Best Burgers, Superman, and Meth Gators

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Green day throwing us an ejaculate curveball this morning.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
You know what, it's too early for that, come around,
it's too early.

Speaker 1 (00:09):
Well we are the morning. You know it's right there
in the name. Hi there, my name is Maria Palmer.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
I'm mariss I'm Michael.

Speaker 3 (00:16):
You're already exasperated.

Speaker 2 (00:17):
I'd say I missed you, guys, but I saw you
twice last week.

Speaker 3 (00:20):
And we didn't stop at any point in time.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (00:24):
I tried to skip some meetings there because for some reason,
they planned every meeting we've ever had on our vacation.

Speaker 2 (00:31):
Son of a bitch, every day.

Speaker 4 (00:33):
Yeah, but you know what we didn't miss. Michael's I
and a great one it was. Yes, we got to
talk about that.

Speaker 2 (00:41):
By the way.

Speaker 4 (00:41):
We went to the White Sox game, yes, which was
super fun.

Speaker 2 (00:45):
Yeah. I jump into all that during the show today. Absolutely.

Speaker 3 (00:48):
I tickets were nice, we felt like we were on
the field.

Speaker 2 (00:50):
It was. It was a really good so shout out
to the White Sox for hooking that up. Great time
at the tail. I like the pitching thing, Oh my god,
my arm. Yeah. I tingled after the first throw that
I made, and I'm so mad. I only got up
to like what forty nine on the speedometer?

Speaker 3 (01:04):
Yeah, I thought you're more of a catcher.

Speaker 2 (01:06):
Were tracking us out now. It is a very busy day,
mainly because we have ghost tickets to give away. We
have eight e W tickets to give away and we're
going to amplify your summer with just a few shows.
Man name them.

Speaker 4 (01:21):
Yeah, please please, because it is an awesome letalist I'm jealous.

Speaker 2 (01:26):
And Tara Billy Idol, the Offspring, Coheat and Canberra Cambria,
I Got Excited Sticks and Kevin Cronin, Papa Oachin, Rises Against,
Judas Priest and Alice Cooper. To round that list out.

Speaker 4 (01:42):
Do you say Jimmy World, Newfound Glory, Hailstorm. No, I'm
looking at a hell of a list right here. Papa Oroachin,
Rise Against You got them? Yes, Jude Priest, House Cooper
got them?

Speaker 2 (01:53):
Yes? Cohed taking Back Sunday. Yep.

Speaker 4 (01:56):
By the way, you don't this isn't you get to
pick one of these.

Speaker 2 (02:00):
It's all one and all of them in Fun to
the Head today. Every day this.

Speaker 4 (02:05):
Week your chance to win all of those tickets. Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday,
Thursday and Friday.

Speaker 3 (02:10):
Make sure you have a super free schedule.

Speaker 2 (02:12):
That is awesome.

Speaker 3 (02:13):
Also a friend who also has a super free schedule.

Speaker 4 (02:16):
A few friends at that you can, okay, you could
always they're popular.

Speaker 2 (02:22):
I'm not gonna hang out one person go to all
those shows with me unless they were super available. We
have a lot of friends, yes, seriously, but all that
being given away in fun to the head in the
seven o'clock hour today, so be ready for that and
all the other chaos.

Speaker 1 (02:37):
I have to move this. It was in the way,
like tripod. I have to be able to glare at Michael. Yeah,
otherwise the show doesn't work.

Speaker 4 (02:43):
There's a tripod right between us. Way to shoot our
little video before the show.

Speaker 2 (02:46):
You know. Social media and things.

Speaker 3 (02:48):
Yes, we're supposed to shoot glances and where should.

Speaker 2 (02:50):
They follow us? Michael at morning mosh pit. Love that Instagram.

Speaker 3 (02:56):
Also get TikTok.

Speaker 4 (02:57):
Jack White got his first cell phone at fifty.

Speaker 2 (03:00):
Can we talk about that.

Speaker 1 (03:01):
We're gonna have to because he has them banded like
all of his shirts and now he's getting.

Speaker 2 (03:05):
Oh, now they're gonna be totally allowed. Love this. You
got some weather for us?

Speaker 1 (03:10):
I do.

Speaker 5 (03:10):
Let's do it next now w c CHI Weather with
Michael who likes moisture readings way too much.

Speaker 4 (03:19):
Soak it up, whoa, soak it in. It's gonna be
gorgeous today.

Speaker 2 (03:25):
We got it.

Speaker 4 (03:26):
We're getting lucky today. You know, there's been some clouds
around the humidity over the week. Last week was rough days.
I went for like to walk to the store and
I was just slimy and sweaty, slimy. You get home
and you gotta peel your shirt off your back and ruins.
The neck is always pull with from the neck of
the shirt. Anyway, Today's gonna be nice, stuck humidity, kind

(03:46):
of low. High of eighty four, yeah, and just sunshine
all day, mostly sunny all day.

Speaker 2 (03:52):
And tomorrow looking pretty good as well.

Speaker 4 (03:54):
High a little bit warmer, high of eighty five and
mostly sonny.

Speaker 2 (03:58):
So we're looking at a couple of good days here
before where we see a little bit of a BS
coming our way midweek. When you say BS, I'm.

Speaker 4 (04:05):
Gonna hold this up and you tell me, give me
your honest sound reaction.

Speaker 2 (04:10):
Is it rain.

Speaker 4 (04:11):
There's a lot of rain into thunderstorms and lightning and
stuff in the forecast for the rest of the week.

Speaker 2 (04:15):
So enjoy the next couple days.

Speaker 3 (04:16):
See, that's fine with me.

Speaker 4 (04:17):
It's gonna bring the temperature down, which is a little nice.

Speaker 2 (04:19):
Yeah, I'm good with that.

Speaker 1 (04:21):
Yeah, because oh yeah, look at that Friday, it's gonna
be like seventy.

Speaker 2 (04:24):
Eight, seventy eight some of that. Speaking of that, I
need my heat in July.

Speaker 4 (04:34):
I don't know, Maris, you might be in trouble. Over
the weekend. I saw some signs for Halloween.

Speaker 2 (04:40):
Don't don't too soon.

Speaker 3 (04:43):
Jewel isn't hot enough for you or whatever.

Speaker 2 (04:45):
Fall is falling, and we got evidence of it, and
I'm excited about it. You're the only one. Yeah, Summer,
get out of here. We'll talk about it next. It
is the morning Mats fit on Rock ninety five to
five and today after eight man Rocky the Rooster. He's
got your next chance to win a thousand dollars, which
we all need right now.

Speaker 3 (05:06):
A thousand bucks. Even.

Speaker 4 (05:09):
I would buy some fall decorations. No, you know, Halloween things.
I'm saying at stores.

Speaker 2 (05:16):
I was at Jewel over the weekend.

Speaker 4 (05:17):
They have like you know, above the frozen sections, skeleton, groundbreakers.
They have jumpkins that light up now already.

Speaker 2 (05:24):
No, it is July. No, I'm in July. I would okay, okay,
I would almost be okay with Christmas in July. Yeah,
I don't need to fall, right.

Speaker 4 (05:37):
I'm gonna start putting some trees in the start, Like
Maris said.

Speaker 1 (05:40):
It, God, you know why time moves fast enough, and
the older.

Speaker 3 (05:46):
We get, the faster that it moves.

Speaker 1 (05:48):
And after year, I'm like, oh my god, we're already
through this season and we're already past here, and like,
I can't even believe that we're already over halfway through
twenty twenty five.

Speaker 2 (05:57):
Lalas here I was. We were just talking about that
off the air.

Speaker 1 (05:59):
Yeah, And I don't need to be reminded of the
inevitable and unstoppable march towards my own mortality and death
by seeing Halloween decorations in Jewel in July.

Speaker 2 (06:13):
It was like home Goods. I think. I don't want
to say they started it, but I saw I started
seeing like the the little spooky summertime stuff that they're doing.
So they're like they're doing a spooky summer collab. And
I was like, you doing too much mixing it right,
doing too much.

Speaker 3 (06:29):
I'm too tight b for it all.

Speaker 2 (06:32):
Excuse what tight? What's the bee budget?

Speaker 3 (06:36):
Okay? So blowhole, yep, that's what it is.

Speaker 1 (06:42):
It's short for tight blowhole, blow it out yours.

Speaker 4 (06:46):
He listen, pumpkin, spice, lattes, all the things. I can
feel it already. I'm excited because let me tell you
something about this summer. As excited as I was for summer.
It's been hot and humid. I'm sweating, okay.

Speaker 2 (07:00):
Because you are also the one crying during the winter.
When is he gonna get here? Okay? Is gonna happen?

Speaker 4 (07:06):
I've made a decision. I would rather bundle up than
sweat my butt off eight four four.

Speaker 2 (07:12):
Fifty. What side of this are you?

Speaker 1 (07:17):
That's not even because I still have to bundle up
because inside it's women's winter, and then outside it's so hot.

Speaker 3 (07:26):
I'm bundling all year regardless. Do I ever get a
reprieve in summertime? A little bit? Yes, because you ever,
like sit in a freezing cold office building.

Speaker 1 (07:35):
And then you go outside into like the oven, and
for about ten seconds you are.

Speaker 2 (07:42):
In parad ice.

Speaker 3 (07:43):
Oh it feels so good when that warm.

Speaker 2 (07:46):
It's just like a yes, yeah, yes on.

Speaker 1 (07:49):
Then you start like your circulation goes back to your fingers.

Speaker 3 (07:52):
It's incredible, wild, yeah, inaccurate, And you know that it is.

Speaker 2 (07:58):
Do you have good haunted house? Is here? Some of
the best of Oh, I can't wait. I love some
spooky stuff. There's I think the thirteenth floor and then
there's a Joliet has a haunted prison. Well, I don't
see what. I don't appreciate that scene. Let's go me
into your nonsense and I'm not excited. You know what? No, no,

(08:20):
we're not going.

Speaker 5 (08:21):
To do this.

Speaker 3 (08:21):
We're like a taunted house.

Speaker 4 (08:22):
So we are we going to dress up in here
for Halloween?

Speaker 2 (08:25):
On the show.

Speaker 3 (08:26):
Well, that's the day of the purge, so we can't
snuff our rooster.

Speaker 1 (08:32):
Rocky's got chances for you to win a grand on
rock in ninety five to five all day.

Speaker 3 (08:36):
But before we get to that, boys, what are we doing?

Speaker 5 (08:39):
Sports? Oh? Yay?

Speaker 2 (08:43):
What fun?

Speaker 4 (08:44):
We have fun in the sports arena on uh.

Speaker 2 (08:47):
You wanna call it Kamiski or rate field.

Speaker 4 (08:50):
Listen, we went to the White Sox game. Well, I
meant the general sports arena over vacation. There were many
games the coliseum. There's trades about, there's all kinds of
things going on, all kinds of fun.

Speaker 2 (09:04):
Maris, can I check in with you real quick?

Speaker 4 (09:06):
How are the Tigers.

Speaker 2 (09:09):
You did that on purpose? Huh, I don't know. I
guess you're talking about it. I didn't even realize it
was a sweep.

Speaker 4 (09:16):
Yeah, I just saw they lost the last two, which
is crazy that the Tigers would get swept at all.

Speaker 2 (09:19):
They fell apart after schoobl went out on Friday, and
then it just hasn't been good all weekend. So I'm
happy to see an All Star break.

Speaker 3 (09:27):
Scooble.

Speaker 2 (09:28):
Schoobl is the best picture in baseball and he happens
to play for the Tigers right now. What a name.
He's real good.

Speaker 1 (09:34):
Schooble is maybe the most fun word name or otherwise
I've ever heard of.

Speaker 2 (09:39):
I think she needs a school, so happy to screen.

Speaker 1 (09:42):
Like a unit of measurement or something, or like an
I want some Schoobls.

Speaker 2 (09:45):
I have a friend, last name, school locally.

Speaker 3 (09:50):
Bring him in.

Speaker 2 (09:50):
Okay, she's available, bring her in, Okay, Yes.

Speaker 4 (09:55):
Scoobl All right, So this week we got a little
break from baseball except for the All Star Game going on.

Speaker 2 (10:01):
Yeah, home run Derby is tonight and they only have
one of the top home run hitters in the league
currently in Cal Rowley. But it's a good lineup. Guy
jash chisholm o'neio Cruz, James Wood, Matt Olsen, Byron Buxton,
and a few others.

Speaker 4 (10:18):
To be fair, the Mariners a pretty good team this
year too, Yes, Michael, I mean, I'm trying to give you.

Speaker 3 (10:23):
A little credit for your boys right now.

Speaker 4 (10:25):
The Cubs closed out a three game series with the
Yankees with two out of three wins. That first game
they got the crap kicked out of them, that eleven
to zero.

Speaker 2 (10:34):
Beautiful.

Speaker 5 (10:34):
That was rough.

Speaker 4 (10:36):
And our buddies over there, the White Sox dropped a
close game yesterday against the Guardians, six to five and
ten innings, and they continue in the season of baseball. Yeah,
both teams are back on Friday. Cubs are playing the
Red Sox at Wrigley. Those tickets are so expensive already,
and then the White Sox are playing Pittsburgh.

Speaker 2 (10:54):
Nice.

Speaker 1 (10:55):
Just speaking of White Sox as we were at that game,
and this is a total side note, I realize how
loyal and specific you were to the Chicago Hot Dogs,
like very specifically.

Speaker 3 (11:05):
Yeah, because I'm just like over here with yeah, throw
some mustard on, maybe some monions, like whatever.

Speaker 1 (11:09):
You're like, you were like, no, I need, I need
a Chicago hot dog and then you went like around
the stadium to go find a place that specifically sold
the one.

Speaker 2 (11:19):
Should we talk more about it?

Speaker 3 (11:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (11:21):
On the other side, Yeah, when we review Michael's birthday.

Speaker 4 (11:25):
Oh yeah, it was so much fun at the way
the White Side y Nike.

Speaker 2 (11:29):
Yeah, I will talk that next summertime and the Living's Easy.
Did you guys bump that song growing up? Yes?

Speaker 4 (11:36):
All the Sublime ones smoked two joints. You're driving down
the road, maybe what a joint was, but I yell
at that age, I did.

Speaker 3 (11:46):
That well.

Speaker 1 (11:47):
When I was first introduced to Sublime, I was in
high school, and I was easy.

Speaker 3 (11:51):
You didn't do much of a good girl at that point.
I'd be like, smoked to your joints the Devil's letter.

Speaker 2 (11:56):
I can't picture you like that.

Speaker 5 (11:58):
Yeah, see I.

Speaker 4 (11:59):
Think I was like, smoke two joints. Where do we get.

Speaker 3 (12:01):
These fallen from grace in the radio world.

Speaker 4 (12:05):
You know we're gonna get in high and having a
good time. I was, okay, well, this is that doesn't
work because I can't say that right. I was gonna
say I felt high at the White Sox game. I
hadn't been there since last year, we got to go out.
I got to go check out the original home plate. Yeah,
there's some really cool things around that stadium.

Speaker 2 (12:23):
A lot of good history over at Kamiski Slash ray Field. Lo.
That's of good food.

Speaker 4 (12:27):
We hung out beforehand, met a whole bunch of awesome listeners,
which was so fun.

Speaker 2 (12:31):
Shout out to everybody to pop y. Yeah. Yeah, it's
a big stadium and for you to actually walk around
to come and find us, so it just happened to
pop up. It made us feel good.

Speaker 4 (12:39):
Yeah, throwing pitchers with us. We had a pitch clocker
basically to see how fast.

Speaker 2 (12:43):
You could pitch. That was from my arm still hurts
I now, dude, I was sore too. That first throw,
just tingles straight down the arm.

Speaker 4 (12:50):
I was like anybody who used to play baseball and
then about ten years later decides you're just going to
chuck a ball as far as you can.

Speaker 2 (12:56):
Yeah, you know that feeling.

Speaker 3 (12:57):
Oh yeah, I'm old, don't do it.

Speaker 4 (13:00):
And by the way, I will say thank you guys
for the birthday stuff.

Speaker 5 (13:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (13:02):
We a fun birthday to get to go to the game.
And by the way, congrats to the White Sox on
that game. Yeah, They ended up going through rain that
night in the extra innings and winning the game still,
which was awesome.

Speaker 2 (13:13):
Oh yeah, and it was it was a big day
because Mark Braley was getting a statue unveiled, and it
was also a very emotional day because Bobby Jinks had
just passed away and the team was coming together to
celebrate the twentieth anniversary of the Zero five winning the
World Series, which, for whatever reason, a lot of media
seems to be getting wrong nationally. It's interesting. I've seen
them pop up and just completely disregards the White Sox.

(13:37):
But we saw Burley get emotional talking about Jinks during
his speech after he got his unveiling of his statue.

Speaker 4 (13:46):
Also Burley's daughter through the pitch and then his son
sang the national anthem, like how much talent do you need?

Speaker 2 (13:54):
So for the rest of.

Speaker 3 (13:55):
Us, this was a family event.

Speaker 1 (13:56):
My favorite part was because because like we said, it
was a tailgate, it was growing a lo a tailgate,
but it was mostly like a station event, and I
was like, no, I want.

Speaker 3 (14:04):
A goddamn tailgate, Like, let's.

Speaker 1 (14:06):
Go out into the parking lot and try to crash
some tailgates.

Speaker 3 (14:09):
And there was probably a level of energy that I expected.

Speaker 1 (14:12):
And then Maris is like, so this will be the
second game of the day, and everyone is in survival
tailgate mood, not actually slurting tailgate.

Speaker 2 (14:21):
There's cooking happening so that you can refuel. There might
be a few to eat.

Speaker 3 (14:26):
Not to like.

Speaker 2 (14:27):
This wasn't the turn up tailgate. You needed that earlier
in the day. But yes, shout out to the White
Sox for having us out there. It was an amazing day.
Have a good time. Go to a white Talk.

Speaker 1 (14:37):
Next time, we need to just do a tailgate. I
want to bring out the rock truck. I want a grill.

Speaker 3 (14:42):
I say, we need a grill baker in the back
of that thing. I want a tailgate.

Speaker 2 (14:47):
So what do you need, Michael att a tailgame? Marie
has given us her list.

Speaker 4 (14:51):
Well, for me, it's the food that makes up food
and beer. Okay, make the tail gate and people, I
could tailgate anywhere with some food and beer.

Speaker 2 (14:57):
Would you fancy a TV to watch the game so
we could stay at said tailgate? Are you trying to
go inside?

Speaker 4 (15:03):
I don't know. I don't hate that because then if
you did come out early from the game.

Speaker 1 (15:08):
I watched a game keeping the tailgate going in then, yeah, that's.

Speaker 3 (15:11):
Fine, but that's fun Marritge Okay, yeah, okay, I can
dig that.

Speaker 1 (15:15):
But like I want the human to human interaction before
the game. The game's not going on until stop it
stop it, stop it touching, as we call it analog dating.

Speaker 4 (15:31):
Huge thanks to the White Sox. That's fun.

Speaker 2 (15:33):
Yes, you can't wait for the next one, but we
won't wait until Michael's next birthday for that or not. No,
we got to get to a Cubs game though, let's
do that.

Speaker 4 (15:43):
Yeah, yeah, only six hundred dollars a ticket.

Speaker 2 (15:47):
We'll figure it out. Crap the Offspring on rock in
ninety five five. They are part of the Amplify your
Summer ticket giveaway we've got going on with Fun to
your Head, where you can and win eight different concert
tickets for the rest of the summer. It's awesome. It's
going to be amazing. That's coming up later this summer. Yeah,

(16:07):
so be ready, all at once.

Speaker 1 (16:09):
All right, I got a list that's going to make
it mad, don't you do it? I know it's the
best US Burger chains ranked. Okay, all right, do you
want me to start from the top and go back
or from the back and go make.

Speaker 2 (16:21):
Me upset first, and then let's go to the number one.

Speaker 3 (16:24):
Well, number one is the one that's going to make
you upset.

Speaker 2 (16:27):
Okay, just okay.

Speaker 3 (16:28):
So number ten is McDonald's.

Speaker 2 (16:31):
Okay, that's got to be higher than Yeah, yeah, I.

Speaker 4 (16:34):
Just do we want it? Do we want her to
start at one? Do you want to just blow the
do you want to just tell us?

Speaker 2 (16:42):
I feel like we're here already?

Speaker 3 (16:44):
These bottoms? One's quickly okay?

Speaker 1 (16:46):
All right? So McDonald's is ten weird. Nine is elevation burger,
never had it?

Speaker 2 (16:50):
Get out of here?

Speaker 3 (16:51):
Eight is have you had it?

Speaker 2 (16:52):
No?

Speaker 3 (16:52):
Okay? Eight is fat Burger? Also never had it?

Speaker 2 (16:56):
Heard of? Haven't had it?

Speaker 3 (16:57):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (16:58):
Seven and seventh burger, Come on, all right, I don't
even okay.

Speaker 3 (17:02):
Six is five guys, Well.

Speaker 2 (17:05):
That's low, or then I would have anticipated all those toppings.

Speaker 3 (17:09):
Yeah. Number five is habit burger and grill.

Speaker 2 (17:13):
Okay, that sounds too healthy? Who made this list?

Speaker 3 (17:16):
I don't, oh love food?

Speaker 1 (17:19):
It's very reputable, Okay, it's fine, it's fine. Shakeshack is
number three, understood, second steak and shake number one okay,
And maybe a deep breath to regulate or nervous system
real quick.

Speaker 4 (17:37):
Okay, there's so many options still left.

Speaker 3 (17:41):
And it's the worst one.

Speaker 2 (17:42):
Number one, you say, Burger king, I'm throwing this.

Speaker 3 (17:44):
Whole No, no, no, no, no, no. It's in and out right,
what is.

Speaker 2 (17:50):
The in and out? And I think it's it's a
good novelty. You travel to California or the West Coast,
you go get in and about, you get your animal
style and you have a day. But it's not the
best burger.

Speaker 1 (17:59):
No. And also, like I've been to In and Out
and I really don't feel the need to go back.

Speaker 3 (18:05):
I would literally prefer any other fast food.

Speaker 2 (18:08):
It's then so long I forgot what it was like exactly,
and I was so drunk when I ate it, Like
it was off the strip in Vegas, and we waited
in line and then like we just smashed right.

Speaker 3 (18:19):
Mine was also in Vegas. We probably went to the same.

Speaker 4 (18:21):
Mine was in southern California, and I swear to God
that burger tasted better there than it did. It's like,
and they had them in and out came to Colorado,
so I had it there when it got there. Yeah,
it just tastes better in the place that there's palm
trees and like that's true.

Speaker 3 (18:34):
I like Shake Shacks burger.

Speaker 1 (18:36):
Like, if I'm going to a place for a burger,
it's Shake Shacks, And I like.

Speaker 2 (18:39):
Steak and shake. I like, five guys, is my favorite burger?
Eight four four ninety five fifty What is your favorite burger?
Twin Peaks, I don't okay, it's not truthfully, they have
a good burger. Actually their food is good.

Speaker 4 (18:56):
There being completely honest, the views are great too.

Speaker 2 (19:00):
There it is Michael, thank you?

Speaker 5 (19:03):
What you?

Speaker 2 (19:04):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (19:04):
Mountains Mountain Ring look more like Mole Hills to me?

Speaker 2 (19:09):
Who has the best berger? Eight fifty eight.

Speaker 4 (19:14):
Big Big Winning's coming up this hour with Fun to
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Speaker 2 (19:22):
All at once, all for you, all for one person.

Speaker 4 (19:24):
I mean, we're talking Rise Against We're talking Jimmy were
Newfound Glory, the Offspring. You get to go to all
the shows, and it's coming up in just a few
right here on Rock ninety five to five Chicago's Rock Stand.

Speaker 1 (19:33):
And that is so happy and positive, and we want
to keep that going.

Speaker 3 (19:37):
No, we want to keep the energy right there right
in that.

Speaker 2 (19:40):
Happy positive you happy to be this person today?

Speaker 1 (19:43):
What I'm I'm being happy and positive we're keeping it
in a happy positive pocket.

Speaker 3 (19:47):
I am going to tell you the news headlines. Let
me tell you they're abysmale.

Speaker 1 (19:53):
We're gonna put a positive spin on it, just like
corportt Schell suggested.

Speaker 3 (19:56):
I'm so good at my job. This is bad news. Bear.
A paddle border was found.

Speaker 1 (20:04):
Dead out of main pond. Police believe someone killed her. What, Yeah,
could be anyone got a paddle fashion Two killed in
separate skydiving accidents.

Speaker 2 (20:17):
That's terrible.

Speaker 1 (20:18):
Ah, turns out if you jump from space you could die.

Speaker 2 (20:22):
Who knew?

Speaker 1 (20:23):
Woman hit by stray bullet in driveway?

Speaker 2 (20:27):
Geez?

Speaker 3 (20:28):
But the question is what was she wearing?

Speaker 1 (20:30):
A daycare employees accused of abuse.

Speaker 2 (20:35):
I don't like how this ended.

Speaker 3 (20:37):
It's just accused.

Speaker 1 (20:38):
And yeah, maybe don't talk back, Tiler. All of this
is just bad news, Bears.

Speaker 2 (20:49):
Somehow this wasn't the worstest spin either.

Speaker 3 (20:52):
No, they're always great. Yeah, that's the positive spin.

Speaker 2 (20:57):
I'm dancing, We're always dancing, and then got shot in
the driveway.

Speaker 1 (21:02):
I've heard of the nose spin zone. This is the
only spin zone.

Speaker 2 (21:06):
Yeah. How old were you when you get your first
cell phone? Damn fourteen?

Speaker 1 (21:12):
Yeah, I was in seventh grade. I can't drop the
cadence Maris.

Speaker 2 (21:17):
Okay, I was probably eighteen when I got mine. There's
a rock star who just got their first cell phone. Yeah,
ever at fifty Jesus, So we're going to talk about
that on the other side on Rock ninety five to five.

Speaker 1 (21:29):
I distinctly remember as a child thinking to myself, Man,
all these grunge bands sound the same, And it turns out
some of these bands were just made.

Speaker 3 (21:36):
Up of the other band, like Tumple the Dog.

Speaker 1 (21:40):
Fun fact, by the way, Matt Cameron was the drummer
of Soundgarden at the time, and then he was the
drummer for Temple the Dog, and then he joined Pearl
Jam and now he's recently left.

Speaker 2 (21:51):
Now he was the drummer for Pearl Jam.

Speaker 1 (21:53):
Yeah, but you know what he had, He did a
long stint twenty something years.

Speaker 4 (21:57):
And like he his break, I thought before we saw
him at Wrigley last time. That's one of the you're
like these bands ACDC, You're like, how long can they go? Y?

Speaker 2 (22:07):
Right?

Speaker 4 (22:07):
And that was a twenty seven year run with the
same members in Pearl Chain, which is awesome.

Speaker 3 (22:12):
Yeah, it's pretty intense.

Speaker 2 (22:13):
It'd be interesting to see how it goes now.

Speaker 4 (22:14):
Speaking of rock stars, Jack White has officially entered the
twentieth century. The musician who was famously band cell phones
at his show's announced on Thursday that he is now
the owner of a cellular telephone.

Speaker 3 (22:25):
Can't wait for him to get to the twenty first Center.

Speaker 4 (22:28):
He says, well, y'all, it's either over for me now
or just the beginning. He shared on Instagram alongside a
photo of him holding his new phone, quote, I'm now
the reluctant owner of a cellular telephone for the first
time in my life. A lovely fiftieth birthday present from
my wife, to.

Speaker 3 (22:43):
Which the rest of his team was probably like.

Speaker 2 (22:46):
Five, yeah seriously. And the message that I saw was
she was fed up. Yeah, yeah, she was just tired
because smoke signals are tough. All the things that we
do with our cell phone now, and he's just out
here gallivant and doing any of it, probably happy as
a clam because, like you think about it, you can
pay for everything with your phone, parking, you get streaming services,

(23:08):
just even like texting.

Speaker 1 (23:10):
It's also I was gonna say, it's our community now,
like we don't hang out with our friends in person.

Speaker 3 (23:15):
That much anymore. But we have group chats. Yeah, and
it's just how you keep in touch.

Speaker 2 (23:19):
He's out here just raw dog in life. Like what
what does he do in his in between times? He
just have a guitar with him all the time. No,
he does furniture.

Speaker 3 (23:27):
I actually know that this question.

Speaker 1 (23:30):
Does He likes to make his own furniture and he
does what's the word refurbishing? Maybe there you go when
you yeah, like putting new cushions and stuff on it.

Speaker 3 (23:40):
That's what he does.

Speaker 4 (23:40):
Also, big Cubs fan, and we will fight about this.
I've seen more Cubs games in Cubs gear.

Speaker 2 (23:47):
He is a bigger Tigers fan, and I will go
to the death. Actually, you know what, you know, I'm
not gonna fight. Two things can be true at the
same time.

Speaker 3 (23:57):
Nuance and maturity.

Speaker 4 (23:59):
On Rock Disgusting, you're wrong, The White Striped singer shared quote,
I've been saying my days were numbered for years. I
can't listen to music in my car. I can't park
at parking lots because I can't scan QR codes. I
guess Olivia and my wife decided to be kind and
put me out of my misery.

Speaker 2 (24:21):
It's also like we when we had cell phones. We
had the T nine system where it was call then
you could text and come, but you had.

Speaker 3 (24:31):
It's fine.

Speaker 2 (24:32):
Sorry, no, it's fine because we went through the whole
struggle because if you missed that that that that letter
and you had to go back through it.

Speaker 4 (24:38):
It was just a pain three words long distance charges trying.

Speaker 2 (24:43):
To call back in the day dial one, So like
I'm the only one that has a local area code here. Yeah,
and then if I were like just trying to reach
out to you guys like long distance, Yeah, it's weird,
absolutely terrible. Yeah, he just accelerted. He just let everybody
else trouble shoot cell phones for him, and now here
we go.

Speaker 3 (25:03):
Yeah, now is he gonna let them out of Goddamn.

Speaker 4 (25:05):
We're never gonna get more Jack White music. It's just
gonna be doing scrolling forever.

Speaker 2 (25:12):
Jack White. He's like, did you see this? Angry Birds?

Speaker 1 (25:16):
Jack White starts candy crushed farm Bill, Jack White learns
bed rodding.

Speaker 5 (25:25):
Yes, now here's a bit only there.

Speaker 2 (25:30):
This might be the greatest lineup of tickets we've ever
had for Fun to the Head. It's intense eight four
four ninety five fifty b collar ten to win all
of these tickets. I'm about the name. It's Aesome and Tara,
Billy Idol, The Offspring, Coheat and Cambria Volebat Styx and

(25:51):
Kevin Cronin, Papa Roach and Rise Against and Judas Priests
and Alice Cooper. Once again, I have more on the list. Oh.

Speaker 4 (25:58):
Coheat is playing with Taking Back Sunday, Yes, Sir, Offspring
playing with Jimmy Eat World and Newfound Glory. Absolutely, we're
here add four more bands onto that list.

Speaker 2 (26:06):
It's just absolutely insane and we're insane to give this
to you. So be called and play Fun to the
Head where you're going to answer questions. Take one of
us hostage, and when you get questions wrong, we get
the darts the.

Speaker 3 (26:23):
Shots for you.

Speaker 4 (26:24):
You also get one phone a friend. Essentially you can
use us to help you answer one question.

Speaker 2 (26:29):
Now. If you do not win, we have a very
special price for you this week, So find out if
you want to.

Speaker 3 (26:37):
It's a treat.

Speaker 2 (26:38):
I'd say you want to win the eight tickets we're
giving away till one person. So eight four four ninety
five fifty. Fun to the Head is next, and.

Speaker 5 (26:50):
Now Fun to the Head on. Yeah, don't worry, they're
using nerve weapons.

Speaker 2 (26:57):
Hey are we speaking with Joe? Yes, what up, Joe?
How are you doing today? We're doing fantastic, but we're
looking to get you set up with this amplify your summer.
Did you hear the long list of concerts that you
have an opportunity to win? Which one are you most

(27:17):
excited about? There we go, all right? Well, oh no, Bolby,
it's amazing. You're going to be excited about that one
for sure. But yes, welcome to Fun to the Head.
This is a trivia game where you answer questions take
one of us hostage. We can provide you with one
save if you don't know the answer, but other words,

(27:38):
if you get it wrong, we're taking the darts. So
your choice right now is who do you want to
take hostage? I'll oh, okay, yes, Michael, hand me the pistol,
all right, yes, I loaded it with the new darts. Oh,
the new darts for Maria today. Don't don't cry for us, Maria.

Speaker 3 (28:04):
I'm crying for me.

Speaker 2 (28:05):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (28:05):
By the way, I would want to go to this
Rise against the Popper road show more than any Oh.
I mean, that's going to be a show against the roach.
Have you ever seen Alice Cooper Live. Another incredible show.

Speaker 2 (28:17):
All right, anyway, let's get to our first question.

Speaker 3 (28:19):
You gotta get him his tickets.

Speaker 2 (28:20):
Yes, here we go.

Speaker 4 (28:24):
What is blank is how you would answer this question
on which hit game show? What is blank is how
you would answer a question on which hit game show?

Speaker 2 (28:44):
Five? Four?

Speaker 3 (28:46):
There's give them the answer. You have to ask the question.

Speaker 4 (28:48):
Come on to one Jeopardy man, that would be Jeopardy.

Speaker 2 (29:03):
Heard. I'm sorry, Maria like, excuse us? Get a few
more wrong?

Speaker 5 (29:11):
Joe?

Speaker 1 (29:11):
Why because this is a gatling gun and one that
you're using.

Speaker 3 (29:15):
That's why I didn't do.

Speaker 2 (29:18):
That on purpose.

Speaker 4 (29:18):
Question to Mikey What animal is often confused with a
llama and is used for fleece production? What animal is
often confused with a lama and used for fleece production?

Speaker 2 (29:34):
You have a save if you want to use it.

Speaker 3 (29:36):
It's not a lama. What is it?

Speaker 2 (29:38):
Some of the best Oh, he's taking to save Maria.

Speaker 3 (29:42):
You're taking the save. It's not packa.

Speaker 4 (29:44):
Yeah, some of the best socks I have?

Speaker 3 (29:47):
Okay, all right, you're getting killed.

Speaker 2 (29:53):
One of my best buddies just to raise our pacas,
all right? Question three?

Speaker 4 (29:57):
What one of my best buddies growing up? They raised
our pacas, they made great socks and stuff.

Speaker 3 (30:01):
Well, they didn't teach you anything.

Speaker 4 (30:02):
A number three. Chicago's famous sculpture cloud Gate is known
by what other name?

Speaker 3 (30:15):
Joe?

Speaker 4 (30:15):
Five Joe Chicago's famous sculpture in Chicago.

Speaker 3 (30:20):
You flick it?

Speaker 2 (30:21):
Also down see what.

Speaker 1 (30:26):
Or Millennium party to Oh my god?

Speaker 5 (30:32):
Wow?

Speaker 4 (30:33):
All right, thank you, you're welcome.

Speaker 5 (30:35):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (30:36):
Honestly, you gave up your save no more help, Maria.

Speaker 4 (30:40):
Here we go, tough number four. All right, let's see
if you can get this. What are the first names
of the duo Simon and Garfunkel.

Speaker 2 (30:57):
Five? Four three one?

Speaker 3 (31:02):
Oh my god?

Speaker 2 (31:04):
Wow?

Speaker 1 (31:06):
Is my old friend Paul and Art?

Speaker 2 (31:11):
Pauland Art? Oh yeah, protected by the microphone. Well, Joe,
you got to get this. Last one here got to I.

Speaker 5 (31:24):
Am just portant.

Speaker 3 (31:26):
My stories seldom told. I have squadron this out.

Speaker 4 (31:31):
What DC super hero which DC Superhero's real name is
kl Kolll, but he goes by Clark Kent.

Speaker 2 (31:43):
Super Okay, Joe, baby.

Speaker 1 (31:49):
Well you both won the tickets and killed your hostage.

Speaker 2 (31:53):
But it does show. Baby, it was like the bean,
the bean screaming. But Joe, you're all set. You got
tickets to eight shows to amplify your summer. My god,

(32:18):
you said you're already excited. Oh he did say, thank you, Maria, Yeah,
you're welcome. You said you're excited to see volebeat. But
who are you going to take with you to a
few of these shows? At least my wife? Hey god,
damn right, what's your wife's name? Renee? Shout out, Renee.
Joe's got you set up for a whole bunch of

(32:41):
concerts and we'll be back again tomorrow with Fun to
the Head with eight concert tickets for one person to win. Congratulations, Joe, Thank.

Speaker 4 (32:52):
You, thank I got some rock news coming up next.

Speaker 2 (32:55):
Marris you ready, Yeah, what do you got? Let's do it.

Speaker 4 (32:57):
We're talking about a whole bunch of rock and roll
and news.

Speaker 2 (33:03):
The things Gary Clark Junior does to that gets.

Speaker 3 (33:07):
He makes us all come together.

Speaker 2 (33:08):
Oh wow, yeah that's a belt. Yes, yes, all of that.
I was about to say something real messed up with
Michael rock news, some rock and roll news.

Speaker 4 (33:22):
Motley Cruz absence from Ozzy Osbourne's farewell show didn't go unnoticed,
and now Nikki six is shedding some light on why
they weren't there. Considering Sharon still hasn't told us what
band was uninvited.

Speaker 2 (33:32):
Yes, right, rap guys, let's leave it alone.

Speaker 4 (33:34):
But Soundgarden originally didn't show up either, and so people
are starting to speculate that it was Sound Guarden. They've
also put out a thing that said they just couldn't
make it. It wasn't them.

Speaker 2 (33:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (33:42):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (33:42):
Nicky six explained that the ongoing health issues with the
band make it impossible for them to attend. I guess
the band is having super gnarly health issues. They have
a residency going on in Vegas. They've had to cancel
some shows for stuff like that.

Speaker 1 (33:54):
So, I mean, if you do like drugs for decades
on end, then it has impacts on your back.

Speaker 4 (33:59):
I mean, they couldn't make make it to the Auzie
show because everyone is broken.

Speaker 2 (34:05):
Ozzie can't stand.

Speaker 1 (34:06):
It was probably very much accessible too, of all the shows.

Speaker 2 (34:10):
I love this.

Speaker 4 (34:11):
Metallica stepping up for Texas in response to the devastating
floods at Texas Hill Country. The bands All Within My
Hands Foundation has donated one hundred thousand dollars to the
relief efforts. Good pretty cool, Yeah, A sad thing down there.
Over one hundred and twenty deaths and one hundred and
fifty people still missing.

Speaker 3 (34:27):
Awful.

Speaker 2 (34:28):
That's like big numbers.

Speaker 3 (34:29):
Girls camp too.

Speaker 2 (34:31):
Yeah, yeah, that's all bad news.

Speaker 4 (34:33):
We got some good news though. The Deftones have entered
a new era. The band is officially announced their tenth
studio album, Private Music, arriving August twenty second, and we
have a bit of the first lead single, my Mind
is a Mountain.

Speaker 2 (35:08):
I gotta say, I mean it sounds like Deftones by me.

Speaker 1 (35:11):
I like the part where we went d D cut
it up, I said, I liked it.

Speaker 2 (35:19):
Try I know what you're doing.

Speaker 3 (35:21):
I actually do.

Speaker 4 (35:22):
The new album coming out August twenty second, And as
a gift from us for sitting through the Rock Report
and hanging out with us, we got concert tickets, Yes
we do.

Speaker 5 (35:34):
Now here's a bit only blog there.

Speaker 2 (35:37):
Ghost theskeletor World Tour skele Talk coming to Arena on
August first. We got a pair of tickets eight four
four nine ninety five fifty. But also you get qualified
for the grand prize of a signed movie soundtrack vinyl

(35:58):
for right here right now. Oh that's cool, I want that.

Speaker 4 (36:01):
Oh oh I look good framed on the wall.

Speaker 2 (36:03):
How bad do you want it not bad enough, because
I'm going to give it to Caller ten because what.

Speaker 3 (36:09):
You didn't even have to tell them about it. It's
pocketed that.

Speaker 2 (36:12):
I mean, it's iron Berg indeed already So.

Speaker 3 (36:14):
You sure did.

Speaker 2 (36:15):
Yeah, eight ninety five fifty b Collar ten and those
tickets are yours and that chance to win that signed vinyl.
Oh I want that in my collection, but you can
get it.

Speaker 1 (36:28):
Oh you're talking about that vinyl. I'm worried that records
come with a hole in the middle.

Speaker 2 (36:33):
That sounds painful.

Speaker 3 (36:35):
A little loube a long way buddy.

Speaker 2 (36:37):
Oh my god. No, No Akadaca on Rock ninety five five.

Speaker 3 (36:44):
No, it's just not right. No, it's just not akadeca.

Speaker 2 (36:48):
Yeah, you know, but that's how they say what Australia kadoka.

Speaker 1 (36:53):
And to be fair, they are australianskadoca akadoca are nor Okay,
where's the roots close?

Speaker 2 (37:00):
But we're teasing Carrissa right now. Let's talk to her. Okay, Hey, Carissa,
what's going on?

Speaker 5 (37:06):
Hi?

Speaker 2 (37:06):
How are you? We're doing fantastic? How was your weekend?
It was great? Yeah? Did you get into any fun?

Speaker 5 (37:14):
No?

Speaker 3 (37:14):
We I worked all weekend.

Speaker 2 (37:16):
Oh what do you do I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 (37:19):
I am a paramoutic.

Speaker 2 (37:21):
Oh, yes, thank you? All right, Yes, Carissa, I'm gonna
need you to do me a big favor here. Can
you take off Friday August first?

Speaker 4 (37:33):
I can't, definitely can't.

Speaker 2 (37:34):
You're going to see ghost at All State Arena.

Speaker 4 (37:37):
Yeah, and if anybody in the crowd has a trouble,
you're there to help.

Speaker 3 (37:41):
Yeah, except don't because she's off of work.

Speaker 2 (37:45):
But then a life might not be saved. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (37:47):
Well, they'll have paramedics on standby, but if they're not, Caria.

Speaker 2 (37:51):
Will be faster. I might be a doctor, but I'm
not helping. Chris was like, I'm not clocked off. Its kid,
But Carissa, you're all set. Any ideas who you're gonna
take with you to this one? My husband, he'll be
super excited.

Speaker 5 (38:07):
He actually graduates that week.

Speaker 4 (38:09):
Oh, super excited to go.

Speaker 2 (38:11):
What's your husband's name?

Speaker 5 (38:13):
I'm Chuck, Chuck.

Speaker 2 (38:15):
Shout out Chuck, and congratuate pre congratulations on graduating.

Speaker 3 (38:21):
Congratulations.

Speaker 2 (38:24):
But yes, if you want to join Carissa and see
Ghosts at All State Arena on Friday August first, be
sure to get your tickets at ticketmaster dot com.

Speaker 4 (38:33):
All thanks to our friends at Live Nation, Green Day,
playing Sunday at riot Fest. We're getting excited the closer
we get. Also playing Sunday, Bad Religion, Cobra Starship, Gym
Class Heroes. What in the two thousands, Hansen? If you
really want to take what the nineties? Gonna be so
much fun over there and everything you need to know

(38:53):
up at Rock nine five to five Chi dot Com.

Speaker 3 (38:58):
Well, we gotta be a lot of tech at those shows.

Speaker 1 (39:00):
Good thing we're still in charge of it, you know,
and it hasn't been turned against us and sound and
inevitable human advices A robot walls from the front of
the inevitable human robot war. A new survey shows that
more and more managers are using AI to hire, promote,

(39:20):
and even fire employees. And while this might be more
common in the future, a bit of a bummer these
days because most of these managers haven't had any formal
training on how to use AI for people management, and
they're just winging it.

Speaker 3 (39:32):
And real jobs and real human beings are on the line.

Speaker 2 (39:35):
I thought that's what the HR Department was for.

Speaker 3 (39:38):
HR should be made up of AI. They talk to
us like they are.

Speaker 4 (39:41):
Anyway, Tell me what happened with the mace. I brought
it in the studio. I was trying to be saying work.
I cently bumped the top and it went off, Okay,
my bad.

Speaker 2 (39:56):
For you.

Speaker 1 (39:57):
All time they have like binary like all right point
and they keep them points and then get rid of
them box.

Speaker 2 (40:02):
He was trying to protect themself.

Speaker 1 (40:04):
I was, it's just crazy to use AI. I mean,
I thought that we in the corporate shills were a family.

Speaker 2 (40:11):
It's just it's one of those things where like firing
is never going to be easy. So like you got
to yes, I would want some help from AI. But
like as far as hiring, I want to know you.
I don't want AI to tell me what they think about.

Speaker 3 (40:25):
I don't want to get fired by AI.

Speaker 1 (40:27):
I mean it's I want the person to look me
in my face. After I've been loyal to whatever for
however long time, are here.

Speaker 3 (40:37):
Still use AI to fire.

Speaker 2 (40:38):
Me down in front of the please No?

Speaker 1 (40:45):
Yeah, no, Like there's there's some things that require human empathy.
And I would say both the hiring and the firing
process and the promotion process. Really all of these processes
this is where the human touch comes in.

Speaker 2 (40:57):
But I feel like or like a promotion is like
a double win because you, as the employee, you're getting
to move up, and you, as an employer, are enabling
your coworker and saying, hey, we like what you're doing.
Great job. It's better than an add a boy.

Speaker 4 (41:14):
You know, if I'll just have human human bosses, I
mean not human AI boss, it's like, please come into
my office and you walk in and it's like, hello, Maria,
how are you well?

Speaker 1 (41:25):
At that point, that's not even the human versus robot war.
That's just the robots want they're in charge.

Speaker 3 (41:31):
We report to robots.

Speaker 2 (41:33):
I don't know how I feel about that.

Speaker 3 (41:35):
I feel bad about it. I feel not good.

Speaker 2 (41:39):
No feelings from the boss, but.

Speaker 4 (41:42):
I just want want to We're about to go with
me to riot Fest and walk around and like hand
hammy waters and stuff like carry my backpack.

Speaker 2 (41:47):
Yeah, they'll be sweet, right.

Speaker 1 (41:49):
That's that's and really that's what we need. We need
like just a robot class of busy workers. You know,
we don't need them to be doing any supper.

Speaker 2 (41:57):
This sounds really good stuff. Yeah, just a bunch of
underlings in the robot world and they're not going to
revolt and be angry about what they're being forced to
do well.

Speaker 3 (42:07):
You would program the emotions out of them theoretically.

Speaker 4 (42:10):
And then they learn yeah, and they reprogram their own emotions.

Speaker 1 (42:13):
Yeah, and then they win the Inevitable Human Reserver.

Speaker 2 (42:19):
Front of the Inevitable Human Robot Wars. It is the
morning mashpit, and you still have a chance to win
tickets to a e W coming up in a commercial.
Free music on the way, body right now, Michael has
something amazing.

Speaker 4 (42:35):
Department Police department in Loretto, Texas is asking residents to
refrain from flushing drugs such as methamphetamine down the toilet
to prevent meth gators. In a Facebook post, the Loretto
Police Department wrote that on Saturday, officers executed a search
warn at a home and discovered the occupant trying to
flush meth and other drug paraphernalia down the toilet. They

(42:56):
use this moment as a teaching time and said, quote
on Facebook quote, folks, please don't flush your drugs, okay.
Our sewer guys take great pride in releasing water that
is cleaner than what is in the creek, but they're
not really prepared for your meth ducks, geese and other
foul frequent treatment pools and we'll shudder to think what

(43:16):
one all hyped up, all myth would do to you.

Speaker 3 (43:18):
Force is suddenly all organized.

Speaker 2 (43:23):
Serious talking about a meth gator. I don't want to
see a math geese.

Speaker 3 (43:27):
Yeah, like we do want meth gators. I don't want
those alligators have teeth, can't.

Speaker 2 (43:35):
Chomp on me. If he lost hold, still git you
and break your army? Would you do?

Speaker 3 (43:40):
Gum met? It does by all means it sounds marvelous. Wow, Okay,
someone's got to eat me.

Speaker 4 (43:50):
They talked to a veterinarian who was in a study
where he that he participated in which gators were dosed
with antibiotics and the animals had to be injected with
medication rather than orally fed drug to see if it
sustained an effect. You imagine you're you're getting tested for
meth and you're an alligator and they want to clean
you up, and you're like, no, don't take me, don't

(44:12):
out here.

Speaker 1 (44:13):
You can't imagine being the alligators that get hooked to
the meth and then they're like swimming around trying to.

Speaker 3 (44:18):
Find more scratch.

Speaker 1 (44:22):
And alligators showing up to your local gas station to
buy those roses that are conveniently in those glass tubes.

Speaker 2 (44:28):
You got any more than meth.

Speaker 4 (44:31):
The Facebook's post mentions methed up animals in Alabama may
have been a reference to a caged attack squirrel who
was believed to be given methodphetamine. Did you see the
video recently of the woman who was pulled over and
she had a raccoon in her and.

Speaker 2 (44:46):
Pipe? Damn it? It was actively like the police were
searching the car and the raccoon.

Speaker 1 (44:54):
Was just like, hey boss, yeah, seriously, not so much
a devil's advocate, but perhaps a meth advocate. Who were
we to say that animals wouldn't enjoy drugs?

Speaker 3 (45:03):
Are we not to butt creatures of this very earth?

Speaker 2 (45:07):
Is the angle you want to go with right now?

Speaker 1 (45:09):
I not really like, I'm not gonna go in a
court of law and swear on it.

Speaker 2 (45:14):
But I'm just gonna reply to that with cocaine bear,
because we don't need that anywhere.

Speaker 1 (45:21):
They don't want us on math either, and yet they
are subjected to us in their environment all the time
on drugs, and I just think maybe we let them
be on drugs too.

Speaker 3 (45:29):
We can all enjoy it.

Speaker 4 (45:30):
Elephants, reindeer, and other animals have been observed consuming fermented fruits. Yeah,
that's what you get them, a little trunks.

Speaker 2 (45:38):
I'd rather deal with a drunk animal than a meth
up crack down psychedelics.

Speaker 3 (45:43):
I want to know what their take on existentialism.

Speaker 2 (45:46):
Is some of the Oh no, that was just fermented,
like plums or something. They'll be very clear headed the
next day. Yeah, alright, fifty, are you okay with giving
drugs to animals? Is that what you want to do?
Is that what you want to like?

Speaker 5 (46:05):
ETAs, it's time to york out.

Speaker 3 (46:12):
Who's the nerd?

Speaker 2 (46:13):
We are the nerd. This weekend, Superman came out, the
new movie from James gunn Man. This was a fantastic movie.

Speaker 3 (46:25):
I've heard a really good thing.

Speaker 2 (46:27):
Top to bottom. Well done. We have Superman very well known.

Speaker 3 (46:32):
What hitting the mics?

Speaker 4 (46:34):
Oh that was not my headphone, the microphone, it's just
Michael being Mikey.

Speaker 3 (46:40):
I'm squeaky Mike over there.

Speaker 4 (46:43):
I'm excited for this review though, because I'm wondering about
going and seeing this maybe in a forty X theater.

Speaker 1 (46:47):
Go.

Speaker 2 (46:48):
That's That's what I'm gonna say. First and foremost, we
know Superman, so we don't backtrack in this movie. At all.
We get caught up in the middle of a situation
with Superman in a very vulnerable spot, and a lot
of people were upset because of Superman. He's a god,
He's invincibly.

Speaker 1 (47:04):
The issue with Superman what in the past is that
he's been too invincible.

Speaker 3 (47:08):
Too perfect.

Speaker 2 (47:11):
Seeing his flaws and how he works around it is
just so well done. And I think the biggest thing
for me is the cast of characters around Superman supporting him,
and it is a cast of folks. Nathan Fillion as
Green Lantern just one of the funniest people in the movie.

(47:32):
Nicholas Holt as Lex Luthor, perfect casting, love him, just
absolutely perfect casting. It's just there's so many great moments
within this movie where you really don't know how it's
going to turn, and then it makes that twist and
go and then it just keeps going. Okay, James Gone,
thank you for working with DC to get this done.

Speaker 1 (47:55):
So that's exciting because the last Superman movies listen, I'm
not going to complain about staring at Henry Cavill for
two hours on screen yet.

Speaker 2 (48:05):
But is also a big issue with former DC projects
was the CGI. Yeah, it just looked a little weird.

Speaker 4 (48:13):
Oh on point, really on clean, okay, clean, it was
it was right.

Speaker 1 (48:18):
That this doesn't look from what I'm looking at right
now on my interwebs.

Speaker 3 (48:24):
I like that they kept kind of.

Speaker 1 (48:25):
The bold comic book colors in his costume instead bulge
like the bulge as well, but I like that they
had the like comic book colors on his suit instead
of like every single superhero movie these days, being like, no,
it's going to be gritty.

Speaker 3 (48:43):
So it's going to be like the comic book suit.
But like Black and Monoitoe, it's.

Speaker 2 (48:47):
One of those things where with James Gunn taking over,
he's a nerd. He reads the source material and that's
exactly what he used, and it shows I.

Speaker 3 (48:57):
Can see the Christopher Reeve influence too a.

Speaker 2 (49:00):
Little bit in there. There there's a lot of Easter
eggs throughout the movie, which were a lot of fun
to see. But it was one of those things where
you look at it and go, oh, Marvel's in trouble.
Don't don't think like that. Just think DC is on
the right path right now. We're about to get a
lot of great movies with James Gunn at the helm.

Speaker 1 (49:17):
Awesome Marvel has made such stupid amounts of money, they
could never be in trouble.

Speaker 4 (49:22):
Right, well, nobody beats the Dean Kine Superman. My parents
loved the television show.

Speaker 3 (49:32):
It was so bad Smallville.

Speaker 2 (49:34):
I was gonna say, oh, what a man?

Speaker 3 (49:36):
What a man?

Speaker 5 (49:37):
What a man?

Speaker 2 (49:38):
Eight four, four, nine, five ninety five point fifty? Who
is your superman?

Speaker 1 (49:44):
No one will ever be hotter than Tom Welling in
two thousand and four.

Speaker 2 (49:49):
It can't happen except Dean Kane.

Speaker 1 (49:51):
Uh no, actually, I take that back, except oh Christian
saw those fire?

Speaker 3 (49:55):
No, no, no, no, no, you know who I'm talking about.

Speaker 1 (49:58):
Come on, you get he's the world stand almost fire.

Speaker 2 (50:03):
We'll figure it out. We'll report back.

Speaker 3 (50:05):
What's his name?

Speaker 2 (50:05):
He's also perfect?

Speaker 5 (50:10):
Now here's five or so things with meers? Why does
he always drop his pants during this part.

Speaker 2 (50:16):
Of the show? Oh?

Speaker 3 (50:17):
Seven things I haven't worn?

Speaker 5 (50:19):
What?

Speaker 2 (50:19):
Huh? Never mind, I don't knowe. Nope, we're not going
to count. That missing cat has returned home. After eight
years in the wild. The great Tabby vanished and their
pet owners who this was an outdoor cat. To preface this,
they thought the coyotes had got the cat, but then
a shelter scanned as straight that they found and the

(50:40):
microchip led him back to the family when the family
found him much thinner, missing some fur from some battles
out in the wild, and recognized their name and purd
once they were reunited in the arms of the family.
Oh the stories that cat could tell.

Speaker 1 (50:55):
I gotta tell you about the time I found my
cat one time, like eight months after that.

Speaker 3 (50:58):
He ran away. It's a whole thing. Yea yea yeah, Okay,
he's on a pet website.

Speaker 2 (51:03):
What yeah, we'll save that for later. This cat is
now an indoor cap Oh yeah good. A resale card
store has been robbed of one hundred and thirteen thousand
dollars in Pokemon cards. Wow had some vintage cards and
some vintage sets that were stolen, and they are hoping

(51:23):
that the idiots resell it online because they're very specific,
and they're asking for the communities to look out for
these specific packs that they have up for sale.

Speaker 1 (51:32):
I don't know who these Pokemon criminals are, but we're
going to catch them all.

Speaker 2 (51:36):
That's good, thank you. I was almost leaning because I
knew it was going to be good, but a knife
wielding suspect was too drunk to spell his own name.
Pennsylvania woman was frightened when she answered the door and
there was a gentleman standing there with a knife. She
was expecting a door dash, so she was fully caught
off guard. Called the cops immediately and they showed up

(51:57):
on a very quick response to cure ali Yasin Zimmerman.
And when he was being detained, he was so drunk
that he couldn't spell his own name to the police.
Last week on vacation a little drunk. A woman had
to be rescued after being stuck on a zip line,

(52:19):
which I don't like this at all. Floridafy and Rescue
had to get her from the park where she was
stuck on a zip line. They were worried and concerned
because she was hovering over water. No one said how
long she was stuck over on the zip line, but
they did say that they did eventually lower her to safety.
Five minutes is too long, yeah, five minutes? Yeah, I

(52:43):
don't like a dangle. We know, I want to be
secure on my zip line when I'm going down.

Speaker 4 (52:50):
Have you ever done like a zipline park or something
that fun?

Speaker 2 (52:54):
Like it's fun. There's a park in the suburbs I
gotta find for us. It's like an adventure.

Speaker 3 (52:59):
Let's do it.

Speaker 2 (52:59):
And then enough. Last week on the tenth, the snap
return McDonald's and a lot of people have a lot
to say. And what I'll say is, if you remember
exactly what the snack wrap tasted like way back in
the way back, you got other issues because you need
to focus on other stuff.

Speaker 4 (53:20):
Maris grilled or crispy crispy.

Speaker 3 (53:24):
You can't even get it grilled. And that was another
thing that people were not about.

Speaker 2 (53:28):
I mean, it just came back. We're only a few
days about. They're complaining that the tender tastes different. How
are you gonna remember from me? That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (53:38):
Come on, listen, are bezos is over here? Some people
eat that every single day for lunch.

Speaker 2 (53:43):
Which I can't though it hasn't been around all.

Speaker 3 (53:45):
Right, but back in the day, you had it every
single day at lunch.

Speaker 2 (53:49):
I understand that. You know what I remember about the
snack wrap.

Speaker 1 (53:52):
This house a cinnabon tastes like, Yes, when was the
last time I had a cinnabon.

Speaker 2 (53:56):
Like a few months ago?

Speaker 4 (53:58):
Fine?

Speaker 2 (53:58):
Yeah, you tried dominant stood out today? Yes you should.
You can get in.

Speaker 3 (54:03):
Uh No, I have to do that on air. Oh,
because I've never had money before.

Speaker 2 (54:06):
I remember, okay, saucy, Oh, you might have to put
that on a podcast. What are you doing? Barbecue? Honey mustard?
Or what's ranch?

Speaker 5 (54:14):
A ranch?

Speaker 1 (54:15):
Go?

Speaker 5 (54:17):
Now here's a bit only blug there.

Speaker 2 (54:20):
Eight four four ninety five fifty A very special event
going on at the Byline Bank Aragon Ballroom a e
W since Dynah Mine. We've got a four pack of
tickets for you for the show on Wednesday, July twenty third.
But that's not it. This week kicks off a three

(54:42):
week residency residency, yes, three weeks in Chicago, and I
absolutely love this. Have you been to a wrestling event before?

Speaker 5 (54:51):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (54:52):
And Michael have you?

Speaker 5 (54:53):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (54:53):
I've been to WWE and stuff like that before, but
never aw So it's so much fun.

Speaker 2 (54:59):
And then when you you put it in the small
confines of the Aragon Ballroom, it's going to be so intimate. Yeah,
we can absolutely go for sure, because I want. I
gotta see Tony Storm wrestle. Michael MTSA show you Tony Storm.
She is absolutely amazing.

Speaker 3 (55:21):
I didn't realize that it was.

Speaker 2 (55:25):
I would love to see Tony mess with Michael. That
would make my She just she what's her thing? What's
she doing?

Speaker 4 (55:31):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (55:31):
She's an ass? Oh my god, in the best way
possible to That's where that's where you went with this.

Speaker 3 (55:42):
You should ask her.

Speaker 4 (55:44):
I feel like she beat me up. She would slam
me for content, for content, slam me for content.

Speaker 2 (55:55):
Let's get a winner here, all right, let's see what
we got here? Are we speaking with Jerry?

Speaker 4 (56:01):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (56:02):
We are.

Speaker 3 (56:02):
What's going on, Jerry?

Speaker 2 (56:06):
Not much? Just waiting to start my.

Speaker 4 (56:07):
Day at work.

Speaker 2 (56:08):
There you go? Where do you work, Jerry?

Speaker 4 (56:11):
Work for first student?

Speaker 2 (56:13):
First student? What's that do? What do you do there?
School bus driver?

Speaker 1 (56:17):
Oh yeah, school bus driver.

Speaker 2 (56:20):
You need this because I feel like you probably want
to wrestle some of those kids off.

Speaker 1 (56:25):
Probably watch a version of Italy in the back of
that bus every day.

Speaker 4 (56:29):
Sometimes.

Speaker 2 (56:30):
Yes, are kids still doing spit wads? Really? Not that
I've not that I've come across yet.

Speaker 3 (56:37):
I was gonna say, this is the post COVID generation.
I don't know if they're doing that kind of.

Speaker 2 (56:41):
Well, when we were growing up, we didn't have phones.

Speaker 4 (56:43):
I bet kids just stare at their phones on buses,
were throwing things, we were Spitwadden.

Speaker 2 (56:47):
They're probably texting. But Jerry, you got a four pack
of tickets to A E. W presents Dynamite and the
residency kicks off this week. So if you're looking to
get those tickets to either Dynamite or co Lesion, head
on over to ticketmaster dot com. We are commercial free
on Rock ninety five to five and it is my
favorite time the show. Oh yes, it's text time. What

(57:13):
do you love to hear from? You?

Speaker 4 (57:16):
Text us all throughout the day, as a matter of fact,
to text everybody here on the station all through the
day eight for four nine, five ninety five fifty.

Speaker 2 (57:22):
A lot of food talk.

Speaker 4 (57:22):
This morning we had a best Burger's Best Burger joint list.

Speaker 2 (57:28):
Top of their stupid list was In and Out.

Speaker 4 (57:30):
Yeah, man, somebody hears from the two one nine says
I wasn't impressed. Within and Out Burger is nowhere near
number one. Five guys is better than in and Out.
Shake Shack is just ass who covers never even made
my list? Get out.

Speaker 5 (57:43):
Whoa okay?

Speaker 2 (57:44):
You had us in the first half. It went too far.
It lost us After Shakeshack, I'm trying.

Speaker 4 (57:49):
To eat better, but five guys for lunch sounds so good.

Speaker 2 (57:51):
Oh yeah, and that nap afterward, it's gonna be glorious.

Speaker 3 (57:54):
Five guys were deserved. Just kidding. I'm not that competent.

Speaker 4 (58:00):
In and Out is the best smash burger in the country.
That's from the seven to seven three. I follow Maria Palmer.
This from the two one three. I follow Maria Palmer
on TikTok. I just followed the radio station. Would be
pretty badass if you guys followed me back. You know what,
Let's say until ten o'clock. Anybody that follows Morning mash Pit,
I'll follow back.

Speaker 2 (58:18):
How about that?

Speaker 3 (58:18):
Wow?

Speaker 4 (58:19):
Just you well, I mean on the Morning mosh Pit pit,
I'm running back to.

Speaker 2 (58:23):
My fingers pushing the button. I got it. Let's see.

Speaker 4 (58:26):
Also, a new thing, the snack wrap is back. We're
discussing that. This from the six three.

Speaker 5 (58:32):
Oh.

Speaker 4 (58:33):
The tenders are now trash. I don't even remember what
the old ones tasted like. All I know is these
new ones taste like crap. I'm going right to McDonald's
down in our building right after the show, and I'm
gonna test this out.

Speaker 2 (58:44):
You gotta have to wait for ten thirty. Oh well,
I guess I'll do it. Later gotta go home.

Speaker 4 (58:50):
But how bad can a chicken tender really be? For McDonald's.
I'm covering it.

Speaker 2 (58:54):
In you know honey mustard. Yeah, they have what the
ranch in the hot right now? Yea? And I mean
it's like you said, it's a chicken tender.

Speaker 1 (59:03):
Maybe they'll be like the Red Lobster ceo who they
got feedback on the seafood boils and then.

Speaker 3 (59:09):
Like literally two weeks later, changed them up.

Speaker 2 (59:11):
But maybe we can't cry foul on this. We saw
McDonald's release a chicken strip months ago, yeah, months ago,
and we knew exactly what was coming with these chicken strips.

Speaker 3 (59:21):
Talk about crying foul?

Speaker 2 (59:23):
Hey like that?

Speaker 4 (59:25):
I got one more here from the six three to
oh we were talking about earlier people in authorities in
Tennessee are telling you not to flush your metham fetter
me down the toilet because it will.

Speaker 2 (59:33):
Make meth gators all right around the room.

Speaker 4 (59:35):
Who would win in a fight, a meth gater or
a cocaine.

Speaker 2 (59:38):
Bear, Cocaine bear, cocaine bear. I'm gonna go meth gater. Well,
it depends.

Speaker 4 (59:43):
Are we fighting on lander and water either way?

Speaker 3 (59:45):
Cocaine or bear?

Speaker 2 (59:46):
Do you think? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (59:47):
Get more dexterity, they can move better, they still have
powerful jaws, They're.

Speaker 2 (59:51):
Still not a swim Yeah, yeah, point all right.

Speaker 4 (59:53):
I can always text us eight four four ninety five
fifty And also if you ever want to win anything,
you could call us at eight four four gi ninety
fifty weight.

Speaker 1 (01:00:01):
But what about this one from eighty four to seven
For a guy that was so ready for us to
get to summer, Michael is awfully ready for it to
be gone.

Speaker 4 (01:00:07):
I am sweating profusely. My clothes are stuck to me.

Speaker 2 (01:00:11):
I have come to terms that between both of you,
weather's never going to be perfect. No, it's not where
I'm seventy five and California.

Speaker 3 (01:00:22):
Hello, callo Forni, California, cal.

Speaker 2 (01:00:28):
That's such a funny bit. That's one of my favorites.
Well fun You can always text us.

Speaker 3 (01:00:34):
Hey for four and fifty hey man, nice shot?

Speaker 2 (01:00:39):
Thanks? Is it?

Speaker 3 (01:00:40):
My lord?

Speaker 2 (01:00:41):
No? Treat you right?

Speaker 1 (01:00:44):
A little Monday milort on the Morning mash bit with
Maria Marrison.

Speaker 2 (01:00:49):
Michael, can you throw some more m's in there? Please?
She is a quick one.

Speaker 5 (01:00:59):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (01:01:00):
I can't That was a lot.

Speaker 3 (01:01:04):
What a jerry boys, you know I missed you.

Speaker 2 (01:01:08):
It was a long time away from each other.

Speaker 3 (01:01:10):
It was it wasn't that long. We saw each other
on Friday.

Speaker 2 (01:01:13):
But firsty friends and then we talked on Tuesday and Wednesday.

Speaker 3 (01:01:17):
Yeah, I missed. Yeah, it's different.

Speaker 4 (01:01:23):
It's like one of those things are like, oh, we
took a break, but we didn't. I didn't laugh this
much on vacation. I'll tell you that. That's one thing
I'm happy about being back in here. I'm laughing all morning.

Speaker 2 (01:01:31):
We gotta get you some better TV shows. True.

Speaker 4 (01:01:33):
By the way, I gotta say again tomorrow, another chance
to activate and amplify your summer.

Speaker 2 (01:01:41):
Run through the list. Mikey, all right, you play Fund
of the Head.

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Pantera tickets, Billy Idle tickets, The Offspring, Jimmy Eat, World,
Newfound Glory, Coheed and Cambria, Taking Back Sunday, Volbeaten Hailstorm
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Judas Priest and Alice Cooper. You get it, gets to
all those shows if you win this week on Fund
of the Head Breathe by the way, if.

Speaker 3 (01:02:04):
You go to Bantera this weekend, I will see you
in the pit.

Speaker 2 (01:02:07):
And by the way, lose at Fun to the Head.
We got a real special prize. Somebody, somebody, please lose.
I wanted to, but we'll see you tomorrow. Waltz Nacks
with more commercial free music on Rock ninety five five