May 22, 2025 • 47 mins
We’re quenching your Thursday thirst for drama, updates, and pure chaos.
It’s Thirstdayyyyyy! and today’s show is overflowing:
🍻 Pope Beer? YES PLEASE. Burning Bush Brewery just dropped “Da Pope Beer” — a divine American mild ale.
🤖 Human vs. Robot War — the tech apocalypse might be near, but at least it's funny.
⚾ Cubs Bleacher Fall Update – charges have now been filed against the man who allegedly supplied alcohol to the 20-year-old who fell from the bleachers. Yikes.
📞 Call the Boss! We help a brave soul quit live on air. Spoiler: things get awkward fast.
🔥 FIVE THINGS with Marris – today's weirdest and wildest headlines in five bites or less.
🐻 Bad News Bears with Maria – the worst news of the day you kinda can’t stop laughing at.
🏀 SPORTS ROUNDUP –
🎸 Rock Report with Michael – New drops, tour dates, and unexpected collaborations in the rock world.
It’s Thirstdayyyyyy! and today’s show is overflowing:
🍻 Pope Beer? YES PLEASE. Burning Bush Brewery just dropped “Da Pope Beer” — a divine American mild ale.
🤖 Human vs. Robot War — the tech apocalypse might be near, but at least it's funny.
⚾ Cubs Bleacher Fall Update – charges have now been filed against the man who allegedly supplied alcohol to the 20-year-old who fell from the bleachers. Yikes.
📞 Call the Boss! We help a brave soul quit live on air. Spoiler: things get awkward fast.
🔥 FIVE THINGS with Marris – today's weirdest and wildest headlines in five bites or less.
🐻 Bad News Bears with Maria – the worst news of the day you kinda can’t stop laughing at.
🏀 SPORTS ROUNDUP –
- Cubs win
- White Sox fall again
- NFL rule changes voted in
- Pacers mount a comeback vs. the Knicks — NBA Playoffs are officially wild.
🎸 Rock Report with Michael – New drops, tour dates, and unexpected collaborations in the rock world.
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Episode Transcript
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
That's what I need, not a situationship, a spoon man
just to want to come over and spoon me.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
What.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
No, it's actually very valid.
Speaker 4 (00:10):
I read a report that couples of snuggle have better
attachment and just less.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
Stress in life.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Oh no, I don't ever want to be attached to again.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
That was terrible.
Speaker 5 (00:20):
I'm writing a new song, woman, big spoon. I like
to be spooned. I like to be this little spoon. Yeah,
isn't that crazy because I'm enormous.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
I'm well, No, I'm big, and I like to be
a jet packed.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
So yeah, I'm a jet pack because i'd be farting.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
It's cute.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
We're taking off to say that and some.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
Kind of gross at the same time, whispered me for
You're like, are you ready to go to space?
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Into the sunset?
Speaker 3 (00:56):
Good morning, morn Rock.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
It's Maria Palmer.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
I'm mariss I'm stinking Mike.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Yeah, I was gonna say, how are toots today?
Speaker 3 (01:05):
I've had coffee early, so good luck.
Speaker 4 (01:08):
I know yesterday we were gassy, but today I was
kind of like, oh maybe no, Michael came in and
just ripped one.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
Hey, I ripped it, but I ran out of the
studio real quick.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
So we're gonna ripped it in the studio.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
But it stays in my pants, that's not it does
for just a second. It doesn't if I too right now.
Speaker 5 (01:23):
If I if I blow one right now and I
just stand up and go out the door, you're not
gonna smell a thing.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
I don't think that that's true, prop dusty guys. I
think it's like a sneeze like that.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
First off, that's.
Speaker 6 (01:36):
The main one.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
But but my pants are my mask.
Speaker 4 (01:39):
But you're not wearing plastic pants. Your your pants are breathable.
I know, but there's a double layer. I got the boxers,
then I got the jeans. It's got to take at
least a second.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Ninety fifty text us if you know the physics of
fart pants.
Speaker 4 (01:57):
Now w hi weather with Michael, who likes moisture readings
way too much.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
I hate you so much. Get yourself dingling. It's winter again,
so that's fun.
Speaker 7 (02:17):
Stop it.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
Holy moll.
Speaker 5 (02:18):
I was walking in today, I thought I was like,
I should have brought my gloves. What is the deal
with this cold weather?
Speaker 3 (02:22):
Is this a thing?
Speaker 1 (02:26):
No?
Speaker 3 (02:26):
I mean like now, isn't it supposed to be spring
and summer?
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Yeah, Hey, remember when you were really excited about winter,
I'm not anymore. And then I told you, hey, wait
until mid May.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
You cured me.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
Now it's the end of May, so I even like.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
So rules me.
Speaker 4 (02:40):
Yeah, you gotta wait till after Memorial Okay. Yeah, and
it's obviously going to be a cooler one. But yeah,
once we get into June, it's still gonna be cooler.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
But July is gonna hate you like a sack of breaks.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
Yeah, and July and August are going to be relentless.
Speaker 5 (02:55):
Fine, relentless me. I could take a I could take
a serious beating after all.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Right, Oh, I would love to volunteer.
Speaker 5 (03:03):
High fifty five today, mostly cloudy, got to be fairly dry.
Might see a sunstroke a little later, what sunbeam?
Speaker 8 (03:12):
Okay, a little bit later in the afternoon, but see
anyone's sun stroking anything.
Speaker 4 (03:16):
I was gonna say, garbage man, Dan's gonna be like sunstroke.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
That's in July.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
Garbage Mandan, Hey, garbage mandown.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
If you want to text us your weather report, we'd
love to know accurate weather comparing contrast.
Speaker 5 (03:30):
So high fifty five, low forty six, mostly cloudy and
maybe a few sun breaks.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
This afternoon.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Other than that, right, well, indude, we got Thursday stuff.
Speaker 5 (03:39):
Coming up, it is right, yeah, June seventh at the
Field Museum, we are going to be dressed up in
dinosaur costumes, racing for the chance to win a thousand
dollars and you're invited.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
Registration open now.
Speaker 5 (03:51):
Find out everything at Rock nine five five CCHI dot com.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
What a day, Yes, it is.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
What a special day dedicated to the art of drinking.
It's Thursday.
Speaker 6 (04:03):
It's wrong ninety five five Thursday.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Tell you, but we're not at it a bar, not
this week.
Speaker 6 (04:08):
The best way to enjoined Thursday.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
Correction please list that's good.
Speaker 6 (04:13):
We're gonna tell you what do we think? Maybe, but
you borner a drink?
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Oh, I am so excited about this one. Burning Bush Brewery.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
It's awesome.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Yeah, immediately the brewery to do this.
Speaker 7 (04:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
And Horner Park has announced a new ale Pang homage
the first Chicago born Pope, Pope Leo the fourteenth.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
It's named donp.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
Pope, Easy and straightforward.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
Yeah, and that starts this weekend. And here's what I like.
Five dollars pints. Oh yeah, Donpe Pope for five bucks.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
Oh I like that.
Speaker 8 (04:49):
A last somebody should make a beer in call holy
Water there. Yeah, they're kind of funny, there are, and
they're so good.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
There's like so many breweries that have a holy Water
and they're all a always good because like holy water
is always like a logger or pilsner or.
Speaker 7 (05:03):
Something like that.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
I like, oh, yeah, they're out there, Michael Nice.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
They're also doing eight dollar handshakes with a shot of Alert. Yeah,
so get you a pope and a alert shot for
eight bucks.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
Oh yeah, they say what kind of beard pope is?
Speaker 2 (05:20):
Let's say it says an American mild ale?
Speaker 1 (05:24):
Oh yes, yes, it says this low a b v
ale accentuates multi flavors with notes of caramel toasted nuts.
Tell me more the light fruit flavor. It's dark in color,
but light bodied and easy drinking to ease into your
(05:46):
day weekends.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
Tell me your confession.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
I'm ready to have a drink of dull.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
No, that sounds no saving a beer. That's the name
of the beer.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
Right again.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
I'm ready to sip on the Pope. Nope, I am
ready to.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
Pour the Pope down my throat. I think that one
was good.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
Fun to the head.
Speaker 4 (06:29):
Today will be after eight and have your next chance
to get qualified and win.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
Tickets four rock the Country.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
What you here the giants?
Speaker 3 (06:41):
I did, I was ignoring trying.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
Dear listener.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
That was the sound of Mikey deciding to move his
microphone once it was turned on, instead of several minutes beforehand,
when you could have gotten that into position.
Speaker 5 (06:55):
I glanced over saw Maris's fingers. The mics were still off,
but right when I went he pushed the buttons down.
Do the best we can do. We need lube or
WD forty a little bold.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
Oh you need some new technology, Mikey. Yes, everyone really
needs some new technology, but just now it is eventually
going to be turned against you and used in the
inevitable human visus robot wall.
Speaker 3 (07:26):
News from the front of the inevitable human robot War.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Google on Tuesday rolled out AI Mode. It's designed to
provide users more detailed and tailored responses to questions entered
into the search engine. This is different from like the
AI overfus that it gives you right now, Oh okay,
you know, you type something into Google right now, and
then it kind of answers your question and like a
brief summarized paragraph and then also gives you like the
(07:49):
more typical Google search underneath that. This is somewhat similar,
but it's more like when you enter a prompt into Google,
you can enter it like you would enter it into
chat chee. So you can be like, hey, I'm looking
to redesign my living room. Find me a furniture store
that has this couch with this end table set and
(08:10):
this paint, and it can give you all of those
responses in one search results.
Speaker 5 (08:16):
About time, m hmm, chagipt's been whooping. Google's asked for
a while now, But I don't ever use Google anymore.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
But how long have you been? You have a Gmail?
Speaker 7 (08:24):
Right?
Speaker 3 (08:25):
Yeah? How long have you had that? Oh my god,
it's the beginning of time? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (08:29):
True?
Speaker 3 (08:30):
Do you know how much Google knows about you? Without
you knowing? How much it knows?
Speaker 1 (08:34):
Is?
Speaker 3 (08:34):
I don't care.
Speaker 5 (08:34):
I don't do anything bad if I'm if I'm starting,
for the most part, not that I can get in
real trouble for it.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
If I'm going to start fresh with AI, I don't
want it to be Google. They know too much already.
Speaker 4 (08:46):
I don't want it to be like, hey, Maris, did
you know that the tickets dropped for the Lions game?
It's coming up this weekend, and I'm like, absolutely not.
Don't steal my money.
Speaker 3 (08:56):
Google.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
Oh it's cute that you. Google hasn't sold your information
to like everyone, literally everywhere.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
It's everywhere, like literally everywhere, like Zuck and Bezos looking
up your address right now, being like, so.
Speaker 4 (09:08):
I accidentally googled my email address. I thought I was
typing it in to the log in. All my information
was on this website, like what previous locations that I
used to live, my family, and yeah, names directly associated
with everything was there, including work history.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
Googling Marius right now, and it was I was about
to say, you're gonna just put this information out there,
and was it all accurate? Can you confirm on air
that that is accurate information to be found about inno.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
Oh my gosh, literally docks yourself just now.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
I just googled Marri's Chicago. The first thing that comes up,
I hate to even say this, the story about how
Maris got the name Maris Harris girls Girl is the
first thing that pops up. And it is literally Maria
telling the story and just.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Like be like, oh, Mara's you're hearing, like.
Speaker 3 (10:05):
Wow, you can Holy moly, this is wild.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
And I was gonna say, that's how they get you.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
But we've already been got and we are in the
midst of the inevitable yeah versus robot war.
Speaker 5 (10:17):
This was news from the front of the inevitable human
robot war.
Speaker 4 (10:22):
This summer, you're gonna get a very special performance from
back at Ravinia as he's performing with the Chicago Symphony Orchestra.
Speaker 3 (10:29):
That's kind of cool.
Speaker 4 (10:30):
That's going to be wild all going down on July
twenty third in orchestra.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
I thought he only needed two turntables and a microphone.
Speaker 3 (10:38):
Where's the bell?
Speaker 2 (10:39):
Where's the bell?
Speaker 5 (10:40):
Clinger likes the studio very clean, so Maris has his
things around him.
Speaker 3 (10:46):
And then when we come in each state, they've been moved.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
Yeah, it's always say, oh, let's find our stuff kind
of morning. Hey you've heard the ND five hundred. Yeah,
now get ready for the Weenie five hundred. Joy oh boy,
six Oscar Mayer wienermobiles. Come on, will race in the
first ever Weeny five hundred at the Indianapolis Motor Speedway tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
We bet on this. I want to I'm looking it up.
You want to bet on I want to be.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
Okay the race, it's the first, everyone, the giant hot
dog shaped vehicles, each representing a different US regional hot dog,
like the New York Dog or the Chili Dog.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
We must assume there's gonna be a Chicago dog.
Speaker 3 (11:29):
Chicago.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
I want that poppy seed, Bun. I want some jard.
Speaker 5 (11:33):
Draftings free play to pool free playpool. DraftKings is offering
a free to play contest where you can predict various
outcomes of the Weenie five hundred.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
Incredible.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
I love that it's a two point five mile oval
trek during carb Day. Okay, it's the first time in
over a decade that all six wienermobiles have been together
in their first competitive race.
Speaker 8 (11:58):
Ever.
Speaker 5 (11:58):
There is a chie dog there, as there should be.
We have the Chili Dog, the Son Sonnran Dog, Sonoran Dog,
so Southwest, a slow dog which is the Southeast, New
York Dog, East and Midwest Baby.
Speaker 3 (12:14):
I like it.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
Hell yeah, the divers called hot doggers.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
We'll wear special just keeps getting We wear special hot
dog themed race suits. The winner will celebrate in the
Wieners Circle. Hey they stole that from us. We already
have a Wiener.
Speaker 5 (12:30):
Circle, we do. Yeah, we still got to go there
and get the what it was it chocolate shake. I
don't know what this means, but he always laughs.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
Laughing like that, and I haven't been so I don't know.
Speaker 5 (12:42):
Gosh, okay, is it like Portillo's chocolate shake, the cakeshake?
Speaker 4 (12:44):
We have? Yeah, sure, but we have we have to
stay up, stay up. I can't go and just get
a hot dog after work. This has got to be
like we're out.
Speaker 3 (12:55):
On a night.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
Oh okay, so after a show sometime they're going to
do it.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
So instead of like the champagne spray at the end
of the race, I'm sorry for making the sand gesture,
but I'm shaking a champagne bottle.
Speaker 3 (13:06):
Is that hot dog water?
Speaker 2 (13:08):
No, it's con spray, condiment spray?
Speaker 3 (13:12):
Because my brain went where Michael's hot dog water?
Speaker 2 (13:15):
Yeah, hot dog water?
Speaker 1 (13:16):
Okay, you can watch that Fox Sports app two BM
then yeah, I bet on that winner through DraftKings.
Speaker 3 (13:22):
I can't wait for that.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
Still bet on that winter.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
If you spend money on a Wiener mobile race, then
it's verifiably an addiction.
Speaker 3 (13:31):
At that point, you got to throw it all in
on the shy dog. What are you talking about?
Speaker 6 (13:35):
I'm worried about you.
Speaker 3 (13:37):
It's a five dollars. What's the worst going to come
out of that?
Speaker 2 (13:40):
You're going to lose five dollars. Can you afford to
lose my dollars in this economy?
Speaker 4 (13:47):
Working on a new album fingers crossed be out sometime
in the near future.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
Working on a new album, he said as a question,
because we're not entirely confident, we don't want to give
you waighty for me.
Speaker 3 (13:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (13:58):
When when say they're working on something, it could be
like Tool where it could be a twenty year project
and we're going to get or it could be the
farewell tour for the fifteenth time.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
So it is weird that manner James Keenan takes so
long considering he has the tools.
Speaker 3 (14:15):
Thank you, You're welcome.
Speaker 5 (14:16):
That was solid An give us his completed work on
their nightth studio album titled Something New in the Water
Something in the Water, which is scheduled for release October tenth.
Speaker 3 (14:25):
Did I get it right?
Speaker 6 (14:26):
Good job?
Speaker 5 (14:27):
Front men Brandon Boy confirmed at the album as full
of recorded next time after.
Speaker 3 (14:32):
We are going to go.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
All right, well that's what's happening when they give us.
Speaker 4 (14:36):
So yesterday we got a call from Xander Oh very
upset bartender Boss is skimming off the top of the
tip jar.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
It's happened here before. This one's sitting close to home.
Speaker 3 (14:47):
Yeah, yeah, so I'm mad. I think it's about time
we get to Boss.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
A call that's gonna say full disclosure to your listener.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
The issue why we're telling you that this is happening
now is because we already tried to call the Boss
and he.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
Didn't pick up. So we're gonna try during commercial break.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
Radio we're going to get probably maybe we'll see you
coming up.
Speaker 7 (15:12):
Good morning.
Speaker 3 (15:13):
Are we speaking with Mark?
Speaker 7 (15:14):
This is Mark? How are you?
Speaker 1 (15:16):
Hey?
Speaker 3 (15:16):
How you doing?
Speaker 1 (15:17):
Uh?
Speaker 5 (15:17):
Hi?
Speaker 7 (15:18):
Mark?
Speaker 2 (15:18):
We have to tell you that you are on the
air right now. My name is Maria Palmer.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
We're calling you from the morning mosh pit on Rock
ninety five to five.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
Do you listen?
Speaker 7 (15:27):
I know you guys.
Speaker 3 (15:29):
What's going on?
Speaker 8 (15:30):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (15:30):
Well, we love a fan of the show. Hey man,
So we had one of your bartenders call us last
week and we have a couple of questions for you.
Are you in charge of distributing tips amongst your employees?
Speaker 7 (15:46):
Very weird question, but yes, I am cool.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
So we have some numbers in front of us. We're
seeing a little discrepancies we got sent our way. So
on the sixteenth, it looks like the amount of tips
that were pulled for the restaurant were eight ndred and
forty two dollars, but seven hundred and forty two is
distributed amongst the bartenders whoa may second, the number that
was taken in was nine to sixty, the number that
(16:12):
was distributed was seven sixty.
Speaker 2 (16:14):
And on April.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
Eighteenth, the number that was taken in was eighty three
and the number that was distributed among staff was seven
eighty three.
Speaker 3 (16:24):
Noticing a trend here, Mark.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
Do you have any idea what's happened with those extra dollars?
Speaker 3 (16:30):
Mark's buying drugs?
Speaker 7 (16:32):
I'm sorry, where are you getting this information? What is
this called? What is this even about?
Speaker 1 (16:38):
We are trying to see what is happening with your
bartender's money, because it seems to be going missing despite
the fact that they've earned it and you are the
one right in charge of the money.
Speaker 3 (16:48):
They think you're stealing it. Market Mark, You're accusing me of.
Speaker 7 (16:51):
Stealing the money, not accusing me.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
I'm asking questions for sure, with heavy implications, absolutely so,
like what's happening in them with the money? Do you
have an explanation for these discrepancies.
Speaker 7 (17:04):
Listen, I never said I took anything, but if my
presence on the floor helps bring in the money, shouldn't
that be recognized.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
Somehow, probably in the salary that you collected, don't you think?
Speaker 3 (17:17):
Okay?
Speaker 7 (17:17):
And and where are you where are you even getting
this information? Who's telling you these specific things? Because Xander
is not information? Xander?
Speaker 2 (17:27):
Yeah, Xander, Oh okay.
Speaker 7 (17:28):
Instead of whining about tips, maybe he should focus on
not over pouring every other drink. How about that for
a good story?
Speaker 2 (17:36):
And what is the correct on a drink?
Speaker 7 (17:38):
It's about half of what Xander does. And friends and
Buddy comes in and he gives free drinks, and he
gives them double drinks, and I know he's eming.
Speaker 3 (17:50):
Okay, this isn't about Xander, this is about you.
Speaker 2 (17:54):
Right dude. So so what we have is maybe.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
Xander's overpouring and maybe der skimming about. What we know
Mark is that you are salaried, that there are discrepancies
in the money that you are in charge of handling
and distributing to your employees, and that therefore means the
discrepancy falls on you. Stop skimming tips from your employees.
When you're taking a salary that's illegal. By the way,
(18:18):
this is Xander's two week notice. Mark, thank you Sarah
for your call.
Speaker 2 (18:21):
Respect. Your bartenders suck it?
Speaker 7 (18:24):
Are you.
Speaker 3 (18:27):
All right? You want to talk?
Speaker 7 (18:29):
You want to talk? Fairness, I haven't taken a day
off in months, so forgive me if I think I
deserve some appreciation.
Speaker 2 (18:35):
No, I'm not taking a day off in months.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
I bet your bartenders have been taking lavish vacations with
all the tips that you haven't been distributing to them.
Speaker 7 (18:42):
I can't, I can't even I can't even write my
head around what's going on right now? You're going to
go real bitch?
Speaker 2 (18:47):
Oh yeah, I am Bye, Mark.
Speaker 9 (18:53):
Five ish things you almost certainly need to know.
Speaker 3 (18:57):
It's a hell of a community service, that much. All right,
let's roll into it. Let's not roll like these hams.
Speaker 4 (19:06):
What twenty tons of ham lost in a Virginia truck crashed,
involved three vehicles and I cried.
Speaker 2 (19:14):
This ham's really were spiraling? Hey, thank you?
Speaker 3 (19:17):
Pretty good? Oh yeah, the court gotten away.
Speaker 4 (19:20):
Yes, everybody was okay with non life threatening injuries.
Speaker 3 (19:24):
And for the pigs, well they were well, they were
already dead.
Speaker 4 (19:29):
Yeah, there's no word on if the hams were salvaged
to the point of being used again.
Speaker 3 (19:34):
But I'd hope they just got rid of them.
Speaker 2 (19:36):
God, that would suck to be a pig that got killed.
Speaker 1 (19:38):
And you're like, at least a family is going to
enjoy my butt and then they heaven. Yeah, you guys
just decimated about corps for no reason. Thing.
Speaker 4 (19:47):
The judges are getting smarter out there, as a judge
doesn't buy a man's excuse that three k and are
three thousand fittanol pills were his for his personal use.
Speaker 3 (19:58):
Had the police raided his house and in.
Speaker 4 (20:00):
His bathroom wall found the bag featuring three thousand fence
and all pills and an arrest in twenty twenty four.
While in court, he said he uses the pills himself.
Speaker 3 (20:11):
Got to keep him on the wall.
Speaker 2 (20:12):
Yeah, you got it from the evidence room for safety.
Speaker 4 (20:14):
It accounts to about one hundred pills a day, six
pills an hour of f and you got.
Speaker 3 (20:22):
To stay awake with that.
Speaker 4 (20:24):
Yeah, how was he lying if it was true? Yeah,
he's lying, but yeah he got six years behind Barson.
Speaker 6 (20:30):
Yikes.
Speaker 4 (20:31):
That's Indianapolis Colts owner and CEO Jim Ers passed away
yesterday when.
Speaker 3 (20:38):
He took over the team.
Speaker 4 (20:39):
He was the youngest NFL owner at the time at
the age of thirty seven, and while he was at
the helm of the Colts, he was the sixth winningest
organization in the NFL.
Speaker 3 (20:50):
Since taking over. He had to be there when Peyton
was there, right, yes, yeah, yes, it's pretty good. Payton
put out some touching words on social media.
Speaker 4 (20:57):
Yesterday, billionaire gifted students thousand dollars each at bridge Water
State University. The class of twenty twenty five is getting
five hundred dollars for themselves and another five hundred dollars
to give away to a cause or person who they
believe need it more than they do, which is me
(21:18):
and my other personality.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
I want to be grateful on behalf of the students
because they could have gotten nothing, but a billionaire being like, here, kid,
here's a couple hundred.
Speaker 2 (21:28):
Don't spend it all in one place. Is kind of appable.
Speaker 3 (21:32):
Is a nice gesture.
Speaker 2 (21:33):
Yeah, could have done Mark could have done more.
Speaker 4 (21:35):
And then finally, there was a gator found sunning himself
on a North Carolina deck where gators aren't very regular
around the area. The cops did come and retrieve the animal,
who went away very easily.
Speaker 3 (21:51):
He's like, how did I get here?
Speaker 2 (21:52):
Did you just try to catch a ten?
Speaker 3 (21:54):
Didn't try, cops, but the police did.
Speaker 4 (21:57):
Want to remind everyone in the area leave wil life
alone and just call us because we're professionals, and I
want to say, nobody's a professional gator grabber.
Speaker 3 (22:06):
That's not a thing. That's not a thing. Gator Grabber
is a great name for a company that like a
pest control company. Gator Grabber Ulsa.
Speaker 2 (22:14):
Florida, hardly nowhere.
Speaker 4 (22:16):
Yeah, that's five things, and we're only going to get
topped with more. We're got amazing news with bad news
bears next, Oh god, I'm getting topped.
Speaker 5 (22:25):
Your chance coming up and eight o'clock hour to win
kid Rock and nickelback tickets with Fun to the head.
We are Rock ninety five to five, Chicago's rock station.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
This has been such a happy day so far, don't
you dare. I don't want to bring it down, don't
you dare? But I have to tell you the news
and keep be informed. I got it, I got it.
Speaker 7 (22:43):
You know what.
Speaker 1 (22:44):
I had a genius suggestion from the corporate chills just
put a positive spin on the news headlines.
Speaker 2 (22:48):
That's something you can just dealt. This is bad news, Bears.
Speaker 1 (22:53):
Fun former tennis coach jailed for upskirt VIDEOSO. You can
only wear skirts and tennis?
Speaker 3 (23:02):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (23:02):
Did you not want to be sexually harassed? Guys should
have thought about that before sports.
Speaker 6 (23:06):
You know.
Speaker 1 (23:08):
Renter kills landscapers sent by landlord Renter killing.
Speaker 3 (23:14):
That's wild.
Speaker 2 (23:15):
Yeah, thats to bad.
Speaker 1 (23:17):
Yeah, hit and run driver killed minutes later in separate
car crash carmel.
Speaker 2 (23:25):
Yeah, final destination is what that is? Thank you?
Speaker 1 (23:31):
No oil found in engine after Delta Airlines flight filled
with smoke and ts Bear report fines.
Speaker 3 (23:40):
What is the deal with these planes? I don't like
that at all.
Speaker 1 (23:42):
I don't know much about airplane mechanics, but you should
have oil in your engines. Delta anyway, less leg room
and higher ticket prices give.
Speaker 2 (23:51):
It to us. All this it's bad news. Bears. You
feel okay?
Speaker 3 (23:57):
Okay, you're right.
Speaker 2 (23:58):
How are you feeling? Miking great?
Speaker 1 (24:00):
Okay, So we're all happy and we're all in formed.
Bad news Bear is successful. I feel like I'm going
to make love in our elevator, but to the elevator
because it's trying to seduce me.
Speaker 2 (24:14):
Have you heard how she says lobby, good morning. She
goes lobby and I'm like, what's up?
Speaker 1 (24:23):
What are we doing in this lobby? Damn girl, somemory.
I mus been on Rock ninety five five boys, what
do we got sports?
Speaker 2 (24:29):
Okay, yay, I love it.
Speaker 3 (24:35):
You're not excited.
Speaker 2 (24:36):
I'm pumped.
Speaker 3 (24:37):
You should be. I know, no Cubs go oh, that's
why you're smiling.
Speaker 5 (24:43):
The Cup secured a narrow two to one victory over
the Miami Marlins yesterday, clinching the series win. Rookie pitcher
Cad Horton delivered a solid performance, and Kyle Tucker continued
his hot streak, hitting a solo home run in the
first inning and later driving in the game winner in
the eighth. It was a single. The Socks suffered a
tough loss six to five to the Seattle Mariners over
there guaranteed right field. Both teams off today.
Speaker 4 (25:06):
I do like that the Socks are fighting, except for
that Crosstown Classic.
Speaker 3 (25:11):
That was a whoop.
Speaker 4 (25:12):
Well that was a whoop, and then they got back
to regular schedule.
Speaker 3 (25:15):
Hey, we're trying to be a baseball team.
Speaker 5 (25:16):
Yeah, absolutely, And the Mariners are doing well, so even
though they did beat them, well I think once in
a series and then that's a close one.
Speaker 3 (25:21):
Last night there.
Speaker 5 (25:22):
Things are looking a little better for the Socks. They're
not the worst team in the league this year.
Speaker 3 (25:25):
That's right. Colorado Rockies are sucking that up. You go Rockies.
That's right.
Speaker 2 (25:28):
Rocks aren't great at sports, they aren't.
Speaker 3 (25:31):
We got some rules updates from the NFL. What happened
with the tush push. I didn't follow this.
Speaker 4 (25:36):
I know you've been eagerly waiting to hear about the
tush push and if you see it in the future,
and you will, oh really push. The tush push was
two votes away from being voted out. One of the
teams that did vote against moving to tush push was
the Lions.
Speaker 3 (25:54):
They want to see it, and I like that. I
like competitive nature.
Speaker 4 (25:57):
I like a team getting it together and figuring how
to stop the tush push versus just banning it because
they can't figure it out.
Speaker 3 (26:04):
Did you hear what big swinging Ben Johnson said? What
did he say?
Speaker 5 (26:08):
He said that he is a man who likes explosive plays,
and the tush push is not an explosive play.
Speaker 2 (26:13):
This is Ben Johnson like an explosive play.
Speaker 4 (26:17):
Swinging Ben Johnson I don't know that Johnson and Poles
have realized what they have done to themselves for the
entire football season Chago. But one of the other rules
that was being voted on was the receding structure for
playoff teams. Right now, it is just if you win
your conference, you're in, and then there's three wild cards
and it's going to stay that way.
Speaker 3 (26:37):
It's not going to be dependent on your record.
Speaker 5 (26:39):
So this was more a meeting for everybody to get
together and just drink and do nothing, essentially.
Speaker 3 (26:45):
Owns.
Speaker 4 (26:47):
And then also, I gotta say, what a game these
NBA playoffs?
Speaker 2 (26:52):
Oh, I know, oh, please indulge us. What do you
They're crazy?
Speaker 3 (26:57):
Absolutely warmer, Who are you going for last night?
Speaker 1 (27:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (27:01):
You know, I'm more just there for the game.
Speaker 3 (27:04):
Fair. Yeah, but it was.
Speaker 4 (27:06):
It was a very good game, so good especially when
it ended up going into overtime.
Speaker 2 (27:10):
That was my thought.
Speaker 4 (27:11):
They thought it was a three, ended up being a two,
so it was like whoa. It was an amazing comeback
by the Pacers as they scored fourteen points in the
last three minutes as the Knicks were leading.
Speaker 3 (27:21):
Yeah, and then they won in overtime.
Speaker 7 (27:23):
Mm hm.
Speaker 2 (27:24):
They're describing it so accurately.
Speaker 5 (27:27):
The Knicks were up by nine with fifty two seconds left.
How do you blow that? All you got to do?
Speaker 3 (27:32):
Is I mean? We saw yeah crazy, you saw you
saw how it got blowing.
Speaker 4 (27:35):
So also keeping up with your NBA playoffs Minnesota and Oka,
See and Action tonight at seven thirty.
Speaker 3 (27:45):
Okay, See has the lead on that series at one game.
Speaker 1 (27:48):
Right now, that's that's Taylor Ship's boyfriend's team right No, see.
Speaker 4 (27:55):
No, Oklahoma City, the city would be You're close, You're
almost there.
Speaker 2 (28:01):
So not Taylor sip sport fn.
Speaker 3 (28:05):
No.
Speaker 9 (28:08):
Now here's a bit only plug plug it up eight
four four ninety five fifty B Collar ten to play
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Rock the Country Festival for We the.
Speaker 4 (28:23):
People featuring Kid Rock, Nickelback and Leonard Skinner, all happening
June thirteenth and fourteenth. And as a reminder, mind you,
this is also getting you qualified for a up with
Camping pass. Include it. So you want to be a
part of this, be Caller ten Fun to the Head.
We're gonna answer some questions for you to win these tickets,
(28:45):
and if we get them wrong, we're getting shot with
a nerf gun and that number is eight four four
ninety five fifty. Please avoid the nipples if I'm being
shot today, No promises, I know, I know, yes, be
caller ten.
Speaker 3 (28:59):
Now and now Fun to the Head. Yeah, don't worry.
They're using nerve weapons. Hey, we're speaking with Gary. What's
going on? Gary? Not much way to work? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (29:15):
What do you do for work?
Speaker 7 (29:16):
Gary? I work with a johnson supply?
Speaker 1 (29:19):
Oh Johnsonville, what do you supply? I don't understand anything.
I can't wait all right yet?
Speaker 3 (29:32):
Gary? You got that all right?
Speaker 1 (29:35):
I didn't under HVAC. I didn't really understand what he says.
Speaker 4 (29:39):
We got to turn on our heat in Chicago turn
it back off, because you know.
Speaker 2 (29:43):
I did that for the last two weeks.
Speaker 1 (29:44):
I had my air conditioning turned on, so I was like, oh,
we're seventy five, and then then it wasn't my heats on.
Speaker 3 (29:50):
Gary's always ready.
Speaker 4 (29:51):
But Gary is also getting set to win tickets in
Fun to the Head today for Rock the Country, and
we need you to choose one person to answer questions
for you and get shot with nerve darts.
Speaker 7 (30:03):
Oh Gary, all right? So I feel like Marris is
always getting picked. So I want to get someone else
another chance. Let's go with Michael.
Speaker 2 (30:10):
Oh oh what a day.
Speaker 3 (30:14):
Michael, hand me that gun. I've been waiting for this.
I love this.
Speaker 2 (30:18):
Marris. Do you want to ask the questions?
Speaker 3 (30:21):
Yeah? I can do that.
Speaker 2 (30:22):
You don't have to.
Speaker 1 (30:25):
I just figured since for once you're not answering, this
should be your moment to shine.
Speaker 3 (30:29):
Yeah, let me hold on, let me Oh yeah, baby,
that felt good.
Speaker 2 (30:34):
Oh yeah, good to watch.
Speaker 3 (30:36):
Honestly, let's go, Michael. Are you ready? I like watching. Yes,
let's go. Jesus participating, sir, all right, question one? Oh god,
hold on, let me up straight here. Let me get
a sip of coffee. Okay, all right, we're good.
Speaker 4 (30:50):
What fruit flavorite malt beverage was so popular in the
early two thousands it caused people to get tyced in
surprise chugging attacks.
Speaker 2 (31:01):
You've never been iced before beverage.
Speaker 3 (31:03):
I didn't drink much till I was older.
Speaker 2 (31:05):
Oh, I'm gonna ice you so hard at some point.
Speaker 3 (31:08):
Oh my god. Fruit flavor melt beverage?
Speaker 2 (31:11):
I don't know, Zeena, although to be fair kind of close,
he is close.
Speaker 5 (31:18):
Well, beer doesn't have fruit flavor, so it's got to
be some crappy like, what wine cooler or something.
Speaker 3 (31:23):
It was smearinoff ice.
Speaker 2 (31:26):
You've never been ice?
Speaker 3 (31:27):
I don't know what that means, Gerry, have you been
ice before?
Speaker 7 (31:30):
I haven't.
Speaker 1 (31:31):
It's when you surprise someone with a smeir and off
ice and then they have to take a knee right
then and there and chug it. I was dating an
engineer at the time when it was peak icing, and
he had roommates with like a lab in there, and
one time we emptied out a Jack Daniels bottle. We
put he was able to cut around the glass because
(31:52):
he had like a lab in his apartment. He put
a smear andoff ice inside the Jack Daniels bottle, remelted
the glass together, filled it up with pepsi so that
it looked like Jack Daniels. Handed it to my boyfriend
at the time, and then he was like, hey, look
a little closer in that bottle.
Speaker 3 (32:10):
He looks.
Speaker 2 (32:11):
He's like, did you just ice me, dude?
Speaker 3 (32:14):
And he did.
Speaker 2 (32:15):
It was wide okay, sorry about that, Gary.
Speaker 3 (32:18):
That sounds like you know what I'm gonna do. I'm
gonna go no question too. As you got to get
this one right here.
Speaker 4 (32:27):
What US City's airport has a talking gargoyle that roast
passengers with conspiracy.
Speaker 5 (32:35):
I've been like in Colorado the past five years. I've
been on a scary airport many times.
Speaker 2 (32:40):
Is that why you like conspiracy theories because the gargoyle?
Speaker 3 (32:42):
No, it's not because of that. I like them because
most of them come true.
Speaker 2 (32:45):
Gary. Have you been to the Denver Airport?
Speaker 3 (32:49):
I have not. It's crazy.
Speaker 5 (32:50):
They actually have like signs throughout the airport that like
sort of encourage the conspiracy theories.
Speaker 3 (32:55):
You know, it's weird, it's interesting. Yeah, huh. All right,
all right, so we're one for two one foot two.
Question three?
Speaker 4 (33:03):
What iconic rum is made in Puerto Rico but features
a bat.
Speaker 10 (33:08):
On the bottle like moon like in Moonlights? As Batman's
bartender Bacardi? I don't know any other kind of.
Speaker 1 (33:17):
Yeah, yeah, we know Bacardi.
Speaker 2 (33:21):
We all know bart We wish we knew Baccarty a
little less.
Speaker 3 (33:25):
Oh I actually can't drink Bacardi anymore.
Speaker 2 (33:27):
Oh yeah, is there a story there?
Speaker 5 (33:29):
There is?
Speaker 2 (33:29):
Can we hear it on Loopers?
Speaker 3 (33:30):
We will absolutely hear it on loop that's our podcast.
They get the question four? You get this one? Gary
gets the tickets?
Speaker 4 (33:41):
What nineteen ninety eight PlayStation game introduced.
Speaker 3 (33:44):
A Marsupio who wore Georges.
Speaker 10 (33:47):
And spun like your cousin on Red Bull. I only
had Nintendo, I didn't have to PlayStation. Oh so I
have no idea Gary for the steal. Can you help
him out here?
Speaker 7 (33:59):
I'm not sure?
Speaker 4 (34:01):
Oh my god, I guess from either of you know, Michael?
Speaker 2 (34:05):
Now, okay, no one wants to swing it.
Speaker 3 (34:09):
Sho real close to my chin. That would be crash bendicoot.
Oh okay, I remember crash, Yeah, I mean I remember
of him.
Speaker 2 (34:20):
Not gonna get in the marsupial argument.
Speaker 3 (34:22):
No, don't you dare? Don't you dare? Don't final question for.
Speaker 2 (34:26):
All the marbles, you have to get it.
Speaker 3 (34:29):
What bourbon whiskey is wrapped in red wax?
Speaker 5 (34:34):
Maker's mark? Not makers Mark? I actually really like Maker's mark,
so it's one of my favorites.
Speaker 3 (34:39):
Mikey pulled it off. You want who your table bottle room?
Speaker 1 (34:44):
Yeah? Oh, you said, creak game with it before you
go to rock the country.
Speaker 3 (34:48):
Huh.
Speaker 4 (34:48):
I was going to say, a gentleman of fine distinguishment
carry Maker's markets. Yes, stick, and you are headed to
rock the country. A festival for we the people. All
happening in Hastings, Michigan on June thirteenth and fourteenth, featuring
Kid Rock, Nickelback, Leonard skinnerd Afroman on a DJ set,
the Yin.
Speaker 3 (35:07):
Yang Twins on a DJ set.
Speaker 4 (35:11):
You are qualified for a VIP package that we will
be giving away.
Speaker 3 (35:14):
Tomorrow that includes a camping past Gary. Who are you
going to take to this one with you?
Speaker 7 (35:21):
My girlfriend?
Speaker 2 (35:26):
Great to fiance? Say, what is your fiance's name?
Speaker 7 (35:31):
Her name's Kristen.
Speaker 3 (35:32):
Oh, Hey, Kristin. Shout out to Christian Oh.
Speaker 2 (35:38):
I just wanted to feel comfortable for.
Speaker 4 (35:40):
Everyone else that wants to go to this lovely festival.
Get your tickets at Rockthecountry dot com. All thanks to
our friends at Peachtree Entertainment and know that that lovely.
Speaker 3 (35:51):
Rooster is right around the corner in three minutes and
you'll have another thousand dollars for you to win in
case you want to go to Now, here's a bit
only blog there.
Speaker 2 (36:10):
What don't sign?
Speaker 3 (36:12):
We're gonna do it. It's fun. It's yeah, it's okay,
it's fun. It's all right, it's fun.
Speaker 4 (36:18):
It's time for kids Bob four pack kids Bob tickets
so you can be at the cert of five Tour
at Credit Union one Amphitheater, b Coller ten eight four
four nine five five ninety five fifty and along with
these lovely tickets that you've been requesting since forever, you
will get a Maria Bop.
Speaker 2 (36:37):
I'm going to sing at you.
Speaker 3 (36:39):
Any teasing on what the Maria Bop will be today?
Speaker 2 (36:42):
M hm, No, we're not quite there yet. It takes
some time to get there, that's what she said.
Speaker 3 (36:49):
Are we talking about the Maria.
Speaker 2 (36:51):
Takes some time to get there?
Speaker 3 (36:54):
Fair enough?
Speaker 4 (36:55):
I see what you did there, and we'll find out
together in mere moments. But we need collar eight four
four ninety five fifty kids Bump and Maria bup on
the line.
Speaker 3 (37:07):
Rock ninety five to five. Are we speaking with Craig?
Speaker 5 (37:11):
You are?
Speaker 7 (37:12):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (37:12):
What's going on? Crag that much? Oh? Where do you work?
Speaker 7 (37:17):
I'm a care give it.
Speaker 3 (37:18):
Oh look at you, Craig.
Speaker 2 (37:21):
I like Craig in the morning, Craigs and Bacon. Yeah,
thank you.
Speaker 4 (37:25):
Yes, Craig, you have won a four pack of tickets
to Kids Bop Live, the Certified Bob Tour, all happening
at Creig Union want Amphitheater on August fifteenth and The
obligatory question is do you have kids to take to
this lovely event?
Speaker 7 (37:39):
Yes, my nieces and nephew.
Speaker 3 (37:41):
There we go, crags beautiful.
Speaker 4 (37:43):
Now, before we can actually give you the tickets, we
got to torture you for a second.
Speaker 2 (37:48):
Are you ready, Craig, do you know what's about to happen?
Speaker 7 (37:51):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (37:52):
He likes to be tortured.
Speaker 2 (37:54):
Oh well, I like to torture.
Speaker 1 (37:56):
We can have fun. Oh boy, Craig, what's gonna happen?
That's okay, it's alright if he doesn't know what happened.
In in fact, I think I might prefer it eggs, bacon
and sausage.
Speaker 2 (38:13):
It's only in your head, not your mouth, and that's
just wrong.
Speaker 6 (38:19):
So try your best to get him out of bed,
grab yourself a.
Speaker 2 (38:26):
Pan and spat you lah and make that plate.
Speaker 1 (38:32):
It's breakfast time, fit, old girl, It's hit the griddle,
breakfast time. Peg ekes an oj and hash brown side
frends justin bacon.
Speaker 2 (38:41):
It tastes so right, so right, it's a hit.
Speaker 3 (38:44):
Wow, it's a hit. Now I'm hungry, Maria. It's a
breakfast hit at the griddle.
Speaker 4 (38:50):
So Craig, can you give us a report card on
Maria's Maria Bob today.
Speaker 3 (38:55):
What do you think?
Speaker 8 (38:57):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (38:58):
Give us great? It was great, okay, great? Yeah, yeah
and the great officially a report card. Great.
Speaker 4 (39:07):
Now, Creig, you're all set. You're going to Kids Bob,
the certified Bob tour.
Speaker 2 (39:12):
That was by the band Jimmy Eats Breakfast.
Speaker 3 (39:16):
Yeah, you're welcome on that one. So, Craig, you're all set.
Speaker 4 (39:18):
And for the rest of you, and I know it's
all of you that want your tickets to Kids Bop
as well.
Speaker 3 (39:26):
It is the Morning Mastros.
Speaker 2 (39:30):
Okay, I t.
Speaker 3 (39:37):
We're almost done with the show.
Speaker 11 (39:38):
Hell of the Morning in the final hour here, you've
been doing it definite Thursday, Michael, let's just keep it moving.
Speaker 5 (39:49):
That news for you new documentary titled The Ballad of
Judas Priest is in production.
Speaker 1 (39:55):
Uh.
Speaker 5 (39:56):
And the producer and the man who is co directing
the film, Tom Morello, Oh yeah, breaking the Law. And
you've got another thing coming in chronicle. The band's working
class Birmingham, UK roots to their modern status is Grammy
winning Rock and Roll Hall of Fame inductees.
Speaker 2 (40:15):
You said, Tom Morello and Judas Grist and I was sold.
Speaker 3 (40:18):
Let's go.
Speaker 5 (40:19):
Yeah, this is kind of fun. Josh Freeze. We've been
talking about him getting fired from the Foo Fighters. Yeah,
he's drummed for many a band over his time, studio musician,
great guy, He played drums for a Perfect Circle. Yeah
he So, after getting fired and making kind of a
big deal about it, he put out sort of a
tongue in cheek top ten list and reasons he could
be booted from the Foo Fighters. One that one was
(40:40):
that he could only name one Fugazi song, and one
of the other ones was quote, I refused to perform
unless I was granted I guaranteed a Ouiji board and
numb chucks after every show. So he says that he
went home and there was a Ouiji board and nunchucks
waiting for him with a note from Maynor and the
guys in a Perfect Circle listed and it said ten
(41:02):
reasons why we want Josh Freeze on tour forever waits.
Speaker 2 (41:08):
I like that rock bands are boyfriends.
Speaker 3 (41:09):
Yeah, that's a cool thing tonight. It's very romantic.
Speaker 5 (41:12):
Yeah, And we're talking about the rumors about who might
be replacing him on the for the Foo Fighters. Rumor
was Taylor Hawkins' son. Now heavy rumors are leaning in
the way of the drummer from Jane's addiction.
Speaker 2 (41:27):
Oh that would be good.
Speaker 5 (41:28):
They're never playing together again as we found out. Yeah,
so that'll be interesting. We'll keep you up to date
on that. And if you want rock and free music
and concert listings and everything, just go to RAP nine
five five chi doc.
Speaker 1 (41:45):
Alert.
Speaker 3 (41:46):
It's time to dark out, Dork. We shall spoder Man.
Spiderman sixty seven's out.
Speaker 4 (41:58):
This is a very different experience at the Griffin Museum
of Science and Industry as a new exhibit opens up today.
Marvels Spider Man beyond amazing. The exhibition sounds fun.
Speaker 3 (42:11):
You get to see.
Speaker 4 (42:12):
So many different aspects of Spider Man, from the comic books,
to props and costumes from your favorite Spider Man movies,
and cutting edge interactive installations all over the place. It
is a perfectly instagrammable event for all Marvel fans, especially
if you're like me and you're a fan of Spider Man.
Speaker 3 (42:31):
If you couldn't tell, I'm very excited about this.
Speaker 4 (42:34):
They have life size statues that you can take pictures with,
including Miles Morales, Goes Spider and of course the Peter
Parker himself Spider Man.
Speaker 5 (42:44):
It'll be cool as if for like a Spider Man exhibit.
If they you know how you can like bungee from
places they made it so it would be like you
could bungee. Suppose, like I'm using finger quotes, you could
swing from building to building.
Speaker 3 (42:53):
Yeah, that sounds dangerous.
Speaker 1 (42:54):
It'd be cool if you could buy and you know
those velker walls where people like jump up and stick themselves. Come,
those two things have a real Spider Man experience.
Speaker 3 (43:03):
Great idea.
Speaker 4 (43:03):
Yeah, do you guys remember the myth of the Spider
play that never happened because they couldn't get it out
of production.
Speaker 2 (43:10):
Okay, people kept dying and dying.
Speaker 3 (43:12):
Yeah, yeah, so.
Speaker 1 (43:13):
That's not going to be it if we're not trying
to put on a show. So we can have all
the like soft spongy stuff at the bottom.
Speaker 3 (43:20):
All the soft sponge stuff.
Speaker 2 (43:21):
I got some soft spongy stuff.
Speaker 3 (43:23):
From the bottom.
Speaker 2 (43:25):
I said what I said.
Speaker 3 (43:25):
I heard it, and it was all was yeah, right
point the bell was nervous.
Speaker 4 (43:33):
We will This exhibit is going to be available until
February eighth, twenty twenty six.
Speaker 3 (43:39):
I might have to go a few times. I think
you will.
Speaker 4 (43:41):
Yes, I absolutely will. And more to that point, we
have that rooster. He is on the way with another
chance to win one thousand dollars on a rock ninety
five to five?
Speaker 2 (43:55):
Mary about it a rock ninety five five?
Speaker 5 (43:57):
Boys, mote text time all right, some text messages. You
can always text us eight four four five ninety five fifty.
Speaker 3 (44:06):
That's the number from the six three.
Speaker 5 (44:07):
Oh l ma oh that bleep made my morning.
Speaker 3 (44:12):
You guys are awesome. F Mark.
Speaker 7 (44:15):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (44:15):
Mark was big manager that was giving tips from his bartenders.
We called him out on there today. That felt good
for me too. Yeah, I could tell, yeah, you were
in a different zone.
Speaker 2 (44:23):
That was really cathartic for me.
Speaker 7 (44:24):
I was.
Speaker 2 (44:24):
I was kind of a dick to him.
Speaker 5 (44:26):
From the two oh one New Plan, Maris talks Michael
and Maria into spooning. They fart launched themselves into orbit
and Maris doesn't have to worry about his blood pressure
ever again.
Speaker 3 (44:36):
Oh my god, I.
Speaker 2 (44:37):
Think that's just the inevitable end of this show.
Speaker 3 (44:40):
Like, or are we talking about how we sign off
our preferences?
Speaker 8 (44:43):
Right?
Speaker 5 (44:43):
I like to be I like to be spooned. Yeah,
no matter how small the lovely lady is. I just
I just like like a backpack. And you said I
like to be the backpack.
Speaker 2 (44:52):
No, I like to be a jet pack.
Speaker 1 (44:53):
Jet pack because I liked to toute and propel us
off of this planet.
Speaker 3 (44:57):
It's true.
Speaker 5 (44:57):
If you're on the inside, you can't toote. He'll be
blown to It's right into the other person.
Speaker 7 (45:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (45:01):
I'd be like, Mikey, you ready, and you'd be like,
let's go to space.
Speaker 3 (45:09):
And then you're completely relaxed. Yeah, Maris is just take
a nap.
Speaker 1 (45:13):
He's like a watch those imbeciles take off into the sunset.
Speaker 5 (45:17):
From the two one nine. As soon as you cut
the cheese, it's stinking up the room. Don't care what
you're wearing. Stinky Mikey. Correct, that's accurate.
Speaker 3 (45:24):
Well that's not true.
Speaker 2 (45:25):
Pants don't trap on your fart.
Speaker 5 (45:27):
I have boxer briefs and jeans on. If I fart,
I have at least three seconds to get out of
the room. It doesn't instantly, just no, unless you're saran wrapped. Yeah, yeah,
that's all still breatheable. I try that tomorrow. From the
sixth three. Oh, good morning, Maria Merrison. Michael, Michael. That
doesn't work the way the stink is instantaneous. And besides,
when it comes to something like that. I would rather
(45:48):
bear the shame than the pain. Yeah, yeah, my tummy
was hurting a little bit today.
Speaker 2 (45:52):
Got the rum blease.
Speaker 5 (45:54):
You can always text us about farts or anything at
eight four four nine ninety five fifty. That's eight four
five if fifty. Yes, Rock ninety five to five Chicago's
rock station. A first day and we've done another show
in the studio here and it feels.
Speaker 3 (46:14):
Good, doesn't it? It really does?
Speaker 2 (46:17):
Oh is Thursday? If only there were a jingle for
that day.
Speaker 6 (46:22):
It's Rock ninety five five Thursday.
Speaker 2 (46:24):
This is the jingle, but we're not put it up
bar not this week.
Speaker 6 (46:27):
The best way to enjoyed Thursday.
Speaker 2 (46:29):
Correction too much.
Speaker 6 (46:32):
I gotta tell you one we think drink.
Speaker 1 (46:41):
I like death metal thirst today. I used to do
genre mix ups back when I had that night show.
Speaker 2 (46:46):
Uh duh, pope.
Speaker 1 (46:47):
Yes, that's a new beer that's going to be released
this weekend by Burning Bush Brewery in Horner Park. My
favorite part is that it's only going to be five
dollars a beer. I knowsh eight dollars for a handshake
that includes a shot of alert. It really doesn't get
more Chicago than a beer called dump Pop.
Speaker 2 (47:06):
The shot of milort for only eight bucks.
Speaker 3 (47:09):
That's a blessing in itself.
Speaker 2 (47:11):
Give me, give me a.
Speaker 3 (47:17):
Beer, my Lord.
Speaker 2 (47:24):
Morning on Rock Dwive, Thursday,
That's what I need, not a situationship, a spoon man
just to want to come over and spoon me.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
What.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
No, it's actually very valid.
Speaker 4 (00:10):
I read a report that couples of snuggle have better
attachment and just less.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
Stress in life.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Oh no, I don't ever want to be attached to again.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
That was terrible.
Speaker 5 (00:20):
I'm writing a new song, woman, big spoon. I like
to be spooned. I like to be this little spoon. Yeah,
isn't that crazy because I'm enormous.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
I'm well, No, I'm big, and I like to be
a jet packed.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
So yeah, I'm a jet pack because i'd be farting.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
It's cute.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
We're taking off to say that and some.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
Kind of gross at the same time, whispered me for
You're like, are you ready to go to space?
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Into the sunset?
Speaker 3 (00:56):
Good morning, morn Rock.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
It's Maria Palmer.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
I'm mariss I'm stinking Mike.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Yeah, I was gonna say, how are toots today?
Speaker 3 (01:05):
I've had coffee early, so good luck.
Speaker 4 (01:08):
I know yesterday we were gassy, but today I was
kind of like, oh maybe no, Michael came in and
just ripped one.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
Hey, I ripped it, but I ran out of the
studio real quick.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
So we're gonna ripped it in the studio.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
But it stays in my pants, that's not it does
for just a second. It doesn't if I too right now.
Speaker 5 (01:23):
If I if I blow one right now and I
just stand up and go out the door, you're not
gonna smell a thing.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
I don't think that that's true, prop dusty guys. I
think it's like a sneeze like that.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
First off, that's.
Speaker 6 (01:36):
The main one.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
But but my pants are my mask.
Speaker 4 (01:39):
But you're not wearing plastic pants. Your your pants are breathable.
I know, but there's a double layer. I got the boxers,
then I got the jeans. It's got to take at
least a second.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Ninety fifty text us if you know the physics of
fart pants.
Speaker 4 (01:57):
Now w hi weather with Michael, who likes moisture readings
way too much.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
I hate you so much. Get yourself dingling. It's winter again,
so that's fun.
Speaker 7 (02:17):
Stop it.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
Holy moll.
Speaker 5 (02:18):
I was walking in today, I thought I was like,
I should have brought my gloves. What is the deal
with this cold weather?
Speaker 3 (02:22):
Is this a thing?
Speaker 1 (02:26):
No?
Speaker 3 (02:26):
I mean like now, isn't it supposed to be spring
and summer?
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Yeah, Hey, remember when you were really excited about winter,
I'm not anymore. And then I told you, hey, wait
until mid May.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
You cured me.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
Now it's the end of May, so I even like.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
So rules me.
Speaker 4 (02:40):
Yeah, you gotta wait till after Memorial Okay. Yeah, and
it's obviously going to be a cooler one. But yeah,
once we get into June, it's still gonna be cooler.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
But July is gonna hate you like a sack of breaks.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
Yeah, and July and August are going to be relentless.
Speaker 5 (02:55):
Fine, relentless me. I could take a I could take
a serious beating after all.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Right, Oh, I would love to volunteer.
Speaker 5 (03:03):
High fifty five today, mostly cloudy, got to be fairly dry.
Might see a sunstroke a little later, what sunbeam?
Speaker 8 (03:12):
Okay, a little bit later in the afternoon, but see
anyone's sun stroking anything.
Speaker 4 (03:16):
I was gonna say, garbage man, Dan's gonna be like sunstroke.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
That's in July.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
Garbage Mandan, Hey, garbage mandown.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
If you want to text us your weather report, we'd
love to know accurate weather comparing contrast.
Speaker 5 (03:30):
So high fifty five, low forty six, mostly cloudy and
maybe a few sun breaks.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
This afternoon.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Other than that, right, well, indude, we got Thursday stuff.
Speaker 5 (03:39):
Coming up, it is right, yeah, June seventh at the
Field Museum, we are going to be dressed up in
dinosaur costumes, racing for the chance to win a thousand
dollars and you're invited.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
Registration open now.
Speaker 5 (03:51):
Find out everything at Rock nine five five CCHI dot com.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
What a day, Yes, it is.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
What a special day dedicated to the art of drinking.
It's Thursday.
Speaker 6 (04:03):
It's wrong ninety five five Thursday.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Tell you, but we're not at it a bar, not
this week.
Speaker 6 (04:08):
The best way to enjoined Thursday.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
Correction please list that's good.
Speaker 6 (04:13):
We're gonna tell you what do we think? Maybe, but
you borner a drink?
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Oh, I am so excited about this one. Burning Bush Brewery.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
It's awesome.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Yeah, immediately the brewery to do this.
Speaker 7 (04:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
And Horner Park has announced a new ale Pang homage
the first Chicago born Pope, Pope Leo the fourteenth.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
It's named donp.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
Pope, Easy and straightforward.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
Yeah, and that starts this weekend. And here's what I like.
Five dollars pints. Oh yeah, Donpe Pope for five bucks.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
Oh I like that.
Speaker 8 (04:49):
A last somebody should make a beer in call holy
Water there. Yeah, they're kind of funny, there are, and
they're so good.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
There's like so many breweries that have a holy Water
and they're all a always good because like holy water
is always like a logger or pilsner or.
Speaker 7 (05:03):
Something like that.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
I like, oh, yeah, they're out there, Michael Nice.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
They're also doing eight dollar handshakes with a shot of Alert. Yeah,
so get you a pope and a alert shot for
eight bucks.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
Oh yeah, they say what kind of beard pope is?
Speaker 2 (05:20):
Let's say it says an American mild ale?
Speaker 1 (05:24):
Oh yes, yes, it says this low a b v
ale accentuates multi flavors with notes of caramel toasted nuts.
Tell me more the light fruit flavor. It's dark in color,
but light bodied and easy drinking to ease into your
(05:46):
day weekends.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
Tell me your confession.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
I'm ready to have a drink of dull.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
No, that sounds no saving a beer. That's the name
of the beer.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
Right again.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
I'm ready to sip on the Pope. Nope, I am
ready to.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
Pour the Pope down my throat. I think that one
was good.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
Fun to the head.
Speaker 4 (06:29):
Today will be after eight and have your next chance
to get qualified and win.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
Tickets four rock the Country.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
What you here the giants?
Speaker 3 (06:41):
I did, I was ignoring trying.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
Dear listener.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
That was the sound of Mikey deciding to move his
microphone once it was turned on, instead of several minutes beforehand,
when you could have gotten that into position.
Speaker 5 (06:55):
I glanced over saw Maris's fingers. The mics were still off,
but right when I went he pushed the buttons down.
Do the best we can do. We need lube or
WD forty a little bold.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
Oh you need some new technology, Mikey. Yes, everyone really
needs some new technology, but just now it is eventually
going to be turned against you and used in the
inevitable human visus robot wall.
Speaker 3 (07:26):
News from the front of the inevitable human robot War.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Google on Tuesday rolled out AI Mode. It's designed to
provide users more detailed and tailored responses to questions entered
into the search engine. This is different from like the
AI overfus that it gives you right now, Oh okay,
you know, you type something into Google right now, and
then it kind of answers your question and like a
brief summarized paragraph and then also gives you like the
(07:49):
more typical Google search underneath that. This is somewhat similar,
but it's more like when you enter a prompt into Google,
you can enter it like you would enter it into
chat chee. So you can be like, hey, I'm looking
to redesign my living room. Find me a furniture store
that has this couch with this end table set and
(08:10):
this paint, and it can give you all of those
responses in one search results.
Speaker 5 (08:16):
About time, m hmm, chagipt's been whooping. Google's asked for
a while now, But I don't ever use Google anymore.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
But how long have you been? You have a Gmail?
Speaker 7 (08:24):
Right?
Speaker 3 (08:25):
Yeah? How long have you had that? Oh my god,
it's the beginning of time? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (08:29):
True?
Speaker 3 (08:30):
Do you know how much Google knows about you? Without
you knowing? How much it knows?
Speaker 1 (08:34):
Is?
Speaker 3 (08:34):
I don't care.
Speaker 5 (08:34):
I don't do anything bad if I'm if I'm starting,
for the most part, not that I can get in
real trouble for it.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
If I'm going to start fresh with AI, I don't
want it to be Google. They know too much already.
Speaker 4 (08:46):
I don't want it to be like, hey, Maris, did
you know that the tickets dropped for the Lions game?
It's coming up this weekend, and I'm like, absolutely not.
Don't steal my money.
Speaker 3 (08:56):
Google.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
Oh it's cute that you. Google hasn't sold your information
to like everyone, literally everywhere.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
It's everywhere, like literally everywhere, like Zuck and Bezos looking
up your address right now, being like, so.
Speaker 4 (09:08):
I accidentally googled my email address. I thought I was
typing it in to the log in. All my information
was on this website, like what previous locations that I
used to live, my family, and yeah, names directly associated
with everything was there, including work history.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
Googling Marius right now, and it was I was about
to say, you're gonna just put this information out there,
and was it all accurate? Can you confirm on air
that that is accurate information to be found about inno.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
Oh my gosh, literally docks yourself just now.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
I just googled Marri's Chicago. The first thing that comes up,
I hate to even say this, the story about how
Maris got the name Maris Harris girls Girl is the
first thing that pops up. And it is literally Maria
telling the story and just.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Like be like, oh, Mara's you're hearing, like.
Speaker 3 (10:05):
Wow, you can Holy moly, this is wild.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
And I was gonna say, that's how they get you.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
But we've already been got and we are in the
midst of the inevitable yeah versus robot war.
Speaker 5 (10:17):
This was news from the front of the inevitable human
robot war.
Speaker 4 (10:22):
This summer, you're gonna get a very special performance from
back at Ravinia as he's performing with the Chicago Symphony Orchestra.
Speaker 3 (10:29):
That's kind of cool.
Speaker 4 (10:30):
That's going to be wild all going down on July
twenty third in orchestra.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
I thought he only needed two turntables and a microphone.
Speaker 3 (10:38):
Where's the bell?
Speaker 2 (10:39):
Where's the bell?
Speaker 5 (10:40):
Clinger likes the studio very clean, so Maris has his
things around him.
Speaker 3 (10:46):
And then when we come in each state, they've been moved.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
Yeah, it's always say, oh, let's find our stuff kind
of morning. Hey you've heard the ND five hundred. Yeah,
now get ready for the Weenie five hundred. Joy oh boy,
six Oscar Mayer wienermobiles. Come on, will race in the
first ever Weeny five hundred at the Indianapolis Motor Speedway tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
We bet on this. I want to I'm looking it up.
You want to bet on I want to be.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
Okay the race, it's the first, everyone, the giant hot
dog shaped vehicles, each representing a different US regional hot dog,
like the New York Dog or the Chili Dog.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
We must assume there's gonna be a Chicago dog.
Speaker 3 (11:29):
Chicago.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
I want that poppy seed, Bun. I want some jard.
Speaker 5 (11:33):
Draftings free play to pool free playpool. DraftKings is offering
a free to play contest where you can predict various
outcomes of the Weenie five hundred.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
Incredible.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
I love that it's a two point five mile oval
trek during carb Day. Okay, it's the first time in
over a decade that all six wienermobiles have been together
in their first competitive race.
Speaker 8 (11:58):
Ever.
Speaker 5 (11:58):
There is a chie dog there, as there should be.
We have the Chili Dog, the Son Sonnran Dog, Sonoran Dog,
so Southwest, a slow dog which is the Southeast, New
York Dog, East and Midwest Baby.
Speaker 3 (12:14):
I like it.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
Hell yeah, the divers called hot doggers.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
We'll wear special just keeps getting We wear special hot
dog themed race suits. The winner will celebrate in the
Wieners Circle. Hey they stole that from us. We already
have a Wiener.
Speaker 5 (12:30):
Circle, we do. Yeah, we still got to go there
and get the what it was it chocolate shake. I
don't know what this means, but he always laughs.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
Laughing like that, and I haven't been so I don't know.
Speaker 5 (12:42):
Gosh, okay, is it like Portillo's chocolate shake, the cakeshake?
Speaker 4 (12:44):
We have? Yeah, sure, but we have we have to
stay up, stay up. I can't go and just get
a hot dog after work. This has got to be
like we're out.
Speaker 3 (12:55):
On a night.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
Oh okay, so after a show sometime they're going to
do it.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
So instead of like the champagne spray at the end
of the race, I'm sorry for making the sand gesture,
but I'm shaking a champagne bottle.
Speaker 3 (13:06):
Is that hot dog water?
Speaker 2 (13:08):
No, it's con spray, condiment spray?
Speaker 3 (13:12):
Because my brain went where Michael's hot dog water?
Speaker 2 (13:15):
Yeah, hot dog water?
Speaker 1 (13:16):
Okay, you can watch that Fox Sports app two BM
then yeah, I bet on that winner through DraftKings.
Speaker 3 (13:22):
I can't wait for that.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
Still bet on that winter.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
If you spend money on a Wiener mobile race, then
it's verifiably an addiction.
Speaker 3 (13:31):
At that point, you got to throw it all in
on the shy dog. What are you talking about?
Speaker 6 (13:35):
I'm worried about you.
Speaker 3 (13:37):
It's a five dollars. What's the worst going to come
out of that?
Speaker 2 (13:40):
You're going to lose five dollars. Can you afford to
lose my dollars in this economy?
Speaker 4 (13:47):
Working on a new album fingers crossed be out sometime
in the near future.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
Working on a new album, he said as a question,
because we're not entirely confident, we don't want to give
you waighty for me.
Speaker 3 (13:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (13:58):
When when say they're working on something, it could be
like Tool where it could be a twenty year project
and we're going to get or it could be the
farewell tour for the fifteenth time.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
So it is weird that manner James Keenan takes so
long considering he has the tools.
Speaker 3 (14:15):
Thank you, You're welcome.
Speaker 5 (14:16):
That was solid An give us his completed work on
their nightth studio album titled Something New in the Water
Something in the Water, which is scheduled for release October tenth.
Speaker 3 (14:25):
Did I get it right?
Speaker 6 (14:26):
Good job?
Speaker 5 (14:27):
Front men Brandon Boy confirmed at the album as full
of recorded next time after.
Speaker 3 (14:32):
We are going to go.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
All right, well that's what's happening when they give us.
Speaker 4 (14:36):
So yesterday we got a call from Xander Oh very
upset bartender Boss is skimming off the top of the
tip jar.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
It's happened here before. This one's sitting close to home.
Speaker 3 (14:47):
Yeah, yeah, so I'm mad. I think it's about time
we get to Boss.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
A call that's gonna say full disclosure to your listener.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
The issue why we're telling you that this is happening
now is because we already tried to call the Boss
and he.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
Didn't pick up. So we're gonna try during commercial break.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
Radio we're going to get probably maybe we'll see you
coming up.
Speaker 7 (15:12):
Good morning.
Speaker 3 (15:13):
Are we speaking with Mark?
Speaker 7 (15:14):
This is Mark? How are you?
Speaker 1 (15:16):
Hey?
Speaker 3 (15:16):
How you doing?
Speaker 1 (15:17):
Uh?
Speaker 5 (15:17):
Hi?
Speaker 7 (15:18):
Mark?
Speaker 2 (15:18):
We have to tell you that you are on the
air right now. My name is Maria Palmer.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
We're calling you from the morning mosh pit on Rock
ninety five to five.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
Do you listen?
Speaker 7 (15:27):
I know you guys.
Speaker 3 (15:29):
What's going on?
Speaker 8 (15:30):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (15:30):
Well, we love a fan of the show. Hey man,
So we had one of your bartenders call us last
week and we have a couple of questions for you.
Are you in charge of distributing tips amongst your employees?
Speaker 7 (15:46):
Very weird question, but yes, I am cool.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
So we have some numbers in front of us. We're
seeing a little discrepancies we got sent our way. So
on the sixteenth, it looks like the amount of tips
that were pulled for the restaurant were eight ndred and
forty two dollars, but seven hundred and forty two is
distributed amongst the bartenders whoa may second, the number that
was taken in was nine to sixty, the number that
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was distributed was seven sixty.
Speaker 2 (16:14):
And on April.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
Eighteenth, the number that was taken in was eighty three
and the number that was distributed among staff was seven
eighty three.
Speaker 3 (16:24):
Noticing a trend here, Mark.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
Do you have any idea what's happened with those extra dollars?
Speaker 3 (16:30):
Mark's buying drugs?
Speaker 7 (16:32):
I'm sorry, where are you getting this information? What is
this called? What is this even about?
Speaker 1 (16:38):
We are trying to see what is happening with your
bartender's money, because it seems to be going missing despite
the fact that they've earned it and you are the
one right in charge of the money.
Speaker 3 (16:48):
They think you're stealing it. Market Mark, You're accusing me of.
Speaker 7 (16:51):
Stealing the money, not accusing me.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
I'm asking questions for sure, with heavy implications, absolutely so,
like what's happening in them with the money? Do you
have an explanation for these discrepancies.
Speaker 7 (17:04):
Listen, I never said I took anything, but if my
presence on the floor helps bring in the money, shouldn't
that be recognized.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
Somehow, probably in the salary that you collected, don't you think?
Speaker 3 (17:17):
Okay?
Speaker 7 (17:17):
And and where are you where are you even getting
this information? Who's telling you these specific things? Because Xander
is not information? Xander?
Speaker 2 (17:27):
Yeah, Xander, Oh okay.
Speaker 7 (17:28):
Instead of whining about tips, maybe he should focus on
not over pouring every other drink. How about that for
a good story?
Speaker 2 (17:36):
And what is the correct on a drink?
Speaker 7 (17:38):
It's about half of what Xander does. And friends and
Buddy comes in and he gives free drinks, and he
gives them double drinks, and I know he's eming.
Speaker 3 (17:50):
Okay, this isn't about Xander, this is about you.
Speaker 2 (17:54):
Right dude. So so what we have is maybe.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
Xander's overpouring and maybe der skimming about. What we know
Mark is that you are salaried, that there are discrepancies
in the money that you are in charge of handling
and distributing to your employees, and that therefore means the
discrepancy falls on you. Stop skimming tips from your employees.
When you're taking a salary that's illegal. By the way,
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this is Xander's two week notice. Mark, thank you Sarah
for your call.
Speaker 2 (18:21):
Respect. Your bartenders suck it?
Speaker 7 (18:24):
Are you.
Speaker 3 (18:27):
All right? You want to talk?
Speaker 7 (18:29):
You want to talk? Fairness, I haven't taken a day
off in months, so forgive me if I think I
deserve some appreciation.
Speaker 2 (18:35):
No, I'm not taking a day off in months.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
I bet your bartenders have been taking lavish vacations with
all the tips that you haven't been distributing to them.
Speaker 7 (18:42):
I can't, I can't even I can't even write my
head around what's going on right now? You're going to
go real bitch?
Speaker 2 (18:47):
Oh yeah, I am Bye, Mark.
Speaker 9 (18:53):
Five ish things you almost certainly need to know.
Speaker 3 (18:57):
It's a hell of a community service, that much. All right,
let's roll into it. Let's not roll like these hams.
Speaker 4 (19:06):
What twenty tons of ham lost in a Virginia truck crashed,
involved three vehicles and I cried.
Speaker 2 (19:14):
This ham's really were spiraling? Hey, thank you?
Speaker 3 (19:17):
Pretty good? Oh yeah, the court gotten away.
Speaker 4 (19:20):
Yes, everybody was okay with non life threatening injuries.
Speaker 3 (19:24):
And for the pigs, well they were well, they were
already dead.
Speaker 4 (19:29):
Yeah, there's no word on if the hams were salvaged
to the point of being used again.
Speaker 3 (19:34):
But I'd hope they just got rid of them.
Speaker 2 (19:36):
God, that would suck to be a pig that got killed.
Speaker 1 (19:38):
And you're like, at least a family is going to
enjoy my butt and then they heaven. Yeah, you guys
just decimated about corps for no reason. Thing.
Speaker 4 (19:47):
The judges are getting smarter out there, as a judge
doesn't buy a man's excuse that three k and are
three thousand fittanol pills were his for his personal use.
Speaker 3 (19:58):
Had the police raided his house and in.
Speaker 4 (20:00):
His bathroom wall found the bag featuring three thousand fence
and all pills and an arrest in twenty twenty four.
While in court, he said he uses the pills himself.
Speaker 3 (20:11):
Got to keep him on the wall.
Speaker 2 (20:12):
Yeah, you got it from the evidence room for safety.
Speaker 4 (20:14):
It accounts to about one hundred pills a day, six
pills an hour of f and you got.
Speaker 3 (20:22):
To stay awake with that.
Speaker 4 (20:24):
Yeah, how was he lying if it was true? Yeah,
he's lying, but yeah he got six years behind Barson.
Speaker 6 (20:30):
Yikes.
Speaker 4 (20:31):
That's Indianapolis Colts owner and CEO Jim Ers passed away
yesterday when.
Speaker 3 (20:38):
He took over the team.
Speaker 4 (20:39):
He was the youngest NFL owner at the time at
the age of thirty seven, and while he was at
the helm of the Colts, he was the sixth winningest
organization in the NFL.
Speaker 3 (20:50):
Since taking over. He had to be there when Peyton
was there, right, yes, yeah, yes, it's pretty good. Payton
put out some touching words on social media.
Speaker 4 (20:57):
Yesterday, billionaire gifted students thousand dollars each at bridge Water
State University. The class of twenty twenty five is getting
five hundred dollars for themselves and another five hundred dollars
to give away to a cause or person who they
believe need it more than they do, which is me
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and my other personality.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
I want to be grateful on behalf of the students
because they could have gotten nothing, but a billionaire being like, here, kid,
here's a couple hundred.
Speaker 2 (21:28):
Don't spend it all in one place. Is kind of appable.
Speaker 3 (21:32):
Is a nice gesture.
Speaker 2 (21:33):
Yeah, could have done Mark could have done more.
Speaker 4 (21:35):
And then finally, there was a gator found sunning himself
on a North Carolina deck where gators aren't very regular
around the area. The cops did come and retrieve the animal,
who went away very easily.
Speaker 3 (21:51):
He's like, how did I get here?
Speaker 2 (21:52):
Did you just try to catch a ten?
Speaker 3 (21:54):
Didn't try, cops, but the police did.
Speaker 4 (21:57):
Want to remind everyone in the area leave wil life
alone and just call us because we're professionals, and I
want to say, nobody's a professional gator grabber.
Speaker 3 (22:06):
That's not a thing. That's not a thing. Gator Grabber
is a great name for a company that like a
pest control company. Gator Grabber Ulsa.
Speaker 2 (22:14):
Florida, hardly nowhere.
Speaker 4 (22:16):
Yeah, that's five things, and we're only going to get
topped with more. We're got amazing news with bad news
bears next, Oh god, I'm getting topped.
Speaker 5 (22:25):
Your chance coming up and eight o'clock hour to win
kid Rock and nickelback tickets with Fun to the head.
We are Rock ninety five to five, Chicago's rock station.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
This has been such a happy day so far, don't
you dare. I don't want to bring it down, don't
you dare? But I have to tell you the news
and keep be informed. I got it, I got it.
Speaker 7 (22:43):
You know what.
Speaker 1 (22:44):
I had a genius suggestion from the corporate chills just
put a positive spin on the news headlines.
Speaker 2 (22:48):
That's something you can just dealt. This is bad news, Bears.
Speaker 1 (22:53):
Fun former tennis coach jailed for upskirt VIDEOSO. You can
only wear skirts and tennis?
Speaker 3 (23:02):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (23:02):
Did you not want to be sexually harassed? Guys should
have thought about that before sports.
Speaker 6 (23:06):
You know.
Speaker 1 (23:08):
Renter kills landscapers sent by landlord Renter killing.
Speaker 3 (23:14):
That's wild.
Speaker 2 (23:15):
Yeah, thats to bad.
Speaker 1 (23:17):
Yeah, hit and run driver killed minutes later in separate
car crash carmel.
Speaker 2 (23:25):
Yeah, final destination is what that is? Thank you?
Speaker 1 (23:31):
No oil found in engine after Delta Airlines flight filled
with smoke and ts Bear report fines.
Speaker 3 (23:40):
What is the deal with these planes? I don't like
that at all.
Speaker 1 (23:42):
I don't know much about airplane mechanics, but you should
have oil in your engines. Delta anyway, less leg room
and higher ticket prices give.
Speaker 2 (23:51):
It to us. All this it's bad news. Bears. You
feel okay?
Speaker 3 (23:57):
Okay, you're right.
Speaker 2 (23:58):
How are you feeling? Miking great?
Speaker 1 (24:00):
Okay, So we're all happy and we're all in formed.
Bad news Bear is successful. I feel like I'm going
to make love in our elevator, but to the elevator
because it's trying to seduce me.
Speaker 2 (24:14):
Have you heard how she says lobby, good morning. She
goes lobby and I'm like, what's up?
Speaker 1 (24:23):
What are we doing in this lobby? Damn girl, somemory.
I mus been on Rock ninety five five boys, what
do we got sports?
Speaker 2 (24:29):
Okay, yay, I love it.
Speaker 3 (24:35):
You're not excited.
Speaker 2 (24:36):
I'm pumped.
Speaker 3 (24:37):
You should be. I know, no Cubs go oh, that's
why you're smiling.
Speaker 5 (24:43):
The Cup secured a narrow two to one victory over
the Miami Marlins yesterday, clinching the series win. Rookie pitcher
Cad Horton delivered a solid performance, and Kyle Tucker continued
his hot streak, hitting a solo home run in the
first inning and later driving in the game winner in
the eighth. It was a single. The Socks suffered a
tough loss six to five to the Seattle Mariners over
there guaranteed right field. Both teams off today.
Speaker 4 (25:06):
I do like that the Socks are fighting, except for
that Crosstown Classic.
Speaker 3 (25:11):
That was a whoop.
Speaker 4 (25:12):
Well that was a whoop, and then they got back
to regular schedule.
Speaker 3 (25:15):
Hey, we're trying to be a baseball team.
Speaker 5 (25:16):
Yeah, absolutely, And the Mariners are doing well, so even
though they did beat them, well I think once in
a series and then that's a close one.
Speaker 3 (25:21):
Last night there.
Speaker 5 (25:22):
Things are looking a little better for the Socks. They're
not the worst team in the league this year.
Speaker 3 (25:25):
That's right. Colorado Rockies are sucking that up. You go Rockies.
That's right.
Speaker 2 (25:28):
Rocks aren't great at sports, they aren't.
Speaker 3 (25:31):
We got some rules updates from the NFL. What happened
with the tush push. I didn't follow this.
Speaker 4 (25:36):
I know you've been eagerly waiting to hear about the
tush push and if you see it in the future,
and you will, oh really push. The tush push was
two votes away from being voted out. One of the
teams that did vote against moving to tush push was
the Lions.
Speaker 3 (25:54):
They want to see it, and I like that. I
like competitive nature.
Speaker 4 (25:57):
I like a team getting it together and figuring how
to stop the tush push versus just banning it because
they can't figure it out.
Speaker 3 (26:04):
Did you hear what big swinging Ben Johnson said? What
did he say?
Speaker 5 (26:08):
He said that he is a man who likes explosive plays,
and the tush push is not an explosive play.
Speaker 2 (26:13):
This is Ben Johnson like an explosive play.
Speaker 4 (26:17):
Swinging Ben Johnson I don't know that Johnson and Poles
have realized what they have done to themselves for the
entire football season Chago. But one of the other rules
that was being voted on was the receding structure for
playoff teams. Right now, it is just if you win
your conference, you're in, and then there's three wild cards
and it's going to stay that way.
Speaker 3 (26:37):
It's not going to be dependent on your record.
Speaker 5 (26:39):
So this was more a meeting for everybody to get
together and just drink and do nothing, essentially.
Speaker 3 (26:45):
Owns.
Speaker 4 (26:47):
And then also, I gotta say, what a game these
NBA playoffs?
Speaker 2 (26:52):
Oh, I know, oh, please indulge us. What do you
They're crazy?
Speaker 3 (26:57):
Absolutely warmer, Who are you going for last night?
Speaker 1 (27:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (27:01):
You know, I'm more just there for the game.
Speaker 3 (27:04):
Fair. Yeah, but it was.
Speaker 4 (27:06):
It was a very good game, so good especially when
it ended up going into overtime.
Speaker 2 (27:10):
That was my thought.
Speaker 4 (27:11):
They thought it was a three, ended up being a two,
so it was like whoa. It was an amazing comeback
by the Pacers as they scored fourteen points in the
last three minutes as the Knicks were leading.
Speaker 3 (27:21):
Yeah, and then they won in overtime.
Speaker 7 (27:23):
Mm hm.
Speaker 2 (27:24):
They're describing it so accurately.
Speaker 5 (27:27):
The Knicks were up by nine with fifty two seconds left.
How do you blow that? All you got to do?
Speaker 3 (27:32):
Is I mean? We saw yeah crazy, you saw you
saw how it got blowing.
Speaker 4 (27:35):
So also keeping up with your NBA playoffs Minnesota and Oka,
See and Action tonight at seven thirty.
Speaker 3 (27:45):
Okay, See has the lead on that series at one game.
Speaker 1 (27:48):
Right now, that's that's Taylor Ship's boyfriend's team right No, see.
Speaker 4 (27:55):
No, Oklahoma City, the city would be You're close, You're
almost there.
Speaker 2 (28:01):
So not Taylor sip sport fn.
Speaker 3 (28:05):
No.
Speaker 9 (28:08):
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Speaker 4 (28:23):
People featuring Kid Rock, Nickelback and Leonard Skinner, all happening
June thirteenth and fourteenth. And as a reminder, mind you,
this is also getting you qualified for a up with
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We're gonna answer some questions for you to win these tickets,
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and if we get them wrong, we're getting shot with
a nerf gun and that number is eight four four
ninety five fifty. Please avoid the nipples if I'm being
shot today, No promises, I know, I know, yes, be
caller ten.
Speaker 3 (28:59):
Now and now Fun to the Head. Yeah, don't worry.
They're using nerve weapons. Hey, we're speaking with Gary. What's
going on? Gary? Not much way to work? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (29:15):
What do you do for work?
Speaker 7 (29:16):
Gary? I work with a johnson supply?
Speaker 1 (29:19):
Oh Johnsonville, what do you supply? I don't understand anything.
I can't wait all right yet?
Speaker 3 (29:32):
Gary? You got that all right?
Speaker 1 (29:35):
I didn't under HVAC. I didn't really understand what he says.
Speaker 4 (29:39):
We got to turn on our heat in Chicago turn
it back off, because you know.
Speaker 2 (29:43):
I did that for the last two weeks.
Speaker 1 (29:44):
I had my air conditioning turned on, so I was like, oh,
we're seventy five, and then then it wasn't my heats on.
Speaker 3 (29:50):
Gary's always ready.
Speaker 4 (29:51):
But Gary is also getting set to win tickets in
Fun to the Head today for Rock the Country, and
we need you to choose one person to answer questions
for you and get shot with nerve darts.
Speaker 7 (30:03):
Oh Gary, all right? So I feel like Marris is
always getting picked. So I want to get someone else
another chance. Let's go with Michael.
Speaker 2 (30:10):
Oh oh what a day.
Speaker 3 (30:14):
Michael, hand me that gun. I've been waiting for this.
I love this.
Speaker 2 (30:18):
Marris. Do you want to ask the questions?
Speaker 3 (30:21):
Yeah? I can do that.
Speaker 2 (30:22):
You don't have to.
Speaker 1 (30:25):
I just figured since for once you're not answering, this
should be your moment to shine.
Speaker 3 (30:29):
Yeah, let me hold on, let me Oh yeah, baby,
that felt good.
Speaker 2 (30:34):
Oh yeah, good to watch.
Speaker 3 (30:36):
Honestly, let's go, Michael. Are you ready? I like watching. Yes,
let's go. Jesus participating, sir, all right, question one? Oh god,
hold on, let me up straight here. Let me get
a sip of coffee. Okay, all right, we're good.
Speaker 4 (30:50):
What fruit flavorite malt beverage was so popular in the
early two thousands it caused people to get tyced in
surprise chugging attacks.
Speaker 2 (31:01):
You've never been iced before beverage.
Speaker 3 (31:03):
I didn't drink much till I was older.
Speaker 2 (31:05):
Oh, I'm gonna ice you so hard at some point.
Speaker 3 (31:08):
Oh my god. Fruit flavor melt beverage?
Speaker 2 (31:11):
I don't know, Zeena, although to be fair kind of close,
he is close.
Speaker 5 (31:18):
Well, beer doesn't have fruit flavor, so it's got to
be some crappy like, what wine cooler or something.
Speaker 3 (31:23):
It was smearinoff ice.
Speaker 2 (31:26):
You've never been ice?
Speaker 3 (31:27):
I don't know what that means, Gerry, have you been
ice before?
Speaker 7 (31:30):
I haven't.
Speaker 1 (31:31):
It's when you surprise someone with a smeir and off
ice and then they have to take a knee right
then and there and chug it. I was dating an
engineer at the time when it was peak icing, and
he had roommates with like a lab in there, and
one time we emptied out a Jack Daniels bottle. We
put he was able to cut around the glass because
(31:52):
he had like a lab in his apartment. He put
a smear andoff ice inside the Jack Daniels bottle, remelted
the glass together, filled it up with pepsi so that
it looked like Jack Daniels. Handed it to my boyfriend
at the time, and then he was like, hey, look
a little closer in that bottle.
Speaker 3 (32:10):
He looks.
Speaker 2 (32:11):
He's like, did you just ice me, dude?
Speaker 3 (32:14):
And he did.
Speaker 2 (32:15):
It was wide okay, sorry about that, Gary.
Speaker 3 (32:18):
That sounds like you know what I'm gonna do. I'm
gonna go no question too. As you got to get
this one right here.
Speaker 4 (32:27):
What US City's airport has a talking gargoyle that roast
passengers with conspiracy.
Speaker 5 (32:35):
I've been like in Colorado the past five years. I've
been on a scary airport many times.
Speaker 2 (32:40):
Is that why you like conspiracy theories because the gargoyle?
Speaker 3 (32:42):
No, it's not because of that. I like them because
most of them come true.
Speaker 2 (32:45):
Gary. Have you been to the Denver Airport?
Speaker 3 (32:49):
I have not. It's crazy.
Speaker 5 (32:50):
They actually have like signs throughout the airport that like
sort of encourage the conspiracy theories.
Speaker 3 (32:55):
You know, it's weird, it's interesting. Yeah, huh. All right,
all right, so we're one for two one foot two.
Question three?
Speaker 4 (33:03):
What iconic rum is made in Puerto Rico but features
a bat.
Speaker 10 (33:08):
On the bottle like moon like in Moonlights? As Batman's
bartender Bacardi? I don't know any other kind of.
Speaker 1 (33:17):
Yeah, yeah, we know Bacardi.
Speaker 2 (33:21):
We all know bart We wish we knew Baccarty a
little less.
Speaker 3 (33:25):
Oh I actually can't drink Bacardi anymore.
Speaker 2 (33:27):
Oh yeah, is there a story there?
Speaker 5 (33:29):
There is?
Speaker 2 (33:29):
Can we hear it on Loopers?
Speaker 3 (33:30):
We will absolutely hear it on loop that's our podcast.
They get the question four? You get this one? Gary
gets the tickets?
Speaker 4 (33:41):
What nineteen ninety eight PlayStation game introduced.
Speaker 3 (33:44):
A Marsupio who wore Georges.
Speaker 10 (33:47):
And spun like your cousin on Red Bull. I only
had Nintendo, I didn't have to PlayStation. Oh so I
have no idea Gary for the steal. Can you help
him out here?
Speaker 7 (33:59):
I'm not sure?
Speaker 4 (34:01):
Oh my god, I guess from either of you know, Michael?
Speaker 2 (34:05):
Now, okay, no one wants to swing it.
Speaker 3 (34:09):
Sho real close to my chin. That would be crash bendicoot.
Oh okay, I remember crash, Yeah, I mean I remember
of him.
Speaker 2 (34:20):
Not gonna get in the marsupial argument.
Speaker 3 (34:22):
No, don't you dare? Don't you dare? Don't final question for.
Speaker 2 (34:26):
All the marbles, you have to get it.
Speaker 3 (34:29):
What bourbon whiskey is wrapped in red wax?
Speaker 5 (34:34):
Maker's mark? Not makers Mark? I actually really like Maker's mark,
so it's one of my favorites.
Speaker 3 (34:39):
Mikey pulled it off. You want who your table bottle room?
Speaker 1 (34:44):
Yeah? Oh, you said, creak game with it before you
go to rock the country.
Speaker 3 (34:48):
Huh.
Speaker 4 (34:48):
I was going to say, a gentleman of fine distinguishment
carry Maker's markets. Yes, stick, and you are headed to
rock the country. A festival for we the people. All
happening in Hastings, Michigan on June thirteenth and fourteenth, featuring
Kid Rock, Nickelback, Leonard skinnerd Afroman on a DJ set,
the Yin.
Speaker 3 (35:07):
Yang Twins on a DJ set.
Speaker 4 (35:11):
You are qualified for a VIP package that we will
be giving away.
Speaker 3 (35:14):
Tomorrow that includes a camping past Gary. Who are you
going to take to this one with you?
Speaker 7 (35:21):
My girlfriend?
Speaker 2 (35:26):
Great to fiance? Say, what is your fiance's name?
Speaker 7 (35:31):
Her name's Kristen.
Speaker 3 (35:32):
Oh, Hey, Kristin. Shout out to Christian Oh.
Speaker 2 (35:38):
I just wanted to feel comfortable for.
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Get your tickets at Rockthecountry dot com. All thanks to
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Speaker 3 (35:51):
Rooster is right around the corner in three minutes and
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Speaker 2 (36:10):
What don't sign?
Speaker 3 (36:12):
We're gonna do it. It's fun. It's yeah, it's okay,
it's fun. It's all right, it's fun.
Speaker 4 (36:18):
It's time for kids Bob four pack kids Bob tickets
so you can be at the cert of five Tour
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these lovely tickets that you've been requesting since forever, you
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Speaker 2 (36:37):
I'm going to sing at you.
Speaker 3 (36:39):
Any teasing on what the Maria Bop will be today?
Speaker 2 (36:42):
M hm, No, we're not quite there yet. It takes
some time to get there, that's what she said.
Speaker 3 (36:49):
Are we talking about the Maria.
Speaker 2 (36:51):
Takes some time to get there?
Speaker 3 (36:54):
Fair enough?
Speaker 4 (36:55):
I see what you did there, and we'll find out
together in mere moments. But we need collar eight four
four ninety five fifty kids Bump and Maria bup on
the line.
Speaker 3 (37:07):
Rock ninety five to five. Are we speaking with Craig?
Speaker 5 (37:11):
You are?
Speaker 7 (37:12):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (37:12):
What's going on? Crag that much? Oh? Where do you work?
Speaker 7 (37:17):
I'm a care give it.
Speaker 3 (37:18):
Oh look at you, Craig.
Speaker 2 (37:21):
I like Craig in the morning, Craigs and Bacon. Yeah,
thank you.
Speaker 4 (37:25):
Yes, Craig, you have won a four pack of tickets
to Kids Bop Live, the Certified Bob Tour, all happening
at Creig Union want Amphitheater on August fifteenth and The
obligatory question is do you have kids to take to
this lovely event?
Speaker 7 (37:39):
Yes, my nieces and nephew.
Speaker 3 (37:41):
There we go, crags beautiful.
Speaker 4 (37:43):
Now, before we can actually give you the tickets, we
got to torture you for a second.
Speaker 2 (37:48):
Are you ready, Craig, do you know what's about to happen?
Speaker 7 (37:51):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (37:52):
He likes to be tortured.
Speaker 2 (37:54):
Oh well, I like to torture.
Speaker 1 (37:56):
We can have fun. Oh boy, Craig, what's gonna happen?
That's okay, it's alright if he doesn't know what happened.
In in fact, I think I might prefer it eggs, bacon
and sausage.
Speaker 2 (38:13):
It's only in your head, not your mouth, and that's
just wrong.
Speaker 6 (38:19):
So try your best to get him out of bed,
grab yourself a.
Speaker 2 (38:26):
Pan and spat you lah and make that plate.
Speaker 1 (38:32):
It's breakfast time, fit, old girl, It's hit the griddle,
breakfast time. Peg ekes an oj and hash brown side
frends justin bacon.
Speaker 2 (38:41):
It tastes so right, so right, it's a hit.
Speaker 3 (38:44):
Wow, it's a hit. Now I'm hungry, Maria. It's a
breakfast hit at the griddle.
Speaker 4 (38:50):
So Craig, can you give us a report card on
Maria's Maria Bob today.
Speaker 3 (38:55):
What do you think?
Speaker 8 (38:57):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (38:58):
Give us great? It was great, okay, great? Yeah, yeah
and the great officially a report card. Great.
Speaker 4 (39:07):
Now, Creig, you're all set. You're going to Kids Bob,
the certified Bob tour.
Speaker 2 (39:12):
That was by the band Jimmy Eats Breakfast.
Speaker 3 (39:16):
Yeah, you're welcome on that one. So, Craig, you're all set.
Speaker 4 (39:18):
And for the rest of you, and I know it's
all of you that want your tickets to Kids Bop
as well.
Speaker 3 (39:26):
It is the Morning Mastros.
Speaker 2 (39:30):
Okay, I t.
Speaker 3 (39:37):
We're almost done with the show.
Speaker 11 (39:38):
Hell of the Morning in the final hour here, you've
been doing it definite Thursday, Michael, let's just keep it moving.
Speaker 5 (39:49):
That news for you new documentary titled The Ballad of
Judas Priest is in production.
Speaker 1 (39:55):
Uh.
Speaker 5 (39:56):
And the producer and the man who is co directing
the film, Tom Morello, Oh yeah, breaking the Law. And
you've got another thing coming in chronicle. The band's working
class Birmingham, UK roots to their modern status is Grammy
winning Rock and Roll Hall of Fame inductees.
Speaker 2 (40:15):
You said, Tom Morello and Judas Grist and I was sold.
Speaker 3 (40:18):
Let's go.
Speaker 5 (40:19):
Yeah, this is kind of fun. Josh Freeze. We've been
talking about him getting fired from the Foo Fighters. Yeah,
he's drummed for many a band over his time, studio musician,
great guy, He played drums for a Perfect Circle. Yeah
he So, after getting fired and making kind of a
big deal about it, he put out sort of a
tongue in cheek top ten list and reasons he could
be booted from the Foo Fighters. One that one was
(40:40):
that he could only name one Fugazi song, and one
of the other ones was quote, I refused to perform
unless I was granted I guaranteed a Ouiji board and
numb chucks after every show. So he says that he
went home and there was a Ouiji board and nunchucks
waiting for him with a note from Maynor and the
guys in a Perfect Circle listed and it said ten
(41:02):
reasons why we want Josh Freeze on tour forever waits.
Speaker 2 (41:08):
I like that rock bands are boyfriends.
Speaker 3 (41:09):
Yeah, that's a cool thing tonight. It's very romantic.
Speaker 5 (41:12):
Yeah, And we're talking about the rumors about who might
be replacing him on the for the Foo Fighters. Rumor
was Taylor Hawkins' son. Now heavy rumors are leaning in
the way of the drummer from Jane's addiction.
Speaker 2 (41:27):
Oh that would be good.
Speaker 5 (41:28):
They're never playing together again as we found out. Yeah,
so that'll be interesting. We'll keep you up to date
on that. And if you want rock and free music
and concert listings and everything, just go to RAP nine
five five chi doc.
Speaker 1 (41:45):
Alert.
Speaker 3 (41:46):
It's time to dark out, Dork. We shall spoder Man.
Spiderman sixty seven's out.
Speaker 4 (41:58):
This is a very different experience at the Griffin Museum
of Science and Industry as a new exhibit opens up today.
Marvels Spider Man beyond amazing. The exhibition sounds fun.
Speaker 3 (42:11):
You get to see.
Speaker 4 (42:12):
So many different aspects of Spider Man, from the comic books,
to props and costumes from your favorite Spider Man movies,
and cutting edge interactive installations all over the place. It
is a perfectly instagrammable event for all Marvel fans, especially
if you're like me and you're a fan of Spider Man.
Speaker 3 (42:31):
If you couldn't tell, I'm very excited about this.
Speaker 4 (42:34):
They have life size statues that you can take pictures with,
including Miles Morales, Goes Spider and of course the Peter
Parker himself Spider Man.
Speaker 5 (42:44):
It'll be cool as if for like a Spider Man exhibit.
If they you know how you can like bungee from
places they made it so it would be like you
could bungee. Suppose, like I'm using finger quotes, you could
swing from building to building.
Speaker 3 (42:53):
Yeah, that sounds dangerous.
Speaker 1 (42:54):
It'd be cool if you could buy and you know
those velker walls where people like jump up and stick themselves. Come,
those two things have a real Spider Man experience.
Speaker 3 (43:03):
Great idea.
Speaker 4 (43:03):
Yeah, do you guys remember the myth of the Spider
play that never happened because they couldn't get it out
of production.
Speaker 2 (43:10):
Okay, people kept dying and dying.
Speaker 3 (43:12):
Yeah, yeah, so.
Speaker 1 (43:13):
That's not going to be it if we're not trying
to put on a show. So we can have all
the like soft spongy stuff at the bottom.
Speaker 3 (43:20):
All the soft sponge stuff.
Speaker 2 (43:21):
I got some soft spongy stuff.
Speaker 3 (43:23):
From the bottom.
Speaker 2 (43:25):
I said what I said.
Speaker 3 (43:25):
I heard it, and it was all was yeah, right
point the bell was nervous.
Speaker 4 (43:33):
We will This exhibit is going to be available until
February eighth, twenty twenty six.
Speaker 3 (43:39):
I might have to go a few times. I think
you will.
Speaker 4 (43:41):
Yes, I absolutely will. And more to that point, we
have that rooster. He is on the way with another
chance to win one thousand dollars on a rock ninety
five to five?
Speaker 2 (43:55):
Mary about it a rock ninety five five?
Speaker 5 (43:57):
Boys, mote text time all right, some text messages. You
can always text us eight four four five ninety five fifty.
Speaker 3 (44:06):
That's the number from the six three.
Speaker 5 (44:07):
Oh l ma oh that bleep made my morning.
Speaker 3 (44:12):
You guys are awesome. F Mark.
Speaker 7 (44:15):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (44:15):
Mark was big manager that was giving tips from his bartenders.
We called him out on there today. That felt good
for me too. Yeah, I could tell, yeah, you were
in a different zone.
Speaker 2 (44:23):
That was really cathartic for me.
Speaker 7 (44:24):
I was.
Speaker 2 (44:24):
I was kind of a dick to him.
Speaker 5 (44:26):
From the two oh one New Plan, Maris talks Michael
and Maria into spooning. They fart launched themselves into orbit
and Maris doesn't have to worry about his blood pressure
ever again.
Speaker 3 (44:36):
Oh my god, I.
Speaker 2 (44:37):
Think that's just the inevitable end of this show.
Speaker 3 (44:40):
Like, or are we talking about how we sign off
our preferences?
Speaker 8 (44:43):
Right?
Speaker 5 (44:43):
I like to be I like to be spooned. Yeah,
no matter how small the lovely lady is. I just
I just like like a backpack. And you said I
like to be the backpack.
Speaker 2 (44:52):
No, I like to be a jet pack.
Speaker 1 (44:53):
Jet pack because I liked to toute and propel us
off of this planet.
Speaker 3 (44:57):
It's true.
Speaker 5 (44:57):
If you're on the inside, you can't toote. He'll be
blown to It's right into the other person.
Speaker 7 (45:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (45:01):
I'd be like, Mikey, you ready, and you'd be like,
let's go to space.
Speaker 3 (45:09):
And then you're completely relaxed. Yeah, Maris is just take
a nap.
Speaker 1 (45:13):
He's like a watch those imbeciles take off into the sunset.
Speaker 5 (45:17):
From the two one nine. As soon as you cut
the cheese, it's stinking up the room. Don't care what
you're wearing. Stinky Mikey. Correct, that's accurate.
Speaker 3 (45:24):
Well that's not true.
Speaker 2 (45:25):
Pants don't trap on your fart.
Speaker 5 (45:27):
I have boxer briefs and jeans on. If I fart,
I have at least three seconds to get out of
the room. It doesn't instantly, just no, unless you're saran wrapped. Yeah, yeah,
that's all still breatheable. I try that tomorrow. From the
sixth three. Oh, good morning, Maria Merrison. Michael, Michael. That
doesn't work the way the stink is instantaneous. And besides,
when it comes to something like that. I would rather
(45:48):
bear the shame than the pain. Yeah, yeah, my tummy
was hurting a little bit today.
Speaker 2 (45:52):
Got the rum blease.
Speaker 5 (45:54):
You can always text us about farts or anything at
eight four four nine ninety five fifty. That's eight four
five if fifty. Yes, Rock ninety five to five Chicago's
rock station. A first day and we've done another show
in the studio here and it feels.
Speaker 3 (46:14):
Good, doesn't it? It really does?
Speaker 2 (46:17):
Oh is Thursday? If only there were a jingle for
that day.
Speaker 6 (46:22):
It's Rock ninety five five Thursday.
Speaker 2 (46:24):
This is the jingle, but we're not put it up
bar not this week.
Speaker 6 (46:27):
The best way to enjoyed Thursday.
Speaker 2 (46:29):
Correction too much.
Speaker 6 (46:32):
I gotta tell you one we think drink.
Speaker 1 (46:41):
I like death metal thirst today. I used to do
genre mix ups back when I had that night show.
Speaker 2 (46:46):
Uh duh, pope.
Speaker 1 (46:47):
Yes, that's a new beer that's going to be released
this weekend by Burning Bush Brewery in Horner Park. My
favorite part is that it's only going to be five
dollars a beer. I knowsh eight dollars for a handshake
that includes a shot of alert. It really doesn't get
more Chicago than a beer called dump Pop.
Speaker 2 (47:06):
The shot of milort for only eight bucks.
Speaker 3 (47:09):
That's a blessing in itself.
Speaker 2 (47:11):
Give me, give me a.
Speaker 3 (47:17):
Beer, my Lord.
Speaker 2 (47:24):
Morning on Rock Dwive, Thursday,
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