a community service. I'll tell you
that much.

Speaker 1 (24:17):
I know all of them.

Speaker 2 (24:18):
You're welcome, thank you. All right.

Speaker 3 (24:19):
We're gonna start with a couple that won two million
dollar lottery jackpot on their anniversary and the top it
off it was a scratch off.

Speaker 2 (24:28):
Wow, that's a big wins.

Speaker 3 (24:31):
The specific scratch off was the Diamond and Gold's Game,
and they did end up choosing to one point three
million dollar one time payout. They planned to buy a home,
invest and contribute towards their children's college saving.

Speaker 2 (24:45):
All boring, Yeah, all boring.

Speaker 1 (24:47):
I was about to say, I'm glad he went to
a normal family.

Speaker 2 (24:51):
Treat yourself, Come on cocaine, speaking of crack cocaine.

Speaker 1 (24:55):
Them all the kids, they're treating themselves if they're paying.

Speaker 3 (24:57):
The bust was busted sneaky into a prison with crack
and we I saw this. They caught the kitty trying
to climb the perimeter fence just grabbed him because he
got stuck. Had two drug packages attached to his body.
The first package two hundred and thirty five grams of marijuana,
second package, I think sixty seven grams of crack cocaine.

Speaker 2 (25:21):
Well, they turned the cat into the National Animal.

Speaker 1 (25:24):
Health Service hashtag feline felony.

Speaker 3 (25:28):
Lock him up and the animals keep attacking as a
pigeons were caught on a flight, a Delta flight from
a Minneapolis to Madison.

Speaker 2 (25:39):
Tom Kaw that's his real name.

Speaker 3 (25:42):
He noticed the first pigeon walking under his seats and
they were able to let the team know, so they
got the bird off the plane before they taxied back.
But while the plane was taxiing, a second pigeon began
flying up and down the aisles, called in passengers to
screen the taxi back in got the bird off the plane,

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all thanks to Tom.

Speaker 4 (26:06):
There's a video of this and one of the guys
he's like sitting in his chair and the bird goes
to fly through the cabin and he stands up with
his coat and just wraps it up and then they,
you know, obviously let it go outside the plane. And
I was like, oh, look at this guy.

Speaker 2 (26:18):
Thank you, sir.

Speaker 1 (26:18):
I should have left the pigeon ride nort Yeah. Then
it just gets off in a completely the way, And.

Speaker 2 (26:24):
How lazy is that? Yeah, you can already fly.

Speaker 1 (26:28):
It's like not today, we say as we get into
our cars and you can already walk.

Speaker 5 (26:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (26:34):
The sphere in Las Vegas is getting ready to jump
into the game of movies. They are going to be
debuting The Wizard of Oz, the updated film from nineteen
thirty nine. There's a team that worked to expand to
fit the sphere, so, as they say, when Dorothy's walking
down the road in that first scene, there's a much
bigger picture for you to look at, and it's more immersive.

Speaker 2 (26:56):
So very excited to see.

Speaker 1 (26:58):
That more new cowards. Jon sens his catalog displayed at
the spear.

Speaker 2 (27:03):
I just want Mario Kart. Yeah, yes, yeah, you know.

Speaker 1 (27:08):
And then.

Speaker 3 (27:12):
Two towns in Texas are dealing with a bee swarms,
both in the ending up being deadly.

Speaker 9 (27:18):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (27:18):
A group of killer bees is attacking one town and
caught a man while he was mowing his grass. He
tried to speed away in his car and ended up
being stung to death. And then another swarm of Africanized
bees attacked and killed three horses.

Speaker 4 (27:33):
I don't like being stung by bees at all. You said,
killer bees. That's how they get into Texas.

Speaker 2 (27:39):
I see what.

Speaker 4 (27:40):
We had a beehives in the ground growing up, so
when you're mowing or if you just step on it,
they come up out of the ground.

Speaker 2 (27:47):
Yeah yeah, horrible.

Speaker 5 (27:49):
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (27:49):
I do not like dislike. That's why I never moved
a lawn.

Speaker 2 (27:53):
That's why.

Speaker 1 (27:53):
Yeah, okay, I also don't have a lawn.

Speaker 2 (27:57):
There's the kicker.

Speaker 3 (28:00):
The National Spelling Bee is today speaking of the finals
are tonight, but we're going to test out how well
we can spell, which.

Speaker 1 (28:19):
Isn't going to bell them buzzwords.

Speaker 3 (28:21):
I want to do a buzz one. The Rock ninety
five five Spelling Bee is next.

Speaker 1 (28:28):
Yeah, and he means he wants to get away. Lenny
Kravitz has been celibate for a decade.

Speaker 3 (28:33):
You know what's funny because you said this yesterday, everybody
is like, oh.

Speaker 2 (28:38):
My god, Lenny breaks oll the BC for.

Speaker 4 (28:40):
Me, Like, yeah, like to imagine that person and who
they are and how bad they are.

Speaker 1 (28:54):
What do you mean how bad they are?

Speaker 2 (28:55):
Like bad in a good way.

Speaker 1 (28:58):
Who's going to make him break?

Speaker 7 (29:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (29:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (29:00):
What the go boosts, however, are going to have to
be down for some mediocre at best sex because that
dude hasn't been doing anything rottaniers.

Speaker 2 (29:09):
He's very channeled. M m yeah, real quick though.

Speaker 1 (29:12):
Maybe he wore a giant scarf on his vocal cords,
So I don't like that's not giving channels sexual to me.

Speaker 12 (29:19):
Let's not count the first time we come back. Yeah yeah,
wrap that throat?

Speaker 9 (29:25):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (29:26):
Anyway, what today?

Speaker 3 (29:29):
Me?

Speaker 1 (29:30):
No? Have I ever been to be so clear? Absolutely not.

Speaker 4 (29:34):
The twenty twenty five Scripts National Spelling Bee Finals are
taking place tonight, Oh god uh in Maryland. This year's
competition marks the hundredth anniversary of the Bee, featuring two
it on forty three spellers from the US and abroad.

Speaker 1 (29:53):
You gotta stop seeing it appropriate stuff.

Speaker 2 (29:55):
We're down to nine finalists and yes, their children.

Speaker 1 (29:59):
Every time I said something in appropriate. We followed up
with the segment one kids stuff.

Speaker 2 (30:02):
The oldest is fourteen, the youngest eleven.

Speaker 4 (30:05):
Ok So what we want to do is we want
to pick a horse child and we are going to
rin Oh yeah, no, oh, we're going to race that
horse and we're gonna see who wins tonight.

Speaker 1 (30:16):
Yeah, we're gonna bet on kids.

Speaker 2 (30:18):
I looked it up.

Speaker 4 (30:19):
Nobody's betting on this, like actually betting, because you know
you can bet on everything. I was kind of surprised.
I think there's stuff that you can bet on, but
you can't gamble on kids.

Speaker 2 (30:26):
Interesting. Yeah, okay, a.

Speaker 1 (30:27):
Bunch of losers and wanna bees start betting on kids.

Speaker 4 (30:31):
There are future We have some audio clips. So what
we're going to do is we're going to play the setup.
When the judge or whatever says the word, then we're
gonna stop it. Then one of us will guess, and
then we'll.

Speaker 1 (30:43):
Let the kid do it, and we're about to learn
just how stupid. I'll go first, who's our kid?

Speaker 2 (30:50):
Though we should pick our horses. I'll also start that. Okay,
I'm going with Faison Zaki from Allan, Texas. He was
last year's runner.

Speaker 4 (30:59):
Und okay, I'm gonna go with the only name I
can pronounce, Oliver Halkett. He's from LA representing the Los
Angeles County Office of Education.

Speaker 1 (31:07):
All right, I got Ashwaria Cali Curry Holy. He's sponsored
by the Carolina Panthers. Give me some of that corporate sponsorship.
I want a winner, baby, Let it go.

Speaker 3 (31:18):
All right?

Speaker 13 (31:20):
First word, your word is colluctation, colloctation.

Speaker 14 (31:26):
Can all the information please?

Speaker 13 (31:27):
Colluctation is a noun. This word is from Latin. It
means a struggle. The All Night colluctation between Jacob and
the Angel is one of Beth's favorite Bible stories.

Speaker 2 (31:40):
God, colloctation.

Speaker 1 (31:44):
Are you starting?

Speaker 3 (31:44):
Yes, I'm starting. You spelling it out to make sure
I'm spelling it out so so we can double check.
See oh L L E C T A T I
O N collectation. Okay, all right, let's.

Speaker 2 (31:56):
See you when in.

Speaker 14 (32:00):
Are there any alternate pronunciations? I have only collactation, collectation
See oh L L you.

Speaker 9 (32:16):
T A.

Speaker 14 (32:19):
T I oh and collectation?

Speaker 2 (32:25):
Yeah that you? Where did you come from? Call?

Speaker 1 (32:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (32:32):
Not collectation.

Speaker 1 (32:33):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.

Speaker 2 (32:34):
Collection.

Speaker 3 (32:34):
As some people would say, all right, all right, who
wants to go now, Okay, it's going to be bad.

Speaker 2 (32:42):
Check has screwed me.

Speaker 1 (32:43):
Twist is that you're going to nail it.

Speaker 2 (32:45):
Let's go. Let's go, Maria. Can you type about Michael Spelling?

Speaker 9 (32:48):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (32:48):
Yeah, I'm going to pump myself up. All right, here's
the next one.

Speaker 8 (32:53):
The spell pseudo hyper para thyroid disma, an inherited disorder
in which the biochemical findings of hyperparathyroidism occur in the
presence of a normal or elevated level of parathoid frequently

(33:13):
accompanied by skeletal and other abnormalities.

Speaker 11 (33:17):
Set a hyper pair of cyoids.

Speaker 4 (33:20):
H Y P O. Wait go ahead, actually listen hyper
para hypoparathy.

Speaker 1 (33:27):
Word it's pseudo hyper Oh Jesus, you want it one
more time?

Speaker 4 (33:32):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (33:32):
Yeah, give it to me one more time.

Speaker 1 (33:34):
Hyper pair of cyoids super pseudo hyperpaerothyroidism.

Speaker 2 (33:38):
There you go. It's a lot, but it's easy.

Speaker 6 (33:41):
P S.

Speaker 2 (33:44):
U D O.

Speaker 4 (33:47):
P A R A hyper what's the word again? Can
I give the Can I get it one more time?

Speaker 2 (33:52):
Please? Yes? You can, thank you?

Speaker 1 (33:56):
A hyper pair of cyoids.

Speaker 2 (33:58):
Okay, pseudo hyper peroid is p s e U d
O p A r A.

Speaker 1 (34:06):
For getting the hypo.

Speaker 4 (34:08):
Oh P s u e d o h y p
O p a r A t h y r o
I d I s M a r What was that?
T h y p h y r o I d
I s M Sorry, guys, jesus, no, here we go.
Not the smartest s e U.

Speaker 11 (34:31):
D o h y t o t k r k
A t t h y r o I d I
s n p s hypever divers.

Speaker 1 (34:45):
That is correct.

Speaker 2 (34:46):
He definitely got it. Did I get it right? Talking
about the I'm sorry, I got your damn it. He
got there. It was a lot to say.

Speaker 1 (34:55):
No, weirdly, I think you cruit growd it wrong.

Speaker 2 (34:59):
No, there's a P at the beginning.

Speaker 1 (35:00):
I just no, no, no, I know. But he didn't
say an E after the S. And I'm looking right
here and there should be an E after that.

Speaker 2 (35:06):
Does it play a little further? Do they say he
got it wrong?

Speaker 1 (35:10):
They did play it again? Sorry, never mind, never mind,
never I never mind, never mind. It's fine, it doesn't matter,
doesn't matter.

Speaker 4 (35:18):
Sorry, quickly, here, quickly, okay, Samophile, Wait a second.

Speaker 1 (35:24):
Samo meaning sand Greek.

Speaker 14 (35:27):
Yes, file meaning lover Greek.

Speaker 2 (35:30):
You're on the right track, samo.

Speaker 1 (35:32):
Phile, Samophile, makes you take this one out? It wait, Samophile,
samo phile samophile. There's going to be something weird about,
like a silent consonant there at.

Speaker 2 (35:46):
S O p h I l E.

Speaker 10 (35:51):
I don't know how that seems sounds confident P yes,
A M yeah, m oh p h I O E Samopho.

Speaker 4 (36:05):
That is never the p at the beginning in the
double M yeah will yeah, because that was never gonna go.

Speaker 2 (36:11):
We'd lose.

Speaker 4 (36:12):
By the way, those kids are thirteen, thirteen and eleven, yes,
and they're competing tonight.

Speaker 2 (36:18):
Yeah, the finals are tonight. We'll have updates tomorrow and
will be.

Speaker 14 (36:24):
On the say.

Speaker 1 (36:28):
Welcome to Parde. It's gonna be stuck in my head
all day.

Speaker 2 (36:33):
No good this morning.

Speaker 1 (36:34):
I've been on rock ninety five five boys. What are
we doing?

Speaker 2 (36:36):
Sport? Oh good?

Speaker 1 (36:38):
I can have some me time.

Speaker 2 (36:41):
By Maria.

Speaker 4 (36:42):
I went out to Wriggley last night on a whim,
got a seventeen dollars ticket. They turned that down and
I rode the train. So the Cubs edged out the
Rockies two to one at Wrigley completing a series sweet peak.
Crow Armstrong once again blast a home run, his fifteenth
of the year, and Matthew you Boyd pitched six strong innings,
allowing only four hits. The White Sox also won yesterday.

(37:05):
Hmm they have They finished with just a double shy
of the cycle, powering past the White powering past the
Mets nine to four.

Speaker 2 (37:13):
In New York. So that's awesome cycles.

Speaker 1 (37:17):
Nope, okay, I just wondering the cycles.

Speaker 2 (37:21):
That's a good question.

Speaker 3 (37:22):
Yeah, but the White Sox are now one and oh
on White Sox Wednesdays.

Speaker 4 (37:26):
That's right there, we go, we got we do White
Sox Wednesdays and they won. I love that.

Speaker 3 (37:29):
We're going to ride that one until his dad. Yes,
we're stringba.

Speaker 1 (37:36):
Hello.

Speaker 3 (37:37):
Oklahoma City beat Minnesota handedly last night to advance to
the finals, and the Chicago sky Wow, dealing with a
lot of woes and losses, are planning to.

Speaker 2 (37:49):
Retire Canvas Parker's in number later this season. That's cool.
Oh sorry, Oh go ahead.

Speaker 4 (37:55):
Stanley Cup Finals in action, well, not in action yet,
but the Florida Panthers have advanced to the Stanley Cup.
Is there a third time in three consecutive seasons. They
beat the Carolina Hurricanes in five games, and we will
find out who's going to join them when the Dallas
Stars take on the Edmonton Oilers, which is still underway.

Speaker 2 (38:14):
There we go and the news everybody wants.

Speaker 3 (38:17):
Yeah, he finally talked Caleb is Uh actually did a
press conference to discuss the comments that came out in
a book.

Speaker 2 (38:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (38:26):
I don't know why they wrote a book about him
getting drafted, but it was out in the book on
things that he said about his dad not wanting him
to join the Bears and how Caleb felt the same way.

Speaker 2 (38:35):
And I think we just go straight into his audio. Yeah,
all of the things that.

Speaker 5 (38:41):
Were supposed to be these big things that everybody's been
talking about recently, one never happened in the sense of
they were all thoughts. They were all ideas, And I
think if you're in the situation, I think if your
son or daughter is in the situation to be in
that position, I think you think about all of the options,
and you know, all those things, like I said, with thoughts.
But the main goal of being here is to turn

(39:02):
around us. While I was selected number one.

Speaker 1 (39:05):
Here's perked up at that sound effect.

Speaker 4 (39:07):
Why is that?

Speaker 2 (39:08):
Can I be honest with you for a second.

Speaker 4 (39:10):
Go ahead, Before this job, I kind of stepped away
from the radio business and I got a couple of
calls about the Chicago and I was like, no, I'm okay.

Speaker 2 (39:17):
Right.

Speaker 4 (39:18):
I think sometimes when you're going into something, you don't
realize what it's really gonna be when you get there.
Because this is the best situation I've ever been in. Yeah,
and now he's got a great coach, he's got some
good players around him.

Speaker 2 (39:29):
He went through a year of rough spot, and.

Speaker 4 (39:31):
People can change their mind right there.

Speaker 2 (39:33):
Yes, And I'm glad you made that similar because I
was going to tear into him. Oh are you okay?
He's got a good pr team. You drafted number one.

Speaker 3 (39:42):
You can absolutely have that opportunity, and yes, you can
change your mind. But as the number one pick in
the NFL draft.

Speaker 2 (39:49):
You had to know they're going to build around him.
That's true. They're going to put pieces in place so
that I can succeed.

Speaker 3 (39:55):
Did they show it last year? Absolutely not. Did they
show it this off season, they sure as hell did.
So I don't know, what do you think? Eight four, four,
nine ninety five fifty Let us know what you think
about Caleb's statements?

Speaker 6 (40:11):
There?

Speaker 5 (40:11):
What I think?

Speaker 2 (40:12):
What do you think? Maria?

Speaker 1 (40:13):
I think you're right.

Speaker 2 (40:15):
Thank you, You're welcome. I appreciate that. Guess what time
it is?

Speaker 1 (40:19):
Time?

Speaker 2 (40:20):
Now here's a bit only bore there no warning. Jesus
wows plunged right in.

Speaker 3 (40:27):
Huh she's there. Eight four four nine five ninety five fifty.

Speaker 1 (40:33):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (40:33):
This is your chance to play fun to the head
with us. Rock the country.

Speaker 3 (40:37):
Tickets on the line in Hastings, Michigan with a VIP
upgrade that'll be given away tomorrow, and I'm ready to
get you in. We called her ten to play fun
to the head.

Speaker 2 (40:48):
She's got to Marie, when was the last time you
went on a date?

Speaker 1 (40:54):
I don't go on this, no, no, God help the man.

Speaker 3 (41:01):
Eight four four nine five five ninety five fifty play
fun to the head with us?

Speaker 2 (41:07):
Okay, that wasn't something fine I do.

Speaker 1 (41:09):
Okay, you don't hear the things that you're saying, I
said the latter, pretend all this is unintentional? Are you
going to make me seem like the purp as if
y'all do make your quick little looks at each other.

Speaker 12 (41:21):
Like about this one?

Speaker 2 (41:24):
Yes, I said the last one.

Speaker 4 (41:26):
Intentionally right, My dude, Collerton's playing Fun to the Head and.

Speaker 2 (41:33):
Now Fun to the Head on Rock. Yeah, don't worry,
they're using nerve weapons. Are we speaking with Ralphie? What's
going on?

Speaker 9 (41:45):
Right?

Speaker 1 (41:46):
You get your red day gun?

Speaker 4 (41:48):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (41:48):
No, yeah, we're doing great. Are you ready to play
Fun to the Head?

Speaker 4 (41:54):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (41:54):
I'm ready, I'm ready.

Speaker 3 (41:56):
This is our trivia game where we answer questions for
you to get you tickets to Rock the Country an
Amazing festival in Hastings, Michigan, June thirteenth and fourteenth.

Speaker 2 (42:05):
With Kid Rock, Nickelback and Leonard Skinner.

Speaker 3 (42:08):
Now, Ralphie, the most difficult decision you have to make
right now is who's going to answer questions for you?

Speaker 5 (42:15):
You know what, Since Mike likes to shoot himself all
the time, I figured you guys to shoot.

Speaker 2 (42:20):
Him for a little while. So Ralphie, ralph Saint, beautiful man,
you sat. I must have done good in that spelling.

Speaker 3 (42:29):
Be there.

Speaker 1 (42:30):
The thing is you did. You got your word right,
and I will stand on this. The kid got it wrong.
They marked him corrected.

Speaker 14 (42:38):
It is wrong.

Speaker 2 (42:39):
Maria's correcting spelling.

Speaker 4 (42:41):
By twenty ninth, Maria defended Michael oh god.

Speaker 1 (42:46):
Yeah, first of all the time.

Speaker 2 (42:48):
All right, ralph No, let's get you these tickets. Maria questions. Yeah,
I got them, fantastic. Let's go.

Speaker 1 (42:53):
Question number one, what us coin is the only one
currently in circulator where the person's face is right? Should
I give him a hint?

Speaker 6 (43:05):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (43:05):
There's only a few I'm trying to think of. You
think of penny order or three two penny?

Speaker 1 (43:14):
That's correct?

Speaker 2 (43:15):
Yeah, Okay, Ralphie, did you know that? Nice? Nice? No,
I did that. I was gonna say nicol.

Speaker 1 (43:22):
Fun fact, Ralphie was my nickname in high school.

Speaker 2 (43:24):
Funny.

Speaker 1 (43:25):
I like people that only know me as Ralphie.

Speaker 2 (43:27):
We're going to dive into that later. We'll unpack that.

Speaker 1 (43:31):
Not like that, Okay. Number two, Jesus, it's because of Christmas. Story,
doesn't matter. What band did Travis Barker drum for before
Blink one eighty two?

Speaker 2 (43:44):
Oh? I know it, but I don't know.

Speaker 4 (43:45):
If it's a diversion of one thing, it's either it's
either aquabots or aquabats.

Speaker 2 (43:50):
One of the two. It's aquabats aquabats. Yeah, we'll take it. Yeah, Ralphie,
did you know that one? Because I didn't No, I
was a blank one eighty two dork growing up. I
love them.

Speaker 12 (44:01):
Yeah, it's different now Michael's two, And oh are you
a savant or something like?

Speaker 1 (44:06):
How don't you know?

Speaker 2 (44:07):
Today was the day to.

Speaker 1 (44:08):
Michael got his spelling right to the ticket to.

Speaker 9 (44:14):
Do.

Speaker 2 (44:15):
I don't know how about this? All right? Question three?

Speaker 1 (44:18):
I hope that you're cool enough to get this one. Mikey,
you might be What game had you arguing over who
gets odd job? And made split screen multiplayer and beautiful
chaotic mats?

Speaker 4 (44:30):
Come on, this was my child My childhood consisted of
two things and double a seven gold knife for Nintendo
sixty four and.

Speaker 2 (44:40):
Also bully by other kids.

Speaker 1 (44:46):
You have your tickets, thank you. When you were playing
video games, I was out actually shooting things with Boebe
guns and Pellic guns and paintball guns with my brother's
stet at three not at three? Why are you saying three?

Speaker 2 (45:02):
I don't know. I guess I took it well.

Speaker 9 (45:04):
Ralphie, you're going to rock the country a festival for
we the people, and you were qualified for that VIP
upgrade that is happening tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (45:15):
We're gonna call everyone who won this week. I keep
your phone, close.

Speaker 3 (45:18):
Yes, so be ready. But Ralphie, who are you gonna
take it to the show with you? All right, before
Ralphie's phone goes full potato, We're going to get those
tickets for him.

Speaker 2 (45:35):
Shout up? Why did I get shot?

Speaker 1 (45:40):
You are kind of mean today.

Speaker 2 (45:41):
I'm being me. What did I do? Specifically? I don't
know exactly, it's more like your tone. Okay, cool, cool, cool,
But Ralphie, you're all set.

Speaker 3 (45:53):
Everyone else gets your tickets at Rockthecuntry dot com.

Speaker 2 (45:58):
Sure Entertainment. Yeah, it's time to dart out, dork we shall.

Speaker 3 (46:07):
DC and Marvel are collaborating with two superheroes that you
wouldn't have thought coming together, one of them being Batman.

Speaker 1 (46:18):
Thought about one?

Speaker 2 (46:18):
Okay, all right, I have the star? Who do you
the one? What do you think is the other one?
For Marble?

Speaker 3 (46:25):
I don't know, not no, no, no, it's not ant
Man or Spider Man and Green Lanterns joking and DC
Joker also in DC, the main villain for Batman.

Speaker 2 (46:37):
They've been collaborating for years. Okay, Robin, but it's okay.
Now you're doing it on purpose. It's Deadpool. Oh really?

Speaker 3 (46:46):
They are teaming up Deadpool with Batman and I see
Bruce Wayne being so pissed on a regular basis. This
collaboration is coming out this September, which with Marvel and
DC having separate issues that are going to go into
the backstory of how the two came together to work

(47:07):
through this collaboration, and I'm very excited.

Speaker 2 (47:09):
Is it a movie? No, just a comic, Oh, just
a comic. It'll turn it. I bet it'll turn into
a movie. Now, that's gonna be a lot.

Speaker 3 (47:16):
That's Disney and Warner Brothers actively going, Hey, we think
this is gonna work, and we'll make it go. They
might do a cartoon. I can see a cartoon before
an actual movie.

Speaker 4 (47:26):
Can I tell you, as a guy who doesn't read
comic books and isn't super nerdy and into that stuff,
if you put out a Deadpool.

Speaker 2 (47:32):
Batman movie, I'm going yeah, like and in fact in
the theater.

Speaker 1 (47:36):
Dear Marvel, Ryan Reynolds can't play Deadpool forever. You're gonna
need someone else. Hello, my name is Maria Palmer. Okay,
I'd make a great Deadpool. Okay, are you gonna sit
here and deny it up?

Speaker 3 (47:52):
Yes, and you're good at your fourth wall. But there's
there's something special about Deadpool. Yeah, even if they change today.

Speaker 2 (48:02):
Yeah, you're I'm being terribly mean.

Speaker 1 (48:03):
It's Final'll just shoot you with a nerf guny, that's fine.

Speaker 2 (48:06):
Eight four, four ninety five fifty.

Speaker 3 (48:09):
Let us know if you're excited about the Batman Deadpool
collapse coming on comics in September four.

Speaker 1 (48:14):
Four ninety five fifty. Let me know if you think
I would be a good Deadpool And if Marius is wrong,
Murray is wrong. Yeah, Creed, they don't make songs like
that anymore. We used to be a guddamn country. I
can't stand you today the morning mash but on Rock
ninety five to five, I know you can't stand me today.

Speaker 4 (48:33):
You've been so mean. I've been mean and honestly again
once again track from Michael segment here. I always want
to step on his stuff. Michael, do you want to
do the roadwork?

Speaker 2 (48:45):
Yeah, I got a rock report. Let's get into it.

Speaker 1 (48:48):
We don't mean to fight in front of your son.
Mommy and Daddy are really we're going through it right now.
It's just a rough patch.

Speaker 2 (48:53):
I just get quiet and hide on the stairs.

Speaker 1 (48:58):
And then your grades dropped.

Speaker 4 (48:59):
It just peaked through the little things cars getting suspended
from school. Yeah, Metallica saved a family from a deadly crash.
Family in Virginia's reached out to Metallica to thank them,
claiming that the band's concerts saved their lives. On May seventh,
the McKee family narrowly escaped being involved in a deadly
crash when a truck plowed into their living room at
two am. The family credits the escape to metallicas they

(49:21):
had all gone to bed early that day to prepare
for the concert the next night.

Speaker 1 (49:25):
Okay, yeah, Metallica directly.

Speaker 2 (49:29):
I was expecting a different story, but I'll take it.
Kings of Leon frontman, this is sets.

Speaker 4 (49:35):
Kings of Leon frontman suffered a freak accident, forcing the
band to cancel their tour and put all new music
on hold. No, they said on social media, quote hello
to everyone out there, especially our European fans who are
coming to see us this summer. Follow ull statement began, unfortunately,
I regret to inform you that these shows have to
be canceled due to a freak accident. And it came
out a little later that he had shattered his heel.

Speaker 2 (49:55):
Playing with his kids. Oh yeah, you can't bounce around
on stage very well, like.

Speaker 1 (50:01):
To shut all that down. They're losing hundreds of thousands,
if not millions.

Speaker 3 (50:05):
I was gonna say, like, I get riding the high
of releasing the album at the same.

Speaker 2 (50:10):
Time is going out on tour. But you could do
social stuff and still.

Speaker 4 (50:15):
Give us an acoustic tour where it's like a little uh,
you know, little mellow that still could fulfill their dates.

Speaker 1 (50:20):
Give us the tour, but would's still tickets.

Speaker 4 (50:23):
Well, if I was gonna go see Kings of Lean
and they were like, suddenly it's an acoustic show and
it's all I'd be like all that kind of stake exactly.

Speaker 2 (50:29):
I wanted to see them. Yeah, yeah, interesting. Hopefully he
gets well soon.

Speaker 4 (50:33):
And rumor circulating that Taylor Momson will sing for sound
Garden at the Rock and Roll Induction Ceremia. That's awesome,
just the rumors at this point, although she did cover
a sound Garden song back in the day that was
really good.

Speaker 2 (50:46):
She's phenomenal.

Speaker 1 (50:47):
Make it so she was friends with Chris too. That
personal touch.

Speaker 2 (50:50):
Yeah cool.

Speaker 4 (50:51):
So get everything you need to know in the rock world.
At Rock nine five five c Hi I said not
Dumb from their final album and double album Heaven X Hell.
It's some forty one landlines on Rock ninety five five,
Chicago's rock station.

Speaker 1 (51:05):
Look at it out there, it's like almost sunny. It
seems so bright, happy, And I don't. I don't want
to bring down the room.

Speaker 2 (51:13):
Yeah you do. I don't.

Speaker 1 (51:15):
I want to inform you, Okay, but I'm gonna keep
it light. We're gonna put a positive spin on the
news headlines. This is bad news, bears. Homeowner finds dead
body in backyard pool.

Speaker 2 (51:30):
Oops, fast, terrible, kind of put a fence around that pool.

Speaker 1 (51:32):
Now we're supposed to keep your dead body. Human foot
found on shore of lake.

Speaker 2 (51:40):
I'd be crazy. Your dog just runs back. It sounds like.

Speaker 1 (51:43):
Chicago got definitely not a great lake up.

Speaker 2 (51:47):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (51:49):
Human remains found inside burned car.

Speaker 2 (51:55):
Yeah, that'll happen.

Speaker 1 (51:56):
Here's a story there protesters warm of worn of human
extinction due to AI, and we see proof there are
body parts being found everywhere. All of this is just
bad news, Bears. Mike, you were going to say something,
it's the machine.

Speaker 2 (52:14):
It's a machine. But they're dismantling people. Yes, I don't
like that last one.

Speaker 1 (52:19):
I don't like any of it. It's all bad news bears.
It really is headlines from the Inevitable Human versus Robert Wohler.

Speaker 2 (52:27):
Essentially that one.

Speaker 1 (52:28):
Yeah, basically, another headline I'm reading is that Maria Palmer
would in fact make a very good Deadpool.

Speaker 2 (52:36):
All right, we got to go on a music wrong,
will you?

Speaker 3 (52:44):
I said at once, I will say it again on
this morning mash Pit that we love so much. I
need a time machine to get me to August eleventh
so you can see Lincoln Park.

Speaker 1 (52:54):
Why do you want to fast forward through our time together?

Speaker 2 (52:57):
Enjoy the present? Marris, it's listen. That's why it's called.
I don't know how to let you guys tag to me.

Speaker 1 (53:02):
There's all I've got to.

Speaker 2 (53:04):
Oh my god, tag to you.

Speaker 4 (53:05):
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (53:08):
No, daddy again. Oh I don't like when you use
my name after all? You Daddy feels unequal. Now I
feel like your child.

Speaker 2 (53:18):
I'm sorry, did you want mommy?

Speaker 4 (53:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (53:20):
Okay, thank you?

Speaker 1 (53:22):
Okay, son?

Speaker 2 (53:23):
Is it time? It's sometime.

Speaker 4 (53:27):
I'm young testology and I text message and you can
text message just anytime at eight fourth or ninety ninety
five fifty. Of course, kid's always on your phone. This week,
every text message that puts your name in the hat
to win Pierce the Veil tickets, which we will give
away right now. From the eight five seven, I smoked
before bed and listen to podcasts. Recently, I've been listening

(53:51):
to Loopers.

Speaker 2 (53:52):
It's a good podcast, a great podcast.

Speaker 1 (53:55):
It's an insane podcast, but.

Speaker 4 (53:57):
We're talking about how people sort of you know, it's
sort of known like smoke a little weed and go
to bed, but there's actually like some real benefits to it.

Speaker 2 (54:03):
Now, it's interesting.

Speaker 4 (54:05):
From the seven to eight, I do know my cousin
uses weed to help him sleep at night because he
would get random night terrors and sleepwalk if he didn't.

Speaker 2 (54:14):
Who in the car to hear that?

Speaker 4 (54:18):
From the eight four seven, my wife's pug Pierce passed away.

Speaker 2 (54:22):
Oh boy, oh my heart already from.

Speaker 4 (54:25):
Even my wife's pug Pierce passed away the day before yesterday.
And if I could be in the running for the
Pierce the Veil tickets to try to help her feel better,
I would appreciate it.

Speaker 1 (54:36):
You're gonna play the dead dog card and it's not
even your dead dog.

Speaker 2 (54:40):
I was with him until that send.

Speaker 4 (54:42):
Yeah, that dog better be dead. Yeah, that's all I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (54:45):
Or you got some all right, I'll think about it.
It does seem a little too good, all right.

Speaker 4 (54:53):
From the seven to seven three, you should have people
call in to spell words live. Last summer, I won
tickets from Clinger to see Amy Sammy Hammy Segar Sammy
Hagar by spelling astronautics. That's Christie. How can anybody spell astronautics?
Anybody want to take a shot?

Speaker 2 (55:10):
A S T R O N A U T I
C S nice nail.

Speaker 9 (55:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (55:16):
You can watch the finals of the National Spelling B
Competition going on tonight and from the seven to seven three.
Use mnemoniconic in a sentence quote. Mnemonic is better than
old monic, all right?

Speaker 6 (55:30):
I like that.

Speaker 1 (55:30):
I know the word mnemonic like a mnemonic device, Yes, yes, yeah,
Like it just.

Speaker 2 (55:35):
Looks weird because it's M N E M O N
I C. So it's kind of like.

Speaker 1 (55:40):
Using it to learn the notes and music. You say,
every good boy deserves fudge. That's amnemonic device. Fun fact.

Speaker 4 (55:48):
Thank you for explaining it, but just what, well, you
know me, we've been fighting all morning. I'm sorry your tone,
oh tone, yeah, between a different tone?

Speaker 2 (56:00):
Yes, all right?

Speaker 1 (56:01):
And I met dear listener. Canto eight four four ninety
five fifty text if you think Maris.

Speaker 2 (56:06):
Has a tone eight four four.

Speaker 3 (56:10):
Ninety five fifty text if you can't tell my tone
all because nobody can.

Speaker 1 (56:14):
He said it really rue when he said that, I
think so, mom is the tone?

Speaker 3 (56:18):
Dad?

Speaker 2 (56:19):
Can I pick a win soun? Oh yeah, you gotta finish.

Speaker 4 (56:26):
We're going listen. I got I got a heart for dogs.
If this dog is really dead, you deserve a treat.
There at eighty four seven.

Speaker 1 (56:31):
You're letting him win the dead dog.

Speaker 4 (56:34):
The dog's name was Pierced. Although that makes me think
he's full of it. But I'm gonna okay, this is
how much I love dogs. You got it, You're going
to pierce the veil there eight four to seven.

Speaker 1 (56:42):
It's a pug named Pierce.

Speaker 2 (56:44):
Pug named Pierce A how do you look.

Speaker 1 (56:46):
Out a pug and goat? You know your name is
kid with a smashed face.

Speaker 2 (56:51):
Peers making fun of the dead dog. Text That's why
I loved it.

Speaker 1 (56:55):
Know maybe he looks like Pierce Prosiman.

Speaker 6 (56:58):
I don't.

Speaker 2 (56:58):
I don't think that was it.

Speaker 1 (57:00):
There's ballsman, So what's up? He's I love that note there?

Speaker 2 (57:13):
What's that mouth harp called?

Speaker 1 (57:15):
What the mouth harp. Jaw harpy, jaw harp.

Speaker 2 (57:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (57:21):
Is there a jaw harp in that song?

Speaker 2 (57:22):
You didn't hear it? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (57:24):
I guess so. Is that not just like a guitar?

Speaker 2 (57:29):
I didn't think so. It's like sounds like a jo harp,
that's for sure.

Speaker 1 (57:33):
Mysteries. On the morning mash Pit on Rock ninety five,
we'll be doing boys.

Speaker 2 (57:38):
Wrapping up the show. I can't believe the show's over already.
The show goes by so fast.

Speaker 1 (57:43):
I am ready to flee the mash pit this morning
after dealing with an enraged Marrige who has been taking
out his anger on me all morning, dreaming in.

Speaker 2 (57:54):
My face wow.

Speaker 1 (57:57):
All morning, and throwing stuff around the studio, getting online
and posting hate comments on my page. He's been spreading
gossip to the tabloids that then respond, the hell are
you talking about?

Speaker 2 (58:11):
There's no lie there.

Speaker 1 (58:12):
It's been terrible. I've been feeling very abused.

Speaker 2 (58:16):
So what am I doing? Okay? The tone.

Speaker 1 (58:23):
And honestly, the fact that you can't hear it makes
me worried about your mental well being. Here's what we
called gas lighting.

Speaker 2 (58:33):
I will throw ful.

Speaker 1 (58:34):
Onto this fo.

Speaker 3 (58:35):
Did you ask them a question what did they say?
Who did I What did you ask them about my tone?

Speaker 9 (58:42):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (58:42):
Yeah, they all said that you have one. They did.

Speaker 2 (58:47):
Up and make sure she's not lying.

Speaker 1 (58:49):
From seven to one nine, Maris has tone in all caps?
Oh why did we yell tone? Maria is an angel
and Mikey deserves a hug.

Speaker 2 (58:58):
I agree with anything she says.

Speaker 1 (58:59):
No, that sounds like he absolutely has a tone.

Speaker 4 (59:03):
Okay, I didn't notice a tone at all today. Nobody
did except Maria.

Speaker 1 (59:08):
I noticed, but well, because it wasn't being levied your way, Michael,
I was the target. I today was the.

Speaker 2 (59:15):
Victim by my tone. Okay, what else?

Speaker 11 (59:20):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (59:21):
Just you?

Speaker 1 (59:22):
Okay, this guy says you didn't have a tone, I'm
going to skip that way.

Speaker 2 (59:25):
Hey, this guy says I take fat dabs to help
me sleep at night.

Speaker 1 (59:33):
I'm going to need that too, just to calm my
nervous system.

Speaker 2 (59:37):
Heaven forbid, somebody speak in a tone, try saying that tone.

Speaker 1 (59:46):
Surprise, surprise a man who can't apologize?

Speaker 12 (59:49):
What am I apologizing for the tone and for targeting
the way that I talk for me?

Speaker 1 (59:56):
Today?

Speaker 2 (59:57):
Somebody says he has no tone, thank you except for
monto tone? Thank you?

Speaker 12 (01:00:05):
I don't know about that seven o eight something, okay,
two one, Maris what I'm sorry?

Speaker 2 (01:00:14):
Uh uh, we're not playing this game.

Speaker 1 (01:00:16):
Since you're not going to apologize, but we need to
end the conflict in order for the show to move forward,
and since you won't be the bigger person, I will.

Speaker 2 (01:00:22):
I'm the bigger person. I am triple the size of you.

Speaker 8 (01:00:26):
I am.

Speaker 2 (01:00:26):
I'm sorry, Wash and Tom.

Speaker 1 (01:00:31):
Radio the point where you feel like you need to
knock me down.

Speaker 2 (01:00:36):
You have ten seconds left to nothing. It's your Dorito's
word of the day.

Speaker 1 (01:00:43):
I'm sorry, Maris.

Speaker 2 (01:00:44):
No Chainsaw Fridays tomorrow. We missed like we're supposed to
be teasing that. What Tom?

Speaker 6 (01:00:54):
Yeah,