Big Arm Breaks and Submarine Deliveries

It’s Thirstday on The Morning Mosh Pit, and the chaos is real.

We kick things off with the latest sports scores and headlines, then hit you with Five Things, a fast rundown of today’s top five talking points.

In Nerd News, we cover the newest tech, gaming, and geek culture updates, while Thirstday brings your listener stories and reactions front and center.

We dive into the outrageous news story of the day, “Big Dick Arm Break,” and of course,

 Rock News brings updates from the world of rock music.

Humans, robots, and the future collide in our Human vs. Robot War segment, and if that wasn’t enough, Domino’s is now delivering submarines—yes, really.

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
And boy, will you have the time of your life
at Thurstday Live next Thursday.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
Oh we're a week away. We're only a week. Oly
my god.

Speaker 1 (00:12):
It'll also be d Day.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
My liver's not ready now.

Speaker 3 (00:14):
I got a cleanse.

Speaker 2 (00:16):
Yeah, I've gotta do a lot of things.

Speaker 4 (00:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (00:19):
Oh oh, and we do have a friend here today
in the studio. Yeah, get that mic On say Hi Buenos. Wow,
indeed that's Maria. This is my friend Alex. Alex is
from back home in Maryland. We've been friends since twenty fifteen,
thirteen twelve. It's been a minute.

Speaker 2 (00:40):
Okay, I can't watch you sit and do math. You
guys have been friends for a while.

Speaker 3 (00:44):
I just want to hear horrible stories about Maria.

Speaker 5 (00:46):
Yeah, listen, we have time for that.

Speaker 2 (00:47):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (00:49):
No, on the internet, there are no horrible stories. There
no horrible stories.

Speaker 2 (00:56):
Not on Thursday.

Speaker 6 (00:57):
Maria has a gun at her under the table. I
would never do that. Wait wait, wow, wow, it'll be
a day.

Speaker 4 (01:08):
Today is a day.

Speaker 2 (01:09):
Yes, what a show and still pack to the gills
with giveaways six Flags, Shine Own, vulbeat Coheating Cambria, which
just go ahead and call now.

Speaker 3 (01:19):
I'm Michael.

Speaker 4 (01:23):
Yeah for you I'm Maria Ballou.

Speaker 2 (01:25):
I'm married.

Speaker 3 (01:26):
I love that part of the show. We gotta do that.

Speaker 2 (01:28):
Eight four four ninety five fifty be collars in for
your cohating Cambria tickets before we forget, because I think
it's going to be that kind of day.

Speaker 6 (01:37):
Yeah, and every text message today gets your name in
the hat for Volbeat tickets. At the end of the show,
we read back text messages if you want to hang
around or just join us.

Speaker 1 (01:45):
Again there, oh yeah, yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:47):
Also, the guy with the biggest hog in the world
is in the news today, and I'll tell you what.
We'll find you know what. Maybe we figured let's the
internet can find him for you.

Speaker 4 (01:57):
I'll find him.

Speaker 3 (01:58):
Could we call him tomorrow? Oh he's British.

Speaker 2 (02:01):
Yeah, we know, we know.

Speaker 3 (02:02):
Let's go yea, yeah, I know you.

Speaker 4 (02:03):
Let's go.

Speaker 3 (02:06):
Guys, anyone not close enough to be around.

Speaker 4 (02:10):
Let's be real.

Speaker 1 (02:10):
I don't really like any of them right now.

Speaker 3 (02:13):
Last Day, the rest of them, life and now w
C HI Weather with Michael weather Man.

Speaker 2 (02:18):
Great career choice, Mike.

Speaker 3 (02:19):
That's the weather like today, short to a T shirt
day today, it's actually gonna be really nice.

Speaker 2 (02:25):
I'm gonna say that's all summer.

Speaker 3 (02:27):
Not really. Oh, I guess that's true.

Speaker 6 (02:30):
I spent a lot of times when I just don't
wear pants. What I what I'm saying is is it's
gonna be comfortable today, relaxed, could even maybe wear a
hoodie this morning. It's like us, what sixty five degrees
out there right now? However, the next four days ninety
plus no high humidity, And then I was I would
walk around downtown last night or kind of yesterday afternoon.

(02:52):
There's so many people downtown right now, because I think
August everything is going on in this city. Is August
the busiest month, and shook.

Speaker 2 (03:01):
Got to get it in before it gets cold, damn.

Speaker 3 (03:03):
But at least it's gonna be sunny.

Speaker 6 (03:05):
Get it in this weekend so the concerts and stuff
won't have too many problems. So it's gonna be nice
today though a high of eighty yeah, eighty ish.

Speaker 4 (03:14):
I don't like it.

Speaker 1 (03:15):
See everything happens in August in July because this is
the only two warm months.

Speaker 2 (03:21):
Global warming has made October warm too. You're thank you,
thank god our summer is extended through October.

Speaker 5 (03:28):
Now.

Speaker 1 (03:28):
It's nice because we just like really need to wait
it out. And then the ocean will come to us
and we'll have waterfame.

Speaker 2 (03:33):
You know what, We've got a lot of time because
we're in the middle of the country, so we got
to that was dark for a long time.

Speaker 4 (03:42):
Dark never I'm always on the morning March, but.

Speaker 6 (03:45):
Me specifically, yes, can we can we talk about the
Thirst Day party that's going on up here. Actually, the
more I look into this, the more I get damn
excited about it.

Speaker 4 (03:56):
The I'm so pumped.

Speaker 6 (03:57):
You know, there's a forestry area, forest area out by
where this is going on. I was looking up the area, okay,
and it's it's it's called the woods. But the first
word I'm gonna just spell it for you b us s.
I'm wondering if anybody out there in Bussy Woods could
text us eight four fifty.

Speaker 3 (04:14):
And let us know. Am I pronouncing it right?

Speaker 6 (04:16):
Because I'm I'm just wanting and one more time, bus
Woods or bussy Woods, one of the two b usse.
I don't know, how would you say it?

Speaker 4 (04:22):
I wouldn't.

Speaker 3 (04:26):
And we'll talk about it.

Speaker 2 (04:27):
Next Smashing Pumpkins on Rock ninety five five in November,
we'll get to hear Billy Corgan with the Chicago Orchestra
as a night of melancholy and infinite Sadness will be
hitting its residency and Lyric Opera of Chicago.

Speaker 4 (04:42):
Wait what I'm pumped about that?

Speaker 1 (04:45):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (04:45):
I was.

Speaker 3 (04:46):
We've talked about this a lot.

Speaker 4 (04:47):
I listen to you guys.

Speaker 2 (04:49):
Yeah, where I got a team with Michael here, like
we've been talking about this for eight months.

Speaker 1 (04:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (04:59):
I had to level the room out a little bit.

Speaker 2 (05:02):
God does Sometimes you just gotta let mom and dad argue.

Speaker 6 (05:06):
No, I don't like it. It makes it uncomfortable, as you
can tell my tummy.

Speaker 1 (05:12):
It's good to let all the air out, you know. Yeah, Hey,
guess what today is?

Speaker 2 (05:17):
What is today?

Speaker 1 (05:18):
At least rock on it? Fu up Thursday?

Speaker 7 (05:20):
Baby, it's roped ninety five by Thursday. We're not added
up bar yet. The best way to enjoy Thirsty is
a collectional my listing too much.

Speaker 3 (05:30):
We're gonna tell you one.

Speaker 1 (05:32):
We think, Hey, God, what you barnered a drink? Next week,
the twenty first will be at a microphone brewing for
next first Day Live and as mentioned numerous times, but
we're not going to give up now. It's not just

(05:53):
any thirst Day Live, not at all. We're celebrating divorce.
The concept thereof your is mine, your friends. We're calling
that bad boy to.

Speaker 6 (06:04):
Day baby storm of the coreouse.

Speaker 1 (06:09):
Oh, it's gotta be good because guess what, divorce sucks.
Doesn't matter if you're the one asking for it or
the one getting left. It's a long, emotional, arduous process,
and we deserve to that loose and drink a bunch
and scream sitting together and get our feelings out and

(06:29):
become best friends because we are the loves of our lives.

Speaker 3 (06:37):
She's fine, No, not at all, not watching out so beautiful.

Speaker 1 (06:44):
I'm just so happy to be surrounded by friends at
the time like that. I'm actually totally fine. I'm really
excited for the sun.

Speaker 2 (06:55):
You played that all really well. No, we're excited to
have beers with you and just have fun on a Thursday. Yeah,
maybe stay a little bit later than we should.

Speaker 4 (07:04):
Or definitely a little.

Speaker 3 (07:06):
Phone brewing.

Speaker 2 (07:08):
Yeah, to say we are still working on some special
things for that day. Okay, okay, we're not announcing yet. No,
that time will come.

Speaker 4 (07:16):
We'll tell you.

Speaker 6 (07:17):
Mentioned a moment ago that my microphone brewing just east
of Wooded area what's called Michael. People have clarified in
the text messages. They said that I had it wrong.
It is not bussy Woods. It is not bus Woods.
It's bussy Woods. I don't think that's better.

Speaker 1 (07:32):
I don't know if it's better.

Speaker 3 (07:34):
It's not as fun.

Speaker 6 (07:36):
Right in the bussy an record a podcast at this
one or not. No, No, we're just gonna We're just
gonna celebrate the D Day fun.

Speaker 1 (07:43):
I was gonna say it's D Day. And again, this
isn't just about me. For every kind of like past
the whole emotional stage of it, this is also for you,
dear listener, if you're going through it, or have been
through it, or whatever I.

Speaker 3 (07:55):
Want to or want to, you can just maak out.

Speaker 8 (07:57):
If you just need a little empowerment, I can have yike.

Speaker 4 (08:03):
But no, we don't want that on camera to live forever.

Speaker 1 (08:06):
We want to just have a good We're just gonna
have fun.

Speaker 4 (08:09):
Els are not gonna yell at you.

Speaker 6 (08:10):
If you take vide you want to care, it'll be fun.
And the of course those seems to happen. The millort
shots will be flowing y.

Speaker 2 (08:17):
So if you're in Elgin Mount Prospect Schomberg a stone
throw of microphone brun Elgin, we want to see you.

Speaker 3 (08:28):
Have drinks with us thinking about vacation and Elgin.

Speaker 6 (08:31):
We got to get you to the Nate first, okay,
ate the Elgin second focus.

Speaker 4 (08:37):
Geez, So if you could turn my mic on, that
would be a cool one. Thanks.

Speaker 2 (08:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (08:46):
One of ten songs that Pearl Jam recorded the very
first week that Eddie Vedder joined the band.

Speaker 4 (08:55):
Oh wow, what a good kicking off.

Speaker 3 (08:58):
Steve Wrestler, is he local?

Speaker 4 (09:02):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (09:04):
He dresses up like in nineties, like he looks like
he was from the nineties and likes and that song plays,
but it's just in repeat of even Flow, so it's
like stub.

Speaker 1 (09:14):
It's fun we have And speaking of wrestling boys, what
are we doing? Sport favorite?

Speaker 2 (09:23):
Well? Oh, come on, well, good news, bad news, this rollercoaster, Michael,
bad news. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (09:31):
So the Cubs won yesterday. That's the good news. Okay,
but it matters four to one over the Blue Jays.
But our amazing catcher running down to first play first base,
twisted his ankle while stepping on the base, our biggest
nemesis this year's first base apparently, and he will be
out on the injured list again. This was his first

(09:54):
game back from the injured list. How de Yeah, that's fine. No,
that's fitting. It's very fitting. It's fine, It's all fine.

Speaker 2 (10:02):
Are you gonna be okay?

Speaker 6 (10:03):
I don't think I'm okay, man. This was a smart
sports going so just such a huge disappointment.

Speaker 2 (10:08):
I need you to get through September. That's what I
need from you. I'm trying all the wildcart racing n
O is real tight right now? Yeah, okay, it doesn't matter.
White Socks wrap up their series with the Tigers, losing
in a very tight pitcher's battle. Shane Smith of the
White Sox head five innings with five shrakeouts, but couldn't

(10:30):
outlast the Tigers as it did end up scoring one zero.

Speaker 1 (10:34):
Tigers have stamina, that's all they get.

Speaker 3 (10:37):
Their prey cubs are tough, tull It's time to hibernight.

Speaker 2 (10:42):
Yeah, let's shift over to football already. Ben Johnson had
a presser yesterday, thank God for football, and he said
everything that I said for last week, but he explains
it a little bit better. So I'll let you hear
from Ben here well.

Speaker 9 (11:00):
La week and really all through camp I've been pretty
consistent with the thought of reps.

Speaker 2 (11:06):
Reps.

Speaker 9 (11:06):
Reps are the most important thing to get get him
up to speed, and by the plan that we had
a week ago, we were able to get him probably
somewhere between eighty and one hundred more reps than we
would have been able to do had he played in
the game this week. It's a different schedule, a different
length of time in terms of in between games and

(11:26):
all that. And so our plan right now is the
guys that sat out last week they will be.

Speaker 2 (11:31):
Playing this week.

Speaker 3 (11:32):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (11:32):
So oh yeah, that makes sense to reiterate Satam in
the first week because apparently he's got his starters on
a pitch clock. It's just fine. I guess for camp
and practice they're playing this week. And as Michael found out.

Speaker 6 (11:46):
First thing I did when I found this news is
I was like, oh, okay, I'll go to the preseason
game and watch the boys play a little bit. And
tickets from what before it was announced to after jump
like fifty percent in yeah. And so even now I
checked this morning and the tickets are like forty dollars
more than they were last night. So people found out
that they can go see the starters play this weekend
and they just buying tickets.

Speaker 2 (12:05):
I mean, good to support the team. I still think
they should have did it this last week and should
be doing it this week still so that Caleb can
really get adjusted to this new offense.

Speaker 3 (12:16):
But that's just me. I'm not the coach. I agree
question for you, Marris.

Speaker 6 (12:19):
Yes, I saw online yesterday they said the Bears have
debuted their new blue end zones. I looked into it
a little bit. Yeah, is this a Ben Jonson thing
from when he was at the Tigers right right the Lions.

Speaker 2 (12:31):
So it is a tactic that when you wear your
all navies and the end zone is all Navy, you
might get a little camouflage there.

Speaker 3 (12:40):
Interesting. Okay, so yeah, seems clever end Zen's army.

Speaker 2 (12:45):
Then you're gonna get scored on a lot. Oh but yes,
So it be interesting to see how the first team
plays when we get our preseason game this weekend. Very
excited about that. More excited because we got six flags
give away coming up in five things next on rockman
Qui five. Now here's five or so things with Mayris.

(13:07):
Why does he always drop his bands during this part
of the show. I find it discomforting and I find
it comfortable.

Speaker 1 (13:15):
So that's always six to eight things, depending on if
you're counting the whole package. Is one thing, or separating
out the component.

Speaker 2 (13:21):
Okay, don't get all specific about it.

Speaker 4 (13:23):
Tay too late.

Speaker 2 (13:24):
Fin Bodyworks is coming back to college bookstores. They're opening
over six hundred kios and as many campuses, including the
sale of body creams, lotions, fragrance, miss Wallflower, diffusers, hand sanitizers,
lipt care soaps, and three wig candles. And somehow college

(13:44):
gentlemen will still find a way to smell terribly.

Speaker 6 (13:47):
If you like breathing cancer causing chemicals all the time.
I would walk by that place in the mall and
just be like, oh God, oh it's too much.

Speaker 2 (13:54):
It's intense.

Speaker 1 (13:55):
Weird that they would choose college campuses for their comeback.

Speaker 2 (13:59):
I mean, it's just like Ikia going into best Buy.
They got to find a spot.

Speaker 6 (14:02):
Somebody asked the money or wants to you know, obviously
they're paying the colleges for this.

Speaker 1 (14:07):
As long as they have their cucumber melon in the
raspberry sense, we're good to go.

Speaker 2 (14:11):
A hotel and Wuhan is offering a new service where
you can rent a puppy.

Speaker 3 (14:15):
No, I'm not going to Wuhan.

Speaker 1 (14:18):
Time, and then you get a virus from the puppy.

Speaker 2 (14:23):
That's how they get you for seventy dollars a night.
You can rent a Golden Retriever, a Husky, or a
West Highland Terrier. If you missed your little dogg goes
back home. Teams have been accused of stealing a train
in South Carolina. The two teams got bored, started three
engines for a joy ride awesome, drove them around the yard,

(14:44):
and it all went chaotically when they tried to return
the engines and crashed them into park railcars, causing derailments
all over the place. They're being charged with boat burglar, reach,
grand larceny, damn ding property, and harming railroad equipment.

Speaker 1 (15:03):
That sucks, okay, but also I don't think I would
be able to get on a train and know how
to even like operate it, so kind of.

Speaker 2 (15:10):
It's close to an inside job for that crash into things,
it would be awesome. Yeah. A woman is being charged
with shooting her phone. No one is quite sure why
she decided to shoot her phone, but they found the
phone and a bullet hole in a fence. The anger
or the neighbors say that she was angry about something,

(15:31):
arguing with a man next door, which okay, that tracks. Yeah,
The woman did say it was an accident, but refuses
to say why she took the gun out to shoot it.

Speaker 1 (15:42):
It was an accident to very specifically hit such a
small target.

Speaker 6 (15:47):
Could you imagine you save up all your money to
get a home, you move in, and your neighbors are miserable,
horrible humans, and you have to deal with it every day.
I bet there's people out there of this eight four
four fifty. I'd love to hear about your horrible neighbor.

Speaker 2 (15:59):
Actually, I don't you to call in for Six Flags
tickets so you could go to Six Flags Great America
and get qualified for season passes for twenty twenty six.
And this season pass is a gold pass. And when
I say gold pass, I mean you're gonna get to
ride all the rides, and not only six Flags Great America,
but all the six Flag properties. Along with Hurricane Harbor.

(16:21):
You're going to enjoy two hundred in ere, you can
enjoy two hundred and eighty coasters, nine hundred and seventy
water slides across forty different parks across the country. So
call in right now. Eight four four nine five five
ninety five fifty. That's eight four four nine five ninety
five fifty for your chance to get hooked up with
six flags Great America.

Speaker 1 (16:49):
It's time to york out your dork's out.

Speaker 2 (16:53):
This is the crossover I need in my life so bad.
Oh boy, Sony and Honda are teaming up to bring
us the FeelA.

Speaker 1 (17:02):
I feel a it's a new I feel a different
way about it now that I know you can't pronounce
it a F.

Speaker 2 (17:09):
E E l A. Yeah, yeah, it's a it's one
of the new EV cars. But here's the thing. They're
putting a.

Speaker 3 (17:17):
PlayStation in the car back.

Speaker 2 (17:19):
Wow.

Speaker 6 (17:20):
In the exhibit himp my ride, is there an espresso
machine in the back as well?

Speaker 1 (17:27):
I don't think, don't text and drive, but we will
put a PlayStation in the car.

Speaker 2 (17:30):
So as it is one of the new EV vehicles,
it does come with a lot of technology. It can remember, communicate,
protect and inspire, which I need that out of my car.
It's got an ultra wide dashboard for you know, navigation,
your your streaming services like iHeartRadio.

Speaker 8 (17:51):
Yeah, red lights is so different now, but it's it's
actually really cool because they're using video game software to
help with the GPS features with the car.

Speaker 2 (18:01):
So they're using Unreal Engine, which is a very powerful
engine to help with AR features augmented reality. And then
they're using technology from their Grand Tarismo game, the racing game,
to also assist with and blend virtual and real world
driving experiences.

Speaker 6 (18:19):
I'm telling you, in the future, nobody's gonna drive like
either you're gonna be in a car that drives itself
and have all these options to do stuff while you're driving,
or same thing.

Speaker 2 (18:29):
Yes, so it is not self driving from what I saw,
you cannot play PlayStation while the car is moving.

Speaker 6 (18:40):
Wait, so I couldn't drive while you're playing. No, maybe
not in the front seat. No, imagine you couldn't have.

Speaker 2 (18:45):
Been and off their screens in the backseat. That's a
different conversation. But yes, pre orders have already begun.

Speaker 5 (18:51):
Is here?

Speaker 2 (18:53):
Then I got it?

Speaker 3 (18:53):
What go sit out in my car to play PlayStation?
That seems stupid.

Speaker 2 (18:57):
Now the whole point is.

Speaker 3 (18:57):
That I get to play while I'm driving.

Speaker 1 (18:59):
Nope, and game Well, it's like also a tailgating thing.
I mean, imagine full up to.

Speaker 2 (19:05):
H I don't want a car, charcoal or a gas
anything near this car.

Speaker 3 (19:11):
About just sweaty people getting in and out playing games.

Speaker 2 (19:14):
See now, you're we're not sharing.

Speaker 4 (19:18):
The rolling hit me a picture?

Speaker 1 (19:22):
When are you using this?

Speaker 3 (19:23):
That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (19:24):
In between work when I'm not ready to go home break. Yeah,
like I need to decompress from meetings for a second.
I'm just going down to the garage to play some
PlayStation for a second.

Speaker 4 (19:35):
I'm gonna play a game on my phone and not
go all the way down to the.

Speaker 2 (19:39):
You know what's not immersive with a completely uh reality
that I can just immerse myself in whatever little game
is on my phone, it's not there I need to
dive in.

Speaker 4 (19:49):
Clearly, you've never gotten into Candy Crush like that, harm Bil, Yeah,
you don't know anything, man, I.

Speaker 2 (19:55):
They call themselves gamers.

Speaker 4 (19:57):
Wow, okay, gate keeping.

Speaker 2 (19:59):
Yeah, oh I'm oh out gate Keith, Yes you will.
I think Candy Crush.

Speaker 3 (20:03):
I like this technology, the chopping cars though.

Speaker 2 (20:05):
Yeah, I know. The cool part about this is what
the features from video games they're using for real life applications.
And that's what's got me most excited.

Speaker 3 (20:14):
Do they have the red shell?

Speaker 4 (20:17):
No, we want the blueshell?

Speaker 6 (20:18):
Wrong, syst Well, blue Shell's fine, but the red shell
was always the best. That's how I won many a
game and I know, but what about the Star.

Speaker 4 (20:31):
This is fun.

Speaker 3 (20:34):
As if you needed more to.

Speaker 6 (20:36):
Do in the next couple of months, right first going
on September nineteen, then twenty eight through the twenty first
at Douglas Park and those guys going to close out
the just one of the best rock festivals I've ever
been to.

Speaker 3 (20:46):
It's so much fun.

Speaker 4 (20:47):
I love RIOTID.

Speaker 3 (20:50):
It's like Warped Tour on acid.

Speaker 1 (20:52):
It's everything that I want from a fest, you know,
It's the kinds of people I want. There is. There
is a far sweet they got rides, they had a
butter John John Stains, I Got you and the Beach.

Speaker 2 (21:06):
Boys are playing a share and say John Stavens might
be here this year. They're trying to lure him in
weird Hell yeah.

Speaker 1 (21:13):
They're also the email and punk kids. Those are the
people you want to hang out with.

Speaker 3 (21:18):
Rock ninety five to five Chicago's Rock station.

Speaker 2 (21:21):
What do we got the man with the world's largest
documented penis, all right, has broken his shoulder. Do they
give us size fourteen point four inches fully engorged? That's it,
Matt Barr. I mean that's ten plus on me. But
forty one year old from.

Speaker 6 (21:39):
London, Jesus Michael, it seems like it should be bigger, right,
It's like one of those fish stories.

Speaker 3 (21:45):
It's huge.

Speaker 2 (21:50):
So he goes in to describe how he broke his shoulder,
and he said, one of the issues with being so
large is not exactly easy to see my feet.

Speaker 1 (22:02):
What wait, it's in between your feet.

Speaker 4 (22:05):
That shouldn't be an issue.

Speaker 2 (22:06):
Cans. He was rushing to get ready for work and
didn't see the excess shower jail in the tub, slipped
on the jel, slipped out of the shower and fell
on his shoulder, fracturing it in two places.

Speaker 1 (22:21):
This seems like it had nothing to do with his
dong and he just had an embarrassing moment and to
throw them there by the way.

Speaker 3 (22:28):
Yeah, it's huge.

Speaker 4 (22:29):
It's huge. Like, I know, this is embarrassing, but it's fine.
I'm allowed to embarrass. It is like a giant wiener.

Speaker 3 (22:34):
Yeah, well that was that guy too.

Speaker 2 (22:35):
He made the news last year because I think that's
when the record or something happened and he was in
the news. So it's like one of those things where
I feel like he's just gonna find ways once a
year to get back into the news.

Speaker 6 (22:48):
Fourteen inches, saws all I'm doing with my hands, there's twelve.

Speaker 2 (22:56):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (22:57):
I mean, I think that's rough for a lady. Right,
what are you going to do?

Speaker 4 (23:01):
Cause you got three rings? What you do?

Speaker 2 (23:03):
Additional story Because of the size, while he's aroused, he
often gets lightheaded, so he has issues with relationships. And
then one time, I'm rolling my eyes, he swung his
hips so quickly he ended up giving his partner a concussion.

Speaker 6 (23:22):
This is now I thought he was gonna say he
took a kid out of it feels like why kill Yeah,
Like he swung around and was like surprised and bow,
I mean, what else is waste level?

Speaker 1 (23:33):
Oh no, let's just not bring children into breaks.

Speaker 4 (23:38):
No, you know what this reminds me of.

Speaker 1 (23:39):
You ever see those like tiktoks or reels whatever you
tickles your fancy and it's like some guy and he's like, oh,
just remembered, women get periods. I'm six to two, by
the way. Yeah, I think this feels like like, oh man,
I slipped in the shower.

Speaker 4 (23:55):
Dogs huge, by the way, fourteen inches.

Speaker 2 (23:57):
You can't see my feet? Could you google Matt Bar?

Speaker 1 (23:59):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (24:00):
Hang on, give it a Matt Bar yeah, Matt bar brr.

Speaker 6 (24:05):
Okay, let's we have a guest in the studio today.
I love the way she just slid over by Maria's computer.

Speaker 1 (24:10):
This is an actor. I think I need to google Matt.
Oh he's it is the actor.

Speaker 2 (24:14):
No, it's not the actor.

Speaker 4 (24:15):
I'm going to google Matt bar penis and.

Speaker 2 (24:17):
Hopefully not guess the next person.

Speaker 4 (24:19):
He looks different.

Speaker 3 (24:22):
Oh, photos, here we go. We're biggest penis book dot com.

Speaker 4 (24:25):
Let's see.

Speaker 6 (24:27):
Oh my god, did you actually look for it? Well,
it's covered up, but it's like in his underwear.

Speaker 2 (24:34):
To look for the guy.

Speaker 1 (24:35):
Oh, it's really curvy, half man, half horror.

Speaker 3 (24:38):
His shirt says, well, this is what happens now I
see it.

Speaker 1 (24:42):
Access to Google, Well, scary, so corporate shills. This didn't happen.
No one googled anything, and we didn't talk about it
on air.

Speaker 2 (24:51):
I'm nervous and anybody can make up an excuse for
falling out of a shower these days, no matter if
it's big or small.

Speaker 1 (24:58):
Unfortunately I fell on the because of my incredibly tight
wet vagina. It just got in the way. I couldn't
see the shower gel on the floor. Obviously, the difference
is the beard.

Speaker 4 (25:14):
But it's crazy.

Speaker 1 (25:14):
The drummer for Nirvana looks exactly like the front man
for Food Fighters.

Speaker 2 (25:19):
I was I thought that too. It's like I thought
I was the only one. Michael, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (25:23):
What you guys are talking about.

Speaker 1 (25:24):
Okay, that's fine, it's morning match. But on Rock ninety
five to five, Mikey.

Speaker 3 (25:27):
Time for some rock news. Let's do it.

Speaker 1 (25:29):
I love rocks.

Speaker 6 (25:30):
I'm speaking of rock. Remember every time you text message
es today, your name goes in the hat to win
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Cold dearest six three oh. I don't like you.

Speaker 3 (25:58):
Check this out. This is crazy so well.

Speaker 6 (26:00):
In twenty thirteen, three days Grace guitarist Barry Stock was
playing a festival on the north side of Detroit when
halfway through the show he started getting harder, like this
is bad heartburn, worse and worse.

Speaker 3 (26:11):
Does the show go on?

Speaker 6 (26:13):
When it kicked in the drummer was going into like
a seven minute drum solo. He stepped off stage and
was just kind of like, man, what is going on?
Said when he went back out, they had five songs left.
He's just counting them down and it's getting worse and worse.
By the end of the show. The other band members
were like, dude, you need to go to the hospital. Yeah,
He's like, I went to the hospital. I walked in,
sat in the waiting room, went back. They did a
little test on me, and suddenly doctors were running down

(26:34):
the hallways towards his room. He was having a full
blown heart attack. Crazy over the process of hours. Yeah,
interestingly enough, I didn't I thought heart attacks were more
like fast than that.

Speaker 3 (26:45):
But they can be drawn out.

Speaker 6 (26:46):
I guess, yeah, he says, as for what he can
recall from that exped unexpected hospital visit, they brought me
and they did an EKG, took off my shirt, did
all the things, and then as soon as that guy
walked out, two seconds later, the curtains flew open and
there's doctors everywhere and I'm flying down the hallway. So
I was kind of like, I guess I'm having a
heart attack. And they're like, yeah, you're definitely having a

(27:06):
heart attack, but we got you. Wow, crazy, crazy, kind
of wow be on stage and having an artist show.

Speaker 3 (27:13):
I know that.

Speaker 6 (27:14):
What a badass. And this is kind of interesting. Gene Simmons,
Paul Stanley, as Freely, and Peter Chris have been inducted
into the Kennedy Center Honors Maria the Kennedy Centers in DC.

Speaker 1 (27:24):
Yep, what is it? It's do they honor anyone that
has greatly contributed to like entertainment?

Speaker 3 (27:32):
But is it? Is it a museum?

Speaker 1 (27:34):
No, it's like a ceremony. Oh the Kennedy Center itself.
It's a performing arts venue.

Speaker 3 (27:39):
Oh so it's a venue. Oh cool, that's kind of fun.

Speaker 4 (27:41):
Yeah, like theater Broadway style type of stuff.

Speaker 6 (27:44):
They ran into Jene Simmons yesterday and he told TMZ
kisses the embodiment of the American dream. We are deeply
honored to receive the Kennedy Center honor.

Speaker 4 (27:52):
That's interesting.

Speaker 2 (27:53):
Rock News so humble over there.

Speaker 6 (27:55):
Everything you need to know pup now at rock nine
five five, what dot com?

Speaker 1 (28:00):
But also microwaving rocks could help mining operations pull CO
two out of the air. We're gonna do Rock news.
We should do all the rock news.

Speaker 3 (28:07):
Do you should microwave that with your tinfoil?

Speaker 1 (28:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (28:10):
Wrote actually take your rocks and put it in tenfoil.
That's your rock news right here on rock.

Speaker 2 (28:14):
Don't listen to Michael. Please, don't listen to Michael. Don't
take that. Actually, that'd be bad.

Speaker 1 (28:19):
One more time. That website is rock on five five.

Speaker 3 (28:24):
Now here's a bit only blog there.

Speaker 2 (28:27):
It's time. Actually, we've been waiting for this one for
about as long as the summer has been. Offspring over
at Tinley Park at the Credit Union one Amphitheater, we
want you to be there. Be called ten eight four
four ninety five fifty so you can be a part
of the Supercharged world wide tour with New Found Glory

(28:48):
and Jimmy Eat World. My teenage years are calling. I
know right, It's just we had the nostalgia last week
Lincoln Park on Monday, and now this on Saturday Day.

Speaker 3 (29:02):
I forget already Modest Mouse on Saturday as well.

Speaker 2 (29:06):
Yeah, Worth assaulttion. Yeah. I do want to have a
meeting with Live Nation and just go hey, let's do it.
Let's put some space in between. I want to breathe
a little bit. You're about to give me twenty seven
rock shows in August, and I want to go to
every single man, but like, let's just put a little
space in between.

Speaker 4 (29:25):
We're dead.

Speaker 2 (29:26):
Yeah, it's like you saw me crawling in here on Tuesday. Yeah,
and then Monday is probably going to be a slow
day too.

Speaker 4 (29:34):
Oh, they'll be honest. I like seepee boy Mary.

Speaker 3 (29:36):
No, we don't I do to buddy. You're just a
little loosey goosey.

Speaker 4 (29:40):
You're a little sassy or too.

Speaker 6 (29:41):
I like it short, a little shorter on the yea patient, see,
which makes it fun.

Speaker 2 (29:46):
Why would I be short on patience?

Speaker 6 (29:48):
I don't know, I don't know. You know what you
should try along the ice cold beer?

Speaker 2 (29:53):
You know what. I'm going to go to the phone lines.
Here are we speaking with? WHOA Matt? Are you okay? Yeah,
I'm good. We caught you mid coffin. I'm so sorry smoking.

Speaker 4 (30:06):
Yeah, waken bake, let's go.

Speaker 2 (30:09):
Yeah, but Matt, you are collar ten. You're going to
see the aspr Yes, sounds like Matt's at work and
he can't be excited about anything right now? Okay, good, okay, cool?

(30:29):
Are you most excited about Offspring, Jimmy Eat World or
newfound Glory offspring. There ye go. But it's nice, well done,
all right, So you can too be like Matt. Get
your tickets at ticketmaster dot com and you can join
us for all the chaotic concert season that is August
and we're only halfway through the month, but Matt, you

(30:50):
are all set. Thank you for listening and being a
loyal listener. We appreciate you so much.

Speaker 4 (30:54):
Would you say we're halfway there?

Speaker 2 (30:56):
We are halfway there, waiting.

Speaker 6 (31:00):
No, no, he's gonna need more than one long neck
ice cold beer.

Speaker 4 (31:06):
I've never heard this song before. Yeah, yeah, turn this up.
I'm rock ninety five five O one.

Speaker 1 (31:11):
It's a new artist.

Speaker 2 (31:13):
His name is Bond and this is why my blood
pressure is.

Speaker 1 (31:16):
I think he's gonna be really big someday, so like,
really tune into this one.

Speaker 2 (31:24):
It is the morning mash been in that lovely game
we play. Fun to the head is right around the corner.
Before we get there, shine down Techends. We gotta are
you parted parts? What's wrong with you?

Speaker 1 (31:36):
I think I'm a little thirsty. It's rock ninety five
five thirsty, that's why.

Speaker 3 (31:41):
But we're not cutting up bar yet.

Speaker 7 (31:43):
The best way to join Thirstday corrections five.

Speaker 1 (31:49):
I think what you.

Speaker 3 (31:52):
Barner to drink gurgled all over my face Thursday.

Speaker 4 (31:58):
I don't.

Speaker 1 (32:00):
I don't like that. Yeah, okay, now I'm dried up.
Microphone Brewing, that's okay. You don't have to, don't feel obligated.
We will be drinking out at Microphone Brewing for our

(32:21):
thirst to day live. That's next week. It will be
d Day. We're gonna go hard for that one. Do
we tell them the prize, the big prize that we have, No,
not yet.

Speaker 4 (32:31):
It's so good, it's so good.

Speaker 2 (32:33):
I think we'll have it all together by Monday. Fingers crossed.

Speaker 4 (32:36):
All right, we'll see.

Speaker 1 (32:37):
You know, we can't tell that.

Speaker 4 (32:42):
The way he just.

Speaker 2 (32:43):
Gives you know what a tyronic. There are moments where
I just wonder.

Speaker 1 (32:50):
But what we do have here is a special guest
from my previous thirsty day days, my drinking days.

Speaker 10 (32:57):
Her name is Alex catzgall Welcome, Welcome, Hi, Hi, and
me and Alex have had many many a less than
sober evening together.

Speaker 1 (33:10):
Maria that yeah, yeah, you got you got a story
that comes to mind.

Speaker 3 (33:15):
You should swallow it down like a jagged little pill.

Speaker 5 (33:17):
Oh my god, there are so many that I can
choose from.

Speaker 4 (33:21):
Okay, choose one and do it quickly. We're on there.

Speaker 3 (33:24):
I have one hand in my pocket over here.

Speaker 1 (33:26):
And I'm I'm going to kill him.

Speaker 2 (33:29):
I think.

Speaker 5 (33:29):
The first one that comes to mind is when we
went out in Annapolis one time after you had a
pretty bad breakup. Oh yeah, he sucked, Yeah, he sucked.

Speaker 2 (33:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (33:40):
This is a suburb of DC.

Speaker 1 (33:42):
No, it's its own place, the capital of Maryland. It's
also where the Naval Academy.

Speaker 5 (33:47):
Is drinking town with the sailing problem.

Speaker 1 (33:53):
And what it was was a safe place for us
to like go hang out because like thosemanshipman can't do anything.
They'll get in so much trouble and get downe to
the military. So it's like, hey, who's going to be
a lot of fun. He's also going to be attractive,
and who also really can't do too much to us.

Speaker 5 (34:09):
So what happened We went out day drinking and at
one point we were wandering through the streets and started
singing what was it now?

Speaker 1 (34:23):
That would be Little John's classic anthem get low. Because
at the time that whole year we went through a
phase of what was a equivalent to like a like
call and response kind of deal. And so if we
care to demonstrate, I would like, I seem, oh, let's
go here we go okay, Well we would start the

(34:46):
refrain though, but it's okay, I'm because obviously this would
be going down in pussers or a fed house or
wherever we were at the time, and I'd be like,
to the window, to the window, the all, to the wall, to.

Speaker 4 (35:02):
The sweat drops down my testicles.

Speaker 11 (35:04):
Wowee volume ladies, crassical wow okay, but like literally upon sight,
we would just start doing it to each other and
then we'd.

Speaker 4 (35:15):
Get drunk and go out and do it. And it
was so I was a ruckus.

Speaker 2 (35:19):
If we could fairly say, you've seen to Margarita Maria
several times over.

Speaker 12 (35:24):
More oh yes, way more five Margarita Marie twenty one
and I was drinking like a twenty one year.

Speaker 6 (35:30):
You're gonna say, twenty one Margarita.

Speaker 4 (35:34):
You shouldn't die a lot.

Speaker 1 (35:36):
I think I probably maxed up at eight days, maybe
like three and a half. But well, we'd start at
the house and then we'd go like, have a couple drinks.

Speaker 5 (35:45):
Now the game you know it was expensive learn yeah,
I know, drink Oh my god, so.

Speaker 4 (36:00):
A lot of learning.

Speaker 2 (36:02):
No, it's time for Fun to the Head. Eight four
four nine five ninety five fifty. You're gonna get tickets
to see Shine Down Nice Bush Morgan Wade All at
the All State Arena on August sixteenth.

Speaker 4 (36:21):
You can get tickets to see Bush.

Speaker 3 (36:24):
You can do that locally at a club too, the
Bussy Woods.

Speaker 2 (36:28):
This is a different kind of Bush. This one's got
a Gavin Rossdale.

Speaker 4 (36:33):
Oh hell yeah, so is it a babysitter.

Speaker 2 (36:40):
So if you want to play Fun at the Head,
this is the trivia game where you answer the questions.
Take one of us hostage. We can provide you a safe,
but we're getting shot with nerve darts, which is why
we are here. So be college ten at eight four
four five ninety five fifty.

Speaker 1 (36:55):
Parris messed up.

Speaker 3 (36:55):
Par's messed up.

Speaker 4 (36:57):
Mary's messed up.

Speaker 3 (36:58):
A rare occurrence.

Speaker 2 (37:00):
You know, you can't all be godly and imperfect, so
sometimes I have to show that I do do have.

Speaker 1 (37:08):
Imperfect I think there an you butt in perfect.

Speaker 4 (37:11):
He messed up again.

Speaker 3 (37:12):
Again, right around what'd you do?

Speaker 2 (37:17):
You know there's buttons you got to hit to make
this show go, and happened to hit an incorrect button.

Speaker 6 (37:22):
Did you hit the cancel buttons out of the save button?
I've done that before.

Speaker 2 (37:27):
That sucks. So we'll give you the cliff notes of
fun today. Ahead, Sony won. He's taking his lovely.

Speaker 4 (37:36):
Wife.

Speaker 6 (37:37):
I got something from Yeah, yeah, you.

Speaker 1 (37:41):
Know, I'll have Yeah, and Alex if you want to
your head yeah.

Speaker 2 (37:47):
So hard, so hard? Whoa Alex is going for headshots?
Oh yeah, that's all I said. Bar she doesn't hold back.
I'm only friends with savages.

Speaker 3 (38:00):
I can barely read, but yeah, soundly one.

Speaker 2 (38:04):
He's going to shine down and he's taking his lovely wife.

Speaker 1 (38:07):
Casts and you don't get to a relations because Mara
is messed up and didn't record the break.

Speaker 3 (38:13):
You know it recorded after we didn't save.

Speaker 6 (38:16):
You should go and grab yourself a long neck, ice cold.

Speaker 3 (38:20):
All right, throw mullet time.

Speaker 2 (38:22):
Okay, So in replacement, we're going to talk about rock
paper scissors A four four ninety five point fifty. What's
your first choice? Paper?

Speaker 6 (38:35):
What?

Speaker 1 (38:35):
Rock?

Speaker 2 (38:36):
Paper or scissors? I'm going paper?

Speaker 1 (38:38):
Oh really? Oh I go rock, of which I guess
you win? Yeah, what do you do? I'm a scissor.
I just kind of throw it in thes I throw
it in the wind. And just pick whatever. Really yeah,
I just I don't care. I don't have a first move.
I use your first move to work that against you.

Speaker 2 (38:59):
Rock paper scissor shoot rock, paper scissors, shoot rock.

Speaker 3 (39:05):
I was trying to play by play that so sart.

Speaker 1 (39:07):
Each other at the for the first one, and then
for the second one. He chose rock and I chose paper. Yeah,
so so that that's the thrilling content on the morning
mosh bit on Rock and ninety five.

Speaker 3 (39:17):
I would actually have Hey, okay, the calling Okay, so we're.

Speaker 2 (39:22):
Calling people out today, that's what we're doing. That's what
we're doing.

Speaker 3 (39:25):
No, you sure?

Speaker 4 (39:28):
I kind of want to all.

Speaker 2 (39:29):
Twins over here. I can't remember a lick of an
ounce of anything that I say.

Speaker 3 (39:34):
The only way we said Tom say things.

Speaker 2 (39:37):
More interestingly, we've been talking about Billy Corgan performing with
an orchestra for eight months.

Speaker 1 (39:43):
I know, really, yeah, that's so funny. I know you've
mentioned smashing Pumpkins. Today was the first day the orchestra
park clicked, so we should talk about that.

Speaker 2 (39:57):
It just it's just shocked me. And then Michael the
list goes on side.

Speaker 1 (40:01):
Just I guess, so I get distracted by doing my
job correctly over here and not messing things up.

Speaker 4 (40:07):
So I know, I know that you've never messed up.

Speaker 1 (40:10):
Never in my life. I know that you can't relate
to that. But it's okay, buddy, Okay, one day you'll
get there. Maybe a few more years of experience in radio.

Speaker 2 (40:19):
Well you are you at.

Speaker 6 (40:20):
Ten eighteen twenty two.

Speaker 2 (40:25):
We got fifty years of experience on this show, and
we sound like this.

Speaker 3 (40:30):
Yeah, we should go to the doctor and the words
of our mouths. This is a dumb show.

Speaker 1 (40:37):
You did fart into the microphone earlier. I don't know
what you're talking about. The fling from your butt, don't.

Speaker 6 (40:47):
The Rise of the Roach tour hit Chicago and Tinley
Park on September twenty seventh. We are Rock ninety five five,
Chicago's rock station. The morning mah Pit is on.

Speaker 4 (40:56):
Well, that's exciting, that's happy.

Speaker 1 (40:58):
Yeah, let's keep that exciting, happy energy.

Speaker 2 (41:01):
The taells are so tough.

Speaker 1 (41:02):
We're gonna, we're gonna, We're gonna here.

Speaker 3 (41:05):
Some of the.

Speaker 1 (41:06):
Headlines, well, the news today, Predictably, they're terrible, but don't worry.
The corporate chills told me to just put a positive
spin on them and then gave me no further instructions offered,
no help or extra money.

Speaker 4 (41:18):
So hello, malicious compliance.

Speaker 1 (41:20):
This is bad news, bears, rip current warning after seventy
seven year old drowns.

Speaker 2 (41:30):
That's tough.

Speaker 4 (41:31):
Don't love the afterpart?

Speaker 1 (41:32):
Maybe worn than before. Mom gets no jail time in
Sentinel poisoning death.

Speaker 2 (41:41):
It sounds like she poisoned her kids and they didn't
want to say it. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (41:45):
Man faces forty plus charges for dead abused dogs.

Speaker 3 (41:49):
Good ah Man.

Speaker 1 (41:52):
Good family pleads for help finding mother and baby. All right, yeah,
we don't know that they're dead.

Speaker 2 (42:02):
Sound.

Speaker 3 (42:02):
I guess there's a positive light at the end of
that one.

Speaker 6 (42:05):
Got anything else, Casey Anthony, No, all of this.

Speaker 1 (42:11):
It is just bad news.

Speaker 2 (42:12):
Bears.

Speaker 1 (42:13):
Michael, are you calling me hot straight to jail? Are
you saying I have a hot body and no other concerns?

Speaker 2 (42:26):
Oh? We went there.

Speaker 1 (42:27):
Yeah, well there is bad news here.

Speaker 2 (42:30):
Ninety five minutes. Commercial Free is next on.

Speaker 3 (42:32):
RockNet, but text time coming up in minutes. You're shot
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Speaker 6 (42:36):
All you have to do is text us, your name
goes in the hat and we'll pick a winner here
and a few on Rock ninety five five, Chicago's rock station.

Speaker 1 (42:43):
What do we got texting that happens on a phone,
and phone has a version of technology you often equipped
at the AI that will inevitably be used against us
in a.

Speaker 12 (42:54):
Human advices robot wall from the front of the inevitable human.

Speaker 2 (42:58):
A robot war.

Speaker 1 (43:00):
A psychiatrist says that they've been seeing a wave of
AI induced psychosis, So people getting sent into psychosis because
essentially AI's of feedback generator, so it's going to tell
you what you want to hear, not necessarily what's real.

Speaker 4 (43:17):
So but you know, they're trusting.

Speaker 1 (43:19):
It, so their brain is sort of just taking whatever
they say as truth, and then it's making them believe
in entire separate reality and then they just sort of
snap and you know, have to deal with psychosis.

Speaker 2 (43:30):
Wow, thanks AI.

Speaker 1 (43:33):
They say that like AI might not be like directly
causing it.

Speaker 4 (43:37):
You know, you can't.

Speaker 1 (43:37):
You can't just have psychosis if you don't have the
genetic predisposition to it.

Speaker 3 (43:41):
You're the one believing it.

Speaker 1 (43:42):
But it can trigger it, and it's triggering it in
more and more people, and they're just seeing all the
like people that would not normally be snapped all the
way to psychosis. Maybe they just have their own genetic
issues or have their own mental health issues before are
just getting pushed to that point.

Speaker 6 (43:56):
I found that it helped me. So I don't know, man,
I hear these stories. I hear that it's going to
make your brain motion and all this stuff, But this
has helped me immensely. It makes me more efficient at work.
It helped my mental health because that's going through the divorce.

Speaker 2 (44:07):
There's levels to this, right, you can't rely on it
single handedly. You still have to go out and touch grass, exercity. Yeah,
I do all the things that you should be doing. Yeah,
So like this is this is a guide, It's like
an outline, but it's not finality. And I think that's
where people are getting lost, and that's where I just
stay away from it.

Speaker 1 (44:27):
They're kind of treating it almost like a not a
deity and not like worshiping it, but infallible. They're treating
it as if it can never be wrong, and that
it's telling them what is correct.

Speaker 6 (44:35):
And google what happened in the Cubs game yesterday and
see what it says. That'll give you the score from
four weeks ago.

Speaker 2 (44:40):
Sammy run.

Speaker 3 (44:46):
Yeah, it's a tool, right, are you well?

Speaker 4 (44:49):
I'm all right, but really, that's how they catch you.

Speaker 1 (44:54):
They have you believing in alternate realities and when you
try to snap into your own reality again, it's very
boring even want to be in this reality.

Speaker 4 (45:01):
And then you don't even care.

Speaker 1 (45:02):
Let the robots take over, and then they win the
Inevitable human versus This.

Speaker 6 (45:07):
One's news from the front of the Inevitable Human Robot War.

Speaker 2 (45:14):
Green Day with Dilemma on Rock ninety five five. We
are commercial free for ninety five minutes. And if you
don't know why, that's why you're here. You're one of us.
But also we'd want those walkie talk backs, hit the
iHeartRadio app, hit the little red microphone button and send
us some message.

Speaker 4 (45:33):
Yeah, you know all about hitting buttons right in.

Speaker 2 (45:35):
Hers mm hmm. Doing a great job today. Yeah, it's
my very lovely cohorts here on the morning mosh pit.
You guys are great.

Speaker 4 (45:43):
Yeah. Thanks.

Speaker 1 (45:44):
I would like to be a solo hort whenever I
can be a cohort.

Speaker 2 (45:49):
You even say that.

Speaker 4 (45:50):
Again, a solo hort.

Speaker 2 (45:52):
Okay, yep, thank you for emphasizing the t that time.

Speaker 4 (45:58):
The picture painting.

Speaker 1 (46:00):
We are at Lockness, home of the Lockness Monster. We're
camping on the shores and we see something moving in
the water. We think perhaps it is Nassy herself, but no,
it is a Domino's submarine delivery sub Awesome. Yeah, that's
a new thing that's happening. Sex Let I was about

(46:22):
to die and how many eats? Fantastic.

Speaker 4 (46:24):
It's like a high speed submarine.

Speaker 1 (46:26):
You can travel up to forty five miles power under
the water, which is very very fast. It doesn't sound
that fast on bad Lambs right standards, but it is.
It can also launch itself out of the water to
a height around fifteen feet.

Speaker 12 (46:39):
So dolphin, yeah, do is stepping up their game? Why
stuffed crust? Who are we delivering a pizza too underwater?
The little mermaid Nassy?

Speaker 2 (46:50):
Come on?

Speaker 1 (46:51):
What Nassi doesn't even have thumbs, She can't order from Dominoes.

Speaker 2 (46:56):
Has a mouth to eat and probably enjoys pizzas.

Speaker 4 (47:00):
Could she order it?

Speaker 2 (47:00):
Somebody's out there looking out you acting like somebody on
the shore is and like, hey, Nasie, what you want today?
Dominost twists.

Speaker 6 (47:09):
Dominos has Pizza's, chicken loaded tots, oven baked sandwiches. I mean,
come on, you can get any deserts wait to give
them a free add No, No, I'm just saying I
get what is going for here exactly.

Speaker 1 (47:19):
It's just it's a lot. It's a lot in dominoes.
I don't know how much your CEO makes, but I
can't imagine it's a little. Maybe don't put them in
the submarine, Okay.

Speaker 2 (47:32):
You actually, I do want to see this up in
which controller they chose to use to guide it through
the lockness.

Speaker 1 (47:40):
They actually just turned to switch to into their control panel.

Speaker 3 (47:44):
Hopefully it's not the group that took that one submarine down.

Speaker 4 (47:47):
Oh boy, yeah, yeah, that was the Chuck.

Speaker 2 (47:52):
Open auditions for new Cohorts pizza scope.

Speaker 3 (48:00):
It's a scope. I like that.

Speaker 1 (48:02):
Oh my god. I think that's our first bell today.

Speaker 6 (48:05):
Probably wow wee. He tried to hit it a couple
of times, but he missed.

Speaker 1 (48:08):
He's not great with buttons. Me and Michael, on the
other hand, phenomenal of pushing your buttons.

Speaker 2 (48:14):
If you want to text us Michael, how did they
reach out?

Speaker 6 (48:17):
Hey four four ninety five fifty I said eight four
four nine five.

Speaker 1 (48:25):
Nine inch nails coming to United Center August nineteenth and twentieth.
I will see you there, Maris Michael oh Man.

Speaker 2 (48:36):
What these audishes are going to be great.

Speaker 4 (48:38):
Who who's talking? What's happening?

Speaker 3 (48:41):
It's TEXTOK?

Speaker 1 (48:42):
Where am I? What year is it paid?

Speaker 12 (48:44):
Four?

Speaker 6 (48:44):
Four?

Speaker 2 (48:45):
Don't don't play the Alzheimer's card. You're too young for that.

Speaker 1 (48:50):
No, it's just what I'm done.

Speaker 3 (48:52):
You text us anytime all throughout the show, all throughout
the day.

Speaker 6 (48:56):
Let's go to the text here eight five from the
eight five to seven to say thank you to Maria
for scaring somebody unintentionally.

Speaker 2 (49:02):
Last night.

Speaker 6 (49:02):
I was watching your guys, this new Loopers podcast episode
on YouTube in front in my front hall. Right when
Maria screams love at the end, someone was walking by
and jumped. I laughed really hard. Hell yeah, you could
see a Loopers podcast on YouTube. You could listen to
it anywhere you get podcasts. It's very fun.

Speaker 4 (49:19):
About to record another one.

Speaker 1 (49:20):
It'll be posted on the iHeartRadio app today and that
YouTube at some point.

Speaker 6 (49:25):
Today's mate from two to one. It's like Anthraxa's I'm
the man. Maris beeped up what.

Speaker 4 (49:34):
I don't know because they don't.

Speaker 3 (49:36):
Probably because because he messed up the thing.

Speaker 1 (49:38):
Yeah, but you did mess you did mess up today.

Speaker 4 (49:40):
I don't know if you know.

Speaker 2 (49:42):
I'm the only one that messed up today to make
sure I'm actually perfect.

Speaker 3 (49:47):
From the six to one three.

Speaker 6 (49:48):
Not sure about you, Michael, but I don't trust self
driving cars at all. My I said that people won't
drive in the future. Everything will be self driving. If
I'm traveling, I'm using digital conveyor from Galaxy Quest. Before
a self driving car. All I know is map quest,
where you have the paper back in the day, Oh.

Speaker 3 (50:08):
Yeah, where'd the paper go?

Speaker 2 (50:09):
And strangely, probably less accidents from being less distracted.

Speaker 4 (50:12):
But also imagine pre map quest.

Speaker 1 (50:14):
Could you imagine just sitting down and like writing a
map and like tracing where you're going through Chicago?

Speaker 2 (50:20):
Remember the streets?

Speaker 3 (50:21):
Yeah? No, thank you crazy. Yeah, that's what we have
chat GPT for.

Speaker 6 (50:24):
From the seven oh a, Maris, be honest, how many
times a month you rage quit because of teenagers?

Speaker 2 (50:30):
I don't rage quit often because I feel like I
have to learn my lesson teenagers. When you're playing video
games online, Michael, sometimes you're not playing somebody that's your
on age. You're playing a young whipper snapper that should
probably be doing something else outside of making me look
real dumb on said video game. But I try to

(50:51):
learn from those beatens.

Speaker 3 (50:52):
I am impressed with your patients.

Speaker 2 (50:53):
We're a lot sometimes from who the two of you, no, no, no,
never from the c we Oh you are included, ma'am No,
ma'am no.

Speaker 6 (51:04):
My mommy thinks I'm perfect one these ones coming in
the six o'clock hour today. From the seven o eight,
I'm sure it is well beyond the statute of limitations.
I allegedly hot wired a steamroller and had a blast
for a few hours.

Speaker 1 (51:17):
I don't think that you get to say you allegedly.

Speaker 3 (51:20):
Because the someone stole a train, which is wild. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (51:25):
From the eight four to seven, we were talking about
the where we're going for first day live.

Speaker 4 (51:29):
Yeah, microphone brewinghe brewing.

Speaker 6 (51:31):
As I was looking up on a map, there's a
little forest area around there.

Speaker 3 (51:34):
B U S. S. E. Woods is what they call it.

Speaker 2 (51:37):
Bussy wood.

Speaker 3 (51:38):
Now we had to get explanation.

Speaker 6 (51:40):
It's not bus woods or bussy woods, it is bussy woods.

Speaker 2 (51:45):
I don't think that made it better.

Speaker 4 (51:46):
I'm gonna call it bussy woods.

Speaker 3 (51:48):
Yeah, I think so too.

Speaker 6 (51:49):
I may go to Microphone Brewing a little drunk and
go travel around in bussy woods a little bit, you know.

Speaker 7 (51:56):
That.

Speaker 4 (51:57):
Boy, that's oh no, Oh my god, a lot of
wouldn't it.

Speaker 8 (52:07):
A boy?

Speaker 3 (52:08):
Is the show almost over?

Speaker 2 (52:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (52:10):
God willing, I don't think we can hang on much longer.

Speaker 2 (52:13):
Give them the numbers so we can get out of this.

Speaker 3 (52:15):
Oh wait, wait, we gotta get a winner.

Speaker 6 (52:17):
Oh yeah, let's do it for somebody out in Bussy Woods.
Uh from the eight four seven You are the winner.

Speaker 2 (52:25):
Well we'll call them there you go, okay, thank you.

Speaker 3 (52:28):
We'll have they win Volbeat tickets.

Speaker 2 (52:31):
Yeah, they do, and we're gonna get to those walky
talk bags next. Here on Rock ninety five to five.

Speaker 6 (52:39):
Rock ninety five five, Chicago's rock station. What the hell
is up with you? We are in here hanging out,
no chilling like villains.

Speaker 1 (52:47):
You can't get mad. You didn't say anything or anyone
who's went ready?

Speaker 4 (52:52):
And then he hit the button.

Speaker 1 (52:53):
You didn't say, who's introing?

Speaker 3 (52:55):
Oh it's a long December.

Speaker 4 (52:56):
Here we go, and there's a reason to believe this is.

Speaker 2 (52:59):
One of those moments where we do this. We have
done this so many times, and I go, hey, guys,
we're at to end this show and getting these talkbacks ready.
We're getting ready to go. And Maria, since the start
of time on this show. You close, you come out
of it.

Speaker 4 (53:17):
This is news to me.

Speaker 3 (53:19):
How I didn't know that either.

Speaker 4 (53:21):
Okay, cool?

Speaker 1 (53:21):
Yeah, no, because usually when you say ready and then
you don't say Maria start or Michael start, then you're
the one that's going to start.

Speaker 3 (53:28):
And we just got a blank stare from you.

Speaker 2 (53:30):
Mars. No, you you have closed.

Speaker 4 (53:33):
If we go, please stop screaming up.

Speaker 2 (53:35):
I will scream as loud as I need to. But
the only thing saving us right.

Speaker 1 (53:41):
Now, Mars maris the tone. Honestly, I think your's to relax.
We're gonna be You should have a long neck, ice cold.

Speaker 2 (53:51):
You know what we're gonna do. We're gonna get to
these walky talkbacks heart on the iHeartRadio app that we
love so much. Make us your number one pre set.

Speaker 4 (54:01):
And dimond rings and football team.

Speaker 2 (54:03):
You can leave us a message and audio message at
that when you hit the red microphone button.

Speaker 4 (54:09):
Okay, do you know how to hit that button?

Speaker 2 (54:12):
I'm gonna push this one so I can play the
walkie talk back man. All right, here we go, Here
we go.

Speaker 3 (54:18):
Good morning to my favorite morning crew.

Speaker 13 (54:21):
I have a bone to pick with Michael Great yesterday,
I'm the one the sensor message asking if he would
do an alien, but he messed up and thought I
put id C when I put IDK, meaning I don't know.
Of course I care, Michael, you should know the difference
between a scene a K. By now, come on, let's
day what stuff I'm gonna get you hooked on products? Yes,

(54:42):
as they say in Canada.

Speaker 6 (54:44):
Suits funny, I like the still working on that alphabet,
but I'll get there someday. So we get a number
line man, and yes, I would do an alien.

Speaker 2 (54:54):
Thank you.

Speaker 3 (54:54):
It might be the best you ever had.

Speaker 1 (54:56):
And he does care about whether or not you would
do that.

Speaker 2 (54:59):
That's right. Thank you to Devin. There. We've got a
nice little message. And let's see what this next one is.

Speaker 14 (55:05):
Okay, you know, mar or maybe he tried a little
bit of that, Addie. It'll help you remember which buttons
to push. Probably a lot better than long neck gold
be here. Honestly though, it probably is way better for
you on the air. I'm like, I'm just like trying
to think about it.

Speaker 1 (55:24):
You know.

Speaker 3 (55:24):
It's like.

Speaker 2 (55:26):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4 (55:29):
I'm not saying that you have to.

Speaker 2 (55:30):
I'm just saying it might help.

Speaker 1 (55:34):
And Odin knows, because clearly he snorted a line.

Speaker 2 (55:37):
That I am clearly just not going to show up
for work tomorrow. I'm not gonna be here, no coming.

Speaker 4 (55:43):
Oh yeah, you want to give me a Michael full control.
You think about that for a second.

Speaker 3 (55:47):
The FCC has entered the chat.

Speaker 4 (55:50):
Nothing to see.

Speaker 2 (55:52):
Oh goodness, we survive today.

Speaker 3 (55:56):
What a fun day. The threats were immense.

Speaker 6 (55:59):
We're going to record a podcast episode now. Yeah, so loopers,
you can watch it on YouTube. You can listen to
it wherever you get your podcasts. We'll have a freshy
up and Marris is gonna be feist to you today.

Speaker 3 (56:08):
I like it.

Speaker 2 (56:09):
Well it's next. Well let me know what it's like
working by yourself. It just remind me how great it
is to just be in your own thoughts, be in
your own mode, and do what you want to do.

Speaker 3 (56:22):
Also, will I apologize for the smell you woke up late?

Speaker 2 (56:27):
All right? Well, what's tomorrow, guys?

Speaker 3 (56:31):
Tomorrow is free.

Speaker 1 (56:33):
Jess up.